Butthurt Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>145651768
god damn the fishing animation does not do these justice
I love Ishgard's look. Post Ishgard pictures and art.
Which c@ on balmung makes the best erp pet?
First for all NEETs are cucks and should be laughed at.
Xth for BLUE MAGE FUCKING WHEN?!
>tfw have a crush on your static leader
naka bp
>>145671420
>not making over $100k US per year doing something you love all day
Why aren't you a software engineer, eh anon? Do you not enjoy writing code, or are you incapable?
PostMALEMidlanders!
whew lad
xth for highlanders
megu bp
>>145671932
You already know idiot.
>>145672147
Best highlander!
>shana gives abe 700 dollars to fuel his neet lifestyle
>abe uses it to pretend shirou likes him as much as he liked vjera
how sad
>>145672141
You look like you smeared blue Kool-Aid over your lips like what they make prison bitches do.
>>145671905
Ishgard is the best town.
>>145672147
Highlanders
naka bp
Post only the {highest quality} {miqote}! (No boys allowed!)
>>145672234
Life is like a hurricane, here in, Cuckberg.
>>145672248
good job ive never been to prison, and dont live in the USA!
>>145672206
Who?
>>145672248
>>145672141
minty lips a cute
>>145672147
Highlanders!?
>>145672364
Take a wild guess my friend.
taylor bp
aweenie...
>>145672470
Well anzu isn't a cat sooooooo
>>145672470
I don't know. That's why I'm asking?
Who is the best femroe from /xivg/?
Server and post frequency doesn't matter.
Kirito Tia bp
>>145672450
shrimp
>Kiki Shitdigger here
>doing trial roulette
>get nidhogg
>autists start arguing on which add should be killed 1st
>one starts linking ex weapons and midas savage pages
>tfw on primal
So this is what it must feel to party with xvig.
>>145672650
Stop this rumor. My dick is probably bigger than yours!
>>145672441
Not a bit.
>>145672537
>>145672548
You know who it is, stop playing. Hint:White hair
>Kiki Bussylicker here
>>145672712
>xivg
>savage pages
>horde weapons
laughinggirls.jpg
>>145671750
These threads are majorly lacking in maidposting.
>>145672712
>Unequip your shit until you're hovering around ilvl 110 or so before queueing up for trial
You can thank me for this later, anon.
shana bp
>Kiki Buttsniffer here
>>145672997
maids suck, let me wear the butler outfit squeenix
>Kiki Fartripper here
>Kiki Peoplehavenothingbettertodoandfeelbadaboutthemselvesirlsotheyhavetomakefunofkikitofeelbetter here
>>145673154
You take that back right this instant! Butlers and maids are both nice.
>>145672997
theyre not
Where did the kiki ____ here meme start? Does Kiki actually say "Kiki Gutripper here" when he posts?
>Kiki Deepthroater here
>>145673220
oh its actually kiki,
hi
>>145672997
>>145673234
>tfw no velvet maid
kill me now
>Kiki noun noun here
>>145673239
Yes they are. Post maids.
>>145673234
Howbig is it...
>>145673362
noun-verb
idiot
>>145673290
It's just ultrash "bantering"
Any excuse to post my sickly avatar in slut attire.
>Kiki Cuntlicker here
>>145673220
Hey there Kiki.
Can we expect any more quality posts about how Sha isn't really a woman today?
>>145673436Big.
>>145673314
>Kiki Pointsouthowsadandpatheticyouaresoitmustbekiki here
>>145673576
Can Iworship it?
Anyone like miqo'te...?
>>145673604
I wish I was drunk!
>>145673574
Sha isn't a woman.
There's no proof.
>"B-But I heard her on skype!!!"
Yeah fucking right.
>Kiki Buttfumbler here
>>145673440
Ripper is a noun, retard.
>>145673694
noone!
post more tho
>>145673662
Oh goshthat sounds nice...
i actually thought shrek was creepy at first but now i think theyre cool
>>145673758
you mean adverb
>>145673775
Why should I...
Nobody likes miqo'te...
>Kiki Buttsniffer here
>Kiki Tailsucker here
>>145672147
Jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with your face?
>>145673880
I want to insult you more and totally not pet you anywhere
>>145673872
Don't trigger me like this
that's not what an adverb is
>>145673872
>its a verb!
>no its not
>its an adverb i mean!
>>145673035
It was a one shot with eso bonus, it was just the autism going on the party that was hilarious.
sha bp
>>145673929
Its called being a highlander, its a terrible disease.
