Floweyfriends not welcome edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
First for Undyne masterrace
Nth for Omega.
Hey guys
Poopyi really like________________________________________________________you
I want to murder the gotesi want to reunite gotemom and gotechild before ripping them apart again and hearing them pleadwhat is wrong with mewhy am I like this
Hey folks, I just beat True Pacifist and I'm riding the hype wave pretty high right now.
As I'm a collosal musicfag, I'm gonna request you post some good Undertale remixes to help me hang ten for as long as possible.
>>144221025
Better for you to go to the actual thread.
Some fag made this one.
>>144221128
Current thread is dead, fuckface
>>144189518
>>144221025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3pFwCGuT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMVRWtUB7XQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IarF06JKANg
>>144215579
>Undyne
>Not Martin Luther
Churchcuck spotted
BonePussy
nth for holy shit my eyes are burning just kill me and put me out of this living hell that is allergies, also I love this goat despite said burning pain
>>144215995
biggest, best
>>144220028
Chara is that you?
>>144228587
>tfw no allergies
>no diabetes
>no mental illnesses that require medication
>no addictions of any sort
>not dependent on any kind of substance in order to function on a day-to-day basis
>tfw you'll never be part of Gaster's harem.
>>144228587
Go sneeze on flowers like a good bee
>>144228861
>no mental illnesses that require medication
Bullshit you're posting on /utg/
xth for flowey
Did I sleep through alive hours again?
>>144220028
What I want is at least as weird but far, far less evil.Being murdered by Toriel either out of hate or for food would be a fate to die for.Or being comfortably vored by your best friend. Sensibly I'd pick this one out of the two but really I want both to happen.
>>144228861
Feels good mang.
>>144228861
>not dependent on any kind of substance in order to function on a day-to-day basis
Bullshit.
I can't believe Sans is fucking dead
>>144228587
nth for hugging this anon until he forgets about his pain
>>144229248
not him but can I have one of those too
>>144228981
>>144229201
Reds in beace :DD
>>144228981
>Gaster's harem.
>no Asgore despite it being canon
dropped
>>144229201
Do you also say that when a camera dies?
>>144229303
Absolutely, anon
I didn't post a single image last thread
>tfw no harem of Frisks.
>>144229020
I need some help making a decision. My family is coming over tonight and they asked me to pick a movie to watch. I can't decide between 2001 A Space Odyssey and Akira (I'm poor so I don't own a whole lot of films, these are the only interesting ones). I don't know which one I should watch with them.I kinda wanna pick Akira just to see how they'd react to the violent fucked up scenes.
>>144229608
>watching anime with family members
Alphys no
>>144229438
thanks
Goodnight, boys! Whatever you do, don't die.
>>144229608
>family
Depends, are we talking parents/siblings only or are there kids present?
>>144229608
I'd say Odyssey even though it gets boring when it goes all trippy for 30 minutes.
>>144229486
>No one will ever want a harem of you
>>144228575ossium opening
>>144229004
Nope
Don't need any medication of any kind, for any reason
>>144229085
Feels good being the master race
>>144229183
Well, besides the obvious
If I got lost in a forest I'd be able to last more than a day without being covered in hives or dying of an asthma attack or passing out from low blood sugar or not having the will to get up the next morning or yelling at the voices in my head or otherwise losing my mind because I can't partake in my drug of choice
There's actually a chance that I could survive for an extended period in the wilderness without breaking down or dying one way or another due to not having access to artificial substances
>>144229765
My parents, brother and grandma. No kids.
>>144229753
thanks anon ill try i love you
>>144228861
You need oxygen.
>>144229980
Chill anon I just have itchy eyes, its not like i'm legit dying over here
>>144230019
>grandma
Definitely not Akira then.
>>144230097
Best - Acceptable
Pretty good - Garbage
>>144229020
http://pastebin.com/qGjzneLz
>>144230256
oh!! thank you for reminding me to read this
>>144230097
Chara is a cute boy and Frisk a convincing trap.
That is canon.
>>144229486
hurts a bit.
Any of my fellow botfags up?
>>144230097
Chara looks so weird with a dress
>>144230130
Well, if I found myself lost in a forest, I'd be able to go more than a day without getting itchy eyes
So there
:^)
>>144229898
But anonYou are everything I ever need, why would I want more of you?
>>144230450
No tits to fill it.
