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>Tips and guides
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>Trading
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BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
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Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>Trash Thread
Hey kid, wanna shitpost? wanna post offtopic? wanna spread your faggot agenda? try >>>/trash/3474975
first for :x
You really wanted to post the trash thread in the OP, huh?
second for :s
>>145605360
yeah whatever man
Is it too late to post gay?
8rd for post Medics
mfw epically killing noobs so hard but they dont even understand how they died
>>145605419
tf-fujoshits
>>145605419
read the OP
awful op
great op
>>145605419
>you can gaining a new family member
what did he mean by this
@Barkley
>the eureka will never sell.png
Eureka's currently garbage tier because of the phat nerfs it has to building shit. Possibly the "BIG UPDATE" will actually make the shit worth using, but who knows.
>>145605095
>>145605360
wew
why are you so angry
mfw 30 kills in pub and feeling like shit beause i died 2 times
>>145605652
im not sure
I once got 38 kills in a pub, but I died 11 times.
>>145605938
>>>/trash/3474975
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495882
what should i name my usb
>>145605360
Do you think people who shitpost to make others upset will suddenly stop breaking the rules and comply?
>pub friend in tf2
>proudly uploads scoreboard screenshot
>he is 3rd
>>145606203
cuckle you dont even play tf2
kill yourself
>>145606409
see you in 3 days
>>145606262
Being at the top of the scoreboard doesn't mean dick all shit in Valve servers.
>>145606735
is this what you post in /trash/ all day ?this one is pretty hot
>>145606791
thats what im laughing at
i mean scoreboard in a pub in general.. who gives a shit lol
>never had a killstreak kit for a rocket launcher/scattergun/whatever
>finally get one
>always go above 10 streaks
i should have done this ages ago
>>145606735
post your steam id so i can block you
>not knowing the furryposter's id
lel
dotsy stop
>>145607087
>>145607251
its bbb aka blahblahblah or whatever stupid name he gave himself now
isnt it like
that faggot who posted his own ass in irc
or was that a different /trash/ thread degenerate
i like my tf2gfu
>>145607516
yeah i think thats the guy i mentioned in >>145607525
furry btfo
>>145608192
the posts are already gone u doof
>>145608239
im aware of that, i made the thread in response to the furshit
i just deleted it so you morons can shitpost in it, but be aware that it has begun.
>>145608192
God damn you are mad. You are the equivalent of a small child telling all the adults whenever someone else misbehaves.
wow this guy is autistic
more autistic than the furfag
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
TEAM FORTRESS TWO
>>145608487
hey you are doing the same thing!
That's a double standard you mother f*ker!
I LIKE PLAYING A GAME CALLED TEAM FORTRESS TWO
HERE IS A PICTURE OF A BURNING SPY
>>145608765
That's a good picture.
Team Fortress 2 is a great game actually.
you wont win fur fag
what if only scalies turn me on
>>145609278
shut the fuck up bbb/xionxang
>>145609775
why aren't you banned yet for posting porn
how old is this mad guy
does he not know you can evade bans
is there a way to see who access rcon on a serveme.tf server? some guy somehow got it and fucked up a late night lobby that i had to close.
hey man this is a blue board come on!
dotsy isn't cute
tfw my friend is saying hl and 6s are unbalanced and real tf2 is on valve servers
>>145611265
Time to make new friends, anon.
plr nucleus
y/n
>>145611265
i have 2 digit IQ friends too
>/tf2g/ complains about valve servers are for scrubs
>doesnt provide a list of good community servers
makes you think doesnt it?
>>145611350
>>145611750
he says that hl and 6s are mods and the game wasn't intended to be played that way
idk how to refute him other than by saying that comp is a console setting, he doesn't even play comp and he says he's right
he also says that tracer isn't like the scout
>>145611916
>pubbing
makes you think doesnt it
>>145611916
Furry Pound gets mentioned often. Some guy here has a 24/7 tdm_hightower server, too. Community servers are basically dead nowadays, though.
plr Nucleus fixed
y/n??
>>145611927
the correct way to introduce someone to comp is showing AIRSHOTS dude
and cool fragmovies like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENruOrM01CQ
your gravelpit idea was cool
this one is not
just drop it
>>145612242
learn how to reply dumb shit
>>145612357
shit
forgot to save
>>145608582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7WH1yoBFno
TEAM FORTRESS TWO TEAM FORTRESS TEAM FORTRESS TWO TF2 TF2
tf2gfu
>>145612074
>not pubbing
>only playin one hour a day
makes u think that u are bad doesnt it
i love thw scout class class from team fortress number two
>>145613407
yeah i only play about 5 hours a week
somehow still better than u lol
>>145613473
I love the Scout, too. He's very good ingame and very likeable in the lore.
im going itIMPALE
human
would you rather have...
a quake mod in TF2
or a TF2 mod in quake 3 ?
