No friends allowed edition
>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc (embed)
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0YIt4k4QiAMn63zi
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed) [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>>145920491
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2601&sid=1f4ed9a0eb66c03dafc883d054a2dbd9&start=10
Here is a good read if any of you lads, enjoy reading 200 page novels on contemporary social issues.
>>145920491
>no last time on SS13g
Third for virology and atmos autism!
>>145920491
>[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Embed]
suicide succumb irl
>>145920678
>autists mad about relationships
>meanwhile greytiders roam free through the station
Yes, alienate two people that hardly ever disturb the rest of the crew and force them to play the way you want to.
This is retarded.
>tfw cargo tech is too hard for me
Should I just give up on learning this game?
>>145921068
Give it time. You'll learn eventually.
Just posting this one last time.
Tonight is movie night (becuase fuck you I wanted to).
Tonight is ALL ABOUT robot murder.
We've got Tom Selleck in a cheesy murder action movie Runaway
We have a scientist making androids on a space station in Android
And finally we have Will Smith killing copious amounts of filthy robots in iRobot.
http://connectcast.tv/Orzorn
iRobot is on now.
>>145920491
Is this thread just shitposting, too?
The level of metabuddying that we're seeing has been deemed so high that the rule rewrite takes it into consideration. It's already in the current rules, too, they just don't specify.
>>145921068
>accept orders and report any non security gun requests
>file all papers for RP
>take crates to departments and ask for directions if you're not sure where it is
Watching how it's done helps and don't be afraid to ask questions.
>Did *deathgasp while on op shuttle before shuttle even got to leave, forgot its effect, killed most of the ops in a big chain reaction of explosions.
Whoops
>>145921068
Cargo tech is a terrible job to learn ss13 from. Every new player is sent there and you all waddle around with no idea of what to do next at all. Do you get it? You're told to go there because it's low impact to the station as a whole and you're far out of the way of the valids and the serious players.
Play robotics, a lot of experianced players play research roles, and there's plenty to keep you occupied and it's not a high risk high demand job. You also get to learn about how items interact and context sensetive items, and everything you'd need is in a small lab and you can't get lost.
>>145921847
>Play robotics
There is no worse feeling than coming into robotics for internal repairs only to find out that he has no idea what he's doing
>>145922070
that's every roboticist though
>>145922158
At least most can change a battery in a timely manner
>>145922070
>get caught in the blast of a bomb as a borg
>actuators fucked, get stuck
>stay there for a solid 15 minutes since I can't move, period and nobody's come by to help me singing frank hayes songs
>finally get rescued and taken to robotics
>roboticist has no fucking clue how to replace internal components, eventually manages to get me just above working order
>run off before he manages to fuck me up somehow
Pain
>>145922248
>broken as fuck
>taken into robotics
>opens me up, takes out my cell
>STARTS SNIPPING WIRES
>continues fiddling with the wires for several minutes
>eventually just gives up and leaves me with my cell out
Goddamn
>>145920889
>large artifacts getting unmoveable is a december 2014 bug
>still not fixed
>That feeling when someone does something mean to you
>That feeling when you try to get them back
>But everyone around the guy that did something mean to you didn't know about what he did to you so they start defending him
>you get dunked on a second time in a row as everyone clambers over each other to defend the guy you "attacked for no reason"
I'm not good at space.
>>145922848
Link the issue and I'll fix it
>>145922890
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7029
>>145922853
Then next time get your revenge in secret instead, idiot.
well time to put on the helmet again, if i find im still decently robust ill play HOS again.
t. burned out sec player
>>145922965
That's december 2015
>>145923018
>It's a Nick Weller destroys the Universe episode
>>145923093
Yeah, sorry about that
>ban evaded like 5 times
>only did minor shitty things like welderbombing and leaving or murderboning for a round
>can't appeal now
>desperately want to play
>>145923503
How long ago was it?
What makes you think you can't appeal?
>>145922962
I have never ever ever done xenoarch so please bear with me.
The bug report says the artifact becomes anchored when you scan another one. How do you scan a large artifact?
>>145923638
Last one was seven months
>What makes you think you can't appeal?
