>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
stream: https://www.twitch tv/esl_dota2
liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2016
dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4554
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>145763251
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 5m5 minutes ago
So fucking hard to pull urself up after a day like this.
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 5m5 minutes ago
So fucking hard to pull urself up after a day like this.
Reminder that the level of DOTA 2 has gone down through simplification and it allows trash like notail to be in a number 1 team of the scene
betting is for degenerates
>nolans plays alch
>nolans cant outfarm the juggernaut
>nolans cant outfarm the lc
how is he in a pro team
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.02
BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 22 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0
Base Armor - 5
Base Dmg - 31 - 41
BAT - 1.9
Base MS - 290
Turn Rate - 0.9
--------------------
Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self
Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds.
Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd
W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)
Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80
hp per second (can be cast even if stunned).
- 20/25/30/35 mana/s 22 cd
E - Ask Purge for help - No Target
Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd
Purge - 550/675/800/1025 HP - 2 armor, 280 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs
R - Open Eyes - Target Area
Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals
450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period
will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd
**Aghs Upgrade** - Makes Open Eyes Channeled - after dealing the intial burst of dmg the ability continues to channel dealing
50/100/150 pure dmg per second. Blitz cannot move during this time, and if the ult is cancelled prematurely during the channel period
this secondary effect still fires - 100mana/s
I like watching Jerax and Crit play ES but you just know that nerfs are coming, hopefully not before TI
Why is CM being picked somewhat often now?
what a fucking tlit
>buy tome
>dont immediately use it
why would you do that, waiting with it doesnt make it give more exp
>>145787702
only fly and peter pick it newfag
>>145787702
>CM and Lina will never compete over your mountain dew
Remember when s4 had the option of joining Secret after the TI5 reshuffle and he chose Alliance instead? How much do you think he regrets that?
RUSSIAN
STREAMERS
BTFO
https://blog.twitch tv/on-artificial-viewers-followers-and-chat-activity-317906f1c7ea#.i66wih4ws
Chessie is single-handedly ruining the game for Complexity.
When are they kicking him?
>NA Dota
how mad will NAcucks be when Secret (nowadays NA) and EG fail to qualify to TI6?
>a-atleast we have Col
nope, they are EU
What a SAD year for NA
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.
I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.
Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Ferrari crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Ferrari is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.
This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.
So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.
When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda. Meanwhile, the Chinese man has let himself out.
>>145787845
>ywn icyhotfootjob
kill me
>armlet lc
Legion Commander on his way to 3 shotting Alchemist and Juggernaut
>>145787884
That's quite a bit of text to say you've accomplish nothing
>>145787668
>no Doom
>cuckplexity
Holy shit col is so bad
>CoL
>I guess not
>>145787494
the only times backstabby has looked good are when he played meepo back in the day or when he was getting carried on secret.
>>145787668
10/10
heroes you love that shitters love too
>>145787409
>>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
why don't we just have a 'competitive' section instead?
>lc DOESN'T ATACK THE JUGGERNAUT IN BLADEFURY
I'm a healslut. An absolute whore for big green numbers. Which hero do I play for the most satisfying greenplus experience?
>>145787997
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>145788668
Youre afucking useless sack of shit and you need to be punished by my strong hand and will
>>145788668
Unfortunately all of the healers I can think of are male heroes.You can still be a manaslut with CM.
>Legion Commander running from SPINNING FUCKING JUGGERNAUT instead of right clicking Juggernaut for FREE HP REGEN
?!?!?!!?!?
!?!?!?!?!?!
!?!?!? WHAT HIS THSIT SAUFSACSAUCA
FUCK WHAT SHIT
Can someone explain why complexity keep focusing the no dmg full tank build alchemist instead of the Juggernaut main damage dealer hero?
>>145788808
>>145788668
>LC
>Ench
>WW
>>145788668
WINTER
WAIFURN
>focus the not-tank hero
>win fight
ITS THAT FUCKIGN SIMPLE
>>145788813
people tilt vs OG its like alliance 2013
Maybe they're so good their opponents always look like shit
EUROPE IN FLAMES
Based God exist and LC is gonna win
THAT WAS NICE
DAT LOTUS ORB
>>145789036
swindleking not fucking up for once
>Losing to CoL
JUST
BAN
A
N
PHOENIX
IT'S THAT EASY!
>>145789012
kek I remember so many ridiculous tilts from teams vs. 2013 Alliance, never seen anything like that. Just retarded mistakes everywhere, in the simplest of things.
Hilarious times
>>145788668
In seriousness Oracle is the best healer in the game. Ahgs is just turbo gravy.
