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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 16th:
363 – Emperor Julian marches back up the Tigris and burns his fleet of supply ships. During the withdrawal Roman forces suffered several attacks from the Persians.
1779 – Spain declares war on the Kingdom of Great Britain, and the Great Siege of Gibraltar begins.
1858 – Abraham Lincoln delivers his House Divided speech in Springfield, Illinois.
1911 – IBM founded as the Computing-Tabulating-Recording Company in Endicott, New York.
1930 – Sovnarkom establishes decree time in the USSR.
1940 – World War II: Marshal Henri Philippe Pétain becomes Chief of State of Vichy France (Chef de l'État Français).
>News
EU4 DD16/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-16th-of-june-2016.948773/
CK2 DD 8 - Life goes on
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-development-diary-8-life-goes-on.939724/
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http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[HoI4] - General Fixes V005
http://pastebin.com/ycs3f6UA
>>[CK2 - 2.5.2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread >>145582823
Nicky
Reminder to pay for the games you play
>stormbabby autists admiring nazism when they would've been treated as dirt by it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_triangle_(badge)
lmao
Reminder to do whatever you're doing because it is [current year]
Reminder.
Also check it out - that first no shitposting comment is missing.
>>145655039
>trying to bait a shitstorm right off the bat
Die.
>>145655082
>/pol/ yet again misinteprets something
What a shock!
>>145653207
They're eating away at each other now, hopefully the Franks win because I've a NAP with them.
Reminder to ignore and report shitposting.
>>145655039
>rich middle class white kids in college worshiping communism when they would've been treated like dirt by it
lmao
>>145655186
You quoted the wrong thing now shut up.
>>145655219
You're slipping~faggot~
>>145655224
True
Fuck both.
>>145655224
>communism
>working in a non-post-scarcity environment without perfect administrative AI
Fucking lmao
Honestly speaking Stellaris is the only setting where Marxism stands a chance of working at all, mostly because actual living beings are worthless at everything but research compared to robots and droids, food and production is through the roof in excess and synths obliterate everyone in research
What do i have to edit in my victoria 2 save file to remove a truce with a country?
>>145655358
If you're going to cheat why not just changeowner?
>>145655538
because i want to start an epic great war with millions of casualties
>>145655669
posting here as well
>>145655708
>Attacking China when Korea is standing there seductively
Why?
>>145655912
Next war.
Plus the US sphered them and Vietnam and are fucking with Africa.
I'll fix it after the scramble.
lol wat
>>145655708
>>145656048
btw you're not influencing anyone
>>145656210
I know. I'd fix that, but I'm still contemplating how I'll set up my Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere.
>>145656195
You didn't send divisions to repel the UK's invasion. Gotta hold the AI's hand, buddy.
>>145656195
>redditor #9001 learns about paradox AI
It's just you against the world anon
>sleepytime in USA
>thread is ded
So guys, can we jack off over how superior we are now?
>>145656494
no need to. my dick is already raw from being so well off and not-american
Revenge is sweet.
>>145656721
t. 1/512 Irish pro
>>145656721
>bringing freedom to the british isles
>starting with Ireland and Scotland
Wales better be next, lad.then Cornwall.
>>145656313
Fixed.
>>145656494
But it's 8 AM
>>145656919
That's why they're asleep, and if they're not they're on the train to work.
>>145656313
I'm going to take the city first and come back for seconds.
How should I set up my Asia?
>>145656893
Thanks m8
Recommended amount of tariffs?
>>145656970
-5%
>>145656893
>>145656970
100%
t. budget master
>>145656721
Freedom is coming
>>145656919
That means the NEETS are asleep.
>>145656919
hello fellow CSTfag
Why
>>145657037
>didn't free Wales
REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
>>145657323
Wales isn't a real country.
>>145657287
when will the military access from other factions meme end
it is the #1 reason for really shitty borders
>>145657323
Wales is rightful English clay lad
>>145657037
kill those mainland empires and then we'll talk truly free
>>145657323
wales isn't included invanilla
Is it just me or is HPM really eventless between 1880-1920ish unless you're a European power colonizing Africa?
