low mmr edition
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
I don't have this game yet but D.va is fucking qt
tracer
McCree
>>145988212
>TMP: 0 C
Man where the fuck do you live
>people have trouble with dat rat
How come nobody criticises the game for a lack of dedicated servers? It used to piss off many people when CoD did that, but now nobody gives a shit anymore.
>>145988296
>see D.va
>think she's pretty qt
>she starts talking
>0/10
>>145988342
>he doesn't have a gaming den in antartica
>>145988356
You answered your own question. Nobody gives a shit anymore.
xth for Hanzo being fucking broken.
>>145988296
>tfw highest kill streak is with d.va because people can't deal with having shit in their face all the time
What's the V-ysnc like in this game?
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
YOU LOSE 25% ULTIMATE CHARGE ON DEATH
>>145988440
probably shit like in every other game
don't use it
>>145988356
You answered your own question
>>145988356
blizzard will NEVER allow people to play off their own servers ever again since korea fucked them with broodwar.
>XxXUrdeath2003xXx has switched to Genji (was Lucio)
>block enemy bastion with defense matrix
>our genji jumps in front of him and starts reflecting
>It's a "hanzo ults from spawn and the ult arrives on point 5 minutes later taking everyone by surprise and winning them the round" episode
>>145988473
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: ALWAYS BE PREPARED FOR AN ENEMY TO HAVE THEIR ULT BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY NEVER CHANGE
Friendly reminder that professional Overwatch player Cloud9.Surefour used aimlock cheats in Titanfall tournaments.
>>145988356
>CoD did that, but now nobody gives a shit anymore.
game made for casuals
dedicated servers are a military FPS meme
>>145988473
As if the game wasn't steamrolly enough
I wish I could understand these. The art's cute.
Guys, help me out here.
Okay so i'm trying to write out a sentence but brain words hard and hurt my head ache.
Imagine a factory has suddenly lost all ability to produce -items-. They find a way to continue making a fraction of what they were for the time being. How do I convey that?
"Desperate to maintain production" just doesn't sound good enough, and "maintain" implies they're back to working full efficiency. That's not appropriate.
I keep thinking of the word "throughput" but it just sounds too out of place.
How can I convey "Keep things going" more articulately?
Mercy best waifu btw, ehre dem reich
>Mercy will never wrap her wings around you, whispering softly in your ear"You're my Hero"
>>145988440
even with triple buffering the input lag is like 500ms
just dont bother
>>145988440
get a monitor with G-sync support and leave that shit behind forever
Which comic and animated short have you liked most so far?
I think Reinhardt has a great comic. Really gives his character more character. He has a really "fight to the end" feel. I enjoyed soldier 76s animated short. A lot. I love that vigilante feel.
I really disliked widow makers animated short though. It didn't really flesh her character out more. I already understood she is a cold blooded killer.
>>145988473
>2 point capture maps are now impossible
No.
>>145988212
Have you played the based robot god of POTGs today, /owg/?
>>145988356
nowadays more and more games lack dedicated servers since they're primarily developed for consoles, to the point where most people consider it normal and don't bother complaining about it anymore
>>145988296
She is also a fucking useless character
>>145988473
Consider suicide.
>>145988349
Junkrat is fucking stupid
>literal free area of denial with no effort and not having to put himself at any sort of risk
>can instantly shit out 300 damage, and on beefier characters it launches them away from him
>when someone falls for beartrap+car bomb combo in front of spawn at the start of the match
>traveling to hanamura
not today
>>145988587
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>145988613
Is forcing adaptive vsync the same?
>>145988559
Friendly reminder that professional Overwatch player Cloud9.Surefour uses aimlock cheats in Overwatch tournaments.
how can any of you faggots say pharah is underpowered
holy shit playing against this bitch is anti fun
>>145988720
>when your bear trap is sunk mostly into the floor so they can't even see the shit
>>145988779
I dunno
be honest /owg/
Do you know the location of every healthkit on every map?
I for one don't know all the locations on numbani
>finally cave and buy 11 lootboxes
>get shit all
I feel dirty
lets try again, hopefully with better cursive,
the general idea being a more clear descriptor of character roles.
