Retro edition
>Stale Bread:
>>145412337
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
1st for my dreams will remain dreams
2nd for puchi
Kill-on-sight list (updated):
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>ARMY plauers
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone driving an Osiris
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone entering a Lazer (see: Anyone entering a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
4th for never
>>145562094
>why isnt gta 5 this big
Consoles
>>145562119
ps3/360 held them back but current gen could probably handle it.
>>145562094
>All of this empty space
If that empty space would actually be filled. then maybe
>>145562119
Bigger game doesnt mean better game
Fuck driving 20 minutes across the map, unless Rockstar decide to conveniently leave supersonic jets parked on every street corner
>>145562528
Because the map we have now is so great, right?
>>145562094
why would you even want a bigger map? Besides having some new places to explore in the long run it won't really benefit anyone.
The map already feels dead online with 32player lobbies.
>>145562528
>not enjoying comfy as fuck drives on the highways
What are you a faggot?
>>145562504
>>145562528
I think the new areas are a bit oversized compared to SA but the layout and shit is fucking amazing.
>>145562789
Divide it into quadrants and instance them after rescaling the new stuff down by like 30-40%.
Fuck, why not go for 64 players per quadrant? Modern hardware can easily do it, even the consoles shouldn't struggle.
>>145562929
Also this.
This would give planes and boats an actual use.
>>145562630
What it needs is more interior spaces, not more empty desert and forest.
Just Cause has a massive map, but it's bland and boring and requires a jet to get around.
>>145562504
>not wanting miles and miles of sand, dunes and mounts to test the limits of your vehicle
That's what that desert area under Sandy Shores should be.
post webms
>>145563092
>p2p 4x64 mp
yeah nah
>>145563393
>4x
It would be instanced, so 1x.
Each quadrant would be its own session.
>>145562094
>you will never operate inna sandy shores XL
why live?
Is there any point in having more than one warehouse?
>>145563807
avoiding cooldowns
>>145563807
Yes
>>145563807
Timers are per warehouse, so you can avoid those and keep doing missions instead of waiting.
>>145564039
>>145564125
Cooldowns are like 3 minutes though
>>145564198
3 minutes that you could have minions out there collecting crates for you.
>>145564234
>not doing it solo
>>145564331
>Not being a true CEO and forcing others to work for you while you do jack shit
treat your puchi well
>assistant tells me about a hot deal i should totally rub my dick on
>it's actually legit this time
>get to warehouse
>black screen
>"ok i'll wait"
>power cut because thunderstorm
fuck my shitty nigger life cunt cunt cuntcuntcunt
>>145565054
if it's any consolation, that black screen was probably an infinite one, the servers are fucking choking lately.
>securoserv based update
>no securoserv body armor
>no securoserv snacks
>no securoserv ammo
>>145565054
>roommate recently unemployed
>havent been able to shit in private
>cant crack open pieces of ass
you dont know shit about fuck
>>145563092
>Fuck, why not go for 64 players per quadrant? Modern hardware can easily do it, even the consoles shouldn't struggle.
Nigger have you played GTA? "Modern hardware" could handle thousands of players on a single server.
Rockstar can't into netcode though and they're literal jews that still unironically use P2P, 32 players barely works in this game.
Someone just blew up my titan with 111 crates in it.
I'm pissed.
>>145566535
gg no re
>>145564521
Should I feel bad at all for doing this?
Never actually tried before, don't know if it can start with me just dicking around in my office
>>145566535
Just close ports and try loading a public session, puts me in one by myself usually
>>145567335
I actually did, but didn't notice that they joined when I was in the middle of the delivery, then flew up in a hydra and buttfucked me
>>145567335
Doing a job like that seems risky completely solo, considering there can be NPC helicopters. You'd need to land the Titan and then shoot them down.
>>145567150
Dont feel bad, wagies that slave away dont have feelings
You dont have to leave the office at all for the work to start.
>>145567414
Try free aim lobbies
>>145567550
Isn't it free aim by default on PC?
>>145567414
Firewall UDP port 6672 both inbound and outbound, then join a new session. Literally impossible to join you.
