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7 post early you piece of human trash.
the only reason i am still alive and haven't killed myself is because i am afraid of the nothingness that happens after you die
fourth for update hype
No tf2stadium in the links?
>>144607630
me too anon i feel that every night when i go to bed
>>144607758
I feel like nobody remembers those games.
reposting because more people were interested in talking about gay sex then actual videogames in the last thread
IDEA FOR PHLOG REBALANCE
the main gimmick behind the phlog is no airblast but you get crits. The idea for this is basically to encourage players to deal damage which is why it used to heal you before the nerf, to reward players who did damage. Unfortunately this rewarded players who blindly w+m1d and was considered the most noobish flamethrower as well as literally useless for "comp" pyros.
To create a pyro weapon that focuses on damage dealing without the gimmick like the backburner, i had an idea of a sort of "direct hit" flame thrower. The flame thrower does 20% more damage against enemies and a further range, HOWEVER, it would have a vastly reduced spread cone as well as maybe a 50% shorter afterburn, requiring you to track your enemies to play.
This would make the pyro like more of a "short range heavy", able to do damage but without the speed cap and requiring more skill. I think this would work somewhat well because it provides the flamethrower with a purpose besides either spam m1 or only every using your secondary, as well as being fair to counter. The trick is to stay a distance away from the pyro to avoid damage, and you don't have to worry about airblasting projectiles back at you. This would also mean that pyros would need to focus on dodging projectiles AND dealing damage instead of doing a merry little jig while waiting for a pipe or rocket to be launched at them.
yay or nay?
>>144607758
i'm the person you're replying to, why do you feel like that every night?
what game is that character from?
>>144607916
Interrupting anon here.
http://legacyofkain.wikia.com/wiki/Raziel
>>144607916
legacy of kain series
a lot of reasons. in the most simple terms i'm incredibly alone, and a failure.
>>144607848
and now that nosgoth has been closed down. it will fade into obscurity.
>>144607630
existence is eternal torture
You have two options
Live for as long as you can. Do as much as you can. Exist forever as long as you try, stuck forever in an eternity of consciousness unable to leave or experience anything new, as millions and millions of years have the same meaning as a microsecond
or
Give yourself up to the void
End your existence and let time consume the rest of the universe. Never feel anything ever again, never see anything ever again. No control, no nothing, just the void. Unable to even hope that anything during your existence mattered or had some impact.
>>144607630
That's because you're naive enough to still believe that there are expectations you need to live up to for your life to not be a waste. When you get older and wiser, you'll learn to love your life or accept it as being acceptable. Only those passionate enough or so far gone will usually make a big difference in life. But it's okay since we live to enjoy and despite the sadness we may feel, we'll look back and remember the good times no matter how many bad things we've been through. The nothingness you're afraid of isn't the one you imagine ending up being in, it's the nothingness you feel the world will fall into if you don't do something to make it better or worse for other generations to learn from. Those who commit suicide are the unwise youth and the guilty, pitiful old.
>>144608169
ok great nothing matters everyone here realizes it. this isn't a matter of grade school nihilism
>>144608169
People who commit suicide are optimists, thinking it'll have a point, that somebody will be better off. Nobody will be better off.
>>144607630
>not looking forward to the empty nothingness
the only time i enjoy myself is when i'm sleeping anyway so being dead is just a better version of that. the only reason i haven't killed myself is because there's people retarded enough to care that i'll be gone which is probably part of why i try to distance myself from any potential friends but as long as i'm stuck being dependent on my family i'm stuck being trapped in a miserable existence where i don't know what makes me happy.
who's ending it all after mom and dad pass?
>>144608458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp8OUQo42Cc
>>144608458
i still have a sister so nope, she'd still be crushed if i died.
This thread is getting dark
>>144608882
Dark like my soul
tf2g suicide pact when
How do we make the Mantreads viable?
I was thinking like some amount of bullet and/or explosive resistance or something
i want to die alone together with my tf2gfu
>>144609190
u will die alone that's for sure.
as will we all
>>144607871
and now people are more interested in committing suicide
but good post
>>144609186
Well first off give some rocket jump resistance. The idea is that you're going to be flying through the air trying to goomba stomp people which costs health so i'd like a little bit of health afterwards so i don't immediately die to a stray scattergun pellet.
