Stronghold of the Faithful edition
Old thread >>145311494
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>tfw no mcharr husband to cuddle
Riathen Sucks T B H
>faithful femcharr wife
I like you too Calsi...
T. rikki
>>145530353
so drop your pants and show up around 6pm tomorrow
we'll be killing Xera, shouldn't be too hard
I'm going to fug all of you lewd stinky anons
>>145531658
HOPE/discord would be a more dull place without me, don't deny it. You shitpost about me because you love me
This thread is now a Riathen thread.
Also gkick lusster.
Who the fuck is Riathen lol
>>145532823
Me first.
>>145534076
Forget about Riathen - he is an ascalonian.
This thread is now mcharr themed.
>>145534083
not him but serious, who is riathen? is he another forced meme like florburz?
>>145534240
Without Gae this thread will never truly be mcharr themed
>tfw no femcharr wife
>tfw riathen only likes girls and wont be your gay lover
When you're standing at a secluded place waiting for world boss and then suddenly a top-tier qt 3.14 places herself RIGHT fucking next to you, just what exactly does she mean by that?
>Mfw they redesigned the white mantle standard
>It's literally black white and red now
>Le ebil intolerant nutzeehs wearing white robes
Stay classy anet
>>145534575
I'm one of HOPE's more active officers.
I post in the thread more regularly and I'm a likeable enough dude so people shitpost about me because they like me so much
>>145534076
Why would you gkick lusster?
>>145531120
>>145531120
>>145531120
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>145535196
There's only 2 active guilds that were posted here >>145535163
The NA guild you posted doesn't even recruit from /vg/, stop posting your troll list.
>>145535438
>he doesn't remember when HOPE bought out DORF
gkick florburz
gkick flunkky
>>145536734
officer florburz when?
>>145535012
gkick randy chuggs when?
gkick drosera
gkick rikki
>>145537074
REXXIE WHY
>>145531120
Why Anet reworked engineer's rifle 5 and rocket boots? Both abilities were so much fun before and now they are just meh. Too normal.
>>145537074
Rexxie I'd lick the cum off your fuzzy gut but c'mon man, there's a time and place for this shit.
I find it looks funny like \v\
>>145537287
fuck off flussi
gkick herbologist smokii
>>145537074
rexxie would you lewd a rattata?
How do i learn raids?
>>145537834
If you're in HOPE they sometimes do practice runs if you bug them enough after they do their experienced member clears. Just ask t b h they are really nice and explain a lot to newcomers who genuinely show interest.
>>145537651
No.
>>145537074
Reeeeeeeeported.
>>145538039
What about a posed-look anime girl with striped stockings?
In 2016, The Black Citadel Times wrote an article about the loneliest femcharr in the world. Scientists have been her since 2012 and they have discovered the problem:
She isn't like any other femcharr. Unlike all other femcharrs, she doesn't have friends. She doesn't have a family. She doesn't belong to any warband, pack or gang. She doesn't have a lover. She never had one. Her dances comes in various shapes and forms. But her squat is unlike any other femcharrs. It is unique - while the rest of her kind can perform squat half way down, she can do a perfect slav squat. You see, thats' precisely the problem. No other femcharr can compete with her. Every one of her desperate calls to get a lover remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And with every lonely squat, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her squats going deeper in despair as the years go by.
>>145538132
She is done for
>>145538482
>can't give vuncia a cuddle so she doesnt feel lonely anymore
>>145537247
People were apparently too irredeemably shit to land launch engi rifle 5, and rocket boots used to let people super jump while underwater.
>Both abilities were so much fun
Precisely the problem for anet.
Is the new wing fun
So the second raid will take place in those empty leftover spaces below or what
Now that the raid is complete, will LS3 be released soon?
>>145540783
There won't be a second raid.
>>145540783
>>145541152
the real question is how long before raids are replaced by something else.
like fractal raids
>yfw there are people itt rn who haven't cleared wing 3 already
>mfw saved the comfy anon cummies pic to possibly post in the future
who /169/ here
i think effie's discord paranoia is cute. He thinks people care enough to come spy on them and blackmail him.
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/lwd/Unrest-in-Kryta-Spoilers
WOW a bunch of fucking leaflet models
Truly the most dynamic and interactive mmo as of yet
How about adding those maps you never finished to the game instead anet
Is this worth the effort?
>>145531848
>>145529153
>>145529868
Your shitposts are kind of weird, anon...
>>145541756
He thinks his discord is blackmail material and not the literally autistic shit he has done in game and what he's messaged people?
Wow lol
>>145543625
30 minutes cooldown
>>145541152
i thought there will be 3 raids
>>145542235
Are they literally rehashing the War in Kryta content from GW1?
