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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

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first for mercy
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Why is Roadhog so much fun?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gkDeUuwS9Q

Overwatch is FINISHED
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mei is fat

faaaaaat
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WHO /dangerzone/ HERE?
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Post cute D.va cosplay
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Execute every player who came from a MOBA background

Literally worse than the TF2 fags, CS:GO fags and WoWfags combined
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IT'S OVER

OVERWATCH IS FINISHED

ALL HAIL OUR NEW CHINESE OVERLORDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gkDeUuwS9Q
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>>145462782
its still 6/14 here in my time zone, and im supposed to be 12 hours ahead of ameristan, so why am i not able to connect to the battlenet servers, isnt it supposed to be tomorrow, even for me?
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>>145462847
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>>145462847
>marshmallow girl
>D va
Pick one
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>tfw I got you in my sights
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>>145462847

dva is fat

faaaaaat
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>>145462890
7:00 am PDT, so it started 45mins ago
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>>145462847
TIME TO RAISE MY BMI
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>Opening lootboxes now
>before the first wave of cosmetics arrive and the stuff there will be 100 times better than what we have now

It will be loads fancier and prettier, check out early LoL/Dota2 cosmetics compared to new ones
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>>145462801
sleep tight reaper
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>>145462923
Ayo hol up
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>>145462856
>stop playing games that I don't like!
>stop liking popular things!
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>>145462847
You first.
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>>145462876
I am actually amazed how quick they managed to whip this up in an actually somewhat believeable extent.
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Oh the sweet sweet irony
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>>145462801
sleep tight reaper.
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>team is shit
>dole out avoids to my team and prefers to the enemy team at the end of the round
>re-queue
>team was shit again
>move to dole out avoids and prefers at end of the round again
>it's the EXACT fucking same people on my team and the enemy's as before
So what does this setting even do?
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>>145462969
It's not about the games, it's about the attitude mobashits bring with them
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>>145462876
I feel Blizzard should buy China and turn the Reaper and Reinhardt into skins.
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>>145462856
Where did you come from then
Are you some moralizing quakefag
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>>145462947
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>>145462923
>tfw ive got jews in my sights
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Combine Reaper and Reinhardt

1/2 the DPS of sentry form
1000 health shield when you're not shootign

done
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>>145462947
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>>145462947
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>>145463006
>wow someone was mean to me and called me out for being bad at the video game :( :( :(
>they must play a game i don't like because no one else would ever talk trash to me!!!
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>>145462969
it has nothing to do with the games, it has to do with
>muh winrate, whats ur winrate bro
>our team lost and it was EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT BUT MINE

In other games if you want to win you fucking play harder and get better, in mobashits you just come up with excuses "teammates picked bad heroes, can't play, feed enemy, etc. etc. etc."

learn to shoot, goddamn
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>>145463103
DELETE THIS
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>>145462995
I fucking hate seeing that portrait, you know its going to be a shit game and that the Hanzo player is a mentally retarded chimp.
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>>145462820
Right here m8
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>>145463002
Don't fall for the Jewish tricks.
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>Select hero
>proceed to obliterate everything in your path

QUICK- what's her/his name?

Trashmouse for me, this fucker scorches the earth and everything that steps to me.
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>want to have a victory or at least a good close match
>lose

>try to join another game
>blizzard is having a maintenance session, bye!

god dammit blizzard you maintain at the worst times.
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>>145462801
sleep tight reaper
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>>145463006
>le epic mercy avatar spamming faggot

>whining about cancer fanbases


wew lad
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>>145463143
Every hero i play

Did you think i was bad or something
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>get raindancer skin
>pick pharah
>make it rain
>15 kill streak
>3 gold medals
>0 votes
>they all go to the symmetra who made the board with 8 teleports

at least I still have my skin
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>>145462876

>those hp totals

t.Reaper
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>>145462995
>picking on snipers

It's like "blame your teammates 101", of course it's easy to blame snipers for being shit, they aren't completely deleting the other team with every shot so they're not doing their job.

