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Associates aren't paid for CEO crates edition

>Stale Bread
>>145068974

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
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First for people with black characters are degenerates
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cyka blyat!
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ala ways
ha
pee
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4th for best car
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am i meme enough?
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6th for best car
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Rumpo Life
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>>145121631
Update this for me, will you?

Kill-on-sight list:
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>Gang-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone driving an Osiris
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
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>>145122304
holy fuck, the autism
literal, unironical autism
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>>145122304
Kill-on-sight list:
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>Gang-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit crew players
>GTAG members
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone not wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone not driving an Osiris (the best car)
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Anyone who's character is black
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name


Here faggot
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OI

Does the safe do anything?
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>>145122712
No
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>>145121548
test
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Slavbrahs ww@
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alright, since i can post now

>what the fuck am i doing with my life
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r8 my generic slav.
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>>145120987
>>145121881
where is mine
>>145123192
oh wow
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>>145123229
Aлeкceй/10
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>rammed into a tree not even at full speed and exploded
>tfw they really did nerf the buzzard

for what purpose

PS I'm thinking about buying a helicopter so should I get the Swift or the Frogger?
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It's not enough that I'm happy, everyone else must suffer if they have what I can't have.
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Add me to the crew please. My sc is FindingCMO
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>>145123561
swift is fastest
frogger is for qt frogposters
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>org leader demands he gets to fly the plane
>I let him fly the plane
>non-org crew-kills us
>org leader blames me, kicks me from org, crew-kills me and invites crew-killer to org
???????????
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>>145123873
>overwatch meme pic
kys
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>>145123873
wtf...
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>>145123229
nice car
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look at this photograph
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>>145124883
Every time I do it makes me laugh
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>>145124883
lik dis if u laff evretim
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OK, so I did some unofficial test on certain mountain trails, sand dunes, and hill crossings, and the armoured XLS is just better at everything compared to the armoured baller LE. It is better at steep inclines, and less prone to spin-outs when going Baja across the map. So not only is it better on road, but better offroad too. The baller does have slightly better ground clearance but it is negligible.
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Fat puchi
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>>145125260
fugg
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Post Noir

Here's my P.I.
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>>145123873
Take pictures when something like that happens
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Question; Is it possible to upgrade my office once I buy it, IE, change the style, add a safe/locker/accommodations or do I have to have the cash up front for all of it?
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>>145125772
yes
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How long until the Assistant sells us out and takes over?
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>>145125891
The assistant won't need to sell us out with how much evidence we leave lying around the office.
Thankfully the police are neither smart nor motivated enough to get a warrant.
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can someone explain how to glitch associate body armor as an outfit? is it still possible?
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>>145125981
Harharhar
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>police will never have long-term investigations of a player after you escape a wanted level leading to getting tailed by FIB crews that have to be tastefully avoided
>blips will never be disabled, allowing players to blend in with pedestrians
>firing from vehicles when driving will never be disabled thus making it so one-man shooting and driving machines are no longer a thing
>free roam will always be bland
>race classes will never be fixed
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>cant dual wield pistols or uzis

why? michael would totally go john woo
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>>145126624
when? dual pistols/small shotguns/SMGs and the jetpack are two of the features i miss the most from GTA:SA
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>>145126858
Dual wielding is a meme
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>>145127270
it's a cool meme
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>Deliver cargo
>PV warps to the other side of the map
Thanks R*
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Its been a while
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how do i have fun in this game?
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Something that isn't an Audi just to mix it up
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>>145127645
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am i meme?
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>people who unironically try to kill VIPs doing headhunter or sightseer
how desperate for money do you need to be to do such a thing
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>>145127645
>1280x1024
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>>145127762
nice
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>>145127645
the power...of PC....
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>>145128091
nah. if you're gonna live up to that ese shirt you better go the full mile and wear khaki cargo shorts though
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>>145128209
ezek is a poor mexican
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>>145127645
Didn't think anyone else would be using 1280x1024 here
4:3 m-master race
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Is Headhunter glitched for anyone else? Just now I wasn't able to kill the last target or any of his bodyguards, they just kinda stood there. Buzzard rockets wouldn't lock on and none of my guns did anything either.

