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- Update 1.1.6 now available for download!
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Last thread: >>143781190
FUCK FUCK FUCK IM CUMMING
this game blows, play a real fighter like Tekken weebs
>>143957059
>Tekken
>a real fighting game
>>143957192
I don't understand
>>143957192
>>143957367
That's Alice you fucking idiot
>>143957213
>pick falco/fox/jigglypuff
>win
whoa
>>143957192
Thicc?
>>143957456
It's not.
>>143957554
It's funny.
People were shitting on Rex, but looking back, he actually was the only one with enough balls to shit on Chazo
>>143957459
)Implying i play a broken game like melee
kyss
>>143957750
Fuck off rex
>>143957623
>it's not
Fuck off pedochito
>>143957809
Fuck off chazo
>>143957750
>he actually was the only one with enough balls to shit on Chazo
wrong.
Chronos pulled on over on chazo by shutting down his first attempt at a discord
>>143958018
>Chronos
Shit how could I forget our based hero
OFFICIAL NAMEFAG CANCER RATINGS:
>Stage 4 Cancer
Braxton
Hoody
Chazo
>Steve Jobs in 2011
Peridot
Moxy
Pame
Fishy
Skyshock
Rakyy
>2nd generation Chernobyl victim
Macfag
Kokonoe
Alice
Serpent
Barst
Stef
Bayo namefag
>Chemo doesn't sound too bad
Falkore
Jacob when he gets moody
Sharpy
>You should get that lump checked out tier
Dorf
Rosie
Pher
Amatosk
Inb4 "hurr durr they aren't cancerous"
Everyone on this list has done shitposted in the general within the last 2 years.
>>143958682
>off of the lists
thanks
>>143958682
>tfw not on the list
>>143958682
>no penta
lmaooo
kys penta
>>143958682
>2nd generation chernobyl victim
Why?
>>143958990
I remember when I used to think penta was nice
>>143958990
Newfag here who is Penta? I always see "fuck off penta" but I've never seen a player here named Penta.inb4 someone calls me penta
>>143959000
Inherited radiation damage passed on from irradiated parents.
>>143958682
Pher shitposts?
>>143958682
>Skyshock
You mean slyshock aka chad
>>143959274
real talk i'm in the discord and chad "slyshock" is the most insufferable person there
annoying memer, not very chill, and shits on people
>>143959274
why isn't he higher up on the list? remember when he literally defended chazo when he posted CP and tried to cover it up?
>>143959302
did you expect anything less from chazo's private semen eater?
>>143958682
>implying I'm not the chemo
Stay mad loser
Whatever happened to jojo?
>>143959531
too laggy
>>143959531
>He doesn't have Jojo quotes set as his taunts
>>143959171
foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/89039771
Too tired to dig it all up and some of the older archives such as moe have died on us, but yeah Pher lost his cool in a thread once
Falkore/JTW Stephen/Jacob/Horneaus are all the same guy
>>143959931
I know what posts you're talking about and I think you linked the wrong thread, cant find them
so after the tourney who has better players /v/ or /ssbg/?
>>143960924
Oh here we go, starts right here
https://foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/88766806/#88788354
>>143961261
>2 known free players and one decent player from /ssbg/
>freebies got last place or close to it, the one decent player won the whole thing
Overall it's probably even, but if we were handpicking a crew /ssbg/ would fucking slaughter
Holy shit, I used to look up to pher as being the chillest person in ssbg, now i dunno what to think besides kill myself
>>143961274
This should be discussed more
Also
>that Stan smash parody
10/10
>>143961760
Gee willikers your tiny dick really had me sweating
>>143961873
Whats there to discuss, it was naerly a year and a half ago
Pher gave fake compliments, people called him out on it, now he basically has no personality in his posts because he's just some boring 34 year old office worker with nothing going on for him personality-wise besides the nice guy card
>>143961973
Is he a bob?
>>143961760
>look up to some random shitter on 4chan
>looking up to anyone for being "chill"
I hope you do kill yourself.
