Pocket Lala Edition
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Patch 3.35 and Beyond (MSQ, Deep Dungeon, Collaborations and more):
https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/128728-Yoshida-on-3.35-and-Beyond-Translation-of-Interview-Highlights?p=6713298#post6713298
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL (embed)
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>145108740
>someone let jaiba make the new thread
r u i n e d
xth for crafting!
>this game will never have superior cats like pic related
>>145139195
Would you consider the skirt in the picture? Another one I would recommend is the hempen tunic. It's as long as most skirts in the game, and if you can be creative with the pants, it's not that slutty.
>>145138813
Because I like playing it. What I don't like is a tedious, pointless grind for 5 days to a week every time a new dungeon is unlocked just to play the dungeon I unlocked. How is that even a fucking question?
>>145139369
>literally a pocket onahole
i'm interested
xth for why live if he'll never be mine
Lv 50 DRG is fun
Is lv 60 DRG fun too?
>>145139391
No I think ive finally solidified my decision at this point. No matter what happens I wont give up. I will protect the cats and become a family man. This is all for now though. I don't like taking selfies.
I wish Jaiba would fuck off again.
hello
There is no way the chance of getting the Slug Shot boost off of Split Shot is 50% you never get that shit unless you Reload
Xth for crafting way too much since 3.3 and not doing much content.
>>145139703
He doesn't even exist anymore
He's afem hyurnow
>buy a room
>"oh boy. I finally get to use all the seasonal shit I've been keeping!"
>realize I threw all of it out because I needed space
>be left with this
Mado plz stop eating bait...
It'll mess with your figure...
Gah, might as well repost here.
>>145138869
I'm a Midlander, currently. Might go Xaela but eh.
>>145139154
Yep,just call me by my in-game name, Benedict or just Ben I guess.Glad you liked it! I need to draw more male Roes honestly.Also, you're welcome again and t-thanks.
>>145139706
more fun to me. I like the way the new abilities mix up your rotation.
>>145139847
>>145139847
>>145139847
I just used it 6 fucking times in a row and didn't get a proc
>>145139912
Its kind of like modern art.
Bed-bugs
>missed male au ra hour
fuck
What race makes the best subs?
>>145139907
>fem hyur
NOT FOR LONG
JOKES ON YOU IM IN THE CC
>>145139703
I created him and I'm just as if not more jealous than you are.
>>145140014
You changed your name so I didn't knowww!!
>>145139716
God bless again, anon.
>>145139580
God I'm so bitter that Trion sucked all the life out of that in exchange for fast money
xth for no 7ft scantily clad male ra snowman bodyguard to protect me
How much does a small plot go for on Excalibur?
What are catboys even good for?
>>145139907
zth no content accomplished and will be forever behind
>>145139969
But I'm already disgusting
>>145139195
Skirt options are pretty limited in this game, I've realized since coming back.
You could try getting this top (drops from new experts) or use orthodox/dravanian for something skirt-ish, then go from there. They both look pretty good with the plain long skirt.
If you want to be really elegant, high house bustle.
>>145140041
I make a pretty good sandwich.
xth for punching
>>145140148
breeding
>>145140014
you're a handsome midlander tho.
but y u so gey
>>145140037
I'm going to rub my scales on this cat
>>145140030
/pet
>>145140037
FUCK YOU
>>145140176
Wanna do stuff on Balmung sometime
Selzh got banned before I could tell him how I really feel.
>>145139532
>>145140184
Same
I've made about 8 mil today. I want to make more money, but I feel so burnt out.
>>145140148
Absolutely nothin'
>>145140259
Ah, the grim specter of revenge approacheth.
>>145140037
xth for destroyed
>>145140214
punch punch punch
Post Highlander feet.
>>145140425
You love him and you want to drink his pee. Don't cha?
>>145140184
Acockmeatsandwich?
>>145140383
Like what?
>>145140425
What a shame, would've loved to hear how that goes.
>>145140176
open arms on gilgamesh if you want to faceplant into content
>>145140030
this made me laugh way too hard.
>>145140041
Midlanders. If only because of Hildi's mom.
>first time hitting 50 and running the 8-person dungeons
i'm so used to having light parties that full parties feels hectic and i hardly feel as if i'm contributing anything as a whm
>>145139808
I missed you too
>>145140020
great sample size, anon. it must never proc!
>>145140540
>BLM
>Blue hair
>Is tall
>Feet
I know you!
