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How far will you go for Rome? edition

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i came, I SAW, I MODDED
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IF OUR PRINCE IS TO BECOME EMPEROR

MILITARY RULER OF ALL ELECTOR COUNTS
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FIRST PATCH WHEN

FIRST DLC WHEN
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>tfw Bored of Dwarfs
What faction should I play next?
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>>144673264

tomorrow
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>>144673281
vamps are boring
empire is basically dwarf
orcs are dumb
chaos is worse than atilla
try dwarf again
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>>144673281
Empire or VC
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SOL INVICTUS when
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The last stand of Grimgor.
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>>144673174
What's this fucking habit of putting brackets around shit?
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tfw no radious bf
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>>144673421
>He still kills half
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>>144673449
>not knowing the difference between parentheses and brackets
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>>144673421
>haha, just some dwarf crossbows, should be easy for my fucking orc boyz to slaughter
>defeat
epin simply epin
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>>144673374
>Orcs
>Dumb
>>144673389
Already played VC, Havent done empire yet tho.
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>>144673281
Squats
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>>144673449
Someone made a google chrome extension that put them around names of people who are jewish, but don't have obviously jewish names. Then jews on twitter decided to coop it by putting them around their names.
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>>144673652
Bitch I don't give a shit, just explain to me why I'm seeing so many retards using them incorrectly.
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>>144673701
FIRST FOR BRITANNIA
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>>144673690
Oh, so it's fucking /pol/ shit.

That place makes we want to genocide white people, so many scrawny white kids posting smug anime faces and pretending they're some masterrace.

Can't even talk to girls I bet haha.
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>>144673861
haha
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>>144673861
haha
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>>144673861
haha
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i'm gay
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>>144673861
haha
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>>144673861
haha xD
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Archaon is marching towards your lands. What do you do, /twg/?
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>>144673861
haha
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>>144674072
fuck off somethingawful forums

>>144674160
go clubbing with him and Franz in Altdorfs seedy undertown districts
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>>144674160
Wait for him to die in Kislev
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>>144673861
haha
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>>144674072
same desu
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>>144673281
try playing with 40 unit armies, I've had a lot of fun with the Empire and Orcs, garrisons and quest battles are naturally unbalanced though.
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>>144674160
Send 20+ witch hunters after him and arrest him for heresy. They will win because Archaon is a fucking loser
>>144674292
I would, but my Processor is a moldy potato and I cant do
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>>144674160
He's a fucking GW shill and a wimp. Have Karl Franz fuck his shit up.
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>>144674269
left one could be a pretty girl i guess
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>>144674160
Send all my forces to settle a grudge at a small Greenskin camp because one of them once coughed near a Dwarf
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>>144673861
Get fucked haha
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>>144674395
>thinking a girl that looks like a boy is pretty
How is that closet treating you?
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>>144673940
>>144673961
>>144674018
>>144674082
>>144674084
>>144674178
>>144674236
>>144674485
That's it you lot are getting fucked up.

Give me your addresses so I can come over there and beat your asses like your parents should be doing. Bitches probably still in school.
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>>144674445
Stop dawdling, there are GRUDGES TO SETTLE AND NEW ENTRIES IN THE DAMMAZ KRON TO WRITE
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>>144674712
>THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING WHEN THEY RAPED ME
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>>144674689
You forgot your gif
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Okay, which one of you cucks did this shit? not funny at all
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>>144674160

Headbutt him
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>>144674689
when i was reading >>144673861 i was smiling because of how retarded it sounded, but the "haha" at the end got me i don't know why, it just made the message sound so much more insecure that i just can't stop. and then theres this shit what the fuck man
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KAZU KAZU
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>Chaos is burning Kislev and Nordland to the ground
>Weissenland asking me to join war against goblins ever turn
fuck the diplomacy in this game christ
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>>144674689
You near DC faggot?
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>tfw you will never smash the third coalition sous le soleil d'Austerlitz
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>>144674841
But then you die.
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>>144674836

me on the left
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>>144674689
Laramie Wyoming, meet by the historic train station at high noon in two days.
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>>144675023
>>144675154
>>144675245
Bitch i'm searching for the first plane journeys over there right now.

