Empire edition.
(Looted) thread: >>144794615
READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.
LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
Bannerlord will be shown at E3, maybe some siege.
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdSzGoTc_ns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGNojC8XrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbrnPtybNd4
RPS Interview with Armagan : https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/04/28/mount-and-blade-2-bannerlord-interview/
OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin.
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/fcmVyuQ0
M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki
NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV
M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/
Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg
Module Recommendations:
>Gekonewer
https://mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Swedish Mayonnaise
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=211788.0
>Caribbean! Blood and Gold (on Steam)
http://snowbirdgames.com/blog/?p=1632
>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
BATTANIANS OUT
THIS IS AN IMPERIAL THREAD
>>144983628
go away empire
I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
>>144983628
Southern Empire best empire.I do hope that the battle fields inBL show different ecosystems other than green/steppe/snow/sand
>>144983847
why aren't there naphtha pots in native
>>144983628
This is a thread for true Wiccans only.
>>144984218
Babars get out.
Gimme back my money, Adda.
>>144983514
Not the one you're replying to but its common sense to build the most efficient enterprise in each town.
>welsh empire is so large i can't fit it on the screen
>>144983628
/mbg/ is a slow board, not a cuck board.
>>144984729
Truly, you are blessed by our ancient, Wiccan gods.
>>144984795
Move out babars, real empire's sons coming through
>>144984884
Empire is dead. It is time for the Franks/Vlandians to become the new Empire.
Who else /L'Aigle/ here?
>Wiccan
>>144985002
T H R E E
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>>144984975
We will forever live on in the good people's hearts.
>>144985002
maybe if it wasn't so boring
thanks for the animations though docm
>>144985002
>Napoleonic wars
Why can't all the sieges be like gekokujo
>>144985002
>unfinished as fuck
>docm said there will be no updates this year
it's ded m8
>>144983772
Just play Warwolf as the Lu Bu faction
>>144986079
>>144985605
>someone capped my Frank Herbert's Chapterhouse: Dune quote
Y-you too!
rip in piece /mbg/ ;^(
What's with their face?
Nw B&G: Caribbean!patch!
Update notes 2.062:
>Added information regarding boarding party number on ships.
>Fixed incorrect times of day in some missions.
>City missions can now be played in new city locations.
>Fixed a bug causing missing ships in sea fights (if the problem persists, please make sure you're on the latest version and send us your dxdiag).
>Improved pathfinding on the strategic map once more (please let us know if you still experience this problem).
>Fixed problems with relations between receiving weekly report and getting captured in slavery.
>Fixed incorrect call of the coastguard menu after getting imprisoned.
>Fixed a bug with multiple governors' imprisonment in sea fights.
>Fixed a bug causing governors not hire any troops.
All we have to do now is wait for UpstabAnon to update his mod to this latest version.
>>144987414
i already did it last thread
>>144987510
Oh whoops
Is Native Expansion (not Tocan's) supposed to have an unfucked troop tree? I remember seeing on the forum that stuff was added like Rhodoks getting mounted crossbowmen, but I don't see them ingame.
>>144985956
I've never played gekokujo long enough to get into siege territory.
What's it like?
>>144987072
wat u mean
>>144983772
Why is that cao cao so fat!
>>144988205
Why are they better than the typical VC female face?
>>144988225
Because China revised all the history books to make Cao Cao look like a fit and noble ruler.
>>144988046
It's not tha one ladder garbage you actually have to destroy gates until you reach the center
lads help
>>144988515
>10fps
why even bother with a battlesize that high if it plays like a slideshow?
>>144988515
don't be a faggot, stop using the battlemap and stick to keyboard commands above WASD
>>144988660
I only brought up the map to show you guys how fucked I am
>>144988630
Well even fights are fine but the sheer proportion of enemy outpop kinda fucked it here, it's normally 300 a side and works fine
You know, Native is pretty charming in its simplicity and cleanliness after playing a lot of cluttered and overstuffed mods.