Are notched controllers tournament legal?
>>143962484
yes
>a balanced and fair game isn't considered to belong in the competitive smash scene
>a broken and glitchy game that gets exploited to hell and back will be at EVO
Yeah, okay.
>>143962803
I always thought posts like these were bait but after seeing both discords its sad to know people this retarded really exist
>>143962858
Okay meleefag
>>143961274
He didn't even say anything bad?
>>143963135
Yeah I dont know what shitposts people are referring to unless tehy mean his bloggy-esque posts
Its just a showcase of his breaking point I guess
>>143961274
He didn't really seem to get that made though
>>143963135
Okay fag
[Hook: Chazo]
My thread’s gone cold
I'm wondering why I made a tournament at all
The morning rain clouds up my webcam
And I can't lurk at all
And even if I could it'll all be gay
I’ll complain more on my blog
It reminds me that my life’s so bad, my life’s so bad
[Verse 1: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Chazo, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my steam, my twitter and my friend code at the bottom
I sent two lewds back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with my shitty internet or somethin'
Sometimes I miss edge kills too sloppy when I guard 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your router?
My wifi keeps dropping too, I'm 'bout to be despondent
If I ever get a boyfriend, guess what I'mma call him?
I'mma name him Serpent
I read about your buddy Rex too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some board who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm the biggest fag
I even got replays of the dubs you did with Chance
I like the shit you did with Jpuff too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Dan
>>143965310
[Verse 2: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Nick, you still ain't called or post
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't reply to fags
If you didn't want to talk to me during your twitch stream
You didn't have to
But you could've taunted and SD’d for Pame
That's my little brother, man, he's only 16 years old
He watched on an a connection that’s slow
For four hours, and you still said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he sucks more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in the discord?
You said if I'd PM’d you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I was never good at Smash neither
I’d played Stef in a tournament and couldn’t beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your blogs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I can’t afford else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of “NOT WITH YOU, NO” on my chest
Sometimes I open the browser and search for Smash Rule 63
It's like adrenaline, the futa’s such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
Macfag gets jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you, Nick, no one does
He don't know what it was like for autists like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fag you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, Dan
P.S. We should play together too
>>143965394
[Verse 3: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Skype-a-Scrub
This'll be the last time I invite you to play dubs
It's been six months and still no wins – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two messages
I wrote the usernames on 'em perfect
So this is my Vocaroo I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in For Glory right now, I'm spamming projectiles on FD
Hey, Nick, I got a kill, you dare me to taunt?
You know the video by that autistc savant
“Watch Me Play at Evo” about that guy who entered a national and wound up drownin'?
He goes by Panchito, and that experience left him frownin’?
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, a thousand shitposts later and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy taunt or style
I hope you know I tell everyone you’re a pedophile
I loved you, Nick, we could've sucked together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you blog about it
And when you stream
I hope you choke and freak out about it
I hope your mother yells at you
And you can't complain to me
See, Chaz--shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to host!
Hey, Chazo, that's /ssbg/ reporting all my posts
But I didn’t gloat, I just acted smug, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if I don’t reply they’ll shitpost more
And the general will die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at image limit now
Oh shit, I’m banned, how did the mods find out?
I dont think people understand just how fucked up Sanjo is
>>143965519
What's wrong with him? Seemed cool
>>143965519
We're all fucked up here
>>143966743
Thats how it seems for most regulars here
I cant talk about this though
>>143966743
NEver mind, found what I was looking for
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/336816597/#336837516
>>143961432
We should have a v versus ssbg tourney that be neat
>>143967782
Do people really take their anger out on themselves if they don't perform well with other strangers in a Nintendo game online? I caused my tennis partner and I to forfeit a doubles tournament because I got too drunk the night before and threw up all over the grass court during warm up volleys im our first match and I felt no remorse. I blame the parents for this behavior.
>>143967782
Those are the best johns I've ever seen
Plan backfired harder than some chump losing a set while using the card Backfire because his opponent stole his solar flare dragon.
Anyone for some early morning smash?