>>144230573anon you're too sweet
>>144230446
Yes, though it's bretty late.
reminder
Toriel > Sans > Undyne > Muffet > Napstablook > Papyrus > garbage > Alphys > Flowey > Mettaton> Asriel > shit > Asgore > Chara
is canon
>>144230837
I want the child molesting goats to leave
>>144230446
Heya cutie
>>144230837
Chara's a better Sans than Sans is and Papyrus is a better Toriel than Toriel is.
>>144231004
and which ones are those?
>>144229923Puffy pubis
>>144230837
>Mettaton
>that low
U lookin 4 a fite m8?
>>144231058
Toriel
>>144230837
>Papyrus that low
>Blaming a disturbed child for their actions
>Side characters so high
Wowie! What a shit taste!
>>144231086
He's a momfag
momfags always start shit.
>>144230771
Was it too much?
>>144229486
>tfw you will never be in a harem
>>144231270not at all, anon.
The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>144230837
>Muffet
>that high
I am pleased.
>>144231165
>side characters are not allowed to be on someones top 5
Alright.
>>144231040
>AUs meaning shit
I guess the only way you can make those characters likable is if you change everything about them
>>144231086
Mettaton is a selfish asshole that would have killed you for no other reason then wanting to be famous. The only thing that saves them from being total shit is that unlike Asriel, Chara or Asgore they never actually killed anyone so they at least deserve a sort of happy ending.
>>144231165
Papyrus is boring and autistic and Asriel is worthless and would have been better off dead
>>144231151
Your retarded headcanons aren't actually canon you know
>>144231189
stay mad that your characters are terrible and nobody likes them
>>144230778
Go to bed.
>>144231010
Well, hi there.
Who /starvedforloveandattention/ here
>>144231060sacrum snatch
>>144231726
Oh god, me
>>144231662
Who pissed in your pie?
>>144231494
Spider is for love!
>>144231494
>>144231662
>he really IS trying to start shit
Suddenly your opinion on Muffet is invalid to me. Good day.
>>144231726
Sup.
>>144231848
All these people posting terrible characters that should be hated like Toby intended
>>144231848
It's the shit stirring momfag.
Just ignore it.
>>144231662
I wonder how characterfags who hate characters their fav loves exist.
I wonder how there are characterfags that are so much unlike their character and all that they represent.
But you're a falseflagger, aren't you?
>>144231726
Who /bonepucci/ here
>>144231754Coccyx cunt
>>144231965
But you keep rejecting my love for you
>>144231965
Please save me
Welp, that was a pretty bad day at work. Guess I'll try and drag myself to the gym. Whats everyone up to tonight?
>>144231985
>characterfags who hate characters their fav loves exist.
Who Asriel? Because the Asriel that Toriel knew died and Flowey isn't really the same character no matter how much Flowerfags try to push that meme
>>144231409
Don't be so sure about that, anon...
>>144232065Vertebral vagina
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S DELETE OR BE DELETED.
>>144232182
Then where do I sign up to be in one
>>144232436
Wrong furry game
>>144232363
TOO FAR
I'M CALLING A HIT SQUAD
>>144232508
Good question. Maybe there are swinger clubs where you can go to.
Okay guys
I'm awake
Who's gonna give me a hug
>>144232070
Because it's a lie.
>>144232094
How can Iwake you upanon?
>>144232716
Brace yourself, anon
>>144232745
Why do you hurt me so
>>144232745
I'm already awake, and the dream was much better
>>144232149
At the moment i'm watching anime but i'm going to play some MMBN2 afterwords
>>144232363Foramen Hymen
>>144232149
I guess I really should try to run on the treadmill for a little bit. Playing Overwatch.
>>144232516
Wrong board to shitpost about furries in
>>144233023
You act like this is the most furry game on /vg/ or something
>>144232151
Toriel loved Chara. And I think she would love Flowey, too. Isn't it implied she tried in one of Flowey's "games"? Toriel was understanding and warm towards children, even if she could give the responsible adults a harsh judgement. Plus, she wouldn't never call a good person" boring and autistic" and you know that.
tldr: she's not an asshole, unlike you
>>144232801
I'm braced!
I want to hug him and be his big goatbro
goat?
>>144233415
>tfw no big bro
Do I have autism if I care too much about the characters in this game to do a genocide run?
I'm back. Thank you, Mom Brotherhood for keeping the silly little lady company.
>>144233729
Any time!
>>144233713
nah.
>>144232801
I don't hurt you, I speak the truth.
