Memes edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
Previous thread: wew lade
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
snek, cat penis, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.kspg.sytes.net
>>146000875
Previous thread: >>145782839
>>146000924
>fucking up the previous thread
this is literally the one thing you can do to make our history incomprehensible in the archives. You are a fucking cancer, and you should have used the new OP without Yuri in it, but you just copy-pasted your same bullshit one.
TRUMP 2016
MAKE SATCH EAT A BRICK
>still no fucking kspg in the filename
MEME
>>146001289
It shows up when you search /kspg/ though
>>146001289
/kspg/ is in the main post, it'll show up on a catalog search
It only trips the filter when it's in the subject
I move that this OP not post another thread for at least month. All in favor post Aye, all against, Nay.
>>146001221
Yuri is here to stay, keep on being butthurt :)
>>146001389
AYE
>>146001389
Why?
For reference, I made one of the other threads, so it's not like one guy made all 3.
>>146000875
Couldn't you just make it /Кspg/ and Кerбal so it'd be close enough without triggering the filter?
>>146001448
Can someone please post the vote results to remind Yuri of the general consensus
>>146001389
Nay
>>146001389
Well, of the three threads we have up this is the only one that isn't autosaging, and I actually waited to confirm that it isn't autosaging before posting a link in the old thread
>>146001448
Don't you have dead mice to eat, Cloc?
>>146001448
desu if yuri died in a petrol refinery explosion i would be pretty glad.
>>146001531
that would make it unsearchable.
>>146001389
okyuMANmaps
>>146001625
>not american
get out faggot
>>146001605
As long as we've established Yuri is the reason the OP says "Yuri is welcome" I'm satisfied.
>>146001625
>that would make it unsearchable.
We could keep the kspg in the body and/or the filename
>>146000875
why can't you make it something like karbala shia program general instead of this [REDACTED] shit
Why is kspg filtered?
Hullo!
>>146002926
take your best guess
Okay, who were the fucking retards who couldn't just fucking copy paste last thread's OP?
Also fuck off with your "le meme anon" bullshit, cloc.
>>146002926
Because Airbus realized that the false dihedrals of their PID tuners would cause the extrapolated dynamic stability models of their airplanes to be emblazoned with integrative errors
Angry Anon here, AMA.
>>146003952
why are you so based?
>>146003952
I know it's you, Yuri.
>>146003952
What's nonexistence like?
Is it the same as death, or something else entirely?
>>146003952
how does it feel being normal
Yuri here, AMA
>>146004076
why are you so based?
MAN here, AMA
cloc here, AMA
>>146004003
Autism.
>>146004016
Yuri is a degenerate imbecile and we should trade him for baccy
>>146004045
You know that time when you sleep but you don't dream? That is nonexistence.
>>146004071
You tell me, MAN.
>>146004076
Why didn't you fuck off yet?
>>146004180
Why didn't you fuck off yet?
>>146004257
Why don't you stay?
>>146004076
Are you glad you got yourself caught MANposting?
Does your Polish slave's cunt taste like holocaust ash?
Catfucker here, AMA
Iowa here, AMA
What happened to the fucking general and why is it REDACTED?
>>146004180
why are you such a dumb cunt?
>>146004340
why are you so based?
why won't you just embrace the fact that catf*cking is rape?
>>146004331
>You know that time when you sleep but you don't dream? That is nonexistence.
Well, no, I don't know what that's like
People always dream when they're asleep, it's just that it can sometimes be very difficult to remember the dreams after you wake up
So a dreamless night is no more than just a lapse in memory
>>146004340
Do you agree Yuri should stop posting /u/ images?
(you) here, AMA
>>146004442
It's not always rape
Reeee
>>146004550To be honest, that'd probably be for the best
>>146004436
We caught Tupolev deliberately fudging their stability derivatives and emblazoning their wing designs with false dihedrals leading to a crash and the loss of 100 million dollars.
>>146004496
You just explained what I mean. After waking up and thinking about this part of sleeping, you don't remember the sensory input of that time, you just remember the absence of it, that is the "lapse in memory" as you call it.
