Goat bf Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
xth for flowey
nth for eternal suffering
nth forFUCK YOU
Bone pussy
sans
>>144669008
Updated the folder. I hopw this way to drop links is safe from shitposting.
Papyrus! feat. sans
NTRing asriel!
Six-nip Toriel when?
I want daddy Asgore to fuck my tight boipucci!!
>>144677038
Omega.
>>144677210
same
Alright, /utg/. Who herewants to die and lie on the ground together?
>>144677302
sign me up, man
>>144677210
I want daddy Asgore to have a loving platonic fatherly relationship with me and give me big warm hugs when I'm sad!
>>144676950
HahahaAAHAHAHAHA!
>>144677302
Napstablook
But he's already dead
>>144677210
i want to give asgore a butt blowjob
>>144676950
who's that?
>>144677302
i dont want to die but i'll join you on the floor if you'd like
>>144677302
no i don't want to die sorry
>>144677418
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>144677424
>>144677435
oh no not this again
>>144677302
Let's go, cousin
Your favorite is now a huge faggot
How do you feel
>>144677458for you
>>144677604
he is already though
>>144677604
>(You) are a huge faggot
Well, nothing really changed.
>>144677604
good now I can fug them
Which four characters would you bring on an expedition in Darkest Dungeon?
>>144677604
>Asriel
no difference
>>144677101
>>144677210
>>144677418
stop spamming
>>144677604
>has a crush on guy
>ends up gay
story of my life
>>144677604
>Mettaton
Nothing changed.
I want to hug the void!
>>144677424
>>144677604
Ecstatic.
>>144677604
i'd be surprised but still ultimately dont care
>>144677604
Tell him I love him and ask if he's looking for a top.
>>144677713
Asgore as the hound master
Asriel as the abomination
Sans as the occultist
Chara as the jester
>>144677604
>Asgore
So I have a shot now?
>>144677604
>Asgore
>>144677604
i don't think it matters because they'd still date me.
Which characters are the best to NTR?
>>144677827
just hug an empty plastic bag
there ya go
>>144677827
I want to feel the void's comforting embrace
In the metaphorical way and also in the cute skeleton scientist way
>>144677964
youre mighty confident
>>144677424
>>144677981
Asriel
Chara
Asgore
Monster Kid
Papyrus
Alphys
Dogamy
Snowdrake
>>144677981
asgore and chara.
>>144677604
>mfw
>>144677981
you can probably do it to everyone and it would still be accepted
Beware the Tem who speaks in Tems,
Beware the Tem who came from the other village.
>>144677407
Come join, friend.
>>144677429
Well, yeah. Kinda obvious.
>>144677452
Join on in, friend.
>>144677459
Well, that's okay.
>>144677581
As you wish.
>>144677713
Well Undyne is a no brainer. Asgore would be cool and I guess Toriel would be quite powerful by monster standards as well. The last one would be Papyrus I guess, I mean if they're fighting against other monsters then there's no problems. Papyrus would fare quite well against the psychological hazards of the dungeons while also being quite sturdy, Undyne tanks and Asgore and Toriel fire away..
Tactical meme online
>>144677691
I'm your favorite?
T-t-t-thanks anon...
>>144678070
well papyrus already dates frisk and doesn't matter what gender they are and we can still be friends afterwards.
>>144678079
>Snowdrake
FUCK YOU
don't pick on Asgore or Papyrus either
Draw this, /utg/.
>>144678256
This is going to be so fun
>>144678323
ah, this is true
>>144678341
holy shit something I can finally draw
>>144678259
>>144677424
>>144678341
This is my best work yet
>>144678341
Damn. I missed the image.
Asgore is fluffy
Fluffy!
>>144678341
Sure, here you go
>>144678547
>>144678341
N E W F A G
>>144678604
I wish I was fluffy
>>144678604
Yeah
>>144678547
But anon, I already started on the other one
>>144677102
SkeletalPucci
>>144678905
Reminder that Pucci died the most bitch ass death out of any of the big bads
>>144676393
>>144678582
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>144678341
>>144678547
No can do. I am working on a Temmie and have Mettaton PTSD anyway.