>>144987045
swedditors pls go
>>144988894
reminder that this guy literally browses reddit
>>144988894
t. redditor
theres a reason reddit plays rhodoks
>>144988812
then you go through the item kinds and realize what a clusterfuck it is
Does God will it?
>>144988441
Don't seiges work that way in 1257 too?
>>144989209
God nuked Japan in SMT,I'm pretty sure he has no problem with a couple of heretics getting slaughtered
>>144989357
there's like 1 or 2 scenes in 1257 that have gates
>>144988515
Multiplayer call for backup when?
>>144989051
wut reddit plays swadians because they're the starter faction.
>>144989209
Do not fall to the temptation of heathen women. Do what must be done. Give them Mercy of Christ. Spare no unbeliever.
>>144989357
No, most are 1-2 ladder sieges. I have yet to see a siege tower in the middle east.
>>144989656
>starter faction
you literally get to choose where you start at fagtron
the first time I ever played I went with the Nords
>>144988812
Yeah, I've had to draw way too many of my own troop upgrade charts because the there aren't any provided for the mod or they're all outdated from version 1.2.7.
I can just remember the vanilla ones, and they're self explanatory in any case.
>>144989528
>>144989843
Oh really? That sucks. I don't really like 1257 but the one siege I did partake in had a gate. Guess I was lucky.
>>144989528
a lot more than that
but it is an assortment
>>144989656
last time someone linked a post to reddit it was because rhodoks was the best faction according to them and they upvoted it to the top
Why does geko's overworld map look like lettuce?
>>144989209
>tfw no option to say "whoa calm down there jim jones"
>>144990086
Last time I saw a link it was a mod saying swadians were the best and rhodoks the worst with the entire thread agreeing.
>>144990238
reddit finaly got a brain transplant then
itt discuss deepest lore
did you know the god of life and death is called Tsannuh?
>>144989357
Would be awesome if we could buy movable cannons to use in normal battles in mods like gekokujo. I think implementing them would be a bitch, though, because you would have to make the AI learn how to use them and whatnot.
>>144990908
L'Aigle has pretty good cannons, but they're stationary and all the scenes have to be built around them.
>>144990867
i'm an atheist king and ruler and i spraed the good law of morality and execute any religious folk especially if they are tsanah
>>144990908
Well Caribbean!has field artillery but they are stationary.
>>144991093
does the AI use them?
>>144991203
Yes but only the gunner's and sailors. A musketeer or pikeman ect. wont.
>>144991008
I think it would be possible if you made them behave like horses, so you would recruit cannoneer troops and they could "mount" or "dismount" the cannons to fight independently. You would have to give them a new AI like 1257 does with it's horse archers and of course new animations, models and whatnot.
>>144991203
to catastrophic effect
if you ever fight a lord on the field the first thing you should do is go for his cannons
>>144991336
Going after cannons is the only reason I even have cavalry.
>>144991336
What you deserve for supporting the English.
>>144991490
I hope we'll be able to mod proper cannons in Bannerlord.
>>144991636
No converting needed.
>want to play gekokunewer
Oda's gunners are underwhelming
>want to play floris
...
>want to play pop
gonna get fucked in the ass by adventurers and other hostile shitheads
>want to play acok
never-ending peace from day 1000 forwards
>want to play warsword
give that fucking hotfix 2 already
>want to play vc
dunno
I need Bannerlord...
>>144991490
where the fuck do you buy field cannon anyway
>>144991617
shoo filthy catholic
LADS HELP
>>144991490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RZuLUAfF6Y&feature=youtu.be&t=1m22s
just as you were meant to
How does 1257 get that desaturated look?
