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>News
- The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- A collaboration with CoroCoro drops early this summer! The 'CoroCoro Roller' is a Splat Roller equipped with Splash Walls and Inkzooka. There will also be the CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
- Another Splatoon Wii U bundle has been announced in Japan. It will include contents of the Wii U Premium Pack, a pre-loaded Splatoon on the Wii U, and the Marie & Callie amiibo figures. The bundle will be released on July 7th in Japan for 39,960 Yen.
- Two new Splatoon dioramas are coming in July in Japan! One is a Squid Sisters stage, and the other Kelp Dome. You can place amiibos on them!
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dude seaweed lmao
Ayyyy lmao
>>144159961
>dude seaweed guy will never return
/ink/ was never the same after that
>>144160010
I never saved the picture he always used
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28964363
An albeit belated anniversary video from the japanese. I promise you it's worth the watch.
>>144159979
>we will never have sukumizu gear
goodnight callie
i love you
>>144160139
dude seaweed lmao
i got it
marie is shit
>>144161606
Marie is lovely!
>Spkye never gets my orders right
>been rolling like crazy for the past few days and now have shit all for cash
>check my order for tonight
>I did a little diggin'
I never win with this game
>>144162339
Either stop caring about slots, or edit
>>144160670
Why do people find that outfit attractive?
>>144162563
Spoken like a secondary
>>144162716
Either check yourself, or cheat
Stop being Spyke's bitch you miserable
bomb the nips
>>144162924
why
reminder that editing the game's code is COMPLETELY okay because rng amirite bros
>>144163023
Reminder that spending your life playing a slot machine is how the game was meant to be played
Could there be a balance patch with the new weapons update?
After reaching S+, it looks like I need to use certain weapons to git gud.
>>144163329
I haven't been in S+ for that long but honestly I feel more free to try weapons I never use because I have more confidence in my teammates then in S rank. S+ so far has been liberating when it comes to weapon choice for me.I think I'm actually having fun now
>>144163329
Using a Rapid Blaster Deco in S, so I'm convinced it still very much comes down to which weapons meet your playstyle.
>>144163849
>>144164016
On S something is noticeable.
If a team doesn't have a sniper or good rollers, is very likely to lose. Whereas if there are other weapons, you can't be that sure.
On S+ however, I tried to use a Splattershot Jr. with the bubbler (the one that got me on S+) but was killed horribly by weapons like Zink Mini Splatling.
And even on S, you have to carry your team or add a lot to it to be able get to S+ and keep it consistently.
>>144164748
The SSJ is pretty terrible now after the last balance update. Its sistergun the Splash-O-Matic now outperforms it in every respect, and there are better Bubbler weapons.
6 more days, where's the fucking news holy shit
>>144165161
>wanting more splatfests
>>144165474
>not wanting more splatfests
What a gay
STOP ARGUING AND POST MORE CALLIE! XD
>>144165474
The last one was really fun though. Hope the next one is also a global splatfest.
>>144165531
>>144165684
splatfest will never be good again
we'll always be stuck playing with euros or japs
>>144165651
fuck off
>>144165783
We can have early threads but I can't have images of Callie? TT_TT
Post more Callie!
>>144166317
No
>>144166317
>>144166385
I was actually doing reverse psychology. I wanted Marie all along. Post more Marie please.
>>144166442
RACE TRAITOR
>>144166453
>>144166604
More
>>144166684
>>144166903
>octopi
It's octopodes, as a bitransexual niggerqueer octokin I'm so fucking triggered right now.
Anyone want fresh gear combinations? Tell me the weapon you want, color you have in mind, and any gear you must have and I'll help you find something that looks good together.
>>144168621
Ika musume set
Splattershot
>>144168621
Samurai hat
No other Amiibo gear
>>144168521
I wonder if any people actually think they're Inklingkin
>>144169262
Probably just Preteens and teens since they're the most vulnerable to new ideas and love being counterculture or unique
>>144168621
Sounds fun. Gimme something fresh that will go well with the new N Zap. Bonus points if you can incorporate some Run Speed mains or Rockenburg gear into the mix.
>>144169471
Are you suggesting only young people can be mentally disabled
>>144168859
Sounds like you already want to use the full Ika set, unless I'm mistaken?
>>144169153
Try the Pirate-Stripe Tee with the Armor Boot Replicas or Rain Boots or the Traditional Apron with Traditional Sandals.
>>144168621
SC
Octarian Jacket
No special saver mains
>>144169676
They're significantly more likely to be mentally disabled and significantly more likely to grow out of it than mentally disabled adults or young children. In fact a majority of teens exhibit traits of schizophrenia, psychopathy and/or autism that would be diagnosed as such if they were adults.