>sniper with railgun and mg
>soldier with the q3 rocket launcher
>scout with shotty
>demo with grenade launcher
>medic with plasma gun instead of nailgun (closest thing)
they both sound awful
>>145612530
no thats shit
how do i get good at the loose cannon? is it still as good as when kaidus used it? for how long do i charge it ? im decent with pipes but loose canon is so different
>>145615343
underageb&
i would rather have team fortress: quake edition
200 health, medic or scout speed
nothing has a clip, takes ammo directly from reserve
weapons include:
scattergun
rocket launcher
grenade launcher
minigun without the speed penalty, much lower damage, and not as much fall off
needle gun with increased needle speed
a sniper rifle without the scope
and a knife that works like spy's knife, is the default melee weapon
>a knife that works like spy's knife
dont know if this would encourage people to move more or to just put their back to walls all the time
>mfw theres already a railgun mod
>mfw we will never find a server using it
melee fights are usually last reserve and never see any daylight anyways so why not put a weapon that is actually viable and interesting in melee fights?
>>145618157
yes
>>145618350
no
>>145618493
yes
>>145618597
and YOU are not me
>>145618642
and YOU ARE NOT ME
HOW DO I WIN HUMAN
>giving human attention
you're the reason tf2g is dead
>>145617848
>can 1 hit kill from the back
>interesting
man...
>>145619254
be 26dollarpic
>>145619554
its a lot more interesting than blindly swinging at an opponent hoping they don't have enough health to survive the hit
at least there is tricks and mastery to it
>>145620615
>no countin the damage you do to people
>in a fuckin quake mod
this is why no one trusts posters like you
>>145620757
in games with more than 3 people you cant possible count damage
i dont understand how spy's knife could ruin anything considering its the weakest of all weapons since its not ranged
also what the fuck does trust have to do with anything
stop memeing
>>145620615
but meele is the least interesting thing in the world
making a gimmick weapon and giving it to everyone would suck
that belongs more in medieval servers
when is the next update :e
never :m
i know right? hope the next update is coming very soon !!
>>145620996
you're truly a retard if you think that a quake like game mod isn't going to have several 1v1s
and your a bigger retard if you don't somehow understand the concept of other players dealing damage and counting that
for example
>im fighting a guy
>he gets hit by a rocket from another dude
woooooow soo hard
i want the next update so dark falkirk can be all class and i can wear it on classes that arent demoman
>>145621351
this isnt quake
this is still tf2
why wouldn't there be a dude running around with less than full health
and holy shit youre making such a big fucking deal out of melee like thats last resort my man
if youre caught off guard in a game with quake's pace you probably deserve to die anyways
TF2 Update for Never/Ever:
Gameplay:
>Class limits added to competitive
>2 for most classes
>1 for Medic
>Most unlockable weapons removed from competitive to further evaluate game balance
>All weapons will be gradually reimplemented over time
>Currently permitted weapons: All achievement weapons, Powerjack, Gloves of Running Urgently, Eviction Notice, and Crusader's Crossbow
Economy:
(Short version: Phase out weapon drops)
>Weapons no longer need to be found in order to be equipped, all weapons are now available in Normal (stock/white) quality
>All currently existing Unique (yellow) weapons available via random drop will expire in 6 months
>Modified (renamed, gifted, Uncraftable, etc.) weapons are exempt from this
>All premium players have been granted a Collector's Kit for a random drop weapon
>Drop system reworked: Weapons no longer drop, cosmetic drop rate significantly increased (obviously not to the same level at which weapons drop now)
>All future cosmetic drops are giftable, but untradable
>Non-cosmetic rare drops (Name Tags, Paint, etc.) are still tradable, but continue to drop at their original rate
>Removed all weapons from the Mann Co. Store
>Added a new crate to the Mann Co. Store containing Strange variants of all currently existing community weapons
>This crate costs $2.49 and does not require a key to unlock
>100% of the proceeds from the sales of the crate will be evenly distributed among the workshop artists for the weapons contained within
>Pricing of multiple item bundles adjusted to accomodate for the removal of weapons
>Removed the class starter pack bundles
>Existing bundles that contain weapons can still be opened to receive their unmodified contents
>Mann vs. Machine, Dueling Minigame, Secret Saxton, and Pile of Gifts now grant untradable cosmetics instead of regular weapon rewards (Mann vs. Machine rare hats remain tradable)
Thoughts?
