Jamma jam Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Nth for Omega.
Xth for hiding your kink power level.
sans
>>144995617
>>144995083
>>144995601
You probably weren't expecting this.
What IS in the crate anyways?
xth for flowey
Greetings anon! I'm glad to say I'm free for the day, so I'm gonna spend it exercising and posting here between sets! I hope you've had a great day and plan to continue it to the end of today, anon!
What have you done today anon?
I love you!
BABY
BONES
>>144996171
my son
>>144996110
sans
>>144996068
Thank you for being sane about it.
>>144996110
sends
>>144995979
More like
Jam it in edition
>>144996171
METTATON NO
I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?
>>144996403
sleepy mettaton ex
>>144996403
Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK playing
>>144996403
Chara and Frisk and Asriel playing in a waterpark.
>>144996273
pls no bully
>>144996285
samsung galaxy s6
>>144996171
It's where we store the cummies
>>144996343
What does he say again?
>>144996403
DRAW THUNDERSNAIL
frisk and blooky doing the thundersnails
>>144996403
Chara hugging Gaster.
>>144996403
Young Muffet and Papyrus selling cookies in Monster Scout uniforms
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>144996171
Oh, boy! Is it another one of these?
OPEN IT!
>>144996223
Greetings again!
Oh, this reminds me I should exercise as well. I have not been doing so lately.Maybe later.Have fun with those gains!
>>144996403
Vulkin the Undying. So powerful, it's lava actually does heal!
>>144996403
Omega Flowey taking Frisk out to get ice cream
>>144996403
Flowey prepared for combat with a small sword, shield and maybe helm
>>144996403
drawme____andyou___on a date
>>144996403
Could you draw your depiction of Underfell Gaster having a chat with Grillby?
>>144996284
/r/equesting this image with Chara shopped out
>>144996223Get sweaty, you cutie
>>144996284
hey no problem. i enjoy some stuff my own way that probably wouldn't make sense to others, and others do things that don't make sense to me. Doesn't mean they can't do it or I should get heated about it. Keep on doing you.
Wanna lift with bestgoat! Wanna be able to lift bestgoat!
nth for roaming the land as adventurers with Toriel!
>>144996059I love you
>>144996403
You can always draw cute Asriel.
>>144996262
Why would you put your son in a crate, you maniac.
>>144996343
LIGHTS
CAMERABOMBS
>>144996460
Don't do that to the poor boy.
>>144996570
But how?
>>144996223i want to lick your muscles
>>144996725
>>144996570
I'll try to! But it's hard work.
>>144996736I will but don't get all wierd about it again.
>>144996972
Anon no.
>>144996459
songs and puppy
>>144996972I want to lick his tanned legs
>>144996864I love you too
>>144996459
sassafras and pumpernickel
>>144996958
>But how?
With an MTT brand crowbar, of course.
What's a reasonable, non-ant image size?
>>144997086
i have to, plus it would help you cool off, i think... i dunno just let me.
>>144997124
you've seen them? how tanned are they?
Void~
>>144996223
Good evening, Anon.
I've been thinking on what you said and now I'm trying to figure out how to discover myself.
How are you?
>>144997265
16x16
>>144997265
The biggest you can get.
If art, the shorter side should be at least 600-1000 pixels.
>>144996403
Asrielle making a snow angel.
>>144996223
nothing!
i'm a complete disgrace for my family!
but how are you doing?
>>144996403
How about the shopkeep bunny comforting the innkeep bunny?
>want to be a kindposter
>never have the time to respond to every post in the thread
I'm just not kind enough
>>144997096
i need more pics of sand with doggies
>>144997236
salamander, ping pong and frosty
>>144997534
Yeh fuk u
>>144997534
Good, there are too many
by not being a "kindposter", you're being very kind to us. Thank you anon
I can't believe how fast we shitposted the other thread to completion with just 68 people and with 4chan being a laggy piece of shit in the middle there somewhere too.
>>144996725
I did my best senpai, hope it's good enough
>>144996570
Nono, anon, how can you disregard your health like this?
Exercise is important and healthy for you! You should atleast try to do some in your home from time to time.
I mean, you don't have to. It's just a suggestion!
>>144997534
I'm glad you're not one tbqh we already have like five. I appreciate you more as just another anon.
>>144997237We don't have those.
>>144997309
Anon no!
If you need to cool off, let's get ice cream together instead of... that.
>>144997341
That's good anon, I hope you find the answer soon. Energetic now, but I'll wear that down soon enough.
>>144997438
Don't be that way anon. You can't be any worse than my family and I.
Doing good, you?
>>144997534
You don't need to be like me to help people out anon! There's always someone who needs a helping hand!
