Sunny Sunday Edition
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Patch 3.35 and Beyond (MSQ, Deep Dungeon, Collaborations and more):
https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/128728-Yoshida-on-3.35-and-Beyond-Translation-of-Interview-Highlights?p=6713298#post6713298
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL (embed)
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>145270835
proci bp
xth for please buy KFC
Catboys are for your ________
An actual good and relevant OP picture on time and orderly? Something seems fishy.
xth for Sunday fun
nth formaking boys cum on your thighhighs
I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3
>>145301546
Clear out meso'gays.
REAL c@ coming through.
namedrop the cutest cats on balmung
>>145301672
That's not even XIV related.
just resubbed and i'm not in neet anymore, what happened?
Post comfy FCs.
How are you enjoying your Sunday, /xivg/?
>>145301752
This isn't even funny, those cats look like blowup dolls
>>145301792
Lala artwork, sillybutt:^)
>>145301653pleasure.
>>145301326
ok
>>145301361
idk lmao
>>145301529
why not?
I think I'm legitimately addicted to crafting
>>145301818
bait
>>145301963
Can't fool me. It's from Etrian Odyssey.
So what ever became of the other coils in la noscea/black shroud/thanalan that were supposed to be revealed in 2.x?
winky face
>>145302026
because midlanders are the best
>>145302125
they remain landmarks presenting the impact of the calamity.
>>145301653friends
>>145302214
>>145302214
>tfw you can't wink because your stupid facepaint makes it look like you're missing an eye
>>145301963
>i don't force my race
>>145301947
You look like a blowup doll.
>tfw maid outfit promotion soon
>already spent all my money
Looks like it's time for another RMT advertisment.
$10=1.2m
Willing to bump prices down for larger purchases.
Send me a message on Discord (Balmung RMT guy) or add me on steam http://steamcommunity.com/id/aa123159
>>145302314
cute in game and irl
>>145302034
post pits
>>145302441
No, I look like the female lead of a low budget hentai. Get it right.
Swelling over long,
seas of blood
are a song
>>145302314
leave it to smudges to drop pics
at least i dont have a 2 inch penis and im not 20 stone
>>145302672
Uglier.
>>145301935
looking for new gamer gurl to orbit pst
>>145302690
epic impersonation
>>145302268
They're FOR your friends?
You gift them to your friends?
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>145302214
fake putt
>>145302617
>>145302231
they are ok
>>145302413
>Me saying that
lalakek
>hunker down to reap Dragonskin Map
>first vegetation patch
>>145303224
Seriously, what is wrong with lala players?
>>145303224
>i only post it once per thread
Now you're just lying.
>>145302214
>>145301762
It means she wants to pound you into the dirt :^)who is it by the way?
>>145302794
You should end your suffering.
>Cgvioc Lbfa
What did they mean by this?
>>145301462
are you really this stupid? as has been explained again and again: NEET was made by a handful of friends as a friend fc for people who wanted lavender beds fc housing. fc leader spuki took a break to play WoW, dude named Sertur filled in but turned it into a general 4chan fc which wasn't what the rest of the funding members wanted. bunch of people left including the girl in question named Meria. spuki came back, sertur had left the fc and the remaining funding members all agreed they didn't want the fc to be the way it was. spuki dismissed 4chan people to turn it back into what it was, meria heard about it and asked to rejoin because things went back to the way they used to be. left after a few days to help level a personal fc belonging to a friend.
>>145301060
>meria
>whale
she's underweight you sperg leave my autistic daughter alone
Any tips on dealing with the Nidhogg EX tethers as an OT? Shit's really iffy, I try picking it up by running through them, pausing then running, both of us pausing and then running, but it's just not having it. 9 out of 10 times it either transfers too slow or it doesn't transfer at all.
literally pls respond
>>145302472
>buying anything from a c@ with that hair
n0. Go back.
I want to marry literal clown...
>145303567
no
>>145303484
This is some poor damage control.
>>145303502
You don't have to touch their character specifically. You can just walk through the tether regardless of character position and you should get it.