Here's the weird thing though, once the time ran out I still got paid 20k. I've gotten paid a little more for doing it in less time though. Also right after the VIP Work Over thing came up both the target and the bodyguard reacted to me finally - the bodyguard started shooting at me and the target died after yelling like he'd been set on fire (probably because I threw a molotov at him earlier)

i dont really care because i got paid anyway but wow, great job on this rockstar
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>>145126623
>police will never have long-term investigations of a player after you escape a wanted level leading to getting tailed by FIB crews that have to be tastefully avoided
I really do hope they could add some sort of realism mode to GTA6 which has detectives/actual police planning.
>Detectives find you by DNA because you have long hair and didn't use a hair gown.
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>>145129135
I dunno if I'd want that level of detail, but I want there to be more longterm consequences to things. At the moment, there's really nothing linking your exploits dynamically to eachother which makes doing stuff feel kinda meaningless. Having things like the cops looking into you when you're making lots of money doing shady shit or having just gotten away from a police chase makes things way more interesting.
All in all, GTAO was an interesting experiment and I hope they do way more effective things with the next GTA.
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Is it worth it to get the poorfag 1 mil office? Will that cash be made back easily?
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>>145129492
You'll need a warehouse to start making money m8, cheap large is like 2mil, medium is 1m~ and I don't know about small but guessing 500k~, easily depends if you're in a heavy /gtag/ or solo session because you'll get bent over by randoms in hydras otherwise
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>>145129486
I want that option though.
Same with criminal organizations actively doing things.
Rockstar has the city/surroundings down really well but they need to make the game feel more alive and organic.
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>>145122162
BEST vehicle this update
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The SAIGA is so fucking good now with the drum mag. It reliably kills enemies in a single shot to the upper-chest like a Heavy Sniper but can be used at closer ranges easily PLUS the slug rounds are more reliably accurate than the buck used in the Assault.
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I am convinced my securoserve statue keeps changing, is this crate related?
at first it was black, then glass, now it seems to be filling up with something.

Is anyone elses changing with the more CEO warehouse work they do?

>>145128209
>>145128819
Nothing wrong with a 17inch monitor lads.
I got a 21 but it gives me headaches after a few hours.
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>>145129729
I play exclusively on the Xbone with my young, easily abused sidekick friend and part time street negro.
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>>145129729
cheapest small warehouse is 250k
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>>145121893
What car is this?
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>>145123561
frogger is a balanced agile and fast helicopter. Frogger tends to be dominant in air races because it loses less speed when turning frequently.

In freeroam, you tend to just fly in straight lines though giving swift the edge

But really, buy the buzzard, you can spawn it for free when you opt to become a vip, and while its not that fast, its the most agile helicopter in the game.
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>>145129486
they could just have a police style org instead of ai police that try to capture you in the middle of stuff.
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>>145130049
mamba
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>series a coke
>helicopter team
>fly over to the yacht, clear it out then both of the ground members die
>one of them, the lowest level person in the heist, spergs out and says that the helicopter team is meant to stay in the air even though we were doing a great job and didn't have any problems
>restart
>we escape with the coke easily but the guy using the heli can't fly for shit
>heli is smoking, he lands in the middle of the eastern industrial area and they both get out
>i get into the pilot seat and fly to trevor's warehouse, losing all the heat i had
>the lowest level calls me a hacker
this is why CEO missions are superior to heists
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>>145129975
>>145127645
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Too depressed to play desu
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>>145129879
saiga?
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>>145131842
who
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>>145131904
Shotgun of killing vehicles faster than a heavy revolver.
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>>145129847
It's literally the only one I bought.
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>>145131842

