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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
i love my tf2gfu!
frist for
post things
IT'S TIME FOR SOME PAULING PORN
4rd for Post Medics
bad OP
>Mediocre pubstompers AKA PDF go to Overwatch
>They stomp so hard people just give up when matched against them
Ayy lmao
>>144893409
you are not me
you are not me
you are not me
>>144893489
it's multiple poll choices, so you can vote for everybody/just yourself if you want
cool tf2gs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412462
shit tf2gs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412463
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412464
>>144893554
i will never understand you or your posts engio
>>144892562
>>144892653
>>144892660
hipues
>>144892442
essentially they all look like a guitar
but each one makes a different kind of tune
they're all hard to get gud at
do i look like a guitar
>>144893563
oh
who am i
>>144892785
it's clear now that you just have a losing mindset
>there was a Junkrat who hit every shot so I lost
there are two ways you could respond,
you could consider why the Junkrat hit every shot. Was your movement shit? Did you peek at bad times? Did you not hit your shots when they really mattered?
Mostly the same stuff you'd consider in tf2.
Or you can handle it how you did and throw your hands up screaming about how he shouldn't be playing with you because he beat you and it's not fair!!!!
>>144893749
No you like the sax
>>144893626
>medic, heavy, pyro
.///.
>>144892569
>UGC kicked them out after that season
really
what happen
>>144893626
revised edition
>>144893852
hey how about you fuck off to the overwatch general you jabroni
>>144893953
saturn and pinto carried too hard
>>144893953
>A gold player and a ESEA IM player roster after their division is decided
>>144894074
I'm discussing competitive mindsets and fundamentals of first person arena shooters, calm down.
>>144894074
ugc is just a bunch of pissy bitches
demoman fuck yeah
who is the best demo itt
me
*pipes your boypucci*
>>144894441
http://www.teamfortress.tv/32925/pelt-lft
theres only like 2(maybe 3) demos here that arent pure bred pubstars anyway
we are trash
im a better demo than benny
ama
>>144894954
b-but saturn
>>144895058
i said demos you shit fuck off
>>144895058
saturn doesnt play demo you stupid mother
pamphlet, zz and orbit are invite, im and open respectively iirc
Best engineer in tf2g?
Don't be bias
>>144895448
idk what makes a good engineer
videogames and yellow are the only ones i know
>he mains this class
>yeah that means he CAN'T be good at other classes!
>>144895491
they're the only engy mains
>>144895506
shut the fuck up you whore
demo is worlds apart from scout you absolute heck
>>144895506
idk i can imagine saturn being like stabby and having like 10000 hours in scout and 1 in everything else
>>144895448
youtube.com/uncledane
>>144895653
>>144895491
What about the defense pony?
>>144895506
Demo and scout are two totally different things, dumbass.
>>144895806
haha yes ikr?
>>144895821
youre probably shit
>>144895653
>>144895821
>being so mad that you can only be good at one class
lmao desu
>people who act cute on the internet
>being cute irl
>people pretending to be high tier comp players
top kek
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
>>144895318
but which one of them actively posts or uses the thread
none
which leaves us at 2 demo mains that aren't pubstars
qror and copilot(good dm HORRID game sense(for someone with 1k hours)),I've played medic twice in one of his mix pugs
>>144896463
idk does qror still post anymore? and your boyfriend has been away for like 3 months as you keep informing everyone
>>144896463
that post is written so weirdly it pisses me off so much
delet it please
>>144896557
is only one person allowed to mention him in a post?
and yes i see qror in raffles
>>144896660
only one person ever does
who /invite/ here?
feels good to be in the top
i main demoman too
i think
lmao @ half being jealous because he wishes cp was his bf
i hit astronomical pipes
sometimes
xion don't you only play in pubs
it's not maining a class if you only play pubs
>>144896872
can we not be gay please
keep discussing tf2
but tf2 is for gays
all the classes are boys
i am straight
exactly
reminder that everyone who plays tf2 is gay
but thats wrong
i am bi tran hetero pan ham sexual and my most played class is pyro
um
no it's right
and you're the gayest tf2g too
hhhhey
can we go back to discussing good tf2gs
that was kinda interesting
im the best tf2g
ama
you are not he
>>144897527
you are not me
bRUH...... team fortress 2.........
>>144893297
>tfw better at loose cannon then actual pipes
>game stats have demoman with the most points
>its all from non stock loadouts
when do i get good at demo?
those aren't questions
you guys are dumb as fuck im leaving for overwatch
*smacks half left's head from behind*
hey bitch, are you talking shit about my homo boys?
*grabs his palms and forces him on his knees*
lmfao see you back in 2 days
im hay
>>144897635
play with stock sticky jumper stock on badwater 24/7
then when you can get decent pipes put on your sticky bomb raunrncher
im bay
Why do I always get people who notice me in pubs that I don't know? I'm not that popular and I don't do anything in the tf2 community any more.