>>145657519
>those mainland empires
https://youtu.be/1F40rd7YaC4?t=198
>>145657037
R8 G8 powers
How do I release a nation with a different party, my own party, like in Hoi3
Im playing as the USSR and I just "liberated" the balkans, I want to puppet them with communist parties
>>145657610
>literally a world war happens inbetween
>>145654967
>Reminder to pay for the betas you are testing
FTFY
>>145657610
Usually there's some medium wars that release european secondary powers nad bring new players in. There's plenty of chances to influence the outcomes even if your armies weren't the largest ones yet.
Also one of the most fun playstyles is to change into one newly released state at that point. (the likes of balkan states, hungary, poland, ukraine) Super cool alt-his and exotic borders. And nicely hard.
Also aren't communists really trying to gain momentum at that point in the game? That's something even the big states struggle against if they lose a war and then get a rebellion
>>145657685
>No Italy
Hey /gsg/, I've been saving up and I'm thinking of getting Distant Worlds Universe.
Now I'm a massive faggot who generally doesn't listen to the advice of wiser men, and as such I'll probably start a pre-warp game, in-spite of the OP picture telling me not to.
But I would like to know your input (if any) on two things:
A) Should I run a game in vanilla first, or is it worth just starting with mods like the AI Improvement+Extended, and then Stuff & Bits UI mod?
B) While I looked up as much as I could find, I'm not sure if the "Victory Condition" (or anything else to that matter) can end the game, short of the empire getting destroyed.
If I were to plan on dominating the galaxy, would the game just end itself at a certain date like Paradox games, or when the empire's victory conditions are met, or can the player play on to take complete control of the galaxy?
>>145658014
pls buy stellaris instead
>>145657685
>rate gate powers
Those are like the most vanilla great 8 ever. Maybe swap netherlands--->Italy. Did I miss something?
>>145655219
janny get in here and give him first!!
>>145658014
If you're new to any game, best to start with vanilla unless it's a game like EU Rome, which is all but unplayable without mod fixes.
How do I release a nation with a different party, my own party, like in Hoi3
Im playing as the USSR and I just "liberated" the balkans, I want to puppet them with communist parties
>>145658106
not that guy, but isn't stellaris like pretty fucking barebones at this time?
>>145658014
Vanilla, pre-warp.
>>145658194
Alright, I'll do that then, thanks!
>>145658106
I looked into it a bit but from what I saw, it seemed like a somewhat simpler Crusader Kings 2 in space.Well, simpler than CK2 with the DLCs.
What does Stellaris have on Distant Worlds?
>>145654892
fucking idiot, that's not the old thread it's >>145623605
>>145658295
It's more like EU4 in space tbqh
>>145658295
>What does Stellaris have on Distant Worlds?
Content gaps for DLC
Memes aside, nothing at all besides being prettier. Wait for DLC.
>>145658014
>I've been saving up
Just pirate it
>>145658198
In Vic II?
If you're playing HPM I think you even cant release them as other than your government type, the satellites will be communist. I can't be sure, im on mobile. This is if you have annexed the territories first, and then decide to release them as satellites. If you just force others to release countries, I think they are the government type of the releaser - in which case there isn't much other options than editing the save file I guess.
Save, release, check? If you fuck up reload and try something else
>stellaris
Why not just playSpore?
>>145658295
Stellaris was the tech demo for HoI4, and HoI4 is shit. Stellaris is shit, don't waste your time or money. If you're already spending money on Distant Worlds, don't bother with Stellaris.Please buy Stellaris
>>145658510
Stop.
>>145658504
Hoi4....
>>145658797
>....
Wrong site, I doubt even reddit allows this
>>145658520
>that pic
Lad, Johan is actually extremely pro-white
What fucking international syndicalist judaism is this shit?
>>145658837
Dude... DUDE...... chill out...