Are you me?
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>>145122463
>unironical
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>pay for crates
>mission doesnt start
ROCKSTAR
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>>145131904
Heavy Shotgun from LTS Update
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>>145122304
It's impossible to tell who has a red blip now with the VIP shit
Fuck I hate that
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how much of a shitter car is the armored schafter?
I dun wanna be a shitter
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>>145132524
Using any armored vehicle makes you a shitter.
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>>145132524
Patrician-tier armored car. Get the XLS though if you want to really plow through shit.
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Can I sell yet?
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>>145132176
Best car or best car
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>>145129879
I still prefer the normal extended mag. It low rate of fire, high accuracy, and high damage mean I never really run dry when using it. The faster reload is more useful since you should always be topping off a shot gun.
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me and god are gonna get naked for satan
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>>145132821
but you don't ever need to top it off if you have 30 rounds since there are very few times when you'll need all 30 of those in a row
even accounting for misses
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unofficial trailer for this shit update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvdnNwk8B64
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>>145132524
Not terribly shitter. It can withstand an explosion, but you're still able to be shot through the windows/windshield like every other car.
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help, even when I pay I don't get the crates.
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>>145133664
Is that money legit?
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>>145133784
of course not
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>pick up crate and deliver it to the warehouse
>go to exit
>endless black loading screen
>this isn't even the first time this has happened
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>>145130245
I already have a Buzzard, it's kinda why I haven't bought any other helicopter I feel like I don't really need them.

But I've got some spending money still so I figured I'd go for it. I'm probably gonna go with the Swift though so thanks amigo

>>145132524
Armored Schafter and XLS are the Bobby Big-Dick choices for shitter vehicles

Kuruma drivers have 2 inch wieners
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Does the militia 2 bodyguard vest glitch still work? We cant seem to get it to save.
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>>145132176
I really can't decide between the Rumpo and the Brickade, like the Rumpo is the obvious choice in almost every way, but I really like the Brickade.
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>>145135319
Why not both?
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>>145135461

cuz hes a poorfag
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>>145135762
dont buly
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>>145136102
you're lucky i dont know your name ingame or i would jet grief the shit out of you
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>>145136609
its the same, comfyanon
i can dox them if you want
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>>145136807
dox your mom faggot
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>>145136807
>>145137408
DOX MY ASS
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I can't hold back anymore. I want to do the Cheat Engine trick so I can get the warehouses and offices. Anybody tried it with this patch? Thanks
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>>145129135
>GTA6 Online has same realism
>everyone runs around in clean suits with their feet shoved in tissue boxes
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>>145132337
Go outside, half the time you get the phone call and it starts normally.
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How do you get special items? People keep telling me after every 10 crates but I haven't got a damn thing yet
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Is there any reason NOT to buy the 1.9mil large warehouse?

I get that it's kinda out of the way but so are half the other large warehouses that are like $2.6-3.5 mil
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>>145139148
No
I bought two mediums and I'm regretting it
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WHERE THE FUCK
>>145138907
it's random
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>>145139148
No. There is no reason to waste money on smaller warehouses unless you're already poor. Just like there is no reason to buy any office besides Lombank or Maze West.
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>>145122304
>stop liking what i dont like!: the post
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>>145122304
>not falling under any of these criteria
ABSOLUTELY HALAL
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>>145132176
Where are my white Rumpo Custom bros at?
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>>145141170
Trying to find a low population lobby.
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>>145141170

>not race yellow
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Maid to clean up the CEO office when?
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>>145137408
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>>145141997
you'd have to pay her fucking thousands in order for her to keep quiet about the piles of evidence around the place
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>>145142194
>you will never have your own Patricia
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tfw you can't just spend all day talking shit on Lifeinvader and Bleeter with your assistant

worst part of the update 2bh
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So according to this mouth breather, its been fixed so bodyguards get a cut of what is sold in crates.

Can anybody confirm? Last thread we all seemed agreed it was bullshit.

