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Previous Thread: >>144536776
these threads are too fast
zarya is best if she lives a little bit
>>144545943
tracer
nth for homolusting with the passion of a thousand suns
Trips changes my bnet tag name
PHARAH ISN'T A LESBIAN FUCK OFF MERCY FAGS
>got the only Reinhardt skin I wanted
OH BABY
>>144546231
>sfw board
you do know if you browse nsfw, some images can get flagged and get you fucked right?
network administrators usually scrape peoples history to see if they are busy wanking at work or not
THIS THREAD IS CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF ROADHOG
here comes dat rat
THIS IS WHERE I PICKED UP THE DAMNED INGRATE
Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord, or will Blizzard have to drown the scene in money to make it appear massively popular and competitive, like Heroes of the Storm?
>>144546358
D4RKFL4MEM4STR
>>144546402
Oh shit wadd-BOOM
How did blizzard get away with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWxshvTo60
GAS ALL MCREE PLAYERS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't think Mei is really overpowered, but she most certainly are a no-fun-allowed hero.
>>144546374
I repeat
>Browsing 4chan at work
If you do this you deserve that promotion
>making bad players panic with symmetra's rodeo lazo
yeeeehaaaw
>>144546450
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord
maybe if there's a competitive mode without ultimates.
>>144546353
>edgeguy is a flamboyant homosexual
>>144546402
YOU WANT TAKE PAYROAD? TOO BAD HERE TRAP, HERE BOMB, HERE GRENADE, FUCK U!
>>144546342
McCree should get a joke skin where he says this for his ult.
>Join a match mid-game
>No healer
>No tank
>Fuck it I'm picking Zenyatta
>Carry my shitter team to victory and get POTG
>Would have got all five gold medals had I been there longer
What the fuck
>>144546369
>literal worst skin
Anon, please kill yourself.
>>144546358
h0tm0nk3ydick
>>144546387
>>144546416
Do it. That'd be fucking amazing.
>>144546509
I feel so bad for you
buy me overwatch
Here's some facts about Jesse McCree, who is going to receive some well deserved buffs in the next update
1. His beard is adorable!
2. He is funny!
3. He is cute!
4. I love him!
>>144546450
Blizzard is going to try to milhouse this shit regardless.
>>144546561
nice subjective opinion anoni think its shit too
>>144546410
>he fell for the blizzard classifications meme
everybody please laugh at him
>>144546369
>0 currency
??
>>144546450
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success
Who gives a shit, desu senpai
>>144546402
oh shit g'day
>>144546662
he's level 2
>>144546341
Zarya is literally the worst
>>144546542
>edgy people are homosexual
you're surprised?
>>144546521
Does Symmetra's weapon do more damage than Winston's? I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.
>>144546512
She's really fucking annoying
>>144546353
Homo ships are the only good ships for this game with the exception of Maybe LucioxD.Va and Mercyx76/Reinhardt/Torb/Genji. etc.
why is there so much scat porn of symmetra?!
MAKE COMMENDATIONS GIVE YOU LOOT BOXES AGAIN
>>144546387
Fuckit, I'll bite.
>>144546521
>[JerryMX (Gerardo Vazquez)]: designated ****ing streets
>>144546374
Not if _you're_ the network administrator.
>>144546662
I have a combined playtime of less than 30 minutes and I have only played five matches.
>>144546509
>duplicate
greygreygreyduplicate blue
How the fuck do I Winston
>>144546725
>I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.
You are ready to get aMEIzing.
I figured out how to genji
>1. Go fast and jump around like a mexican trying to get over the trump wall
>2. As you're a mexican jumping bean, be a massive dick/bully to whoever your target is
>3. RULES OF NATURE
>>144546450
No.
Nothing about this game was designed with competitive play in mind, in regards to both the maps and heroes.
>>144546512
yup
>>144546590
Winkyface ;) Here's some fact about everyone's favorite Diva: D.VA!
1. D.va has MEKA!
2. MEKA is CUTE!
3. D.va is cute!
4. I love her!!!
Mei is probably the cutest girl in the update, but she would be cuter if she had a bigger belly that slighlt stuck out of her coat. Also, they should have picked a Chinese speaker who didn't sound like an old hag.
>Add some guy from here a while ago
>See he's on, invite him to a group
>Throughout 9 games, insta-locks mercy
>He's not awful but think it's kind of odd
>Look at his profile
>Never played anything but Mercy in a dozen hours
>X isn't bad on this map/situation, I've watched pros do it all the time
If you say this unironically you need to lay down in traffic.