>>144997736
Saved, nice work friend. Another demon removed.
>>144996403
Undyne and Alphys on a tandem bicycle.
Undyne is pedaling so hard that Alphys can barely hold on.
>>144997689
a briliant day in /utg/ history.
>>144997689
We are slowly drying up like the Dead Sea but that onlymakes us more deadly
ALRIGHT guys I took Wayyy too much whiskey and I'm with frowns so If somebody I don't like shows up make sure to meme them... look is this real or is it fake please respond
>>144997745
http://67.media.tumblr.com/afec40527cab7c8b74c63601b9970423/tumblr_inline_o5pffbVEAQ1tjxi65_1280.png
>>144997745
Wait, is that a Russian file name for a pumpkin image?
>>144997880
Pretty sure Alphys couldn't even reach the pedals
>>144997829
i'm fine
but really, i need to do a lot of things and i haven't done anything at all today
and you're not a disgrace, don't be so harsh about yourself
It's the thought that counts.
>>144997829
yes! ice cream that we can eat off each other's bodies! excellent idea
>>144997995
Frick please drink less. We don't want you to hurt yourself.
Should I try Salt and Sanctuary?
>>144998242
No I'm just a lonely ahitposter... at least I d m
Friends it's nice having friends
>>144997995
>. look is this real or is it fake please respond
What
I'm so confused
>>144997736
Good work!
>>144997534
Just do it every once in a while. We don't need more permanent ones, as others have said.
>>144998197
Does this mean Undertale is nowUnderwear?
>>144997995
Please anon, drink less. We want you to look out for yourself.
>>144998098
That's good, but you may want to get to work. It'll be dark before you know it!
Whether or not I am is debatable, but they seem to think I am. That's not important, though.
>>144998197
ANON NO
>>144998282
I found it fun for a while. So yeah.
Good night /utg/.
>>144998431
Never this is Mr life bringing bad memes to the world's and beyond... my legacy I must say
>>144998343
I will be your friend
who is your favourite character
>>144998414bare feet
>>144998402
is this a reference?
>>144998498
ANON YES
>>144997745
Fuck you, now I'm going to eat whatever I want, and gain another 150kg.
>>144997569
santana and five finger death punch
>>144998565
>>144998565
Do you sleep with socks on?
>>144998591
It's not a reference, it's a pun.
>>144998548
No please, I am kind of concerned for your health.
Please consider drinking less in the future.
>>144998498
it's dark already, desu
and yeah, i guess you're right
but the things is you should be alright about yourself, so don't feel like you're a disgrace, please
>>144998691
Not him but I do sometimes
It's comfy af
>>144996842
Exploring old ruins together, collecting artifacts, finding ancient secrets. Heck yes.
>>144998691
Not him but usually yea
>>144998691
nope
>>144998667feet and exposed leg
>>144998691
not him, but yeah
>>144998707
i dont get it but im also stupid so
Which Anon's feet would you touch
>>144998691
it's too hot for that shit nigga
>>144998926
Mine
>>144998849
>>144998926
I'd touch yourswith an axe and cut them off without anesthetic
>>144998986
what the fuck are those stumps
>>144998085
I saved most of Petite's art from here and some other website before visiting her Tumblr.
>>144998598
>another
>>144998604
>you will never high five frisky business
why must i live in this hell anon?
>>144998691
>he doesn't fill his socks with lotion and wear them to bed
>>144999036
that would hurt
>>144999068
chibi feet
>>144998926
feet are disgusting
>>144998986
don't tarnish the name of thundersnail.
>>144999036
What is this, ancient China? At least use a machete.
>>144999220
>using a memechete
>>144998926
Most of them desu
>>144999187
You ever just wannalovea human?
>>144999443
Yes.
>>144999220
Not him, but fuck the machete, make it last a little longer.
Why don't we just use a spoon?
>>144998775fucking like mad in the tent after a hard day's work
>>144997745
I do! By lately, I meant the last couple of days.
>tfw you realize pumpkin has been doing lots of Muffet art recently
This is too good to be true.
>>144997784
Then start making them! Get on it!
>>144999187
I want to fondle those two toes
>>144999114
No spiderhole or web will save you from the fat I'm storing up, Spiderposter. I will roll you down.
>>144996503
>>144999542
Wait, has an anon being impersonating me?Should I feel flattered?
>>144999574
Not the original requester but this art is pretty cute.
>>144999574
How do you win this game?
>>144999574
thats a big snail
>>144999574
GLORIOUS
>>144999684
you stay determined!
>>144999661
>Impersonating
The guy is posting Muffet in a few posts. Therefore I'm calling him spiderposter. He's probably not spideranon since he's not responding to half a dozen people with each post though. (Nothing wrong with that of course.)