Nobody ever gives Reinhardts shit for being terrible even though 99% of the time Reinhardt is an absolutely worthless pick and only benefits the other team

>j...just shoot behind my shield guys
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>Hitboxes are effing massive
>Huge boon for Hanzo
>Play him
>Can't hit shit

I just cannot get the feel down for his arrow arcing.
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>>145463113
learn to stop being a whiny fucking crybaby faggot
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>>145462801
sleep tight reaper
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>>145463259
I don't think the blue and yellow health actually do anything though
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>it's a "teammates picking Torbjorn and Symmetra on Attack" episode
>this episode constantly airs despite the plot making no fucking sense
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>>145463270
oh the irony
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>>145463264
Its easy picking on snipers when they always fucking miss every shot ever
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>>145463143
Roadhog. Assassinations everywhere. Once they fix his hook pulling people to the wrong continent altogether I will be actually unstoppable.

Though my Widowmaker is pretty destructive.
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>>145463270
You have no idea how funny your post is.
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>>145463143
Roadhog comes to mind, if you get someone to play mercy they literally get a free resurrection every minute
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DIE
DIE
D- HOL UP

Balanced
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>>145463143
Pharah.
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>went home early from work

>whoah baby time for some overwatch


>its patch day


; (
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>>145463196
there's gotta be that ONE hero that stands out, anon. I'm not talkin mains. I'm talking numbers and gold medals. Who do you stand out with?
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>>145463264

seriously though hanzo please switch
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>>145463371
>Pull a Tracer after blink mid-air by sheer luck
>lands behind me
>falls off the map
BWAHAHAHA
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>>145463354
Sure but just saying "heh, I can recognize a bad sniper" doesn't make you special. Everyone is bad at lower levels. There are bad snipers and bad healers and bad tanks but snipers get all the shit.

If you pick Reinhardt and are not immediately using your microphone I am avoiding you the entire match because you only exist to trick your team into taking tons of damage they would normally just dodge.
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>>145463321
Torbjorn at least has utility in armor packs, an okay ult, and a good weapon. The curry autist, however...
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>try playing KotH
>idiot Reinhardt does the idiot Rienhardt shuffle
>call him an idiot for having his shield up the entire fucking time
>he calls everyone else an idiot for not getting behind his shield
>it's KotH and he's nowhere near the point
>join another match
>KotH again
>another Reintard doing the same thing
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>Reinhardt charging in his metal suit of armor
>EASY
>Right click roll Right click
>URGH
My skills are becoming too much even for me
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>>145462820
yo
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>>145463143
WasteRodent as well

>Steal POTG from friend who mains Zarya
>Literally every time.
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>>145462801
sleep tight reaper
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>>145463454
Trashmouse i think
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>>145463271
get rid of the last panel and add "bollocks" into the new last panel and it's gold

or just have it stop after she timeports out and stares at them.

there's two sweet spots and that artist missed both
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>>145463271
>widows butt is out of frame

explain this shit
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>>145463143
Pharah

Tribes days are finally paying off
>tfw no inheritance
Feels so wrong
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>>145463465
I started to really appreciate his laugh after a Streetpig saved my ass and everyone else's on Dorado, really.
>team clumped up
>damage boosting a Soldier
>Lucio kinda messing around in enemy backlines with our Reaper
>hear RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>oh god no
>BLAM
>BWAHAHA
>Roadhog jumps on the payload and eats his ham
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>>145463463
nah, the only class I could possibly switch from Hanzo to that would help would be some sort of cartographer class, so I can draw you a map to the fucking payload so you can stand on it once this match
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>>145463336
>>145463373
not every moba/CSGO player cries about their team.

unlike you, who is crying about getting whiners/mobashitters on your team. strong irony. Kill yourself
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>>145462801
sleep tight reaper
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Meanwhile in tumbleweed general : >>145452596
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pls stop healing me mercy i'm holding m2 on the payload with a harmony orb
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>>145462813
KEK
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>>145463508

the last time i played mccree is apologized to the enemy team for doing so
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>>145463560
>Why doesn't this comic conform to my specific taste
>>145463626
>I'm not whining! Kill yourself for not liking people like me!
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>>145463143
Pharah
I get more fanmail than the Mccree or Widowmaker in my team
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how are people playing on twitch?
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>join match
>healer sucks
>can't tell them to switch because mobas have ruined anyone being able to say anything in chat ever
>have to go healer and hope they switch
>they don't
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>>145462847
why do they sell that suit in that size
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>>145463143