>>145658846
It's true, he's fucking obsessed with norse mysticism too, just look at CK2
>>145658837
What a qt
>Decide to try and play CK2 even though I hate it
>Play the weakest count in norse land
>Save up money and prestige to hire mercenaries to claim some other vassal's land
>14.4% chance to get claim each year
>12 years later still no claim
>Die
>Lose all that prestige
>New ruler
>Still fabricating claim
>Eventually get it 5 years later
>Can't declare war because we are allies in our liege's war
>His war drags out for 5 more years
>Die in the meantime
>New ruler
>Decide to try and fabricate claims one last time
>Only takes 5 years this time
>Declare war on the guy I want to invade
>He has 3 provinces
>Siege 2 out of those 3
>Call to Arms from my liege
>Join his war
>My war ends because we are now allies in the war
>SHIT
>Wait while that war ends
>Declare war again
>Again siege two out of three provinces
>Call to Arms from my liege in another war
>Haha NOPE
>Decline
>My war still ends
>Apparently my ENEMY joining his war is enough to end our war, even if I'm not in it
>Turn off game
>Go outside
Holy shit this is frustrating. There is literally a war about once every month, how the fuck am I supposed to have time to siege anything. Also, why the FUCK does my enemy joining my liege in a war, when I don't, end our war?
>>145659337
Because unless you rebel against your liege, you're technically a participant in his war even if you don't actively send troops.
Quite simply, the best game ever produced by Paradox Interactive.
>when you realize mehmet and ebola play for Switzerland in povertyball
truly the world is cucked to death me lads. Are Milo, the redpilled demographer, /pol/ and /gsg/ literally the world's last saviours who can defeat the eternal kike, beat the cucks and save the White Race?
>>145659508
What the fuck are you even talking about?
I kind of want to make a Hillary/Trump/Bernie/Ron Paul mod for the USA but I don't want /gsg/ to hate me for being reddit so I probably won't.
>>145659337
>Waaah im bad at the game why can't they make the game easier? :((((
Fuck off reddit
>>145659337
Because your liege can't have you attacking his ally when his ally is literally fighting for him?
>>145659412
Then why does he ask me to join his war every time he starts one? And why do I have the option to decline? And if I do decline why do I still join his war?
>>145659412
Not him, but I think it also ends if it's a culture/religion specific war, and you share that culture/religion.
>>145659590
Follow your dreams anon.
>>145659590
>people will criticize you on an anonymous image board
oh no!!!
please fuck off pleddit
>>145659557
/pol/ has gone to shit with summerfags
>>145659508
>Greeks
>white
>/pol/
>having children
epic
>>145659627
No, I was venting about my bad luck. The odds of that happening (Not getting the claim for 15 years) and then getting dragged into wars twice when I actually got it are super low, like 1 in a 100.
>>145659753
>/pol/ has gone to shit with summerfags
>!!!
Like yourself.
>>145659687
Because you're tribal i.e. he's asking you to send your own troops If you don't, you're still '''at war'' with the other guy insofar as that guy can and will siege down your lands.
Can you take Persia as a protectorate in HPM in a single war or do you need to slowly chip away at it?
>>145658882
>game also provides no reason to vote republican
>"hey goy would you rather have construction bonuses or ideology drift defense? Bear in mind we didn't get around to programming the AI to influence your ideology at all."
>>145656965
America please
i made more progress on my bitter peace mod.
struggled getting the war to end properly to avoid the peace conference bs. still learning event syntax.
That and working out who should get what based on if you're in the axis or not.
Anyway conditions for soviet surrender are currently.
Germany controls moscow/leningrad/stalingrad and surrender progress is >70%
meantime to happen of 90 days so you have to hold those 3 for awhile before they actually surrender
>>145659858
>unironically not recognizing that I was using "!!!" ironically
fuck off plebbit
>>145660079
What flags are you using for the Reichskommissariats?
>>145659957
Should I changeowner the remaining minors, or can I peacefully annex them somehow?
>>145660079
in this game some weird shit happened like bulgaria losing to greece. sweeden joining the allies and finland never wanting to join the axis.
So my even gives them karelia back but nothing more (they wouldv'e gotten kola and a couple others)
Romania gets transylvania or whatever
>>145660209
just germany's flag right now. I looked briefly for official flags but didn't find any. I was half tempted to rip them from another mod but maybe someone here has good ones?