>>145621702
it promotes hiding around corners to get cheeky kills on people
you aren't getting "caught off guard" your just getting gayed
and it wasn't in quake why add it in your gay retard mod?!?!
alright im done replying to bait for today
>>145621827
Fuck off.
>everyone hates your idea
>"wow looks like everyone posting bait 2day i hate these baiters"
lol
i know right how silly of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKzIv1CWqi8
post pottis
fuck u guys
>>145623262
why am i supposed to dislike froyo now
>>145623519
1. Because b4nny's an autist.
2. Because they're popular.
i am an autist too though so I relate
>FROYO phorofor
When did this happen?
i have no idea
If you could KILL all tf2gs irl right now including yourself would you do it?
You can't say no
Yes. Without hesitation.
post things that were made for you
>>145624221
Of course I can say no. No way I'm killing myself
>>145624589
>>145624669
thats fair
but i meant artwork
>>145624589
I have a lot but this one is my favorite.
>>145624589
>>145624883
your png looks like a jpg
I can see the artifacts and stuff
>>145621827
Meh
>>145625005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvKTOHVGNbg
>>145625846
https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
>>145625873
i never said i was you, sweetie
>>145625929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVhOPiM4mk
>DR spies who go straight for the health/ammo pack
>>145627080
Spies need hit points, too!
did the creator of cp_logjam really die? thats fucking sad i loved b18 and b20
>2 scouts and 1 soldier with an offclass
I could live with this meta.
>>145627761
honestly, id love to see teams offclass more, but in a smart way
for example engi defending 2nd could be super useful if the enemy team is running kritz, or just as a surprise
ive done that a couple times on gully and badlands and got great results
why does my hitsound not work? i downloaded it and put it in tf/custom/stuff/sound/ui and it still doesnt work (only silence instead of even stock hitsound)
Why do so many comp demomen run the booties over the grenade launcher? I thought the GL was one of the best weapons in game?
>>145629175
300 hp when buffed
but id rather have pipes
>>145629493
will a demo with bootes getting pocketed by a medic survive 3 pills in the face?
booties should be banned in 6s
daily reminder
>>145629947
yes because the medic heals 22 per second so even if he held left click and hit 3 pipes in a row the demo would still have a bit of health
also sometimes headshot on medic doesnt kill, i think this is if the tick where he gets shot is exactly the same than when he gets regen, seen it a couple times
>>145630131
ez
post it
>>145629094
Hitsound is a meme and a distraction from your surroundings. It's a good thing that it doesn't work, you don't need it anyways.
>>145629175
Because they're not good enough to use a grenade launcher. If they were good, they would own their opponents by playing with stock loadout. As a simple rule, the best loadouts are always the stock ones, except for very few cases (mediguns, crossbow, Pyro's melee and some Engi stuff).
>>145630609
that is your unpopular opinion
>>145630609
i like hitsound very much
it tells me
"you hit"
AND it is proven that people react to sounds faster than visuals
eitherway, maybe if im spamming pipes or long range stickies in the middle of action i cant look at what im shooting, and having the sound really helps to tell me 1.- if one enemy or more took my damage 2.- their approximate location
>>145630609
hitsound not only tells me if I hit, but depending on the pitch it tells me if I hit a direct pipe or not
http://logs.tf/1434421?highlight=76561198061040326
is this sniper a human being
am i ameizing
https://youtu.be/gFIp3K6fNHI
Holy kek
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/File:Genji_-_You_are_only_human.ogg?embedplayer=yes
dotsy isn't cute
>>145635229
I can't believe somebody put this much effort into this and expect it to make money.
https://youtu.be/dhTLDV9qPZ4
>>145634492
>407 hours
>plat sniper
>ridiculous logs
>profile says hes 14
alt for sure.
WHERE'S MY UPDAAAAAAAAYYYYTE????!?!!?
awoo
Sacks of putrid ass shit, where IS MY FUCKING UPDATE YOU NIIGGEEEEEERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What does it MEAN
>>145624589
How do i lobby now? I mean i not even logged.
im reining for you
/r/ing 9hp video
>>145640861
cheater lol
what is a 9hp video
Hey TF2G will you help fill out my favourite harvest server?
94.23.226.212:2055
a video with 9hp, obviously
idiot
>>145646628
who is that
what the fuck am i stupei
>>145635803
that's the funny thing, it is going to make money
in china
>>145647183
Yeah, I know....and it depresses me.
i fucking hate mei
sometimes i leave a game because the opposite team doesnt have a mei for me to kill
that's pretty autistic
d-do you like pretty autists?
>>145642825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxGVzgNWxE
>>145649023
I also hate Mei, but for other reasons.