Ideally, you get it before Geirskogul hits the map and you can get to a safe spot, but you do have a few seconds after Geirskogul hits to get the tether and then run away with it.
>>145303424
im retarded
>>145302472
>10 dollars
I make that in 2 minutes. Get a job, you fuck.
>>145303332
I said that, try to remember what context of why I said it
But you know, these are two different thingsand honestly I don't care anymore, bite me
>>145303484
Oh, so she came back after leveling the other fc?
>>145303806
don't talk to cute cattes like that idiot
>>145303714
Cheers man. This helps a lot, I appreciate it!
>>145303891
You're a pedophile.
>>145303683
>poor
literally ask any of the founding members i.e brahms orchid heki rio spuki meria jp hotaru
>>145303934
it's level 6 so it's not done
>>145303891
For a potato like that? why not
>>145303995
So she doesn't even play the game?
Gaysinto the abyss.
>>145303950
Ugly on the inside.
>>145303567
Y-Yeah?
>>145304080
have you leveled a fc on your own from rank 1 to 8 without doing leves? shit takes time. what the fuck do you have against her even
>>145304318
Yes I have.
>>145304287
>tfw replaced
>again...
>>145303567
I used to masturbate to this character.
>>145304430
doesn't answer my question.
>there are 8-man statics who claim to be progressing through a6s who still haven't cleared nidhogg ex as a group
wew lad why even bother when party finder literally is a better option
>>145303574
This any better, boss?
>>145303806
I'd like to, but until then, I'll be making
>tfw discharge queen is engaged
wtf
>>145303484
don't bother, they keep reposting it and ignoring any explanations
>>145303995
i never was part of neet ever in my life though
>>145304593
How much forlewd
>>145304593
yeah, keep it that way
>>145304697
dogbark
>>145304287
This is the face of a woman IRL.
>>145304732
how to I get eggy to share a house with me
>>145304849
scuse u?
I wanna fucki the spuki
what happened to based dumpster selfie man
Anyone have that video of the Lalafell stepdancing in limsa but then the camera zooms in on one staring right at you and it's sort of a jump scare?
>>145303995
like 3 people you listed aren't founding members ?
>>145305032
oh wow!
Why are midlanders the master race?
How did SE make one race so cute?
>>145304748
Lewds aren't for sale.
>>145304757
I really like both. I doubt I'd be keeping it as either one for very long.
Kirito Tia founded NEET
>>145305721
Effective bait
>People who announce B ranks when they respawn like every 30 seconds
>>145305985
>running all over to find one fucking mob
no thanks, god bless the announcers
>>145305914
I'm just trying to share my love for midlanders with everybody else. Everyone deserves to know their greatness.
>>145305985
>being a fag
Someone might be looking for it.
>tfw
>>145305985
They respawn in random places.
People are usually looking at them for their weekly.
>white hair
>red eyes
>slut gear
>meme name
Middle School called, they want their taste back.
>>145306281
They can't have it back.
>>145306139
>>145306219
>>145306263
>oh no, i actually have to explore the tiny map for once!
>>145306281
>hating on red eyes
no
>>145306492
Can I have more Abes like this? Especially in those pants.
>>145306385
shrimp
>>145306385
>this Highlander will never run her thick lips along my cock
>>145301881
i haven't been able to purge nearly enough sinners yet today, its a shame
>>145306492
ugly abe
bring back my moon myrewaifu
>>145306476
>explore
>XIV
Ain't shit in the open world, lady.
>>145306142
This one appreciates it
>>145306281Red eyes aren't bad.
Though I am biased since my EB has red eyes.
>>145306492
wow the red eyes are terrible in this old picture
no worries though i fixed it
>>145306593
why
>>145306476
Explore sea of clouds or Coertas
>ywn find the perfect EB
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>145305914
>there are people on this planet who don't want to be a cute doman midlander princess
>tank doesn't give you a comm for healing and pulling the deadweight DPS because "you keep letting him get low"
>4man dungeons
Would you stupid fucks realize that I'm using 100% of your health bar for 4 man dungeons, especially for large trash pulls. There're no fucking tank busters in 4 man dungeons that will take you from 100% to <10% in 4 man dungeons. You stupid fucks.
