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>News
- Which chocolate do you prefer: Mushroom Mountain or Bamboo Shoot Village? The next Japanese Splatfest has been announced, sponsored by Meiji Dairies! It begins on 6/18, 9:00 JST!
- Would you rather Travel the Globe or Go into Space? The next EU Splatfest has been announced!
- Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th. Patch notes:
http://www.nintendo.co.au/support/index.php?action=help&helpcatID=353#Q0
http://www.nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280
- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7. https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
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Octarians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Octolings
>>145290273
oh yeah i knew i was forgetting something
>The current EU Splatfest's results are about to be announced!
>>145290273
Marie
5th for surprise Splatoon announcement at e3!
>>145290390
World won in votes and wins.
>>145290450
I'll eat a bag of crows and dicks if World wins
>>145290273
That's a cute picture of Callie, good choice.
>>145290535
Hope you're hungry :^)
Results when
>>145290752
!!!
>>145290752
Welp, wish I'd played more than seven games now.
>>145290752
Long live the queen!
>>145290752
Well at least it was close
>>145290954
She's not a Queen, she's a Princess!
Game is hard
>>145291094
Marie is the Queen.
Trying my own hand at writing some Splatoon fics. The difficulty I'm having with basic things such as sentence structure are only making me appreciate our own writeanon even more.
>>145290752
I'm glad Splatfest is no more an "pick the less popular team to win" event.
>>145291619
keep at it anon! the important part is not to write an amazing fic, but to improve and most of all, have fun doing it! putting your heart into it is the most important part.
We need a pair of octolings who'll be the Scanty and Kneesocks to the squid sisters' Panty and Stocking.
>>145292654
Cheers anon. Don't even know if I'll end up finishing it, but it's just as you said; to see if I improve at all.
>>145292978
Friends with Octarians!
Following the ruuls with Octolings!
>>145292978
No.
>>145293427
How about a pair of male octoling celebrities, and we give Callie and Marie canonical boyfriends?
>>145293896
Even worse.
>>145293896
Fucking LOL, naturally they'd date the enemy species that they've confessed to EATING.
>>145293896
>How about we do the worst thing possible for idols
>>145294017
Hot.
>>145294023
At least it would defunk the debate whether they are in fact idols or standard pop stars.
I mean shit, for all that's been said they could both already be married.
>>145294184
They're not idols. There's no debate.
It's not a debate that would even need to be ended. The fuck?
OBJECTIVELY THE TOP 10 BEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME
1) E-liter
2) Dynamo Roller
3) Octoshot/Tentatek Splattershot
4) .96 gal deco
5) Range Blaster
6) .52 gal
7) Neo Luna Blaster
8) Zink Mini Splatling
9) Splatterscope
10) Carbon roller
>>145294556
I mean I know that, they can't be idols based on technicality. They already do everything an idol couldn't.
>>145294738
I don't see the Kelp Splat Charger on that list.
>>145294738
Replace the Octoshot/Tentatek with the Wasabi and you got it right.
>>145296036
I'd hoped you were dead.
is that anon who wanted to play with me after the splatfest still here?
i can't use my tv right now but i can still add you/exchange e-mails or something
Toasty
>>145296236
>>145296570
Spicy.
>>145290359
I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.
Anyone else find the Bamboozler MK. III to be the easiest Banboozler by far?
>>145297508
>Spamming someone who isn't even a real character
>>145296540
Yeah I'm here. I can't use mine right now either actually, but if you'd like to shout me your code you can message me on[email protected]. I'll send an actual request maybe at the end of the week.
>>145297673
Burst Bombs typically make a weapon much easier to wield.
EU Splatfest banter
Who's ready for another splatoon update announcement at e3?
>>145298168
Part 2
>>145298323
For once that's a bit sour on Callie's part; what threat?
>>145298172
>Squid Sisters World Tour!
>Third batch of Sheldon's picks!
>New Testfire!
>>145298470
The threat of bad taste
>>145297508
Bet you can't make it bigger
>>145298642
Touche.
>>145298630
What a new testfire even be for? It won't be the same because everyone is a master of the game by now.
Quick question, for shooters like heavy Splattling and Splattershot, do you have to aim a little further in front of the enemy? Like a roller?
None of my shots are hitting.
Still best weapons
>>145300046
>>145300046
>>145300229
The Heavy is cool. The Mini and the Hydra can burn in hell.
How do I edit my Rank? For deranking purposes.
I'm just passing here to say if you want cool gear and weapons from amiibos, but for free or not the amiibos themselves, search "amiibohax".
You're welcome.
>>145301590
fuck off lean
>>145301590
Master race wins again, get fucked moralfags
>>145301862
>shitty tumblr memes
smfh
>>145301862
>Game has been out for a year
>Not owning all of the Amiibo by now
>Being poor
>Being uninvested
Who's the master race here
>>145292556
Been saying from time that ranked turf war should've been a thing.
