Lizard Butts Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
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>Previously on /xivg/
>>>>146084780
>tfw waiting for weather change
>paks in the op
kill it
>superior c@
>superior game
hyurgirlpussy
>>146114709
>deleted in 10 mins edition
>>146114709
This is what happens when you don't make new threads.
Burn yourselves
FUCK EVERYONE THAT ENABLES PAKS
#catboysruineverything
Everyone enjoying the crafter patch so far?
Thread dead in T-minus 9
Save us ceeg beeg
What would you trade for the Bulter Suit and the Fat Chocobo mount from the Amazon promotion?
I'm a lizard on a couch.
:3
Xth for cool cats
>>146114937
Yep. Shit is great
>>146114937
I need to get into crafting.
>>146115012
sando what should i be doing once i reach 3star. I heard i should be going for cp melds?
>>146114709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXXAxRMh9xc
Chemo just nuke us already
Give us lesson
Anything
Save us from the hell that is P-ks
wats ur FUKIN anima wepon STATUS
how did U LIKE NIGDOGG EX
CHEMO PLEASE
wheres the hyperion ls
where can i find some ffxiv art/fan art?
So in your opinion, what's the lowest point so far in /xivg/ since you've been browsing?
What's the highlight too.
>>146115142
Haven't cleared Niddy, all my groups have died on the transition to the last phase but it's a fun fight.
66/80 unidentified on anima, I'm just a little bit behind the curve
>>146115025
If you want you need to get into it now, because if we think into it 3.4 is the last patch with relevant stuff to craft, 3.5 nobody will care since 4.0 will bring level uncap and every piece of the current set will become useless.
>>146115271
hentai foundry
shana is melting
>>146115280
Lowest point:
Paks' existence
>>146114709
>want to have a nice lizard butt
>be inferior boi
suffering
At this point and D take chemo over the whizard lizard
>>146115370
follow ur dreams
>>146115271
pixiv or any booru for the well drawn ones
>>146115351 , deviantart and tumblr for the abominations
>>146114709
>Genera
You can't do anything right, can you?
>>146115331
Alright, thanks anon.
>>146115280
the paks and tofu era
Crafting catte
>>146114885
>>146115280
Lowest point is definitely any Colgate postings.
Highest point? The piss drinker saga.
>>146114987
Actually, I still have a Maid outfit code as well.
>>146115142
my anima weapon is for a job that I dont play anymore but at this point I feel like I'm too deep in to start another one so I'll just finish this one
its like 50/120 into the first stat
nidhogg is a boring-ass primal
I wasnt gonna do it at all because the horde weapon for my main is shit and I really couldnt give less of a shit about alt-job weapons but I got roped in there by some people and we cleared it on our third pull with me literally not knowing a single mechanic/having watched any video/read any guide
and I actually got a weapon for an alt job thoughwhich I wont play anyway
still dont care about the fight
>>146115025
>FC mates constantly bitching about not having money for glamour, consumables
>Try to convince them to get into crafting
>"Nah man, not interested"
How can I make them see the light.
>>146115521
NO, FUCK OFF AND DIE
ITS FUCKING MIQO'TE ILL EVEN TAKE CAT.
Which color of cat is the best?
>ywn find the perfect eb
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
Young master, I just finished changing the sheets of your bed as you requested.
Any other orders before I take my leave and retire to my quarters?
>>146115647
How many times are you going to post this?
>>146115803
Tanned suns and brown moons
>>146115873Check my 8, Jeeves
>>146115873
Letting mepet you and give you a hug, sorry for being so hard on you sometimes. Take a nice deserved rest
>>146115858
>he doesn't have the perfect eb
Fucking loser LMAO
moo knee boo tea
>>146115873
No that is all, you may leave now.
hey guys is zr still alive and well?
I just wanted to say hi
>>146115873
>Any other orders before I take my leave and retire to my quarters?
yeah, kys smegtur
>>146115696
what about miqa'tte
xth for tum tums
>>146115142
Took 2 weeks of unidentifieds but finally gonna get my 230 relic after doing CT tomorrow.
