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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
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Previously on /xivg/
>>145909685
Be sure to feed those that are less fortunate than you!
Kill me.
:3
where is my pizza
>>145940676
Who here has a nice and comfy chocobo stall i may sleep in?
>>145940814
I'm a homeless Highlander, not much less fortunate.
xth for putting your maid to work
xth for staring contests
>>145940825
How about I beat you up and make you my slave instead?
>>145940848
Are you somewhere on Balmung, I wouldn't mind giving you some food when I have the time and chance.
>>145940845
Not I. I don't want any of my FC's stabled birds smelling like piss or shit.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TYYNE AND WHERE IS IT
I'm still disappointed in you. Rescinding was the worst you could do.
Does any one here like elezen...?
>>145940957
IT'S TYNNE MOON
>>145940929
I have plenty of food. I need room and board.
>>145940965
stfu rockshitzard
>>145940814
>full inv space
>less fortunate
>>145940848
Would you like a free room and board? All I ask is for your services as abutler
post lewds
>it's a draw
shirou..............
>>145940983
hey, this isnt an elezen
Thanks for making the OP.
I was a bit busy with my husbando ~
Anyway, time to sleep, /xivg/.
Sleep tight.
>>145940983
no
shutt up aweiner
Xth for having headaches but still trying to get stuff done
>>145940983
>like elezen
Hello yes, I am elezen.
Also no one likes elezens
>>145940892
Keep your butlers busy too!
There's nothing out there for me.
;_;
>>145940983
*raises hand*
>c@
What did she mean by this?
Are the 235 monk fists better than the lore ones?
Looking at it right now, and it only gives 6 more str and from what I've heard, crit>>det. I don't really know the stat weights or anything.
>don't open parse for over 4 months
>take dust off from it and go dps some random antitower
>outdps everyone on trash
>outdps everyone on boss
>tfw whm
One would think SSS to have some effect on pugs.
>>145940983
Yes.
But all of my friends who played elezen fantasiaed and now I'm the only one left.They're gonna force feed me a potion and make me turn into a cat like the rest of them, someone please send help
>>145941082
wtf... yes it is?
>>145941114
oh... sorry....
>>145941146
you are not an elezen
>>145941213
Even duskwight...?
>>145941237
Monk:
WD: 12.668
STR: 1.000
DET: 0.176
CRT: 0.228
SS: 0.137
>>145941293
Duskwights are the true Elezens.
>>145941212
Same here.
There's nothing left inside for me.
;_;
>>145941293
>not an elezen
Am I a mongrel then?
>>145941330
if thats the case i don't think i want to be one anymore
>>145941330
CUTE
>>145940845
>>145940591
>tfw now I'm rich and full
I can finally afford cardboard. Being poor is amazing!
>>145940607
And thanks. I'll keep doing the MSQ and dungeon farming tonight.
>>145941390
God damn will you shut the fuck up and kill yourself already? Shit or get off the pot you worthless loser.
>>145941390I'll fill you up.
>>145941503
How rich did you get!!
I like this Mighty best because the effect is contained on the blade
We wish we were dead.
;_;
>>145941565
I can afford a whole TWO cardboard boxes and slightly used socks and underwear.
>>145940983
*raises paw*
>>145941404
Good, I like being a special autistic sad cuck snowflake.
>>145941414
Am not!
ayo
>>145941293
>Even Duskwight...?
My second is a Duskwight tank.
>>145941298
Thanks, anon. That was a giant waste of time then.
According to those stat weights, lore fists are better by 0.006 str.
>>145941390
Then let me gouge out what's left with my dick.
>>145939783
>>145940687
I almost would've preferred not seeing it. Just a reminder that the only characters I cared about are still written off.
>>145941391
If you're a mongrel then I'm chopped liver in ishgard slums.
>>145941760
It's okay, anon. There's still a couple of them left that's still alive at least.
>>145941760
>are still written off
>still
people die when tehy are killed
Are there any blindfolds in game that you can glamour with?
Perfectly honest question; if you don't like the story and you don't like the game, why continue to play?
Drop your sub and go do something else.
>>145941852
Nope! Otherwise I woulda made a shitty Illidan Monk glamour.