>>144546590
Nightmare
>tfw I will never have a good win ratio
Just hit 30, rate me senpai-tachi.
>queue solo
>enemy wins their attack
>every one on their team stays
>they lose defence
>6 people simultaneously leave
>>144546725
at first it does meh damage, but then it deals pretty good damage and if you keep it long enough it just destroys people.
>>144546763
India confirmed for super power in 2030
>>144546560
>>Carry
>>144546509
>>144546796
Be annoying, press Q when you're low and be even more annoying. Annoy and kill Widowmakers to the point they switch.
>>144546796
>find enemy tracer, lucio, mercy, etc
>jump on them
>hot monkey dick
>jump out
>>144546725
only when fully charged
winston is 60dps iirc and symmetra is like 120
>>144546792
>all greys
I want off this ride.
>>144546725
At full charge, it'll kill literally any non-tank in 2 seconds.
>>144546505
McCree players are so bad they can't even win with 4 of them in a team.
>>144546750
>Reinhardt
>most balanced hero
End your d*ng life you sco*ndrel, he's a mandatory pick
>>144546853
>pros
>weeks-old game
Busy, busy traffic.
>>144546387
Fuck doing the other shit.
>>144546387
>>144546983
Yeah, but only because he's the only tank who can actually tank
>duplicate
Pharah = you
>>144546810
reminder that lol was a casual baby moba when rito started paying out the nose to become electronic sports. the game still tries really hard to compress skill gaps but manages to have an esports scene.
>Feel pretty good about my junkrat gameplay
>Friends tell me I'm a good Junkrat, not the best but better than usual pub junkrats
>Find out about masteroverwatch
>Go to masteroverwatch thinking I'll see something at least average
>See pic related
Not sure if I should berate myself for devolving to spam happy or be happy I'm not lower.
>>144546796
>identify the white women
>jump on the white women
>monkey molest the shit out of white women until dead
>toss down a shield to protect yourself against incoming police gunfire
>repeat
>Genji gets a pre-robo skin that shows his face
>Reaper gets a past skin that shows his face
>Reinhardt gets several skins that show his face
>But Roadhog doesn't get a past skin that shows his face and Zenyatta doesn't get a humanized skin
>>144546771
I love shitty D.VA art so much.
>75% leavers penalty
>In a casual match
Holy fuck you autists
>>144546796
Harass and bully every Widowmaker player so they never pick her ever again.
>>144546884
>He thinks "carry" means some faggot MOBA hero type
Carrying your team is an ancient sports expression m8.
>>144547110
Total score is just "Who has played junkrat the most"
Score/min can be more of a metric, but it's still super skewed
Just had my best game yet lads
>>144546450
>will basketball be considered a real sport if the NBA has no money involved
The answer is no
>>144547090
for
>>144546509
such a pain rip anon
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>>144547145
>Leaving casual matches
who's the real autist here
A-MEI-zing! Here's some fact about everyone's favorite China: Mei!
1. D.va has ROBOT!
2. ROBOT is CUTE!
3. Mei is cute!
4. I love her!!!
I'm in some weird mmr where every capture point map ends in about 2 minutes either way
How the fuck am I supposed to play this dog eating cunt?
Keep in mind I just bought this game last night so I don't know what I'm doing in general, but everything else has felt so much better than D.va
She does like no damage.
>>144546869
Your sub-par performance is partly due to playing sub-par heroes.
>losing first round on koth
>everyone on my team dead as they get 99% overtime
>reaper named "Dieezus" tells me to get on the point
>mei walls off the closet entrance whilst walking out to freeze me
>slow down to crawl and get eventually frozen, lost first round
>reaper calls me a retard
>>144546796
Spot enemy support
Leap in
Drop bubble in a nice spot
Dance in and out of the bubble to separate you and your highest-damage opponent as you smash your monkey cock into their support
Leap out / pop ult and continue / have team follow you in
>it's a King of the Hill map
>go to the point
>team does not go to the point
>point opens
>we're 2v4 on the point
>team is still not on the point
>we lose the point
>we do not take the point back
>we lose the game
- every KoTH map ever
>>144547110
Accuracy isn't a good metric for Junkrat, since sometimes you just have to shoot blindly into a chokepoint to keep it locked down.
>>144547134
>humanized zenyatta
Lord have M E R C Y i wont sleep when I see that shit
>>144546561
>>144546632
You guys have shit taste.
>>144546369
FUR DAS VATERLAND
Overwatch?