I'm sure I have failed at my task, but how badly?
>>145987591
in quake also both parties have a rocketlauncher and fly, in overwatch it's not the case
>>145987634
>>145987604
never said she wasn't fine, i don't think she needs any changes. but she definitely doesn't need any buffs either.
Why does Symmetra get such a bad rap?
Yeah, she's dubious on attack, but she's a game winner on defense, and depending on map a great asset on KOTH.
>enemy team has two mercies
>one does nothing but pocket damage boost a level 95 reaper main
time to stop playing forever
>>145988625
I liked Alive the most because the fight between Tracer and WM was cool and their interactions were interesting. My favourite comic was McCree, but I guess it's because I like him a lot.
>>145988928
>she definitely doesn't need any buffs either.
no arguments here
>>145988791
Friendly reminder that professional Overwatch player EnvyUs.Taimou uses aimlock cheats in Overwatch tournaments.
>>145988873
I only know the critical healthkits that are near vital firefights
the full health pack in the middle of the defender/attackers spawn in point B of Temple of Anubis confuses the fuck outta me
>accept friend request from random
>he invites me to group
>there's 4 of us
>match starts we do pretty good on hanamura but mostly because of the best genji I've ever seen on our team as one of the pugs
>get to Route 66
>all of a sudden they start talking, all of them sound 12
>I'm Lucio and two of them play junkrat
>enemy team has 2 pharah
>constantly bombarded with rockets as I run for my life
>ask one of them to change to counter because I'm getting shit on
>the last guy is symetra and he puts his teleport on a cliff
> I respawn and fly off
>LOL I got Lucio
>huhuhuh
>leave game, avoid this player, block
I knew it was a bad idea. I just wanted people to play with. Why is it so hard?
>>145988962
Poo in loo
>>145988801
>how can people bad at this video game have bad opinions about its balance
You're a fucking genius.
>>145988801
What the fuck are you smoking? Since the balance change she's become an absolute monster, borderline unfair. I haven't seen a single person call her weak since then.
>>145988962
how
I've been killed maybe 5 times by symmetras since the game was released
>I'm on fire! Haha, really?
WHY IS EVERYTHING SHE DOES AND SAYS SO ABSOLUTELYADORABLE
>>145988925
be helpful if I posted the picture
>>145989059
what even changed with pharah
why is everyone bitching about a hero that is completely stopped by any hitscan hero
>>145988952
god i just hate any and all snipers
it's unreal
>>145986865
>Pharah is perfectly balanced right now.
>>145989010
>all of them sound 12
You deserved it for not leaving then
I'm done, I'm quitting the game until ranked comes out or an indicator you're playing against a premade gets put into quick play.
>>145988342
graphics driver crashed. nvidia, man.
>>145989178
You're garbage.
>>145988697
yeah what a useless hero, I bet a third Widowmaker would have helped more
>>145989059
Pharah still gets shit on my all hitscan heroes.
>>145989007
this is the most blatant one
jesus
>>145988924
well yeah if you don't get shit in level boxes why would you get anything in goy boxes
>>145988473
No, they should stop refunding charge if an ult is cancelled early.
>completely outplay enemy team
>they get a lucky wipe and cap point in overtime
>rush through and get second point
>win
Overtime needs to go.
>>145988625
Isn't reindhart comic just 'Don quixote: Hammer edition'?
>high level players who still play like garbage like they have absolutely no game sense at all
how is this possible
>>145989007
How do you get cheats passed Blizzard? Doesn't he know they ban hardware?
>>145989203
Why not chill out, stop caring about winning and just learn to play some new heroes in the meantime? Surely you haven't mastered everyone?
>>145989259
>t. lvl 30 high skilled player who always gets bad players on his team
>>145989007
>>145988791
>>145988559
The funniest part about these is that these players are actually pretty good (as is evident by their performance at LAN events) but when money's involved at an online tournament, why the fuck not cheat?
Post heroes you did not expect to enjoy at all but actually wound up loving.
>>145989184
He probably wanted some erp with them tb100%h.