They aren't very original now, are they?
dead game
dead update
It's abs hour, boys.
>>145544985
Post Faeeq's superior abs.
my rat grew a dick wat do
>>145545029
throw it in the trash
femrats will always be more valuable than futarats
>>145545468
Yeeess, YEEEESSSS
>>145545157
Love is invaluable.
LOL i always knew the anet staff consisted only of faggots
>>145545736
Keep it sheathed, kiddo. I'm only passing through due to the patch.Seems like there's nothing to really talk about though so I'll leave yous to it.
Do the Legendary Bandit Executioners drop anything worthwhile or what?
Every group I see just fucks off like cowards.
>>145545157
That's a lie. Even from an economic standpoint, the futarat brings more to the table. See also: >>145545801
>>145544985
Futasura slipping into sleep, gripping a pillow close to her face as dawn peeks over the horizon
>>145546960
Stealth can be used for the first encounter's cave section, rejoice Thief/Engi mains.
Tiny femsura playing the big spoon, wrapping both legs around her futa wife while mumbling and squeezing her tighter as she negotiates a few more hours of rest.
>>145549168
>druid/ele main for raids now
>stuck on them forever because group lacks versatility
>thief and engi now full time idling characters
I hate this shit
>>145534939
>he thinks he's my husbando jzaku
>:(
>>145547358
>>145547358
Nah according to the wiki it's basically just bloodstone dust, a coin purse and some useless embellished white mantle badge trophy
They're just there for the arm of the light achievement i think
>>145549175
fuck off calsi
>>145548301
you do know futa can't know love, right? They only know the satisfaction of sexual release
futasura wife sick at work from all of the icecream she ate, only able to cope thinking it was from overeating a meal prepared by her old family
>>145551741
she might be lactose intolerant
is this game dead? asking because i kinda wanna play again
who watching effie from the shadows of discord here
>>145543694
seriously?
futasura wife crying at work but hiding it with her hand while refraining from sobbing and being heard or noticed
>>145546950
Deal with it, nu-male.
>>145552398
It's very much alive, at least EU servers are.
>>145551863
Probably is, it's really only Europeans humans that have lactose tolerance.
what's going on with the servers? They kick you out every now and then.
>>145549691
>main ele
>be the banner bitch for raids instead
>mfw can't be myself
Do fem charr's fluffy tail get hard when their excited?
>>145538482
>>145538826
please no...
Where can I sell guild wars 2 gold ?
>tfw no jaguar femcharr wife to hunt with
>tfw no six-armed femcharr wife to crush-hug you
PvP in a nutshell
>>145561454
>literal WoW mages and rogues, who would have thought
surprised there's no warriors
![[sobs].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wvYPTif.jpg "[sobs].jpg")
>>145556454
>want to play thief in raids but know it's just a bad ele with no group support
>>145558838
It's ok. The squats help me cope.I haven't been squatting much lately.
>tfw no squatfu wife
>tfw no wife
>buy for an item is 5s list is 20s
>buy a few stacks at 5 successfully
>go to sell
>sell about half
>some retard lists at 7
>a bunch of people jump on at 6s99c, 6s88c etc
is it really bots or are people just stupid? You shouldn't be allowed to use the TP unless you have the Golden title desu
fucking plebs ruin everything
>tfw no multiple horsecock nippled breasts multiple knotted barbed horsecocks multiple cunts macro hyper continuous precum centaur multihead multilimbs taur pregnant charr wife
>>145567447
carebear losers who actually play the game don't actually care, to them they are being economically smart by listing at 2s above the buy because they think it's more money than instantly selling but they ARE PvEer scum so they have the attention span of a female fly with ADD and so they want instant money and they ruin it for everyone else
So many huge gaps with high turn over have been closed almost instantly
It just takes one retard who's farmed for 10 hours because he has no girl friend or life to sell his stacks of autism tokens for less than the current list
>>145567447
>>145567796
Shalom
did you guys see what happened to molten cores?
>>145567447
>>145567796
It's a competition, who gets the money first wins, regardless of amount won
>tfw no mini femcharr wife
>tfw no maxi femcharr wife
>tfw your femcharr wife is the universe itself
>tfw your body is made up of trillions of femcharr wives
>tfw you are your own femcharr wife
>>145569910
Did the Waifu Broker ascend to godhood or something?
>>145569910
holy shit the answer was literally inside us all along
>tfw everything is just a femcharr wife's dream
>tfw you will never wake femcharr wife up
>tfw schrodinger's femcharr wife
>>145570586
>tfw the only way to wake up is to die
WAKE ME UP
>tfw there are infinitely many femcharr wives
>>145567447
You took a risk and lost.