You gonna be crying over your daddy's lap begging him to stop me beating your dick you fucking pussies.
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>>144673861
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jesus christ how horrifying
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>>144675335
>>144675245
Also Laramie is that your fucking boyfriends name?

>>144675430
Bitch that's a gorilla hand the fuck you smoking?
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I want Kholek to sit on my face
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>>144674816
>TELL ME I WAS ASKING FOR THE ELECTOR COUNT
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>>144675507
the first message sounded a lot more genuine with the "haha" but thanks for keeping it going
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>>144675474
stop the hordes of chaos
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>>144673171
Yeah, man. Try killing a hippo with a hammer and see what happens.
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>>144675335
>>144675507
The WIld West still lives, I fully expect you to bring a six shooter. I bet you are some yellow belly coward who cries at the sight of a gun.
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>>144675335
1600 pennsylvania ave 20006, high noon this saturday. be there or be a pussi
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>>144675474
>Th..this action does n...n..not have my consent
>please
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I wish I could buy a season pass for this game.

This is literally the only game where it'd be worth it
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>>144675836
Damn straight I think you got some tar in ya boy.
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>>144648019
>Spearmen without shields

It's like fucking Chinese peasant levy

At least Westerners give spear levy a fucking round shield
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>>144675858
>I wish i could pay for things that don't exist in advance
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>Start Chaos on VH
>Try being smart
>Build ten units of Marauder Horsesemen
>Get annihilated by first Skaeling stack because not enough infantry

That was embarassing.
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>not playing on Ultra unit-size
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>>144676192
>press skirmish
>win
how did you fuck up this one?
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It's such a tease seeing the ruins and stuff that are where the other factions should be
There's also some ruins in the badlands swamps but I don't know what faction would be there other than skaven again perhaps
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>be sigvald
>trying to summon a second chaos army
>MAGGOTS OF NURGLE -5 HORDE GROWTH
>HURRICANE OF CHAOS -5 HORDE GROWTH

Why don't you just fuck me in the ass some more?
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>>144676413
>be sigvald

Why don't you just fuck me in the ass some more?


Nice roleplaying
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>>144676401
that's skavenblight. note the faint green glow around the ruins
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>Attack Grimgor's army
>12 units of orc archers
>3 units of goblin archers
>4 units of melee boyz

What the fuck Girmgor? Since when did orcs become such faggots? Are they playing elf or something?
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The hero stands ready to push back the savage orc.
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NECESSARY FIRST ADDITIONS TIER
>Bretonnia
>Wood Elves
>Beastmen

FIRST EXPANSION TIER
>Tomb Kings
>Chaos Dwarves
>Ogre Kingdoms

SECOND EXPANSION TIER
>High Elves
>Dark Elves
>Naval Combat

THIRD EXPANSION TIER
>Skaven
>Lizardmen

DLC TIER
>Everybody else
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>>144676596
Wight Kings are the most badass agents in the game, only Priests of Sigmar come close to how fun they are to watch go to town
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>>144676503
I know. >filename
But I don't recall any skaven in the middle of the badlands swamp, so I'm wondering what faction is supposed to use that if any since there are similar looking ruins there.
Also, the pathways into Athel Loren that don't go anywhere like this one.
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>>144676848
no, first expansion should be space marines. I have no idea why they would use the warhammer license and make it about some gay fantasy shit
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>>144676848
>beastmen
>chaos dwarves

lmao
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>>144676848
>tomb kings, ogres, and chaos dwarves that high up
anon pls
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>>144673171
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>>144677157
My reasoning is they are the easiest to add as their territory is just an expansion of the current map
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>>144673689
DON'T FUCKING GO THERE ANON.
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>carry out an assassination of this character within 3 turns to get this really good item
>it's fucking a skaeling cunt in the middle of the ocean
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>>144677309
>>144676848
araby when tho
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>>144676413
Calm down Sigvald.
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>>144677380
Why not anon? If they get popular enough, the guys at GW might smell a profitable codex.
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>>144676008
>Empire is better than bretonnian peasants.
>Empire hires professional soldiers
>Empire gives a """"""professional soldier"""""""" a stick, doesn't even give him a shield and sometimes not even a helmet
>Bretonnia gives their peasants a spear and a shield and helmet

