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>have reaper on team
>enemy has winston
>reaper keeps getting killed by junkrat instead of shooting winston
would you watch D.Va's stream?
AYO HOL UP NOW
Widowmaker is my wifu and she is NOT A SLUT! Please don't steal.
what's it like to pet soldier 76?
>fuck off tracer I'm busy
>peek from a different cover every time
>the Widowmaker always headshots the moment you do it
Every
fucking
time
>McCree is balanced
t. McCree main who's trash at every FPS and every character except McCree and attributes this to his skill on the champion
>>144677223
NO-ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT
HON HON HON HON HON
>>144677049
Reposting for new thread.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10417527
>>144677197
Don't worry no one will
>hanzo picker
>he does it because he's not good enough to play blueberry
>ywn fuck D.Va
>>144677197
I already planted my seed in her.
>>144677213
hahahaha
WHY DO THESE THREADS MOVE SO FAST??????
>>144677213
>>144677271
E L E V E N
L
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V
E
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>>144677123
nice going you meme loving fucks
>>144677232
>main
>champion
holy shit you triggered me so hard you little league piece of shit
>>144677265
>tfw she didn't have ult up
>she just wasn't scoped and the moment someone appeared she quickscopes
>>144677197
Everyone in Talon already has
WHAT'S IN THE PATCH?
>>144677348
Not even ants deserve to read that garbage.
>>144677346
It's late as fuck, so the poll's just there to tick away 'til I head off, buy boxes tomorrow.
>>144677213
That's a fine how do you do
>>144677331
Because you touch yourself at night
>>144677365
>amerishits keep confusing germany and switzerland
Can we all agree that after Widowmaker and McCree nerf, Tracer and Zarya should be the next ones on the line? They do too much damage for how safe they are. This is ridiculous, the only balanced heroes in this game are Soldier76 and Reaper
reminder you are actually playing with MOBA babbies and CoD kiddies
>>144677348
LITERAL TUMBLR MEME
>>144677213
>tracer gets BTFO
>>144677318
Whatever Widow does is better and easier than Hanzo
Yet I prefer Hanzo cause I don't mind standing on the fucking point
>Genji player: SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING BASTION ALREADY
oh my god
>>144677408
Some widows are just fucking insane
>got headshotkilled by one quickscoping while jumping out from a corner once
The targets on the practice range react to the amount of damage you hit them with and swing longer the more damage, nice little detail
>>144677167
best mccree skin
>>144677474
It's shadman what did you expect
>>144677213
God damn I love junkrat
>>144677421
Tick rate is now 19
>>144677487
>Tracer and Zarya should be the next ones on the line?
No, Tracer and Zarya are balanced.
>>144677213
>70 hp
>med kit would spawn without him finding out
>>144677367
You know "maining" a character didn't originate from League right?
Agree with the champion thing though.
>tfw /owg/
Pls post pics of Zarya
She's the best
>go behind enemy lines
>wait patiently
>nobody knows you're there
>they start pushing the cart
>silently fly behind them
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>clean quadra kill
>POTG
>THIS CUNT AS: TRACER
>Kills 2 people with a misplaced grenade and chips one guy for 15%
>>144677518
>hanzobabby corner humps and spams arrows hoping the insane head hitbox collision on his arrows instagibs somebody
>harder than actually aiming for the head
>>144677213
HOOLEY
DOOLEY
>>144677464
Eleven is obviously the only logical answer.
>>144677049
>already have a hanzo on our team
>"guys I want to play widowmaker so i can get better with her"
>the entire team turns into this
>>144677537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9PPqIWYwII
Reminder that widow is clearly a balanced character
>52 hours of time played
>Level 57
Where are you at, owg?
>>144677197
>having a waifu so slutty she couldn't even beat the cock and mindbroke
>>144677487
zarya doesnt need a nerf family
>>144677167
He has like the exact opposite personality of TMWNN/Blondie though
>>144677487
Zarya is so under-used it doesn't matter.
Tracer needs a cooldown on her teleports.
I think Junkrat also needs a small nerf in base damage, and Hanzo needs his hitboxes fixed.