>>144169628
Any guesses what year this Zap will be from?
>>144169628
If the red matches which I am not completely certain of since the weapon isn't out to see it in game, I would try either the Red/Gray Vector Tee with Gold Hi-Horses and the Tennis Headband for the hat (Jogging Headband may work too but I'm unsure). Alternatively if you want to go full retro wear the Black Pipe Tee, 18K Aviators, and White Kicks/ Squink Wingtips
>>144170038
Your logical answer and reasonable statements trigger me immensely
>>144170296
Post Marie then
>>144170049
It's not white like a Wii Zapper, so it's not '07 as I'd hoped.
>>144170441
Marie is a strong and independent woman just like me and is not to be seen as a depraved sex object rape rape rape reeeeeeeeee
>>144169628
I'm really digging the colors on this thing. I hope it's got a good kit on it, because I love the other two zaps and would hate for the new one to be have a kit I won't enjoy.
>>144170007
SC as in Splat Charger? Try White Arrowbands and Strapping Whites, Soccer Headband/Fake Contacts with School Shoes or Tennis Headband/Treasure Hunter with Oyster Clogs
>>144170795
People keep saying it should get Splash Wall, not sure why.
>>144170578
I want marie to rape me!
>>144171082
Hope you like vore
>>144171057
Fairly long range and rate of fire, I could see it being decent with splat wall.I suck at using walls and I prefer squelchers to n-zaps so it doesn't matter to me either way.
>>144168621
Still open for business as I have caught up with requests. For future reference, you can list your criteria as follows:
>Weapon Name(s)
>Preferred Ink Color(s)
>Gear Piece(s) that must be including in the outfit
>Other criteria (must include swim speed up main ability, must be geared towards winning Splatzones, must not include amiibo gear, etc.)
>>144171057
I'm hoping for either disruptors or burst bombs, although I wouldn't mind point sensors too much. I would kinda like to see ink mines as well, if they'd actually buff them to the point of general usefulness.
>>144171993
I would also like some support subs. The last batch of weapons had only offensive ones, kinda disappointing.
>>144171993
Disruptor is a difficult thing to attach to a weapon and not make it broken
It would work on a Sploosh or something, but the N-Zap has a bit too much range.
>>144170049
The colors are based on a japanese NES that's become yellowed over the years
>>144173564
cute fade
>>144173564
First the Refurbished Splatling, now this. What's with Sheldon shilling us old and crappy weapons?
Still no news on the new weapons...
>>144174760
What's wrong, anon? You don't like surprises?
>>144175001
I do like surprises. I just want to be surprised NOW.
>>144159797
For someone that hoardes pictures of Callie, you can't seem to find anything impressive for the OP.
I just had a really short dream while dozing off where I walked through the process with an admin of the /ink/ discord on how to properly unban someone. Extremely disappointed to find out that I'm still banned. :,( For a brief second, I actually thought my dream really happened
>>144179041
give me your name in discord and i'll bring it up
>>144179041
This post made my day
>>144179041
Why were you banned in the first place, anon?
What makes you think you're entitled to come back after your transgression?
Aww
>>144183715
They could probably slap glasses on any Agent 3 drawing ever and call it theirs
>>144177084
what are you talking about
>hordes pictures of callie
???
>>144184679
You're the one that posts all the new art daily, no?
>>144185487
no
why would you think that
>>144185608
Vague intuition.
>>144185704
okay
WOOMY
>>144185871
>>144170441
mrie
>>144185940
SQUI-KWEEE!"squid-wee!"
>>144185871
>Woomy
>Woo me
>Woo: "try to gain the love of a woman"
Woomy = Love me
>>144187425
why does Callie have a pig nose in that picture?
>>144188034
Why does that Octoling have a dick in that picture?
>>144165684
>liked playing with the nips and their broken rollers
>>144162705
Because it is pure
>>144190215
It's unflattering
>>144190831
See above
>>144191117
Is this a lolicon thing
It looks like shit
>>144191207
It's not a loli thing. It's okay not to like it.
>>144191746
Thanks you too
Never realized I wanted crocs
Give them ink resistance
>>144192404
Okay no this is definitely a loli thing
>>144170049
I'm thinking it won't have a year, but will have a prefix or suffix.
>>144169628
anchor ls and red hi tops, headgear is up to you
>>144192951
Vintage N-Zap? Aged N-Zap?