>>144992042
>Oda's gunners are underwhelming
Play Tokugawa insteador bring back Imagawa if you hate Ieyasu
>gonna get fucked in the ass by adventurers and other hostile shitheads
Pathfinfing, senpai, pathfinding
>give that fucking hotfix 2 already
Can't help you there m8
>dunno
pic related
Reposting from old bread
Made an ACOK minimod, now featuring upstab anon's upstab and weapons. Try it out if you like fun.
https://mega.nz/#F!JRQ1DRqA!Evh-3Q3uQRbaLzR4LiQ85A
Changes:
-greater troop variety
-greater bandit variety
-faction supporting bandit spawns: Brave Companions, Crannogmen make a return, the Brotherhood Without Banners
-Essos armies will have sellswords in addition to their homegrown troops
-Tweaked Westerosi armies a bit, tweaked Essos a lot
-Throwing weapons made more viable
-added new items and brought back a few that were removed
-flaming swords for upgraded red priests and pic related
-redundant troops such as singers or peasants can now be upgraded
-music made less repetitive (optional but recommended)
-made some eligible noblewomen into little girls because my roommate likes that stuff
-King's Landing garrison buffed to reduce chance of peace b/w Westerlands and North
-Dragonstone buffed
-Iron Islands buffed
-mounted units buffed (not to OP levels, but there was no excuse for 1 power strike Hedge Knights considering their cost)
-buffed the wildfire
-and much more
be sure to check the readme and put everything in the correct files
>>144991916
Yeah I should of checked the sound/music files before asking.
>>144992357
They're beastmen, just find a hose to wash the shit off them and they'll take 75% casualties.
The Britons have been reclaiming their homeland on their own. Good on them.
>>144992579
Turns out beastmen are fuckin hard as nails but the entrance is one tiny chokepoint so
>>144992217
Like regular troops t a ports Garrison. The Port needs to have a cannon foundry though.
>>144992515
Are the nonsensical westerosi troop trees fixed? I'm talking elite archers with 5 power draw while veteran archers have 7, knights with 7 power draw and 1 power attack etc.
>>144992515
Thanks based anon! <3
>>144992357
cleanse & purge & purge some more
>>144992515
Is it still the authentic Tripping & Falling experience?
>>144992515
How would you call it ? Anon's ACOK ?
Also be sure to link ( done : >>144983432 ) to the OP so the anon making the new OP knows where to search and can add it.
>>144992941
anon's cock
>>144992712
you need a point in battery command as well right? i can't seem to find any ports with a cannon foundry
>>144992889but I'm a filthy knife-ear desu
also why are my screens coming so washed out is it a steam thing or HDR
>>144992996
not him but that's perfect
>>144993040
I think you need 2. It is 1 cannon per every 2 points if I remember correctly.
>>144992653
That's fucking stupid. Does every faction get their own heavy infantry copy-paste analogue? Beastmen are supposed to be fast and skirmishy.
>>144992792
That and the 10 power strike, 10 iron flesh, 10 riding, 10 athletics Dothraki
>>144993365
>beastmen are supposed to be
I played beastmen for 5 years TT and I can tell you that they've always had a variation of fast/skirmishy weak units and heavier, tougher frontline brawlers.
>Nippon
>not Estalia
>pirates
>not Tilea
>nothing
>not Border Princes
>>144993652
IT'S COMING
>>144993228
the description says every odd point adds 1 more available cannon
>>144993525
Tougher than most beastmen units, but shouldn't a bestigor be more lightly armored and cheaper than than his tier equivalent in other factions?
>>144993816
>no Hochland
>no Ostland
>no Stirland
>no Ostermark
>no Talabecland
>no Westerland
And it will be shit
>>144993816
Wait, are we assuming we can't modify the map?
Was there an announcement I missed?
>>144990586
thats not how it works
we're supposed to be the contrarian ones
>>144994826
>>144993816
>>144994682
fixed
we have it in our budget now
>>144992515
You're a big Valeman.
>>144995169
UU
UU
>>144992515
if you disable stumbling I will fulfill your deepest darkest desires
>>144994657
Well their armour and weapons seem to be pretty shitty (I'm rebalancing a lot of stuff to match TT closer myself) but in terms of physical/brute strength and ability to shrug off pain they are generally sturdier than most elves or men. Not Orc-tier, though.
>>144992515
Thanks for this
>>144996031
not gonna lie Ieyasu looks like a giant twat in that armour
>>144993228
Then I remembered incorrectly. So then there is no reason to past 9 then?
God protect me!
>>144996549
God can't save you from the yiffining
>>144993442
Woah good job, I might actually play this now.