>>145673741
The denial is real.
>>145672147
midlanders are better
>>145673880
That's not true...
>>145673938
I don't understand...
Don't insult me...
>>145673984
There's been a few in here that haven't looked bad, but that was awhile ago.
>Kiki Bongripper here
Strong, handsome, charming
How else would you describe a catboy?
>>145674038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgHiPGOczI0
>people are THIS jealous of Kiki having female companionship, something completely out of their grasps
>>145674046
theres only one thing cats understand and it involves them being collared...
I wish Awena would bully me...
>>145674152
You people are fucking venomous
Kill yourselves
>>145674139
Autistic, faggy, down syndrome, fetal alcohol.
is SMN worth maining? Howfunis it? do people take it in raids at all?
>>145674156
>Kiki having female companionship
You know Briah has a boyfriend, right?
Hey, how about some characters and song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUJG1ISDpY
>>145673574
I think you're confusing me with someone else :o
>>145674251
Calm down Velvet
shirou made
>>145674038
Are you sure?
But anon said...
>>145674206
I don't follow...
Can you explain...?
>>145674251
How's summer vacation, champ?
>>145674376
its like you dont even understand that your mouth isnt for talking
>>145674336
shiru will u b my person mad?
i pay u in domination
Kiki Kiki doo
I see you
Pretending youre riping a bong
how do i trade this meido for a better one
P'uttel doesn't even come here anymore guys. He's got a life now, he goes to college, he's just one noooooormal guy.
how do i stop hurting everyone i like
should i just kill myself
>>145674308
I'm not Velvet nor do I know what he does, but you faggots are literally acting like a bunch of high school girls from a shitty american soap opera
And it's not just about Velvet, the name dropping, the constant drama, the logs, this thread is just fucking garbage
Nuke Gilgamung already
>making fun of anyones name when you probably have a weeb name
>>145674306
I wanna pet Kiki
>>145674376
>Are you sure?
>But anon said...
Don't listen to anon....
>>145674293
I thought she was a lesbian.
>>145673968
>linking pages
lol no one cares
Do I keep her Bikini, or go maid?
>>145674585
Stop spamming your avatar
>>145674450
What's it for...?
>>145674213
But why me...
>>145674279
Some people think it's fun. If you're good at the game people will want to raid with you. Play the job and if you don't like it switch. If you're not sure if you're going to like something don't rush to gear it right away.
>>145672147
bestestlanders
>>145674602
No, she's dating a buddy of mine. He's a good kid.
>>145674308
>>145674440
epic kafkatrap friend you sure showed him
>>145674659
At least the moonie sluts know their place in life...
>Kiki Weebnamer here
I dont understand why roe femal are so sparse while they are the cutest
>>145674659
i wannaripthose earsoff
>>145674659
Because you're cute, but I understand that it was never meant to be...
>>145674545
Are you new to 4chan? Contrary to what you may believe, this isn't a hugbox.
>>145674657
Okay.
>>145673929
Well I like it so
>>145674279
The pet delay on contagion will make you want to kill yourself
>>145674829
And contrary to what you may believe, this isn't facebook
>>145674152
>>145674308
>>145674440
to be fair: the video is fucking disgusting, and taking it wayyy too far
>>145674857
Post butt please. I need it for an experiment.
>>145673323
?
>Kiki Tsunderie here
>>145674829
>didn't u KNOW fellomemester? XD this is the LEGENDARY 4CHANS, it means i get to be a dick all the time for no raisins.
Can we post butlers? Let's post some butlers.
>>145674829
>isn't a hugbox
>Started as a hugbox for weebs during an SA split
Where were you when younguns tried to rewrite history
>>145674903
Tell that to
>>145674909
>>145674585
But... then who...?
>>145674762
Where is that...?
>>145674784
Don't do that...
>>145674821
That's not true...
Who are you...
>>145674306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V600EMCiBjk
>>145674995
>males
ew
>>145674926
Okay.I'll post butt for real next post, I just wanted an excuse to post moogles, because they're adorable and I love them and I want to hug one.
post grown men
>>145675063
underneath the males from /proper/ races...
the only adventures cats should have, are in the bedsheets
>>145675038
Okay
>>145674909
That image adds absolutely nothing to your post, nobody cares about what you're doing or what your ugly ass character looks like
Kill yourself
>Kiki Morytania here
VELVET BP
>>145675214
my character is pretty sexy desu
>>145674829
But it IS a hugbox. If you're in ultrash you get the entire linkshell defending you the second someone so much as mentions your name in a negative light.