>>144678705
>posting oopsies are now newfaggotry
>>144678324
Plucking Snowdrake's tail feathers so that he has a bald butt and everybody laughs!
>>144679032
Reminder that he still technically succeeded. Sort of.
>>144679081
>I am working on a Temmie and have Mettaton PTSD anyway.
>Mettaton PTSDdamn did i seriously do that good
>>144679040
LEAVE IT IN THAT THREAD YOU DINGUS
>>144679162
Of course you did. You tried to kill us!
>>144679191
>>144679081
>I am working on a Temmie
I am excited.
>>144679093
Freeze friend and take a chill pill. We're all cool buddies here and there's no reason to get hot headed when cooler temperaments are the way to go.
>>144679249
>You tried to kill us!
Wait, since when?
>>144679040
I hate that I don't hate this.
>>144679040
>just imagine anon being a girl if you're straight
the fact that this disclaimer is a thing is hilarious to me
>>144679191
I really
Really
Needed to post a reaction image to it
I just couldn't go on otherwise
>>144679273
ITS MAD DUMMY IVE BEEN RUSED
>>144679098
Not even a little bit, his main goal was to loop the world so everyone would already know their future (which I never got how that would work anyways) which totally failed
>>144679293
Calm down. I have barely even gotten started.
It'll be done when it's done.And it'll probably be shit, as always. I am mostly doing this to get better, not to provide you people with quality.
>>144679328
Don't you know how harmful crosses and bibles are to demons?
>>144679529
Well, he did roll the world over somehow, it's just not clear where the break point was supposed to be or how it made an alternate timeline exactly.
>>144679632
Oh, that, right.
Still can't believe how fun that was.
>>144678547
Uhh... ok, now what? Are there prizes?
>>144677604
Papyrus is already kinda flaming and is known to crush on a guy so noting changes.
Post some decent comics.
Hey robots, just popping in to ask if we ever get that draw request of Mettaton doing drugs?I need me some Mettaton doing drugs, man.
>>144679632
I wasn't rushing you. I was just excited.
>>144679848
sure
>>144679849
This one?
>>144679848
>>144678390
>>144679849
Not a robot but didn't Dworven draw one where Mettaton's doing lines or something?
>>144679721
Maybe it was for you. Those things hurt.
Please be more considerate for others.
>>144679854
Oh. Sorry. I'lltry todo my best!
Hahaha, I can get sorta drunk, even with a half wine bottle if I drink it fast enough!
Too bad it wears off so fast...
Damn newly-gained muscles.
>>144680096
Okay, thank you.
please make me happy /utg/
>>144680231
Sick humble brag bro, glad I subbed to this blog.
>>144678547
Here ya go, mettatachi
>>144680313
The most I can offer is a hug, but I doubt that'll do anything.
>>144680313
*puts your dick in mouth and vibrates*now imagine temmie actually making this tweet
>>144680057
SWEET, it happened. Thanks so much.I was writing about Mettaton doing drugs recently so I was looking forward to seeing this.
>Everyone has a bf/gf now
>>144680501
>>144680791
Don't worry senpai
I'm still alone
>>144680791
Don't lie to me like that.
>>144678547
gay robots
>>144680791
Yeah, join the party, I don't have anyone either.
>>144680791
nah we /single/ out here
Good news, Anon!
Your favourite undertale has just invited you to a luchdate to the last restaurant you visited!
How does it go?
>>144680791
My bf was vored by MTT so I guess I'm without one now.
>they're offering a frisk t-shirt in the new batch of undertale fangamer shit
>noMKid ponchoit'd be so fucking comfy
>>144681041
Don't be silly, robots don't eat people! They just exterminate them without a trace of compassion, being robots.
In an unprecedented turn of events, me and Dworven will be multi-streaming in a couple of hours. Set your alarms, you're not gonna want to miss it
Unless of course you're a plebeian, in which case feel free to miss it
>>144680791
single and content here. don't worry about it anon
>>144681002
depends, is subway a restaurant?