It's around five or four ban evades, one after the other
>>145923728
>It's around five or four ban evades, one after the other
Alright.
And what makes you think you can't appeal?
What do you have to lose by trying to appeal?
>>145923321
Fuck off Nick
Every round since you've come back you've announced on the radio 'There's some kind of power problem'
You ain't worth shit
>>145923675
>>145923675
There's a machine in the research outpost, looks like a big rectangle frame next to a console. You put the artifacts in there to scan them.
>>145923845
I saw some lads trying to appeal for ban evades and apparently ban evade is a unforgiveable.
At least i think it used to be in the past
Bans are:
Sprayed welderfuel
Blew up welder tank
As a clown stole guns and gave them to the public
Icky ocky
>>145924014
It was seven months ago, that's quite a while.
And you have nothing to lose by trying, anyway.
>kingcrimson got himself permabanned
HAHAHA
FINALLY
>>145924115
h-here i go!
Let's bring back cervixposting, it was fun.
>>145924181
what characters did he play so I can know if I hate him or not
>>145923902
Not even Nick, but I'm glad he's making the round more interesting at least.
I'm glad he's back at least.No homo
>>145924375
Rin something or other.
That one female roboticist whose gimmick was being a bitch.
>>145924915
Grimlock. Pretty sure Crimson was randomname.
>yfw your killer dies shortly after killing you
>>145924915
That's KingGrimlock, not KingCrimson
The two were essentially polar opposites
One is a literal faggot who plays a bitchy nip woman ingame and is fucking someone he met here IRL
The other despises people like Grimlock and all other waifufags
>tfw you will never probe probe's bp
>>145924359
>tfw cervixborer
>>145925645
>The other despises people like Grimlock and all other waifufags
Well shit, I hope he comes back.
>>145925839
He was also an insufferable cunt who constantly shat up OOC and was a greytide shitter IC
Do you really think thats the kind of person you want to play with, even if he does hate waifushitters
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2603
I never saw the admin PM, i know i was a shitter but i never meant to ignore admins, i never really do, bwoinks are scary shit
>>145926029
How did i shat up OOC?
I just said things like "X WHEN" sometimes and shat on catbeasts as far as i remember
Also i mostly play as security (Not that good) so i don't have that much chances to be a greyshirt every round
Not saying im hot shit, but im not bottom of the barrel
VOX THE GAS
WAR RACING NOW
>>145922786
>>145923018
I blame the nerd
>>145923503
>Murderboning for a round
>Minor
Swallow Cyanide
>>145925645
Grim and Bonk are CUTE together
CUTE!
>>145926043
There are permabans for "You should leave." and "We should talk". This is the latter. I'll read it now.
>>145927906
>approving of faggotry
>approving of waifufaggotry
>being this much of a degenerate
You are just as disgusting as they are
>>145926029
If he's one of the few sane ones to be against waifus he can't be that bad.
>>145927926
Oh
Fuck, sorry
It was my first time appealing and i spended a fuckton of time recovering my account
>>145928351
Well you did the right thing because I've lifted it. The more effort you put into an appeal the faster it goes.
>>145927906
No they are not.
They are very cringeworthy.
I bet they are both girls irl, because no man can be such an unsufferable asshole.
>>145928541
>neckbeard mad that two fags found love while he didn't
>>145928747
Keep pretending you love each other.
Maybe lying to yourself will make you feel a little better.
>>145928872
>implyign im either one of them
nah senpai
i just like salty neckbeard tears
cmon man, cry more, its great stuff
>no command
>no good HOS
no chance, also got to arrest the captain, dont get to do that every day i tell you what
Since we have so many borer slots now, I had a thought of a group antag thats one primary antagonist with 6 antagonist borers inside of him that can't abandon host. Just a silly idea but with all their new powers, and maybe some antag ones, it could be amusing, just had an amusing voltron borer round.
IAA is more fun than I thought.
maybe I should play it more.
>Its a Burnie Greytide, and Mikecari Captain round.FUCKING kill me
What fucking shitters, the both of them.
Increase fridge capacity when?
How was my Journalist ability? Did I keep all you guys informed and entertained?