Why has this rumour suddenly popped up?
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>>145143368
That guy is lying. At least on PC, associates don't make anything for the sales they wouldn't normally get through secureserve pay, IE, The 5-10K per 15 minutes get's paid when they are an associate of a sale in addition to the regular 15 minutes timer.
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>>145143647
>associates don't make anything for the sales they wouldn't normally get through secureserve pay

this literally breaks the entire update

Imagine how much more motivated both bodyguards and rivals would be to get involved

>Destroy enemy crate? Worth more than 2k, worth risk of pissing off and not being able to do trade

>Bodyguards HIGHLY invested in the loot, as they get a cut of its profits

But no, Rockstar can't allow fun now, can they? Fucking retards.
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>>145143368
Because people on the support forums are retarded
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>>145143856
Don't even lie m8

Bodyguards even getting 20% of the final cut would improve this update 100%

Nobody has any motivation or need to be a bodyguard, for any reason. Its pointless.
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>>145143753
Rockstar only allows fun for griefshitters.
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>>145143368
>btw I goyed up so I deserve special attention
Absolutely disgusting.
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>tfw all of gtag is spread out over multiple sessions

I just want to find a lobby where I can do shit in peace
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>>145143991
>Heres some fucking hydra jets with no viable defence if you are on the ground
>Oy vey buy a shark card and get your own hydra of course goyim

fucking cuckstar

>>145144019
he WILL get special attention though

Rockstar are not here to provide more content
They're here to fucking sell goycards
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>>145144060
>Go into a session
>Block the game in your firewall
>Find a new session which should put you in your own
>Unblock the game
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>takes money
>doesnt give me mission for crates
ROCKSTAR
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>tfw
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>>145144498
Dude, stock your fridge, bro.
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>>145144163

I don't want to be alone though
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Did some motherfucker just manage to boot everyone into a solo session?
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I'm only getting special crates, is this a glitch
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>>145144904
No the game just hates you much like /gtag/ does
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>>145144904
HAAAAAAX
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>>145143368
I fucking wish this was the case.

>We heard of this rumour earlier today
>We hop on and shift a full fucking warehouse of 111 crates

>Bro gets 2.7 million
>I get 8k

Fucking kill me.
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fact: literally everyone who wears face paint, especially the edgy full-face halloween ones is a shitter
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>>145143979
These are the developers that think it's okay to add in a literal gold reskin of a vehicle in the game that costs $150 in real life

If you actually think they want you to have money in this game, then there is something wrong with you
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post CEOs
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>>145145289
fact: literally everyone is a shitter

it is actually impossible to find a good human that plays GTA
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>>145145689
This is the part I dont understand though.

The game would now literally be worthwhile to me, if either I could pay bodyguards out my own pocket (no sharing cash goyim) or just give bodyguards a set cut from any sales I do.

I could work with either of those, but no. No we can't have that. That might be fun.
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>>145145691
>i_run_this_town.jpg
>all red
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>>145145691
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>>145145691
>all red

You should have bought warehouses with your mom's credit card instead of that ugly ass outfit..
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>>145145964
>>145146123

uhm, obviously those are the rival criminal leaders that i have gotten rid of...
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>>145146123
>>145145964
you realize only 2 warehouses can be bought right?
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>>145146030

How's that teeny tiny garage going, ISIS?

>>145145691
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>>145146267
>you realize only 2 warehouses can be bought right?

I'm so fucking done with this game.

>Hydra shitters now have targets that fucking pay them money to destroy
>No way to defend against Hydra shitters
>New content MUST be played in public
>Bodyguards make fuck all money
>So, no reason to be a bodyguard
>Heists have fucking cooldowns so you can't even grind those

Game is shit. This was its last chance to be good, and it came so fucking close but it fucked it up.
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>>145145691
>i_run_this_town.jpg
Dude you look like a faggot
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>>145146267
You can buy 5 warehouses dumbass.
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>>145146267
wtf you can buy five
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>>145146384
it's perfect, why would a terror cell need a commercial size industrial warehouse for clandestine ops
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Please stop the simpsons avatarfagging.
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I just want to find a good Gtag wife and settle down together
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>>145146606
I looked up that last homer just to spite you :^]
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>>145146606
No.
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>>145146701
Sucks to be you because the only women in /gtag/ are whores
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How do i make mone in a fun way?
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>>145144836
>The hero this city needs
Where? Is Higgus the Homo blocking us from seeing him?
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>>145146793
>How do i make mone in a fun way?