>>144232841
>the dream was much better
Do tell.
>>144233729
>little
she's probably taller than you anon
>>144232950symphysis slit
>>144233713
yes
>>144233713
maybe
>>144233415
goatbrothers!
>>144233256
Anon you need to relax, all i'm doing is having fun posting on a image board about a game I enjoy. Calling me an asshole for not liking characters that actually killed people and did terrible unforgivable things doesn't make me an asshole. You can't justify anything Chara or Flowey / Asriel did and even attempting to makes you a pretty terrible person. Toriels treatment of Asgore is proof that if she knew the full extent of what Chara and Asriel/Flowey did she would most likely hate them as well, after all its not like she forgives Chara just because they're a kid when they kill her during genocide, and to say otherwise is to ignore a key part of Toriels character. Papyrus is boring but if you like him thats fine
>>144233729
Welcome back!
>>144233483
>tfw big bro but no special connection to lil bro
>>144233713
Nah.
Do you try to stop other people from playing the route? I'd call that autism.
>>144233415
He would be the coolest little bro on the playground.
>>144233849
I'm referencing her own line "I'm just a silly little lady who worries too much"
Also, there's a bit discrepancy on height from battle sprite versus overworld sprite, but yeah, I think it's safe to say she's at least 6ft something.
>>144234272
>tfw big bro but feel like I'd make a much better little bro
>>144234418
yeah I realized that after I made the post, I'm a dumbass, sorry anon
>>144233415
goatbros
>>144233918Ramus Anus
>>144220028
Sounds like you want to write edgy fanfiction
>>144234190
Do you want Toriel to throw away her children so she adopts you herself or something
>>144234475
You're too harsh on yourself, bro. It's all good.
>>144235030
All her kids are dead either because of Chara and Asgore
>>144233415
same.
keep your shit together anon.
>>144234939hipbone hooha
Please inspire me to work out today
>>144235367
You would do it for her
And you would do it again
>>144235367
this cute little goat will hug you after your workout
>>144233441
Yeah. Might as well.
>>144235367
You can do it. Pump that iron or whatever.
>>144235367
Don't be a lazy shit like me and or do it for your husbando or waifu
>>144235367
What's the matter? Don't you want to get swole?
All it takes is the will to try a little further!
>>144235528
But she's into chubbies.
>>144235367
Work out you god damn pussy! Fucking fat ass faggot! God damn! Make something out of yourself you nigger!
>>144235643no I just want to not be fat any more
>>144235598
I'm using the treadmill and it's awful and I hate it. Using weights isn't too bad but running is really hard
look at how edgy this skeleton is
>>144235849
Seems more boney than edgy to me.
>>144235367
do it for your favorite undertale. they would want you to!
>>144235849
That's pretty cool actually
have you guys played this cool game called undertale
>Have fever
>Dream vividly about posting Mettaton in /utg/
Well what do you know! Dreams can come true afterall!
>>144235849
>actually cool stylized design, looks like a DaS enemy
>"wow LE EDGY???? HE IS NOT SPAGHETTI JOKE MEME EDGY!!! EDGY!!!"
>>144236153
No, tell us about it.
>>144235814
Man, sorry to hear that, my advice is to take it at a comfortable pace, then work your way up to more difficult speeds, don't overexert yourself too much.
>>144236153
The one with the jetpack robot?
>>144235305I'm running out of Bone Pucci words here.
>>144236274
I keep doing that but I keep stopping and then having to start over
>>144236203
>Mettaton posting NOT happening in /utg/
The day that doesn't happen at least once is the day you can declare me dead.
>>144235814
Get slim or get swole, it does not matter. Just focus into giving it your all. I know it's not easy, but then again it's not meant to be.
>>144236293
Oh god.
>Playing cute platformer with big-eared fluffy creatures
>Suddenly everybody starts dying
Cave Story scarred me for life. Also, that final level.
>>144235367
>exercise literally everything except core
>feel inadequate
fuck abs mang what do you even use them for besides chads pool party
Back from the gym, sorry for the late reply
>>144232850
What anime?
>>144232965
Alright, I need a verdict on overwatch. Yay or nay?
>>144236689
Feeling good about yourself
>>144235814
I go jogging often but I also hate the treadmill. I feel like I get tired really easily if I don't actually move forward plus the air inside a gym isn't as good.