Hey Kammerjunk, post round griff was filling up my chat window so fast I couldnt' really read your message.
I can answer your questions in the lobby.
I think I crashed the server post round. Sorry.
>>145930932
Upgrade it. It goes up to like 3000 with upgrades.
>tfw decapitating a ling that tried to succ me earlier
>>145930885
You were a good IAA
>>145930932
My only regret was not using all those apples.
>>145930892
>Bernie
Hello Plebbit
>>145931051
>>145930885
Oh yeah as per your final fax, the containment plan crashed the server200 hivebots
>that RD arrest
>single ERT member
>teleport to bridge
>they have lings but an IAA called me
>talk to the IAA
>main task: stop the changelings
>secondary task: arrest the HoS and captain for incompetence
>look for lings in suspicious areas with dropped clothing and broken syringes
>find the CMO locker and an IED in maint, unlocked
>HoS gives me a scanner, fingerprint of a cargo tech
>go to medbay, get his DNA string
>put his DNA string on my ADVANCED PINPOINTER
>miss all my shots but never lose track of him, he has a different name and ID from the cargo tech
>HoS gets him
>instantly tries incinerating him like a retard
>convince them to just arrest him as a thief, having the CMO's jumpsuit in his backpack and the cargo tech's ID, no concrete proof of being a changeling but very suspicious
>round ends
>he was the last surviving changeling and got red text
yes
"god damn Pete Zuh"
???
God damn that RD
>>145931096
NOICE
I ghosted last minute to check out the escape shuttle.
I didn't see anything because the server crashed before I could get there.
>>145931059
They made good monkeys though.
>get careless around a basilisk
>lay in eternal crit from burn damage
>pray to god for help
>nothing
>20 minutes later a paramedic finally finds me
>it's pete zuh
>drags me around the roid searching for goodies, then the vox outpost, then breaks and despressurize the research outpost instead of using my ID to go back to the station
>keep breaking windows here and there with a cult blade
>i get stuffed in the cloner while alive
>they keep me in there for more good 15 minutes
>they try to clone me, they try to drag me to the morgue and then they finally realize i just need kelotane and stuff me inside cryo
>we miss the shuttle
At least we denied spurdo's geentext.
>>145920491
>stoners shopped a fucking imitation quentin image in mspaint instead of just remaking it with the sides flipped
maybe quentin was right
>>145930885
Slate here, thank you for the good round senpaitachi
Serbs up, sorry again.
>a team of female vox raiders will never kidnap you for sex
>you will never break free and kill them all
non-merchant vox are cute! CUTE!
>>145931648
Why break free?
>>145931648
guro along with all other murder fetishism is actually the most degenerate form of fetishism
>>145931796
>degenerate
Opinion discarded
>>145931914
Degenerate detected
Sorry for the light shenanigans but it's because Corporate lawset is shit.
I ahelped and told me lights were expensive so I turned em off.
Someone make an issue on github that Corporate should maximize profits instead of minimizing expenses.
>>145931174
what happened? what did he do now?
>>145932063
How? The station can't make profits.
>>145932063
>corporate lawset
>AI turns off cloner because humans are expensive to replace
>>145932113
lights also aren't an expense of money, just power
that thing we cap out on every shift power is set up
>>145932087
I don't know what I did. I'm trying to figure that out
>>145931096marry me
What's the record on hydroponics point again?
I want to beat it.
>>145932541
I'm not into men.
>>145932634
Seen one that was at least double that
>>145932634
With kudzu I've seen 6k. My personal high without kudzu is 2k. Someone said they hit 3k in the last thread.
>>145932157
if I had followed my laws literally I would have done that, but it would have gotten me blown and shitposted about
>>145931174
see
>>145931374
>>145932113
>people forget that mining minerals gets you money
also not sure if it is still the case but sending shit like plasma on the cargo ship should give the cargo account money.
>>145932768
Me either, that's why I asked you.
is it possible to be a worse paramed than pete zuh
>>145932997
when cargo got rework sending plasma for money got taken out.
miners are only one who make any way cash
Sup, how do I get past multi key detection? Not for the /vg/ server. I haven't played on there in forever and don't need to multi-key on there.