>>144677715
50% is real
>>144677629
>>144677474
>swiss army knife themed skin for Mercy
>red armor with a white cross on the chest plate
>the wings become the various tools coming out of her back
>>144677197
I don't want to touch degenerates like her. She goes to Talon HQ every weekend to get brainwashed.
>>144677715
Did you join them as widow?
was match making bad for anyone else today? I got raped like I've never been raped in this game and I'm level 50
>all the fanart is lesbian
>no actual lesbians in game
Best girl
>tfw finally good with genji and people call me op
does windowlicker really need her sniper to turn into an assault rifle?
>>144677619
No, once McCree and Widow are out, every team will start running those two. Winston will not be needed anymore and tracer will replace McCree's spot
>>144677197
>how do you want your waifu senpai?
>just fuck her mind up
>>144677474
I know its stupid that he did that but isn't shad Swedish?
>>144677521
kappa
does anyone want to play with me?
xmhmt#1889
You will now become roommates with the three heroes you've played the most for one year.
How does this impact your day to day life?
>>144677167
>we don't have a skin that looks EXACTLY like this
>just lame riverboat and mystery man
>>144677213
>Tracer running around and engaging with 70 hp
>52% win rate reached
>the enemy team is now at least 15 levels above your team
Thanks...
This is why normal fps games have fucking servers.
I hate this modern age "press the button and we will decide if you are allowed to have fun this time" shit that got popular because of trash MOBA genre.
I am too old for this shit.
>Everybody's ultimate is loud as fuck
>Except for Widowmaker's ultimate, the one global ult you need to actually know about when it's active
>>144677717
>compilation of cherrypicked clips from a very above-average widowmaker player
>implying you've ever faced a widow that did that shit to you consistently
>>144677846
It's been pretty shit for me today but i think it's just random
>>144677771
>and Hanzo needs his hitboxes fixed.
There's nothing wrong with Hanzo's hitboxes, it's the non-hitscan hitboxes in general.
Everyone benefits from them, it's just more noticeable with Hanzo due to his main weapon being a bow.
>>144677867
the real question is does she need the ability to to fire off two rounds per second in scoped mode with fully charged shots every second
>>144677896
Junkrat
Reinhardt
Mercy
>>144677715
I do it too. Why would I care what people in my soloq casual mode games think? I play in a stack normally so if I'm playing by myself, I'm getting as much practice in as possible.
>>144677717
To be fair, stuff like this takes pretty high skill, you'd be hard pressed finding a widow capable of doing this reliably.
But she is broken as fuck at high level, yes.
>>144677213
ugh what the fuck are you aiming at?
>>144677487
Zarya only needs a buff on console, she's fine otherwise
>>144677896
p.cool
whats the secret to playing winston?
theoretically i know what i'm supposed to do, jump into the backlines, drop my shield and harass the snipers, supports, but every time i jump into action with him i feel like i'm just getting shredded to pieces instantly and do no damage at all to the guys i'm supposed to kill.
which maps should he be picked/avoided on?
any not-so-obvious counters i have to look out for?
>>144677474
>implying any country that isn't America matters
>take off
>the moment I do Widowmaker shoots me down
I can't play Pharah anymore at this point, every game has a Widowmaker and every game I'm shot down like a cuck the moment I move.
Just fuck my shit up.
Friendly reminder to upvote all healers in the post game screen. Their biting the bullet means you or your shitter teammates dont have to.
Right click - Prefer all healers. Right click - Avoid all Mcree mains and Bastion mains.
Has anyone else experienced bugs with ult voicelines not being palyed.
Like, there's not even a massive firefight going on, but suddenly McCree instakills 5 people because it wasn't high noon apparently.
>>144677365
I don't understand how people find anything Shad does fappable.