>>145657685
>Just noticed that I have almost as much chinese people as americans.
I thought I am America, not canada.
>>145660374
to be fair there is a large Chink population in the US
>>145660358
Can you do an event that gives the option to set up the Generalgouvernement in Poland?
Also I think Darkest Hour has some nice flags for it and the Reichskommissariats.
Also I think you need to adjust Ostlands colour a bit. Looks same as Finland.
>>145660374
>socialist
No, you're pretty much Canada
>>145660685
definitely. i will probably do it as a national focus?
>>145660091
IronicShitpostingIsJustShitposting.png
I'm done with CK II and EU IV, its victoria II another map painter? I'm thinking about going for HOI 3, or maybe 4, instead.
>>145660827
Yeah sounds good. Will it work for the AI too?
REMINDER THE ETERNAL KRAUT SEEKS THE DESTRUCTION OF EUROPE
>destroyed the Roman Empire
>destroyed the Catholic Church
>instigated war after war in Europe
>Formed Germany and left a big trail of shit including the destruction of France's Second Republic
>escalated what could have been a small war between Austria and Serbia and turned it into a world conflict creating trenches and destroying a ton of Europe
>Lost the war and being the crybaby prussiaboos they are refused to pay repirations needed to repair Europe and ignore the Treaty of Versailles
>Formed a Facist Dictatorship and kill of many of Germany's intellectuals
>Lose the war and get split into 2
>Now seeks to flood Europe with refugees that will lower birthrates and cause the white male population to decline
Now tell me why it's a good idea to form Germany in Victoria 2?
>>145660079
Make it require Germany to hold Baku and Sverdlovsk as well.
>>145659508
Are you retarded? Milo is a gay kike coalburner. And also there is no white race.
>>145660981
t. eternal Anglo
>>145660969
i don't see why not. I may have to get all the tech trees and crap setup properly which will be annoying but oh well.
>>145660982
sounds good.
>>145660219
Come on guys
Also taking ideas on how to fix Africa after the scramble
>>145660981
That's okay, the non-germanic parts of Europe have been shit for centuries. Aside from the french who are nothing but part Germans.
>>145661142
holy shit no one cares just play the game yourself
>>145661472
No one cares about your stupid game you faggot
>>145661472
Where did it trigger?
So should I keep all of the territories and expand into Balkans while genociding everybody, or should I form Germany as Austria?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10499939
145662069
>>destroyed the Catholic Church
>Implying they didn't do this fine by themselves
Corruption is no joke
So I baited Hitler into ignoring the advice of his top tier generals and he actually did it!
The absolute madman!
What's the verdict on HoI 4? Been away for some weeks without internet
>All in One mod for DH
>they actually reworked Chinese Civil War
>hard as balls to win as Mao
>>145662974
Unfinished potential/10
Also French tier ai
>>145662810
t. wehraboo
>>145663141
The AI is good enough to do what you want. The battle planning system needs some work though, especially offensive lines
>>145662649
>>145661472
samefag
I am suddenly aware that an airforce of 10,000 jets requires no oil whatsoever.
>>145663267
game isnt a hyper super realism simulator ;)
>>145663420
Realism attracts dudebros. Do you want dudebros in this thread discussing sex and dumb strats?
>>145661182
>>145661057
t. krauts
>>145661142
>>145663250
>The AI is good enough to do what you want
>you can destroy USSR as Poland
Im afraid to ask what you consider terrible ai then
so paracucks are going for vacation in july
hoi4 will be ded game until autumn
LOL XD THE ETERNAL <NATIONALITY> I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>145663834
Funny, because the biggest complaints i've seen is that people find it impossible to win shit unless you're one of the big powers
>>145663954
t. eternal butthurt
i bet you're not even a VIP on stormfront
>>145660685
i used darkest hour's flags.
thanks.
>>145663959
wat
Maybe on reddit.
>>145663959
What kind of retarded idiots have you been listening to?