>Carry survives fight I wasn't at
>False promise him, throw some heals, he's at full HP in 9 seconds ready to take tower
>>145789126
>losing
>miracle still has 14k gold lead on the most farmed enemy core
?
But yeah banning phoenix makes them weaker
WHAT DOTA IS ACTUALLY ABOUT:
>DAMAGING ENEMY HEROES PREMATURELY SO THEY CAN'T BLINK-INITIATE
>People still try to shit talk a 2 time major winner.
EVERY FUCKING TIME :^)
THIS GUY IS FUCKING SUPERMODELS AND WINNING LANS
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW
how is that even possible?
>>145789408
He gave him aghs
>>145789264
How great life must be for the Kobold Taskmaster
>*WHIP*
>FASTER YOU KOBOLDS, STAND HERE FASTER
>Whips smaller kobolds
>Drinks some wine
FASTER
>Those Moon pings
lmao
europe still in flames
>not hitting the healing ward
When will they learn?
>le lets suicide for rampage EPIN XD--DDDD
X-DDDDD
>>145789324
all on the back of cr1t, fly and miracle (especially miracle)
Any other pro playing Alch and OG would have won this in 20 minutes
>Earth spirit nerfed day and night every single time
>And yet he's STILL OVERPOWERED
HOW DO YOU BALANCE THIS HERO?
REEEEEE
SOMEBODY BREAK MIRACLE'S FUCKING HANDS
IF BIG FAGGOT NOBRAINS WINS ANOTHER LAN IM LITERALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145789324
>noLanshitters thinking he had any impact on the outcome of the games
kek to be honest
>>145789635
>>145789357
Oh anon tell me all about it.
These two fucking french shits fed all game and neglected to buy wards. Despite contributing nothing to any lane the Sand King achieved a 20 minute blink dagger. Jakiro maxed Liquid Fire instead of Breath Fire vs an Axe offlane, and Axe easily tanked and ate every fucking creepwave that came near to him. because he doesn't give a fucking shit about Liquid Fire. Jakiro ended the game with only 1k tower damage.
I almost regret carrying them to fucking victory.
>trying to win against a major champion
lmao cuckplexity
lmao healing ward micro
>>145789597
>>145789635
>>145789716
people who post this shit really have no idea how og works as a team
O V E R 9 0 0 0 MEEE MEEE AAAR
NINE
THOUSAND
MATCHMAKING
POINTS+best girl
Literally WHY are shitters like n0brains and moon allowed to play with this god miracle??
>>145789689
Don't worry, the great chink colluding menace are all working around the clock watching OG replays and sending each other information on how to beat OG.
I'll let you know on what their combined brainpower has come up with: Ban Phoenix.
IS FLY GOD OR WHAT
hahaha swindle getting absolutely embarassed and exposed right now
>coL
Bow to your god shitters.
>>145789889
>miracle, fly and cr1t plus two
basically
>>145789889
look at that, nolans played like shit again but hey it's okay because he's a team player XDD
>>145789324
OG could've put a literal wood log in n0farm's place and achieve the same results. Fuck off to le_bit with your shitdaddy
>shitting on 2 time winner
Can you purge the disarm but not the MR on your ally if you fate's edict them?
SWINDLE WITH BIG ASS SWORD OVERCOMPENSATING
>surviving that fight as a CM
that's actually insane
I wish I was anywhere near as good
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO COMPETE AGAINST THIS?
>WHEN YOU HAVE JUST AS MANY KILLS AS THEIR WHOLE TEAM COMBINED
>NADota
>>145789972
swindle played fine this game, its lycan that did nothing
oracle dark seer and lc kept the game going for as long as it did
>>145790032
>nolans played like shit again
how did he play like shit. did you watch the game?
>>145790070
>n0farm
he had the second highest average gpm of the major
miracle is easily the best individual dota player in history, and I don't even like OG
why does miracle keep calling 'gege'
is he mocking the word gg because he is far above them?
>>145790165
The real difference maker is Crit and Miracle- threatening to go on anyone who as chasing Fly. They all looked out for each other, that's why they survived. Whereas pubs are usually lmao die in my place pls
How does this guy manage no never be top farm even on a hero that is meant to be #1 net worth?
What if OG replaced n0lans with an actual good player? They would win TI6 (AKA the only LAN that matters) for sure.
>19.7 FANTASY POINTS
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Our Guys doing it again!!!
>people still hating on my boy Johan
baka senpai when will you nerds learn
fly and miracle are so good D:
>gege
WHAT DOES HE MEME BY THIS
IS IT CHINESE?
IS IT SHORTHAND FOR SOMETHING?