>>145305721
>tfw will never have naka pippy and meria as my midlander toys
On a scale from 1 to Dead how dead is ZR?
>>145307034
MORE. Just with that outfit!
how do i get orbiters without erping or being a girl /xivg/
>>145306915
>>145307037
My point is that it's really not that bad to spend 10 minutes looking for B rank that you need. Then you can go right back to standing in town mashing that DF button or whatever you do that's apparently more exciting.
>>145307058
Gee I wonder why.
It can't be your absolutely charming personality and attractive character.
>>145307034
fuck off degenerate
>>145306607
Shut up!
>>145306642
What makes you so sure?You're probably right.
>>145307363
>10 minutes
how about 40?
>>145307310
i don't have a lot though...
>>145307368
okay sorry
>>145307520
pls stay
>>145307520
stop shitting up the thread please
How do Miqo'te keep their glasses on when they don't have ears on the sides of their heads?
>>145307164
>healers who think they are dps
Hate this meme
>>145307431
Do you not have aether currents or something?
>>145307353
>tfw irl girl on balmung
>don't erp
>no orbiters because everyones a tranny chaser or superhomo
>>145307520
Yo abe. Just wanted to say you really have made a damn good char over time.
Tanned/dark hair/red or amber eyes are the best
>>145307583
>healers who think it's bad form to DPS as much as possible
This is a worse meme. You're literally doing it wrong.
>>145307616
you probably just don't advertise that you're a girl enough
>>145307616
tfw neither of those things
>>145307578
they have ears, its just hidden. the cat ears are merely cosplaythe tails are buttplugs
>>145307667
>getting baited
You're really doing it wrong
>>145307610
>look for a monster
>Search half of the map, the monster, then it should be in the other half
>Some asshole kills that monster but doesn't call for it
>Monster respawns in the previous half
>>145307213
das weird
>>145307520
Take more please. Cute winky faces or anything in any area. I cant get enough of this outfit on the legendary Abe.
>>145307616
>balmung
that's your problem.
Everyone probably thinks you are the psychopath most others are on balmung.
You probably are too.
>join PF
>check everyone's search info
>E/RP futa
>leave party
>>145307520
You and Spider are probably the cutest cats on Balmung. Sue too I guess.
>>145307616
It's probably not worth revealing that information given that there are some really weird stalkers here.
>>145307363
>10 minutes
>there aren't NPCs in the game that give you clues to it's most recently sighting
>Yoshida wants you to spend AT LEAST ten minutes with your thumb up your ass
Clearly you're looking forward to it.
>>145307745
>I'm not retarded, just a master baitsman; king of bait
Of course.
>>145307164
let me guess, it was a warrior?
>>145307353
you don't
why would you want them anyway
>>145307520
fixed this pic to preserve the natural beuty of your eyes
you should tell your photographer to get a new camera please and one day we can live in a world without red eyes
>>145307616
girls on balmung are popular af tho. only one i know without orbiters is meria because she's asexual
it's like thirstlord repellent
>>145307740
Stop that shit right now.
>>145307774
>thye get the content done without you while you're still looking
>>145307753
>>145307982
It wasn't actual content
I'm so tired, /xivg/...
Release me from this hell.
;_;
>girl
>>145307616
You're probably a cunt and a half if you don't have orbiters by being a girl in a game or in the internet for that matter.
So good job being such a terrible person that even your vagina card doesn't work.
>>145307854
for free fantasias
>>145307982
>balmung party finder
>get through content
i'll give people the benefit of the doubt, if they're good at games and they want to rp on the side, that's their prerogative and i only benefit from running with them
but unfortunately 95% of balmung rpers who also run content have proven themselves to be literal shitlords who can barely manage their rotation on a dummy, and they start losing all of their shit once the dummy starts to move at a pace of an inch every second.
>>145308162
Egghyur confirmed for cunt
>>145307871
>tfw plenty of girls in fc
>tfw none of them gets hit on
Aeiou
jiggly kitty titties
>>145307871
>that one guy in your fc/static that constantly bugs you to ask if you think a girl is single
At some point I'm just going to go blacklist and report him for harassment, dude is creepy as fuck even for Balmung standards.