>>145663809
>Germans left Europe to return to their ancestral homeland
At last, civilization is safe
>>145663959
>biggest complaints i've seen is that people find it impossible to win shit unless you're one of the big powers
Oh really?
Show us.
>>145663959
Hello red dit / paradox forum, now fuck off.
>>145664093
Keep the good work
First time playing autism games, and I'm having a blast.
Discovered how fappable it is to reave my enemies' castles and take their daughters and nubile young wives as sex slaves.
Haven't been really paying attention to children and the dynasty in general though, which seems to be the metagame for more experienced players. Oh well, even if they devolve into a chaos of scheming and murdering afterwards at least my progenitor had his fun.
>>145663959
>>145663834
>you can destroy USSR as Poland
Proof?
>>145664303
>ck2 normie mod
>autism
>>145664225
Danzig Should have been given to the Germans
>>145664225
They executed Ceaușescus wife? Thats kinda low.
Alright, the poll is over and the results are in. 1066 won handily, with The Fall of the Komnenoi, The Mongol Arrival, and The Alexiad tied for second place, and Jerusalem at its Height one vote behind in third.
I am a bit concerned about the results of the poll, however. I know a few anon voted only for 1066 for the memes, and I'm worried besides that allowing multiple poll options might have tended to skew things for choices which might otherwise have been backup selections. So here's what I intend to do:
There'll be a short run-off poll now, wherein the top five options (so the ones listed above) are available for selection. This time there won't be multiple voting enabled, so hopefully there won't be any skew.
Whatever the result of this poll is, I'll play it without complaint. I just want to make sure that the first poll was representative.
Once again, the imgur album of start dates:
http://imgur.com/a/cfxnT
And the new poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10500145
http://www.strawpoll.me/10500145
>>145664512
>>145664535
whatever
>>145664512
It was a good Christmas present
>>145664385
>proof
Protip for Paradox : if you send PR outside of Reddit make them competent.
Or even better - finish your fucking game
>>145657037
>Scotland and Ireland are are
>United Kingdom
>>145664535
>1066
>meme
Hello guise. What do I need to find in my savefile to edit some POP nationalities in a state? I already have Notepad++, but the file is way too large and unorganized for me to be able to find anything.
>>145664874
>486k pop in 1940 as poland
>over 100 units
Sure thing lad, no cheating there
>>145665354
No, I mean I memed in my last posting of the poll and said "pls don't make me play 1066," after which several anon immediately voted for 1066 and only 1066 as a meme, which helped skew it high.
>>145665438
>He doesn't have the Poland dlc
wew lad
>>145664512
No, it wasn't. She abused the Romanian people just as much as her husband and was a traitor to her nation. The two got off easy.
>>145665438
>gets proof
>its cheating
Johan pls. If you really cared (and not simply be here to promote the shit game) you could simply find the whole playthrough in the archive
>>145664874
>Proof
>Literally hasn't taken a single soviet region
Also, are you fucking retarded? Of fucking course you'll have a chance to beat soviet if you're already conquered the germans. Hell, you can beat the soviets as literally anyone if you take over europe first you dumbass. Just like in HoI 2.
I'd like to see you try without taking everyone else first
>>145665675
You realise that USSR is weaker than the Axis right?
is there something wrong with the way peace conferences work in HOI IV? Somehow Iraq ended up controlling half of japan despite them having done jackshit in the war
for the rest it was all fairly okay (aside from peoples republic of china joining the allies a day after I liberated them, the bastards) but that one just irks me, heavily
>>145664385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YheB_1odcPo
>>145665675
>its not proper because its not handicapped enough
Next time i will ask Germany to just leave me alone because its obviously Hitler is a cool dude and he will help me out.
>>145665789
Not in the beginning. You can bumrush Germany easily before they start getting their army.
Stuck between a rock and a hard place
>>145665934
How do you know if he bumrushed Germany?
>>145665613
What did Ceaușescu actually do? Not even mememing, I really don't know much about the guy.