>>145989007
LOL that genji tracking.
on one hand, i really want a widowmaker gf
on the other hand, i don't think i could handle such a bad bitch
>>145989160
widow was her biggest counter and every game had one, so when widow was nerfed she was indirectly buffed
if you don't have a good soldier 76 or mccree on your team she's basically unstoppable
>Win game I was supposed to lose
>Last 5 games have had me stuck in 5 man super tryhard premades
What the fuck Blizzard stop thinking I'm pro shit.
>>145989178
Why not tell us why she isn't instead of acting like a worthless cretin.
>>145989007
how is he not ashamed to do is so blatantly
>>145989184
I knew it was a bad idea. We absolutely demolished both defense and attack on hanamura so I thought maybe I shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
Another hard lesson learned. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
>>145988791
>>145989007
>""""""""""proffessional"""""""""" tournaments
>join hanamura
>defense as mercy
>everyone spawns
>our mei blocks the spawn exit we're taking
>okay
>then she blocks the bridge from the last point
>mad
>then she blocks the gate to point A
>rage
>match starts after words are exchanged
>the team just watches the enemy attackers run in and cap
>match is over in 2 minutes
I really should have reported that fucking cunt.
>>145989404
She has no emotions, dude.
>>145989318
It really does. It doesn't serve any purpose.
>>145989178
Yes. The character that is shut down by almost all of the hitscan in the game is perfectly balanced.
So, my game freezes/crashes every one and a while since last patch. Anybody else having issues? I have lower fps too, on my 970.
>>145989160
>>145989290
>countered by hitscan heroes
The 2 best hitscan heroes just got nerfed into the ground you mongs.
finally have 1k currency
love junkrat but his skins are all shit
thinking devil mercy or yeti hunter mei
>muh useless team comp made of [heroes I don't like]
>I'm best ooga MLG pro GOAT
What heroes do people play when they say their team is useless?
>>145989508
Wait, you're mad about it because it's causing you to lose and yet "it doesn't serve any purpose"?
>>145988473
Game should have been like this in the first place. People would need to actually be able to shoot and kill the enemy team rather than die over and over than all press Q at the end to win.
>>145989415
>if you don't have a good soldier 76 or mccree on your team she's basically unstoppable
ANY soldier or mccree can deal with her
widow STILL CAN
you people are fucking crying just because she doesn't die instantly anymore?
Honestly: How good do you have to be to be a comp OW player?
>>145988962
very situational
you can only really pick her on assault if you're defense (where the maps are already very one-sided most games) or hybrid payload maps for the first point
>>145989504
and??
>>145989572
I have a 970 too and it runs fine for me
What driver version? I'm on 368.22
>>145989730
you just need a good mouse
4gold 1silver 3round defeat.Meispamming team chat for someone to change all game, fuck my life.
I sure as hell ain't ugly
>>145989661
Overtime needs to be a one time thing. You get one shot, if you fail, better luck next game. You know, like in any other game with the mechanic.
>>145989387
your pic related + mine
>>145989730
At the moment, there is no such thing.
>>145989628
>into the ground
LMAO, holy fuck acquire some fucking skill anon.
>guys just kill the mercy
>focus the mercy
>all you have to do is kill the mercy
>just flank the mercy
>defeat
What's your winrate?
56% here, feeling bad about it.
Are there ANYONE out there with a winrate of less than 50%?
I've seen high winrates posted here, but never below 50%
>>145989430
Because widow is shit now but I'm sure you and all the other shitters itt dont agree with this as well.
>>145988962
The situation for her to work is very narrow, when she works she's amazing but when she dosen't it's 5v6. They need to rework her to be more reliably useful.
>>145987334
>Junkrat
>Ugly
Whatever you say m8
>>145989763
I have not updated in a while, that could be the issue.
>>145989628
>nerfed into the ground
>Sorry, sorry! I'm sorry, sorry...
this is the best voice line in the game
I can feel the anger through my screen
>>145989652
Mercy.
Good grief, it's rare to see a team I enjoy propping up.
>>145989839
there's currently a comp OW stream running???
>>145989652
reaper and roadhog
>Offense on Dorado
>Enemy team is 6 D.Vas
What would you guys do? My suggestion was a whole bunch of Reapers, and I switched to him and proceeded to shred the enemy team pretty decently, but the rest of my team refused to cooperate and I couldn't kill them all by myself.
