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- The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
- Would you rather Travel the Globe or Go into Space? The next EU Splatfest has been announced!
- Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th. Patch notes:
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http://www.nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280
- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7. https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- Two new Splatoon dioramas are coming in July in Japan! One is a Squid Sisters stage, and the other Kelp Dome. You can place amiibos on them!
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>>144644464
Oh yeah, should also mention:
>Splatfest starts on June 11th, 19:00 CEST
Sorry about that.
>>144644464
>Early
>Mediocre picture of Callie
>All for more irrelevant news
K
>>144644631
sasuga earlyfag
>>144644680
I guess I won't do it again, if people really care that much. I just thought having news in order was more important than 9 posts, but I guess everyone already knows the news anyway.
Post your best pictures of Callie, then. The OP pic is one of my favorites.
Marie = Callie > conventional squidgirl
= Annie > X > Satan's shit > octopus
>>144645014
I like all pictures of Callie, and I like the news
>>144645068
Could be better but Octopus being last is what matters.
HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME
I BROUGHT A FUCKING HEAVY SPLATLING TO FLOUNDER HEIGHTS
AND GUESS WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO
I'M NOT GOING TO USE MY RANGE TO COVER TURF OR TAKE OUT ENEMIES AT A DISTANCE
NOPE
I'M GOING TO PLAY AS IF I HAVE SPEED AND AGILITY
>>144645014
I'm not really fussed about the early part, but are we even getting these dioramas? I was led to believe they were exclusive to Nipon. And even then, it doesn't really seem news worthy, especially with the OP actually getting crowded now with Splatfest and updates and Amiibo and soforth.
I would've both assumed and hoped something much cuter were your favorite...
Alright guys, since we obviously don't care to wait for the bump limit, here's the new thread.
>>144481048
>>144481048
>>144481048
>>144645014
nobody actually gives a fuck about how early you post, anon. keep doing what you're doing
Friends with Octolings!or not being hostile to Octolings!
>>144645169
I want to lick Fancy Woomy's tummy.
>>144645557
Heh, good one.
Don't worry, we can post a few more things in it to bump it down.
>>144645640
absolutely no race traitors allowed here
>>144645640
>don't be hostile
I mean you don't exactly have a choice mane, it's kill or be killed when it comes to those mutants.
>>144644680
>>Mediocre picture of Callie
Mediocre picture of a mediocre girl.
YOU TWO THREE SHOT HOZZEL WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE
YOU'RE A USELESS NICHE WEAPON THAT'S COMPETELY USELESS
>>144645664
Literally who.
>>144645920
git gud
>>144645640
Maybe once they stop being hostile towards us, or at least develop brains.
Stop telling actually civilized people not to defend themselves.
>>144645640
>not the main species of the game
>squids get out reee
top kek
>>144646107
Octolings are more intelligent than Inklings. Inklings are stronger and superior fighters. It's pretty obvious who the master race is.
>>144646306
OCTARIANS might be smarter, but Octolings are absolutely retarded. Besides, if they were the master race they wouldn't have lost. Twice. Once by one dude.
>>144646545
Oh that's a good point. All the ingame lore shows the singular Octarians making up the mainstay of the civilization. Octolings are barely mentioned, and only briefly described as being elite warriors, and nothing else. Elites of a species that can't fight well at that.
>>144645350
look up what
autistic? on 4chan that's not very helpful
they don't namefag or any shit like that
>>144646823
you're fucking retarded
>>144645664
Fat face
Ugly Inkling
>>144645068
Damn bottom left Marie is sexy
OCTOLINGS ARE FOR RAPE
>>144647106
Marie is typically sexy.
>>144647438
meh
>>144647381
Why would you soil your genitals like that.
>towers
Enough Splatoon for today
>>144644464
>Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th. Patch notes
>Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7
Now I'm confused, are there two updates coming on both June and July 7th?
>>144647567
Marie is Sexiest Squid, anon.
For the record Callie is Cutest Squid.
>>144647670
boy op really fucked it up
they're both coming out in the same patch tomorrow
>>144646823
Go to archive, go to past threads, ctrl+f "aspergers"
Do I have to explain what ctrl+f means, too, you little baby?
>>144647670
The patch will come sometime tomorrow night.
Then at 10pm EST, the weapons will drop when the maps change. Like any other time we get new stuff.
>>144647894
Got it. I noticed that mistake was in the previous thread's OP as well, but I forgot to ask there.
