>tfw I'm now 51 wins and 16 losses with CARRY Abaddon, and oh yeah, the Major is starting Edition.
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: http://killurselves.com
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TDE18mK
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
First for our guys
who /fit/ here
reminder to report avatar shitposted vandalized degenerated OPs
9 memes early
>>144689303
I'm betting on based gooks with wisp bristle bong and HOTD strats
25 MINUTES LATE AND COUNTING
>t-this one will start on time
THE DOTARDS
FOREVER THE GOOD LITTLE cucks OF VALVE
>>144689303
hey you meant to post a pic of secret but posted liquid
MVP WILL TAKE IT ALL
Houstonbros report in
>>144689225
>>144689225
They added the Frankfurt Major overlay and some more battle pass jew shit
>Valve literally playing a funeral dirge on the piano
>DED GAEM confirmed
>>144689303
Looks like you posted the wrong image by accident there, friend.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
>>144689303
Mind control looks like a bouncing round ball. Lmao so funny. I really like his roundness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CRBry5l_TY
Watch how midgets kicking russian host while delay on mainstream.
where is the fucking pre-show
S
W
N
L
>tfw 40.75 hours of staying awake
>stream delayed
I'm suffering for this pseudo grand final. PLEASE VALVE
Yea this introduction is so cool
I BELIEVED IN SEA MONKIES
NEVER AGAIN
For the 3k anon from last thread.
Lean the timings.
Learn what your hero can and cannot do.
If you aren't playing a core, rotate early and make them tp or kill their cores.
If you need wards buy them for yourself.
Get more efficient with your farming speed, stack whenever you get the chance, take towers if your lane opponent goes missing.
Learn when to buy what item.
Use the trees to the side lines while pushing.
Use constructive pings to direct your team.
t. 5k
Who else /literally named Abdul Ismail/ here
>https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TDE18mK
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
haha ebin
It's so refreshing that MY thread is the thread where all of you literal shit eaters get to post for the start of this Major's main event.
Aren't you thankful?
I am literally saving DOTA 2 here. No more fucking 2k MMR blogshit in sight!
>kunkka octarine
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I'VE JUST FIND THE MMR MACHINE, ITS ACTUALLY SO OP, FREE LIFE WITH TIDEBRINGER HITS
Oh fug, i just came home
What did i miss?
why is everyone spurging out? the game isnt even scheduled to start for 15 min???
Kuro gonna Qurban some gooks
>>144689824
see >>144689818
and then kill yourself and your spastic behavior
>>144689854
Opening ceremony was supposed to start 35 mins ago
https://www.periscope.tv/Cyborgmatt/1RDGlOgmdwOKL
it's fuckign empty
>tfw alberto barbossa still hasn't killed himself
Anyone want to play maf?
>>144689819
>the instant invite has expire
>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them
>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/
>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again
>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist
>those empty seats
literally dead gaem
![orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ATFtbxT.jpg "orig[1].jpg")
AVGN????
>1 hour delay
>Mineski
mineski?
>>144690035
oh UFCK
What?
Dead game
>>144690035
Post Cap
>>144690035
does cap get a lot of pussy?
Here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
Can someone explain to me why alliance has so many fans? They where only good for like 6-8 months, navi was good for like 3 years.
is it literally just bulldog?
LMAO DOTARDS
SHOULD HAVE PAYED MONEY TO GO LIKE GOOD GOYIM KEK
>>144690202
El classico
>>144689817
okay thanks
I have been watching replays and started doing some things such as stacking ancients every time I got to rune and rotating more/faster
I almost always win early but just cant end games
Uhhhh dotards?
I thought Dota was popular in shitty third world countries?
Argentine v Chile in 8 minutes
>>144689951
So this is the selfie app my friend used
>>144690260
>paying to catch malaria and then get shived for my socks
nty
>>144690260
LMFAO!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING A GAME DESIGNED BY A LITERAL CURRY SHITTER.
NICE FUCKING GAME DOTARDS!
>>144690260
It's okay. I can't fap while fasting anyway.
>>144690306
Crowd must've predicted the delays.
>>144690306
I couldn't care less can they just start before I fall asleep
START THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEROES VS HEROES
>>144690160
No he's tied down to this thing.