>>145941852
only if you're BRD/MCH/NIN
>>145941760
Please see >>145941959
People who force themselves to play just end up making the game worse for whatever friends they have, if they have any.
something something sluts something something eb's something something video game
>>145942012
meant >>145941907
not >>145941959
>>145941852
Ye but it's for brd/mch and i think ninja only
well now that Balmug, Gilgamesh, and leviathan are restricted, I don't know where I should make my character. I'm planning on getting back into the game so i'm wondering what is the most populated server? i don't care if it's pvp or pve, i just want to see a good amount of people
>>145942161
they're not so much restricted as full, but you can transfer into them without problems
>>145942161
Excal
>>145942161
Excalibur is probably your next best bet
>>145942089
It's the dexterity armor, yes.
>>145942161
I here Excalibur is good.
>>145941330
I agree, but that's not an elezen either...
>>145941391
You're a miqo'te!!
>>145941726
Nice...
>>145941289
Those monsters...
>>145941670
STOP...
>tfw don't have enough money for a name changeFriendly reminder to set aside $10 if you're gonna change your name to match your EB's. Just in case things go south.
>>145941760
Double-edged. At least she helped unlike most of the cast.
>>145941907
Raid is fine, just lack the static. The story is just a series dull. Most of the bad things that happen are because of mistakes too stupid to take seriously.
>giving a GC to a 16 year old
>not overlooking it just in case
>share HQ with them
>byebye scions
>revolt against peace with dragons
>noble freaks out and lets girl get shot... twice
>we don't step in after shot 1
>nobody tries to reason at all with the girl beforehand
>or if they did, it was weak shit only to disguise that the grounds of the revolt were fucking weak and stupid
>Estinien can barely contain 1 eye
>Why not pick up another one!
>We got both eyes and can better handle making sure to try dispose of them somehow
>good relations with dragons, we can ask them no?
>nah throw that shit off the bridge
>Oops, WoDs know where it is because of course they do.
Also the game's content feels like its longevity shortens every patch. I'm already bored of 3.3. I'm only on while I wait on a static to start raid logging most likely.
>>145941836
Funny how that didn't hold true at all for Parting Glass/Before the Fall, huh? They don't have the balls to go through with actually removing mainstay 1.0+2.0 scions and the Sultana, but they sure do love making new characters to build up just to tear down.
>>145941907
It's one of the best "modern day" MMO's currently available to play for the NA audience and I have three personal friends that also play. That's enough for me.
>>145942012
You aren't any of my three real life friends nor do you speak for them. Thanks though.
>>145942161
1st column after the server name is active population, dunno whats this sorted by, maybe savage clears.
Post WHM or /wink, up to you! :D
>>145942308
>tfw you name change to your eb's
>things go sour
>can't change back within 24 hours
>>145942308
>>145942369
wtf is wrong with you fags
am i banned
>raid logging
>keeping yourself around to suffer, just to please others
Release yourself. Draining your money each month isn't worth your mental degradation and depression.
>>145942358
xth for late nighttaquitos
>>145942287
Oh I see what you mean.
>>145942330
Y0sh
>>145942358
Why not both? Going to bed so it'll be my last image of the night anyway.
>>145942328
yeah that THROW THE EYES OVER THE ABYSS thing was retarded, Aymeric is husbando tier but something that rash is gonna bite him in the ass and of course only the WoL will pay for it
also:
>nidhogg is shown ripping off one of hraesvelgr's wings
>after you defeat nidhogg, Hraesvelgr flies off like nothing happened
what the fug :DDD
>>145942358
Have a gooood night xivg
send help
>>145942675
hraesvlgsdasr has like 5 billion wings, he just ripped one of the small ones.
>>145942675
He has like 75 sets of wings.
>>145942481
I have friends that I legitimately enjoy spending time with though
moonies arePUUUUUUUURE
>>145942718
I want to make this AuRa my waifu.
>>145942358
i miss midlander /airquotes
>>145942885
this is trueflag
>>145943023
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIMME UR CUM CUMS
>>145942358
>>145943023
you look like some sort of clown prostitute
>>145943023
>>145942346
Thanks a ton
>>145943147
at least he's not a cuck
>>145942358
BLM /wink. Because I'm a rebel like that.
>>145943105
You look drunk as fuck dude
>>145943260
>he
good one
>>145943287
thanks my dude
>>145943353
No, thank you. It made me laugh
Suncats arecool
Which mooncat is the cutest?Purest?
>>145943285
You look like Bayonetta. Neat.
>>145943546
You look like a bitch.
>>145943426
any right person would saythe best
>>145943467
bgc@
Is there a new gathering % when you try to gather something as collectable? I've been trying to do this and it'll say I have like an 85% chance before I go into the collectable mode, but I've missed like 15 in a row.
All c@s areSLUUUUUUTS
>>145941330
Is it time for duskwightbutlers?