>>145989415
She moves like a flying fridge
like nigga just bodyshot her with Ree/Soldier or snipe with Widow
I can't win a game playing Genji. It's like everyone start acting fucking retarded and I have to change into something else. If I die even once, everything goes to shit on a non-stop snowball that carries the cart from start to finish or capture both points faster than I can respawn.
>>145989851
Are you retarded?
For winrates above 50 to exist there have to be people with winrates below 50
>>145989730
About tree fiddy.
Does playing against bots actually help? I want to see if I can pick up Hanzo but I'm awful with arrows.
>>145989902
He's only 25, he's not gonna age well.
>>145989918
Too bad you're playing a hero that is completely useless anywhere but at shit ranks. How's like, playing at a level where Mei is still considered a credible threat by anyone?
>>145989968
76 and Reaper
if your team refuses to switch to counters its their own fault
>>145989628
>into the ground
I love this general because every time I think I'm a shitter I can come here and see people like you
>>145990020
did I touch a nerve mate god damn just chill
>>145989875
>Widow is shit because she can't pull off multiple 150 damage body shots in 3 seconds anymore
>McCree is shit because he can't face roll with Fan the Hammer anymore, ignoring of course he still does 270 damage with virtually nothing else about him changed
This is hilarious anon, please keep going.
>28 eliminations as Symettra
Now i get why people pick her
>>145989791
>people spamming for you to change when you're actually contributing
nothing pisses me off more
>king's row attack
>playing tracer
>teammate says "anon switch off tracer we need a strong push"
>keep saying this for several minutes
>payload is near last point
>blink in, put bomb on their rein, he dies
>run further into their defenses
>kill their pharah and torb+turret
>we win right after this
>"is that a strong enough push for you?"
>he doesn't say anything
>>145989851
>56% here, feeling bad about it.
don't worry, the steamrolls are right around the corner
>>145989652
Any Support character that isn't Symetra
>>145989968
Nothing at all. D.Va is trash and countered by literally everything.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pkIuni6.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>145989387
Went into the game expecting to mainly play Roadhog and Reinhardt, ended up falling in love with this beautiful bastard.
>>145989360
See the problem with that, and the problem with Kaplan's bullshit about quick play being a place to screw around, is that a tryhard team stomps a team "just having fun" so much that it's literally impossible to have fun or try out new heroes because you're just going to either be dead all the time on most heroes, or the game will just end in two minutes.
>>145989875
Shes not Mei tier shit but shes significantly weaker, she still excels, but its far more difficult.
I actually prefer her on attack to defense now.
>>145989851
>I've seen high winrates posted here, but never below 50%
Why would anybody want to post a <50% WR?
>>145989628
>Not using junkrat to launch yourself into the air and punch a pharah back into the ground
Junkrat is best Pharah and you're doing everything wrong if you don't try to assert your dominance whenever you play against one.
>>145989983
Well, derp. Thanks for stating the obvious.
I'm asking if people HERE have winrates of less than 50
>>145990007
Just dick around on the training map, then play against actual people. It's not like being shitty or subpar in quick play will actually hurt your rank any.
Can I play either of the robots without being cancer?
>>145989968
Rein takes the biggest shit on her of anyone
Hanzo Scatter and Flashbang Fan are the two most bullshit ways to kill somebody in this game.
>>145990020
all this salt
>be high-testosterone 60% winrate roadhog player
>my submissive healslut mercy bitch tends to my every sexual need through ERP after every game
How does it feel to know you'll never be a tenth the man I am, non-roadhog betas?
>>145989628
>there are people that actually believe this
>When your team works so well and stomps the enemy so hard you leave the game at the end because you can't experience better gameplay
>>145990225
sounds like you got outskilled :^)
>>145989956
twitchtvgosugamers
>>145990012
>Obsession with explosives
>Already missing an arm and lege
He's not going to age at all honey.