>>145932879
This was a low effort try, didn't even splice the 4 yield apples with the 15 yield mysterious seeds I got, also went lazy halfway with the harvest, also radstorms, power outage and fucking with the biogenerator for monkey cubes.
>>145932970
>rolls medbay
>makes a mistake only non medical people do
WUT
>>145932997
science doing science in theory should create profits for NT.
Science is the reason the station exists in the first place.
random nameyo is pretty shit for eatting the borer egg at round start. there were multiple ghosts and scientists wondering where the borer egg went.
>>145932970
I actually noticed that the scanners said you were alive but I decided to go back to space. Sorry bud.
Also I totally forgot about taking your id to get around oops
gas the static names meta war now
Anyone else noticed how like 80% of the vox are female
>>145933319
that is a very spooky ougi
>>145933332
lmao so fucking close
>>145933271
borers a shit
>>145933362
its fallout from when Rail was popular and a waifuposting rose up about how badly people wanted vox girlfriends
if theyre a female vox theyre either wanting someone to erp with them or they want to fuck female voxes
>>145933271
I hope he keeps doing it
>>145933518
I want a vox girlfriend
>coders want to remove multiborer
NO FUN ALLOWED
N O
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>>145933518
I want Kayahi to be my special friend and he's male.KEN DOLL
when can we have girlfriends in game?
>>145933362
>be human white male chemist
>so engrossed in making chems it takes me 20 minutes to realize literally every single other employee in medbay is a vox chick
One of them wanted clonex to make biomass. I said there was clonex in the fridge but she couldn't find it. So I brought the clonex bottle to the cloner, she picks it up, and splashes it to the ground.
>"Oh"
Then she draws her own blood with a syringe, does this twice to fill the bottle, and then splashes the floor again with her blood.
No meat happened.
>>145933583
I will pay whichever coder removes multiborers $50 on paypal.
Disable the assistant slot for a week. See how it goes. I propose the following things will happen: All the main assistant players will try and role Lawyer/IAA and will continue their shitty behaviour, because it's another job they can take and have no real purpose on the station. Just look at all the people who currently play IAA and, I don't know if i'm coining a phrase here, 'blacktide' (due to the full black suit most of them wear).
>>145933928
Ashe and Felicity tried that
Know what happened to them?
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2601
>>145933928
No, most of the admins are emotionally stunted and see any form of a relationship higher than a friendship as disturbing. Showing any form of higher affection is considered ERP and will net you a nice ban.
How do I find the /vg/ server? I'm in the client but it's not there.
>tfw can't get the feel for spess after being away for a month
I'm so sorry.
>>145934440
Look in the OP you dumb fuck
It's not publicly listed
>>145933930
This level of incompetence is genuinely adorable to me.
>>145933583
This isn't a good idea.
Make borer egg laying cost 250 instead of 100, or just make the initial egg-laying process more difficult.
>>145922786
Oh right forgot to tell you, the SME chamber on box leaks...
>>145934829
make it a certain type of egg they can lay to make those type of borers and it will cost a lot
>>145934305
nothing?
Since there's no movie night, we're doing a Sync-Tube of
M
X
C
MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE
http://sync-video.com/r/rsr21MF4
RAIL I LOVE YOU
>>145933271
You can order a crate of borer eggs from Cargo.
>>145935328
you tart orzorns streaming right now
http://connectcast.tv/Orzorn
>>145935328
Movie night is literally happening right now you faggot
>>145935515
What movie are you guys on now?
>>145935328
But there was movie night
We literally just finished watching tom selleck fight mommis
>>145935563
But Chief Otto Parts just GOT ELIMINATED
>>145935546
android
>>145935563
>>145933362
I've played a vox female since before rail ever came around, all these other niggas is posers
>>145936561
what's your name?
I want togive you a gift
>>145936561
Me too, they were just a joke character anyway.
But I've dropped it for good. I hope for all non-humans to be removed at this point because people can't handle them.
>>145920491
>Spend entire shift writing the botanist his epik black text.