>>145665990
Because he wouldn't have that many units in 1940 if he didn't take them early
>>145666006
He invented google search
>>145666006
He was Romanian version of Stalin with country that went economically bankrupt and he kept exporting goods during massive shortages.
>>145664225
Stalin, most other communist dictators and south American dictators had quite normal deaths.
>>145666080
You sure anon?
>>145665382
pls respond is important
>>145666006
Off the top of my head
>was the only eastern bloc ruler t;hat ordered his soldiers to fire at civilians
>managed to break free from complete soviet domination in 70's
>still acts completely stalinist
>censors all media
>sells out country to america
>still incurs a massive debt
>implements austerity measures to get rid of ALL the debt
>lines his pockets with the nation's meager wealth
In short, he was an above-average communist leader
>>145666371
>was the only eastern bloc ruler t;hat ordered his soldiers to fire at civilians
Nope
>>145666353
You're not helping yourself seem more credible. That's even more suspicious
>>145666479
Indeed. Perish the thought ai is shit.
Its so suspicious you didnt even think what to complain about.
Shill some more for Johan will ya?
>Joining the Axis with AI Germany
Never again
>>145666645
There are bunch of axis empowerment mods in workshop, download one of them. Without them Axis is shit
>>145666604
What the fuck are you even talking about? Trying to deflect the fact that you've cheated? The AI don't have shit to do with you getting units thanks to console magic.
>>145666302
Beria was pretty high up and could be seen as (at least partially) the power behind the throne, and was executed almost immediately after Stalin's death
also
>Tatiana Kirillovna Okunevskaya (Russian: Taтьянa Киpиллoвнa Oкyнeвcкaя; March 3, 1914 – May 15, 2002) was a Soviet and Russian actress.
>She was active in film and theater from 1933 to 1948, whereupon she was arrested for anti-Soviet agitation and propaganda, raped by Lavrentiy Beria and sentenced to ten years labor at Steplag. Beria picked her up under the pretense of bringing her to perform for the Politburo. Instead, he took her to his dacha where he offered to free her father and grandmother from NKVD prison if she submitted. He then raped her telling her "scream or not, it doesn't matter." Yet Beria already knew her relatives had been executed months earlier. Okunevskaya was arrested shortly afterwards and sentenced to solitary confinement in the Gulag from which she survived.
>the retard keeps talking
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>145664225
Can't believe that the Kims of North Korea are the dictators who are going to experience normal deaths.
>>145666006
He broke off USSR and visited North Korea/China "tourist villages"
Then he decided to turn his own country into North Korea because obviously it worked.
>>145666720
>guy asks if a game is any good
>ai is shit
>1 minute later Paradox defense force says its not true and game is worth it
>i mention Poland
>its not possible
>where is proof
>show proof
>i-its cheating
>you invaded Germany early
>neither of those two happened, show proof
>posting proof makes me only more suspicious
And here we are now.
What's the equivalent of "army tradition" in eu4 for HOI IV?
>>145666814
Beria was a fucking creep, he would randomly walk on the street and gather women to rape and property to steal.
Can't believe that out of all the good officers and generals that Stalin purged he chose to keep this idiot.
>>145664225
>implying he's not on the moon
>>145665020
>The United Kingdom of England and Walesand Cornwall :^)
>>145667128
>women
He went for 16y olds and such.
Stalin kept him around because he was 100% loyal to him. He did tell his daughter to stay the fuck away from Beria though.
>>145665382
Clausewitz Scenario Editor
>>145667249
> He did tell his daughter to stay the fuck away from Beria though.
Isn't this Stalin's daughter? Stalin doesn't seem to mind at all.
>>145667128
Beria's sexually predatory nature was well-known to the Politburo, and though Stalin took an indulgent viewpoint (considering Beria's wartime importance), he said, "I don't trust Beria." In one instance when Stalin learned his daughter was alone with Beria at his house, he telephoned her and told her to leave immediately. When Beria complimented Alexander Poskrebyshev's daughter on her beauty, Poskrebyshev quickly pulled her aside and instructed her, "Don't ever accept a lift from Beria."[41] After taking an interest in Marshal Kliment Voroshilov's daughter-in-law during a party at their summer dacha, Beria shadowed their car closely all the way back to the Kremlin, terrifying Voroshilov's wife.
wew
>>145667484
Just look at her face. It's not going to be Beria that does the raping here
>>145667484
Well yeah, he's right there
Anyone with a TS server want to play mp?