>>146004427
>Impersonating meI was just about to """"yell"""" at you.
>>146004746
But by definition, I can't remember a lapse in memory
I can only extrapolate from the rest of my memory that there must have been an 8-10 hour gap
>>146004838
reminder kancolle is shit.
>>146004838
Where's the cat dick, Iowa?
>>146004965
I don't give a shit about your opinions, remilia. Let's get this straight, I dislike touhou, you dislike kancolle and that's the end of it, no big fucking deal.
>>146005035Sleeping.
Also, fuck the weather, you can suck my fucking cock, fucking clouds.
>>146005157They're both shit desu
>>146005157
>I don't give a shit about your opinions, remilia.
wrong person. touhou is mediocre, but at least it doesn't humanize ships.
>>146005157
that's not me, sweetie
posting ksp to fulfill our quota of at least one ksp-related post per thread
>roommate used 60 kwhs yesterday
>while being the only person in the apartment
how can one man be this fucking stupid
>>146004890
Exactly, you can only infer from other memories that there was this gap while you were sleeping. Just like the gap isn't /really/ there for you to interpret, information also isn't there in nonexistance. It's not something, it's a lack of something.
>>146005338
that almost sounds deliberate
it's like he left the microwave and vacuum running and opened all the windows with the air set to 65
>>146005267
Okay, remilia. Sorry.
>>146005223
Okay, I respect your opinion.
>>146005247
I don't give a shit either way, I like KanColle and that's good enough for me.
FUCKING CLOUDS, DISSIPATE ALREADY FUCKING SHIT FUCK.
>>146005532
>i have shit taste and that's good enough for me
a
>>146005435
no he's just painfully out of touch with reality
he was probably one of those coddled pieces of shit who's parents put the thermostat on 65 their whole life and now can't deal with it otherwise
he's just fucking dumb
>>146005389
But you're talking more in retrospect
I mean, what's it like to actually not exist?
Since you're Angry Anon, you should be in nonexistence right now
>>146005745
Want me to direct my anger to you? You're literally asking for it.
>>146005858
don't be a violence bully
>>146004180
This wasn't me. Continuing to ignore the thread.
>>146002709
[REDACTED] is more eyecatching and lets us spread around the discomfort, hopefully leading to the repeal of the filter.
>>146002926
Angry Anon made a second thread 3 hours in and it triggered a visitation from a mod
>>146005858
what's an Iowa going to do that a plane carrying 2 exocets can't stop?
battleships are outdated, big guns are a meme.
Who the fuck is angry anon?
>>146006017
Maxmaps.
>>146005920
Take your schizophrenia meds you fucking subhuman.
>>146006017
Someone that probably hasn't even posted in 2 years, MAN uses it as a scapegoat.
>>146005827
Without the ability to retrospect it would absolutely be the same, you just can't interpret it.
>>146006017
Nobody, it's probably cloc and yuri trying to shit on people.
>>146006087
Hey there Max. How's the smog in Mexico City on this fine day?
>>146005919
Okay, clouds cleared. I'll take my bike ride now.
>>146005963
Stay put like the cute battleship she is.
>>146006541
>Stay put
on the bottom of the ocean thanks to a magazine explosion?
>>146006624
kek
>>146006624
I chuckled
You should be a comedian anon
>>146006624
You sure you're talking about BB-61?
>>146007250
Hope to fuck you're 'tisming about the fact it didn't sink, instead of unaware about what happened aboard 61.
Guys I'm starting KSP!
>>146007786
report back on your loading experience in 30 minutes
>>146007786
Anon no
You have so much to live for
>>146007786
Thanks for letting us know, Max!
>>146007912
It stopped loading on a part that doesn't even exist for no reason even though it loaded perfectly fine last time! :D
I guess I'm just being entitled :P
>>146008039
And my taskbar just disappeared what the fuck
Fuck this shit FUCK KERBAL
>>146007352
Yeah, that's why it wasn't hilarious.