>for other reasons
fucking say it idiot
i shouldn't even be telling you to say it why didn't you say it in your post why did you need someone to tell you to say it
>>145649797
I meant to attach an image but I forgot and I'm tired.
Anyway, because she has the worst character design in the game and she's a fatass.
I hate Roadhog as well.
oh well yes i agree with you
mei is a disgusting fatty
>>145649362
lol so thats 9 health
very very nice why isnt this listed
>>145649997
it's an exclusive underground meme
>>145650223
well thanks for letting me be part of this ebin underground meme dude
>>145650223
Post the BIG DICK one.
>>145650275
no
>>145624589
Does this count?
i was looking at old raffles i entered and why does copilot keep calling morwanneg babby sitter
who cares
its your fault for not having me as your tf2gfu idiot
>>145631001
>>145631485
Do you know that hitmarkers and pop-out dmg numbers do the same thing better and more reliably?
>>145624589
>dont watch anime
>do bad
>watch anime
>play better
um wtf dude.........
Update when?
shut the fuxk up
>>145652950tonight
>>145653087
How many times will you rewrite your comment without replying to me?
Also it's not bait.
as many times as my posts get deleted
and it's cheap bait
even the overwatch shill does it better than you
>Giving (You)s to baitposters
Post Scouts.
no don't
>>145652353
i want you to stay forever and ever because you are cute and i appreciate you
>>145654315
loadout posting killed tf2g
I get the %killername% thing with dx8 and rayshud, what do?
get a better hud
>>145656326
>dx8
>rayshud
There's no better HUD than Rays, though
>>145656326
i recommend flamehud
>>145656753
do you have anything else to say you meme spouting imbecile?
>>145656871
>not using the lastest Directx
>using custom huds
maybe he is a sad individual that desperately searches for some fun to be had, maybe you should be more loving and understanding towards him
http://www.strawpoll.me/10499359
post your HUDs
>>145657225
Rayshud is nice but i don't like the menu layout, everything feels too cluttered
>>145657225
flatlike your gf
>>145657225
>>145657225
eveHUD is simply the best. Love the class selection screen.
>>145657373
bf you mean
>>145657939
That makes me sad. I want to make you feel good.
>>145658323
Yes! Of course! You deserve to feel excellent!
>>145658652
>>145658339
>>145658720
Why?
>>145657225
i use frankenhud because i've used it for a long time and dotn want to change even tho it hasnt updated in months and is broken
>>145658768
he's an attentionwhore
>>145658852
New update never
>>145658871
yes human will never update
by update you mean mature, right?
>>145658786
You aren't worthless. To me, doubting that you deserve to feel good is proof that you are a good human being struggling to find purpose.
fuck me
[nearby noise of dick unzipping]
>>145623519
Always killing teams and has no mentor capabilities whatsoever even tho He likes to pretend
Also hes still in denial about cw carrying
>>145658776
>>145660430
What teams did he kill?
>>145656326
you are supposed to remove -dxlevel from launch options after the first launch with it
>>145651059
nah
the most reliable thing is hitsounds
>having to look at the crosshair or enemy to know if you hit
>>145659290
>>145658339
>>145658852
i opposite of opposite of hate you and your team fortress two general-fu
why are you drooling
What is the ugliest non free cosmetic in TF2?
My vote goes for Bombing Run.
>>145662669
hmmmm
id say
hmmmmm
really, anything that looks very different from the first 30 hats is ugly to me
>promotional items
>shit community designs
>>145662669
the free hats are some of the better hats
>>145659670
Palermo?
>>145663229
yephttp://palermo.blogsicilia.it/inferno-di-fuoco-a-palermo-ma-non-ci-sono-piu-autobotti/343633/
>>145663294
>http://palermo.blogsicilia.it/inferno-di-fuoco-a-palermo-ma-non-ci-sono-piu-autobotti/343633/
good luck buddy... how far is this from your home
>>145661204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo
>>145663009
Of course you would think that, you fucking bum. Get a fucking job
>>145663524
same zone as there>>145659670
but on other side of the road. im at my home with everything closed.
i
>>145659670
i hope your house burns down bond/indexer/freddy
>>145663882
thats an awful thing to say :l
>>145663781
>i
did he die
https://www.strawpoll.me/10500105
>>145663882
this board is for 18+
>>145663882
even if i die it dosen't change the fact thatyou waifu is shit
tfw no update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF3xCifQ290
>>145663009
>>145662805
Can we get opinions from non hipsters please and people that understand the difference between plural and singular?
>>145665875
i am not a hipster
a lot of the free hats are solid if you ignore the stigma against them
i also consider the spine skulls and juju free cosmetics because they were free for years
>>145665875
i can't think of a hat worse than the bombing run the moment so i agree with you