I dont think Ive ever been so mad at a Symmetra before
The way she placed her teleporters drove me insane, not only would they typically face towards our spawn (and thus away from where we actually needed to go) but she would put them in places where you couldnt just turn around and head the right way, you would have to get around things to actually get going back to the god damn point
Not to mention they would often be right outside the spawn itself so whats the fucking point
Like we seriously lost the game because of it, we all respawned and her new retarded spot confused us for just enough time for the enemy team to capture it uncontested
Im not sure if it was an epic troll or someone being actually retarded
>>145990007
The bots in this game are fucking terrible.
They all move in unison and take the *exact* same positions in every game.
It's painfully bad.
If you run past a bot when it's on its way to a checkpoint, it'll just ignore you.
>>145989438
he makes jokes about his """hacks""" in matches. while blatantly hacking.
>>145989271
If you do well as d.va you're against pure plebs
>infinite ammo
>Zenyatta as only support
>D.Va as only tank
i'll take my exp penalty i don't give a fuck familia.
>Weebmaster (Hanzo) I need healing!
>>145990105
Well, you have to admit it can be frustrating trying to heal people and keep them alive when they insist on slamming their heads into the wall again and again while not changing anything.
>>145990081
See? you have no clue so I'll keep posting laughing women.
>>145990020
just watched Luminosty use Mei like 2hrs ago in the GosuGamers league
so much for pretending you know anything about high level play
>>145989918
>not winston's "HOW EMBARRASSING"
>>145989851
Mine's really terrible, 47.9. I was just under 50% and then had an incredibly bad day of games while duo queuing with a friend, and dropped all the way to 45%.
I have several friend groups that I play with, one that's pretty good and a couple of others that just can't win a damn game. You can actually see that in my stats here, the earlier graph from yesterday is with one of my weaker groups, and the later one is with the good stack.
>>145989875
>Widow is shit now
I want the slightly above complete garbage MMR shitters who think they know what they're talking about to leave
>>145990171
>Are there ANYONE out there with a winrate of less than 50%?
>I'm asking if people HERE have winrates of less than 50
uh no you didn't
learn to fucking express yourself
i wish i could git gud at zenyatta
i wish i could git gud at symmetra
i wish i could git gud at zarya
>>145990428
D.Va is cutest, true to life.
Once in a lifetime edition
wow, competitive Overwatch sure is exciting. can't wait for another "Hollywood first point" episode
>>145990494
I wish I could git gud at Soldier.
I was never good at fps games to begin with
>>145990018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36CABCdyfp4
>>145990494
>git gud at zarya
just jump in and keep your cursor on the dudes
>>145990428
>the three 'epiccc xddd lol we're not girls but doing it anyway' dudes who had to be in the photo because they need attention to live
>>145990428
>That Lucio
>>145990428
>tranny Tracer
>>145990474
>being willfully obtuse
Ok, fag. I bet you're the life of the party :^)
>>145988516
>It's a "mother fucker thinks he's god's gift to mankind and switches from support when we're already losing" episode
So, what are your top three favorite and top three hated characters?
>Lose loads of games
>Take a break for the weekend
>Straight back into already lost games and shit teams
Fuck this game it makes me so angry. Where's the fun in getting put into games in overtime and games with people constantly leaving.
Just make the penalty for leaving harsh as fuck. No one gives a shit about reduced xp.
Was this really a thing?
>>145990461
>being under 50% when you group with people
I could understand being under 50 solo queuing but..
>>145990428
i would bang all of themeven the dudes
also why the fuck does lucio look like woolie
Any experienced people care to answer a question about DPI? Overwatch is becoming the first shooter I actually enjoy (I play strategy and RPGs a lot more)
I changed my mouse settings in windows to be the same as the what the experienced players use and turned off acceleration. However I can't find way to change the DPi of the mouse. On the internet it says the model has 1000 Dpi by default. Weirdly I can't seem to find a way to change it. Anyone care to elaborate?
does buying lootboxes up the drop rates?
>>145990428
wouldn't, wouldn't, would, would, ... would?, would, is that a dwarf?, wouldn't, wouldn't,
>>145990645
>I know what goes on in other people's heads
then you wouldn't be here
>>145990428I want to fuck the shitty McRee!