Second of all increase the damage penalty dealt, because even the highest of jumps won't be enough to kill a 125hp class. Maybe not like the market gardener for a 1 hit kill but at least make a good rocket jump take a solid 90hp away from my enemy or otherwise it would have been just as effective to do a soldier bomb.
>>144609779
mann treads are simply a wacky weapon not meant to take seriously please don't try to balance dog shit
>>144609486
thanks
>>144609779
I was more thinking of gearing them towards a tankier Soldier. The goomba stomping is a nice gimmick and all, but the passive knockback resistance has a lot of potential. It might even be a good item for pocket soldiers, it just needs that one last little nudge to make it worth considering.
im not bad at tf2
see you space cowboy......
Post Engineers
>>144611104
>>144611332
>pomsom
>short circuit
>gunslinger
>worst hat in the game
End your life
>>144611104
went
>>144611441
>self made
Sell it to me please
i took my m*ds
its monday so i took out a new foil of 14 and took the first pill in it so if i ever miss a day i can be sure whether i've taken it already or not
>>144611667
They are untradable. And uncraftable.
The duck tokens and some of the older keys are tradable though.
I don't have my duck token any more though.
>>144611676
sm*rt boy
>>144611764
All class when?
>BasedViva
>not actually based at all
>Drawings
>does not update this
>copilot man
>his most played class is demo
those are the ones that i can think of right now ill be back in an hour
>>144611863
>boy
:s
>>144611876
Soon™
Hopefully by the end of the month.
>>144611939
Ill start stockpiling them now
>>144611418
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
ooooooooooo
o o o o o o o o
o o o o o o
o o o o o
o o o o o
o o o o
o o o o
o o o o
o o o o
hidden raffle link
prize is a gun mettle key
>>144612605
oh shit i fucked it up
I'll fix it and repost
new weapon skin campaign when
pottis?
awoooooo!
>>144611104
>>144611104
im dr*nk
what does being dr*nk feel like
is it fun
i like fun
>>144613343
Just ask a glass of water.
it depends im verry b*zzed and its nice to feel less physical p**n from my health
dude ALCOHOL lmao
alco my hol
im drunj
im thingkin about making a super special tf2g exclusive song
i need
someone with a good mic/good voice
someone who plays literally any instrument to see what sorta song i should make
ideas about what the song should be about
ill handle the editing and making the lyrics
>>144611441
Assuming this isn't just stolen from a reddit thread how hard is it to make cosmetics for tf2? I've had a couple of ideas but I'm not sure how easy it is to make cosmetic items in tf2
>>144613974
The biggest problem for me is poly distribution with such a low poly count limit.
You can only have up to 1400 tris.
the rest is up to personal skill.
Like I can't texture for shit unless I take forever (see:the inventor going all class).
If you have modeling and texturing experience its just getting the style right and shit.
Especially with the textures.
Gradients, noise, and good brush strokes are paramount.
>>144613972
I sing like tom petty
I wish Valve would hurry up and release a Strange Short Circuit already.
Anyone want to make an iron HL team that is probably as high as I'll go I'm not good enough nor do I play tf2 nearly enough to go in a higher div idk maybe I'd do steel
>>144608386
2 hours late but you're literally me
if it weren't for my parents i would have offed myself long ago
hurry up and release me
*is tied to your bed*
>>144615341
this raffle link doesn't work
?
>>144613972
cockpilot plays guitar and has a cool voice
brazilian pokeman man also plays guitar and something else i dofnt remember
theyre ur guys
song should be about the gay drama that happens in the itt
why have I never clicked on the 'artwork' tab on tteamfortress.com before
>>144616242
>blue on read team
>>144613972
seconding gay drama
>>144616280
>>144607751
its dead anyway
the only alive websites are tf2center and pugchamp and only like 5 people here have what it takes to play pugchamp
do i have what it takes
>>144616242
thats pretty cool anon
>>144617920
you spend too much time shitposting i doubt you even play tf2
One of the tv show presenter 16 or 14 years ago he enjoyed making fun about women collaborators and sometimes he dress off they, like dress, bikini and something. tits and as I said before playing in a swimmingool he quit bikini bottom and show her shaved pussy is a video from 2000-2003
>>144607347
>Come here because I've been playing tons of TF2 lately even though I typically don't use this thread or board
>You're all suicidal
I know that feel.
you are not me
pottis toppis shoppis
tfw when you're sleepy but can't sleep
>>144619485
I know that feel, too.
Am I a loser for buying cosmetics?