>>144192707
Sukumizu is worn all the way up to highschool. The design has changed over the years. The old version is mostly copslay
It's a real thing
>>144194640
>up to highschool
so its a pedo thing
>>144194640
I know what it is, I just don't see why it's so popular
Other than because it's swimwear usually worn by prepubescent girls and people are fucked
>>144193190
I was thinking Antique N-Zap or Vintage N-Zap. Something like that. Possibly even Retro N-Zap
>>144160506
meh
>>144160506
What a pile of shit.
Callie is a bully!
>>144192404
I'm sad because there are so few options for fresh Ink Resistance shoes.
The Red Hi-tops are nice, but don't match with everything.
Strapping Reds are the best, love them, wish I could use them all the time.
Green Slugs look great (I love the black around the back), but are hell to match clothes with.
Blue Motos are just ugly.
Cleats are okay. They either match, or they look hideous.
All I want is a simple pair of plain shoes that go with everything. Is that too much to ask?
>>144199293
>Blue Motos are just ugly
Fucking kill yourself you goddamn piece of shit taste cunt breathed fucknut bitch salad
>Pure Bomb Range Hat
>Pure Sub Saver Shirt and Shoe
>96 Deco puts up wall
>throw suction bomb behind the wall
>immediately throw suction bomb at the wall
>they move up in front of their wall not expecting the second suction
>>144199601
I too like to imagine doing cool things that will never happen.
>>144199601
Does anyone have the stats for how many sub mains you need for each sub weapon?
fuck off bee
>>144199557
They're ugly boots, anon.
>>144199557
let's see your squid's sense of style then
>>144199694
TA-DAAA!
I hope it was informative, anon!
S+ FUCKING RANKED
AND I GET A TEAM WHO ALL FUNNEL DOWN THE EXACT SAME GODDAMN SIDE ALLEY PATH HOW FUCKING WORTHLESS ARE YOU TO ALL GO DOWN THE EXACT SAME ROUTE IN S FUCKING PLUS
GOD
>>144200612
I want to rest my dick on that woomy's face
>>144200612
They're based as fuck
>>144200764
but how many do you need to do 2 subs at once?
also i've never understood these charts, what's the bottom axis mean by ap = 10 main + 3xsub?
Blue Moto are ugly as fuck. Are you guys joking
remove that patch/logo whatever the fuck it is and they'd look okay
>>144201090
>Ink Res
>Run Speed
What league of autism do you need to say no to that?
>>144201278
i bet you wear the jap fedora and white anchor with that don't you faggot
>>144201345
If I had good rolls on them, yeah I would. And I expect you would too.
>>144201090
>Doubting the best shoes in the game
IT'S ALWAYS THE GODDAMNI SPLATLING
FUCKIGN KILL YOURSELF
YOU'RE A FUCKING WORHTLESS SHIT
YOU HAVE A GODDAMN BUBBLE AND YOU DIDN' TEVEN BOTHER TO CHARGE YOUR SPECIAL MOVING UP TO THE SZ
>>144201583
Don't yell at the Hydra users, they can't think for themselves.
ZERO AND FUCKING FIVE
IN GODDAMN S FUCKING PLUS
JUST KILL YOUSELF
RIGHT NOW
>>144201345
The Jungle Hat is fresh. You just associate it with experienced Japs, and that disagrees with you for some reason.
>>144201090
They honestly look fine
>>144201278
i have ink res run speed
ya'll some unfresh mofos
>>144202057
Show us how it's done. Post your inkling
>>144202057
No u
>>144202057
>Caring about what you look like
>When playing as a squidchild
>With people that don't even speak your language
EVEN IN S PLUS
THE HIGHEST FUCKING RANK
PEOPLE DO NOT PAINT TURF
THEY JUST RUN THROUGH WHAT'S THERE
EVEN IF ENEMIES ARE HIDING IN ENEMY INK
WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG
WITH YOU
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>144202264
>>144202264
Why are you still playing this game if it angers you so? How about a relaxing round of Overwatch?
Related
>>144202479
>clutch in tc
>just point and win
pls
>>144202479
Not really
>>144202264
please fuck off to the discord
>>144202334
OVERWATCH
OVERWATCH?!?!?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF AUTISTM YOU'D NEED TO PLAY THAT GARBAGE
>>144202764
I love you
ZEROE
AND FUCKING
FOUR
WHAT
THE
FUCK
HOW CAN YOU BE SO BAD
ON GODDAMN S PLUS
GOD
JUST
GOD
>>144202764
Says the person having an aneurysm over Squidpaint...