>>145666846
Shitposting is the only reason /gsg/ still lives. Shitposters are true heroes who selflessly dedicate themselves to keeping this top notch general alive. So show some respect
>>145667484
Beria's not dumb enough to do something to her right in front of him
>>145666946
Protip: You can win as fucking Norway in HoI 2 too. Guess that game was utter shit too.
>>145667484
If Beria so much as moved his hand the wrong way his brains would be sent flying from eighty different snipers as soon as Stalin said "so how about those sausages from Poland"
>>145667484
Yes it is.
Also he said that to her just the night after that picture was taken.
>dont talk to Beria, dont stay with him alone and never ever go into car if youre invited
Well, that was anticlimactic. First week of war and one third of my total fleet can apparently shove my thick dockyard-shaped dick down japan's throat.
So I carried Japan-China war hard, with my 5 panzer divisions and Japan still refuses to join Axis before Danzig or war. What gives? I even completed befriend Japan focus after the war, but they still do not join. Did I fucked myself over with 100% world tension for no reason? Will they join later?
>>145667652
Transsexual Server?
>>145667791
>no pictures
Yeah...nah. Why do you humiliate yourself anon?
>>145666967
pls respond
>>145667918
Seems like it's partially luck
I wiped roughly 80 ships off Japan by twice fighting 30v~50 with Chinese ships (1936 Cruisers in 1938) then got obliterated against them 30v12
>Added the 'Expanded Industry' mod
keep retarded stuff to yourself
are the "steel mills" supposed to get iron ore from thin air?
are they gonna make steel on their back yard like chinese communists by melting pots and whatnot and make shit ass steel that has too much carbon and is brittle?
>>145667918
Naval battles in HoI4 are very decisive. I actually had problems defeating UK and US combined fleet as Japan. Lost a lot of good ships. Funnily enough, my Italian Littorio battleships wiped the floor with entire US battleship fleet.
Is HOI$ general fixes guy around?
>>145668001
What the fuck are you talking about? Why would there be an equivalent of a completely different and unsuitable mechanic from an entirely different series with an entirely different focus in HoI IV?
>>145668096
What the fuck are you talking about
Keep retarded stuff to yourself
>>145668096
>are the "steel mills" supposed to get iron ore from thin air?
No they are getting it from albanians
>play as siam
>conquer french indochina
>align two armies on the British Raj border to defend
>get btfo while defending against an inferior force
WHY ARE MY ARMIES SO FUCKING SHIT, THEY'RE ALL EQUIPPED N' SHIT
Beria literally did nothing wrong. It's a man's right to take what he wants.
>>145668096
>complain about this
>not the oil/rubber synthesizers
Do they just get coal from thin air?
>>145668210
Post army designs so that we can laugh at you.
>>145668210
>Implying it's possible to lose in HoI 4
Johan plz
>>145668276
Fuck off you autistic looser.
>>145668096
>iron ore is rare
You can complain about the oil/rubber factories or NO FUCKING FUEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST but to complain about the lack of iron for steel mills is beyond stupid
>>145668251
Not quite how it works lad.
>>145668317
I just used the default infantry one
>>145668207
because steel mana
>>145668412
No wonder you got destroyed then
>>145668276
>>145668408
fucking autists
diesel engines can run on refined cooking oil
>>145660981
I'm russian and agree with this post; germans are cancer of Europe.
Why the fuck cant you make a division from totally empty template. It always forces you to duplicate shit.
>the submarines the US starts with date back to pre-ww1
>they're only slightly worse than the mid-30s ones you start with
not sure I'm digging this meme.