Lads, I'm a napoleonic wars pleb who wants to play a Single player mod that actually features muh guns but in an older setting aka matchlocks
As much as showing me links is nice, is there anything that stands above the rest that comes to mind?
>>144996031
Nanban armor on the right?
>>144997153
me on the left
>>144997108
Carribean!, Gekokujo & it's submods, Swedish Mayonnaise
>>144997280
You have shit taste in armour.
>>144997342
Doesn't Caribbean!have matchlocks, wheellocks and flintlocks?:
>>144996825
>scandinavia & britain is furry central
>>144997342
I-if I'm allowed to be more specific, one which features england?
>>144997108blood & steel
>>144997485
Not sure about Wheellocks, but yes it does have flint & matchlocks. Which would mean you'd like it, I mean senpai matchlocks were specified.
>>144997598
Carribean!has English colonies, other than that I'm afraid you'll have to settle with L'aigle if you want England & Guns, although that's in the 19th century.
>>144997789
Cheers m8s, last thing, would you recommend a first playthrough being in stock Warband before jumping into mods
or maybe even Fire and Sword
>>144997596
Truly the lands of beta and nu-males
A Clash of Kings or A World of Ice and Fire?
At least this Gael will help me and my men.
>>144998006
>NWfag hasn't even played Native SP yet
typical tbqh
To answer your question though I think everyone should play Native SP to get used to the game before using mods that change a lot of things
>>144996825
>Not a single furry in Bosnia
Proud of my half kebab country
>>144998128
A World of Ice and Fire w/ assetsstolenfrom ACOCK.
>>144998006
>would you recommend a first playthrough being in stock Warband before jumping into mods
Oh absolutely, to learn the game, see if Calradia is to your taste, and to appreciate the improvements some mods can add.
>or maybe even Fire and Sword
A lot of people don't like it because of a few shitty features, but the combat & gunz are solid. I wouldn't recommend it, personally.
>>144998243
ye desu, thats why I thought I would stand above the rest and ask h-haha
but thanks anon
>>144998484
>h-haha
calm down son, we're not gonna bite, we're not /gsg/
>Esc doesn't take you to the options menu
>It takes you back to the "Meet the champions?" screen
There is a lot of bullshit in your game, VC modders, but this is the most bullshit.
>>144998905
you know you can avoid almost all of the berserkers
b a n n e r l o r d w h e n
>>144998234
>don't trust his lies
>>144998735
I've had some pretty 'fun' experiences with /vg/ threads, like those who'll just post six reaction images to noobish questions before getting an answer
>>144998256
how does one even rip the assets
everyone suggests this but I've never once seen a link
>>144999243
2018
>>144999527
you copy paste shit from openbrf and copy the textures
it's not hard
>>144999527
Shit like Ninja Ripper and other tools that, at the most rudimentary level, can take models from the live game
but it's probably above that
>>144999527
>download openbrf
>open some random resource file from asoiaf
>copy and paste stuff (along with their material and texture) from AKEK resource files into it
>copy and paste the texture files to asoiaf texture folder
voilá
>>144999116
I was just trying to kill the cowardly champions, then they came at me on their own.
>>144999417
Generally that's just people who are either shitposters who misclicked here instead of/v/, or the people asking are pretending to know something then asking a question to frame themselves as geniuses.
I'm sure if you went to /sg/ and asked them "which one to play first & why" they'd probably just give you an answer with semi-detailed reasons.
pic unrelated
guys how do i steal assets from other games and port them here
Will acok be any fun if I know next to nothing about game of thrones?
>>145000128
a clash of kings is the sequel to the novel "a game of thrones" so it is definitely recommended reading
>>144999734
>>144999861
well that's the assets themselves
making them into an item ingame is another matter
still easy though, might make an image guide for it later
>>145000027
OpenBRF and Morghs, maybe some experience porting meshes too. Guides exist online. What you're asking involves at a lot of overlapping skills that take some time to learn in-depth, I'd recommend you start with learning to port assets from one mod to another before trying to port from other games.