Nice try Elector cunts.
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>>144673065
>Playing empire
>purging the dirty french
>get into battle and wait for them to come
>some banter by my spearmen starts and they say "I heard all their king eats are frogs"
>lol heartily
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>>144676470
Kino as fuck
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>deploy a sorcerer to the goromadny mountains
>nothing happens

Is this quest broken?
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>>144677404
Fuck off mudslime
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>>144678029
wait a turn
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>>144677641
The Empire gives their men sweet ass breastplates instead of shitty chainmail though
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>>144678029
Just wait a turn boy, jesus.
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>>144678029
>>144678029
Which quest chain?
Did you deploy-deploy (button at the bottom of the screen; same area of the UI where your unit cards appear)?
Also:>>144678208
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>>144677641
>Bretonnia gives their peasants a spear and a shield and helmet
>Bretonnia
>gives
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>>144674292
There's a mod for 40 unit armies?
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>>144678195
they aren't muslims in the 152nd century tho
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>>144677614
>if they get popular enough.
Why? Ask any tomb kings player.
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>>144678510
And nobody cares about them in the 152nd century either.
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>>144678195
>not wanting to see the usual random desert fuck army fight SKELETONS and GIANT SCARABS

Honestly, they should just port in one of the Roman factions for Tilia so I can enjoy a proper Total War mashup.
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>besiege the last settlement of an ai faction with their forces inside
>they sit there and let me starve them to death rather than coming out to fight me

I get that they'd have an odds disadvantage without the walls and towers but I'm just gonna starve them to death and win without fighting, so why wouldn't they fight it out?

It's been like this in multiple total wars now
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where is she CA?
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>>144677614
So back when GW had its own forums, mentioning squats on there got you an instant permaban that's how dead the squats are. Their clone with the serial numbers filed off work for the tau now. Accept it.
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>>144678638
but it's a great place to extract uranium for Bretonnia's very large number of nuclear power plants
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Playing Atilla after Warhammer is weird, not used to having multiple stacks on turn 1
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>>144678840
That would be petroleum, not uranium you dumb fuck
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>>144679064
i think you've confused araby with arabia
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So can any faction win by skirmishing with ranged cavalry?

That was semi-viable in the previous games
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>>144679171
Just like real life then

One thing that kills my immersion is the fact that the Empire and Bretonnia both have flying horses, and they dont mount gunners on them. They'd literally win any war in a second
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>>144679141
You're so fucking retarded.
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>>144676413
Least chaos don't take your gold
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>>144679171
Goblins maybe? But I mean you know does the Arachnarok spider count as "ranged cavalry"
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>>144678826
She's

D
L
C
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someone help me out on my greenskin campaign
what kind of unit comps should I try out?
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>>144679441
give it to me NOW
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>>144679282
The Empire has very few flying horses. and it's not easy to shoot from a Fucking flying creature.

And Bretonnian nobles don't like ranged weapons
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>>144679282
>striking a flint, lighting a fuse and steadying a gun all whilst flying
Nah
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>>144678631
The Tomb Kings are still in the Lore & likely will be given their own update.
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>>144679282
How the fuck would they reload from the back of a pegasus?
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>>144679492
>it's not easy to shoot from a Fucking flying creature.

Thats why massed fire is a thing you idiot

Bretonnians have enough pegasus for entire units of cavalry, why wouldnt the empire have more, they are richer and bigger
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>>144678834
They've received a mention in the 6th or 7th edition. GW's currently beyond saying they don't exist.
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>>144679584
Put bullets in the gun? jesus how dumb are you dude
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>>144679594
Because certain animals aren't as plentiful as in other areas?

It's like complaining why bretonnians lack demigryphs, because they arent native to bretonnia
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>>144679736
Then the empire could just buy them?

50 of these units could fly over the enemy and kill their leaders instantly

Small price to pay for winning a war

Same with dwarven gyrobombers, they'd literally be flattenning the old world like B-17s flattened in world war 2
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>>144679719
You clearly don't know how to load and fire a musket.
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>>144679858
What makes you think Bretonnians want to sell off their most cherished and noble steeds?
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>>144679282
>powder and shot era
>whilst flying

you'd drop all your shit, fall off the horse and have the flame go out before you got a shot off
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>>144679858
The Brets can be awfully possessive. There's one noble who kills any peasant who looks at his pegasus. They're pretty pricy even in Bretonnia.
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>>144679858
I guess you also think that the Empire could just completely modernize its arsenal with steam tanks.