>>144202057
ya'll need some tips from jelonzo about freshness if you think the moto boots look bad
>>144202479
>Muh waifu is using tri-slosher
>Reminder EU ninjas are worse than NA ninjas
>I named my squid relative to muh waifu
>Reminder that ninjas are popular and they suck hard.
>Remimder Pirates vs. Dumbasses was my first Splatfest
>Reminder i lost my first Splatfest
FUCK YOU SPLATLING
FUCK YOU
IT'S A FUCKING ALLEY WAY
A FUCKING
TIGHT
GODDMAN ALLEY
USE YOUR SPLASH SHIELD OR DON'T GO IN UNTIL YOU HAVE KRACKEN
GOD
JUST
KILL YOURSELF
>>144203217
>Use your Splash Wall and don't go in until you have Kraken
>Splatling
>Splash Wall and Kraken
Retard
>>144203365
>or
look who the retard is now
>people actually wear the blue motos
It's like I'm back on release day
>>144203365
OR YOU DIP SHIT
OR
IF HE'S ONE, HE'S GOT THE SPLASH WALL
IF HE'S THE OTHER, HE HAS THE KRAKEN
AND GUESS WHAT
GUESS WHAT
YOU'RE A SHORT RANGED SHOOTER
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR JOB IIS
TAKE OUT
THE GODDAMN
BEACONS
HOW DOES ANYONE NOT KNOW THIS IN S PLUS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
>>144203419
That's what they said retard
NO
NO
NO
FUCK THIS TEAM
FUCK IT
JUST FUCK IT
NO
YOU'RE ALL WORTHLES SFUCKS
FUCK YOU
>>144203479
How dare people choose to wear the freshest footwear in the game.
>>144203479
>people actually dislike the blue motos
>>144203772
>>144203784
How is it down there in C rank?
>>144203896
>I don't have shit taste!
>Y-You're just bad at the game!
>>144203896
You tell me.
YOU'RE A SHORT RANGED SHOOTER
WITH A FUCKING BUBBLE
AND YOU COULDN'T GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH ANOTHER SHORT RANGED SHOOTER
ON OUR HALF OF THE BASE
WITH AN INK TURF ADVANTAGE
HOW AWFUL
CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE
IN S PLUS
>>144203987
>>144204021
>I-I Don't have shit taste I DON'T!
>>144204205
Kek
Wear whatever boots you want bro, I won't judge
But the motos are fresh as fuck
>>144204205
Do you? What do you propose instead?
>>144204294
>being this delusional
kek
>>144204203
Just accept that everyone is a shitter except for you, it will make the game more enjoyable. Derank if you must, then you can have an excuse.
>>144204203
I LEAVE YOU AND A TEAMMATE TO DEAL WITH 1 SPLATTERSHOT
YOU BOTH END UP DYING
THEN HE KILLS MEBECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU TWO COULD HANDLE IT
BUNCH OF FUCKING SCRUBS
YOU SHOULDNT BE S PLUS
>>144204430
>Being this triggered over other people's superior taste in digital footwear
>>144204504
Do you make these posts inbetween deaths or games?
>>144204518
>superior
You should get your head checked
>>144204504
>>144204203
>>144203734
>>144203525
>>144203217
>>144202264
>mfw I just stop carrying for the team and stay at spawn for the remainder of the match
If they don't pull their own weight, then they don't deserve your help
WHY AM I THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON ON MY TEAM THAT CAN EVER FUCKING SOLO SHIT
OH NO
THERE'S A LOT OF FUCKING ENEMY INK AROUNND
I KNOW
I'LL FOLLOW A TEAMMATE AND JUST HUNKER DOWN WITH ME
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'LL BOTH GET SPLATTED TOGETHER OR ANYTHING
AND I'M NOT GONNA PAINT ANY TURF ALONG THE WAY
CAUSE WHO PAINTS TURFS
CASUALS THAT'S WHO
HAHAHAHAHA
GOD KILL YOSUELF
>>144204926
There's a point during the game where I say fuck it and wait to dc/game to end because my team as so incompetent that there's no point in continuing.
It's times like those I wish you could switch weapon mid match to better help your team.
>>144205150
Do you want to Squad?
>>144204926
>Abandoning your team even if they are shit
the worst.
>>144204518
K E K
E
K
>>144206514
Octopus are only good for raping.