>>144681134
Aww shit homie
has christmass come early?
>>144680791
I got asked out by a girl recently, but I'mracist.
So still single.
>>144681290
sure, so long as it isn't a mcdonald's-level fast food place
>>144681132
They did it slowly inside of them so it counts as vore
>>144680791
having a bf is great, but you don't need it to be happy
life as a single is good and happy too
>>144681002
>Japanese steak place
>Undyne
I think she'll like it. The cooking process is cool to watch.
>>144681134
>is it exactly two hours, I can actually set an alarm for that.
>>144681002
Does my local "Irish" themed pub count as a restaurant
If so I'm getting lunchtime drunk with flowey and it's gonna be great
>>144681370
sweet, i'd say it goes well except we piss off the employees with foot long jokes
>>144681002
>me
>restaurant
Hahaha. There's one sushi place I visited a couple of months ago, not sure the dadgoat is going to be into fish, though.
>>144681041
I almost want to ask but at the same time I'm scared to
What do physical copies of Undertale look like?
Did any of you back the Kickstarter?
>>144682061I don't think they've even shipped yet, anon.
>>144680791
>still not sure if i'm being lead on or not by girl
>>144681936
I think it hurt. A lot.
I heard gears grinding as he screamed but couldn't see anything.
I'm still not sad but I think I'm just in shock over this loss.
>>144682603that's my fetishtoo bad MTT EX looks human and humans are shit preds
>>144682603
>gears grindingplease no not again
>>144682538
You are
Girls get off on manipulating emotions
I don't even bother with them any more
>>144682793
I can normally imagine the most bizarre and horrible situations but this one just cracks me up every time
Someone post it pls
This general... the shitposting is intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain it.
I want to have hot, passionate and affectionate sex(with lots of handholding) with the gote mother. I just want it.
>just jacked off
>already ready for round 2
no chill
>>144683096
Should I send Flowey again?
>>144683189
Mmmmh.
>>144683189
this is me every time i jerk it, its so annoying i get no relief senpai
Greetings anon! I've finished up with all of my work, and sure am ready for a nice and comfy break with my favorite anons! It's been a hot and sunny day, and I hope you made the most of it! I had a wierd dream last night, all about you guys! Guess I just can't stop thinking about you, huh?
How was your day anon?
I love you!
>>144683096
Why contain it?
S'cool.
>>144683387
Fairly good. I'm reading a book at the moment.
>>144683387
My day was full of thoughts about how nice you'd feelfrom the inside.
>>144683387
I was in someone's dream?
W-what did I do?
Howdy guys, how's it going?
>>144683602
I want to be inside Undertale.
>>144683679
Howdy
>>144683387
tonight is kind of lonely and depressing but I have you guys so it's okay right?
>>144683679
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144683679
Pretty good. I made a shitpost fake quote at the end of the last thread and I feel like it was wasted. It made me giggle though.
>>144683387
Good evening! I had soooo much school work to do today it was nuts. It sucks when you have responsibilities but just don't want to at all. Makes everything feel like it takes much longer than it is.Is it bad that I think about /utg/ a lot, too?
>>144683387
My day was pretty shitty, overall. I'd love to go play vidya for a while but I'm too strung up to relax.
>>144683679
Bad desu
how do i make cute tiny gotes
>>144683679
Brought home dinner, so that's covered. Probably going to go write and play some video games. You?
>>144684009
draw snoopy
add horns and make the snout smaller
>>144677038
flowey.
>>144683554
Sounds cool. What book you reading?
>>144683602
I'm not a Taun Taun and this isn't Hoth anon.
>>144683661
Everyone was there on utg, and we were posting and having a wonderful time! I loved it!It's nowhere near as good as being here with you all in reality, though.
>>144683792
Yeah, you always have me, anon!
>>144683853
I know the feeling, ever think about a hobby?Nah, it's not wierd to think about where you are happy, wherever it may be.
>>144683927
Oh, I'm sorry anon. Can I help?
Maybe you should lie down and relax a little.
>>144683387
Hey, charaposter.