>Go show him the book I made
>He picks it up, and throws it down on the ground 2 seconds later.
>He didn't even read it.
>>145933362
all the trader players play male
>xenobio autism interrupted by two early endings in a row
quality final word in AI
This is the REAL dream team
>>145936925how DOES the nuke work
>>145934440
>>145920491
>>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>>145936858
You need to read your books aloud over the radio from your private rape den in the library. Make the people read even if it
>>145920491
>be HoP
>arrive late
>cap is standing in the bridge
>tells me to record any access changes I make with a complicated form ala Baystation
>fuck that
>suddenly blackout
>Hear a ton of booms
>cap is just standing in the hallway in pitch darkness
>warn him that there might be syndies about
>as soon as I fucking say that a nuke op appears and shoots both of us
>I survive but with heavy damage
>grab pinpointer
>try to track the last two ops with the disk
>kill one in space
>other one kills me and blows the station
>RIP
>get a perfect taser shot lineup on an op with no shield
>click
>i had spent its charges on an assistant that broke into places and bwoinked me with a gavel hammer
>later shock myself into red at the courtroom grilles because he had broken in
AAAAAAAAAAH
that new player's first ick ock was so cute
>>145936863
>NT employs all the shy chicks while the traders are the greytiding cocks and raiders are literal (LITERAL) horny teenagers
This is getting too real
>>145936976
Glad I could help beef up security.
>>145937054
I hope he was banned on principle for wanting to be spoonfed
>>145936992
magic.
>IAA steals the clown's PDA and ID for slipping him
>clown tells the captain and captain has him arrested
>IAA is let go without telling where he hid the ID
This isn't right.
>>145937187
>someone actually got arrested for abusing the clown
dude what
>>145937283
clown has admin guardian angels now
>>145937283
>security arresting someone for theft
I know, right? Fuck redshirts.
>>145937047
>complicated form ala Baystation
What
You literally click "print" on the access computer and it gives you the paper
Toss it in a folder
Are you complaining about paperwork as HoP?
>>145937187
>clown ratting someone out to the authorities
>not dealing with it himself
I don't care how unrobust you are, you get that shit back on your own.
>>145937326
I promise I was busy spoonfeeding a new guy because he amused me >>145937054
>>145937103
>>145937347
You don't understand. The clown calling the cops itself is upsetting the natural order. He was an abomination.
>>145937187
>clown tell the captain
i swear clowns are such fucking crybabies lately
>>145937469
Clowns back in the day were fucking nihilist motherfuckers who expected to die.
Now you slip them once and they start wailing.
I want the good clowns back.
>>145937283
>be sec officer, clown builds a circular conveyor belt and puts banana peels inside
>slips people and throws them in, they get re-slipped as soon as they stand up because of the conveyor belts
>laughing my ass off about this, then wiz happens
>assistant literally fucking breaks into the brig demanding guns to valid the wiz with
>tase, cuff, find the clown's PDA in his backpack
>DUDE WTF THERES A WIZARD WE NEED TO KILL THE WIZARD YOU CANT BRIG ME I LITERALLY CANT EVEN BE AN ANTAG FUCK OFF
>put the clown's PDA into the greyshit's pocket, tell the clown I found his ID, deliver the cuffed assistant straight to him
>go off to kill 2 wiz while the assistant is braindead stuck in the circular conveyor belt, being forever re-slipped by the clown's PDA and dozens of banana peels
Shitters who think the law stops applying the moment they're confirmed nonantags are the best
>one clown does thing
>"Oh my god clowns back in my day were so much more robust, thay'd robust you for looking at you the wrong way. Why clowns have to go become bad! Every clown sucks now days!"
Okay.
>>145938075
You're right we're over reacting but it's been a few things over a few days that have left some of us with questions about the clowns being ready for the role.
>>145938075
You mean
>They'd get robusted for looking at you
Clowns were always raped and beaten, that's just how space is.
>>145937948
I have always said it is not about antag or non antag. It's about criminals. Antags happen to be criminals.
Reading this makes me warm and fuzzy.