>>146116192
Deader than the server itself
>>146116076
Slut
he choked mylalafell :/
>>146116038
I know of the perfect EB.
An EB far more perfect than yours.
They're so perfect, they could whisk me away from my hell.
But they won't EB me.
And so,you'll never know how my hell burns.:3
>>146115803
white suns, dead moons
>>146116252
Is the whole game pretty much dead now?
>>146115280
Lowest point I can remember:Right now with lizard and paks.
>>146115803
tan suncat boys
>>146116245
gonna cumie on those tummies
>>146116279
what is it about this lala that is soenticing
le sword catte
>catte
Stop
>>146115647
1.) no one cares about your shitty crafting gains
2.) some people don't want to craft and find it tedious
t. guy who has every DoH / L at 60
>>146115568
WHAT
Remember when FFXIV threads were good?
>>146116670
in a game where the only good aspect is waifusim, you chose to be ugly. for what purpose?
>>146116671
in 2.0 yes
>>146116409
good choice
>>146115280
When ippiki tried to make a static group back in 2.1
>>146116671
They weren't. Chemo just had less ways to spam the thread.
>>146116316
>Sun cats
>In the SUN
>Worship the SUN even SEEK its rays
>long exposure to The SUN causes darkening of the skin
>PALE suncats do not SEEK the SUN and are therefore no better than Moonies
Go outside kitten.
>>146116760
s-some people dont think im ugly...
>>146116670It's okay I think you're cute colgateI'm gonna impregnate you with my Xaela baby
>>146116671
FFXIV threads haven't ever been that great, but it's been a long time since they were anywhere close to it
At least back in the days of 2.0-2.2 people shitposted about who was good and who was shit at the game, shitposted at eachother about content clears/having relics or whatever else. In general a lot of it was really harmless bantz too.
Now, we just have a bunch of ERP shitposting and legitimately malicious shitposters who I wouldn't be surprised if they actually want other people from this thread to die or be hospitalized IRL.
>>146116367
Game is still alive and doing well, just ZR died
>>146116872
my whiteness is genetic, i just burn otherwise
>>146116882
I think you're a doll. Would have tea with/10.
>>146116671
They were pretty chill in 1.0. Then as soon as the ARR beta hit, the Cactuar drama doomed this thread to endless obscenities.
>>146116882
ugly
>>146116928
I-uh...
Well, thats a nice fantasy you have there.
>>146117026
Yay, tea~!
>>146117102
>Cactuar
It's all the fucking servers.
>>146117169
cactuar was the first big 4chan server when the betas started you doof
it's also the original erp server (tm)
>>146117158You're gonna get MONGOLIAN'D
>>146117102
People got really bitter.
>>146116978
You just need more sun.
Meditate outside for an hour a day. Nude and turn it up by 10 mins each week. Embrace the bronze
>>146117293
bitter like the piss you drink
>>146117262
no plundering my booty please!
I need sleep. ni
/blog
Do they look friendly to you?
>>146117293
I wonder why with all this constant avatar posting and posts that lack discussion about the game.
I mean really, do you fucks really even do anything other than sitting in your houses and spamming emotes while trying to take the most perfect selfie for whatever it is you wish to shitpost about next? No, you don't.
What's the fastest way to level 60? Fate grind or dungeon spam?
>>146117158
It's not tea it's warm lemonade....
Run
>>146117385
Lock up tight. I'm coming for dat booty.
>>146117102
Honestly, the worst parts of the thread isn't even in the drama, there will always be drama in any 'community,' whatever.
The worst parts of the thread are the fucking awful posters who are literally just sitting around spamming the same pictures of their fucking au ra over and over again without ever saying anything of substance.
They literally keep doing it even as I type up this post, jesus christ.
>>146117460
A mix of both, probably.
If you play an instaqueue class, dungeon spam is faster though.
:3
>>146117404
the mateus cats are really sweet, they're great
shame about the mateus part though...
post your pt faces anons
>>146117158the tea may or may not have piss in it, i lean heavily towards the former
>>146117324
oh no i did that and look what happened D:
>>146117404
holy shit
is that what they REALLY look like?