>I had a wierd dream last night, all about you guys!
Do tell, I'm curious.
>How was your day, anon?
Terrible. Checked out of the hospital for the 2nd time in 2 days for a migraine.The nurses are starting to recognize me and it's honestly scaring me. Other than that, depression's kicking me hard in the teeth again, so I'm just stuffing my face so I can stop crying like a bitch.
What about you?
We did it /utg/!!
>>144684213
This guys floweys are my favourite
>>144684448
they're p good desu
>>144684523
Why does looking at this picture make me feel hot?
>>144684382
>Can I help?Not unless you know Russian and can help me proofread my translation.
I hate this internship with a passion. Hopefully I'll be able to get someone to at least check that it's readable, but I doubt it.
>>144684523
Frisk looks possessed.
>>144684559
I want to shoot this goat.
Remember that one episode of Fresh Prince where Flowey gets shot and tries to convince Papyrus to throw out his gun
>>144683387
Greetings!
I have been very bored the whole day. I have just now gathered up some energy and am now working on a drawing for our recent temmie friend. I have an idea for it that they will probably enjoy, but it will be a bit hard to execute.
How are you?
>>144684879
That spider a soc utie hn
What are your /utg/ triggers?
>>144684382
Got assigned to it back in Highschool, found it on my shelf and decided to give it a quick re-read. Short book. Old Man and the Sea.
>>144684996
The unironic fact that flowey can't feel emotions
Tori
>>144683767
Howdy
>>144683810
lol
>>144683840
Those are always fun, what was it?
>>144683961
What's wrong?
>>144684012
I'm alright, playing some vidya, relaxing before finals tomorrow
>>144685149
Love!!!
>>144682271
Toby strikes again!
>>144684996
an opinion i disagree with
>>144684382
thank you anon, you always make things a little bit better
>>144684996
>Plantera
I miss Terraria.
>>144685149
Dancing with the lovely lady!
>>144684997
Ah... Hemingway and the media economy, the iceberg's tip and the autobiographical reference. It looks like it was yesterday...
>>144680791
i don't either! I'm actually almost a wizard, even.
It'll be okay. We have each other!
>>144685363
Toriel teaching you how to dance!
>>144685149
>>144685363
>>144684638
it's a comfy pic, it makes me want to sit near a sunny window and take a nap
>tfw someone runs their fingers through your hair
Truly there is no greater pleasure in life.
>>144684410
It had everyone, /sp/ider, actanon, Doogle, it was around 300 posters, even with some people from back in December that aren't around anymore. It was a thread, the edition was Asgore as King Deedeedee (?) and we just had a blast on it.
Oh, I'm sorry anon. Have they tried putting you on any medication to help with it?I hope you feel better. Is it from anything in particular or is it more of a seasonal thing or...?
>>144684719
Sorry, I can't speak or read Russian. There are probably a few anons that might, but I only know of one who knows German. I hope it gets better for you anon.
>>144684879
That sounds fun!
I've been worse, but the physical tear I've put myself through is taking its toll now. I'm gonna have to rally up strength to just cook something!
>>144684997
Sounds like fun. I can't remember the last book I read. Maybe it was 1982...?
>>144685274
I try, but I only wish I could help more.
>>144685185
>Those are always fun, what was it?
>>144677203
In hindsight, I think I put in too much effort considering how lazy everyone else was.
>>144685363
Toriel teaching you about Elder Scrolls lore!
>>144685487
I get it!
>>144685487
What if she gives you a card of one of those stripping clubs?
>>144685538
that's okay,it's more than I deserve anyway
>>144685538
Was I in it?"""cat penis meme"""Now you know who I am
>>144685363
>>144685196
>>144685487
A lovely waltz with the lovely lady
>>144685630
Entering the wacky fun time extravaganza that is CHIM with Toriel.
>>144685538
>Truly there is no greater pleasure in life.
getting your dick sucked feels pretty good
>>144685538
>>tfw someone runs their fingers through your hair
>Truly there is no greater pleasure in life.