>>145990708
yeah
>>145990708
iirc he used to have a shield but his aim was a lot slower and he couldn't aim outside of a 90 degree angle in front of him
>>145990257
fuck off fatty.
ubermensch hammer men are the protectors healsluts really need.
>>145990608
>anything that isn't fap material doesn't deserve to be on a photo
I want horny teenagers to leave
>>145990781
No, why would it?
D.Va is cute!
>>145990428
damn woolie has lost a lot of weight
>>145990779
Your mouse sucks.
you're having a peaceful time playin mercy and you see this. what do you do?
>>145990428
>>145990428
>>145990608
This is the fattest virgin in the thread. Have a (you) you projecting cuck.
>Outsniping Hanzos with Mercys pistol
Why are Hanzos so terrible at the game
>>145990468
So turboshitters like you can keep circlejerking about woah-fuu's in peace? Sure thing, friend.
>>145990676
credit to team
>lucio
>zarya
>pharah
fuck lords
>hanzo
>junkrat
>torbjorn
anyone else having insane rubberbanding or just me
>after getting owned by the other widowmaker half a second into the game
>>145988575
>>145990802
>not being gay
how 2 git gud with wimstun?
>>145990428
Not one good looking person here.
>>145990914
heal him, you primadonna faggot
>>145990914
Considering it's probably a genji or hanzo a million miles away from me and the tank I'm trying to keep alive, ignore.
Apologize profusely, heal him, and hope he doesn't beat me too hard after I finish swallowing his cum after the match.
>>145990428
Sparrow Genji cosplay on point
>>145990762
because it is him. he re-tweeted this on his twitter
>>145990779
don't sweat it dpi is shit tryhards like to talk about
most modern mice have half-decent defaults
just find a comfortable setting and put it a pinch lower than you think you're comfortable with, for practice
low sensitivity is good, but for a shooter like this you still need to be able to turn quickly
>>145990623
dat ass tho
>>145990494
>Zenyatta
Take the high ground. Your dps is good but don't get greedy.
>Sym
Plan ahead. Know strong turret locations and orb paths. Don't be to ballsy with teleporter placement.
>Zarya
Try not to get caught alone. Stick to teammates and learn enemy damage telegraphs for charge building.
>>145990914
report him for being afk because im already at the point with my team while he bothered typing
>>145990914
apologize and start healing him
>>145990998
jump in
drop shield
hot monkey dick
jump out
its literally about knowing their/your damage output and knowing how long you can stay in before getting the fuck out of dodge
winston doesn't have MLG mechanics or neat tricks, its just game knowledge
>>145990861
>>145990257
>TFW Blizzard will probably never make a Roadhog v Reinhardt 1v1 cinematic with Mercy as the prize
Why live.
>>145990781
I have no source but i think they follow the same algorithm as in hearthstone as in if you are still in the lootbox opening screen the drop rate increases the more boxes you open
>>145990954
thank mate
>>145988575
Seems to be shoujo-tier Mercy x D.Va shipping trash.
>Winston!
>Winston, you knew the doctor [I'm guessing Mercy] back in the day, right?
>Yeah I guess so.
>What's this kid trying to talk about now?
>*tak*
>Uaaah so jealous jealous jealous!!!
>To think that you knew the doctor before she became the person I knew today and breathed the same air as her, I bet you saw her do things like snore, spill her food while eating, and trip on things like a clutch, huh??
>I've...only been Overwatch a short time so there are a lot of things I still don't know so I get a bit jealous.
>Hahaha, can't say I knew her THAT well.
>And....a-and......and also
>...she...must have had a boyfriend too?...
>Good grief..
>The past...even if you compare her then and now, I don't think there's barely any difference
>Past
>Winston, about this research project...
>Now
>Winston, this is tomorrow's speech
>Why don't you take a rest doctor?
>What I know about the woman is...
>Winston
>I'm fine if you call a joined member like me a sack of shit (can't really find a good equivalent insult to the one she's calling herself)
>I will work harder and even harder to make that nobody will die even if it makes Overwatch into an enemy
>...definitely filled with conviction...
>Winston
>Overwatch might be disappearing tonight but the work I do will never change
>...walking an alarmingly lonely path...
>Winston, listen, yesterday Hana...