>>145567661
Huh, didn't know of that. I was just pulling ethernet for 20-30 seconds to force a lobby drop.
>>145567806
This guide works, if you also do it for inbound.
https://imgur.com/a/3ju3z
>>145567601
>He doesn't even know what aim setting he's in
>>145569068
Never bothered to check, I play with KB+M anyway so doesn't really affect me.
Is it better to buy a warehouse close to your office or somewhere away from everything in industrial area?
>>145569246
I know you never bothered to check, that's why you look like an idiot.
>>145569321
Hey man, there's no reason to be insulting
>>145569263
I think having it nearby is convenient. Though you can just buy a high-end apartment near your office and start a heist for fast-travel even if it's far.
>>145569263
I'd look more for how accessible it is for helicopters and vans. The only time you need to travel between warehouse and office is if you have done a delivery, and then there's a cooldown for that warehouse.
>>145558357
Just read this now.
No prob, famalam.
cute, CUTE!
>>145563376
>>145571335
get out.
>>145570937
not cute at all
>>145571838
>kuruma
>>145571838
>its supposed to look like mettaton
No.
xth for honk, awoo, and 2x TXAA w/ 0.5 frame scaling at 800x600 16:9 ratio just a bit to 60 hz.
God, this playerbase is such garbage.
>>145572685
>console aiming
>>145570937
>>145571838
That thing looks gross
>>145570937
>>145571838
fuck off.
>>145573983
>You will never be her
>>145574141
you still play? I thought you where dead.
>>145574141
>her
>>145574467
>where
>>145574734
*were
>being bullied by my sempai
kill me already.
>>145574141
Why the fuck did you come back furfag?
>>145570937
>>145571838
Hey thanks
>>145576564
update
Lovin' the new batmobile
>>145577304
>people still doing fleeca
>>145577304
>yellow batmobile
the picnic
THE PICNIC
Just a heads up for those of you blocking ports to get easy crate missions, apparently people are starting to get banned for doing this so perhaps you should stop.
>>145578893
[citation needed]
>>145577304
the new car is already out?
>>145577464
>Not doing the best heist
>>145578893
>banning people for their firewall settings
oy vey goyim let me inject my hot code load into your tight little hard drive, OR ELSE
Higgus is a pedo.
>>145572685
>dollar wheels
>fedora
>aposematism secondary color
>>145561257
add DERP crew to this list
>in session alone
>2 DERP members join
>minding own business for 10 minutes
>votekicked mid-sightseer
fuck this gay earth.
>>145580259
>second one from the left
>second one from the right
Was the creator of this image really that starved for examples that he had to include those? What's so special about them?
>>145561257
>>Anyone driving an Osiris
>>Anyone operating a Savage
but why
>>145562094
Have a bigger one
I wouldn't mind gta 6 being that big but we would need to have fast travel option so when you are actually trying to get to places fast
I don't know what it is but I've always liked big open areas and that desert makes my dick diamonds exspecially that part that's ripped from mars picture(s) reminds me of mad max shit
and the swamp area would be fucking fantastic just to chill and hunt animals
>inb4 animals in online
let man have some hope in this shit world
>>145580543
Kill on sight list is a meme, I mean you should kill most of the people on the list but its a meme
It is a shame you can't ditch the basic pistol in your gun locker
>>145580543
>fast travel option so when you are actually trying to get to places fast
AIRPORTS
>>145580828
dropping it and buying a new one fixed that for me
>>145580828
Except you can, but I don't know why you would want to have that shitty cyanide pill animation.
>>145581103
Thanks, that worked.
>>145581581
Didn't have the option until I did what the person above you said.
>>145580828
Excellent
>>145580543
>Osirs
I bought couple Osiris' to launder hckerbux while back. I use it on deliveries to hit griefers with a bigger bill than my costs.
>you will never dress this /fa/ in-game or IRL
>>145580543
>all of what you said
yes please
Though fasttravel wouldn't really be needed, just make planes fly at actual speeds.
Las Venturas Expansion when ?