>>145943687
this is a falseflag
>>145943623
Nah, you're the bitch, anon-kun. :D
>>145943742
If you exceed the durability (or whatever it's called) during the part where you're improving collectability, your chance of successfully gathering goes down to like 5-10%.
>>145943864
oooohhhh, i think that's what my problem is. dang, thanks.
>>145943758
Duskwights wears the butler outfits very nicely. Mainly due to the neck cuff covering our neck heavily, so it looks really nice and pretty.
But I'm a cowboy right now.
>>145943746
This is so true it might be the word of God.
If I lose GL3 for a phase change and PB is down, would it be better to wait for my GL3 before popping OGCDs or should I pop them as soon as they're up?
>>145943991
Durability is usually 30, each appraisal raises the number. Some skills lower or nullify the increase. Stop at 30, then gather.
>>145943162
>you are so close to cumming onto this hyur's soles after dumping the majority of your load in their ass
>simply because when you pull out they were cupped together already
>from playing with your big balls
>then they stand in it while you fuck their thighs from the front
>locked in an unbreakable tongue kiss
Do mentors in Balmung's Novice Chat mind teaching ERP? Or would I get kicked?
>>145943023
I like elezen emotes a little bit more than I have before, for some reason.
>>145943758
>>145941330
[audible panic erupting]
>>145944215
Depends on their CD and potency.
Do your own math senpai
>>145944287
>>145944316
Why are you picnicing? My Elezen is nothing special
Also happy heavensward anniversary! We have been playing for exactly one year!
>/pet
what did they mean by this?
>>145944215
>phase change and PB is down
This is precisely why you shouldn't open with Perfect Balance.
>wait for my GL3 before popping OGCDs
I don't believe the potency of your attacks are affected by speed. I use everything immediately, but I don't consider myself a good Monk.
as a BLM in i229 (i230 weapon) i should be able to clear the a8s dummy reliably, right?
>>145944412
>picnicing
Does this include food made by butlers
>>145944417
Try it in chat
>>145944107
really elezen look pretty decent in anything that covers the awkwardness of the neck area, i can't ever heal in normal robes again
... cant really cover up the awkwardess of the rest of the proportions either... ah i'm fine tanking forever...
>>145944432
GL increases your damage dealt
>>145943162
>tfw want this Hyur as my pet
>she will never suck you off on a daily basis
Why is it so hard to find something like this?
>>145944578
Because you are fuck ugly.
>>145944489
I do enjoy cooking, a lot. So yes, I will be making you food in our picnic.
>>145944549
Uh, the Midan Robe, that Snadcad used to wear on his Sandcat looked really good. I think that robe is really fucking pimp if anything cause it has a sick nasty neck cuff.
>>145944316
>that awkward deadpan stare after
COLGATE
O
L
G
A
T
E
What's the easiest way to farm the unidentifiable junk for the relic?
The first two steps took a day each, will this take longer?
What are some good-looking and cheap furniture? really want to decorate my room, but I'm cheap.
>you'll never know just how it feels
;_;
>>145944647
ebin!
>>145944691
The manor set is pretty nice, and low level.
>>145944691
glade/riviera/oasis, mostly the first two, can be good and i use them a lot
they usually use low-level materials that are gatherable, like oak/yew/mahogany lumber, and you can also buy them from vendors in the lavender beds/mist/goblet depending on what it is
>>145944432
Holy shit stop posting
>>145944603
But I'm asian anon and I have a cute cat/aura.
>>145944665
>"Is this time sink gonna sink time?"
>>145944617
That's just a thing to scare off the weak. Betcha can't win a staring contest with these peepers.
>>145944608
> yes, I will be making you food in our picnic.
[louder picnicking]
>>145944691
Level BTN and CRP and you can make your own dirt cheap.
>>145944647
Gonna cam for him too, abe?
>>145944432
you have a 30% ability potency increase with GL3
>>145944862
Got anything preferred? I can craft just about anything minus the specialist stuff.
>>145940676
is it worth getting into crafting in Heavensward?
i had stopped playing for some time but came back with Heavensward and since i did good progress in levelling up my main dps classses i started puting my minner to work.
my plan was to get at least miner and goldsmith to max, possibly to craft some nice accessories (and sell rocks for money too) but i hear a lot of people saying crafting and gathering are super hard at end game while not offering sufficient returns to compensate.