>>145308162
i act like a cunt and still have orbiters so that's probably not the case. she's probably super quiet/shy.
Anybody on Balmung want to go farm Antitower?
>tfw you go out of your way to refer to self proclaimed "girls" as male pronouns
>>145307896
prove me wrong. thats how i know all cats are sluts, they literally have a rod jammed in their butthole 24/7
>>145308758
LOL!
>>145308775
i wish
>>145308758
you ABSOLUTE mad man
Who is the best submissive silly c@ on Balmung?
Who is the best feisty, power bottom c@ on Balmung?
>>145308758
>hey dude
>Excuse me I'm a girl
>ok dude
>>145308758
doesn't bother me cuz I use discord :^)
>>145308775
>thats how i know all cats are sluts
Let me be real with you for a moment. It's common sense that anyone who makes a cat is attention starved and desperately wants someone to come up to them with /pet and /hug and to call them cute and eventually EB and mate with them. Why else would they make cats?
>>145308956
dude is gender neutral
>>145308954
Awena
Awena
>>145308987
Doesn't stop people from complaining about it. I really do come across some women who hate it a lot.
Guys is neutral too, isn't it?
>>145308970
>fanta out of cat because didn't want this
>>145308970
>be cat
>hardly get /pets or hugs/
>hardly ever called cute
>never been EB'd
>have had a lot of mates though
i'm a failure as a catgril
Best way to deal with females is just to ignore them and try to avoid them as much as possible desu.
>>145309089
>make female midlander to avoid being a miqo'te memer
>repeatedly /petted and greeted with "meow" by cats
sometimes I think it's not worth it to play a girl in XIV, even if you can get one to be super cute
>>145309080
i hate being called a guy or man, dude is fine though.
then again im just a feminine guy and not an actual girl.
>>145302794
>>145308987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8pBdSENEjo
Who here has the best:
>lips
>butt
>ass
>tail
>legs
>breasts
>feet>puffy vulva
>>145309441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYXmjfQY4U
>>145308970
that feel when forever alone.... ..........
........
>>145309458
Kill yourself faggot.
>>145309458
shut the hell up you degenerate scum!
>>145309339
Man is gender neutral.
>>145309613
You dated Naaki.
>>145309297
who
more
>tfw transfer to balmung to find male au ra for my cute midlander girl
>too chicken to approach anyone for erp so just stand around awkwardly>fantasies about their thick member stretching me open to accommodate them occupy more and more of my waking time>now have wet dreams about them and get aroused whenever I see one
am I going insane...?
>>145309819
yes. post picture of your midlander though
>>145309819
male au ra have dicks not in proportion to the size of their bodies, but in proportion of the size of female au ra
enjoy your 3 incher penetration
>>145309249
>The /xivg/ Balmung Story Template
>define x and x2 as males in their mid-20s who have varying levels of being mentally unstable
>if (x = c@ || x2 = c@), all conditions are met immediately and move on
>if (x = c@ && x2 = c@), fuck everything they're too far deep for saving
>x and x2 make small talk around their FC house
>"oh, want to do expert roulette? i still need to cap on lore"
>this continues for a few weeks, with both people progressively using more and more emotes on each other, particularly during roulettes infront of others
>they sit their characters infront of each other in or around their FC house so everyone can see they are in the mating process
you can fill out the rest. in 3 years of playing this game, i have seen this shit happen every single week
>>145309996
they got two tails
>got my loot wiping city loot on day one
>forced myself to run this 10+ times to get the minion
Cutest minion ever.
>>145309819
>am i going insane...?
do you even have to ask the question
>doing all of this shit as a female midlander and not some other degenerate race
yes, you are literally insane. check yourself into a mental institution and leave all of our pure female midlanders in balmung alone
H-Have you tried our new $20 Fill-Up™? Perfect for your light party to keep on keepin' on...