I found out that a good way to keep going is to breathe only through the nose and keep my mouth shut. That way I can't go too fast and tire myself out. You can always slow down to steady your breath if you catch yourself going too fast despire it. That's how I started jogging in the first place and it's worked for me ever since. Really develops lungs too.
t. 2840m in cooper test.
>>144236773
>What anime?
arc-v
>>144236390
Hmm, well, just keep at it, use that determination and you will have all the motivation you'll need...or something like that I don't know.
>>144236773
Try it if you want, I think it's fun. If you like TF2 you'll probably like it.
>>144236390
Ooh you should never do that. Never stop completely in between. It hits your body like a hammer every time you do that. Just slow down your pace and steady your breath. It doesn't matter if you slow down to basically walking speed or even less but no matter what you do, don't stop until you actually mean to.
>>144236403
Let's post!
>>144236939
Thats what everyone keeps telling me. Its another TF2, except with more classes. It does look fun, I just don't know how long I'd play it and if its worth the entry fee for the short amount of time I'd play it
>>144236798
that... mettaton...
I want to...
>>144237147
As you wish.
>>144235940
I like the artwork a lot, but crying Genocide Papyrus with a busted skull and glowing eye is a comical concept to me.
>>144237240
What? You want more Kittyton?
>>144237240
Pet him?
>>144237325
>>144237240
Pet him, you skank.
>>144237240
Despite potential catfuckery being present, I'll post this image because it's super duper adorable and I just want to hug Mettakitty.
So are robot posters the majority now?
>>144237396
>>144237392
>>144237147
Oh no I don't mean like in the middle of the actual session, I mean I'll tell myself I'll run for like 15 minutes every day and then do the first day or two and then not continue.
>>144237762
METTATON MAKES THE UNDERGROUND GREAT AGAIN
>>144237762
It's a change from goats.
>>144237762
every character gets spammed at some point
If only this artist drew normal Asgore instead of edgy Asgore
>>144236904
> another Arc V fag in this thread
I'm surprised.
>>144238013
Asgore is not a Saber-toothed cat
>>144237147
That's got me messing up too. Its been too long since I've been on the exercise bike and done a sustained ride, without numerous stops.
Talking about cats, its odd to have a couple in the house again suddenly.
>>144238057
Its good, I just watched 101 through 106 today and i'm hyped again since shit finally seems to be happening after Synchro
>>144238114
>tfw I didn't even notice the fangs
huh
>>144238013
but there's plenty of other artists that draw asgore and from what i understand like none draw underfell one. he also did draw regular asgore a couple days ago.
Pet me, pet you, that's the mission we pursue
If the job is done correctly then they paying what is due
But when the bitches start trippin
When I know my game is slippin
Imma keep on petting till they sippin in hell
>>144238370
Don't get me wrong I like that guys stuff and I hope he does more edgedad. I wasn't aware that hr also drew normal though and i'll have to go look it up
>>144238332Mono released 107 today.
>>144238596
welp i'm off to go watch that then
>>144238183
This is my super fantasy.
What is your ideal goat relationship, /utg/?
>>144239074
Non-existent.
>>144237828
Think of it this way — at least you have the motivation to start.
Some mentally ill shut-ins here, not pointing any fingersme, can't even bring themselves to go to the gym because there are other people there.
So you're already making progress. I'd advise you to find a training buddy that will drag you out to jog and train together. It's always more motivating when you make an obligation to work with another person.
>>144239074
N/A
>>144239074
Me inside shotagote's belly. Him eventually receiving my soul from it.
Tell me more about clingoat
>>144239074Being edgegote's pet
>>144237828
Oh, well I also don't suggest running every single day either. I used to get painful shin splints because of it in the beginning. Just twice or thrice a week should do if it's like 20 - 30 minutes. Even then you gotta really stretch your shins or it hurts like a bitch.
>>144238118
Mmm it can be. Cats can be bothersome sometimes.
>>144238013
Source? He didn't upload that to his tumbler wth, is it the same artist as >>144238541
?
>>144239074
i just want the skeleton inside of me to always be there for me and i can be there for it too. is that too much to ask?
>>144239074
A meaningful, loving relationship. I wouldn't say no to a bit of dominating but mostly equal.
god i cant wait to die
>>144239783
His twitter https://twitter.com/MarlArts
>>144239897
I don't want to die I just want things to get better
>>144239596Nice
I want this too
>>144239074
I'd sure like to be platonic friends with the shotagoat with no hint of sexual activities whatsoever.
>>144239981
>Getting better
>>144240072
What if the goat develops a crush on you?