>>144647894
It's okay OP, we forgive you.
So do we know what equipment all the new weapons come with now then?
>>144648071
are you saying translator anon did this
or that they're pencil sketch anon
or that they have to be that one other person who talked about their aspergers
you people assume too much desu
>>144648717
The only ones we don't know are the Aerospray and Splatling.
Roller with Wall/Inkzooka
Sploosh with Splat Bomb/Inkzooka
H-3 with Wall/Bubble
N-Zap with Point Sensor/Kraken
Splattershot/scope with Wall/Echo
Range Blaster with Burst Bomb/Wail
>>144648925
Translator anon has posted their attempts at drawing before, it's definitely not that.
Goodnight /ink/
Goodnight Marie
Goodnight Callie
Let's all have sex tomorrow
>>144648946
>Range Blaster with Burst Bomb/Wail
burst cancelling easier than ever
>N-Zap with Point Sensor/Kraken
basically a spattershot with kraken
why is this allowed?
>>144649379
Because even after all the buffs, the N-Zap isn't that great.
The Range Blaster kit makes no sense, the gun is already easymode.
>>144649379
NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER
>>144649379
I bet the N-Zap will have light depletion so you can have kraken all the time.
>>144649532
>N-Zap isn't that great
fuck off thatso
>>144649810
It's far from a bad weapon, but it's not top tier.
I refuse to play when a Hydra is on my team.
>>144650191
>I refuse to play when
You people are the cancer ruining this game.
>>144650191
mah nigga
>>144649891
It is way better than a octoshot now (the jack of all trade gun). By using at least 2 run speed and 2 swim speed mains or equivalent (3 subs) its one of the fastest moving shooter gun in the game. I think its even better than the splatic-o-matic neo.
>>144650668
It doesn't have an offensive special or invincibility, which is pretty important in this game.
>>144650668
forgot to mention, its basically the sploosh o matic but with way better range
>>144650758
>needing a crutch
It's called using the main weapon. Go back to overwatch by using the Q to win button.
>>144650980
Splatoon was Q to win long before Overwatch became a thing. E-Liter and Luna aside, every top-tier weapon has a crutchy special.
>game suspiciously finds a game in half a second on the same map that I just left because of dumb players going double reaper and sucking
yeah nah
>>144648946
I was hoping for more Beakons and Disruptors.
We're sorely lacking in good Beakon weapons.
>>144651114
52 gal
you're an idiot
STOP RUNNING DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE
GOD
HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS
YOU'RE IN S FUCKING RANK
CHRIST LORD O MIGHTY
>>144648946
My predictions:
Roller: light depletion
Sploosh: light
H-3: light or medium
N-Zap: light
Splatterscope: medium
Range Blaster: light or medium
I have a feeling that they'll fuck up and make the N-zap and Sploosh medium, though.
>>144654815
>nzap
>light
nzap can paint turf faster than tentekek. do you want them to have kraken every five seconds?
>>144652461
uhh wrong thread bro?
>>144650668
Weapon strafe speed tiers FYI:
80%: nzap, mini splatling
72%: Jr. aerospray, splash, sploosh, splattershot, heavy splatling
60%: 52 gal, jet, dual, hydra
50%: pro
40%: 96 gal
The new nzap is going to have insane mobility.
>>144655026
Octobrush, permabrush, neo sploosh all have light depletion and fast krakens. It'd be kinda stupid for the N-Zap to be medium.
>>144655026
nintendo is retarded, there's no other reason they'd give half the weapons in the game kraken
>>144655659
those weapons all have shit range. it's not a big deal for them to have fast kraken because you shouldn't be near them anyway. nzap has better range and it is way easier to use.
>decide to play turf war after days of only rank
>first match we get a squib on our team that spends the entire match in one spot shoot at basically nothing and tossing a bomb here and there
>everyone else on the team swoops in to protect the squib when enemies threaten them and we win easily
Squibs are just adorable
>>144656327
That's cute.
>>144656327
>everyone else on the team swoops in to protect the squib when enemies threaten them and we win easily
Best feeling
>>144654603
96 was better
Have you praised your inkling today /ink/?
>>144657828
>>144658012
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
NOsEANON
WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU
>>144658719
busy
how many times do i have to tell you babies this
holy shit, every day
the drawfags are BUSY
they've said this multiple times, yet you never listen
>>144658012
i wuna fug dat squib
You ever just recon a stage and take it easy?