>tfw there is only one 11-dimensional femcharr wife
>>145567447
>expecting a 400% difference in buy/sell to maintain itself
>>145572318
I love you
>tfw jacking off to interracial porn and imagining the black guys are charr and I'm the white girl
>>145572410
I appreciate your affection!
>futasuras crying in the cuckshed because they cant hope to compete with femcharrs
>>145569910
>we all are The Femcharr Wife
>tfw too many femcharr wives
>tfw one femcharr wife to rule them all, one femcharr wife to find them,
one femcharr wife to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
gkick brulent
gkick anon
I've not played GW2 after the changes in the skill system.
Has changed anything in this shithole?
>tfw no way to harness energy from femcharr wives
>>145573867
nope
I'm gonna cum inside of tfw anon
>tfw you will never massage rikki's breasts irl and take care of his wive's son
>>145574109
>tfw my butthole isn't ready and I'm >tfw-ing from a shitty laptop, far away from home
>>145574105
Thanks I'm out again.
Peace.
>tfw no femcharr wife to make her scream when making love
>tfw no femcharr wife to hold hands with
>tfw no femcharr wife
>tfw no chubby femcharr wife to use as a pillow
>tfw no big muscular femcharr wife
>tfw no imaginary femcharr wife to cling to until your mental sanity shrivels up and dies
>tfw no furless femcharr wife
Tfw anon just relax... You're just gonna end up hurting yourself with this spam..
Lusster gkick fucking when?
Who is lusster lol...
Gkick Florburz
CLG give me your gold, slut.
Also gkick Florburz
Florburz is the most annoying person in HOPE.
Prove me wrong.
>tfw no femcharr wife guild master to gkick people together
>>145576305
Randy Chuggs talking about novamin and centrelink is almost like the new marblemaid with how annoying he is
>>145576353
Shut the fuck up Florburz. You should use a trip/name so I can filter you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4nskex/pride_march_tyria/
Why are you doing this?
>tfw angry femcharr wife eats you
>>145576503
You should stop begging people for ways to cheat your centrelink appointments you fucking drongo cunt.
I take Randy Chuggs over Florburz T B H
>tfw no florburz femcharr replica
>annoying fag like florburz is still in the guild
>BUT marblemaid is kicked
I don't like this.
>tfw no femcharr wife to ride bicycles together through the woods
Invite back Marbemaid
Gkick Florburz
>tfw no femcharr wife to massage her feet and retract her claws by pressing the pawpads
>tfw no femcharr wife to draw tribal patterns on her horns
>>145576639
The real question is will /gw2g/ go ruin it?
Gkick Florburz.
Remove Florburz.
>tfw no femcharr wife to make her breakfast every morning
>>145578810
>>145577739
>>145578053
>>145578604
What the fuck is wrong with you shut in weirdos?
No wonder this channel is visited by almost noone.
>>145575969
What's wrong with Lusster? I think she's cute.
>>145579142
you really haven't seen the second to last thread where tfwanon tfw'd 100 times
>>145579248
Lusster is a menace to society!
>tfw no femcharr wife to kiss her softly on the nose
Futasura insides tangling into burning knots as she longs deeply for love
>>145579932
Futas are gross. I just wanna stick my dick in a regular cis femsura.
>tfw no femcharr wife to let me play with her dewclaws
>Leveling my first character
>Level 25-35 area
>First 2 hearts were 26 and now every single one I find is 29 or higher
What the hell. Fighting level 30's takes forever as a level 25
>>145580749
>tfw no femcharr wife wearing gundyr's armor to slay the lords and cinder and kindle the kiln of the first flame together
>tfw no femcharr dancer of the boreal valley wife
>florburz mentioned in the thread
>too busy working to shitpost about myself
>>145581139
Don't think a Charr could wear Gundyr's armor.
If she did, it would look pretty terrible because of the human face on it.
>>145580749
just be 5+ levels above the zone level requirement and it's easy
>>145581747
forgot about the horrible clipping issues
Should i make a thief? I really like the color layout of the skillset UI
Also i like dodging with my warrior so the acrobatics thing looks kinda nice
>>145554183
>>145554183
Literally kys
I haven't played since launch - is it worth coming back to?
>>145582307
you can always reinstall the game and see for yourself but I'd say it's no worth it
>>145582427
its a big enough download that I thought it would be worth just asking
>>145582307
Yes it is. Just play around at 80 before buying the expac.
>>145582307
It's not fun if you're playing alone.
>>145582067
Thief doesn't really bring anything to the table in pve. If you pvp you will be a roamer in WvW and in spvp you will be a +1 to fights and a decap slut
our bunker always gives me cummies when I do a good job decapping every match
>tfw no femcharr wife to cuddle yourselves to sleep
I'm playing scrapper in ladder. If I take the condi cleanse option, I get CC combo'd and then condi shredded. If I take the stab option, I get condi shredded straight up. Wat do?