>>146117385
>Sleeping
This will be even easier
You might say it is
2ez
>>146117460
Probably dungeons and FATE grinding during queues.
>>146117404
they seem pretty nice and helpful but telling people to go to a dead server is pretty shitty
Who is your favorite cat to get off to, xivg? I jerked it to some lewd Shanoa pictures earlier and I'm thinking about who to go for next.
>>146117158
Musica!?!
>>146117825
Read is quality.
>>146117404
>matching green and purple hair
is paks banned yet? id like to talk about the game
>>146117570
you forgot the part when you and your shitposting brigade started maliciously parroting their characters look
Why are there literally zero cuties on Gilgamesh.
>>146117404
i really want to purge this voidshit........
>>146117570
What do I have to do EB this c@? Serious question.
>i'm literally crazy
please help me
>>146117938
i've never done or said anything malicious about the mateus posters unless you count pasting chemo posts into discord because i thought it was funny how he always forces "shit" into everything
like mashitus
also i don't have a shitposting brigade
>>146117612
Ummmmm let's start with 15 mins...
>>146118071
they're already ebd
sorry senpai
>>146118071
killing yourself is a good start
>tfw in love with M.R.
>>146118041
but im on gilgamesh
>>146118116
abe cummies on your tummies for me on skype
>>146117915
Who are you talking to?
>>146118256
u aint cute tho
My nyas?
>>146118373
so many cucks in one spot
>>146117570
>shame about the mateus part though...
Come to Balmungwith your sweet sugar.
>>146118134
I didnt ask that. That is not a limiting factor.
4 dps queue ST on aether
>>146118116
can we hug
or fugjust kidding i need sleep
>>146118453
i'm already on balmung i just wish those two weren't on mateus
>>146117570
What skin tone is this exactly?
>>146118478
But anon, an eternal bond is eternal!
>no FC house
>no private house
>still ends up in private chambers
Yup, there it is. The feral runt has has finally given in and succumbed to her inner most desires!
>>146118683
Any real niggas wanna do just one sephirot ex run on Balmung?
>you still can't command your chocobo to attack enemies first
Why is there even a defender option, I want my bird to protect me;~;7
>>146118802
Mine looks a lot lighter when I try this..
what do you mean you forgot the apple strudel
>>146119317
It's probably character creator but that's the exact tone in my character data
it varies a lot depending on lighting
>>146119321
what do you mean you dumb fucking idiot, i forgot the apple strudel
>>146119321
Naka's midlander is so god tier
>>146118094
honestly even at your worst shyv you're better than paks / ada / misc tertiary slutpost retards
you're all right.
>>146118794
love this post
>>146119321
best midlander
post butt
>>146119321
That's a weird thing to call your butt...
>>146119514
say what you will about ultrash but they sure have a lot of qts
>>146119368
It looks alright indoors and in darker areas. Post me an outdoors bright edition please. I wanna see if I should make alternations for a more consistent brown.
>>146119581
slam that fucking strudel mate
>>146119535
I agree
those reprobates are insufferable and cringe worthy
Hello /xivg/ i got the base game on steam as a gift and i wanted to play with my friend, but when i try to create a character on his server i got a restriction error, can someone explain me why?
>>146119710
A strudel is probably the only thing Paks has ever put his dick inside. Imagine that fat retard going hog wild on a half cooked Pillsbury toaster strudel.
>>146119535
no, really, i'm a fucking psycho
stay away from me
>>146119802
Server is full and characters cannot be created on it at this time. Try in the depths of night, or pay 18$ access fee.
>>146118094
You're annoying and mean but hardly crazy tier.
>>146119802
What server?
Also there are servers too populated that they lock them down to new characters
>>146119673
this is how it looks in uldah, i think this is as bright as i can really get
keep in mind though some lighting is just aids in this game, limsa lighting is pretty weird too
>>146119820
>>146119929
i'm crazy when you get close to me
>>146119943
Yeah that looks more normal. I'll have to make it a tad darker. I'm looking for a consistent shade of what the c@ looks like indoors.Since I cant marry your cat ill just make my own good cat.