FIVE GREY GREY BLUE GREY BOXES IN A ROW
AHHH
I JUST WANT SOME COINS TO BUY POSH TRACER
>>144677335
I love the ????? at the last second of the webm
>get knocked into the bottomless pit of free KOTH kills
>actually make it back up with spastic Lucio wallriding even though I'm not that good with him
I AM SO HAPPY
>>144677846
only played 4 games today but they were all pretty good
almost everyone was 30-50 levels above me but I still managed to play well and the teams were well balanced
>teammates don't stand in the objective
>teammates waste their ult on one person
>teammates never pick a tank
>when they do, they never charge
>Widows never pay attention to their surroundings
>McCrees try to be snipers
>>144677487
tracer yes
zarya probably not, shes in-line with the rest of the game just doesnt have a very specific counter character and tends to roll over your entire team if youre stuck with even one retard who feeds her
>>144677521
>Bastion isn't a retard that holds M1 after i deflect
>has garbage aim and dies to me spamming shurikens while double jumping anyway
nofriendsfag here, anyone wanna team up? i'm a level12and i mainmercy. average skill.
>>144677896
>tracer
>pharah
>mccree
I'm going to get cucked pretty hard, aren't I?
>>144677881
>every team will start running those two.
No they won't, and you know it. Just because you encounter someone who's good with Zarya doesn't mean she's OP.
Protip: Stop shooting at her and her allies' shields.
>>144677494
are we supposed to care?
Which Overwatches do you think are dating?
>people take this seriously as a competitive game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ&ab_channel=ForceGaming
>>144677571
That movie is exactly what the riverboat skin reminds me of.
>>144677771
Genji is the one that needs his hitbox fixed. his head is shoulder width somehow...
QUICK
ODILE OR ODETTE
The maps are well designed and there's thought in the game, but it feels extremely safe and is doing literally nothing new. Almost every single character is a class/concept from another game done in its most tame form, and I feel the super system is done terribly to the point of just over centralizing optimal play.
It's still an ok game, but this really strikes me as exactly like hearthstone where they took a genre that everyone knows can make money, and just streamlined it for the masses in the safest way possible.
>>144678162
toxic behavior
your banned
Someone post some cute Pharah please
>Carrying some shitstain motherfuckers as le balanced stronk russian tumblr gal
>Have multiple gold medals
>Yell at my team for not doing their jobs properly
>Win the game with two clutch ults
>"great ults Zarya"
>"yeah that really won us the game"
>Feel like shit for scolding them earlier
>"th-thanks"
>>144678209
Kill yourself.
>>144678047
Do the queers think two women can mate? even Mercy isn't that good at medical science. I wonder who the bull was in this relationship and who bared the child?
>it's a "reinhartd wanders off on his own dooming his entire backline to certain death" episode
I'm getting real fucking tired of these
>>144677896
>D.va
>Symmetra
>Mercy
Play games with D.va all day. Mercy takes care of us. Symmetra sits autistically in her room alone. Sign me up.
>>144677917
Holy shit this
I don't need to know if Reinhardt used his ultimate when I'm at spawn, but when it comes to being legit wallhacked you keep that a secret unless I'm up Widow's ass?
>>144677896
>Reinhard
>76
>McCree
sounds like i'd have a lot of fun with Rein and Jesse, not sure about 76, he seems kinda grumpy
>>144677896
>Winston
>Mercy
>Zenyatta
The chillest people in OW as roomies? Sounds good to me
>>144678209
the green one
>>144678013
Your team actually also needs to do something, because you will die 1v6 no matter what you do. Wait for the enemy to engage your team, then jump in the back line and fuck mercy (or similar) up
Or just jump to the Widowmaker, preferably either after a shot so she can't shoot you in the face as easily, or from an angle she can't hit you from
>anubis attack
>enemy team have 5 toblerons + mercy
>my team have 2 widows
>>144678013
winston has high hp and high mobility, you dont need to aim with him so he's a good starting character.
his ult resets his hp so if you go into the fray get dmged a bit and then pop it and just jump around and be a general distraction.
he fucks any kind of squishy anything esp. those with low mobility (zenyatta, hanzo, widow, junkrat)
in big fights just put your shield down slightly far away from people and soot behind it while they try to shoot you
he's one of the easiest characters in the game but i'd def say he is more attack/harass focused than frontline tanker guy.
>>144677896
>Pharah - Qt brown goddess for hot sex
>Junkrat - Never a dull moment and he will always have my back
>Lucio - cucks me by fucking Pharah behind my back
>>144678041
Futafags love him because hes as much of a degenerate as they are
What are the tried and true ways to tell if someone is a shitter?