More like Underplayed.
>mfw Tracer's ultimate
Counterplay when
>>144546796
Jump to squishies and give them the monkey dick.
I've gotten a suprising amount of mercy kills like this, they don't think to react quick enough.
>>144547248
She's the worst hero in the game.
REMOVE MCCREE
REMOVE WIDOWMAKER
>>144546521
>walking backward as Symmetra
Newbies mistake desu senpai.
how many layers of irony is dva on?
>>144547205
shut the fuck up harry
>>144547141
It is my favorite Overwatch maymay, by far
>>144547242
>D.va has ROBOT!
First of all, that's racist. Secondly and more importantly don't steal mccree facts and change it to fit your fat pig whore shit waifu
>>144546796
>>144547181
reminder to shit on widowmakers daily as winston
P.S Avoid D.VA
>>144547331
doesn't effect Mei :^)
>>144546387
Post your best shitpost D.Va.
>>144546387
Fuck it
>>144547248
>How the fuck am I supposed to play this dog eating cunt?
All about mobility my man. Jam on that shift key to close distance when you're close to your allies. Jam on that shift key to escape when you're outnumbered. The fact she can fly quickly for short bursts makes her incredibly versatile.
>>144547231
Thanks anon
>>144547389
She's SimpsonWave level of irony
>re-class Symmetra into defense
>re-class Junkrat into offense
>create a new class called "heavy weighters" or "flankers" and throw Zarya, D.Va and Roadhog into it
>add more true tanks and like Reinhardt and more true supports like Lucio into the game
There. Fixed?
How do I git gud as poo in loo turret lady?
>>144547242
>D.va has ROBOT!
Something seems fishy, here.
>>144547247
Either you pissed someone off or you're in some weird hellscape where you don't leave games after your third defeat so you can play in another lobby.
D.va needs to take the whole hog
>>144547450
>I will run away from my team, that will help me
>>144547248
You're a flanking tank. It is kind of a weird role to play.
Your job is to cut off/harass other flankers like Tracer/Reaper. You're not a frontline tank.
>>144547237
I sometimes have to go places in the middle of a match
So guys I had this crazy idea and I boosted my MMR / Winrate by leaving every time a game was about to be lost. Now I only encounter actual retards in my team, 100% of the time. It's come to the point where I have to leave EVERY match because I'm always on the losing team.
If you nerds were actual real normal people like I am and played the game on console instead of look mommy I can point and click a mouse wow elite skill such e-sport, you would realize that the only actual OP character in the game is Torbjorn
holy shit,zaryais fucking amazing
>>144547450
>First real game playing mr monkey
>Go against Dva
>Only realize 2 seconds before I'm dead lightning gun doesn't do well against armor.
>>144547331
>tfw it only deals 400 damage when its stuck on you
>just sniff some paint as hog and her ult is almost entirely undone
>>144547309
its gonna be rubber mask
>>144547560
is it even physically possible for her to take the whole hog?
>>144547560
bitch finna take the whole hog nahmean
>>144547557
Shit I fucked up my repost. God dammit
>>144547248
Be annoying
>>144547191
>>144547304
What would be a good way to judge myself on my junkrat so I can either improve or realize I'm shit with the character and focus more on someone else?
>Playing bastion
>Just the right range
>A ton of squishy targets bunched up together
>Sentry mode them all down without having to stop firing
This is the best feeling
>>144547619
>character with a long-range autoturret OP
>on the platform where nobody can aim
color me surprised
>>144547587
> leaving every time a game was about to be lost.
you do know it counts as a loss right?
>>144547568
Don't forget to jump to avoid Winstons gun :^)
>>144547642
>his already miserably low damaging tesla gun does even less damage to dva
you see her with more than half her armor you get the fuck out there
>make junkrat my main
>be on the attacking side to escort the payload
>jump into action and disrupt the shit out of the other team
>hug the payload and keep this shit going
>no one's around so I look where the rest is
>1 widow in the back, hitting nothing
>1 hanzo next to the widow, hitting nothing
>1 tor hiding behind some corner (king of retards)
>1 mcree + 1 mei
>useless team doing shit
>they start to bitch "we need a healer"
here's the thing: if you need a fucking healer, then why don't you pick a fucking healer you piece of shit? it's like everyone wants to run off on their own, doing some call of duty shit and when they notice they don't get backed up by some pirvate mercy, they attack their own team
>I write in chat, pls change your heroes and adapt to the situation or at least get to the payload
>people start crying
>DEFEAT
>I leave the lobby, join another one
>see 3 genjis and a widow
>quit
do those people really think they are contributing anything?
pic: my stats
reminder that torbjörns turret if fucking underpowered compared to the tf2 sentry.