They can't.

Because they're a rarity.
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>>144679932
Gee, how do the outriders do it then you dumb fuck
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>>144680059
Probably not by flying
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>>144679858
>Then the empire could just buy them?
From where?
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>>144679858
GUYS, WHY DOESN'T EVERY NATION ON THIS PLANET JUST OWN 100 CARRIERS?

JUST BUILD THEM LOL.
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>>144680001
I bet that noble couldn't even touch me. I would look at his pegasus and he wouldn't be able to do shit.

Pathetic nobles, I would kick his has 7 way till sunday before I let him touch me. I'd make him think that he's the peasant.

What a loser I bet he can't even talk to girls haha.
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After playing the preset quest battles I realized something.

They nerfed the night goblin for all of Grimgor's battles so you couldn't just overcast sneaky stabbing and murder half the enemy army shortly after the charge
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>>144679981
>>144680001
the empire literally needs two, then it could breed its own army you dumbass

>>144680050
It could, it doesn't because Games Workshop likes to keep its universe retarded and unrealistic

If a battlefield innovation like a steamtank arrived it would revolutionze warfare and be mass-produced

>>144680112
there's literally no difference buttlord
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>>144680153
I'd call his wife and ugly hag and then blast his Knights with a repeating cannon
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>>144679518
That's not how it works

>>144679992
There's no flame you retard
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>>144679551
>likely will be given their own update.
For a faction that was squat'ed? That would be interesting.
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>>144680059
Brace of pistols loaded before they fight. Pistols, not muskets, and they have to get damn close to fire at the enemy. A horse also doesn't have great big flapping wings either side of the rider.
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>>144680153
In Bretonnia, a peasant assaulting a noble gets him & his family killed & all his buddies crippled.
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>>144674836
I posted after him, but I won't ever download that shit mod
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>>144680260
It is in warhammer, with their pistols

Unless you want fucking musket loading on wingedbeastback
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>>144680131
From the Bretonnians you idiot

>>144680148
The empire without pegasus riders with guns or without mass-steamtanks is like America without carriers and nuclear submarines, yes,t hank you for illustrating my point
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Does anyone have a tip to make my stack better? I'm not so sure about the fanatics.
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>>144680225
Clearly pegasi dont breed quickly otherwise everyone would be riding them, retard
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Am I missing something in SP? I beat Archaon's questline in a previous campaign and now none of them have shown up in my current campaign.
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>>144680260
>>144680225
>>144680370

This is going to culminate in an 'I was only pretending to be retarded' meme.
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>>144680370
Oh yeah Bretonnia that place that's known for totally not being isolationist and willing to trade their rare shit
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>>144680225
>it could breed its own army you dumbass
You can't get two humans to fuck an entire army together, pegasi'd take a long time.
>retarded and unrealistic
No question there. There's as many Dark Elves as the plot demands after all.
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>>144680430
You'll get there if you keep spewing bullshit yeah
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>>144680370
>entire empire has only one industrial center where tanks have only just been figured out
>expect them to be fielding entire panzer divisions

Kek
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>>144680595
There's also like what 20 people in the whole of the empire who can make tanks and they have to work in teams
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>>144680326
>I posted after him, but I won't ever download that shit mod
>There's only one post after that dude
>horsefucker
>janitor
>weaboo
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>>144673861
haha
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>>144680225
>the empire literally needs two, then it could breed its own army you dumbass
was getting an army of inbred pegasi part of your plan?
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>Tfw no Spellsmith.
>Get Runesmith instead.
>No Slayer with boots.
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>>144674160
Smash him with this dragon ogre dick
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>>144680423
Oh yeah, they dont breed quickly, if thaats they case how do they field entire fucking units of these things?

>>144680494
The empire is rich enough to bribe a dumb/greedy bretonnian lord to sell 2 pegasus. The empire also already has IMPERIAL PEGASUS, so all they need to is breed THOSE

>>144680565
They only need one unit of pegasus riders armed with repeating nuln rifles and they could destroy enemy leaders instantly

>>144680595
>Industrial revolution begins
>empire doesnt industrialize quickly

What a load of shit.