FIERY
EPIC
ENCOUNTERS
HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OF STRENGHT
OOOOOOOOO (women singing)
FINALLY
>SAND KING
>>144690306
>tuesday morning
It will be full on friday/saturday
>>144690429
Motherfucker
holy fuck this is awful
>we want to show china we're better than them
>>144689231
Never forgetti
TIME FOR TRON
what the fuck is this rofl
I stayed up for this shit
someone PLEASE replace qops ult sound file with this lady. or nagas ult.
And people said ELP's shows, or Yes' TFTO era shows were pompous and pretentious, Jesus fuck
>We Tron now
THIS IS YOUR PRESHOW LMAO
THEY WERE LATE TO GIVE US SOME BITCH SCREACHING
hooooooooWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH SHIT GUYS WITH GARBAGE CANS IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
This is actually extremely cringe-worthy.
It's just a fucking video-game, man.
Jesus Christ.
LMAO WHAT IS THIS TRON SHIT DOTARDS
can't they just start the fucking games instead of this bullshit
TERROR OF THE WIND
what the fuck is this
ENDURANCE RUN
WE WOKE UP AT 4AM FOR THIS
Even fucking V1lat managed to do better than this holy shit.
>>144690303
Supports can't end games unless you play someone who can rat
Try shadow shaman, you can close out games that go long enough by using your team as a distraction while you drop 2x serpent wards on enemy throne
Tron hero when?
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>144690581
that guy had literally bought every fucking tournament ticket in the game btw
he was from the /d2g/ chat
>hoverboards
are you serious?
What the fuck are they actuallt doing?.
i am shaking my head to be honest family
>>144690579
this is a fucking beautiful joke of a tourney
they're fucking skating trons
i just want to watch dota
WHAT AM I WATCHING
What the fuck is this
tron theme ricochet live action gameplay incoming
is that a fucking hoverboard
>spinning around on the little segway hoverboard things
WHAT THE FUCK PINOYS
Why is Kelly Milkies singing live?
What in the actual fuck was that.
Are people receptive to this shit?
THis is weird butI'm feeling the hype chills
uhh
Katie Kate flashbacks lads
HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
HONOR AND GLORY BOYS
Dotards what the fuck is this shit
are they seriously still pushing muh legitimate sport?
Will there be shows in between games
VANILLA MAJOR
>>144690653
I only play mid or position 5 and I have only been picking memepush heroes
Nice esport dotards
WE /HOVERBOARDS/ NOW
Who 4 AM here?
>tfw I'm listening to WC2's soundtrack instead.
From the time where Blizz actually made good games.
what the actual fuck is this
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A PROPER SHITSHOW
GOOD JOB PINOYS I AM THOROUGHLY ENTERTAINED
HONOUR AND GLORY ARE AT STAKE IN THIS QUEST FOR VICTORY
its hype as fuck but hoverboarders with LED lights is corny.pretty good anyway though
why do we even need all this
>alliance
>finest dota 2 teams in the world
>open with Alliance
My sides.
friendly reminder first draft is starting in 2 minutes
THAT $5 reaver
>why are we here
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
>OH BOI
OH BOI
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>OH BOI
Intro in the nutshell
>>144690616
>being this soulles
>>144690828
Ayyyyyyyy northern eu
Also these intros sounds so bad when you can't hear the applause
>vandalized OP
>fat peenoise opera grill shouting on mike
>color bullshit going on
ok now tell me a reason why I should believe this game is not dead as fuck
THE REAVER IS SO TINY
LUL
>>144690789
I didn't see it live because I was back in my hotel room after grands, is there still no recording anywhere?
L M A O
can they please just start the game already it's 3 am here
>>144690828
5 am here
>>144690828
>>144690828
right here senpai
DC look so happy to be here.
I'm glad for them desu.
i want to rub Moo's belly
fear is so cute guys
>EG just stand there
LMAO
bulba thouhg
have the players run in for fuck sake, this is taking ages
>>144690860
cause esports need to waste money on trying to prove themselves
EG so depressed.
>finest teams
>EG Alliance Secret
Fear forcing EG to be based as fuck.