>>144999120
Life is cruel.
>>144999684
Time your cheers properly and don't just spam it.
>>144999476
Great machete works for that
Which character would practice Shintoism?
>>144999836
Oh okay.
It's that Mettaton confusion all over again. Help me.
>>144999947
The weebs
>>144999947
Alphys and Undyne
They'd get married in a shrine right next to Akiba and use Pocky as catering
>>144999947
toriel, sans or papyrus
>>144999737
It's just in the foreground.
>>144999947
Temmie
>>145000131
Why Sans?
>>145000175
Tems have a rich religious history
>be me
>randomly ask parents what other names they might have called me
>"Probably Azriel, why do you ask?"But if I was Asriel, then who was gote?
>>144999947
alphys because she thinks she would be cool
>>145000249
>things that didn't happen
>>145000249
That would be a wicked cool name for a child.
>>144999484But of course. All that sexually charged banter throughout the hard day has got to hit it's apex sometime. Work hard, play hard
>>144999737
for you
>>145000249
Maybe they meant to say "Azazel," 'cause you have edgy parents wanting to name you after biblical demons.
Everything is the same again today. The same problems, which hurt, but other than that it's okay I think.
>>145000308
But anon, I can't into Jewish?
>>145000173
its big relative to the size of the picture.im just trying to save my ass tbqh
>>145000183
i just read a brief thing on google but sans believes humans can be good and knows there's something in frisk that isnt human aka "an evil spirit"
>>145000050
>>145000274Is it really that cringey? I've been thinking about it and it sounds pretty interesting...
>>145000451
>Could his "evil spirit" possibly be the player, in genocide runs at least?
>>145000568
as long as you understand what it actually is and don't do it just to look cool or do it because anime/japanese do it then it's fine. there's nothing wrong with experiencing other cultures.
![PXO2-PNVy6U[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uyt8jLp.jpg "PXO2-PNVy6U[1].jpg")
There are cool russian artists out there and we never even know about them.
>>145000718
It says something about Chara grabbing a knife, I think.
Oh. This...thing updated.
http://rhsid11.postype.com/post/89469/
>>145000568
It is if you do it because you are a weeb. If you do it because you actually believe it and/or think you would benefit from it then sure, do it.
>>145000620
yeah like the spirit causing the evil is chara or the player and frisk is the human that is fundamentally good.and when he kicks your shit in he's just performing the shinto ritual
>>145000895
What if I'm a weeb faggot who likes Touhou but I also think it's interesting and I could benefit from it?
>>144999542
I'm not *the* spiderposter though.I'm not as cute as them.
>>145000801
Too bad I can't remember where I saved these. Somewhere on vk
There are actually several that should be stitched.
>>144998242
I know you're meming but I've been avoiding the drink for the past few months outside of a couple shots on the weekend
>>145000718
There are cool artists in general out there and we know nothing about them.
>>145000398
At least there is the sense of familiarity, right? And I'm sure you'll resolve the problem eventually.
>>145000249
>my mom's thinking of getting a baby goat
>asks me to name it
You fucking bet I'm gonna say it.
>>145001270
I miss the problems I had when I was bit younger.
>>145000981
You woulddie in less than a week in gensyoko
>>145000981
Kinda cringey.
Get into contact with real shinto worshippers and get info and experience on it before you decide to convert.
>>145001358
name it sans
I'm clocking out for the night, boys.
See you when the deadhours start.
Goodnight.
>>145001358
yeah, name it flowey
>>145001358
"Anon, that is a stupid name for a goat. How about 'Snowflake' instead?"
>>145000832
I will NOT click that. I have no idea what it is, but these things always tend to be some cringy shit.
>>145001030
*/sp/ideranon
There. Fixed it for you. I am not cute, although you probably meant him, anyway.
>>145001390
>you will never BE in gensokyo
>>145001507
Good night.
>>145001507
Good night anon! I love you! Have a mom for good dreams
>>144996618
>>145001358
"Torell? This isn't Portugal, name it something like Bob!"
>>145001671
oh!!! I love it!!!
>>145001507
Good night, Anonymous.I love you.
>>145001671
qt flower
>>145000832
i still want this to be translated so i understand what the fuck is going on
>>145001390I know ;__;
>>145001392
Well I'm not gonna go around telling people about Touhou or how it introduced me to Shinto or anything.
>>145001671
So cool
Thanks!
>>145001671
You have a tumblr? Your art is pretty cute in general.
>>145001507
Goodnight Momposter.
>>145001743
I love this Undyne, but that Alphys is waay too small.
>>145001656
>implying each and every anon is not cute and precious
>>145001935
petite-pumpkin, dude
>>145001935
this nigga
>>145001656
It's a link to a Korean comic about Gaster torturing and experimenting on Sans and Papyrus. Guilty pleasure edge.