>>144897947
what did you used to do
are you muskel
>>144898013
Lewd animations
>>144897815
i had hoped the meta of stick launcher and pipes would work for me, but i guess i do need the jumper for now.
thanks anon
>>144898240
who are you
>>144898263
it's just so that you can get better with the grenade launcher without depending on the sticky launcher and the jumper is pretty good on badwater if you can use it good enough
>>144898013
Just played in steel/silver and lobbied a lot. I also posted here. That other guy isn't me
>>144898013
I was one of the biggest tf2 youtubers
Those other guys aren't me btw
>>144898898
i play pan demo to relax in pubs
sticky jumper is pudding my dude, and i am the spoon
i find using the targe more relaxing than playing with the sticky bomb launcher tbf
>>144899649
bruh.... i just.....
>detonate forgotten trap
>get 2 kills out of nowhere
dude token it
>pub
stopped there
>pub
started there
we all did
> >There
started there
>>144898240
>>144897947
boogie?
>>144900223
bRUH DID YOU JUST
>he did
MFW
>>144900874
That first guy wasn't me though
>>144901105
post your name
>>144893626
sniper one is accurate
>>144900894
who's going to dreamhack here?
>>144893297
Stopped reading there
a better question
who still plays tf2 here
>>144901523
Started reading there
Who even reads anymore?
read me
tfw someone else tfws reacting to yfw you cant read
>>144901149
then people will make a smug comment and ill feel bad
>>144902272
im already judging you, youve got nothing to lose
Steve aoki playing what? Tf2 did this to in the past? Because i think not.
>>144902234
what
i miss renard
DIE
why are you guys so weird?
>>144905491
its these dumb pedophile/weeaboo/tranny fucks
most people are actually #normal and #based
i LOVE killing
>>144906129
i didnt play upward for a while but i really enjoyed it when i finally played it again
also on my list are sawmill, both gorges and mountain lab
hey uh...
if you wanted pics of Team Fortress Two (2)
i can hook you up...
you have my /id/
i also really like badwater, foundry and cp_steel
i dont necessarily like turbine, 2fort, doublecross, harvest, lakeside, hightower and nucleus but i will usually stay for a few hours if i end up playing on them
valve releasing the source 2 dev kit tomorrow with rumors of the b4nny update hitting later this week
expectations?
i keep forgetting the name
>>144907049
Source on the dev kit?
>>144893489
Ive seen you post this loadout in every thread, its really sad
im really sad
www.teamfortress.com/b4nnyupdate/day_01.html
holy shit
>>144907501
http://store.steampowered.com/app/453170
>>144907917
Wow, that's exciting, Thanks.
>>144907751
I was hoping it was real if only for the comedy factor.Yes, this means I fell for it.
mother.........mother fuckor
whats your favorite kind of mtn dew tf2g.
mines regular.
>>144908793
mountain dew is garbage and so is your post
I don't like most soda because it leaves this weird gross residue in my mouth. It also makes me feel gassy and bloated whenever I drink it, so I just don't.
Anybody tried out the faceit beta?
I'm kinda interested to get back into tf2 after falling for the csjew
>>144908793
i like to mix it with milk
>>144909417
If I drink milk I die.
>>144908793
top 3 dew
1) live wire
2) game fuel
3) baja blast
honorable runner up) code red
>>144909461
GET FUCKING DEPORTED
>>144909450
I would recommend not mixing it with milk then
mountain dew tastes like garbage
>>144909507
sorry that ur not allowed to have mtn dew in ur sharia controlled zones, "old chap"
i like milk
im a milk drinker
>>144909586
>drinking anything during ramadan
i SERIOUSLY hope you kaffirs dont do this
>>144906374
ROFL you fucking shithead
mge me or shut the fuck up
>>144909980
but im bad
is half really a 40 year old muslim with throat cancer
>>144910050
LOL
you little shit
is the chicken afraid of some straight forward competition?
here's the deal: i will let YOU chose MY class and loadout, i love wrecking generation Z kids with a little handicap
>>144909576
It tastes more like warm piss.
>>144910293
>>144910050
here's my id
id/Lucky
i will be recording our little match kiddo
i will embarrass you in front of your little online safe space HAHA
>>144893626
>scout mains getting women
>sniper mains getting women
What does tf2g do in their free time?
>>144910298
LMAO
you little turd
how do you know what warm piss tastes like? ROFLING @ your life
>>144910710
I have a watersports fetish.
my friends want me to go to anime expo
should i go
>>144910669
i play overwatch
>>144910778
tell them to girugamesh the fuck away from you
>>144910669
I'm currently catching up on One Piece, and I'm gonna restart my exercise regimen tonight as well.
>>144910778
Do you want to?