>>144659512
I do. I just try off the wall stuff and goof around. It's pretty relaxing sometimes
>>144659512
how the fuck?
ikako!
moyashi!
the dynamic duo!
what will good abilities be for the new h3? please no meme answers
>>144661372
Defense, run speed, ink recovery and ink saver main. Ink saver sub if you use splash wall a lot more
>>144662512
what is bridge
What do you guys recommend for a permanent inkbrush build? I currently use 2x quick respawn and 3x special saver while the last slot is random subs.
>>144662512
what is towers
>>144662512
What is Urchin Underpass
>>144662512
What is rainmaker moray towers.
>>144662689
This is what I use for it
Oh boy, a free paper!!
Get it while it lasts
>>144662689
Bomb throw range increase
>>144662512
What is Moray Towers
>run speed
>there are only like 4 pairs of shoes with it
How does this shit make any sense?
>>144664675
and none of them really match with anything.
>>144664675
At least the run speed brand has the most shoes.
Call me a weeaboo, but I think Japanese can be such an adorable language
Everything in the original version sounds so cute
The first speech bubble, for example:
>うわー!今回の衣装かっこいいけどちょっとはずかしいな…
>Uwaa! Konkai no ishou kakkoii kedo chotto hazukashii na...
>>144665102
Any colored clothes that don't change color with your ink belong in the garbage.
>>144665539
Soo... most clothes?
>>144662689
Lots of Swim Speed. It affects your Kraken, which will be too slow otherwise.
The end
Does anyone know what time the new weapon update will be here tomorrow?
>>144667418
>Please note that due to the update, server maintenance is scheduled to occur from 5:50 PM - 7 PM PT on Tue, June 7th.
Squid Research Lab is still a thing, you might want to visit every so often
there seriously needs to be more art of callie and marie making out.
There is only need for Marie
>>144662512
What is hammerhead bridge
>>144668981
Please remember its canon that Marie is constantly harassing Callie.
Callie, being the saint she is, keeps bitter, cold Marie company
>>144658719
busy until the 17th, after that i've got 100% free time and i'd like to draw everyone's squids
this one's for you though
bye /ink/
>>144670032
>>144670032
But that's only on the news, and anyway, only in the US
>>144670083
kak
I look forward to it
>shampoo and thatso come onto the discord at the same time
So, they're dating, right?
>>144670083
>>144671021
Keep the discord shit in the discord. It's not relevant at all.
>>144670616
it's both North America and Europe that Marie is evil, in Japan it's toned down to quiet stepping on toes
>>144671304
Dude, one of the reasons EU is so different from US is because the EU is much more faithful to the Japanese translation.
Second attempt at drawing Annie
Somewhat Better than the last one...
>>144644464
eggcellent drawing!
>>144671021
Lol, no.
ThatsSo and Tia are a couple, retard.
>>144671605
cute!
Anyone know who is in charge of the splatoon.ink/ink page
Can we please revert it already? Is it still getting spammed in IRC or whatever
>>144671847
>>144671021
Damn that nigga got swag
>>144672707
>wiring money to his willow tree gynecologist girlf
>swag
JESUS H CHRIST
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
HOW CAN YOU BE SO BAD IN S RANK
>>144673053
the s stands for shitter. get to s+ if you want to have some real fun
>>144673138
>shitter plus
Does anyone play this for fun anymore?
>>144644464
>L
Thank you for this.
>>144674152
I play turfwar to clear the salt I get from Ranked, does that count?
>>144674152
I squad with a few irl friends and have a great time. Solo queue is kinda hit or miss in the fun factor.
>>144674152
>/ink/ playing Splatoon
>>144674636
I think Alpha has the better abilities with which to pull this off with.
>>144674869
>Bravo has Zink mini splatling
It's already over.
ALWAYS
A GODDAMN
HYDRA
>>144674152
I do
You just have to try new things like weapons, objectives ect and it makes it fun again
>>144674636
bravo wins
>>144671847
So ThatsSo is cucking Tia's boyfriend? Nice.