What an intro.
EG just kept standing there ayyy
>Waving at that one guy in the crowd
>that tiny ass trophy
>>144690817
Don't do what that anon said. I'm the original poster.
Picking greedy supports is going to fuck you over so hard this meta.
If you really want to climb MMR you can spam broken heroes.
I got to 5k by spamming OD last patch.
You can basically do the same with Slark this patch if you can do the shit I said in my original post.
kek
>Agressif's face
>>144689231
>early
>Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
MODS
>>144691009
>Moo is all of a sudden bear mode
Muh dick hnnngh
whats going onhere guys rofl
>>144691026
No, they stood and waved to make their presence known and then started walking on their own terms. America always shows the rest of the world how to be alpha.
LGD are in shorts, tongs and tshirts lads
I don't think they're taking this very seriously
get ready for secret
>EG
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Literally who lives in Manilla and who are they rooting for?
>>144690965
this desu
I always love those teams
>>144691189
Pinoys
They root for good dota
>>144691143
Isn't it really hot in manila?
>NaVi
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
So here's my fucking plan mates
I'm going to go to bed at 10:00 MST. I'll wake up at 5:00 MST, so I can watch the EG and Secret series, as opposed to staying up late.
Is this a good plan?
>>144691143
all chink teams know the law of honeypot
Post yfw epicenter had better memevalue
>>144691134
ESPORTS
S
P
O
R
T
S
that's not awkward at all
couldn't somebody tell them what they're supposed to do
Save the secret entrance
>>144691063
>>144691063
>>144691063
the good teams get to stand there for some photos
whats this alliance and horse shit on twitch?
>>144691225
make yourself a can of coffee and stop being a pussy you fucker
they need to spend less time coming up with stupid shit like this and find ways to get fans in the stands
this is basically anti hype
THAT WAS A PRETTY CHOTTO INTRO MATTE
>people just standing there as decorations
WORST MAJOR
WORST WAY TO BLOW YOUR MONEY ON
JUST STOP
STOPPPPPPPPP
ITS A WASTE
OF
MOINEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>144691189
Mineski and anyone who gets far and have a memorable face
when will they learn?
>>144691215
Hot and high humidity
Like it's 10am and 30°C already but with 80% humidity
>all wearing short pants
Really fucking dotards?
>>144691230
Holy shit there's actually so much crowd noise why do they always cut this shit from the stream
Cap streaming from inside the stadium
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1MnGnjkmlwdGO
It makes everything feels a lot better
Just do what they did at shanghai with the teams in their balconiesjust have them turn up
Is it really so hard?
manlets
when will they learn
LMFAO that dude from empire on the right
>>144691225
I've stayed awake 41 hours trying to balance this shit. Don't fuck yourself like I did.
>Envy wearing shorts and thongs
EE IN FUCKING FLIP FLOPS LMAO
HE'S A FUCKING AUTISMOLORD
>goyim payed for this with hats
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
A FUCKING DISCOUNT TRON SHOW
DOTARDS FOREVER THE LAUGHING STOCK
Liquid marching in
>you don't actually have to play the drums
>just mime it
>no not like that
>mime it slowly, as if you weren't actually playing the drums
UNIVERSE FACE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>matumbaman in fucking swimwear
BASED
A
S
E
D
god damnit jackie mao
HE'S WEARING FUCKING SANDALS
>>144690303
This is what i hate about low-skill games
no one fucking ends ever
It's like no one understands when the various powerspikes occur, when they shouldn't fight, how to split push effectively, and all that crap (I'm not the best i won't pretend but it gets frustrating)
>wings
fuccboi gaming lmao
>>144691314
WOAH GUYS WATCH OUT HE'S 'AGRESSIF':^)
CHOTTO MATTE
>>144691428
Literally why
>>144691371
Yeah cutting the applause and crowds cut so much of the atmosphere
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
FUCKING WINGS MADE THEIR TSHIRTS 4 HOURS AGO IN A SWEAT SHOP
who 11 pm here
feels good to be able to watch both series
Just imagine vale telling you to walk down that isle and look like a fucking retard, fuck
That's it, I've decided. I'm rooting for DC to win this shit tournament.