>get roflstomped
>5 people on the enemy team disconnect at the same time in the after match report
Why are solos allowed to go up against 5 stacks?
>>144547730
I dunno, see how well you do.
Accuracy means nothing for junkrat and most classes really, since you have infinite ammo it's almost always a good idea to shoot shit where you think someone might be soon
>>144547543
I still don't understand what Simpsonwave is supposed to be. Is it supposed to be good? Because it makes me feel good.
>>144547389
D.Va is on so many layers of irony it takes 200 micrograms of LSD to figure them all out.
>>144547587
You do know it doesn't ?
>>144546387
why the fuck do play against one star players every match
why are they always so shit
>>144547831
because your 5 teammates were probably a garbo 5 stack
>>144546881
>vs full premade several maps in a row, people constantly leave
>pug starts winning
>stomp them on kings row
>they start talking shit when i point out they're a premade that lost
>pick mei next map, hollywood
>flank their backline constantly, all while talking shit back to them and spraying their corpses
>whole team leaves without taking the point
>PC players are stuck with no fun allowed Widowmakers who completely shut down any chance of having any fun
>Console players are getting comfy with Widowmakers who can't hit the broad side of a barn
Console master race wins again.
>>144546542
Why ae you so surprised?
>>144547796
0/10, this joke has been told better.
>>144547816
Of course it is, they can't have a GOOD support/defense class. They just have to separate it into 3 sort of ok ones.
>>144547816
>tf2
I think you mean : furry scat pony 2fort 24/7 funhouse fortress 2
>>144545193
Ok dude no offense but you might be kind of garbage. Like if you ult with Pharah and you don't know where is Mei of course she might shut you down, but if you move properly there is no chance of that happening that often. Same goes for the other examples you posted.
Mei is all about denial, if you're trying to duel her face to to face you're doing it so so wrong. But ok, if you want to counter Mei so bad, try an actually strong duelist like McCree, who will destroy Mei 90% of the time unless you suck.
>Roadhog's thumbs up victory pose
It's adorable
>>144547875
>>144546750
>>144547482
>>144547045
i love how the "most hated hero" is the hard counter to the "favorite hero" in all of these.
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS GARBAGE? IT'S ONLY ON THE ASS END OF THE SNOW DYKE SKINS.
>>144547492
>>144547796
>expecting others to do the right thing
the only thing that people care about is if they have "fun". they could be sitting in a corner as mei and putting themselves in a closet with ice walls all game but if you tell them to fuck off apparently that's not the right thing to do because you're shitting on their "fun"
>>144547560
Leave the korean grill alone, Tracer deserves that treatment.
>>144547835
Well, when I do play him, I tend to get at least a card each round and half the time play of the game if they are letting me shoot uncontested. That's not counting braindead rip tires that they just let me run through a reinhardt's shield and take half the team because they were in the small hallway on illios lighthouse.
>>144546387
>>144547868
No one knows anon.
We've reach a whole new level of irony.
>>144547995
>To get rid of a cancer hero, go another cancer hero
>>144548023
Mei's my least favorite hero to have on my team when she's bad too.
This game would be vastly improved by Widowmaker not existing.
Prove me wrong.
>S Tier
McCree
Mercy
Lucio
>A Tier
Reinhardt
Winston
Widowmaker
Zarya
Tracer
>B Tier
Junkrat
Soldier 76
Roadhog
Torbjorn
Bastion
>C Tier
Genji
Hanzo
Reaper
Pharah
Mei
>D Tier
Symmetra
Zenyatta
D.Va
>>144547970
>widow
>bad
>>144548023
>3 Meis
>1 Widowmaker who is only a hard counter to her own team winning
what
>>144547754
anybody can aim
it just takes more effort than pointing and clicking a mouse, something hundreds of millions of people do competently on a daily basis
>>144548025
you do know youre never going to see yourself while playing right?
I love umaru d.va so much
>>144547231
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>THANK YOU BASED GOD
>>144548025
She's a big gal
>>144548126
>>144547317
Even his recolors are better
>>144547450
>almost takes the entire mag to deal 200 damage
>>144547868
I didn't even know it existed until now. Isn't it just vaporwave again?
I want to fuck Dva's mech
>>144546738
>Mercyx76/Reinhardt/Torb/Genji
That's not a ship, that's a town bicycle
>>144548025
I have it as well and it's a common issue with that skin.