>>145309996
false flag
>>145310137
name ONE pure midlander. tip: you can't, they're all sluts
>>145310082
How well modeled are the minionsfeet?Are they as good as the real deal?
im pure
>>145310232
midlander is the purest race on this planet, tainted and surrounded by filthy animals who are constantly in heat
>>145309692
>dating a tranny
lolno
>>145310425
>couldn't name a single pure one
Coerthas Eastern Highlands and Central Lowlands when? Western Shroud when?
>>145310513
all of the pure midlanders left /xivg/ FCs to get away from the scary voodoo that are erpers
>>145310389
sidurgu a cute
>>145310505
same
Is there a "best" crafting class to level first?
>>145310608
>still hasn't named even one
you're digging yourself deeper into that hole
>>145310708
WVR + CRP
>>145310708
CUL to 37 for Steady Hand II.
After that, just level them all together. Most of the best skills come from 50.
>>145310708
All to 15. Then CUL to 37. From there I forget. Something like GSM or CRP to 50.
>>145310708
All of them
>>145310379
Doesn't look like it, though its nice that her hairband and ball reflection changes according to where you're standing, even if just for a flat image.
Post songs to grind to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQYZG4sLbk
We know who the cutest tan cats are, but who are the cutest PALE cats on Balmung?
>>145310748
they're pure, i swear...
with how cute and chaste and simple yet beautiful, i'm sure all female midlanders would make excellent, loving, doting wives...
>>145310708
All to 15 -> Culinarian to 37 for steady hand 2.
Then Weaver to 50 for steady hand 2
Carpenter to 50 for byregots blessing.
After that its your choice for other cross classes.
>>145310907
>baiting the moonie sluts to eliminate them later
good job, anon!
>>145310028
I hate myself for understanding this.
Autistic fags will be autistic fags I guess.
>>145310907
Noriko
Vic
Excuse me, but what would be a quick way to make 1.5 million gil or so if I don't have any crafters or gatherers at 60 and I have 5k to work with? I really want the Dwarf Rabbit minion but I don't have any way of getting my hands on maps to enter Aquapolis so my options are a bit limited.
>>145310956
Wow, meant WVR 50 for Careful synth 2.
Also Armorer for Piece by Piece is useful since its damn good at 60 2star+ since you start having 1400+ progress
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>>145311069
Want to get two dragonskins for free?
>>145310191
you should really tone down on shitposting and pointless, avatar-supplied posts
you're becoming a problem
What are you working on today /xivg/?
I'm going to be working on Blacksmithing.
Is there any way to disable controller input in FFXIV entirely? I'm trying to play something while an AHK script auto crafts for me and using the controller is also sending inputs to FFXIV and fucking up my crafting.
>>145311423
>system config
>gamepad settings
>enable gamepad
disable that
post you and your favourite midlander
>>145311178
Oh gosh, that'd be incredibly kind of you Guffy! But only if you're absolutely sure it's okay. I think you already know who this is but just in case,this is Meria.
>>145308445
highlander tits are best
>>145311564
Perfect. Thanks.
>>145311420
I worked on my autism for a few hours.
>>145311568
There are too many midlander femboys these days
So has anyone here have any success Raid finding any of the a5s-a8s floors?
It's proving to be absolutely impossible to find a this late into the patch for me with no experience or connections to people, so I'm thinking of just trying to RF things all day and maybe I can get as far as A8S and be able to join a proper raiding FC with that experience.
>>145311061
Just those two?
>>145310903
https://youtu.be/0IEbfDtDaUc
>>145311568
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>>145311420
Gearing MNK and SMN with at least 220. MNK only needs the top, SMN needs that and more.Pray for me
>>145311420
playing around with dragoon and looking at what i can do for glamour
getting into thordan/seph ex maybeerp
are there any german servers? or servers who are mostly filled with germans?
Come relax with us on hyperion~
>>145312110
Pictured: the only 2 people in the entire zone.
>>145312017
this lizard is cute! CUTE!post butt
>>145312110
Hyperion's dead.
>>145312102
I dont know why you'd want terminal cancer but yes, I think shiva was the german server
>>145312009
That's a really cool picture