>>145668412
You asked for it
>>145668498
Post a good infantry template pls
>>145668540
Taiga niggers not welcome
>>145668636
25 inf, no support bataillons
>>145664874
>>145665637
>>145666353
>tfw someone is posting my old poland game
ayy lmao
i should also post screenshots of late game where my superior polish battleships rape combined navy of UK and US
as of proof of no cheating: at did this game on Ironman for achievements, so no cheating possible
if you can't produce 100 divisions as fucking poland by 1940 they you are literally shit at an already easy game
>>145666720
to this "hurr durr cheating!" retard:
you can win as any minor against any major as long as you produce infantry divisions with artillery and research grand battleplan doctrines, because AI is using infantry only and gets raped by soft attack
>>145668636
7 inf 2 arty
logistics,engineers, hospitals and scouts as supports
>>145663959
After realizing how fucking op just spamming artillery in your divisions is you simply cannot lose. I just made Germany capitulate early 1939 as Poland with no allies.
>Make one division template consisting of 50% infantry 50% artillery with engineers and recons
>Turn your whole army into this type
>win as any fucking country
You don't even have to give a shit about airforce, just micromanage your troops while having a unused battleplan for planning bonus
>>145668780
>if you can't produce 100 divisions as fucking poland by 1940 they you are literally shit at an already easy game
This. Fucking netherlands and Romania send me ~50 divisions each as expedition forces in 1941 as UK. 100 divisions for Poland isn't that much
>>145668924
>>145668780
>mfw Swedish Paracuck getting BTFO
WHERE IS YOUR HOI2 NOW?
>remove islam agains the odds
>brave the seas
>discover the new World
>find the naval route to India
>Spanish silver with Portuguese trade posts destroy Ottoman trade monopoly and inflate their economy
>make Europe the World's center of trade
>tercios defend Vienna
>battle of Lepanto
anglos and germs are both shit
Spain and Portugal by far did the best for Europe
The game could use some mechanism to prevent you from steaming ships at 10% HP across the pacific back to san diego.
>>145669030
Literally shitskins
>>145669143
that's just the south
>>145668924
I had enough production to build 50 fully equiped infantry divisions with support artillery and 3 artillery battalions as a fucking mexico by 1939
as poland, especially if you go fascist (i stayed unaligned for achievements, so much less possible military power), you could probably field up to 200 strong infantry+art divisions by 1940
some people find it hard to believe because they are incapable of any strategic reasoning, especially the balance between civilian factories, military factories and traded resources
let that sink in, they are too shit to play the easiest paradox game
they would be raped to death as a fucking germany if they even tried playing DH
>>145669143
nice argument
Where's the link to hoy4 mod archive?
>>145669030
Then they somehow faded into obscurity and were never relevant again.
>>145669276
That's because their uncles couldnt stop fucking their own nieces
>>145669143
>>145669232
These are all facts
>Rob permamobilizes in MP games (No one else does this because it's gamey and a bit ridiculous. When confronted, the autist will say that permamobilizing makes the game more difficult)
>Rob is prone to anger, further sign of his latent terminal autism. He once banned me from a game because I declared war on him as Spain. (see the "why are you being a nigger" screen for further evidence)
>Rob suffers from selective memory and only remembers what is convenient.
>Rob edited his mod based on his country of the week. If he played as Austria, he would buff Austria and release a new version.
>Rob has pretended to crash several times only to delete his enemies armies and blame it on "the desync".
>Rob went through a phase where he only played as Spain, and as a result he added some ridiculous decisions, events and cores for Spain in his meme mod (including Spanish Sicily)
>Rob is angry that people no longer use his mod for some odd, pathetic reason - this is probably all he has in his sad, sad life.
These are just the facts. While I do feel sorry for the poster child for Ritalin, our home grown autist mascot here, he truly is one of the most despicable, childish and autistic "players" I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Truth napalm. Pathetic little Robbie and his shitposting buddies might try to shitpost about HPM in a similar style. Don't let them win. Report and ignore.
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>>145668564
You can, it just costs a shitton.
>>145669143
How is that even relevant tho
>>145669504
Why are you posting this here? You sound like a major fag, no one here cares about Rob nor /gsg/mp nor you
>>145669504
wtf I hate Bobbins now