Steam tanks look relatively cheap to make as well

>>144680742
Have you heard this thing called teaching? Peopel can teach others other things, its incredible, try it sometime

>>144680778
Jesus christ these autistic fucktards are the inhabitants of /twg/
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>>144680778
>>janitor
What do you mean by this?
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>>144680909
Kek imagine it

>Yes, it took 5 years of taxes to purchase, but finally Averland will have glorious winged skirmish!
>wait, what do you mean the third litter is missing wings
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More content when
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>>144680909
>>144681113

Balthasar gelt can make them metal wings

Also why doesnt gelt flood the bretonnian economy with gold he can create and crash them?
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>>144681082
>breed
Probably through centuries of careful breeding and only sharing them amongst the most qualified and prestigious of knights
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>>144681259
Because Bretonnia doesn't fucking trade with external sources ffs
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>>144681082

They literally don't know how to make any more steam tanks.

Since Leonardo disappeared there has been nobody that can recreate his boiler design. There are eight (8) left in the entire Empire.
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>>144676470
>When you take a wrong turn and end up in Mordheim
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>>144675579
Reading this gave me an erection, just wanted u to kno bb
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>>144681082
>implying the empire is having an industrial revolution
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>>144681423
t. Kholek
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>>144675579
We need more lewd comments in these threads
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>>144681082
>trying to aim at anything while on a flying horse.

Yeah good luck with that

>on a flying horse. Enemy has a flying dragon and is shooting lightning at you from their wizard.

yeah nah it won't be as op as you think
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>Playing Vampire Cunts
>Quest: have 10000 gold
>Reward: -5000 gold
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>>144680985
>dorf king has a shield with his own face on it
They really are the Donald Trump faction.
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>>144680153
Oh look it's the haha guy again
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>>144681558
Or they can just shoot you with arrows
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>>144681661
I think this is our new meme haha.
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>>144681580
There's one of these as the Dwarfs too. Fuck this mission
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>Slay 5 Greenskin armies with Karl Franz
>Marienburg killed off my usual grinding spot very early in the campaign

This quest is so incredibly annoying, especially since I've fought plenty of orcs early in the campaign.
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>>144673861
haha
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>>144681519
Fug XDDD

So, do dragon ogres have duel docks like snakes?
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>>144681580
To be fair, you're supposed to be paying some cunt for a book.
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>>144681891
fuck yo books, we need terrorgheists n shit
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>turn 12 Dwarf Legendary campaign
>just captured Mount Gunbad
>Orc stack loots Grungi and then captures Squighorn
>Underway my way back
>Waaaagh pops literally on top of me because that's pretty awesome
>Ork stack moves in and attacks
>Me vs Waaagh + Fullstack Grimgor + Squighorn garrison with just Dwarf Warriors and Quarrelers
>no retreat

So much for this attempt I guess, didn't want that hour and a half I spent getting started anyways
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>>144681891
Well I didn't ask for it.
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>>144681981
did you have fun?
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>>144681972
Well then anon, how is Mannfred going to tuck them in to sleep if he doesn't have a book to narrate stories to them?
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>>144682045
no.

The rape was too one sided to be fun, honestly. Dwarf Warriors held out in a square (because the Waaaagh materialized behind me as reinforcements, naturally) but it was doomed from the outright
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>>144673689
holy shit i haven't seen this meme outside of /tg/ ever
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>>144682164
put it in the book and swear vengeance for another day anon. that's all you can do
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>>144681558
have you ever ridden a flying horse?

>>144681362
That's complete bullshit, of course they do

>>144681375
Who is leonardo?

Havent they heard of reverse engineering

>>144681457
>steam
>no industrial revolution

Nice mem. They have literaly flame wizards and no industrial revolution? I call bs
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>>144682145
bitch that niggafred is the night
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>>144681580
>Have to pay the cunt when you have 10k
>Disregards that you may need that money to use on anything else but a upgrade for 1 of your lords
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>Play Custom battle.
>Three armies of Goblin spearmen and Nightgoblin swordsman + General.
>Against one of each Dwarf hero and Lord.
>Only Master Engineer dies.
>Heroes kill 4k+ Goblins before swimming through the green tide to one hit the Shaman to route the rest.