>>144619485
browsing 4chan probably isn't helping
>>144619563
its okay to buy cosmetics and wear them
i think
>>144619568
its so bright outside and inside this house i probably wouldn't fall asleep anyway
>>144619717
Go for a walk you nerd
>>144616242
tom jones isnt black
*takes a long walk off a short pier*
>It's another episode of a single competent engineer locking out an entire team of retards episode.
No one won that game.
>>144449601
>its very uncharacteristic
its called character development
i think
>>144620717
i think tf2g has jumped the shark
i want to jump my tf2gfu's shark
Post good tf2g charts
>>144621289
i agree
how do i know if someone hates me
>>144621548
delete this
>>144621478
You're posting in /tf2g/. That question comes checked by default.
>>144621289
I definitely agree with the explanations but still heavy is a great class to play sometimes especially when you're doing well and jose.hernandez.1998 follows you around as medic
>>144620717
why did you reply to a day and 15 hour old post
>>144622268
i had second thoughts
>>144622124
>1998
5 for effort
>tfw I used to be a firstname.lastname player
at least I never had a xXx_sHaDoWeLiTe_xXx phase
what happened to the mass tf2g drawing
and the videogames thing
tf2g projects suck and never work
>>144613972
i am looking forward to seeing this work
i suck and never work
>>144605132
doubt you're still here, but change to what? what is there other than lmaobox atm? lithium's gone afaik
>>144622518
i wanted to make something like this
http://tohosort.comoj.com/
I guess I'll just make some dumb strawpolls instead.
>>144622124
>1998
those people are now 18 anon, if anything it'd be krishnov.vladovsky2005
>>144614124
what programs should i use?
>>144621289
I'm a pyro main and this is true.
>>144623229
I forget how old I am sometimes
>>144623065
>>144623065
strawpolls are ok
how many entries did you get so far?
40-50 is enough imo
>>144623305
I use blender for modeling.
I recommend gimp for starting out as its free and open source.
You have to mess around with extensions to get alpha channels to work right though.
Is geel.jew's unusual jewing making huge profit still? I guarantee that as soon as it popped up every desperate scammer in the world chucked their stolen unusuals in there to get their 17 keys
>>144623389
I have photoshop so i can use that for the textures. what are alpha channels, i'm new to this.
>>144621289
>demo
>just spam explosives
>skill
sure
>>144623485
Source uses them for marking stuff like paint and junk though self illum and one of the transparancy settings I think uses the base layer.
They are called channels in photoshops layout and they are right next to the layers tab.
Or at least they are on my set up. But I think I am on stock atm.
>>144611667
>being this new and desperate
post number 144623487 is bait
do not reply
>>144621289
>implying Spy demands any sort of skill and even belongs in the game let alone put him above the three classes below, implying Soldier isn't easy as fuck, implying Medic isn't the easiest class if you have half a brain and also implying Medic, Sniper and Demoman don't have more impact on the pace of the game than the classes below
Lowest possible tier shitpost by some clueless moron who obviously hasn't played the game any significant amount of time.
alright here you go
it's multiple poll choices, so you can vote for everybody/just yourself if you want
cool tf2gs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412462
shit tf2gs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412463
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412464
i voted for my tf2g pals
>tfw dont know >50% of the names on the list
do i get a proof of purchase now
>>144624419
>not in the list
>>144624419
lmao@human voting himself and his pals multiple times
Underrated hats
>>144624419
>no renard option
>no viva option
>no vibri option
>no mordx option
shit poll
>>144625204
Bottom two are literally whos
>>144624959
i wouldnt waste my time cheating at an imaginary popularity contest
>>144625204
>vibri or mordx
but why
no
>>144625204
>>144624907
i posted the form so many times there is literally no excuse for not being on the poll
>>144625421
mordx maybe but lol vibri isn't
>>144625474
there's a poll to vote the shittiest tf2gs
why shouldn't they be in there?
>>144625551
Who is vibri? You mean Viva?
>>144625661
Vibri is a furfag eho shows up from time to time to raffel and is also gay
>>144624419
>4 goods on cocopilot
>5 shits on cocopilot
i dont understand
nobody in the thread seems to hate him
>>144625721
I'm pretty sure you could have expelled two facts about him from that sentence
>>144625661
he raffles expensive shit and is an asshole to people every time he can
also yeah he's a gay furfag
>>144625721
Although it wouldn't surprise me if viva was gay considering especially as a Christian he goes out of his way to defend them
>>144625982
>raffles expensive shit
>is an asshole
That doesn't make sense
vibri said mean things to me
>>144626432
he raffles bad unusuals to be an asshole in the raffle
what's wrong with being a fruit shop owner anyway?