Mei honestly, once I learned how to aim that M2 I just shut down entire flanks until they come to 4v1 me for the rest of the match
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>>145463662

i hope you don't expect brain activity from a mercy

>>145463721

usually with a mercy inserted directly up their anus
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>>145463721
servers are fine in eu
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>>145463726
>because mobas have ruined anyone being able to say anything in chat ever

are mobas your gamergate or republicans or something? does anything bad in your life NOT caused by MOBAs?
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>>145463726
>blaming you being a non-confrontational pussy on mobas
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>>145463652
Kill yourself. Nobody is going to back up your childish shitposting.
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>>145463726
Why aren't you playing Lucio in every game in every situation ever
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hmm
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>>145463321
>he doesn't want a teleporter on attack
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>>145463268
Hanzo's about timing and pre-firing. He's like, the hardest hero in the game bar Genji. You have to play him like a sniper and a DPS at the same time, but if you're on your game you end up being Soldier 76 with no damage falloff. Also, scattershot is way more hilarious than helix rockets. Oh but you'll also have entire teamfights where you don't hit shit. The pros complain about that in particular.

You don't have to aim too far down unless you're countersniping Widowmaker, as a general rule. Arrow fires from your belly button though, so aiming slightly high is a good idea. Prefiring is the key, you need to learn good pieces of cover on the maps and try to predict where the enemy will come into view so that you can one-shot them and give a dank killcam of you firing a random arrow and staring at the wall. It looks retarded, it feels retarded, but it's probably the thing that takes longest to master besides headshots on Genji shurikens.

You'll also find out that there's little curbs and bumps in the ground on certain maps that'll make your scatter shot go a completely different direction than it's supposed to.
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Nothing like the rush of hunting people down and killing em. I mean my hearts beating, my hands are shaking, but I'm still shooting. It's like boom headshot, boom headshot, BOOM HEADSHOT!
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>>145463795

as you can see, they don't
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>>145463721
EU maintenance is on Wednesday.
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Post mains
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>>145463840
Best webm, right up there with this one
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>>145463726
>boss doesn't include 30 of my work hours on my paycheck
>can't say anything about it because mobas ruined everything
>go hungry and get evicted
FUCKING MOBAS
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>>145463840
>implying Lucio wouldn't have been hit with a headshot while running around like that

Hitboxes in this game are so whack, he merely needed to pull the fucking trigger. Lucio can't dodge that.
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>>145463821
oh, no. I love confrontation. That's why I -know- telling your healer that they suck makes your screen explode with salty chat messages.
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>>145463840
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why are there no streamers who are actually good at the game
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When is Mercy getting any good skins?
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>>145463924

calm down reyes
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>>145464020
They're way better than you, you're just too retarded to see your own flaws, it's a common problem with this game's playerbase
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>>145463948
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>>145464020
Because they're all twitch e-celebs who are paid by Blizzard to prop out their doa game.
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>>145464018
>That Symmetra winrate
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>>145462923
>I've got you in my thighs
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How to spot a mobabby:

>emote spam
>wants perfect team comps
>refers to "mains" in a game that lets you switch character mid game
>"this _______"
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>>145463816
Retards and assholes exist in every game. MMOs showed that, ASSFAGGOTS were built on top of that.