>>145944887
oh hell yea
>>145944852
Well fine then. It just seems like buying them with eso is going to take longer than getting a full Mhache set
>>145944287
yeah me too
>>145944937
Takoyaki
>>145945020
Are you braindead retarded and slapping your keys for a rotation? If yes, then no. If no, then yes.
>>145944941
i made like 40m since the patch came out so sure
crafting is free money you just have to not be lazy
im lazy and i still made a lot of money
>>145944941
> crafting and gathering are super hard at end game while not offering sufficient returns to compensate.
That is false. And if there's any patch for you to get your crafters leveled & geared it's the current one.
>>145944316
Please, ma'am, do not panic.
Is there anything I could get for you?
>>145944910
>>145944563
Oh, thank you. I feel like blowing everything immediately helps because you can fit more into the fight, rather than waiting for it to do the most in an instance as opposed to overall?
>>145944962
Post dick
I'm going to regret resubbing right now, am I?
>>145944941
its crafting catch up time and *imo* actually worth getting into crafting now, theres a reasonable amount of progression compared to 3.0, with multiple tiers to progress or to skip if you have the money
>>145945069
>the current one
Any particular reason why now's such a good time?
>>145944698
Au contraire, mon ami. I know this burning hell very well.
>>145945049
i mean i dont think im abusing my kb but idk what i could be doing wrong
>>145945149
nomaybe
>>145945149
Nah. I just did a couple weeks ago.
The Midas stuff is fun, as is the new nidhogg fight.
>>145945128
no
my dick is beautiful
>>145945170
My hell burns like no other. My existence is nothing but pain and suffering.
I was born and my future stolen.
;_;
>>145944827
>no one else offers advice
When will I receive my amazon code? It has been 2 days already.
>>145944994
how often do you hit that?
>>145945301
...I'm about to take my nap at work like I said. But when I get home, I'm going to hunt you down and pet you till you feel better.
>>145945381
once every few days.
>>145945380
You will get your code whenever your item actually ships.
If it's a pre-order and you still haven't gotten it, just cancel it and re-order again.
>>145945261
Unlike you probably, I've cancelled my subscription just before 3.3.
I've done a lot of Midas runs in my life already.
>>145945425
How long might that be?
:3
>>145945435
I bought a game code, which was obviously shipped instantly.
>>145945157
3.3 added Moogle beast tribes which help you level crafters a little faster.
It also gave us new crafter gears that ALL crafters use rather than just say GSM. This makes gearing up & melding way cheaper.
My static finally cleared a6s!
>>145945512
Did you buy it before they changed it to qualify for the promotion?
>>145945591
Grats. Did you get any loot?
>>145945601
I'm confident that I know how to read.
>>145945591
Can I join your static? Do you like Au Ra boys?
>>145945508
Hour 45, maybe 2 hours. Depends on if there's a train or not. If you're going to bed I'll just see you tomorrow.
>>145945591
>>145945670
Ippiki pls, you quit twice already.
>Stone Vigil
That was actually kind of fun. Tank pulled way too many mobs at one point but no one died. Least it kept me awake.
>>145945656
Then contact Amazon support about it.
>>145945381
more often than you do
>>145945719
WASH
YOUR
FACE
>>145945719
I personally have a love-hate relationship with that dungeon. It's pretty much a tank shitter check and if you have a good tank, it's amazing and quick but if your tank is shit, it's the worst suffering in the world.
>>145945719
If no one died, they pulled the right amount.
>waiting for eurocucks to log out
fuck off already meria
>>145945792
>cat strains to release a hard shit while wearing spats.png
>>145945792
wash your socks
>>145945620
No but I don't mind
>>145945670
I don't run the static!
>>145945690
We beat it 1 second from enrage!
S a c r i f i c e
Anyone have any tips for how to play Monk?
I understand rolling through my forms and keeping up Dragon Kick, Twin Snakes, Demolish, and Touch of Death up. But I still seem to be outputting lower DPS than I'd be expecting even when hitting all my positionals.
I need professional financial advice.
I have 18.5m right now on Balmung. Would ironworks gathering/crafting sets be good investments right now or should I wait for prices to drop? I don't really know if I can make the money back for it to be worth the investment.
>>145945818
Trufax.
>>145945817
Tank apologized for pulling but things were fine. Just meant I had to pay attention. Last boss was a bit more hectic as our SMN died, but rezzing was easy.
>>145945792
I don't have any towels
>>145945939
What are your specs?
>>145945952
People have offered you towels, medication and face wash
You gotta help yourself!
>>145945952
>I don't have any towels
Use an old sock.