>>144239074
>>144239836
oh sorry i didnt see it say goat. i guess going to asgore's house for tea would be nice.
>>144238541
>>144239930
>actually liking that cancer
this is why dadfags are the worst
>>144239981
That's good. Science is on your side friend. It's a near statistical impossibility that things wouldn't get better for you at some point.
>>144233415
goatbros :3
>>144239630
Those demon claws
>>144240282
That makes me feel good. Thanks Anon
Fresh Chara, nice and soft!
>>144239930
>using twitter for posting art
>>144240279
You rang?
I guess that's enough robospam from me for tonight. I'm going back to bed. Good night /utg/.
Every week, try to make yourself better than you were the week before.
Don't be discouraged about not living up to the masters in whatever craft or ambition you're chasing, just be better than you were last weekend.
The gote loves you
>>144240526
Goodnight anon, I love you
How much of a threat is Mettaton after you beat him?Totally 'armless!
>>144240424
>>144240458
Most of the korean artists do it.
>>144240526
Good night lovely!!
>>144240458
i thought tumblr was a shit place to post art too?
>>144240495
the person who got that tattoo isnt actively in this thread
they arent actively shilling their terrible AU in this thread
>>144240608
>Most of the korean artists are retards
Good to know.
>>144240629
It's shit but at least it has tags.
Then again, twitter has unified layout.
Eeeeh, they're both shit.
>>144240629
They both fuck with images to an extent, but for tumblr it becomes a very significant problem if you post anything too big.
>>144240158
I tell him that I'm flattered but considering that he's like 8 it just wouldn't be appropriate. I'd buy him some ice cream to make it up to him.
>>144233441
goat!
>>144240458
Theres a reason I link good art from there for people to use.
>>144240115
I can never tell if this guy actually hates Asgore or just likes memes.
>>144240675
Speak for your self sweet cheeks!Where's the cam whore at?
>>144240629
Tumblr has an organization system, at the very least.
How come there's not more Asgore NTR? He's like perfect for it but the only one I can think of is the Jerry fic.
>>144240765
It's bait
Don't fall for it
Have a dad
>>144240951
I was talking about the artist, he still does some pretty cute dads at least
>>144240629
I find it kind of hard to get to the actual pictures on twitter. You have to get a direct link to the tweet first and then the picture I think, and then get rid of _large or add _orig
>>144240951
>>144240765
How come dadfags always fall for the most obvious bait? Are they all as dumb as the character they like or what?
>have 6-second segment of a song stuck on my head
>didn't bring earbuds to listen to anything else
>>144240758
That is such an adorably floofy Asriel!
Plus you can't spell "Papyrus" without "Pap"
>>144241087
weird, mine doesn't default to :large. Mine just has nothing tacked onto the end so I add :orig
I've always seen people upload their stuff to twitter first and even add bonus stuff they don't add to their tumblr like >>144239783
was saying.
>>144240757
>"B-But anon...you're all I think about!"
>"I love you so much, Anon, I don't know what to do..."
>"When I see you with other people, it makes my heart hurt in ways that I've never felt before...d-do you love them more than me, Anon?"
>>144241087
>twitter upscales pictures
>upscales
>up
First time I've ever seen anything like that.
>>144241507
i dont think 8 year olds have those types of crushes
they havent even hit puberty yet ffs
>>144241457
>I've always seen people upload their stuff to twitter first and even add bonus stuff they don't add to their tumblr
It's kind of annoying, to be honest.
Twitter doesn't have tags, pagination, even the most primitive gallery with thumbnails for easy searching for that-one-image-you-saw-two-weeks-ago, any semblance of naming (tumblr doesn't have it, too; pixiv and DA are the best in this regard, since you can get to the artist's gallery from the file name), and I'm pretty sure crawlers have some trouble with indexing its images, because Google Image search of this >>144238013 image yields nothing, and it's not the first time I had this problem.
Bottom line is, I'm probably being an autistic fag about it, but I wish artist would use sites made for, y'know, art. Like pixiv (although fuck its required registration bullshit), DA, various boorus, etc.
does anybody have the 'get out of here' dog reaction pic
>>144241360
>Are they all as dumb as the character they like or what?
Nailed it! you would have to be a dumbass or an actual terrible person to like someone as shitty as Asgore.
>>144241927
>>144241919
Does pixiv still do that weird thing where it has a jap version and english version of the website and for some reason signing up and logging in is a pain and-
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