>>146008334
It was though.
>>146008482Heh, just a little.
>>146004662
oh so it's a meme then
thank
>>146004436
MAN schizoed too hard and ruined everything.
>>146009593
this
>>146009593
Dont enforce a false paradigm angry anon. We all know it was you going against kspg law and reporting posts.
>>146009887
Take your meds
>>146009946
>telling someone who obviously isn't man to take his meds
>medsposting in June, 2016
Hey what other memes do you meme, anon?
>>146010625
>>146010663
this is what losing looks like.
>>146010663
>>146010625
>>146010725
sm͏h tb͏h fa͏m
>the USSR thought that the Shuttle was a bomber and made a peace poster saying "NO!"
>Americans really were just silly enough to make a giant, ridiculously heavy payload fairing.
>Nonetheless, if they'd done what the poster asked they'dve saved a fortune.
What's the Russian for "hahahahahahaha"?
>>146011876
xaxaxa ))))
>>146011876
i always wonder, are shuttleposters knowingly reposting the exact same thing multiple times or are there different newfags that stumble across the same facts over and over and then post them here?
>>146012523
I thought the poster was pretty. Everything else is just filler.
>>146011876
Why is it launching from Colorado, though
>>146014427
Even overpriced boondoggles don't want to stay in Colorado.
>>146014427
That's the flame trail idiot
>>146009887
Stop, Yuri.
>>146014856
And it's coming from Colorado
>>146015091
No, it starts at florida but it goes so fast out the back of the rocket that it goes to colorado
>>146015271
Realistically, it would
But then it wouldn't form the rest of the trail, so it can only be assumed that for artistic purposes the trail is stationary
KSP just froze and fucking crashed for no fucking reason
Man that's pretty kerbal if you ask meXDDDDXD
Does somebody have .23.5?
>>146015964
Yes
remilia!
>>146015816
And holy fuck the ship I was working on got completely corrupted
FUCK YOU KSP
>>146016203Can you upload it, please?
>>146016370
sureIs it okay if I wait until tonight?
>>146016494But I'm in central time, anon.
Okay, there's no rush. Thanks.
>>146016960
pretty sure this is 0.23.5, not 100% sure
https://mega.nz/#!QtYXCZrD!RAc7cT4ik_XKeBoBzRwUtHdnx8dbeXWpuZY2i4AuoDU
>>146016960
>>146017181 isn't >>146016494 btw
>>146017785
wait is >>146017181 >>146016960 or is it >>146016494 that's >>146016370 ?
>>146017785
Well, is it the same blazing it edition that you handed me like a couple months ago?
>>146017956
yeah I padded it out with some stupid dubs images to make it 420 megs :^)
>>146018278
I still have it, and it's 0.21. ;^)
>>146018630
fug sorry f.a.m.
>>146018739
Don't worry, great gesture desu.
>>146018962
I still have a .23 folder on disk apparently, gonna see if it's .23.5 or not
ded
>>146019016
Okay.
>>146021678
here you go senpai, should work
https://mega.nz/#!gs5SzDbT!XZSpaeL2Affy_XLh64Yp4HQO4_aZOzEIARJw3NzobHE
>tfw watching The Wire and making the worst ghetto I can in Cities: Skylines
http://www.theonion.com/video/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of--30284
Just give up already
>>146021954
Yeah, this is it.
Thanks a lot.
>>146023951
hahaahahahaha mad speedfag
>>146024448
I just saw this general and I have no idea who speed is
>>146024965
Welcome!speedis just a piece of recent culture here.
>>146024965
There were some mad speedrun faggots
>detach skycrane from landed base part
>base part suddenly spazzes out and explodes for no observable reason
man I hate this game
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
>tfw broke
>>146028490
>shitty memes
Oh my god. I'm at work today and a phone call gets transfered to me since I'm the highest ranked manager on site.
Turns out one of my coworkers, prolly the guy I liked the most that I worked with, died after drowning today.
H-holy shit. I don't even know what to feel right now.