>>146120092
well i logged out so i cant really take more screenshots for referencepls
xth for pvp killing your desire to stay subbed
>>146120018
Hey man I have tried being nice to you but you always say to fuck off or something.
>try to get carried just for once in df
>group falls into chaos
for fucks sakes
>>146120220
who are you?
Hi all. What has been your favorite thing about 3.3? I think they did a really good job with WC and all the new glam is great.
>>146120219
kys
>>146119930
>>146119910
Why do they do that?
>>146120349
this cat is my favorite thing about 3.3post butt
>>146119820
My fucking sides.
>>146120380
To try keep everyone from joining the same server. If you want to get onto a locked server, either camp it or pay up some yoshibux for a transfer.
>>146120394
That cat far pre-dates 3.3, Anon.
>Megu already dropped Shyvana for Noriko
LOL
>>146120375
kys
>>146120349
shatter is my absolute favorite thing about 3.3!
it's great! havin' a blast
>>146120648
>pre-dates
>>146120349
These things.
>>146120501
Can i play with my friend on another server?
>>146120349
Server?
>>146120648
still my favorite thing about 3.3
>>146120770
you can only party up with people on the same server
you can only end up (randomly) with people on the same datacenter in dungeons
>>146120935
raid finder is cross server too (RIP DOA)
Paging HARDWARE HANK please transfer to Balmung right MEOW
>>146121013
Please take him holy shit.
>>146121013
Yes please, take him.
Balmung Hospital for the Criminally Insane is currently at capacity, sorry.
>tfw dont pop cds and tank like shit just to see if the healers call you out on what youre doing wrong
>>146121013
>>146121087
>>146121204
We'll take both him and Mr. Happy too. Then we can have some nice ERP guides on Youtube. Deal?
mah nigga hardware hank is staying on gilgamesh
ぐちょぐちょケツマンコ
Cute bears
>>146121087
>>146121204
hank fucking owns, literally the only good thing about gilgashit
>>146120349
Aquapolis, deffo. Always fun just to raid a dungeon for treasure and it's something that was sorely lacking until now.
2 tanks queue for LotA aether
>>146121865
who the FUARK is homedepot hank
LF for cute sunc8 to cuddle with.
>>146121785
couldn't resist
>do nidhogg normal roulette in progress
>DPS are already yelling at each other when I enter
>2 DPS and the other healer get hit by first set of eye aoes and die
>healer dies two more times
>DPS has to sit on the floor because I don't have swiftcast available
>"you should be able to easily raise me"
>get to adds phase, solo heal both tanks until we fail the DPS check with all DPS up
>"omg healer this is your fault"
>second attempt, we have a new healer
>they also suck, but at least they don't die to mechanics
>MT ends up dying
>DPS get hit by more aoes
>MT switches to delieverance just in time to get cleaved by big add with no CDs up and gets one shot
>"omg you are the worst healer ever"
>You have been dismissed from both the party and the duty
Don't know what to tell you guys if you keep dying to stupid shit but also can't make any DPS checks while you're alive!
Is that an Elvis impersonator? Oh, it's just a male character in the Weeping City healing set.
>>146121997
Lmao who is this balding elezen?
>>146121997
name
>>146121924
If you don't already know you're irrelevant cya
Naka is cute... Stratos is soooooooo lucky.
>>146122070
saved!
>>146122251
>putting your dick in anything paks has tainted
enjoy your crotch rot
This BTN leveling guide says I should be gathering Cloud Bananas as a collectible for BTN at 56, but even with totally upgraded gear I can't get the 250 Collectability required. Is there something I'm missing here?
>>146121364
fuck off, seriously. WE WANT HANK WE WANT HANK WE WANT HANK WE WANT HANK
Hank if you're reading this i'll personally pay for your transfer right now
>BRD and MCH get cool cowboy gear from Sohr and Hull.
>MNK gets a fucking dress.