how fucking new are you?
>fun
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>>145146793
Whore yourself out, then use the money to buy shark cards. :^)
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>>145146793
sell gta buy overwatch
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>>145145691
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>>145146945
>overwatch
>fun
i see blizzdrones are even infiltrating this general, shame
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>>145145821
there are some, they just keep a low profile
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>>145147109
>blizzdrone
It's literally the GTA V of 2016, the only thing I really know about it is that smashtubers are having fun with it and that it actually looks tons more fun than GTA V
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Anyone on PC mind helping me get a hearse?
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>>145146746
Stop it
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>>145147372
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>>145147372
Simpsons > Idol gremlins
t. >>145146606
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>>145147001
Nice clipping
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>>145147359
Isn't there some CEO mission that automatically spawns one of these now? I saw a friend sniping at a bunch of people at the cemetery with what looked like a funeral even though they were in normal NPC clothes

That reminds me, can we get a Dubsta 2 now that they spawn in traffic? I haven't even seen any yet
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>>145147575

Blame R* animations
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I dialed my assistant for the first time and found out she can take cars out of the impound without you having to go there and do it.
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>>145145691

looks like shit for some reason but whatever
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>>145147696
Maybe if you played a male like a normal person it wouldn't happen
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>>145125582
not bad/10
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>>145147620
There is but I don't have the space to buy anymore crates. They only spawn in on that one animal material mission.
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>>145147620
yeah the hearse spawns in a mission where you need to kill 3 epsilon cultists in order to verify your trustworthiness
and the dubsta 2 has always spawned in traffic, it's just ultra rare
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>>145147620
>Dubsta 2 now that they spawn in traffic
Are you jesting me?
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>>145147863

>men
>normal

pick one
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>>145147696
Are you playing now?
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>>145148084
makes sense that someone looking like the CEO of tumblr inc would say that
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>follow the blood trail
Cargo missions can be pretty fun senpai
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>>145122304
isn't that convenient, because my kill on sight policy includes everyone I meet apart from crewmates.
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>>145122304
HAHA YES KILL

K
I
L
L
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>yfw pool still isn't in the game
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>can sit in every chair in your office
>cuckstar for some reason won't add this ability to your apartments

for what purpose. like how much effort would it ever take to do something like that?
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>>145145691
You too, can be a Nice Guy!
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>>145122304
Lemme update that for you

Kill-on-sight list:
>Anyone
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>>145148881
>playing as whitey

straight busta
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>>145148881
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>>145145691
The fact I run highly illegal operation from the office overlooking both federal agencies pleases me greatly.
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>>145148216

No I got dropped from my session I'm playing overwatch instead

>>145148216

You're too kind
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>>145147372
Throw it away, man
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>buy 18 crates
>exit lobby and see one guy has joined
>he's in an jet
>don't feel like getting my whole shipment blown up so disconnect then reconnect my internet
>timed out. please return to a new GTA Online session
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>>145149535
meant 3 crates lmao
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>can't give my corporation logos
>can't give my corporation quirky little slogans
Why even bother?
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>>145149858
90% of the userbase isn't creative enough for that
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marrying fellow players when?? or even npcs paige is cute
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>>145150092
Valentines update 3
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>>145121548
Can someone add me back to PC GTAG?
SC: Fshy__
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>>145150092
thankfully never
>paige is cute
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thunk
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>>145150092
they let 2 characters get in the same bed now so y'all are getting there

all those kids and kvs must be getting to rockstar
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>>145150319