>>146030607
damn that sucks :(
I keep worrying that someone I care about is gonna pass without me being able to say good bye
>>146030607
Next time choose friends who know how to swim.
>>146030607
>>146031038
It could be that he drowned in alcohol, or chocolate, or pussy.
>>146031261
someone post the bird fondue
>>146031456
http://www.radiopayam.ir/live/
THEY'RE PLAYING ATTACK ON TITAN HOLY SHIT
>>146031004
I-I know what you mean. This is the second time I've lost someone tragically like this. I mean, I wasn't nearly as close to him but we still hung out after work and such.
It still hurts. Fuck, I can't even remember the last thing I said to him. Probably "see you later" or something.
I'm still kinda in shock.
>>146031642
I recorded it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HOkTWrA8m4
What the fuck
>>146032094
First person into the office tomorrow gets to keep his stuff.
/kspg/, I'm downloading Second Life, will post updates as I explore this disgusting, degenerate world.
>>146032969
>Second life
Let me check.
>>146032969
aaaand it's gonna take an hour to dl
fuck that
a
>>146032478
Fuck. I don't even know what we're going to do about. His office is right down the hall from mine.
I feel like I'm going to be sick now.
>>146034837
>One hour to download 47MB
>>146032969
What's up with this tutorial anyway
Can we flockmod up bitches? I'm fucking bored.
>>146030607
how the fuck is drowning real nigga just swim towards the surface like nigga kick your legs
>>146035583
>implying black people can swim
>15 Minutes in
>Shark is trying to fuck me
wew
>>146035583
The news said he "went under and did not resurface." That's all I really know right now.
My other coworkers have started call and texting me now that it's reported. I guess I was the first to know.
/kspg/, help, I've clogged my toilet with so much shit that 3 hours of constant plumbing and snaking won't do shit.
What do?
>>146036653
call plumber and hope he fucks out
>Say "you're a big shark"
>Doesn't reply with "for you"
Hmm
>>146036778
I wonder, what are the limitations of SL?
Do you have to be at least some kind of anthro, or could you just walk around as a full-on quadrupedal cat?
>>146036994
Anthro I think.
>>146037182
So it's limited exclusively to the worst kind of furries
Sounds wonderful
>>146035526
nah because someone killed the flockmod by abusing it
>>146037408
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
I was just going to make an Iowa avatar but I need L shekels.
"I actually love piano but don't know much about it"
Come on, don't do that just for a computer girl that's really a boy in real life.
![[some kind of metaphor for ksp development].png](https://i.imgur.com/z27r8cS.png "[some kind of metaphor for ksp development].png")
>>146036653
The right move is to at least acknowledge the issue.
>Conversation with a shark evolved into piano pieces by Erik Satie
Nice, at least needy boys can maintain a conversation.Too bad I'm a boy.
Even watch anime while doing laundry
Odd exercise
Zero reveal the secret about snek, yuri and man
>>146037925
This pasta is a fucking gamechanger. It scratched an itch I didn't even know I had.
>>146040002
Wew. That was close. You almost had to admit you know nothing.
>>146041065
I think I would know something since I'm one of them
>>146041849
>not being all three at once
Where is your sense of fun?
>>146040002
I'm not in the mood for this right now.
Also red 10 bump.
>>146043231
It was just going to be a fun post yuri
>>146043574
>Playing hard
I didn't know cloc like hardcore.
>>146043574
Come to clocmod
>>146043706
I'm busy :^)
>>146043751
Well, you can't type with a hand on your hubby's snake.
>>146043574
a
Sorry to be rude. I'm having a shitty night.
Have any of you played the new hitman game? is it any good?
I know nobody itt cares but I finished that thing from the other day
Iowa asked me to post this.
:^)
>more in another folder
I've never played KSP but I saw your OP and could taste the venom and bitterness that I had to stop by
>>146047746
Hullo!
>>146047746
>gkc updated a few minutes ago
thanks for the reminder!