It's a respectable career choice
>>144626695
I think it's supposed to be disguised slang for faggot. I've never hear anyone use it myself but generally if someone's a fruit they're gay
>>144626805
oh right. If sniper hates fags so much, why is there so much gay porn of him
>>144624419
>7 cools on shuckle
>6 shits on cockpilot
these don't make any sort of sense
i can't think of someone that would vote on either
>>144626432
he's an asshole and raffles things for attention and as an excuse to be an asshole to people
literally the only people that like him do so for the raffles, and i'm sure that ginger is only with him for free stuff, too
>>144626909
>8 cool votes
>6 shit votes
pretty sure fewer than 14 people have voted
>>144626480
Fuck off no I didn't you retarded fucknugget
>>144627040
strawpoll is too easy to rig
that's kind of a problem for attention deprived manchildren
if you dont catch my drift 85% of tf2g are attention deprived manchildren
sops called me a cool dude
>>144626931
I don't see why people call him an asshole. Maybe it's because I'm a scot but everything he says is either clearly a joke or warranted
sops said i was ok
my tf2g pals probably dont hate me much
>>144627613
Mostly because he comes off as an annoying attention seeking faggot.
Think viva except every now and then he raffles some shitty Miami nights unusual and then when people call him a fag he says "b-b-b-b-but rafael :'("
>>144627746
don't forget shit talking people who did absolutely nothing wrong
see second unusual raffle
see last unusual raffle
>>144625204
>>144625421
>>144625474
>>144625551
>there's a poll to vote the shittiest tf2gs
>why shouldn't they be in there?
Yeah why shouldn't I be there.I was on the last strawpoll too
>>144608078
>and now that nosgoth has been closed down. it will fade into obscurity
That series had a hard life
>got one vote on the shit poll
>>144624419
look at the difference between votes for cools and shits
it's pretty sad that an *adult* would go out of their way in order to vote that they hate a certain someone on the internet multiple times
I'm pretty sure that the top scorers of the hated polls don't give 2 shits about the votes and they won't trigger whatever hormone in their body to leave tf2g or commit suicide
am i an ad*lt
>>144624419
>>144625492
I haven't fulfilled the form intentionally
I have finally managed to stop existing
Go me
go play overwatch lonely nerds
>>144630138
I already am, I main Junkrat
someone on tf2g said i act like a cute retard
is that true
144631283
yes
144631387
oh
maybe
who are you
im me
i think
oh
yeah you're a cute retard
oh
x.x
>>144621289
I literally play Engineer bc I know my toaster/skills are not up to snuff to play any other class. Let the lil machine work for me.
>>144621289
The easy use of Heavy's minigun doesn't make Heavy a low-skill class. Heavy is as difficult as Medic when it comes to timing, game sense and positioning. Soldier and Demo are by definition spam classes, then they can't possibly be high-skill classes.
>>144632367
ok, but that's wrong
>>144632685
is it ok?
Is it?
>>144632685
Then why did you say ok?
am I ok?
whats your favorite genre besides FPS games ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10413346
>>144621289
Shouldn't Engineer be swapped with Spy?
>no leveling servers
>wiped shield/katana stats a few days ago because kill counters added
>33k damage on shield
>katana has 250 kills
>33k damage on shield
This seems really fucking high, either bash damage is doing 100 damage a pop and I ran into 330 people or weapon damage is being factored into the shield
>>144633937
DELET THIS
>>144634149
spy is good at breaking stalemates
engineer inarguably slows the game down with sentries
>>144634152
i think it factors in all damage dealt while the weapon is deployed, and since shields are always deployed, you build damage with them all the time
miss pauling is cute cute CUTE
>girls
gross
>>144634731
Yeah, maybe not all the people aggred with me.
die! die! DIE!!!