>Hana gave me a necklace as a gift, it's too cutesy for me isn't it?
>It looks good, Dr. Ziegler (this text calls her "cheegler", is this Blizzard's localisation's fault?)
>Hmm...
>*slip*
>..the thing I can definitely tell you about is...
>*perks up*
>The thing you can tell me is?
>Your arrival here is a relief.
>D.Va, no, Hana Song.
>...
>Winston
>??
>That's so obvious what are you talking about??
>Tell me more about the doctor!!
>Why do you ask the person herself?
>She's such an annoying brat.
Hope that helps. Back to grinding lootboxes.
>>145990676
Favorites
Mei
Mercy
Pharah
Least
Reaper
Hanzo
Genji
>>145990998
hes pretty bad without another tank
>>145990428
>male cosplayers
I'm dissapoint
I'm always dissapoint
>>145990676
favorite:
Roadhog, Mercy, Winston
hated:
widowmaker, hanzo, tracer
>>145990998
jump, sphere and kill everyone <200 hp
jump away
go the monkey business emote
>>145991145
thank
>>145988473
>get stomped
>last point
>enemy team has full ults from stomping your team
>your team doesn't
No thanks. That'd make me avoid pubs altogether.
>>145990929
about what
>>145990713
The crazy thing is that I actually have a much better winrate in solo queue than with some of these groups.
This one group in particular is fucking maddening to play with. They're a bunch of MOBA types who are obsessed with team comps and counters and shit, but don't actually have the mechanical skill to play the game. Every time we're losing it comes down to them frantically trying to change comp and then analyze why they lost, and I just don't have the heart to tell them that the comp was fine and we just lost because their aim, positioning, movement, and coordination aren't good enough. On top of all of that, they're all level 100+, while I'm only 62 or something, so they think I can't possibly know anything about how to play the game and won't listen to anything I say and criticize everything I do, even when I'm winning games for them by doing it.
>>145990257
>ERP after every game
Fucking how? I jerk it once and can't stomach any more for two days
>>145991339
>every cp map in a nutshell
>>145990257
>tfw I can't find a charming, heroic Reinhardt player to tend to after matches in ERP as Mercy
I'll keep playing just so that maybe one day I can find him
>>145991393
sounds like you need better stacks
>>145989851
>disappointment is a ratio
It's a difference, man.
Disappointment = Expectation - Reality
>>145990494
>zenyatta
Hang out in the back/on high ground, spam discord, and hold left click. Harmony management is a bit tricky, but you get the hang of it fast. Your ult is for denying enemy pushes, and if you feel it's worth it, for staying alive in situations where you'd 100% die otherwise.
>zarya
If your aim is bad just use right click and save left click for enemy pushes. Remember your health recharges and you have a shield, use those to stay alive forever. Use your teammate shield whenever someone is about to get ripped apart. Use your self shield to walk into enemy projectiles to get high energy. Your ult is for setting up wombo combos with people with high damage ults.
>symmetra
Set your turrets in places that most annoyed you when playing against enemy Symmetras. Don't overextend until you have your teleporter placed. Spam your right click at chokes. Don't hang out in the same spot you put your turrets in. Remember your left click does massive damage after a short ramp up time. Your ult is your entire purpose in the game.
Or just don't play her at all, she's the least fun hero.
>>145990998
How can you suck at winston? You can even bully Pharah.
>>145991495
>he thinks dominate male erpers exist
It's a meme.
>>145991225
I'm working on a McCree costume right now. Hopefully I'll be a little less dissapoint than others.
>>145991393
>This one group in particular is fucking maddening to play with. They're a bunch of MOBA types who are obsessed with team comps and counters and shit, but don't actually have the mechanical skill to play the game.
AHHHH I HAVE THESE FRIENDS
MAKE IT STOP
>>145989851
53.4%
Im fine with it, Im pretty average skillwise and my top 2 played are supports
>>145990159
I like you.
>>145991393
Christ, I wish people would wrap their heads around the idea that level only equates to time spent playing, not skill. Unless their level indicates they've just started playing, level means nothing in regards to skill.
>>145990354
Might've been a loser trying to farm 20 teleports for an achievement.