>>146047746
Have a cat dick
It belongs to my own cat
>>146047795
Hello is this thread even about the game anymore?
>>146047942
You're welcome I haven't read in a while unfortunately
>>146047986
That's a thing there
>>146049569
rarely
>>146049569
>on topic posts
What are you, a janitor?
>>146047746
we are going to have those Dutch Mexican scammers hanged for their fraudulent and treasonous actions with our investments.
So why did you lads get auto saged?
>>146051560
buttmad sanitation technicians
Goodnight /kspg/
I'm going to do my best to get some sleep.
>>146052574
goodnght
>>146052583
<3 Love you lots.
>>146052574
>tfw you will never be Yuri's big spoon.
guys i've been hearing a jet for the past few minutes and it's been getting louder and now it's deafeningly loud
like i can't even hear myself talk
is this normal?
>>146053243
NATO's been moving tactical assets for the last few hours in some pretty odd ways. Probably responding to the Russian advance in Ukraine. Shouldn't be anything you'll have to worry about.
>>146053367
oh ok lol
goodnight /kspg/ hope i don't get nuked lol
>>146053243
Tinnitus :^)
Max here, AMA
MAN's psychiatrist here, AMA
D E F C O N 3
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Impersonator here, AMA
ded
>being this ded unironically
>>146063106
>implying this dedness isn't ironic
ded
>he complains about his nation losing it's sense of identity while being pro-globalization because "muh free market"
reinstalling for the first time after 1.0
What am I in for?
>he believes the applied mechanism of internationalism is balkanization
>>146070148
A world of disappointment
>>146001151
why did that shitty anime thread die 3 times then?
>>146054336
Does the man know he is the reason Maxmaps was fired? If so, thank him.
ded
hey uh squad where's dat money at
Does KSP use a scripting language, or does it take actual coding skill?
I want to make my own resources.
>>146071103
"Kerbal" was in the main post
"Kerbal" trips the filter everywhere except the filename, "kspg" only trips it in the subject, probably to avoid possibly killing other generals that happen to have "kspg" in a filename or something
Hullo everyone.
>>146079449
Hullo!
>>146080102
Hiya. How are you, snek?
>>146079449
kill yourself MAN
>>146053179
>Implying you can't do it with a little of force.
>>146079449
Hullo mo-
I mean, Yuri.
>>146080591
this meme is silly. Are you trying to say Yuri is an invention of MAN?
Would you also like to imply MAN hates this general and wants it to suffer?
And while you're at it, the filter is MAN's fault, according to you, right?
>>146081459
ok MAN
>>146080736
Hey there, dear.Dream about Iowa?
>>146080190
I overslept. Think ill take my snake out and let her see the world :^)
>>146081596
Yeah!And Kongou.
We'll talk later, gotta go.
>>146081890
Sounds fun. :)
>>146081986
C U T E.
Do your best!
>>146081459
>Are you trying to say Yuri is an invention of MAN?
No. Yuri was caught impersonating MAN. Keep up.
desu i only made a forum account so i could find something to do that would make forumites suck me off.
then i realized nobody cares what i do in game and i'm not smart enough or dedicated enough to make mods, and if i was i could just make meme indie games for a 4chan audience instead.
>>146081890
Sleeping pills much ?
>>146083061
fuckoff max
I finally got my toilet unclogged /kspg/
Ironically, I had to shit in it one more time before plunging would affect it, since I think snaking the drain created a hole in the blockage that would cause plunging not to work.
My shit has led me to an elevated state of water physics.
>>146084601
>he doesn't boil a kettle of water and pour it into the toilet to unclog anything
https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/momentum/pages/219/attachments/original/1464368599/Meme_making_guide.pdf?1464368599
meme making guide for all my friends :)
>>146086450
mfw this link
>>146028490
>replying to 1 year and 245 day old posts
>>146086560
this is why windows shouldn't hide extensions by default
>>146001284
Is eating bricks a meme?
>http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.
So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.
What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.
By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.
After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.
And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.
Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.
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:^)
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nice trip MAN