Could you imagine gaming without League of Lesbians or DotA poisoning it?
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>>145463721
Servers have been up for me in the US
Dunno what the problem is
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>>145464020
because the actually good ones are playing with their team/friends and don't want to worry about streaming
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>>145464062
it's common with every online game
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>>145463950
I'm partial to the tracer one whre she backs up to the wall.
I don't have it though :'(
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>>145464106
people emote spam in mobas?
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>>145464020
the only good people who can steam on any games are either MLG pros, career speedrunners, career PVPers and people who can actually pull of comedic commentary.


literally everyone else is as boring as watching a stranger play bad-to-decent at a game while sometimes replying to chat spam
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>>145464106

It's better to play one character well than twenty one characters poorly. It's the same in every sport ever. There are designated roles and you should only be good at one of them.
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>>145463526
>hooly
>dooly
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>>145464080
from that pic i genuinely can't tell if you think it's good or not.
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>>145464185
>No nothing
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>>145464185
>No Nothing
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>>145464106
oh no someone plays a game i play but they also play another game i do not play

time to have an autistic fit on 4chan
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>>145463948
k
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>>145464191
oh yes
Get Back!
Get Back!
Get Back!
Get Back!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
Well Played!
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>>145463950
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>>145462801
sleep tight reaper
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>>145463968
>Mugger takes my wallet
>Can't call the police because MOBAs
>Get identity stolen, can't pay bills, go homeless
>Wife takes kids and goes back to her mother's house, can't explain myself
Fucking MOBAs
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>>145464142
again, is there ANYTHING in your life that you dont blame on mobas?
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>>145464283
go play for 200 hours to unlock a new hero, I hear there are some fun ones on rotation this week
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>tfw you've started to report and avoid every symmetra picker
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D.Va is for _____
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>>145463713
>>Why doesn't this comic conform to my specific taste
He's right, though. It's basic comedy timing.
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>>145464369
buffs
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>>145464229
>it's like this in real life therefore you should dedicate your gaming life to one character

t. mobabby
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>>145464229
but it's even better to play twenty characters decently than play one well and 19 poorly.
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>>145464334
>symmetra on defense is bad

lmao enjoy walking to the objective
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>>145463992
Lucio's hitboxes are completely incomprehensible desu
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>>145464369
Anal
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>>145464369

Reporting
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>>145464369
being better than you ever will.
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>>145464197
As far as Overwatch goes, I don't really know why you'd want to watch anyone other than seagull. Consistently plays with a full team (but probably wouldn't bitch about solo q'ing, either), actually gives helpful advice about how to play characters, is extremely good and fun to watch play, and isn't as nearly as cancerous as other streamers when it comes to reading off subs and donations.
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>>145464369
Rape
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>>145463915
I guess I'll just wait for Sombra to come out for a proper team-oriented Sniper.
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>>145464369
>d.va's signature dorito sponsored flavor is

>classic salt
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>>145464369
emote spam
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>>145464403

>Complains nobody on their team wants to play a tank or reind
>They choose to play Symmetra instead of a healer

I'd rather just have 4 hanzos if I have a Symmetra on my team desu
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It's another KoTH with at least 1 Lucio on each side again episode.

I can't decide which no brainer support i hate more. Lucio or Mercy.
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>>145464369
ignoring because she's weak as shit.
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>>145464283
Found the mobabby
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>>145464243
It's great.
Keep up the good work teleporter person
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>>145464280
What did he see?
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>>145464369
having fun!
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>>145464497
literally who
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WHY CAN'T I CONNECT TO BATTLE.NET


AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>145462876
>literally widowmaker
>literally bastion
>ripping off animations
this is beautiful in all the wrong ways
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>>145463968
>>145464312
kek
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>>145464398
>>145464393

No. Being a jack of all trades doesn't help anybody. It's simple Platonian theory here. Remember in Plato's Republic where he defined his ideal society, in which people only had one role so that they could do it well vs being a jack of all trades and just being "okay".