>>145583478
Never
>>145581581
>killing yourself
>>145584135
>dealing with shitty middle of nowhere spawns
>>145583232
>implying I'm not already /fa/
I don't post pics of my fits on 4chan tho. I always get a stalker.
>>145583232
>>145585310
shut the fuck up
>>145586605
make me, lmao hahaha got you good xD
>>145560527
late get for /GTAG/'s OTP
>>145580543
>Those green mountain ranges and the lakes in them
>that dam
>all those possible "easter eggs" they could hide in something like this
>just to chill and hunt animals
I want it too much
I need help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0zbnTCRwQ
>>145586906
Go get 'married' to Pea already, faggot.
>>145580828
Works on Xbone :^). Since it only hides it from the inventory as well you can still kill yourself with it.
>>145580487
he was probably fixated on the problem specs
higgus is a beta nu-male cuckold.
>>145572037
>when she look you dead in the eye while you suck and you blazed as fuck
>>145587487
>Lying on the internet
>>145587507
Problem specs? Like glasses? Those seem like some pretty average-ass glasses if so. Same deal.
>>145587761
>>145578893
honestly that'd be the last straw for me
i don't think i can go back to grinding pacstan
>>145588371
Goodbye then
Do we know how effective it is to report someone for "exploits" on PS4?
>>145586827
fuck off retard, holy Christ kill yourself.
>>145588458
>Reporting
>Doing anything
>tfw people realise you're a clumsy cunt and stop inviting you to heists
Good call, frankly.
>>145589354
i wanna smell your farts
>>145587285
>marrying a coalburner
>>145589354
It's okay to be clumsy. You just have to know how to laugh it off.
So can we have bandanas without the stupid snapback+hipster shades now?
>>145590115
Crafty is cute!
CUTE!
the tranny attention whoring in this thread is one of the many reasons GTAG is no better than IGN crew now.
pls add
Yoghurt4C
PC GTAGignore the shitter cars
>>145590249
Last I checked it was easy to get them off but you look like a retard under them
>>145590450
Shitty comparisons like this are one of many reasons why nobody will ever take you or your opinions seriously.
So is the Bullpup Rifle made crap by the drum mags for the other assault rifles?
>>145590497
but they're all shitter cars
>>145590249
yes.
>>145590497
Kicked from crew.
>>145590620
without glitching I mean.
>>145590596
that's why I'm asking
>>145590650
I demand a second chance
>>145590575
Fuck off tranny. Go ERP somewhere else.
>>145590776
no. thats too much fun.
>>145590910
Now you just look like a retard.
>>145590928
Are you fucking kidding me. I pulled >>145590249
straight off social club. R* continues to blow my mind.
Why does R* even bother patching glitches to keep the plate carrier+ hat-less bandana instead of just making them buying items.
>>145591003
I dont care what you think you stupid tranny. Fuck off.
>>145590798
CYKA BLYAT
>>145590497
>blew money on a Benny car and FMJ instead of a 10 car garage
>>145591385
devil's advocate, that's probably his pacific standard garage since there's a kuruma in there
question about buying different offices because i couldnt find it on any memeforums from google: can you purchase multiple offices or only own one? Also if buying a replacement office does it work as if you were swapping out apartments with the trade in discount?
>>145590497
Gotcha
I don't wanna see that kuruma outside of that garage.
>>145590594
yes, unfortunately
the carbine rifle is useful again though so it balances out
>>145591914
It's been collecting dust ever since I've stopped doing pacific standard runs
>tfw GTAO will never be as good as it could be because R* is too focused on creating a grind rather than making interesting content
>>145591713
only one
>>145591914
Also I'm rejecting every single current request to the crew just to clean up the manage crew page.
>>145591713
only one
you buy full price each time
if the base price of one office is higher than another, all you pay for is the view
Depending on how much you sell does sale price go above 16k per crate, in medium warehouse at least?
>>145589354
>tfw you fuck up because you're always looking sideways
>>145593183
Get cucked, kiddo
>>145592995
>that squad car in the back anticipating
>>145593183
>attacking an unarmed helicopter
do it again irl
anybody have a quick fix for this? It's been like this for 2 days now and I am signed in on the social club.