>>145140148
Tying up in a basement and draining them daily until they can't move.
>>145140538
Damn right.
>>145140719
draining of blood???
>>145140083
>You changed your name so I didn't knowww!!
Yeh.My name before was pretty lame anyway.
Just had to change it after coming to Balmeme, it's been fun here. Glad to know you're having fun in Excalibur though.
>>145140148
Being punching bags?
>>145140246
I'm sorry, anon! I guess life happened.
>>145140598
Thwacking stuff and things
Im not really a lewdster thought
>>145140683
Yeah, it's shrek aka shattered sun.
Be on the lookout for him and if you see him just put on all of your armor and gear so he doesn't take creepy shot like this of you when you're afk.
It's happened to everyone he's taken a picture of if they have a female avatar.
>>145140540
>ywn eb squid-chan
You'll never know what makes me freeze.
:3
>>145139590
I've been thinking of using that skirt, actually. Haven't seen Hempen Tunic in use, I don't think. Odd as it sounds I've been looking for something that exposes a bit of belly while not losing the 'light armor' look that I'm fond of.
>>145140719
Draining...?
>>145140037
I wish to cum inside of this c@.
>>145140776
No!
>>145140259
SLUT
>>145140482
you're gonna g̢̲͔̬̺̲̗̻̀͞è͔̤̼̣̝̭̩̦͙̫͚̮̺̦̲̜̙͖͠ͅț̸̟̤͖ ̴̢̧͎̤̜͓͙̻̪̣̳̜̱̫͓͕͝/̟͍͇͔͈̣̻͕͕̣̣̬̘́͟ṕ̝̻̫̯̝͇̺̼̩̻̣̫̫̫̪͝ę̵̧̠̹̦̠̱͖̖͍̲̰͉̳͚̯̬ͅt̲̫̼̻͚̲͙̲̝͍̰̝̤̺̰̥̫͢ͅ
Post chocobos, what's the best chocobo color
>>145140929
Naaki please
>>145140896
best you can get to my knowledge is the arachne top, but that's cloth armor. Outside of DRG armor, I can'r really think of light armor that exposes the belly, sadly.
Got a few more pictures that show the hempen tunic, this is pretty old and my newer sets show less leg.
>>145140607
it was a really shocking experience after doing nothing but 4 mans. especially when the other healer is super experienced and you're basically just dragged online for the ride.
>>145140515
please do a better job next time...
>>145140354
you too
>>145141436
Taking good care of the Naakster, I trust?
>>145140606
>What race makes the best subs?
>Midlanders. If only because of Hildy's mom.
Right answer, wrong reason. Julyan is anything but a sub.She's a DRK with a frying pan that has Apache Chief powers.
>>145140105
stop shitposting
>>145141370
It's a bit plain for a top, but it's not half bad. I'll have to poke at the Arachne Top. I've also been considering the Kirimu coat, though it's cliche. Same with the Lightning top.
>>145140540
No one wants to see stinkin' cave woman feet.
>>145140540
?
>>145141597
i will not
>bored
>wants to offer to make ironworks crafting gear for free since, why not?
>that one obnoxious faggot keeps /telling me "gj on killing the market"
These are the same people that demand a price to craft shit when people already slaved away with the mats. Fucking cancerous.
>>145141436
Post lewd
>>145141528
that one was....
..eliminated...
>>145141706
i'll eliminate you too, don't tempt my terrible power
Fantasia time and I have no idea what to go
Whipped up an aura I like but it's an oldie from early HW and I feel a bit blah reusing ideas.
What should I do? Go a different race? Gender? Stick to this?
>>145141594
I honestly thought you mean the sandwiches. You have no idea how much I laughed when I read your post, I feel stupid.
>>145141608
I forgot about that one, despite how many people use it. That would would be good, but you might be further limited on skirts. Maybe the miqo'te starter one would work with it?
>>145140815
don't dress like that if you don't want people taking pictures of you desu
>>145141873
>eliminated
Oh, RIP. Well, hope you're doing alright.
>>145141893
That one looks p. good
>>145141893
>pale raen with blonde hair
yawn
![b251136615[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/m7rurnT.png "b251136615[1].png")
tfw no neato lightning staff
>>145141873
You're a big softy deep down
I bet if a voidsent touched you you'd blush and get weak in the knees like a newborn giraffe
>>145141928
That's what I'm thinking too. It seems dumb to be annoyed at people taking screenshots if you're half-naked.