>widowmaker doesn't need to be nerfed
>>144678193
Only 76 and Mercy
And Lucio trying to pick up D.va or another young Overwatch
>>144677847
none of the characters have sexualities. they don't exist.
>>144678281
>chillest
But I don't see Mei there
>>144678314
>anubis attack
Free win
Widow is pretty good on offense for the A point there too
>>144678260
It's a "reinhardt's a pussy and stalls in the choke while everyone gets battered" episode
>>144678260
follow him up you retard
Daily reminder that Winston sucks and anyone that picks him is asking for death. Easiest kills I've made are from him
GUYS NEW WEEKLY BRAWL
>>144677978
Being able to scope/charge/shoot while flying through the air is dumb though. They already don't allow you to keep scope up when jumping.
daily reminder that overtime needs to be removed
>>144678221
>the maps are well designed
>D. Va can actually move and do damage
>ultimate charges with damage blocked by Defense Matrix
Congratulations, she's now a fat Tracer with a shield and flight.
>Lower Sentry Mode reload time (it's faster to go back to Recon and then back to Sentry)
>Replace his selfhealing with a shield ability he can use in both Recon and Sentry mode
Congratulations, now he doesn't die on sight.
Selfhealing is useless, if you're taking damage you should just get up and switch location anyways.
>>144677896
Junkrat
Lucio
Reinhardt
Fun times await.
>>144677896
Roadhog
Lucio
Pharah
Yes please.
Anubis truly is the worst map ever conceived. Fuck.
>>144678356
>futa
>degenerate
t. diaper autism
>>144677896
>Mercy, Pharah and Symmetra
I'm in fucking heaven
>>144678221
well that's nothing new with Blizzard, and it's not really a bag thing.
that's exactly what they did when they made WoW too
>>144677896
>Pharah Zarya D.va
hot foursomes all night
>Our McCree gets PoTG
>It starts off with him literally Flash/Fanning a level 1 Torb Turret just by itself.
>I ask him why he did that when at that range, McCree's M1 two shots it.
>"Shut the fuck up ur just salty you didn't get potg qq more faggot"
Was that a Peak McCree Main?
>>144677896
Lucio
Mei
Junkrat
Shenanigans will be had
Hijinks will ensue
And I'll love every second of it
>>144678445
somehow even worse tahn the last week
>playing reinhardt
>alone against 4 attackers
>about to lose shield and die
>charge into them at random
>hit their lucio
>McRee can stun, get destroy D.Va's mech then kill her instantly.
Okay this needs nerfed.
Also:
>Mercy spent the whole game healing/damage increasing a shitty Widowmaker.
How do these people find this game fun?
>>144677917
>>144678264
Most of the advantage of that ult comes from it's silence
If there was a barely audible buzz while it was active it'd be a much easier to deal with ultimate, but it'd make it far less useful overall
It's better how it is right now
If anything, some visual tells from the HUD when it activates would be a much better way to deal with that, now that I think about it
>>144678201
This game is so shitty. To all you retards out there believing that this will ever have a serious competative scene, this is the reason it wont.
The game is fucking intended to be for casuals who cant aim for shit
>>144678314
If this like half an hour ago, I was one of those Toblerones.
>>144678445
>winston vs widow
this is more pointless than Genji vs. Hanzo
>>144678038
nah get fucked
>>144678423
>follow him up
>follow a reinhardt into a side room so he can fight a reaper
>a fucking reaper
>while our entire team gets shredded by their widowmakers and mccrees
I can't wait for ranked to come out so retards like you get put in the trench and can no longer give advice
>>144677917
>D.Va's ult has a fucking indicator
>>144678554
come ON
Daily reminder that [controversial opinion which guarantees replies]
>>144677896
>76
>Reinhardt
>Pharah
Lots of JUSTICE and dilfs, what more could I ask for.
>>144678457
>arriving at watchpoint: gibraltar
>now arriving at temple of anubis
>weeelcome. . . to hanamura
>>144678038
I vote for the player with the most along impact on the game.