>>145936734
please don't take thread shitposting seriously for removing a race
>>145936682
no, I don't want to get shit, but I've played the character for over a year and I don't want to lose muh arpee to some angry niggers in the thread
>>145938274
It's not about dick or no dick, it's about love
seeing you makes me warm and fuzzy
>>145920491
Pretty much every crayon and pen command aside from signature is broken.
>>145938337
Kitchi?I swear to god I'm gonna shove some fucking sour surprise down your throat if i see you at a dan's machine one more goddamn time
>>145938409
[img] code being broken has halted me from uploading more horror mangas and its tearing me apart inside
>>145937053
Wait does the gavel actually make the BWOINK sound
>>145938481try and stop me, faggot, danitos da bes
Daily reminder that if you cum in any spess>girl you'll get every known STD known the to universe and you'll be pissing six ways to Sunday with a first class experience of hells fury
>>145937187
>clown being a shit and slipping people
>read it down in the big book of grudges
>do my job
>my parcells come out of the garbage chute
>with 2 dead lungs, a pack of cigarettes and the clown PDA
kek
>>145920491
is /vg/station fucked now? i havent been on in a while
>>145939013
no it's the sound effect from ace attorney
>>145939437
Fuck off namefag
>>145939437
Not as fucked as you're about to be
>>145939437
Get slipped by a fucking singularity tripfag.
>>145939437
The only thing here fucked is your loose asshole
>>145939437
Go back to Splatoon general.
>>145939437
fruit bowl
>>145939437
You fuck right off with your splatoon bullshit nigger, we don't want anymore of you rancid waifu types around.
I'm new to this. What's with the "captain immediately commits suicide" meme
>>145938363
oh gosh
>>145939881
>join as captain
>fail antag role and can't laser everyone or make space holocaust
>suicide and waste the slot
XDD
>>145939881
it's called adminhelp "the captain commited suicide almost instantly" and get him headbanned
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10638#issuecomment-226977931
VOTE YES
>>145940230
Couldn't the hookshot just cost like, 10 chem each shot, and no longer generate chems while stunned?
I installed the new client. What happened?
>>145940668
First, you turn off your tripcode you faggot
get fucked, metagays
>>145940753
OH FUCK i didnt know that shit crossed boards.
>all the faggots come out of the woodwork in OOC and shit up the round talking about fallout
Can we just deadmin kammerjunk and ban all the rest
>>145940668
ICK
>>145940668
You've automatically been banned for being a waifu shitter AND a attentionwhoring tripfag
>>145940668
go back to your dead splatoon general you faggot
>the top ban on the bans page
>>145938337
>thread shitposting
This goes beyond the thread, it's present in OOC, github and forum discussion.
It's not shitposting, it's the genuine mentality of the people here.
Remove non-humans, no more balance issues, no more asimov shitters either trying to ignore law 2 orders to hurt non-humans or hurting them without command, no more whining about skeletons since then all non-humans would be gone, no more people asking for facist power fantasies.
All gone, less shitposting would be left.
>>145940798
>>145940836
>>145940839
im sorry i swear im not a splatoon fan, that shits from /qst/
>accidentally EMP myself while setting up singulo
>spend rest of round as a brain or spider
>watch as singulo gets set loose at a fucking bar and the super matter crystal over loading
that was hilarious to spectate
>>145920491
I LOVE SANDY SAND
>>145940981
t. Sandy Sand
you are a shit player and a meme spouter
>>145940981
HAHA GOOD ONEtfw gf has freed me from the shackles of spess and I'm catching up on my backlog/enjoying vidya again
*comment
OH YEAH, I MANAGED TO KILL ASHE WITHOUT FELICITY SEEING
THIS MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ACHIEVEMENT IN /vg/station
>>145940953
>Felicity orders singulo stuff
>approve it
>later find singulo gen in the bar
>singulo eats station
mistakes were made
>tfw no waifu
All the waifus on this server are shit! SHIT!
>>145941143
Kill them both
Every round
And wear a fedora.
A true, supreme gentleman never lets a petty woman steal his mark
>log in
>hear rocket man
>still can't help but reminisce about my first few rounds of newfaggotry, not understanding the waifu meme and playing a chick, doing dumb shit and not being an NPC
I just want to be new again.