>>144662798
>>144663002
>>144663907
fuck you
>>144662512
what is flounder heights
>>144676019
mah nigga
>>144676284
hi rainy
>>144662512
Hammerhead
YOU FUCKING SHITS
TAKE OUT THEIR CHARGER
HEY SHORT RANGED SHOOTER
GUESS WHAT YOUR JOB IS
THAT'S RIGHT
STOP BEING GODDAMN WORTHLESS
AND DO SOMETHING
YOU KNOW WHY WE WON
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA WHY WE WON
GUESS WHY
JUST GUESS
NOPE
WRONG
IT WAS CAUSE I WENT AFTER THE GODDAMN CHARGER YOU ASININE FUCKS
GOD FUCKING SHIT
>>144676587
you're missing a couple of maps there
>>144677272
Which maps?
>>144677334
just camp, thought i saw two missing
>>144677542
Neutral - Bad - Neutral - Good
Fuck I don't have the word document I used to make this. Need to update it since some of my opinions have changed after the process of "git gud"
YOU ARE A GODDAMN SHORT RANGED SHOOTER AND I GOT MORE KILLS THAN YOU
FUCKING END YOURSELF
GOD
JUST FUCKING
GOD
I miss neo-/ink/
>>144678272
The fuck is this if not neo-/ink/
>>144678272
this is ceno-/ink/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Era_(geology)
>>144676330
rainy likes heights you stupid bitch
>>144678272
i want paleo-/ink/ back
YOU KNOW HOW YOUR TEAM IS REALLY BAD
IT'S BECAUSE THEY KEEP SUPERJUMPING TO YOUR POSITION
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TOO PATHETIC TO PAINT THEIR OWN GODDAMN PATH TO VICGTORY
OH HEY
THAT GUY PAINTING A PATH AROUND AND FLANKED THEM
I'M GOING TO SUPER JUMP TO HIM INSTEAD OF PUSHING FROM THE FRONT AND SANDIWCHING THE TEAM
CAUSE IT'S EASIER PLAYING WITH FRIENDS
FUCKING DIE ALREADY
HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE IN S RANKS
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS BAD
I WANT AN EMOTE THAT SAYS I HATE YOU
INSTEAD I'M JUST GONIG TO REJOIN AND MAKE YOU LOSE THE FUCKING NEXT MATCH CAUSE D/C WON'T MAKE YOU LOSE THE FULL AMOUNT
FUCKING DIE
>>144679497
no he doesn't
>>144679635
>>144679497
she is in the discord you could ask her yourself
>>144680586
>using software that steals your information
>>144680586
I'm not installing crap to ask some wetback a question
Thank you scarth for killing /ink/.
>>144680908
you dont have to install
there is a web version
>>144671582
>faithful to the Japanese translation
Fucking what? It's identical to the NA version, all that's changed is they toned down some of Marie's sickest burns. She's still a nasty piece of work.
>>144680990
>invite expired
ebin
Why do you guys hate Robb
Is Robb a bad boy
i wanna cum on callies feet
>>144682582
kys neo-ink
>>144682673
you mean ceno-/ink/
>>144682957
sure
>>144682582
I want to massage Callie's feet.
>>144682363
Why are you talking in the third person?
>>144680969
i blame dot, keeps talking about dark souls like the furfag he is
>>144648925
no those are from a different aspie
>>144684175
>>144684782
-walter
Aerospray is Burst Bomb/Kraken
Splatling is Sprinkler/Wail
>>144686503
if true, I'm pretty happy with those. Especially the Heavy.
Shame about the continued lack of Beakons though.
>>144686503
>splatling is sprinkler/wail
DON'T TELL RAINY
>>144686503
>Splatling is sprinkler/wail
I'm pretty satisfied, I love the sprinkler on the Custom Hydra and always wanted Wail on a Splatling. I would've liked a offensive sub on it but ah well
>>144686503
That fag that wanted Sprinkler and Wail so badly will be happy
But good god it looks terrible
>>144687186
>ABXY
oh shit our favorite artist is going to die when he sees this
>>144687186
kek the front looks like some cel shaded shit
>>144687283
Whut
sure glad mantis came back so they can blog about their tense turf war games some more
>>144687513
How about you say that to his face rather than blogging about it here you nervous bitch
>>144687513
their name is komasan
I'm positive that they're just fucking with us at this point
>>144687671
>their
Stop enabling the faggot's tumblr safe space.