>Paige is too ugly to be female
>she starts taking hormone therapy
>Paige is now Paul
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>>145150387
Damn, how did you manage that?
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>>145150387
>that monroe
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>>145150457
friendly fire is off because they're in the same organization.
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>>145150275
Gotcha
>>145150396
That's been in since launch dumbass.
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Daily reminder that Higgus is a pedo.
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Can I purchase a bare-bones office and then add features like the gun and money safes or change the decoration later?
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>>145150617

When did this meme start?
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Reminder that Crime did nothing wrong.
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>>145150702
Hi Crimeshitter
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>>145150468
>looking at it from the top
Hey, that yellow actually looks pretty good, it was a common color on IRL Lamborghini Miuras and...
>camera swings a little to the side, notice neons and lowrider wheels
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>145150649
Yup, and as a matter of fact, you actually should do that. There's the option to preview the other decor options from inside the office, which is far better than choosing from a small picture in the Dinasty 8 website.
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>no fishing
>no custom vehicle livery
>no skateboards
>no snooker/bowling
>no arcade machines
>no pets
>no fame or shame competition
>no jetpacks
>no casino
>no restaurants
>no gym
>no ambulance/fire fighter missions
>no hunting with your crew
>no phone upgrades
>no hot air balloons
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>>145150852
My friend is a dumb fuck who puts neon and whitewalls on every car.

He has a Gold Stinger GT, with Pink Neon the dumb fuck.
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>>145150702
No shit, Blater just got mad she refused his advances and was better than him
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>>145150930
Just like xiaopengding421318931381380 is better than everyone in the server when he blows them all up, sure ;)
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>>145150930
>>145151265
can someone fill me in on this drama?
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>>145151457
Basically - Person who claims to be female constantly brags about how good they are, is extremely obnoxious, then is caught cheating in a gamemode against other members of the crew, is found to have an account on the forums of a popular cheat menu and has been seen deleting cars with a pistol, damning evidence to most people but some people still vehemently defend him due to the fact that they're thirsty, desperate unfuckable nerds.
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>>145151627
and they're still in the crew? whew
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>Sitting in my office with full warehouses
>Too paranoid of randoms shitting up my business
>Everybody "left"

Bueno
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crimefighter did nothing wrong
higgus did nothing wrong
FLYNN_LIVES did nothing wrong

It is a propaganda against /gtag/

Be smart, don't let them trick you
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I'm taking care of all the cute puchis
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>>145151765
>they turned the biggest annoyance in a public lobby into something people want
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for some reason the stakeout cops in cargo missions (the ones in unmarked staniers and grangers) are stupidly fast and relentless and almost impossible to lose (they can even see through the ground if you get in the subway) but it appears you can safely kill them without fear of raising your wanted level
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>>145151835
Take care of them, please
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>>145151919
are those staniers even garagable?

putting sirens at LSC on select cars so you can pretend to be e detective when
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Tfw 9 figures, she'd bang me
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>>145152094
>are those staniers even garagable?
No, they're blacklisted
What I do want to know is whether or not the unarmored Kurumas are garageable because I saw a thread saying that they were but they were locked when I tried to get in them earlier
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Is there any point whatever to getting three items at a time for your warehouse? It seems like 100x more work than the two item missions and costs more too.
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>>145151752
No they left before any action could be taken.
The only reason you still see them ingame anymore is because they sucked up to NullProphet and I haven't gotten enough of a reason to kick/ban them.
Still banning Crime the second they rejoin the crew.
Also not blater, just a comm who's sick of this shit.
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>>145152457
uhm, you can buy unarmored kurumas from the website
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>Rockstar will never ever adjust pricing and payouts because they are making so much easy money on sharkcards
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>>145152590
For 95 thousand dollars.
I would much rather grab one off some korean stickup crew member for free.
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>>145152612
>shark cards will never be removed, no matter how many years pass
>c*'s fw people will still continue to buy shark cards in 2054
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If I'm doing solo CEO missions and want to sell a full warehouse, do I really need to hire two associates to move shit?
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>>145153257
Sometimes but you can usually find a new session quickly and retry until you get one that is soloable. If you have to move three trucks or something don't even bother trying.
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