I guess I might as well put it on and start wearing makeup, because Yoshi's just going to FUCK ME either way.
i don't understand the hardware hank meme
>>146122412
fuck off nerd
>>146120349
Aquapolis, hands down, has been the best thing to come out of this patch. It's netted me tons of gil and I have had a heap of laughs and shit on Discord with friends. It's a fun way to get everyone together. Everyone screaming and such when rngesus saves you is 10/10.
I personally can't wait for palace of the dead, though.
>>146122502
stop hogging the HADWARE kid
>>146122510
>ywn have this much fun
;//////////;
>>146122448
>he doesn't know about the last remnant
>>146117248
Cactuar was always loaded with betas and circle jerks. I'm surprised it took this long for people to notice.
>>146122642
People here will tell you to never befriend anyone from xivg, but all of my friends with the exception of one or two, are from here.
>>146122510
>no friends to do aqua with
>do it in pf today and get 0 drops in 10 maps because 8 people
waste of an hour, barely made back map cost thanks to gil from chests
>>146122510
+1 for first half
-1 for second half
>>146122661
I don't care how many remnants that queermo has, his hair is gay and his dress is gay.
>ywn eb your one and only
You'll never know just how it feels...
;_;
>>146122934
Who is your one and only?
Amazon promo code here, didn't know it was a thing until I got it. Shame I don't play the game. You guys have fun.
>>146123064
Ask me in-game and I'll tell you.
:3
>>146122934
Whats stopping you?
>>146122868
We go in with 4-8 people and everyone brings maps and gets on discord. We do it all via /greed and have had no dramas. A friend group makes it amazingly fun.
>>146122884
Sry anon but I really like dungeon crawling
>>146114937
All the patch did was help everyone catch up so they can be ready to the next hurdle that comes out in 3.4, much like how any odd number patch has been. They even gave everyone free money with the release of aquapolis.
>Currently could spend 44 million to have every DoL/H tool and armor right off the bat.
>These prices are lowering everyday thanks to how accessible the materials are. Even materia rains from the sky.
>Because of such things you can slash that budget even further provided you have friends to make them for you.
>>146116664 sums it up quite fine to explain crafting was during all of 3.0. Also, gil still have no value cause housing is the only sink to remove gil from the economy. You should be ashamed of yourself or new to have a mill or two stashed somewhere.
>>146123367
why do you want it to be dead?
>Idyllshire slowly being rebuilt
What's the point?
Is it Cutelander time?
>>146122934
>Your one and only tells you no
I know how your hell burns
>>146123460
>pic not related
>>146123460
ehhhhhhh
>>146123437
hopefully the point is "Rowena won't follow us to the next region and that ends up being her city"
>>146123128
ftw intentionally didn't crop it, making you fags work for it for that one extra step.
Hope somebody uses it, though.
>>146123460
ugly
>>146123460
You look like you just came out of the capital wasteland.
>>146123460
Obviously not given the ratchet bitch you posted lmao
>>146123460
WOAH shit, nice toasted bruv.
Also your character is some uncanny valley shit.
>>146123460
hey i use that chest plate!!! :(
i hate myself and want to die
>>146123460
>highlander
>cutelander
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>146123437
Because that's what happened with Mor Dhona.
>>146123587
>Implying Yoshi is ever going to do anything new.
Look forward to Rowena showing up at Homeville in Ala Mhigo.
>>146123509
you'll find someone else
>>146123818
ditto
>>146123128
>>146123605
>invalid code
Guess I was too late, or I keep mistyping it
>>146123460
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
>>146123864
Honestly I'm hoping a freshly-Liberated & Recovering Ala Mhigo is what we get instead of some post story location.
>>146123882
Squidchan a cute~!
>>146115280
Either "I'm done, Steven", Sorrytofu.avi, or Moof
>>146123908
85LI-3FPP-843W-F65I
Just to make sure one of us isn't being retarded.
nori gb
>>146123864
>Because that's what happened with Mor Dhona.
yes, and it could have stayed the same to accomplish the same role it plays today. what a waste of fucking resources
>>146124492
>tfw nori has created a pantheon of bp
Trading meido code forbussy
>>146124613
what server?