>>145141903
Sorry, which top? Lightning's Coat or the Kirimu one? I can get/have both, and I'm down for dyeing my Miqo'te skirt.
>>145141893
>face 1
>pale
>blue eyes
>no limbals
>blonde
I don't actually think you could be any more boring and generic without using the default hair.
>>145141873
i will always see you as an undeservedly smug sunc@ no matter how tall you fantasia
>>145141893
Go Lala! You may get some /pets!
>>145141873
can we have an rp where we battle and you lose, and i infect you with my voidsent blood and you get turned into an Au Ra and you can be like wesley snipes as blade and kill your own kind?
>>145141893
Go tanned xaela
>>145142137
I meant the kirimu one if that's the pirate looking one with the open chest
>>145141893
Try anything that isn't a cat first. Play around until you like something or return to lizard if none appeal to you
How do you tell if people are ERPing?
>>145141597
Who is that naked and sexy snowman ra and where do i get more of him?
>>145142039
It used to have brown hair and different eyes, still as generic.
>>145142028
Thanks
>>145142172
I'm not a fan of face 1 myself but my fish and fathorns have been done to death
>no limbals
Wrong, I use very mild limbals because I'm not obnoxious like that.
>>145142210
No no, not today. I just was a lala a few days ago.
>>145142294
I have been everything at least 8 times on a female and once all on males (except male lala, that's a never-go.)
I've run out of ideas, man.
>>145142227
I would if their scales weren't so blue and that fucked with glamours. I'm not too jazzed on blue.
>>145142303
In a party in a private room
>>145141674
Damn, they really need to fix their ground textures.
>>145142221
That's hot. The first part is anyway I love corruption and forced transformations with mind control mixed in.
>>145142210
Am i seeing Mimiwa?
>>145142516
Loh far left
Mimi
Jaiba far right
>>145142378
Look back at everything you've been and choose whichever you like best.
>>145142580
I wanna saveelezenfor last fanta, actually.
>>145142648
Go midlander then.
CATPOSTING REQUEST APPROVED
IT IS NOW CLEAR TO POST CATS
>>145141674
Oh god yes.
>>145142648
My brethren
Unless you're a Duskwight, if so cavenigger plz go and stay go.
>you will never have your bussy filled slowly by squid-chan
Why even live ;_;
>>145142708
Strange way to spell midlander
>>145141939i still don't understand that whole cloud of orbiters that followed him everywhere back then
>>145142071
of course because i would be feeling ill. do me a favour and bring a bucket in case i lose control
>>145142221
thats brilliant, i've got the horns already
>>145142187
>cant be a 12 foot tall cat
life is unfair
>>145142694
I'll see what I can cook up.
>>145142756No, butI like duskwights
>>145142756
What's wrong with Duskwights? Not like they can't go out and kill something that's 10 stories.
I'm getting really burnt out by the patch so far guys. I've been working nonstop irl and nonstop in-game, and I dunno how to feel anymore. Anyway to pick myself up from an in-game rut?
>>145142708
How about you suck the fattest part of my hemroid encrusted dookie cutter nerd
>>145142852
>What's wrong with Duskwights?
Awena
>>145142873
Make friends and take it easy
>>145142873
Take it easy and don't work yourself so much in-game.
>>145142708
goonie moonie reporting
>>145141780
>crafting
>for free
Wh-what about gathering?
>>145142950
I'm too much of an abrasive cunt, so I come off as rude more often than joking. So making friends is hard.
>>145142953
The economy is so fertile right now anon...
>>145142516
Yes!
>>145142967
post pits
>>145142940
>Awena
Who in the blue hell is Awena? Might have to really explain that one and throw in a pic of him/her.
>>145142826
Iunno, dude. He seemed cool for awhile but then his true colors came out. Was alright while it lasted.
>>145142708
oh my dude it is time to DEPLOY A CATPOST
>>145143019
Sounds like something to work on that will benefit you in real life too then.'also the market means nothing if you quit
>>145143108
is it class disinfo shitter poster time already?
>>145143135
I'm not quitting, I need to start sprinting again, since I'm dragging my feet. Like, I've been sprinting since patch release, so of course I'm burnt out. But I don't want to drag my feet, I need to push myself more, help me out Anon.
Also that's only me online, I'm pretty chill and passive irl.
>>145142826
The only thing you'd be throwing up wouldn't be vomit silly.