>>144548025
Yes
ignore it
>>144548125
>Prove you wrong
But I can't.
>Have a really good match as Zarya
>No one votes you at the end
Basically kept us into overtime singly handily
>>144547796
Sometimes even healer doesnt help when the team does nothing at all, or runs all over the place dying at different corners of the map. I actually switch from healer to DPS at those times. No point in healing people who cant scratch enemy or contest objective.
>>144548182
WHOS MAKING THESE
>>144547551
heavy assault
>>144547248
You're a sort of interceptor. D.Va is very good at just bumping into threats and forcing them to go on her instead (and if you die you get a second life).
The problem is that it takes fucking forever to charge back your mecha afterwards, so her gameplan is really shitty at higher levels of play where people actually kite and kill the mech.
>>144548291
bastion pls
>>144546323
Is that what that means? I always thought they were talking about the car and was wondering what the fuck they were talking about.
>>144546450
Name a single competitive sport (Digital or physical) that doesnt have money pumped into it to make it more popular
>>144547134
>>Reaper gets a past skin that shows his face
Anon...
>>144548374
Beats me
>>144548374
tumblr
>>144548374
Literally tumblr
>I am on fire
>But fire extinguisher is not necessary
It always amuses me.
>>144548374
don't know
STOP PICKING GENJI YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>144546387
>>144547231
>3.5 gigs
Jesus christ.
>>144546387
>>144548259
if he jumped on her first or to finish her off it would have helped
>>144546575
>>144546387
>>144548501
Zenyatta is love
High energy Zarya trigger me so damn hard. There is no reason she should be ssj mode for 100% of the match
>>144548267
trannies/tumblr always make this weird shit
>>144548374
No clue, but they need to keep it up
>it's a King of the Hill map
>go to the point
>team does not go to the point
>point opens
>we're 2v4 on the point
>team is still not on the point
>we lose the point
>we do not take the point back
>we lose the game
!!!
>>144547482
Sure why not, I'll contribute to the cancer
>>144548501
Be honest, how many "cheaters" (or players you suspect cheating) you got in games? Does aimbot even exists for OV atm?
>losing badly
>lost 1st control point within 30 seconds
>last point
>fuck it
>1x bastion
>3x torbjorns
>2x reinhardt's guarding turrets
>enemy team spends the next 5+ minutes trying desperately to break our shields
>they're just attacking us 1 by 1
>they lose horribly, not even overtime
>calls our team cancer
>>144548510
my fun>>>your fun
>>144548608
>going to the point before it's open
what's the point?
>>144547758
not on the stat screen
maybe for your mmr but what's the difference there anyway if it was a loss
>>144547967
1/10 bait
I just said what I experienced, don't give a shit about jokes
>>144548374
Many tumblr people
>>144548653
>Rein
>Boring.
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.
>>144548590
>people with 90%+ win rate with over 200+ games on Master Overwatch
these are hackers right?
even if you make the perfect pubstomp premade, the game will still try to match you against another pubstomp premade
>>144548653
Holy fuck are you me?
>Am Lucio
>"My ultimate is ready"
>"Group up. Group up. Group up."
>tfw team never groups
>>144548626
I've seen a couple with very suspicious snap aiming, there was one hanzo that in the killcam would snap aim and lead his shot behind walls. So either he was walling/aimbotting or he's fucking Daredevil
>>144548765
I didn't say Rein was boring you mong
>>144547647
she'll be plinking you in the head when you're sniffing the paint
>>144548689
Well your team is cancer, but if they coordinated (lol) they could have beaten you easily.
>playing FPS on PC
>2016
>Playing with an origins skin
All I feel is contempt when I see those.
>hooked through pillar on Anubis
>PANIC
>actually collide with the pillar and don't get dragged around
>>144548765
Oops, meant to reply to >>144548617
>>144548834
Sweaty neckbeards teaming up.
>that player that never stops playing Hanzo under any circumstances even though they are dragging the team down
>>144548846
Fucking this. god fuck!
>>144548901
>not playing with Tracer's objectively best skin
>>144548939
Sporty?
>>144548912
Yeah I know others enjoy him but fuck if I don't hate playing him. I love having one on my team, though. I dunno what it is, man.
>>144548846
>>144548935
As long as I get like 2 other people it's fine. Sitting on your ult loses games. Even a lucio + an offense hero can do a lot of work
>>144548901
Why is that so, anon?
>>144548841
Yes
>>144548939
Default?