>get gelated
>>145790294
>>145790240
HE'S TRYING TO BE FUNNY NERDS
Was impressed by nolan, solid play!
How long until people realize bloodseeker support is OP?
>>145790176
>he goes 4v1 against a pro team just like his pub matches
Good fucking god who can stop this man
>>145790176
ward his jungle
Look at all these jealous kids, Fucking embarrassing.
This shit whole treats Envy like a god when he dropped Nichijou and only won 1 major.
N0tail gets treated like trash despite winning two.
Fuck YOU DEE TWO GEE.
>>145790378
hes shit at jokes
>>145790294
oh god, it's that china spammer from TI4
>>145790240
>>145790294
Its usually how slavs pronounce gg in a humerous meaning
miracle's back must ache from constantly having to carry 4 players that he is clearly far better than
Why is the thread is full of reddit when OG are playing?
>>145789643
reduce range on push and pull, reduce duration of the stun and silence, and make his statues refill slower
>>145790265
He isnt going a farm oriented build you shitter, did you even watch the game? He even gave miracle an aghs before he was 6 slotted
Holy shit, could it be possible lads? could Miracle be even better than Arterzy??!
dota needs region lock
>>145790294
it means you can never be my level hoe
Dont talk to me or my wifes son ever again
>>145790428
>shit whole
Based ESL anon givin' h0neylans love
IS THERE A META IN WHICH MIRACLE WOULD NOT DOMINATE?
HE CAN EARLY GAME FIGHT
HE CAN SPLIT PUSH
HE CAN RICE
HE CAN MIDGAME PEAK
HE CAN LATE GAME DECISION MAKE
HE CAN PLAY STR CARRIES
HE CAN PLAY INT CORES
HE CAN PLAY AGI CARRIES
Just what is his weakness dotards?
>>145790428
>shit whole
mobileposters fucking leave
GEGE EZ
GET GELATED EXTRA ZEALOUS
>>145790428
>dropping a mediocre, episodic slice of life anime
Is this supposed to make him look bad or anything
>>145789396
when did OGN host a HoN tournament?
Col getting fucking dumpstered to be quite honest.
They lost way too many fights where they held an advantage.
>>145790593
Do not post lewd awoo!
>>145790589
he is human he made mistakes
>>145790542
>Won 2 majors
>Still questioning if he's better than rtz
>>145790589
He's unable to micro all 5 heroes through the shared control feature.
That's about it really.
Cap+Merlini is pretty comfy
>>145790596
you wouldn't understand since you have shit taste tard
HOLY SHIT INDEPENDENCE DAY
>>145790428
1. EE is the worst player on his team, no one except reddit contests this.
2. n0gpm is a bad carry player but a good support player, anyone with a brain could see this. That is why he gets flamed.
3. winning two majors isn't even worth 1 TI, TI is by far the biggest event, we will have to see who wins TI6 to see who the best team is.
4. Barely winning against CoL isn't an accomplishment. This is the team that had a player that literally cried after beating an EG team with fucking BULBA in it.
>>145790568
This image will never stop being funny to me for some reason.
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
How do you think n0lans feels every LAN? Getting carried to all of your achievements must be psychologically taxing on the long run.
>>145790903
>3. winning two majors isn't even worth 1 TI
L O L.
>>145790968
FUCK YES
the animeshitters and ppdshitters have gotten so btfo that all they have left to do is hating on our guy johan
why is there so much japanese cartoon stuff in this thread lol
>>145790816
>>145790903
>This is the team that had a player that literally cried after beating an EG team with fucking BULBA in it.
Swindle I guess?
Got a webm?
>>145790903
>This is the team that had a player that literally cried after beating an EG team with fucking BULBA in it.
kek
Miracle will choke at TI.
Liquid or Newbee MUST win.
>>145790968
>>145791027
>>>/reddit/
And never, ever, ever come back.
>>145791046
We're all Japanese here, baka.
>>145790903
>>145790968
what the fuck is this
>>145791123
>not liking CLQ
fuck off back to plebbit amigo
>fly let LS through
>>145791159
no
japanese only play fighting games and fucking games
>>145790826
lmao sure kid, keep watching your "lel so random XDD"-slice of life shit. I'll stick to actually good anime, thanks.
>>145791108
>Kuro
>not choking on the finals
LOL DONT BAN PHOENIX EVEN THOUGH WE LOST 2 GAMES ALREADY TO HIM XDDDD
Apparently winning two majors is worthless according to d2g.
Only TI counts said no one ever.
>>145790903
past like a million dollars prize money has little to no effect on how well a team plays. there might not be as much prestige, but purely in terms of game-play, you're seeing the best the world has to offer at every major.