I don't vote for a shitty healer, I tell them to do something easier and heal myself, or just take another healer if they suck too much.
And the people I avoid are those who play like they don't want to win. If you can't kill anyone as damage dealer, if you charge in stupidly as Reinhardt, or if you only heal and only heal one person as mercy, you get avoided
does anyone wanna add me and play with me?I have no friends Q.Q but I'm kinda afraid to post my Battle.net username on 4chan
Gotta go fast!
>>144678445
wait a second
the weekly brawl hasn't changed
why the fuck is it still Shimada Brothers
>>144677896
>Lucio Rein and Zarya
I can hang out with my nigga and they other two will probably armwrestle for the whole year
>>144678586
if you followed him he wouldnt have died and you could have killed reaper
>first game
>team is all level 50+, play like gods, easy win
>second game
>get single digit levels on the team, nobody switches even when countered, nobody stands on the point, everyone just deathmatches
Is this matchmaking fucked or something
>>144677896
>Reaper
>76
>Junkrat
I feel like this would end in disaster
Daily reminder that the earth is round
>>144678509
Fuck of shad
>fed up with shitty support players
>play mercy
>heal 30-40% of team damage
>win game
how do people suck at this so much
>>144678554
Got a loli blowjob before, let's see again.
>>144677896
>Mercy
>Lucio
>Junkrat
Lucio and junkrat will tag team mercy in the bedroom and never let me have any
>>144678640
WHERE MY STREET SWINE AT?
>>144678717
>anyone who disagrees with me is shad
I hate his art, too, faggot
>>144678221
>The maps are well designed
>>144678667
I don't want to play with a self pitying frogposter no
>>144678554
cheers
>>144678563
The best widowmaker minigame is killing the mech and getting the headshot before she lands once ejected
>>144677197
>year of our lord
>not having your own brainwashed cocksleave
Step up niggas
>>144678554
>>144678602
YESjunkrat is best waifu
>>144678726
Because Mercy players always heal one tank and one tank only.
>>144678554
>Alejandra
>not Aleksandra
Who is best girl and why is it Zarya
>>144678776
Shouldnt you be sniffing the ass of some horsecock futa, Shad?
>>144677917
That's the whole point. It's 15 seconds of wallhacks, not a team wiping explosion.
Either take it out of the game or leave it as it is. Making it more obvious would just make the enemy team wait it out which is the most anti-fun thing possible.
>>144678704
Question:
What's your winrate and is it close-to or past 50%?
>>144678086
Level only means how long someone played, nothing else. Some people can be shitters after 200 hours, some are good after 5.
>>144678206
as it should be.
is it just me or are the stats completely useless? if i could, for example, display my daily averages and then plot those on a graph, i could easily tell if i'm actually getting better. as it stands, the stats don't do shit outside of serving the role of a trophy. if i could at least reset them once a month.
>hurrdurr you just don't want to have bad stats
exactly, i've become way better but it's hardly reflected in my stats. and this reflection will only slow down as i rack up more games.
>>144678667
sure, anon.DeityX#1845
>Lucio
>Mercy
>Zarya
Partying with Lucio, weightlifting with Zarya, I'm not sure what I'd do with Mercy.
>>144678554
Okay
>>144678538
>>144678576
>>144678689
>not getting the joke
>>144678554
I better get 99!
>>144678554
gib mercy
>>144678838
(You)
>>144677717
let me get this straight, when she takes aim, after charging it and the white marker shows up when cursor it's 100% guarantee shot?
>>144678845
>Making it more obvious would just make the enemy team wait it out which is the most anti-fun thing possible.
I'd consider that less aggravating than being killed around a fucking corner with no way of knowing I'd get a bullet in-between my eyes as soon as I peeked.
>>144678554
lets go
Reminder headshots should be removed from the game
>>144677896
Lúcio, Mercy, Winston
pretty cool
>>144678554
rolling
>>144678260
>it's a "Reinhardt charges into and behind a group of enemies." episode
Maybe if they actually pinned the enemy tank or support it'd be a fair trade but when they just blinding dash in it's just stupid.
>>144678554
Rolling.
>>144678768
I'm a one man apocalypse.