Now they could get rid of the unneeded 6x multiplier.
>>145301862
The "moralfag" meme is retarded.
>cheats at children's games
>steals the content from children's action figures
>I'M SUPERIOR TO YOU
>>145302336
Once again, would not work. Ranked modes are all heavily teamwork based, Turf War is not.
And the multiplier is very much needed.
>>145302532
>Mammenmii
Japs have shit taste in squid noises, Woomy is far superior.
well /ink/?
what team are you?
>>145300042
>Still no reply/answer
;-;
Help guys, I'm losing my rank here.
>>145290273
>>145301590
Post the link to the video that explains how to do it. Search not turning it up
>>145303034
Bamboo shoot, I guess.
I don't know what these snacks taste like but whatever, gotta pick one.
>>145300042
Move to Japan
Aim anywhere
>>145303034
personally i'm rooting for callie!
i think she'll look great in yellow.
>>145302582
>Turf War is not
Good luck with that.
>>145302582
>the multiplier is very much needed.
doesn't really need to be 6x now they've started to address the problems of all the good players flocking to one team.
>>145303172
I was going to call you lazy, but since I like helping...
https://youtu.be/FL3ZO4y5QhM
>>145303383
>>145303383
When are we gonna get new shoes? There's like 3 times as many of hats and shirts
>>145303886
kek
>>145303886
more like shitty
>>145303034
Mushrooms are nasty
>>145303848
I do I make it so I unlock the gear instantly
I don't want to play the challenges
>>145303886
Callie is OP as fuck, best character in the game by far
>>145304095
what are you, 5?
>>145304126
Pls nerf
>>145304126
pls remove
>>145303886
I think Callie would be a Reinhardt main. No guesses for what Marie would be.
>>145304552
Winston?
>>145304703
By no guesses I mean you shouldn't guess, because the answer is so obviously Widowmaker.
>>145304095
Be quiet Marie
>>145304126
Just realized that as far as actual characters are concerned, Callie and Marie are the games main protagonists. And maybe Captain Cuttlefish also.
>>145305990
but there are also Agents 1 2 and 3
>>145306317
keep it in the discord, we don't need your discord filth leaking into the thread
>>145306541
>>145306317
>posting resized versions
>>145306317
Always knew Scarth was a filthy kiwi.
>>145306568
>being this new
>>145305990
>Only appear during news and splatfests
That's side characters if I've ever heard it
>>145306812
So in other words the most observed and most expanded characters in the game?
>>145306541
>>145306317
>not in the both papers
I want to make a sad Woomy feel better
>>145292556
Now it's just unpredictable bullshit...
>>145307424
>>145294738
Vanilla E-Litre Scope, Vanilla Dynamo, and custom Range Blaster, right??
Replace the Neo Luna with the Octobrush and you've got a list.
I kinda think that the Tentatek has lost its place on the list. Heavy depletion really screws it over.
>>145307853
>Give me back that cat or I'll rip your ears off you eight-legged bitch
>>145294930
Wasabi's hopelessly outclassed. Nowhere near top 10.
>>145308171
>Octobrush
>Better than the Luna Blaster
>The Luna Blaster with the best sub and special in the game
Good joke.
>>145308310
Get gud
>>145303065
I'm gonna give this one to bravo within the first thirty seconds.
>>145309857
where's the nsfw version. that pose means more than we see here
>>145310030
Welp, time to take some chargers into rainmaker and provide more rage material for angry anon.
>>145310396
Don't forget the hydra!
>spin around to hit someone trying to flank me
>CHING!
>aim back at someone else
>killed by kraken
Fuck, ゲームセンスがない. I'm way too out of practice.
Damn, just got completely carried by a brush. Guy took out two people and the shield, held off a kraken with flicks while someone else carried the rm, then kraken'd himself to lead the push and take out the last person. Went 20-5 or something.
>>145314324
How cute
>>145313947
Brushes might be useless, but they are good in others things too. They are the only weapons who can push Krakens, besides Aerosprays.
Don't question the brush's power.
>>145314549
still waiting for that side scroller nintendo
>>145315219
Gamepad game exclusive to Octoling Amiibo which is itself exclusive to the NX definitive/remastered version
>>145314946
>brushes might be useless, but they are good
what
Man, first good elitre match I've played since I got back into the game, that felt fucking awesome. Whip shot the couple shooters that tried to get in close, someone lobbed burst bombs up and I managed to squid under them and get the drop without him noticing.
gg chris and hc crew
>>145290535
so where is the picture of you eating dicks and crows?
>>145298986
For new players to test. It's a demo
>>145317820
I remember when the last one happen alot of /ink/ players joined it to bully squibs.