Fucking hell guys, this is common knowledge.
I'd rather have a great sniper than a "decent" Mercy.
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>be d.va on payload defense
>enemy team has a reinhardt
>decide to bully him by shooting him from behind, spamming his shields to bait him, throwing him off the payload and away from his team, boosting into him whenever he charges at someone from my team to throw him off course and melt him whenever he lands somewhere where his team cant help him
>at some point i boost a nuke at him and he manages to stop it with his ult, but our roadhog pulls him before he can get his shield back up
>he eventually becomes more and more desparate whenever he sees me near
>then when one of his teammates destroys my mecha and he sees me retreating behind my team so he immediately jumps from the payload, charges in my direction, ignores my team shooting at him from behind and ults me just to get pulled back by our roadhog
That guy must have been mad as fuck.
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>>145464547

your mom
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Hey flankers, sometimes it's fine to walk straight to the fight or straight on the objective

There is literally a 5v5 fight 10 feet in front of you, you don't have to start ninja rolling down some side path and hopping up walls trying not to be seen, we already know where the fuck everyone is

Walk like 5 seconds up to the objective and start shooting people, there is no reason to take a 30 second path right now, fuck, what is wrong with you
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>>145464480
wait until you play a match on my team
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>>145464547
jojo fanfics
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>>145463715
Mecha Pharah is cute!
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>>145464483
>mfw comboing lucios and mercies as roadhog with my hook+melee+shotgun blast


>mfw i am the apocalypse
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>>145464608
My moms cute asshole
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>>145464591
your argument is applicable to full groups, but not pubs. If you solo queue a lot you need to be decently skilled in at least one hero for each role unless you plan on just leaving a lot of games.
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>>145464480
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>>145464607
>reinhardt tries to kill me and himself by pushing me off the map
>free myself in the last moment
>activate boosters and survive
>he falls to his death
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>>145464591
>hey Pharah they have too many shields and snipers, you're getting shut down
>you're our offense class so maybe try Reaper, he's good against all of their shit

>ummm okay reaper
>let's see, what does his E do? lemme read the tooltips
>okay I think I got this
>hmmm okay he has these shotguns
>can I just play Pharah? I don't care if they're countering me and shutting me down, she's my main
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>>145464190
Anyone have this?
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>>145464552
The cutest of all of Blizzard's shills, silly.
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>>145463143
When in doubt, soldier it out.

You would be surprised how much you can carry shitters. Heal teammates too. At least they will soak up bullets while you obliterate the enemy team.
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>>145464637
>no medals
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>>145464607
>getting mad at a useless hero

lmao
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>>145464497
So?
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>>145464312
>>145463968
>wife flirting with another man
>can't say anything because mobas
>she fucks a new guy every weekend while I take care of her son
>now live my life as a broken shell of a man
fucking mobababbies
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Should I get pc version for kb+m controls of ps4 version if 2 of my friends play it on ps4?

Which characters are more powerful on ps4 due to using controllers?
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reminder, if you can't widow and shut down the entire enemy team you're dogshit at this game.

i dont usually play widow, but when my shitty teammates trigger me i'll switch to widow even if we have one and a hanzo to win the game.
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>>145464483
>another fucking koth map with an enemy lucio
>pick junkrat
>wreck shit up
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>>145464759

Hard counters don't exist in the game.
If she were great at her role than she'd find a way around it.
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>>145464473
Widowmaker can be a team player if you can actually play her well, zone areas instead of going for meme plays, use ult correctly, "remember" that she has "venom mines" that do "75 damage in AOE" and are "very good in chokepoints", use the SMG in close fights to give some extra power, and in general not act like a greedy piece of human garbage.

Zenyatta is also pretty much a sniper already, just don't say it out loud too often. 200 health incoming, probably. I mean he had 200 health before, imo the balance issues were around his orbs not requiring line of sight and Blizzard can probably figure that out.
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>>145464798
literally this image
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>>145464637

>Zero medals
>9 deaths
>Sentry kills from people who are mouth breather retarded

Literally would never queue with. I'd rather have a Lucio or Mercy or even a Zen in every situation
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>>145464591
you are talking like it takes years to learn how to play reaper instead of tracer
When we have 3 winston's jumping on our asses giving us the dick we don't need you getting shocked to death in 2 seconds because you want to main a character in a game based on switching characters
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>>145463169
It's almost like they didn't announce this 2 days ago with actual times.
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>>145464797
Not So, it's Soe.
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>>145464062
no they really aren't, everyone currently sitting at a thousand viewers or more is much worse than me

taimou is better than me though, didn't see him because for some reason, he's only sitting at 450
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>>145462951
Pretty sure saving your boxes won't give you the new cosmetics.
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>>145464807
>Which characters are more powerful on ps4 due to using controllers?
the ones with auto aim. Torb's turret especially.
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>>145464856
why do you have cuckold porn saved on your computer
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>>145463113
You've forgotten the worst.