>>145000217
>well that's the assets themselves
that's the only "difficult" part
>>145000128
Probably literally any other mod would be better I think. It's mostly the flavor that draws people in, everything else in the game seems to be there for the sole purpose of annoying the player.
Although ACOCK does have more in depth quests than I see in most mods besides VC.
>>144995121
where skavens and ogors and chaos dwarfs
>>144998234
>our young girls will serve you and keep you company
why did this stop being a common custom?
>>145000128
no
the only thing it offers is the setting
it's a pretty shit mod otherwise
>>145000826
>no
>the only thing it offers is the setting
>it's a pretty shit mod otherwise
sums up most mods using existing IPs
Tell me about the bannerlord, /mbg/!
Why does he wear the mask?
>>145000756
scabens are scabs
ogres will be in taverns of course as all mercs are in duh
chaos dwarfs are sekret hiddens
>>145001073
that mask is varangian in nature
so he does actually have a lot of loyalty, for a hired sword
>>145001257
>hired sword
>not hired blade
6/10 meme points see me after class
>>145001257
>that mask is varangian
looks more Norman
>>145001398
RIP 578
>>145001398
Fuck, it was only a matter of time before I had dishonoured /mbg/.
>>145001661
is he pinching the 3rd nipple like indians do with the 3rd eye?
>>145001804
he's committing sudoku
>>145000797
Big business in Japan, male and female host bars
>>145000797
Because a rude subset of dudes thought "serving" and "keeping company" meant that they could legally rape them.
Not even sjw, because women always go overboard and blame all men, rather than the ones who actually did the bad thing.
>>145001804
I think he's pushing his fist into his inner elbow to push the knife into his belly better, although I'm just interpreting it.
>>145001073
Because nobody cared who he was before he put on the mask.
>>145002547
quick tip ladit doesyou think the girls were sent to play cards with them?
The shit I gotta put up with just to make you Irish fucks charge at me and my dying troops with your two-handed axes.
>>144998234
>Beware of the fog
Sounds ominous, would be funny if you walk off into the fog and die to sidhe or something.
>>145002964
Gael jav spam is a gift from heaven
blessed Muire
>>145002990
it would probably be very easy for outsiders to get badly lost in the fog in the olden days
>>145002884
No, but the girls were generally happy to do it. Parents did it to potentially expand the family tree, and the children were trained to obey. The problem is when they walk up to random women and say "dis goes in dere"
>>145003335
>Because a rude subset of dudes thought "serving" and "keeping company" meant that they could legally rape them.
this is what you said
what you're talking about right now is completely unrelated nig
The greatest gift of all is charging at them and surviving.
>>145003530
nigga that involves the women who willingly went to do it
Foreigners didn't make that distinction, they thought every woman was up for grabs.
>>145003870
wut
why'd you bring that up at all, the anon you responded to and the person he responded to in turn were both talking about pleasuregirls
who are these foreigners
archers stronk
>>145004119
I assume the foreigner is the PC in >>144998234 that situation.
Muslims have a history of keeping women against their will. Pagans and Asians did too, but Muslims treated like a world record.
>>145005012
that's a village elder offering the services of pleasuregirls to his men though
>>145001460
Copy that.
>>145001257
Italo-norman shape to be precise. so more like norman. Though its true the Eastern roman army was quite diversed since they employed so many mercenaries.
>>145005185
>needing an elder's permission
>not just slipping it in whenever you want
Haha what a faggot!
>>145005675
>he doesn't rape the elder too
>>145004861
> shooting a bunch of defenseless cloth coated m'mateys with arrows
How cruel anon, at least use a gentleman's weapon,like an crossbow
>>144992515
which women have become lolis this is important
>>144997153
Yes.
Looks like a regulard europ armor though
>>144998019
>>144997596
>scandinavia
Do you people even know geography?
>>145006869
>t. swecuck
LONG MAY HE REIGN
>>145005675
It was less asking permission and more making a demand. "I'm waiting here for a messenger from the other two champions. Give us mead and girls while we're waiting."
That's basically how it went.