I will never know this feelmy hair is long and soft too
>>144685464
>>144685630
>>144685819
>all of this never ever
Lifting the pain away only helps for so long
utg could you do a survey for me pretty pleasehttps://surveynuts.com/surveys/take?id=98191&c=1400203677RJJT
Also here's some comfy mettablook
>>144685538
That sounds like fun, even if everyone having fun in a thread is never going to happen.
>Have they tried putting you on any medication to help with it?
They did, but I ran out of them. That's pretty much why I keep having to go.
>Is it from anything in particular or is it more of a seasonal thing or...?
There's a source, but I wanna try to avoid blogposting again?
>>144686081
I'm just fawning over fantasies. It really brings much more delight then it does pain, so I continue.
>>144676852
>>144685538
Just trying to pick up reading.
I would be skyping with my friend, but they had to piss me off with the very first thing they've said to me today, so I'd rather not have my temper flare anymore.
>>144685538
>That sounds fun!
It's not very fun when you realize you've messed up for the last 15 minutes and have to redo a bunch of stuff. Otherwise, yeah, it is.
What physical tear? Did something happen? Can I cook for you?
>>144686202
Nice try, FBI.
>>144678547
kind of late but oh well
>>144686528
hnnnnng
>>144686528
Mettaton is cute! Cute!
>>144679729
>>144680335
>>144680864
>>144686528
Holy fuck anons, thank you a lot! I just kinda wanted to see your artstyle; but I really never thought you would do this for me. I love this place.
That last one, holy shit it is good.
>>144686364
no no no
>>144685685
>>144685708
>>144685819
>>144686081
We're all gonna make it
>>144685741
Don't be that way anon. You deserve whatever you need and whatever you truly desire, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>144685783
No, you were not. Unless you gave up your ways and became an anon.
>>144685849
I dunno. I like it more than that.
>>144685873I'm sure you can find someone anon. Maybe even someone here!
>>144686263
I hope the medicine makes it more bearable, anon.
And if you need to, post about it. If you don't want to, I won't pry.
>>144686398
I never was a book person myself. I do like short stories, however.
And it's probably best to just keep distance. It's what I always do, and it hasn't failed me yet.
>>144686401
I'm sure you are just being too hard on yourself. You are gonna be the next artist of the century before we know it!
Between work and maintaining the yards of two houses that are on fairly large hills, it tears my muscles up.
And don't worry anon, I'll do it. No need to worry about me.
>>144686918
You promise?
>>144686512it's just astat projectbro, chill
>>144685538
>Sorry, I can't speak or read Russian.
I'm actually translating to English, but the problem is, I have to translate captions from various articles, news reports and such, and I'm not sure any regular beta from a fanfiction forum or something will be able to help me because of the format.
Also, it's my first "real" job (even if it's just a temporary one I need to do to get a diploma) and I'm fucking terrified of something going wrong.
>>144687004
Don't worry. I answered anyways.
>>144686364
>>144687078Jesus, you're a real pal, you know that?have a cute Chara
>>144686924
i really wish I could hug this anon
>>144686924
Yeah, Yeah, I hear ya.
Working on temperament as a whole, at the moment.
>>144686959
I promise
>>144687538
Okay...
>>144687457
Ow~ Thank you! No worries.
>>144687601have anothercutie
>>144686918
iroT
What do you think of when you see this goat?
>>144687731
Oh, you! I will save this one too.
>>144687953
this looks like the other picture of him holding that orange beverage that was from a cropped vore comic.
>>144687953
Why is he closing his eyes? Is he daydreaming dicks?
>>144687953
>>144687953
an insatiable urge tocuddlehim
>>144688074
Have aslightly lewdChara!
>>144687953
i think of death
>>144687953
he looks delicious
>>144688370
don't eat him!
>>144688248
he's dreaming about(you)r dick
>>144687953
That can looks like an onahole.
fresh dad
>>144687057
I'm sure you will do fine anon, just concentrate and don't give up.
>>144687478
Will expressions of happiness and love through the Internet do?
>>144687536
I'm sure you will do fine, Grillbz. You are a pretty chill dude after all.