YOU'RE A GODDAMN HYDRA IN S+
SHOOT AT RANGE YOU DUMB SHIT
sSHOOT AT RANGE
GODDAMNINT THEY'VE COVERED OUR BASE
JUST COVER THE GODDAMN TURF
IT'LL REVEAL THEM
SIT IN THE GODDAMN SPAWN POINT AND COVER TURF
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
GODDDAMN SCOPED CHARGER
WHY DO YOU EVER DROP DOW TO THE BOTTOM
STAY ON THE FUCKIN GHIGH GROUND
GdDAMMIT
>>145320315
you sir and the waifufaggots are the only things that keep this thread alive
and i thank you for your service
AS A SCOPED CHARGER
IN S FUCKING PLUS
I'M INCAPABLE OF HITTING
A GODDAMN
DYNAMO ROLLER
AT RANGE
YOU NEED TO JUST QUIT
IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING HIT A DYNAMO ROLLER
AS IT JUMPS TO SPLAT
GOD
fUCKING
DAMMIT
>>145322265
It's not as easy as you think.
>>145322934
this looks really bad
>>145322934
>draw nice image
>ruin it with crappy detailed ink spots
every time
>>145303034
>>145303228
>inb4 mushrooms win because of pixiv lewds
>>145327135
No thank you
>>145327135
/ink/ should be it's own board with all the Waifu posting
I want to put babby in the callie
AHHH PAGE TEN NO
Well that's it, ded game and ded general.
>>145330384
In where? Her stomach? Why would Callie swallow an infant?
>>145331134
waifufags can only keep a general alive for so long before everyone realizes there's nothing to talk about.
>>145331259
i was going to blame E3 but i don't know how true that actually is
proposal: softer squids have softer, thicker and squishier tentacles
>>145332768
but how soft is too soft?
>>145332863
A little less than that is perfect.
>>145332863
>>145333458
stop
I sexualise squidgirls and inklings
>>145333914
Literally who are you
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>145332768
hoo boy
>>145335303
So which Splatoon weapon is the closest equivalent to the weapon used at the gay nightclub in Orlando, /ink/?
>>145336015
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>145336015
The Hero Charger.
>>145332197
wait
wait
what happened to this artist?
>>145332768
I always made the assumption that squids gained weight in their tentacles like any other body part.
>>145336476
Could the hero charger kill as quickly?
>>145336015
>50 deaths
dynamo or luna
>>145336880
Probably not.
>>145336015
>>145336476
>>145336880
>>145336952
>>145336971
Still kind of pissy because my team had to drop out of scl yesterday
Lets stop talking about this topic.
Nintendo's E3 show is in afew days, might be some splatoon news, like splatfests
>>145337326
not gonna happen
>>145337240
can i join your team
>>145337326
>tfw E3's going to be covered in "remember Orlando" all over the place
Feels bad man.
>>145337326
it will be a direct port only
>>145337326
I certainly hope so
I don't think they'd talk about something as small as Splatfests, though; more likely something about updates
Really holding out for something, though - E3 isn't sounding very exciting for Nintendo this year
>>145336952
If the shooter in Orlando had a Luna, he'd already be dead before he gets another kill due to his shit range.
>>145337643
they were gays, anon...they cant defend themselves
>>145337454
you gotta try out rip
>>145337729
Didn't a lot of the Miiverse community celebrate gay marriage just a year ago? I remember it being all over Inkopolis back then.
>>145337643
i hate this image
today's mmmenns embrace each other for lovers day! the thought that someone cares for you is perhaps the best feeling of all.
there are actually two different lovers days today, and it's a sheer coincidence! the first is an unofficial US holiday, called loving day, but close enough.
on this day in 1967, the supreme court ruled in the case loving vs virginia ruled that laws limiting interracial marriage were unconstitutional, giving people in 16 straggling states the right to marry interracially! this was an important step to guaranteeing the right to love for everyone - but just one step. even now, we have a long way to go!
another holiday, the one being referred to in this drawing, is named dia dos namorados, literally meaning "day of the enamored" but usually translated as "lovers' day". it is a brazillian holiday that is much like our valentine's day - gifts, parties, decorations and more can be seen all around, celebrating love! it is on this day because anthony of padua, also known as saint anthony, died on june 13th, 1231. saint anthony is known as the saint of marriages due to him legendarily reconciling many. thus, the eve of his death has been recognized as important for young couples to be blessed with healthy and wealthy relationships!
i hope you all have someone to love this lover's day, whether they be a spouse, significant other, family member or even just a friend! and if you don't - you're just not looking hard enough! after all, if you're reading this, then i love you already!
you also might think to yourself "wait! i'm not brazilian, or japanese! why should i celebrate this holiday that i don't care about at all?" well, it really goes to show that there's never a wrong time to love!
rip tia
>nnmenn
Nope. Wish this artist was at the Orlando nightclub so that we wouldn't see any more insufferable ORIGINAL QUOTE DO NOT STEAL garbage.