How do I make ingame Webms? What programs do I need?
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>>144682272
>magic = industry
Lmao
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>>144682272
have you ever ridden a flying horse?
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>>144682273
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>>144682272
>have you ever ridden a flying horse?

No I've only flown C172's
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>>144682272
>Who is leonardo?
A not-Leonardo Da Vinci madman
>Havent they heard of reverse engineering
yes, and they still have no idea how it works

there's 12 steam tanks in the Empire, 8 are working, the remaining 4 are either lost or unrepairable, nobody knows how they work

>They have literaly flame wizards and no industrial revolution? I call bs
What's the point of a steam revolution when you have fire wizards?
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>>144682470
>C172

Literally the felbat of the airplane world

Cheap, disposable, and they seem to spawn everywhere
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>>144681816
That's got nothing on the Sigvald quest
>Assassinate a nordic lord
>my only hero that I got from an event got a critical failure on the first attempt and got wounded
>because of the stupid horde growth limiter I can't actually get another hero until I raze a bunch because I had to go and spend population on troll building
>when he comes back he crit fails and wounds himself again
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>>144681082
>>144681113
>>144681259
>>144681320
>>144681362
>>144681457
>implying the empire is having an industrial revolution

IMPLYING THERE'S EVEN A FUCKING EMPIRE LEFT ANYMORE.
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>>144682526
easily taken out by gobo archers
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>>144682542
THE EMPIRE DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT
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>>144682537
Not to mention Sigvald's quest battles are balls to the wall hard. I had to corner camp Sliverslash.
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>>144682685
Seriously i thought I had that shit in the bag.
Apparently, I did not.
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>want to try out Chaos
>dont like Chaos fluff
wew me
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New to Fantasy. How advanced is the Empire? I heard they have tanks and such.
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>>144682501
>A not-Leonardo Da Vinci madman
Ok

>yes, and they still have no idea how it works
Unless somehow empire humans are functionally retarded, I don't think this is possible

If they dont know how it works they caant use it in battle

>What's the point of a steam revolution when you have fire wizards?

They need to put fire wizards to work fuelling the empires industry

>>144682542
>IMPLYING THERE'S EVEN A FUCKING EMPIRE LEFT ANYMORE.

Well GW just fucked the empire up on purpose. If Warhammer was realistic, there would be panzergroups pushing in Archaons shit

>>144682581
Gobbos cant shoot as high as pegasus riders can fly, and pegasus riders can drop rocks on them
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>>144682761
Archaeons Bizarre Adventure: Chaos Crusaders
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>>144682798
They have very basic steam powered tanks. Not like they can mass produce the things, they only have eleven I think, but they have them. Early black powder weaponry is mostly what they use.
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>>144682798
They have artillery,tanks, (fantasy gunships as well), helicopters and air superiority fighters

It's pretty much America and Karl Franz is kinda racist like donald trump :P xD
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>Tfw when Corner camping as Dwarfs.
>Win every fight against Greenskins.
>Just imagine a mine opening behind them.
>Fits the lore completely.
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>>144682761
Make up your own fluff then? Roleplay.
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>>144682978
>helicopters and air superiority fighters
No they don't.
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>>144682881
I want to see the whole chaos gang doing jojo poses.
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>>144682978
>:P xD

Please stop posting
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>>144683042
Corner camping is not to be taken lightly, dawi, it is only for the most dire of campaign-ending situations, and even then you must consider the cost carefully.
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>>144682685
I remember my first attempt at the Hat battle for Azhag

Figured it was his first quest battle and it wouldn't be that hard so showed up with a bunch of boyz and arrer boyz with some trolls and biguns for cleanup because I hadn't teched up to any of the elite cavalry, monsters , or Black orcs yet.

Got royally fucked then came back 20 turns later with 4 black orcs and 2 giants replacing my boyz and just ran the giants at the chaos army while i fought the undead.
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>>144682978
SUMMON THE WALL BUILDING COUNTS
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>>144683345
10 feet higher
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Is this game fun? Is it actually enjoyable? This general seems almost like what it used to be before Rome 2. Far better general atmosphere than /gsg/ or /4xg/ but it will never be comfy /mbg/-tier
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Is there a single lore of magic more useful than lore of light?