>>145587817
Dodge.
>>145588149
I do, but if I only have so many.
>>145588374
You sound like you suck at scrapper. You have so many reflects and defensive options that you shouldn't be dying. Stop blowing all your cool downs and space them out.
>>145588673
Projectiles aren't the problem, unblockable CC and condition effects are.
>>145589189
Literally learn to dodge
>futasura red from anger and jealously because femcharr has more nips than it
Four hours until I suck Riathen's dick! Whether he likes it or not!
>Riathen will never plow you while you wear his aviators
When I'd anet up at e3 is it happening
Riathen is the one making all the Riathen shitposts. Coordinated on HOPEcord. Forcing themselves as memes.
>>145590847
I don't think they're announcing anything. They're just there to give out merchandise and do general advertisement last I heard.
I miss forcing Whisper me for ERPDrosera Korruptiaas a meme
>this gen's fascination for female charr
>cow bitch with no tits and cat fur
why? why do furries still exist in 2016? going out to get crack is healthier for your life because you get to go outside atleast. when you're a furry you willingly embrace your mental disability and that's not how you get ahead in life you furry dogkin zoofucking diaperfur middle age crisis loving bald cat molesters
>>145592550
Isn't there some tribute you should made today, mad papa?
>>145592550
I understand for femcharr.
Mcharr are a different case though.
Is there a single rat that can even compete with squatfu's beauty? I dare you ratfags to post something that can even come close to her
Maguuma is fun!
>>145593931
The sharp curve of her beak.. the golden shimmer of her eyes..
>>145593931
>rats can ever be better than charr
>>145594830
>this armor
I can read "kill me" on that face.
i've got to ask because i'm genuinely curious - what's the appeal for rats and cats? i don't really understand what makes them attractive outside of the fact that shitposting about them is fodder for this general
>>145593931
>charr can ever be better than rats
>>145582307
since you don't have HoT play around with it for a while and see if you think you'd wanna pick it up again. there's an adequate amount of stuff for people who don't have the xpac but most of the newer content is for people that do.
what should i name my female rat engineer who is being forced to rename for some reason
>>145595026
you're not actually genuinely curious and you're only baiting to shit up the thread more
>>145595282
Richard
>>145595282
Lotti
>>145595484Mew can't learn crabhammer.
>>145592550
You could at least try next time anon.
>>145595334
not really, i'm honestly curious. to me i can see playing them from a fantasy aspect because it's a fantasy based game but people want to fuck cats and rats and claim they aren't furries. if you want to explain it, go ahead
>>145595816
I want to fuck cats and I admit to being a furry, what's the problem
>>145595919
I think they mean people who want to fuck cats and still say they're not furries. You're not relevant to the question
>>145595484
that's my dads name
everyone calls him dick
>>145595816
I never saw the appeal in playing a human race in any mmo. I usually pick the most outlandish race in mmos for flavor as they usually have a special focus on their lore. I never pick the token tiny race though.
>>145596043
literally no one denies that they're furry if they want to fuck cats
on the other hand, people who want to fuck rats are always in denial that they're not pedophiles and furries
>>145593931
Rikki and Calsi are both cuter and better memes honestly.
>>145596335
>vomit and potato graphics are better memes
out of all the rats you had to pick from, you chose the two worst
tfw no anet employee bf to give you the hottest new leak
>>145596490
Why are you jealous? Squatfu is one of the worst femcharrs in the thread. Not hard to beat it when the bar is set that low.
>>145593931
>you will never see squatfu post again
>>145596490
I'm not potato graphics anymore! Maybe corn resolution, but these graphics are maxed out!
>>145595282
Boobi
god i wish calsi and rikki would let me spitroast them already
>>145597169
cat posters are on 4k with reshade to enhance images, you cant even get to 1080p
>>145597382
Who cares if you're at 4K when your cats look like watered-down shit? It's wasted effort.
>>145597382
Still not potato!
Calsi........
>>145599000
where?
>>145599000
Nice trips
>>145599151
nice squat
>tfw in the middle of your ERP and she says "brb need to make lunch for my husband and son"
wew lad
>>145599906
Was he cute at least?
>>145599906
>tfw he says his wife walked in
This guy slithers into the club and siphons the ley-energy from your gf's ass saying "Who dares defy my eternal will?"
What do you do?
>>145599151
why are you so worried? is calsi going to beat you up?
>>145600610
get away while you can..........
>>145600687
WHO DID THIS.
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
>>145594830
>2
But it was only one outfit...