>>144206514
Octopus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Squids
>>144206720
this
>>144206804
guess you're in the wrong general then buddy
Octolings are the dark elves of Splatoon
>>144206875
Nah /ink/ will catch on and become /oct/ soon enough
>>144206930
Stronger and sexier and better in every way?
is crusty sean the final destination of squid waifu sexualization, or is it jelonzo? i cant tell
>>144207086
Only for raping
>>144207265
I have no idea what you mean, but all waifus pale before Slut the Octoling: the Ultimate Splatoon Waifu
>>144207590
I want to rape Slut the Octoling!
>>144207590
>>144207893
forced jokes are never funny, and only lowers the quality of /ink/ and its posts
>>144207265
Pretty sure it's Crusty Sean.Because I have definitely seen porn of Jelonzo.
>>144206930
Best girl you can't marry
Sounds about right
You never see it all
There is always more out there
http://prntscr.com/bbiy4p
When will Splatoon add a hime cut character?
>>144209024
>hair
when they introduce another cat or a long lost dog
>>144209024
the fuck is that
>>144209127
Ref the Dog is in Octo Valley's turf wars with no respawn pads because no electric and only participated in by political malcontent's sentenced to death
>>144208890
Well... ok then.
>>144209469
They haven't time or resources for Turf War or games. A death sentence for an Octoling is simply being ordered to leave training and go do battle with the Agents.
>>144208320
watch me not marry them, motherfucker
>>144201072
Fuck, sorry. I should have posted an explanation.
The chart uses an ability point system that someone came up with.
1 main = 10 points, 1 sub = 3 points.
You want to throw 3 Burst Bombs on a full tank, so you look at the grey line for Burst Bombs, and trace it down to 33% on the Y axis.
Then you look at the X axis, and the ability point number you get corresponds to the amount of mains and subs you'd need.
It's 18 ability points. Can you do the rest?
I hope the new aerospace has sprinkler and killer wail
>>144211157
It would be nice with a disruptor, may see play even.
>>144211157
Unusual things to attach to an aeroplane.
>>144211157
Disruptor+Kraken
>>144211157
N-Zap already has Sprinkler; doubtful they'd give it it twice
>>144211389
That would be borderline broken
Disruptors are iffy things to balance
>>144211560
I feel like it would be fine on an aerospray, on weapons like the ss, rollers, chargers no that would be way too good.
It would give it the well needed push to be good for ranked, it's still a 4 hit kills and an extremely short range so you'd have go in close combat anyway.
Now that splat roller with a splash wall im not sure if it's broken or pointless, it could honestly go either way
>>144211450
yikes
>>144211980
We're assuming there won't be another balance patch with the new weapons, Aerospray might potentially get tweaked
Walls on a Roller is useless; what will make the Corocoro godlike is rather the combo of Walls and Inkzooka
>>144212190
it's the only way an aerospay can be useful in high level play
>>144210692
Yeah I got it now. Without a key these charts didn't much much sense.
>>144212594
There are worse weapons than the Aerospray
not this shit again
>>144214274
???
Can I get Spyke to order people's edited gear?
POST MORE CALLIE AND MARIE
>>144214430
>>144214419
it's still gear, so you should be able to
>>144214430
>>144214543
>meme
>it's hip to fuck bees
>REEE XD
this is the best meme
>>144214154
>>144214430
>>144214543
Is it still incest if between cousins?
Is it still incest if between girls?
>>144214954
wow callie is so obviously a slut you can just tell she has had at least a quarter mile of dick in her probably gets an abortion every week high mileage whore
>>144214958
Yes.
No.
>>144214958
Do you know what incest even is?
>>144215587
If I was a qt Squidgirl and I made out with another qt Squidgirl who originally came out of my aunties vagina would that still be incest.
>>144194135
Pretty good
>>144214954
>you'll never buy condoms from them
>>144217627
>>144217924
>>144217968
tentatek shill pls go
>>144217968
Please stop posting terrible art.
>>144218123
there is something charming about people messing up depth really hard
>>144205165
I'd at least settle for being able to switch weapons/gear between matches without having to leave a lobby
>jap on your team goes 0/11 in S rank
Fucker threw the game
>>144218752
it might have been a child
>>144218752
So do japs have the same issue playing with Westerners around this time? You can be as skilled as you can be, but lag armor is still lag armor.
>>144218958
I don't want to get mad at anyone in the game. They might be a squib or a squidmom, or just someone getting away from it all.
I just hope, even if they are having a bad day, they are having fun.
>>144219304
That's why no voicechat the only salt, rage or sadness is that which you bring with you
>>144219270
pretty sure the lag runs both ways, they likely see the same killed behind walls bullshit we do
>>144218958
>>144219304
>A child, squib, or squidmom in S
Y-you mean they're fucking about with someone else's game, right?