>>143969802
NWYN
>>143969870
That a no?
>>143969802
I will if >>143969870 isn't real. NNID is Michcw
>>143970098
>if not with you no isn't real
>>143970098
Request sent. Hosting now.
>>143970214
>NWYN means 'not with you, no'
That's hurtful.
>>143970320
It's a meme you dip.
>>143970320
It's actually, "Not With You Ni**er"
We don't stand for racism though
>>143970320
>It's a meme
Haha, I-I get it now. All fun and games.
>>143970776
lol you lost to a for glory player in tournament
>>143971315
Yeah. I blow ass against characters I don't fight often.
That, and I'm also partially retarded as I do many stupid things during matches.
Basically, if you want free wins against me, go d3, corrin, cloud, zelda, G&W, Jiggly, Fox, Rosaluma and Ryu. Those are about the characters I always drop spaghetti against.
>>143971723
You just suck
>>143971856
I know. I could've told you that, mayn. I mean, there's a reason I'm here and not preparing for a national somewhere.
I've got a Wii U and 3DS, anon. Play some matches so we can both maybe suck less in the long run.
>>143971315
>>143971856
Nice attacking
NNID? I doubt you can do better
>>143956983
Why tho
Whew, that was intense at the end.
>>143965310
>>143965394
>>143965480
Context???
I shouldn't of won that.
anyone wanna play some friendlies?
GGs Rental. Your Ike is scary.
>>143975383
GGs man. Your falco's pretty good, too.
>>143967594
Well this is 4chan
So, in /ssbg/ Civil War, we have #TeamDiscord vs #Team/ssbg/ but, who's Baron zemo?
would you play tennis with shulk, rob, and kirby
>>143980824
>>143981879
>>143982130
You should have just let it die
The only respectable character is Sheik nowadays, maybe Rosa as long as you don't jab at the ledge
>>143982660
why not
>>143982929
I prefer Spiderman.
>>143981879
Hail /r/smash.
is Zero good or carried by his character?
>>143985760
I'm reluctant to say anyone that's legitimately good at the game is being carried by their character regardless of how high that character places on the tier list.
>>143985760
Yes
>>143983589
/r/ing edit with one of the shitters here
>>143985760
>Zero
>good
>>143972451
I was just bored p
>>143965480
>that guy who entered a national and wound up drownin'?
>He goes by Panchito, and that experience left him frownin’?
>>143965519
>>143967782
>No, because I didn't contribute anything. Sorry, I get interrupted frequently, and it's usually her fault. In fact I went to jail this past Christmas for beating the fuck out of her when she bruised my mom.
>>143994385
Is sanjo mexican? Im getting like mexi vibes from reading this
>>143994532
Who the fuck is sanjo? I never see him play here
>>143994532
yes. Violent criminals like him are exactly why we need to build the wall.
Anyone want to play for a bit?
>>143994809
You're giving me chazo flashbacks, so no
>>143994946
It really sucks sharing a main with him, I wish I liked any of the other characters even close to as much as I do Dedede.
>>143995264
be honest, every dedede main I play against are poor sports and obnoxious memers
It seems playing dedede by default makes you annoying
Is this true?
Reminder that later tonight theres another weekly Tournament for the Wii U players out there! You should sign up cause it'll be fun and good practice
6:00 PST 9:00 EST
http://challonge.com/TourneyTuesday48
>>143995801
>Is this true?
I can't fairly comment on that myself can I?
All I can really say in my defense is that I haven't heard any complaints from the people I've played.
>>143996436
what about your experiences with other dedede players?
>>143995974
Kill yourself pedonigger
>>143995974
>no prize
Pass
>>143997038
Rare as they are?
I dunno, I'm probably biased because I love Dedede dittos, but I've never noticed them to be notably memeing fucks.
At worst we wind up crouch relaxing and mirror taunting for a bit before actually getting into a fight.
Come to think of it I don't see people being cunts online much if ever. Maybe it'd be a little different if I played on Wii U?