>I main [characters name]
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Tried mcree last night
>flash+fth usually missed and got me killer
>stay midrange
>headshotting everyone with normal shot
?????
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>>145464842

That's wrong because Widowmaker hardcounters everyone.
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>>145464863
sucks you can't choose what your teammates pick lmao
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>>145464842
>Hard counters don't exist in the game
Yeah just find a way to outplay that reaper as winston
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>tfw play Zarya and about to save a teammate with your barrier
>but another teammate walks in front of you and takes it instead
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>>145464943
It's a /d2g/ maymay
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>>145464807
get the PC, you dont have to ruin your own chance to have fun just to cater to 2 people who may not even be that much into it,


i once bought a game just because my friend say hed play it with me on multiplayer, he ended up not playing regularly and i just wasted money it was battlefield hardline get a game for YOU to enjoy
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>>145464807
Pretty sure symmetra is op as fuck on console because her gun autoaims. Seeing as she's deceptively good on PC, I imagine this is even more true on console. Blizzard also mentioned they're going to have to tone down her turrets because no one can kill them with a gamepad.

Either that or you could just get a keyboard/mouse adapter and mercilessly rape everyone.
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>>145464997
>inb4 someone posts a "solution" that involves jumping away and letting your team get reaped
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>>145464807
If anything, get the PS4 version so you don't have to deal with unstoppable Windowlickers every game. I imagine Winston is strong as hell against squishies like Genji, Hanzo, and Tracer who normally require decent aim which is impossible on a controller.
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>>145465020
>watching cuck porn is just a maymay guys
alright man whatever you say
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>>145464807
Reinhardt I think.

I actually think his charge is easier to steer with controller than kb n mouse.
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I'm fucking sick and tired of Ai being a plot device

It would take more heat per second to power the transistors equivalent to a human brain, than what the sun puts out
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>>145465031
>Blizzard also mentioned they're going to have to tone down her turrets because no one can kill them with a gamepad.
top fucking kek
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>>145463470
snipers have a huge skill disparity. A shit tank still soaks damage, a shit healer still heals some, a shit sniper literally doesnt do anything. even a good sniper has fights/matches where you just strike out. when it's good it's great, when it's bad it's dumpster
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>>145463143
Zarya and Pharah. #43 score/minute with Zarya and I usually crush shit with her.

I pretty much just got good with Pharah so my stats don't look great on her, but I've been shitting on people with her the past few days.
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>>145464476
doritos aren't salt flavored
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>>145464809
>tfw good or at least decent at every hitscan hero besides widow
I don't know how people do it, I just can't headshot consistently
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>>145464704
I wanna see your moms cute asshole too
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>>145464943
>posting anime outside of /a/

fucking retard
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>>145465005
>play Zarya
>Junkrat tire and flying at me
>bubble it and laugh
>"Wow that's so fucking gay..."
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>>145465031
>console and PC share the same balance patches
Why is this allowed? I thought Blizzard was a PC game company, holy shit.
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>>145465085
>a shit sniper literally doesnt do anything
It's hard to be useless with 150 dmg bodyshots.
Unless you're a blind Hanzofag.
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>>145465057
Cuck porn is flat out boring if the characters aren't covered in sweat like they'd been swimming, the girl has an aheago face that isn't repulsive since it's 2d, and I can read the inner thoughts of the girl losing to the dick.
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>>145465072
>Game where there's an alien space gorilla and a women who can revive people from death with golden sparkles
>IF THEY DON'T GIT RID OF DEZ FUGGIN SMART ROBITS
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>>145465104
Go for body shots. There's no need to let the rifle charge up to 100% every shot, shoot at 50-75% and you'll not only do more damage but likely finish off more people that way, too.