>>145791296
>implying our guy fitkike doesn't know EXACTLY what he's doing
>>145790976
He is need in OG, Like aui was need to EG in TI5.
So what teams will NA actually even have at TI6?
>EG
>Secret
both will not even qualify
>Col
not NA (3 EU players)
>DC
not NA (only 1 American)
uhh..?? I'm so sorry NAfampais, but you brought it upon yourselves
>>145791332
more like
>Don't draft teamfight
>Despite we lost the moment we got behind with the 4 right clicker strat
>>145791287
>liking a literal 14 year old cursing and flaming just like your average retarded underage gaymer
I guess it's understandeable since you're some meme loving teenager. Man, you'll be so embarrassed when you grow up, being such a faggot is not cool
>replace n0lans with Mason
There, OG is now a TI-worthy team
>>145791549
NA get TI once. It is enough for them.
>>145791605
>Not enjoying banter and 7 layers of irony
under 4k trash detected
>>145791646
>replace anyone from well working team
NA logic. Let get best players and let them win. See Secret for results.
>>145791360
Gameplay? Yes.
Strategies? No.
Teams think and play differently at TI.
An example is the Chinese teams, which help out the remaining chinese teams with tactics and stategies when they get knocked out of TI.
If you hate CLQ or Thorin you should just go back
>unironically picking undying
>They picked her again
Based
>that's what she said
DEE TOO GAY
>>145791867
But Loda is our guy, thus Richard Lewis' buddies can not be our guys.
>>145791340
Dota is a team game.
Just like in football (proper football, not handegg) there are star players (miracle, cr1t), decent playmakers (moon), captains commanding on the backlines (fly) and deadweight retards that are there just because no one else could fill that position (n0lans).
Getting carried to LAN wins is no achievement, and we have yet to see n0lans actually making an impact to turn a game otherwise lost.
Sorry to shit on your platonic homosexual romance, I'm sure he's a good person, very charismatic and fun to be around, but there's no denying that he is absolute shit at dota and doesn't deserve half the success he currently enjoys.
>>145790968
>king is back
>he uploads this instead of his BSJ slark stomp
I was watching BSJ's stream and was literally thinking 'I'm pretty sure that pudge is CLQ'.
New CLQ is just too "nice" to upload something involving BSJ getting dumpstered.
>Get home
>Esports are still going on
YES
>>145791867
neo-/d2g/ is full of safespace animeshitters
>>145791867
>boorin doing reddit AMA's
>"our" guy
your logic is weird
>>145792014
That would be harassment, anon. Can't do that in the Web 3.0 Safe Space Edition
>>145790589
OG can only be beaten when they make severe draft/laning mistakes.
Like their first game vs Liquid at Manila finals.
>>145791867
what if you have no strong opinions about either
Why won't Captcha work on FIREFOX, I need to use fucking EDGE to post here
>>145792197
>doesn't have a good goy pass
>>145791995
EE is also a good example of a player that gets carried to lan wins.
>>145791742
>It's eye roh niee!!!
That's some "just a prank bro xD" shit right there.
Sorry little guy, I'm not into retarded kids cursing. I finished middle school a long time ago.
Just about every international LAN that's not in an obvious shit spot - like just before Major or TI - is safe to assume to involve top gameplay and highest quality dota teams can offer.
'Saving strats' is a complete dog crap meme as tournaments generate their own meta (usually)
>>145791995
if we're using sports analogies, n0tail would be a roleplayer. i mean, we literally just watched a game where, as an alch, he fed an aghs to two other people before he was himself six slotted.
my dota won't open... just goes into top left of main monitor and says "dota 2" but there's no picture.. anyone got any ideas?
>be Miracle
>Trilane mid everygame for him
>redditors think hes good
?
literally no honor
>Pick Invoker
>Win chance goes through the roof
Doturds?
>>145792173
og gets beaten the moment Miracle isn't enough to carry the game
its like C9 but less throwy
on equal terms they just lose
>picing undying in 6.88
what is col thinking
Holy shit TB has so much armor now
>miracle fb
It's completely over. Limmp is so outclassed it's not even funny and coL's safelane can't kill a solo bat rider even when he dives them.
>cr1t's godly bodyblocking
>>145792431
He is playing invoker now dumbfuck
>>145792457
on paper he should be good against str meta.
>>145791549
The farthest any European team has made it into any of the past two TI's was 5-6th if you consider C9 and VP euro (kek).
complexity is just so incredibly bad
What is this chaotic memefighting here
>>145792398
Yeah, that's because even a retard could farm with Alch, and since he can't carry himself out of a paper bag fly decided that he should just be demoted to a supporting role because investing farm in n0lans is risky to say the least.