> almost got off the shuttle
>threw up
>eaten by the shard
>>145940668
Please do not post screenshots or information from in game anywhere outside of it until the round has finished. A score screen will show up and the server will restart at that time.
The game relies on a level of secrecy and players finding out things through the game to function. Because we cannot (and will not) predict or sift through all the possibilities of how IC information may effect the round by posting outside of it we blanket ban it entirely.
That round has ended and because I have other things to do I'm not going to log on and yell.
If it happens again the yelling with be back on schedule.
Also as you have noticed any sort of namefagging will get driven out unless the user is an admin, and even we get shit on for it. I would not recommend it.
I would try enabling graphics hardware in your preferences by pressing the gear symbol in your Byond client, selecting preferences, and then going to Games and ticking the box. You are looking for "use graphics hardware" option.
>>145940908
It was a complete clusterfuck to sort out who exploded first you don't even want to know.
>>145941205
just lower your standards like me
>>145941205
I don't try to be s hit.
>>145941270
Probe when are we stealing Corgi race from D20station?
I want to be Crime Hound
>>145941205
>Tfw waifu is on the depo shot
Leave the pixelated coil
>>145941305
When you kill me and push the commit over my dead body.
>Player controlled simple animals like corgis
OK
>Hounds having special scent and sound related abilities
Sounds neat.
>Anthro furfag races
Get off my fucking lawn zipperhead.
>>145941270
Probe, how do you regain your newfaggotry
I wanna go through the ride of being new and confused all over again, I wanna cast away my medbay knowledge and have fun times in cargo and get confused when the scary men give me an octopus on my head and invade my cargo bay and start writing weird runes
How do I get that back, Probe?
>>145941305
Or we can just catbeast your furfag ass every single round
Fuck off to literally any server besides this one.
>>145941409
Wait, they're anthro?
I thought they were dog dogs
How did they fuck that up so badly??
>>145941326
what did he mean by this?
>>145941270
thanks, that namefagging was not intended for this board, i'm a fucking idiot, but fortunately nobody will remember next thread and will all be shouting about greytides or some shit
also, i made sure for the round to end and the final score to show up before posting the screenshot. thank you for your assistance.
>>145941326
good luck on gettin that puss with all those hormonal swings man, because depo shots will fuck you right up
are mesons fixed yet
>>145941642
my dick is lmao
>>145941487
Their wiki doesn't have pictures
I thought they were actual dogs
Why do they not have hand slots if they're anthros? D20 stupidity amazes me
>>145941669
{:^$>
>>145941454
Don't over indulge. Leave jobs unplayed so you have something to look forward to. I've been on a genetics kick lately and when people thank me for doing a good job I feel new again.
Play on a different server. That's that. All new shit. If you love us, you'll come back and bring good features with you.
Stop playing the game. I've taken two long breaks since I started playing and when I came back it felt like the same experience but I wasn't tired of it anymore.
>>145941502
I have never played there and I don't actually know how it is handled. I would be astonished if someone implemented actual non human races. If it's anything like the first two then it sounds fun and I recall at one point wanting security bears.
>>145941539
I apologize for the snark then. Because we have had a recent wave of new players we have to adjust to people posting IC in OOC more often than usual and I was too presumptuous.
If that did not resolve your issue please post again and I will think about it.
>>145941630
She deals pretty well with them, more of a cuddly/horny girl than one who just flies off the hinge every two secondsit feels so nice to go at it raw all night and just empty inside her with no regrets.
YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO POST CHICKENS OR PAPERCODE WILL NEVER BE FIXED
>>145941768
t.cuck
>>145941786
[b] C L U C K [/b]
>>145941786
I have this
does this count
>>145941270
Ok i went into preferences and the box was already checked, so I cleared cache and tried again. Now everything's white.
Ive been gone for like 6 months
Any big changes or new shit?
>>145941768
But I've been on a break for 2-3 months now and I came back and I still can't find any fun in anything other than laughing at retards in ghostchat
>>145941768
I only read this http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/index.php/Corgi
>>145941915
W O O P