Go for headshots when your wallhacks are up.
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>>145465136
>angry chinese arrow man shoots his dragons
>turn on a shield and barely bump the dragons, not enough to break it, just gently, gently
>insta-50 charge
>THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
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>>145464798
go back to league, we dont want you here. pc gaming environment was so much better until you guys showed up
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>>145465145
They don't though, the example I gave was something Kaplan mentioned as a console specific change they would make for balance.
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Why doesn't blizzard give us the option to choose the mode we want ? I'm sick and tired to do payload defense and want more king of the hill but no, there is only one option so go fuck yourself.

Will they put it with the competitive mode or what ?
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>>145465130
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>>145464798

>In line at the buffet
>Fat Chinese bitch cuts me and starts loading down her plate with enough food to feed all of Africa and several AM radio hosts
>Can't call her out because MOBAs
>Get to front of line, wait 45 minutes while new food has to be cooked in the middle of the lunch rush
>Everyone behind me growing restless
>Suddenly, a while chair appears
>Diners begin dismantling the restaurant as I make my way to the exit
>"Ching Chang Chong"
>I'm frozen in a block of ice and have to watch as the chinese land whale shoots an icicle into my skull
>Overtime
FUCKING MOBAS
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Post Reyes
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>>145465130
>don't post weeb shit on a website founded for weebs
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>want to find new characters to play
>don't want to let down my team

what do?
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BREAKING NEWS

NERFS

SORT OF?
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>>145465031
At least tell me those changes are console-exclusive.
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>>145465296
Bots.
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>>145465213
>tracer ults the floor next to me
>live
>Just a Scratch
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>>145465354
How the hell am I supposed to learn anything against bots? You just steamroll them.
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>>145464591
Or you can have fundamentals, play a relatively flexible pool of heroes, and be better than a one-note player because you can play to the map and the enemy team. Sometimes having any dipshit playing Winston is the right move because they're sitting half-assed on the rooftop of somewhere and Winston in general will make their lives difficult better than the Roadhog that has terrain-based issues on certain maps.
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>>145464320
not the same person, just saying.
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>>145465296
Don't give a shit. If you're solo queuing, nobody else gives a shit either. Just instalock whoever you want to play and don't change, just like everyone else does.
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>>145465319
Fuck yes
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>>145465005

>tfw playing zarya
>Other teammates goes either Roadhog or Winston
>mfw all this energy
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>>145465319
>McREEE now does only 270 damage per fan
>Windowlicker now does 120 damage per bodyshot
>qwikscopez nerf
GOOD.
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For the love of fuck, give Junkrat's concussion mine half a second of invincibility.
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>70 TO 45
>MERCY CAN'T CHARGE OFF DAMAGE BOOSTING AND HITTING REIN SHIELD/WALL
>WIDOW NERFS
>BODYSHOT FROM 150 TO 120
IT'S
FUCKING
CHRISTMAS
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>>145465296
I'm doing this, I felt bad at first but fuck it, it's just quick play. I drove Pharah to the great heights of pub MMR and now I'm driving it straight back down because I want to learn Genji. I suck shit but what am I going to do, only play Pharah for the next 1000 hours without ever trying anyone new? It's not like I'm gonna do that shit in ranked. Quick play is for dicking around.
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>>145465319
WW@
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>>145465319
source on all this?
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Which tank would folks suggest getting gud at.

Ideally Winston, Zarya, or Roadhog because there's 8000 Reinhardts and D.Vas.

Roadhog I find the most interesting but I've been having trouble performing well as him. I mean I can survive, I do my best to hook anyone who doesn't want to be hooked, but I can't seem to get the "protecting my team" aspect quite down
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>>145465182
i dont even know why theres a crisis between humans and omnics anyway


women can get customizable and perpetually ready robot dicks

men can get robot sex girls do all the nasty things they could ever want

and other deviants in between can do all sorts of shit with robots and robotic body parts


WHY ARE WE STILL FIGHTING WITH THE OMNICS AT THIS POINT?
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>>145465319
As someonw with 30 hours on Widow this looks fine to me.
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>>145465274
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