>>145008918
If that was what the girls they brought you looked light then I'd recommend burning that village to the ground, slaughtering every last man, woman, child and beast then salting the fields.
>>145009382
>below hip hair braids
anonkeep going
>>144996825
Well, Madrid seems pretty clear in comparision.
>>145009382
Good God she looks like she could bear me healthy children
>>145009382
Just a man's mother, anon. No one slept with her, but we did kill her.
And doing everything you just described would probably make life better for the Irish.
>>145009701
>>145010176
>>145010198
>just won a close battle
>the men are tired
>supplies low
>one of my men informs me he used to hunt around these parts
>and that he knows of a nearby oasis with clear water and lush game
>march half a day
>this is the sight we behold when we get there
Looks like morale is about to way up.
>>145011116
I keep them as prisoners, if you know what I mean.
>>145011116
>allow your men to defile the naiad nymphs and drink from the waters that bring eternal life
>defile the naiad nymphs and allow your men to drink from the waters, giving you an army that can never be killed through famine or disease but only by the sword
>get a qt nymph gf and future queen that will bestow upon you octo-nymph godlike sons that will live for centuries
well, /mbg/?
is warsword fixed yet
>Rumors say that Ruire Carball mac Dunlainge is stockpiling weapons and is seeking support among the Franks
Never got something like this in Viking Conquest before. Neat.
>>145013502
nothing ever happens
>>145006445
Bethany Blackwood
Lanna Swann
Liane Coldwater
have fun
>>145013502
Got it a lot during my last playthrough. Nothing happened.
>>145013626
>>145013768
That's just disappointing.
>>145012118
> defiling innocent and defenseless water nymphs
> drinking from the water without permission
Enjoy the water turning to poison in your men's stomachs.
Enjoy them being torn to pieces by vengeful nature spirits for their sisters' suffering.
Have you no reverence?
"Those who live by the sword" anon
RELEASE BANNERLORD NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145015982
I'm sure it can be arranged.
The women in West Francia are better.
Blood and steel any good? has it updated recently?
I'm having the roughest time in Native single player.
All the units I recruit die to desert bandits with barely a fight. There's no good resources to trade in the Sarranid area. I can barely stay alive myself, because of all the couched lances from desert bandits. If I try to do the mercenary thing, they just keep going to war with Swadia and Khergits - both of which kick the teeth in of the Sarranids.
Any tips for a horrible player?
>>144998234
What mod?
>>145017072
>blood and steel
>ever updated
there was an anon that was editing it to work ever so slightly but i dont remember the last time i saw an update on it. the base mod where it is is sort of playable if you just want to, its actually kind of fun to pick up all the companions and just run around with your squad of turbo murder hobos that are mostly unkillable. the maine issue with it is still the fact that you literally cant win and that the army stacks are so large that you have to fight like fifteen battles when you clash. i actually like it a lot every now and again.
on that subject though, did viking conquest ever become not shit?
>>145018301
If you plan on staying in sarranid lands, my advice is to first, git gud at tournaments in sarranid lands for money, and second, take a brief stint in rhodok lands to recruit some soldiers so you can train them up to become spearmen, giving you an edge against sarranid bandit cavalry
>>145018619
Viking Conquest.
>having manlets for kings
When will they learn?
>keep downloading modules cause i think they look cool
>play about an hour of each
>never play them again
Alright own up.
Who here has 200k words of prime Mount and Blade self insert fan-fiction typed up in a word document.
I know at least one of you fuckers has this.
>>145019619
>friendship is magic: the line
spec ops was a shitty game and it makes me feel bad that my ponies have been tainted by it. I have seen a 5 million word mass effect fanfic though, so i guess its not that bad
>>145019917
hold up one minute are you trying to meme me here
>>145020026
a little bit
After getting absolutely devastated by the Britons, the Angles decided to not do anything intelligent and thus immediately declare war on the Saxons.
>>145020280
if I was a smart man I would make a joke regarding angles
>>145020376
If I was a creative man, I would just edit this image.