>>145339098
I thought you said you'd stopped doing this in the last thread meimaime
>>145339337
Be careful, or you might lose a finger or two on that edge.
>>145339403
huh? i never said anything like that!
and why would i? mammemmis forever! i love bringing fun and cheer to people!
>>145339098
i love you, anon
>>145339727
those buildings were ugly anyway. when are the sandniggers going to nuke urchin
>>145339820
bomb port first, or towers
>>145339612
You did say you'd stop, were you just attention whoring?
Just stop, no one wants twitter reposts and you already gave up
>>145340301
i never said anything like that.
and sorry, but the mammimmes will never stop! i will not give up just because one stick in the mud tells me to.
>>145340654
Cancer.
>>145339141
i wish
>>145340654
Judd a cutest and a best
>>145339337
>>145340301
>>145340705
You people really will find an excuse to hate anything, eh?
>>145339098
cute
>>145341580
manmimo is deserving of all the hate, not only for joining up with babthud on the discord, but attention whoring and constant posts about something that is not splatoon related, maybe if minmame actually had the game they could stay, but as it is now, they need to leave
>>145342271
>maybe if minmame actually had the game
>>145296540
>>145342271
>constant posts about something that is not splatoon related
>Says the guy who constantly posts about shit that isn't splatoon related (AKA crackpot theories, Discord, "babthud", "/ink/ natives", the "downfall" of content creators, garbage)
Kek.
>>145340301 (You)
>>145340705 (You)
>>145342885 (You)
>>145342885
their posts have to look similar in order to call someone a samefag, anonsan
>>145343349
let that whisper be a death rattle, stop posting discordfag
We'll get some sort of Splatoon announcement. Likely a big one - the devs have said they wanted to do something more. Mark my words.
I'm hoping for a new gamemode or an expansion to single player.
Mature woomy butt when?
>>145343682
It'd be cool if you could jump off inked walls holding away on the control stick plus jump.
>>145343885
That feature was removed early on in the development. That's how the E3 2014 version worked, I remember. Or – not exactly that, but something about jumping back on to bridges. It's in the announcement trailer.
>>145343682
that would be great but I think they are going to hold back any new ideas for Spla2n or Splatoon NX
>>145306541
>>145306317
Who cares?
What is this from, anyway, and how do you have it?
>>145344031
nogami, in tears, gave endless thanks to fans and that they wanted to add in one last surprise/more content. i hope they deliver. it's the devs' passions and i still couldn't be happier for them. they're all such nice people too
>>145343724
In Splat2n, single player campaign. Team Ninja will develop it
>>145344047
>Who cares?
>Please tell me more.
>>145343724
>mature
>not loli
lol
Proposed wall mechanic so snipers aren't so OP on perch.
>>145344220
Doomy or Woomy: Extreme Rainmaker
>>145344220
>not a from software team up
goodnight callie
i love you
>>145345713
octolings love you more
>>145345771
well i certainly don't love octolings
>>145345934
>It's impossible for Octolings to love
>It's impossible for Octolings to be loved
This is the way things are.
>>145337062
Come on, Marie would be laughing her ass off if she were watching
So what day does the E3 Nintendo digital event happen?
>>145347616
I remember someone saying Nintendo would focus on Legend of Zelda at E3; that was a long time ago though
>>145347694
Why would you post if you're not going to be helpful?
>>145347792
I do not know
The Japs are taking this chocolate debate really seriously.
>>145348486
If you have less than 2000 splatfest power in Japan, you are forced to kill yourself in public to restore your family honor.
>>145336015
.52 gal or the .96 gal deco
>>145350391
I don't remember the shootings being done with a Grenade Launcher, as awesome as that would've been.
>>145349725
I want a small group of Octolings to work for me, to capture and deliver cute squid girls to me.
>>145351210
Octolings cannot be taught complex instructions, all they know is killing and attempting to kill
i LOVE octolings!
maybe one can find me and will want to be friends with me
>>145351831
>>145351831
I would like to keep a grizzly bear with a vendetta against me as a pet
>just tried out the new aerospray for the first time
>haven't touched an aerospray since back when I was still a squib
>went 18 and 6
Holy shit have I been selling these things short.
>>145352896
aerospray is easyyy
>>145352896
Kit is good, weapon is horrible.
>>145351831
Will friends sit on your face if you ask them nicely?
>>145353913
If they do then there's a good chance they're not your friends
>>145353591
The weapon is actually doing more work than the kit is. Although burst bombs are extremely helpful in some situations, and kraken isn't bad for tower control.