Shit, look at last night. The second people called out Abe for forcing this kiki cucknigger shit, we get ultrash swarming the thread to defend him. Shit is basic as hell.
>Kiki Muffstuffer here
>Kiki Crowe here
>it's a run a "joke" into the ground episode
>>145675160I can't argue with that. Those flying furballs are incredibly cute.You're cuter, though.
>>145674139
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Did I say gay?
>>145675213
I'm no moonie...
What of sunseekers...?
>Kiki Horsefucker here
>Kiki Marette here
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145675464
Not all of them
>>145671897
>Kiki Vara here
>Kiki Apologysayer here
>>145675294
Ayase's midlander was sexier and cuter.
>>145673741
>SHA CAN'T BE A WOMAN BECAUSE I THINK SHE IS BELOW ME AND I WISH I WAS BUT AM NOT ONE!
That's nice.
>>145675683
if u have shit taste
>Kiki Pissdrinker here
>>145674926
>>145675160
Okay for real this time.
>>145675441
>You're cuter, though.I'm not so sure I'd go that far, but thank you none the less.
>tfw you are too tired to play games but too awake to sleep
Suffering
>>145675524
>sunsluts trying to falseflag moonies again
nth for black
>>145672631
Anyone? No opinions?
>>145675621
Nah, just 99.9%.
>>145675353
I don't know if I would take it that far. People may have friends who defend them. Anyone in that LS who is universally liked probably doesn't do a ton of juvenile shitposting in the thread. A good chunk of the shitposting about various ebins is done by people who purport to be their friends.
>>145675705
Shut up Sha
>>145675524
The sunseekers are just more shy about it, but theyre exactly the same... you know that
>Kiki Sun here
>>145675834
Real nigga hour?
When is this game getting a crossover event from XV? I want a Gladiolus outfit for males and a Cidney outfit for females.
>>145675993
It'd look like shit in XIV anyways, so why do you want it?
>calling moonies sluts
>see nothing but sunnie dancers and courtesans
>>145675884
Except all the really nasty shit has followed the same basic pattern that points to ultrash, specifically abe and friends.
>>145675794Thanks for the great butt. I can now focus on my experiments.Trust me, you are.
>>145675809
Now you listen here
Suncats arebest
>Kiki Smegscraper herr
>>145675898
I'm not Sha.
Sha vacates the area immediately as people start talking about her. Honestly I think she may just show up, take a massive shitpost all over the thread and then leave like nothing happened. It's a case of "I'm just going to leave this here and walk away."
>Kiki Nameposter here
>>145676049
this one's ok, but most aretrash
>>145675809
He said it...
I did not...
>>145675909
I want proof...
>>145675809
moonie sympathizers will hang with their meowing friends
>>145676021
>meanwhile, raen are better at both of these things
>Kiki Assmuncher here
>>145675834
blacked
>>145676024
Abe isn't even in the Ultrash inner circle he just happens to be in the LS lol
http://www.strawpoll.me/10501544
Just conducting a survey.
>one clearly buttmad kiki spammer making mean names because people called him out by putting their surname with kiki's name
>>145675743
Nah man. Your characters aren't horrible, but they just aren't as good as the competition.
Your midlander is not as good looking as Ayase's.
Your lala is not as good looking as Kumfi's was.
Your moonc@ is not as good looking as Seto's.
Your au ra is not as good looking as CG's.
>Kiki Fartsipper here
>>145676187
being sluts? yes well they ARE voidsent
>Kiki Poopsucker here
>>145676183
I am not going to go and grat a sunslut by the neck and force them down on my cock as they pretend to not enjoy every second of it just for you.
>>145676183
proof...?
>>145675993
Make sure they add those awesome tats too. And some barbed wire ones, or maybe like an awesome koi fish. Also studded belts, denim vests, and mirrored aviators. That would be sick, huh?
>tfw I might end up buying the plushy just to get the bonus item ingame
>>145676352
kumed
>>145676352
Wait a minute...
Those colors...
>>145674480
sorry i was busy doing stuff
yes
>Kiki Buttburner here
>>145675353
But Kiki is a cuck. His oneitis is dating someone else.
i miss squidward...