>>145019619
Oh
>spend two weeks tied up like a sack of barley over the back of a horse
>constantly get laughed at and spit on by knights and men-at-arms
>their commander is an uppity WOMAN who sometimes ties you up naked in front of her men for them to mock
>sometimes, at night, she barges drunkenly into the tent where she keeps you tied up, pulls down her breeches, and pisses on your face
>after what seems like an eternity, she finally cuts you loose of your bonds and sets you free
>she doesn't even give you a horse
>you're not sure if she's serious or not, and keep looking over your shoulder, expecting her to come after you
>you find out later the king made peace with the rhodoks while you were in captivity, unable to object
>god, FUCK that fucking BITCH
>that whole time you were in her clutches, you kept wondering what she wanted with you, and what she was planning on doing with you
>she wasn't even interested in you, she was just trying to get 12000 denars for ending the war
>now you've got PTSD and weird sexual dreams of women pissing on your face, and you'll never be the same again
>>145020376
There's always low-hanging fruit, anon, here watch this.
>>145020280
>eternal anglo doing what they always do
What a surprise.
>>145020684
>visiting Uxkhal, talking to count Delinard
>he seems rather distant with you, not as respectful as he used to be
>you notice his servants giggling at you behind their hands
>realize this whole affair with the kidnapping has completely destroyed your reputation
>right at that moment, your captor comes barging in the door and swaggers up to the dais with a big cocky grin on her face
>your heart is hammering in your chest with a horrible mixture of fear and arousal
>"Hey! Devlian, ol' buddy, ol' pal! Fancy seein' you here!" she scoffs, in her hideous commoner drawl
>your face goes red with rage, you try stammering out a response, she interrupts you
>"Oh hey, listen, I'm still, uh… available, if you know what I mean"
>she winks
>she fucking WINKS
>"Are you— are you proposing that we marry?" you stammer in utter disbelief
>she looks right in your eyes, with a dead serious look on her face
>"I love you, Devlian," she says
>you stare transfixed, mouth hanging open, eyes wide with terror and confusion, and… is this longing?
>the whole hall is silent
>suddenly the quiet is broken as she throws back her head and begins laughing hysterically
>she elbows you in the ribs and swaggers back towards the door, waving a hand dismissively at you
>"I'm just jokin' with you, buddy! Maybe next time, eh? See you around!"
>all of your impotent fury comes rushing out in a torrent of flustered words
>"I— I'd never marry you, you monstrous BITCH! My wife will be a woman who OBEYS her husband, not— not splits his head open with a sword!"
>not pisses on him, you think
>but maybe pisses on him sometimes, you think
>she turns and gives you a skeptical half-grin
>"What a boring waif SHE sounds like," she chuckles, and walks out the door
>there is silence in the hall
>Delinard looks like he's stifling a grin
>all his servants are practically choking on themselves
>Delinard makes his excuses and dismisses you
>you can feel the tears coming, but you tell yourself not to cry
>>145020715
I meant more angles in geometry
like right angles and shit
>>145020835
>>145020684
i swear to heck you guys
did anon update his caribbean submod with todays update?
>>145020835
stopdon't
>>145021165
I don't have more. I didn't even write it.
>>145021152
Yes.
have they given up on trying to fix warsword yet
>starting out as English vassal in 1257
>decide to take Corfe castle from the filthy irish
>They have 300 man garrison, bring along a good well trained force + manor army so was equal numbers
>get lit the fuck up by 300 welsh archers
>barely survive and take the castle with pretty much none of my army surviving
>the entire french army decides that this is the perfect time to strike with their 1000+ men against this castle that I worked my ass off for
why does this game hate me.
>>145023701
were you really expecting equal numbers to work out well for you, when your enemies have the defensive advantage?
>>145023523
Stop bullying Warsword anon, there's gonna be another patch this weekend.
At least the troops look pretty nice.
I need a mod with magic weapons.
What mod has magic weapons?
>>145024412
wat kinda magic weapons?
rune weapons?
enchanted weapons?
ethereal floaty weapons?
I had forgotten how silly the sieges can be sometimes.
Always fun to go out with only your well-armored companions and destroy looters/ruffians/starting bandits.
>>145025707