>>145593254
>he didn't link the right one.
>>145593560
You don't even know who Omar is, if you were in that session you would have done it yourself/
>>145594013
>Not knowing who Omar is
>it's a troubleshooting tells you to reinstall your drivers and restart your PC episode
>>145567150
You can't do it anymore unless you find some real retards.
One week in and people are already starting to realize being an associate is pointless.
>>145594439
>He doesn't reinstall his drivers and restart his PC every hour.
It's like you want completely unrelated issues to happen.
>>145594659
Is there any talk of Rockstar actually remedying this problem? I don't read any of their official outlets so I wouldn't know but it seems absolutely insane to me that they would leave absolutely no incentive for associates other than 5-10k every half hour. I mean, everyone everywhere has to be complaining about this, no?
>>145594148
nobody cares about that faggot
Mouzone was cooler
>>145583478
>expansion
They would be better off focusing on a bigger Las Venturas on its own in a separate game.
Anyone else disappointed with FMJ? It's engine sound feels so mismatched compared to what it draws inspiration from irl. I was expecting a much more guttural engine note rather than the high pitched one they went with.
post characters
Pls game
>>145595370
All this time and you still post this boring as shit "outfit"
>>145595370
>>145593673
Seems like you should check out their GTA Online Connection troubleshooting at http://rsg.mc/connect.
>>145591713
WHY IS YOUR SECRETARY HOTTER THAN MINE?
>>145595564
>No gun
Pussy.
>>145596172
say that to my face
>>145596240
I can't with that shitty mask on mate.
>>145596172
>Needing a gun to project your power
Omega as fuck
>>145596240
>he doesn't have a box magazine on his compact rifle
pffahahaha
>>145596390
You can't buy a box mag for the compact
>>145596172
Quickly, anon!
What's cooler? Saying "fuck you" or "I don't argue with dead men"?
>>145596454
drum, box, whatever you can and you didn't
>>145596519
Neither. "You're gonna be just like my soul" is far cooler.
do i really want the Bestia?
>>145596390
picture was before update
>>145596312
>red fox mask
>shit
'no'
>>145596454
you can buy a drum magazine tho and it's 100 rounds, literally no reason not to
>>145596573
>>145597121
drum mag isn't a box mag ;)
>>145596970
>furry mask
>not shit
Choose one.
>>145597239
t. airsoft helmet
So what's the go with Special Item purchases? I've gotten at least five calls and only the very first time was it legit. Every other time has been a waste of time flying to my office to see the same old crate selections.
>>145597239
disdain for plebs
>>145597232
Rockstar must have some sort of algorithm so ron always calls you at the worst fucking moments
>>145597740
For me it's always Martin calling to tell me I'm ignoring him.
>>145597740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HF_8yVCxBs&feature=youtu.be
r8 and h8
>>145598082
ant/10
Can we kick Pea already?
>>145597951
so very rude
>>145598310
No, it was part of the roleplay.
>>145598082
>wearing the special needs helmet
0/10
>>145598530
>roleplay
You guys are fucking autistic
>>145598530
I'll roleplay as a serial killer who only hunts down /gtag/ members but you can't kick me for crewkilling because i'm only roleplaying!!!!
>>145598760
Its a /vg/ general. Did you expect anything less?
>>145598958
gonna do this desu
>>145598958
Someone else has to agree the roleplay for that to be considered a valid excuse. Roleplaying a rape scenario doesn't fly in court if the other party never said yes.
So now that you can customize your weapon wheel, what are the best weapons to keep?
Pistol - AP Pistol (I assume that's the only one worth while.)
SMG/MG - Micro SMG + Combat MG (SMG just for a 2nd drive-by gun.)
AR - ? + Compact for driveby (I really favored the bullpup, but drum mags, what do.)
Sniper - Heavy/Marksman
Melee - ? (Bottle)
Shotguns - ? (I'd probably keep one for driveby on bikes)
Heavy - All
Grenades - Frag, Sticky, Proxy
I'm really new to GTAO PS4. Hoping to join this crew so I can actually get good and not get shit on by randoms.