>>145946007
Right now it's just weaver. It's my only 60 right now. Carpenter is catching up quickly though.
>>145946132
>Right now it's just weaver. It's my only 60 right now.
Wait for the prices to drop.
>>145946132
After you get ironworks you could start crafting the ironworks weaver pieces but there wouldn't be much profit as this point as you need mats from a few different crafts. You might as well just get the carbonweave stuff to start with.
>>145946069
Too busy working. No room in cardboard house for all the food donations.
The dirt won't come off my face.
>>145946104
What do you think I used first?
>>145946132
Do not buy them yet. The price is only going to tank further as more people get higher Moogle reputation.
Do you at least have everything else at 50+ yet?
What's the optimal Monk opener?
I feel I've got everything else down pat, but the opener escapes me.
>always stop and inspect girl midlanders
>sometimes they're qt
>tfw no midlander waifu intensifies
do you know that feel xivg
>>145946779
PANCH PANCH PANCH
KICK PANCH PANCH
>>145946617
>>145946249
>>145946132
Looks like I'm holding off for a bit then.
No. Carpenter and Armorer are my only 50+ crafters. Everything else is at 30+. Grinding them up slowly with gc turn ins.
Come have a seat, there's room for one more.
>Another date auction on Balmung
I guess every FC looking to make a few million easy sheckles will be doing this now, huh?
>>145947050
>tfw kinda want to do this to make gil
>pretty sure nobody would bid on me
>>145947050
"now"
>>145947050
huh?
Fuck farming alms
>>145947050
>scheckles
>>145947141
Post picture of character.
>tfw you're in extreme, constant pain
>tfw you don't have insurance so you can't get it fixed
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>145947050
I love watching them cause it always make me cringe how males get no bids or how 1 person buys almost everyone (they're usually one of the people that are hosting the auction too)
>>145947263
Don't judge me. I need the money.
>>145947298
I'd do that too if I could afford it.Maximizes chances of ERP.
>>145947141
Just whore yourself if you want gil. They'd take half of it for being the 'host' anyway.
>>145947298
Oh? I've only been to one. People were paying hundreds of thousands for people who were LITERALLY whores. Like, their characters were prostitutes who would suck your dick for 50k gil.
>>145947289
No I'm exactly aware of how this particular hell burns.
>monks with dual pocket ASTs
They really should disallow party queues for frontlines desu.
>>145947326
I'm gonna buy you just to take a can opener to you.
>>145947050
>slut auction at 4am
Where?
>>145947371
How much would I get? And what do you do. Just 'dating experience' shit?
>>145947141
Sometimes the people being auctioned don't even get paid. They do it for fun/RP purposes.
One time I went to an auction and they invited people to get in line for fun. My friend got in line and some people bid on him, he was 'sold' for 120k and asked them if he got part and they told him no because he was an impromptu auction.
>>145947476
You? 50 gil. And you'd be expected to mate, before cleaning their fireplace.
>>145947473
It's later, just being advertised now.
http://xelahjakkya.tumblr.com/post/144130298093/june-24th-date-auction
What are the least popular dps jobs? I wanna be a special snowflake.
>>145947476
I wouldn't even spit on you let alone pay gil.
>>145947583
put price on ebins please
abe
shana
shyvana
a'hl
meria
paks
godspeed
megumi
colgate lizard
>>145947627
>>145947583Stop making me laugh, I've got a really bad headache
>>145947476
Au Ras got pretty low rates. Like... 75k I guess.
Meido(s)
>>145947664
Noticed you're missing Moni, oh, and the how much...? P R I C E L E S S
>>145947446
There's literally no good reason to open this can, anon. Pls leave it closed.
>no one queues Diadem
I thought you were supposed to be able to solo this bullshit?
>>145947689
>headacheThen go to bed, you mollusk. But post drawing in the clan discord first. I want to see progress.
>>145947664
>ahl
>paks
>colgate
Nothing.
>abe
500k? Maybe he will carry you through some content for a date.
>shyv
>megu
>gods
Probably not more than 200k for each of them, might be fun to hang out with.
>meria
100k or less, seems too shy and boring.
>>145947773
But the contents might be cute and squishy.
>>145947773
You're my favorite cat.
>>145947847
I'm notin the discord. And I haven't drawn. Spent of today running errands
>>145947832
Please look forward to it.
Put up a Party Finder asking to use a Company's airship. You need one other person with you for (Easy), assuming you're going to gather.
>>145947945
>>145947941
You are a dirty faced liar.
t. Alten
>>145948015
I fucking lol'd.