>>144678901
I realized your shit joke moron I am just wondering why the WEEKLY brawl doesn't change WEEKLY
>>144678250
it's a drawing.
>>144678229
Whose banned?
>queue solo
>matched with 5 stack
>>144678554
Meme me up scotty
>>144678848
Over 50 but not much
I haven't played a lot, I'm only level 27
>two hanzos on the team start arguing over who should switch
>they start bringing their level number into the fight
>>144678919
Being attracted to dicks isnt straight, but you can continue to be retarded
>>144678898
Who is Alejandra?
Heres a quicktip for all you newbies out there
You should never directly reinhardt charge unless its a gaurenteed hit.
You should always back around a corner, jump out and hit charge midair. By the time you land you will be charging with no windup
>>144677771
a lot of those under-usage concerns can be fixed by not allowing hero stacking.
>>144678554
>>144679049
that's not at all what we're talking about, but it's okay if you want to keep shitposting
>>144678554
Something good please.
God Zarya is so much fucking fun.
>sitting on the point with a healslut
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
>E
>Shift
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT
100% sure if they add a new support it would make the game more refreshing
>in a high MMR game
>really enjoyable game, actually
>both teams are about evenly matched, games are close and fun
>someone leaves, another guy comes in
>games turn to stomps because this new guy is absolute trash
>picks a variety of characters, pretty much every non-tank non-support except McCree, terrible at all of them
>how did this shitter end up in my MMR range?
>check his profile
>45 hours played, 40 hours of McCree
>everything is explained
McCRetards should just stick to their broken character, how do they delude themselves into thinking they're actually good?
>mfw playing winston and I have to beg my teammate for the harmony orb
>>144677896
>Reinhardt, Zenyatta and Soldier 76
Honor, peace and dad jokes will be plentiful.
>>144678359
Complains about bastion
asking for reaper changes
thinks that fth is ok but flashbang isn't
Widowmaker's ultimate should be straight up changed.
Soldier 76's aimbot I can live with since it's just more effective DPS you can work around, but not that wallhacking bullshit.
>>144678554
But why
>>144678554
roll
>>144678554
>no junkrat
better get a 0. hes my dude
>>144677896
Junkrat
Toblerone
Widowmaker
Widowmaker will be too good to socialise with the other two, but we'll probably have girl bonding. Junkrat would be my boyfriend, and Tob is his best friend, so there would be tinkering with explosives shenanigans all the time. Almost every meal is BBQ'd. We probably have to move around again every now and then because the place gets blown up, but we always wind up rooming together.Occasional orgies.
>>144678954
Then stop running around corners where a widow could conceivably be posted on. There's always something you can do to avoid getting picked off by snipers even if you don't know precisely where they are. This goes for any FPS that has sniper rifles in it.
>>144678554
h
>>144678231
>>144678554
gibs me dat mei
>>144679038
>hanzo complains about no healer
>wants the widow to switch
>widow doesnt switch
>instead of switching to the healer the hanzo switches to mei and puts ice walls in front of team mates
How can you master Roadhog's secondary fire? That thing can 1 hit <=200 health characters if done properly at mid range I'm pretty sure.
>>144678554
ok roll
>>144678554
D.va, vaginal sex
>>144677487
Zarya is only good on certain maps and completely useless on others.
>>144678554
Pls
where's my trash d.vas at?
>>144678554
I'm bored. Give me that 47 or 48 please.
>>144678260
>>144678992
>mfw I charge
>>144678554
Who the fuck is Alejandra?
>>144679173
>footjob from Symmetra
could there be a worse answer?
The matchmaking in this game is fucking garbage
This won't be playable until the add a server browser.
Which they won't so RIP is piss
>>144678347
>>Pharah - Qt brown goddess for hot sex
Implying that Pharah would even look at you.
>>Junkrat - Never a dull moment and he will always have my back
Implying that he wouldn't get bored of your shit and kill you for a giggle
>>Lucio - cucks me by fucking Pharah behind my back
Seems legit
>>144679103
Futafags adore shadman, thats a fact
The only one shitposting is you
>>144679251
Mobashitter
He'd be feeding in league or dota