>>144637990
>tfw overwatch looks fun
>tfw don't want to pay $60
>tfw will forever be stuck with tf2 as my goto multiplayer shooter
>tfw i
>>144638505
>every game I touch either dies or is already dead
>didn't bother with OW beta
>don't have the money to buy OW when it released
>mfw it looks fun, alive and it might actually last a bit longer than just a few months
>>144639502
>it might actually last a bit longer than just a few months
i honestly don't see it lasting more than a year tbhh
>>144639502
>might actually last a bit longer than just a few months
>mfw i don't have a smug anime girl reaction image appropriate for this
>>144639502
>mfw thinking Nether is gonna be great and fun
>2 months later all servers are closed down and you can only play in an offline mode by yourself
wont ever fall for the survival early-access meme again
a cute, adorable, little retard
*pats your head*
dotsy isn't cute
he is just in an edgy, selfish phase *hugs you and dotsy*
>edgy, selfish phase
he's not 15, he's just autistic
How do traders value this shit on a a shit to good scale?
>>144643654
frying pan and hot rod are memes
it's good
>>144611104
>>144624419
now the top 3 of each cool poll in a single poll
>>144642846
>>144643004
dotsy barely posts in the irc or here anymore why do people keep talking about her
>>144645093
I'll do it if videogames isn't here
drawings
half left
cockpilot
videogames
pinto
saturn
>>144643654
Singularity is one of the best effects, hot rod sells well to punks and girls. I'd say mid-high in the range
>>144645093
>>144645451
you can select multiple options so there's really no need to do so
>>144645641
also faggots and people who use it ironically
>>144645921
>punks
what the fuck is anyone elses inventory and shop not loading
my head iches
suck my head
>>144646767
that happens when there's an update about to be pushed or a bigish update was already pushed
>>144647162
Also periods of high traffic like mornings. Can really feel the slowness of the item server when in-game organizing my backpack at 2pm as opposed to 2am.
my head iches
>>144648149
so do my pubes, but you dont see me complaining
how much hpm do you usually have as 6s medic? if i play in lobbies i tend to get 800-900 but in mixes i get over 1000 most times
TF2G DRAWING UPDATE??????
>>144634152
>>144634329
There's also a bug where the shield counts all kills with it equipped, it has been there since at least the start of Tough Break
i came on someone's head
>item idea: alcoholic beverage
>decreases the frustration from playing 6s medic 80%
>increases comms 50%
what
>item idea: beating stick
>allows you to beat the faggot that can't play medic
>allows you to beat the faggot that thinks anybody wants to listen to his drunken hobo ass
Helpful Medic tip:
>where should I be prioritizing my heals?
just press tab and there's your healing order right there
>item idea: fag syndrome
>allows you to call the medic a fag and remind him how gay he is
>allows you to get hot gay sex from said medic
>Reinstall TF2
>Two gift-stuffed stocking on my bp
>Read wiki
>Untradable stuff
Fuck you my bp is already big enough from my jewing days.
i only pocket good demos pyros and scouts
everyone else is not important
>reinstall tf2 after playing overwatch
>everyone still freshmeat for matchmaking beta
>valve servers still cancer
>game runs like ass
>hats still fugly as shit
>comp community is even more obnoxious and autistic
>vote kicked for tryharding
>uninstall
if you're backpack is too big give me things
faggopt
Vivid Plasma or Searing Plasma?
>>144651307
I said big, not valuable or with many items.
My bp is worth shit right now.
>>144651373
NEITHER
any watt or weather effect
cheaper and more noticeable
>>144650375
>>144648149
>>144647123
>>144646939
>>144643004
wtf is this garbage? are we getting raided
>>144651373
>>144651516
The only unusual that doesn't look like shit is the flies Tricorne.
>>144651674
or blizzardy brown bomber
or roboactive tc
Stickies don't do dmg when detonated under the train on final frontiert. I hate this
>>144651650
you're garbage
am i garbage
>>144651036
raffle your steam profile information.
>>144621289
>>144652118
>>144651951
go back to /owg/ you fucking retards
>>144621289
POST TF2G CHARTS NOW
>>144652695
>>144651268
>playing matchmaking
lol, idiot
>>144652514
people understimate the power of being able to hit 50 damage no matter the distance or if ur scoped or not
sniper is a very powerful class in that
>>144652265
>>144652514
lmao
for once, i gotta admit that the original chart is the best and objectively right one
>>144652893
> pyro above ANYONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>144653154
>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behing heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff
>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD
sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play
any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will.
>that fag who wants to "teach" a med how to play after he notices hes not getting 90% of the heals
i got banned from a server just for not healing other players playing medic. not even a lobby, just a pub.
>>144653226
Pyros literal shit though. Thats why no one plays him in comp. Dipshit.
>>144653226
that's not the full pasta
where's the full pasta