>>143995974
>all these literally who's
/ssbg/ doesn't want you here and we surely don't want to join your tourneys
Go find another place to hang out, maybe /v/ is cancerous enough to accept you
>>143998014
My experiences with dedede mains basically are pic related
Hi. Looking for video games, please.
Stick a fork in it and call it done.
Pack it up boys. We dead.
>>143998872
It really is going downhill, though. I've been in plenty of generals where people namefag regularly in order to help facilitate gameplay, and that isn't what's happening in here anymore, it's becoming more and more circle-jerky with every passing day.
I mean, I don't really care, I wouldn't have even bothered replying if I didn't think you were genuinely unaware of what was happening, I only ever come here for the memes anyway.
>>143998505
Still looking, assuming 3ds matchmaking didn't completely die here.
>>144000442
Im down to clown
Anyone here up to actually play some smash on wii u?
>>143957774
>try to defend Smash
>downtalk the one game that most closely resembles the fighting genre
You may as well say you play Brawl.
>>144000532
Added and hosting.
How good are the smash GC controllers?
>>143957059
>real fighter like tekken
lmfaoooooooooooooooo
>>143957213
>>144001027
Not that Anon but Tekken is the best 3D fighter out there.
HOLY SHIT BROS!
I finally figured out why Falcon is so shit in Smash 4. Can't believe it took me this long...
Video games!
>>144001232
He's not shit. It's just you.
>>144001142
/ssbg/ is good with memes I see
>>144001318
>He's not shit. It's just you.
Kek, did I trigger you? Scrub ass 3DS Falcon main confirmed lol
>>144001427
>shitposting
I play a different meme character thanks senpai
>>144001592
tripfag namefag talking about shitposting lol
>>144001713
Are we gonna play games or are you really so bored as to waste your time on /ssbg/
>>144001814
you mind if i join?
>>144002970
Adding, host whenever you're ready, I'll join in just a moment
>>144003043
cant believe i forgot my 3ds name
>>144003126
Is this some new kind of shitposting?
>Zard's up b hitbox
Saddening. Last one for me, Swat.
>>144000532
GGs dude.
3DS controls are weird.
>>144003126
Sorry for the wait, had to take my dog out and they took longer than I expected
>put in 3ds code
>this friend code is not valid
I think you copied it wrong
>>144004230
Ggs Nagalfar, sorry I sort of lost steam at the end. Maybe im just bad.
>>144004768
Why didnt you play Jr more?
I wanted tosponge some tech from you
Oh well, till next time
>>144005179
I don't really play him that much, to be fair. Just wanted to pick him after the Bowser match for funsiesand the tech I have with him will not exit my grave
Though if the occasion presents itself again, I can use him for the full set I guess.
anyone wanna play? either system
angry drunk manlet reporting in
>>144005824
NNID: Minty42
Send me an FR
>>144005137
ah fuck, its 4399, not 4339
>>144006110
Host whenever you're ready
>>144005960
it's cellphone jacob
give me a moment to prepare my asshole
Is there any place where I can read up on a summary (don't mind it being a bit long though) of each character's playstyle?
>>144006391
Hostan
>>144006454
For polarizing playstyle or just smash bros?
>>144006454
Smashboards
That one place with the frame data of all the characters has one line with the basic idea of how to play them if you can't find anything else.
and this http://pastebin.com/5ryn1CkP, from the pastepin, is a bit outdated but you might get something
>>144006281
Aight, starting pretty soon, be ready
>>144006727
Didn't get the question sorry.
>>144006821
Yeah I read the those from the pastebin but I wanted something more geared towards how the character plays, what you should be trying to do with the character in general.
Gonna try to find that smashboards thread though.
>>144006929
shit im rusty, havent played in like, a year
Games?
>>143958682
Why the fuck am I top of 2nd gen Chernobil Victim? It was just two fucking posts
>>144007723
>rustyI don't think that's the right word
>>143958682
>I'm not on the same level as Hoody
Shit list.