>>145676296
muh opinions etc
the only valid comparisons there are my midlander and ayase's, and maybe my mooncat and seto's
but even then it's a stretch because seto is a bluecat
>>145676470
ugliest made ever
>>145675993
Honestly I wouldn't mind just getting Noctis outfit since I don't think it would look bad on girls. I know the chances of us getting female specific FF protagonist outfits are pretty slim, and if we were too, I'd want it to beCeles'outfit. But the stuff Noctis wears is girly enough that it would look alright on a female character.
>>145676387
Still better than the trash we have now like the ifrit tanking chest
>>145676342
Yeah, you won't...
Because you can't...
>>145676352
Please delete this...
>Kiki Assblaster here
>>145676470Good boy.
Free up your weekend, I'm taking out the bondage gear.
what did she mean by this
>>145671932
What is the best server for rp outside of Balmung?
That gate is on lockdown like a jewish private school with a muslim kid in it.
Is there an rp presence on other servers? Ive only heard of one on Adamantoise.
>>145676561
Not that anon, but I was expecting maybe Tidus and Yunalesca attire to go along with the FF9 minions they're using this year.
>>145676693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mQXcaQbFgY
>>145676510
>misses squid
>squid posts asap
you mother fucker..
>>145676559
They're not really opinions though. Everyone agreed that at least ayase's midlander and cg's au ra looked better.
>>145675063
>But... then who...?
Ah, I meant to reply to this but got distracted.
Listen to the people you love, and the people who love you...
>>145676561
>one piece swimsuit with a cape
Celes is cool but her outfit is shit
>>145676589
Nobody is forcing you to wear that, plenty of glamour options for DoW.
>>145676723
Whoops, 10, my bad.
>>145676591
The only thing sluttier for dick than a suncat female, is suncat boys.
Your entire race only exists because the fems whore themselves out to every cock they can find, because their own men are twice as slutty as you girls.
>>145676705
somewhat also on Gilgamesh. Been in some LS for it myself and I know a person who could probably give me a few names.I know, meme server, but it's true.
>>145676813
>the people who love you
that's a lot of people, considering she's asunslut
>people wanting to purge moonies and keep sunsluts
>literally purging the aryan race while niggers run around spreading aids
We need a motherfucking trump up on these threads.
>>145676771
that was a coincidence
but now i'm going to post squids anyway
>>145676790
not rly
>>145676769
Boy that's just crazy.
>>145676829
What a stupid response. No shit, but my point is that the gear they are churning out is lowering in quality each patch.
>>145676909
I want to purge miqo'te as a whole.
Then I want to kidnap a female midlander and make her my slave.
>>145676559
being the ugliest made will always be preferable to being the ugliest character on xiv
>>145676673
stop lol
>>145676909
But suncats are literally the ones with the fair skin, while mooncats have the dulled/dark colors.
Your analogy is backwards.
>>145676859
That's not true...
>>145676813
I don't know...
I will try...
>>145676904
There's not many...
Because I'm not...
Does anyone want to marry me?
>>145676943
yeah i know it should really be *handlebars noises*
Best looking character of every race?
Hard mode: do male and female for each
Nightmare mode: do Lala as well
>Miqote
>Au Ra
>Midlander
>Highlander
>Elezen
>Roe
>>145677059
What do you think handlebars noises sound like?
>>145677116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKYpyu1_1os
>>145677068
>male
>>Miqote
Kirito Tia
>>Au Ra
Kirito Tia
>>Midlander
Kirito Tia
>>Highlander
Kirito Tia
>>Elezen
Kirito Tia
>>Roe
Kirito Tia
>>Lalafell
Kirito Tia
>female
>>Miqote
Kirito Tia
>>Au Ra
Kirito Tia
>>Midlander
Kirito Tia
>>Highlander
Kirito Tia
>>Elezen
Kirito Tia
>>Roe
Kirito Tia
>>Lalafell
Kirito Tia
>>145677058
let me think about it
>>145677051
The only reason you're kept around is because you're always in heat.
Admit it.
>>145677116
It's like pokemon, "Handle.....han, han, handlebar...."
>>145677068
>>Miqote
They all look the same.
>>Au Ra
Males are all edgelords, females are hyur with scales and horns
>>Midlander
Lol
>>Highlander
LOL
>>Elezen
S E L S I X
E
L
S
I
X
>>Roe
All of them.
>>145677116
*slurp slurp slurp slurp*
>>145677068
>au'ra
>>145677223
Please do.