>>144911073
>>144895821
He's the best engine in tf2g
>>144911268
What mercenary would you cuddle?
overwatch
just let it die this time
>>144912468
this desu
>>144911454you
>>144903548
this is nice
It's heeeeeeere
>be me
>play tf2
nobody cares viva
nobody cares anonymous
does my tf2gfu care about me
*lifts his skirt up revealing striped underwear ..and a massive bulge*
>Last Online 34 hrs, 41 mins ago
nope he does not
oh
*is sad*
>>144910847
what
>>144910902
yes
i do, i feel like if i don't go i will regret it
we will be hanging out and drinking and stuff
it will be fun i think, i hope none of them rape me though
>i hope none of them rape me
fucking normies
>>144915432
i dont want my friends cocks in my asshole
i'm a pure virgin
>not wanting to be gangraped by your friends
wew
>everyone has at least 4 votes on the shit poll
>meanwhile some people don't have any votes on the cool poll
why are people so mean
welcome to four chan
we suck
hl pl is ass baka
you're ass baka
i want to KILL tf2gs
its already dead
somebody post the edgy reaper pasta thing
i want to KISS my tf2gfu
what do you guys do when you get banned
cry
if the last 40 posts are any indication of the type of people that still play tf2, i'm glad i switched to overwatch
cut myself
uhm honey, no one here plays tf2
what's a ""TEA EFF TWO""
uh.. sweetheart?
did you noticed were riding at page eight?
lol you faggots, we get it, you want to be social and feel important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a 'conversation' so that someone can finally listen and hear your whining because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're unemployed dullards without any real friends or any kind of social interaction outside of the internet who use 4chan to get the attention you dont get at home. fuck off with your roleplaying or whatever the fuck it is, stop shitting up the thread with your garbage. no one gives a shit about you, not in real life and not here either. you are wasting everyone's bandwidth.
:r
i read this in reaper's voice cause i expected the copypasta
read this in my voice
read this in reaper's voiceCRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN
This general is beyond saving.
>>144913509
>just getting one
Ive had one for months and never fucking use the thing.
Its not that its bad per se, and i love the way it feels in my hands.
But a track pad isn't all that great a replacement for a thumbstick.
It cam be more accurate, but it works like a track pad.
A whole lot of lifting your thumb to look to your right.
>>144921069
Welcome to /vg/, enjoying your stay?
>>144921307
Show me a single general that is as bad as this one. Not even the starcraft gen was this bad at its worst.
is there a way to hear yourself talk in mumble
>>144921549
Not sure, but if you're not sure about how your mic sounds, Windows has an inbuilt sound recorder.
*shows you his genital*
> <
>>144921459
what
they're talking about their game
>>144921386
/agdg/ was going through problems a week ago
>//<
>>144921459
That doesn't look as bad as tf2g and most of the shitposters use names so they can be filtered. Try again.
when is that tf2 update coming that makes the dark falkirk all class
Things Valve Forgot About in TF2
>Decals
>Coaching
>Retiring hats
>Territorial Control
>Medieval Mode
>Special Delivery
>Robot Destruction
>Arena
>Mann vs Machine
>Cactus Canyon
>Training Mode/Bots
>Collectors Items/Chemistry Sets
>Strangifiers
>Austraiums
>Replays
>Those Dr. Grodbort packs that were teased and have been sitting in the workshop
>Quality checks on workshop updates
>Artstyle
>The comics
>Matchmaking
things my tf2gfu forgot about
>me
>>144921549
go to your recording devices and set your mic to be used as playback device in the second tab, then imagine being a medic and calling out that there's a scout on you and be really desperate then apologize that you had top pop
>>144922060
get out
get your shit and get out
>>144922179
why
:r
I'm sure he's just having a bit of technical issues on his end, you should exchange numbers or something so that this isn't as big a deal anymore. Dunno why you haven't already, desu.
>>144922225
your posting is offensively boring with its forced attempt at being "cutesy"
cause you are moving in with me
The forced cute is part of the charm, though.
Hi team fortress two general!
>>144922179
don't engage him, this guy is so desperate for attention that he keeps spamming the general with his idiotic posts. the more attention you give him, the more posts he will make.
he doesn't seem to be very good at social interactions, that's why shitposting is his only outlet and his only way to get people to talk to him. it's sad, really.
>>144922409That's the entire reason I reply to human.
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
im going to
P R O T E C T
human
'cute' is an euphemism for 'fucking pathetic'
come to the better thread
>>>/trash/3341651
oh
You will have to protect human from ME!
I will hit her.
You shouldn't hit girls :s
>>144921386
/ksg/
>>144922902
I know that's why I'm hitting human.
>>144922902
>>144923159
brooooooooooo
This general would be saved if everyone stopped being a fucking bum and got jobs
uh viva i don't think having a job cleanses your soul from sin
that's not how it works
soo skype group or no
t. mexican college dropout working as a grocery bagger
youre
not
invited
>>144923756
you can get peoples ips through skype
its not safe :z
>>144923729
No, but it gets people to shut the fuck up more
>>144923774
Half-Mexican*
Produce dude*
This game is racist
seriously why is /msg/ supposedly bad
they're just talking about the game
>>144924803
It used to be nothing but shitposting. I'm guessing what happened is the shitposting drove most of the regulars away and they got replaced by people who actually care about the game.
post yfw you frag the med so much he starts running the vita-saw
overwatch
sucks
dick
>>144923931
post face
its raining
u.u