>>145598958
And then everyone else will "roleplay" as people who gang up and fuck your ass every session you're ever in.
>>145599120
>micro SMG instead of the TEC-9
>heavy shitter rifle and marksman shitter rifle instead of silenced default sniper and heavy for taking down aircraft
>keeping all heavy weapons instead of getting rid of the fireworks launcher and GL
bad
>>145599120
>Micro SMG
pffffttttt
>>145591914
Kek, I rejected him once already because kuruma + russia.
>>145599120
>Pistol - AP Pistol (I assume that's the only one worth while.)
Revolver has its uses. Standard pistol for the suicide animation.
>SMG/MG - Micro SMG + Combat MG (SMG just for a 2nd drive-by gun.)
Why would you want another gun cluttering your in-vehicle weapon scrolling? It's inferior to the AP, get rid of that shit.
>AR - ? + Compact for driveby (I really favored the bullpup, but drum mags, what do.)
Something with a silencer maybe.
>Shotguns - ? (I'd probably keep one for driveby on bikes)
Assault. Always.
>>145599120
Could this list be any more wrong?
>all the higgus discussion on the discord
You poor, poor souls.
>>145599261
>>145599281
I does the TEC-9 get a drum mag now?
And why the default sniper?
I use the GL sometimes. ;_;
>>145599313
kick ezek then desu
more cancerous than any russian and a kuruma shitter
>>145599127
>Hoping to join this crew so I can actually get good
Hate to say it, but that's not happen. Best case scenario, they just carry your dead weight. You can't teach getting good.
>>145599430
>discord
Fuck off
>>145597409
>>145596970
LIEK TO HURT PPL XDDD LE EPIC HOTLINE SYNTHWAVE GOSLING MEME xDDD
Fucking kids.
>>145599373
That is why I'm asking anon.
>>145599317
Hasn't the Assault been nerfed to the death?
>>145599462
yes the tec has a drum mag
default sniper because having a sniper that doesn't get every cop in the city on your ass for attacking someone is nice, and heavy is for shitter that can't headshot but that's just my onion
>>145595370
>>145599620
Well that's good news about the tec-9.
I guess I just never have any trouble with cops when I'm shooting people with the heavy. And I never have much luck going for headshots vs BRBRBR lag.
>>145599535
>fucking kids
>he says as he spergs out over someone wearing something he doesn't like
hmmm.....
>want to use webm for retards but it requires microsoft .net framework 4.5 and I can't update my .net framework because the installation always fails and I can't figure out why
>>145595370
>>145599839
"Drive" is my favorite movie too xDDD I also liek to DRIVE the car and listen to NIGHTCALL and PERTUBATOR on my SELFRADIO xDDD
>>145599987
Thanks, StyleZeitgeist.
>>145598310
everyone expected this guy to do something of a sort. Oh, the plot twist.
>>145600149
:ok_hand:
>>145599501
Tell me why, open to discussion.
>>145599987
>tfw you will never build a less cancerous gtag with friendship and autism acceptance
if only gta wasn't normie tier as fuck
Post your comfy sleepers
Someone re:add to crew
SC:Tollu17Used to be in, but took a break fAm
>>145600408
Higgus is a pedo.
>>145599987
pure, unadulterated autism
>>145600461
You too, StyleZeitgest.
>>145600413
Forgot to add that I'm on PC aswell
>>145600413
Gotcha
>>145599313
We don't really filter people, we just kick them after they fuck up too much.Seriously the only requirement we have is post your name in this thread and you'll get accepted.
>>145600641
That's not me
>>145595370
this isn't what it looks like
>>145600035
u mad bro :P
>>145596751
>You're gonna be just like my soul
>Wait, what?
>I-it sounded cooler in my head...
>>145600343
well if you're gonna reject a request from someone cuz they're russian and own a kuruma that's only for use in pacific standard it's not really fair to allow a mexican who uses their kuruma for PVP to stay in
plus he's a discord shitter and attention whore enabler
>>145600870
Alright, roach.
>>145596751
what a fucking sophisticated villain you are
>>145599665
gay af
>>145599502
but we'll give it a try anyway because we're good people right