>>145001935
nice bait
>>145001983
im ugly and deserve to die, the other anon is probably ugly too
>>145001983
N-Not me
>>145002141
But your SOUL is tasty.
>>145001507
See you when I see you.
>>145001983
Ay
Not cute over here.Pull-ups are harder now that I'm 215 lbs.
>>145002097
Why is everything bait with you people, I swear
>>145002009
Thank you
>>145002029
>>145002097
This is my first day here.
>>145002257
What about my soul anon?
>>145001983
No.
>>145002257
probably not, i wouldnt know though
>>145002362
why did you come here
>>145001935
Welcome to /utg/. Enjoy your stay.
>>145001983
I appreciate the kind words, but this is not true in my case. In my opinion, this "cute anon" meme has been exaggerated too much.
>>145002065
>Gaster torturing and experimenting on Sans and Papyrus
Oh. I expected some disgusting fetish shit. That's still too much for me, but I can somewhat see how that could be appealing to some.
>shitting on a guy for asking for artist source
you guys are legit cunts
>>145002565
Just felt like it.
>>145002636
>Wanted to help
>But only saw after everyone had replied
I swear I had good intent in me.
>>145002362
did you beat the game recently or something? anyway, welcome
>>145002636
lurk more etc
>>145002636
Oh shit, was I rude? Sorry.
>>145002636
by what he said i would've assumed he had been here longer. i didnt say anything though
remember that time start platinum vored that whole stand
>>145002141
>>145002171
>>145002315You guys know lying is bad, right..?
If you do, you should stop doing it!
>>145002315
Pull-ups are not the only way of exercise, anon.
Perhaps an exercise bike would suit you better.
>>145002362
I hope you like it so far!
>>145002367Why not?
>>145002571
Looking cute and being cute aren't the same thing. And every anon is cute unless proven otherwise.
>>145002362
Oh, a newcomer? Beat the game, or just wondering in?
>>145002761
That doesn't even remotely apply. Neck yourself.
>>145002362
Quick! Let's make fun of this anon in front of the whole class!
>>145002636
I already knew that.
>>145002693
but I meant how did you find it
>>145002636
what happened
>>145002923
What does neck yourself mean?
>>144996403
Underfell Goats parents and Asriel finding Chara for the first time.
Undyneconsensuallyvoring Frisk as Papyrus cheers how both of them are getting to know each other very closely despite having only met!
>>145003005
Nothing he's just being a baby.
>>145003005
Someone is butthurt
Gonna wait for the (You) that tells me to kill myself.
>>145002735
>>145002913
Felt stressed so I did the genocide run. Recently did a run where everyone but the main cast died. Also a bit of >>145002693
>>145002962
Refreshed main page for popular threads.
>>145002636
Shilling and sock puppetry shouldn't be that easy, anon.
>>145002878
>Lying
Ha! Not an ounce of cute on my body.
As for exercise, any workout that uses your own body weight against you is the best exercise. Hence why I do squats, pushups, situps, ect.
>>145003113
kill yourself
>>145003134
You should kill more
>>145003080
Willing vore is hot and I don't know why
>>145002636
It is what you deserve.
>>145003042
>neck yourself
Hang oneself by the neck
>>145003080
i dont remember that part of the game.
>>145002636
Nobody here is going to welcome you if you don't properly paint inside the lines, Anon. Hell, we won't even tolerate people who regularly post here who happen to post something 'unsavory'. I'm not even talking about anything lewd either. Definitely a very prude general as a whole.
>>145003134
Ah, so you already know about best child! Good.
>>145003080
>tfw no Voretale game where this actually happens
Which Anon has the softest balls?
>>145003218
That reminds me, I recently had the epiphany that DooM and Undertale are polar opposites in term of concept.
>>145003359
>We'll be together forever, won't we?
I'm so glad that Chara died the most painful death imaginable and never accomplished anything.
>shitposting because of pumpkin
We are so impure
>>145003393
>>145003393
Anons are for platonic loving only. Thank you for your cooperation.
>>145003501
Well?
>>145003451
Have you come to fulfill that prophesy?
>>145003349
It happens after you reset after a failed genocide where most monsters want to take revenge on you but also make friends with you.
>>145003451
Chara would like Doom.
Would Doom Guy like Undertale?
>>145003393
The cute ones.
Hey you lovely faggots how's it goi-..
Actually, nevermind.
>>145003074
are you the spicy goat parent anon?
where is the void
>>145003550
Which anons are for taking care of and loving non-platonicaly?
>>145003561
>>145003676
>where is the
what do you mean by this?