>>145142873
>working in-game
Need to take it easy. Also what World?
post more naked male characters PLEASE
It's late. Post lewds.
Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I miss 2.xx
>>145143283
it can be
lets shitpost, lad
>>145142708
here's a cat for ya
>>145143442
post sant
>>145143393
I'm on Balmung, and the economy is just spewing with money right now. I need to make as much money as I can within the first month or so before this shit clams up.
>>145143338
a hairball???
https://youtu.be/y7JOBVqcAsw
>>145143475
I take it that top is ARC/BRC/MCH restricted?
>>145143319
Well reward yourself for tasks once in a while. Remember to take small breaks and set goals.
>>145143442
Why not just go to a site like neko-sentai for that?
im gay goddamn
>>145143409
>>145143030
>tfw you will never lewd mimiwa
>>145143442
since you asked so nicely
>>145143651
i have a feeling that lewds of this man exists
dunno why, just have a feeling
>>145143743
I'm afraid you'd be wrong there.
>>145143442
>>145143593
I don't even know how to reward myself to be honest. I was always raised that accomplishment is it's own rewards. But my goal is like "Get really fucking rich 8)", so it's kind of hard to reach an ending.
>>145142773
>Desperate for attention, Rock Lizard latches the gimmicks of other posters.
>>145142708
tank cat
>>145143730
>>145143820
Thanks, I'll love stroking to these.
>>145143818
u wanna bet
>>145143442
>>145143615
STOP
THERE'S NO POINT
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>>145143937
I'm not a betting man.
>>145143954
pretty cute sandcat
>>145143442
A'kay.
>>145143970
ive lost control now im just some automaton lost in the matrix sucking dick for bus fare
remember me.....
Thinking of gearing up my WAR with weeping city. How bad are the queues for it as tank?
>>145143914
Geisha moonie
>>145143574
yeah, it's the sky pirate aiming top. i can't remember the exact name, sorry
>>145143409
>>145144125
Did you ever queue for VA or WoD beyond the first week as a tank? If so, think back to those queue times.
>>145144056
Oh hey I forgot I'm on your data center now yeah?
Also teasing the idea of trying out my mancat again, or trying out male mooncats.
Not too sure since I love my elezen.
>>145144181
Nope. This is the first time I'm tanking 24 man content. But from what I've heard about those queues, I'm assuming horrible?
>>145144125
I asked my tank main buddy and he just screamed at the top of his lungs before dropping to the fetal position. He also said to get the pants first.
>>145144043
post lore chest
i feel like i just became 10 years younger
>>145144220
Mah brethren.
>>145144220
Hey Snadcad, what were you doing to get your Control / Craftmanship Vs? Were you just buying them raw, or did you have some secret spiritbinding technique?
>>145144242
Don't solo queue. I did solo VA queue and saw a movie before it popped.
>>145144220
You're on primal now? that's pretty good, we should try to queue for stuff
imo your cats are pretty good and so is your elezen so I'm no help there
>>145143551
Yeah, the gil is fat right now. Where are you?
>>145144482
Where am I? I'm just running around gathering stuff. My break is I get to mindless grinding nodes for shit to spiritbind my gear for converting purposes. Then my work is crafting the gear to sell and bind at the same time.
>>145144358
Oh, Thanks for the tip, anon.
Anyone on Balmung wanna queue with a scrub tank that'll probably wipe your raid a bunch of times?
PSTLily Celestine.
>>145144307
MahComrade
>>145144363
Yep, I'm on excalibur.
And It's all good!
>>145144346
I did quite a damn lot of beastmen quest so I horded a lot of T4 materia that I transmuted for the T5s I have.
Also if you gather your own shit, toss some double melded moghome gear or even better make some crafting lv55 gear to replace your perception gear on your gathering sets and SB away as you gather.
It isn't the best way to do things but its what I've been doing.
>>145144256
Lore chest?
c@boys in the new moonfire chest are sexy as hell
>>145144689
move arms
I'm so close. Anyone want to be a good littleslutand push me over the edge?
>>145144613
Hmm, but I'm mainly gathering 1 star mats, and I'm already tempted on blowing my brains out since it's 76 percent.
>but anon that's 3 in 4 in theory
yeah, but like, I'm NEVER FUCKING LUCKY, so I only hit that 24% every single time. I've gone through a node a gotten 0 out of 4 of the node's item.
So reducing my chances isn't the best bet.