>>144686503
>Splatling is Sprinkler/Wail
I fucking called it, thank the heavens
>>144686503
>short range rapid fire weapon
>burst bomb sub
holy shit new close quarters meta
>>144686953
dont worryi know now
>>144687849
Splattershot and new Sploosh are better in that regard, Kraken will be what makes this thing good
>>144687849
just kraken my patch up f@m
>>144687907
Who are you
>>144688118
exactly
>another Kraken weapon
>kraken
>kraken
>bubbler
>wail
>wail
>inkzooka
>inkzooka
>echo
it's not that bad
Can we delete this thread until the patch now?
>None of the new weapons have beakons
But they're my favorite
There should be a ranked mode separate from ranked mode that doesn't have special weapons.
>>144688729
Take out subweapons as well, maybe add a flat stage and everyone uses the same weapon
>>144686737
>>144688725
>Actually wanting to ruin a weapon by giving it Beakons
Retards
boys > girls
>>144689973
has there really not been any new bara shit? what a shame
>>144689973
>big muscular woomy
muh dick
>>144686503
another fucking kraken?
>>144690461
Confirmed mate, check the tumblr
>>144690584
how do they the leaks?
>>144689973
>>144684782
>not already having Dot blocked
>>144690101
Funnily enough, the people that end up attracted to small weedy squid boys don't prefer them as muscular hulks
>>144644464
You people seriously find this attractive?
>>144691197
Hello /owg/, what brings you here?
>>144691197
the people that do are not allowed here anymore
What stage, weapon, and mode do you consider your "home field advantage?"
I'm unstoppable on Camp Triggerfish with the Slosher Deco for Splat Zones. It is my element.
Vol 1 & 2
>4 Krakens
>3 Wails
>3 inkzookas
>4 burst bombs
>4 splat bombs
>3 splash walls
I like how you can practically tell what specials and subs make a weapon good and which ones are shit. I'm surprised there aren't more bubblers though
>>144691448
die
Is point sensor any good? I'm kinda disappointed it's on the new N-zap but at least it has Kraken
>>144691824
none
im shit on all maps
>>144692569
it's a mini echolocator, just shit them out if you hear something or see a ripple
>>144692569
>Throw Sensor at person/group of people
>Release the Kraken
>They can't hide
>Kill them effortlessly
Don't be retarded
Jesus Christ I hate Hammerhead Bridge.
>>144691824
Splat Zones, Port Mackerel, rollers. Makes me happy.
Are LAN adapters worth it? I don't know what changed but in the last two weeks the game's become fucking unplayable for me with constant connection issues.
>>144691824
>Walleye Warehouse
>Splash-o-matic
>Splat Zones
>>144692569
You do realize that Point Sensor + Kraken is one of the best combinations ever to come out?
On top of that it's on the N-Zap which is a decent enough gun to help you charge your special quickly and not easily run out of ink so you can throw a sensor or two with enough ink to spare to get a kill with the gun alone?
I'm praying for N-zap buffs.
>>144693527
Kill yourself
WE'RE GETTING LIRU IN TWO DAYS
>>144693497
LAN adapters only help with your connection to your router or other device, if your ISP is shit, it won't help
>>144693612
It already got buffs retard
>>144693391
die
>>144693639
w-why?
>>144693695
No way.
Link me to some actual webms that reveal tits, anon.
>>144693695
Pardon
>>144693894
>>144694032
quit wasting the image limit with irrelevant species
>>144693808
Then it's unstoppable cunt.
Say that to my squid online fucker and see what happens
>>144694071
>>144693959
Nope. You're trying to get me banned. Go see /h/ for yourself.
>>144693527
My niggress.
Best gun, best map.
>>144693639
Kill yourself.
>>144694276
Shouldn't you be jacking off to pictures of the Splash-o-matic right now?
>>144694524
Should I be?
>>144693695
Motherfucker came back from the dead
I make sure not to d/c when I get a shit team. That way they lose all the points for being shit.
>>144694772
Yes. Be the hero /ink/ needs
>Heavy splat remix has a sprinkler
>Splatfest coming up
I was going to use it anyways, but this is nice.
>>144693765
It doesn't seem to fuck up anything other than the Wii U, so I don't think it's the ISP itself. For instance, when the game insists I have no connection, computers and phones are fine.
You can always tell how shirt your team is when they don't know when your team has the rainmaker or if the rainmaker holder is just sitting at their base doing shit.
>>144695467
Splatoon just has a tough time on wireless.
>>144695554
You can tell your team is shit when they're afraid of picking up the rainmaker to begin with.
>>144695554
You can tell your team is shirt when none of them have exposed chests.