I've liked their intro the best.
They look like they've got their priorities straight.
Ma boi rtz looking good. I'm glad everyone hates him now, more artour for me
>>144691512
SLAY CHUANTRESS SLAY
EG and Secret are done for. Such low moral.
WINGS WITH DISCOUNT PRINT T-SHIRTS
well guys since dota is truly dead 69 decides what i play next.
Eeh, it was okey.
>>144691496
>>144691512
Chaun please, your teammates need some food too...
>drummers were told they get to use their life expierence playing in the marching band will make up by playing at a big major for dota 2
>get told to only stand there and look nice with lights on their instruments
>>144691371
fuck thanks for posting this its way better than any panel
WHO 5AM HERE WITH NO SLEEP
>>144691545
He is mine>:3
>no audience
EVERY FUCKING TIME
too soon
>>144688009
I actually think Navi is going to win this
>>144691562
you playesports with us
STOP THE RECAPS
GIVE ME FRESH DOTA
GODDAMN
>>144691609
the lower part is almost entirely full?
I was expecting Secret to look worse desu.
H Y P E R X X X
>>144691609
10 am on a weekday
>>144691476
Had a moment today when we killed 4 enemies who had no buybacks
the 5th was raxing us
we had mid rax destroyed already on the enemy side, so we could throne
the retarded 3500 mmr carry goes to the rax instead of throning with me
then calls me retarded for staying
like, the game could have fucking ended, i could be released from that pain, but he extended my suffering by 20 min
Buckle your belts fampais
>>144691609
Did you actually expected anything else, shitlord.
This is a fuckin' DEAD game.
DEAD.
>>144691651
Nice Meme
>>144691609
>audience shitter because there is one empty seat at 10 am on a weekday
every time
>>144691609
It happens in League of Legends too
You retards need to realize that it's hard to have a full stadium event on a weekday.
can the gooks even take a game off liquid?
BEST FUCKING MATCH AS THE FIRST FUCKING SERIES
GODSEND
PREVIOUSLY
>>144691695
wow im really feeling the hype here...
This PGL company is soo good glad reddit sucked their cocks non-stop...zzz
>>144691713
>blogs during esports
lmao
WHAT THE FUCK
START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>>144691609
There is really no way to fix this. Other sports have the luxury of having long seasons and filling stadiums for only a single game in prime time but for esports you need the stadium for entire weeks and no one is going to go watch game during weekdays and during workhours.
>previously on the manila major
Dragonballz?
reminder that comfy is a NEET shibboleth
>>144691793
ON DRAGON BALL Z
>>144691603
Right here friendo, it's gonna be a long week
>>144691603
11PM HERE, AWAKE UNTIL 7AM LET'S DO THIS
>tfw no iceiceice in flipflops and boxer
>dubstep
Dota : The anime [the manila major saga]
>>144691771
>finish your fucking groupstage on saturday
>have a fucking break for 2 days even though all your players and crew are already there
>get empty stadium because you start on fucking weekday
???????
>previously
>episode meme has ascended beyond
LITERALLY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>PREVIOUSLY ON THE MANILA MAJOR >SANDOR CLEGANE LEFT FOR DEAD?
>>144691921
they want finals on saturday
>PREVIOUSLY ON THE MANILA MAYOR
come the fuck on
Valve shilling so fucking to become LEGITIMATE SPORTS WHICH CAN TOTALLY BE SHOWN ON TV.
We absolutely need to:
>get rid of suits
>get rid of any kind of "muh ceremonies"
>make panel cuss and banter a lot
>get 2GD back
continue my list anons
>>144691950
C L E G A N E B O W L
>If you blame your teammates for your losses then you're just a gameshitter
What does PGL stand for?
REMEMBER THAT NATUS VINCERE WILL WIN THIS TRASH
>tfw can only watch one series
kill me
>>144691609
>>144691670
>>144691704
>>144691734
>>144691770
>>144691771
>>144691818
>>144691771
THE
GAME
IS
GIGADEAD
THE TARDS
OF DOTA
ARE
ON
HIGHER
DAMAGE
CONTROL
THAN
FUCKING
CAV
FANS