A team player is cr1t-, a guy that turns around fights while assisting his whole team on supporting duties.
How do Secret and EG expect to get better when they skip any non-major event
So the cancer picks for TI are coming together
Earth Spirit
Death Prophet
Terrorblade
Lifestealer
Who else? Disruptor has a meh winrate.
>>145792734
who cares they gonna stomp open qualifier :^)
>>145792431
Muh honorable 50 minute ricing metas
>>145792734
What are you on about?
Why would the best teams in the world have to play at anything other than the best events?
It's just not worth their time to turn up to these honeypot lans.
Maybe you would understand if you were as fucking good as they are.
>>145792690
pre-TI heats up things, memes get flinged at everyone hoping that something sticks to receive those sweet (You)s
>>145792815
Earth spirit
Naix
TB
Phoenix
Dark seer
Alch
Slardar
BM
tinker
Timber
>it's another pl that builds aquilia into vlads
Nobody under 5k knows when to pick him or how to build/pay hiim.
>>145792431
There's only honor in victory lad.
>>145792734
>muh outdrafting/mind games
>muh best players in the world
>we are the best attitude
>we pick only heroes we like for memes
>le secret strats
gee i wonder why they don't play honeypot lans
>>145793030
He's pretty garbage these days. Simply does not farm fast enough to keep up with carries, and doesn't have the killing potential of other slow farming carries.
His illusions need to last longer considering how little damage they do, if they're meant to be any bit useful.
>>145787409
Lina is taking forever holy shit
I want my free points!
>nolans being impactful for once
thought it wont happen today
>Veil DP
Is this nigger serious
Just remove Earth Spirit from DOTA 2. I ain't even joking.
>>145793529
Ghosts are magical, duh
Why are ice heroes so objecteivley superior to all others?
>>145793531
He is fun hero to play/watch.
so does barny not stream at all anymore?
>Miracle doing miracle thing
>>145792815vanguard+diffu radiancelessnaga siren
>It's a "n0lans and Moonmierda are too heavy for Miracle" episode
>notail's team dominating the dota scene
/d2g/ on suicide watch
9000 MMR?
>>145792815
>60%
>meh
SWINDLEZ
i know og will win regardless, but splitpushing against a disruptor is such a risky strategy. it's basically asking for your 4 man to get caught out every time.
N0TAIL NEVER CONTRIBUTES RIGHT GUS, ALWAYS GETTING CARRIED DURRRRRRRRR.
>it's a "miracle dies once and the rest of the team crumbles" episode
>h0neylans throwing
Happy desu lads
Look at Notail playing like shit when he isn't AFK farming creeeps
What a complete shitter
CAN NOGPM FIX HIS FUCKING R BUTTON
HOW RETARDED CAN YOU BE
30 MIN GAME ZERO SUNDERS
SOMEONE TEACH NOLAN HOW TO PRESS R
>nolans playing anything but simple right clicker like juggernaut
>lose
>>145794205
>what is silence?
>>145794259
>there are silences with 30min duration
can you reddit apologist just leav3e
N0tail's positioning is actually 3k tier
pleb here, how does terrorblade compare to other carries late game?
>Give terroblade to miracle
>he carries despite his team feeding, #1 net worth
>Give terrorblade to n0lans
>He gets carried by miracle invoker, #2 net worth
B-b-b-b-b-b-but muh h0neylans!!!!!!
>initiate on one person in jungle
>lose your carry still
>Feel like trying aghs SF but don't want to lose MMR
>Start a bot game, alt tab while game loads
>Bots have taken my SF
>>145794420
>*sunders u*
>pssh... nothin personnel...kid
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
>>145794420
>he smash you
>if not sunders you
>then smash you
armlet rush naga, y/n?
Why doesn't Lifestealer heal from ult'ing enemy illusion?
>notail finally hits R
>they easily win a teamfight
>it's a nolans gets carried episode
>>145791046
We're all niwaka otaku here in d2reddit.
>>145794790
Naga is agility based hero, he don't get from 40 str another 40 damage.
>>145794805
they have no life to steal
thats why you know lifesteal doesnt work on illusions
>get napalm'd
>still try to do a 180
pro players
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>145794880
I mean 25*
>CM taunting
BASED
nolans did it
he got carried AGAIN
WHO'S THE FUCKING DADDY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k-JUSP1CdI
ROFL rampage denied. suck it nolans
>>145795096
not true this time he used his spells
Miracle denying nolans of his rampage, based