>>145144769
>>145144798
no
>>145144798
>>145144613
I would also do a FemRoe if possible, but I'm good with what I've got.
One male Midlander and two fem Elezens. Hell of a setup.
>>145142826
I wish a xaela would grab you by the throat hold you down and fuck until you learned your place.
>>145145006
what have you done
Dyed Hyur racial gear is pretty cute.
>>145144798
>>145144689
You're the biggest tool in this thread.
>>145142453
>tfw love mind control more than anything else but its such a niche thing that its hard to find people that like it without sounding weird
it hurts...
>>145145265Updated files where? ;_;
i'm so close release me from this hell
>>145145319
Well, that goes without saying.
If I hear "two souls intertwined" one more fucking time I'm going to scream
>>145145321
>tfw like it
>no idea how to rp it
>>145145550
two souls intertwined
>>145145551
I've done a bit of it. I like to do the dichotomy of what you are being told to feel and what you really feel, and slowly giving way to one. Since it's a totally inward thing it's more for my benefit I guess. I don't think whoever i'm RPing with would find that very hot.
>>145145550
two souls intertwined
>>145145550
two souls intertwined
>>145145550
walk free
>>145145329
Gonna have to hope for some Anon to upload those .dat files. My internet is nowhere near good enough to upload stuff that big.
>>145145550
too soles been ture wine
>>145144562
Well I'm up for a bunch more hours so respond when I can catch you.
>>145145082
drank a fantasianow my futacock is even bigger aharuaurrhaurahruahraarhahah
pic unrelated, my favorite thing in this patch
Name a cuter Highlander.
Pro tip, you can't.
>>145145647
>>145145707
>>145145736
>>145145805
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145146019
rukira michaelis
ada's old highlander
nashu marette RIP
>>145146019
Ada, Mafu, Harp, Tilia, literally any other highlander.
>>145146019
i can't. no highlander is cute
especially not lance
>>145146019
two souls intertwinedthat pic makes lancia look a lot better than she does ingame
>shitty miqo'te who think they're cuter than actual characters with effort hour
snoozefest
>Just trio'd Ampador hard
Goddamn this game is easy.
>>145146113
no shit his character is drawn to look like an actual girl and not a shitty tranny like all other highlanders
>>145146150
>lance
>effort
The only effort he puts into anything is picking the shittiest artists to do his commissions.
>>145146093
>old highlander
wat
>>145146106
i see how it is
>>145146265
dont you dare ever accuse me of being shanoa ever again
For the 240 MNK relic should I dump the points into crit rate and accuracy?
>>145146334
okay granola
>>145146171
>Needing a full three people for Amdapor hard.
>>145146265
>>145146334
is that why people do that?
>>145146334
hi abe
>>145146546
yes hello i am abe
i cammed for vjera and paks
i hate vjera so much i never shut up about her
i love you shirou please dump sera for me
why the fuck is this so funny to me
>>145145953Is it actually?tfw too shy to approach
Does anyone on Balmung want to do Diadumb for gathering only? As in, can you bring me into your diadumb party for gathering? I'll pay you.
How hard is it to find a cute cuntboy for my elezen futa to dick?
>>145147046
What is WRONG with you people?
>>145146638
of course it is
>>145147046
>cuntboy
ahahahahahahahh
>>145146603
how do i get abe to erp me?
>>145147046Pretty difficult on Balmung. There's at least one on Behemoth, however.
>>145146019
"Cute?"
Dunno, I found my sister though
>trying to transfer from cerberus to balmung
>won't let me lol server's full!
I'm literally trying to give you money.
>>145147682
>contributing to the refugee crisis
You can sit there and wait.
You guys are gross glad I'm in Mateus now
Hello friends <3
>>145147046
>cuntboy
Impossible.I wish it wasn't. ;_;
>>145147726
Why should I wait?
>>145147769
Can I fuck this cat?
>>145147869
Maybe ;3
Best music of the update by far, and it's not an original.
where do i buy the lewd patch
So question for crafters - how much would you charge someone to make the ironworks set if you were providing all of the mats + crystals/clusters?
>>145148146
google naughty weaver
>>145148210
I would tell them to bring me the head of a male elezen on a plate.
Does that answer your question?
>>145147967
>not Revenge of the Horde
>>145147172
>>145147796
This is such a shame
>>145147941
I know that highlander in the background
See you all again in about a week or so. {Take care.}