Protip: Not there isn't.
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>>144683494
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I LOVE THE NORSCAN PEOPLE. I'VE GOT MANY NORSCAN FRIENDS, THE NORSCANS LOVE ME. BUT I'M TELLING YOU, THEY ARE SCREWING US. THEY ARE SENDING US THEIR DAEMONS, THEIR ARCHAONS, THEY GOTTA GO. THEY HAVE TO GO BACK. WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL, AND MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN.
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>>144682852
>If they dont know how it works they caant use it in battle

Tell that to the 40k humans. They have no idea how the technology works they only can maintain it.
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>>144683710
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE BRETONNIA PAY FOR IT.
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there better be a lot of qt elf characters
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>>144683552
>shitting on /4xg/ just because they mostly spun off of /gsg/

Don't be such a faggot, /gsg/ is basically a concentration of all the most cancerous posters on /vg/
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>>144683710
WHEN CHAOS SENDS THEIR PEOPLE, THEY ARE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST. THEY ARE SENDING PILLAGERS AND MARAUDERS
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You're in the tavern and this fancy bastard walks in and slaps your lady of the lake on the ass, what do you do?
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>>144682852
>If they dont know how it works they caant use it in battle

Side tangent, but nobody in the Mass Effect universe knows how mass relays work, they still use them anyway.
Or more simplified, most people know how to use a PC. Most people don't know how to build one from scratch.
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>>144683828
They're not sending you and me. They've got alot of problems and they're bringing those problems with them. Their marauders. Their chosen. Their dragon ogres
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>>144683817
/4xg/ was bad because it was so slow it didn't run for months until stellaris came out. Now, however, /4xg/ IS bad because stellaris is such a shallow game that people have nothing to talk about.
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>>144683175

Two Waagh Stacks. Grimgor and Azhag's stacks. All pouring into attack Iron Rock. I had to defend the lands from an endless green tide.

A 20/20 stack of dwarfs in the end was 5/20. The Catapult operators were fighting in melee on that last battle after Ungrim was assassinated in between the four battles. So the end was just the Lord and the operators fighting in melee before the final victory came down.

It was the most dire event I've even had in a campaign honestly. The tide of Greenskins was so massive. I've never fought so long against one enemy in so many waves before.
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>>144683631
Death is superior by far
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>>144683862
Gather my knights and attack his castle. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>144683969
dwarfs need spear units Radious help
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>>144683976
>2 useful spells vs 5 useful spells

Wanna try that again?
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>>144684001
Three words
Marius Fucking Leitdorf
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>>144684070
>2 incredibly useful, permanent spells vs 5 "not useless" temporary buffs/hexes

Wanna try again?

>Winds of Magic are a limited resource
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>>144684089
>mfw Marius Leitdorf is my current Reiksmarshal, guarding my borders against vampire and greenskins filth
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Yes, these reinforcement locations make total sense when I'm sallying from a besieged settlement
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>>144683710
Christ I'm looking forward to having Trump lose 40-60% against Clinton

The butthurt on this website will be immense
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>>144683552
It is a great game but imo it doesn't have enough content yet. Like I've put about 50 hours in so far so it was worth the money I spent since I still have an ongoing chaos campaign but it really just needs to have more stuff going on in the end game instead of fighting back chaos in a glorious war then rolling over the other factions with doomstacks. I just wanna see some end game stuff like hordes of beastmen uniting under their leaders and Waaghs that scale into endgame and the orcs coded to sweep north. Like an Orc Waagh should be 4 stacks of utter trash units with monsters spread throughout.

Like maybe a cycling set of endgame events so of like a set of 8 you get 2 random ones that happen on pre-set turns that can't occur if you are playing the faction. Like on turn 100 you could get Archaon coming from the north but you could also get lahmians uncovering their master plan and armies of undead popping up in every province or Orcs pouring out of the mountains.
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>>144683914
I would rather have the Dwarves not restore, but I'm not going to lose this tremendous amount of gold. And frankly, the case could be made to let them protect themselves against the Orcs. They'd probably wipe them out pretty quick.
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