>>144006929
>Nintendo Net Id:DonkeyWong64 Number 3ds shit:4339-1770-4765 3ds name: Frank
>>144008127
Is the word fucking awful?
I coulda sworn i had ganondorf unlocked on this though
>>144008214
>Is the word fucking awful?Yes.
Nigga I have a meeting in half an hour, is 3ds seriously dead?
>>144008101
Fucking delete this
>>144006821
Can't find it for the life of me, would you mind linking?
>>144008392
i really do need to get a bigger 3ds, im still using the original one and mines busted to shit
>>144008559
Please, fuck off
3ds is dead thanks to you destroying the rep of 3ds players
>>144008652I can't remember the name either
>>144008559
>tfw sendo is fav character
>tfw no next animated season announced yet
>>144008698
>wrecking the 3ds players' rep
>3ds players have rep
Based on the format, I take it you're this guy, >>143953383
Nice try, host pal :3
>>144008510
Delete this
>>144008761
Thanks for the help anyway.
all according to plan
>>144009413
whats your mains favorite condiment ssbg
Anyone know if there any good Mexican players announced for the Mexico Saga? I checked the attendees list and the only recognizable name I saw was Yura, and he's not that great
>>144009547
semen
>>144009547
my semen
Trela is going to win EVO. Screencap this shit
Who /MexicanManlet/ here?
>>144009681
>>144009692
i main a mii of your moms
>>144009774
IF you want to be acknowledged for your post, just go to the discord
Discord is going to win EVO. Screencap this shit
>>144009774
trela is 2nd best smash4bando
>>144009943
IF you want to be acknowledged for your post, just go to Trela
>>144009943
>Renetan winning anything
I think I'm all done, thanks
>>144010246
why trela
>>144010387
gg, i fucking suck
>>144009820
Soy
>>144010337
didnt he make the trading cards?
>>144010432
Yo, wanna have a spar with me? Fuck fishy, he only a scrub
ggs minty, ty 4games
ganon confirmed top 10 1.1.6 thanks hakurai
>>144010432
Just keep practicing, you'll get better eventually.
Don't counter as much, it got really obvious.
Learn how DI works, and learn when's a good time to shield and when to grab.
Watch some competitive gameplay and practice on FG. You'll lose a lot but that's fine, it's part of learning.
>>144010965
>fishy giving tips
Hosting buddy
>>144010885
GGs
You need to get out there and just seal Ganon's stocks instead of toying with him at the ledge.
>>144011075
fishy is gay of course he gives tips
>>144011126
going offstage triggers my ptsd
All I want is games, I'm on my knees begging m8.
I'm starting to consider joining Moxy's Discord
>>144011252
fucking nair, fair, bair ganondorf as ness
PK thunder just helps him get get back
>>144011075
I'm eating a salad, maybe after
And of course. I'm not gonna be a dick and not tell them where they need help,
>>144011205
You know it
>>144010683
Yes
Host whenever you're ready Macfag
>>144012640
Hosting
>>144012806
What is "GrngKllh"? Grunge Killah?
>>144012965yeah
>frothy love came on when it started
What a beautiful day
>>144012965
It's the noise he makes when he gargles on my dick LMAO
>>144013363
LOL #roasted
I don't understand why Franku had trouble with you
I don't understand why we have people here like macfag that blatant admit to shitposting and yet everyone acts like hes a friend of ssbg
>>144014232
>trashtalking
Boy, I'm real impressed by the laggy mac player
>3 stocking marth
Have you been practising your spacing and tipping lately? :3
>>144014535
I don't understand why we have people here like Anonymous that blatant admit to shitposting and yet everyone acts like hes a friend of ssbg
>>144014535
>and yet everyone acts like hes a friend of ssbg
Speak for yourself, he can go die in a fire imho
>>144014578
>being this salty
Just saying
How long have you been practising marth?
Also,
>dat falling into my up-smash
>>144014660
Yes yes, we get it, you've got the biggest dick and town and you want everyone to see,
Trashtalking isn't very dignified, Macfag.
Need one for dubs
>>144015150
I'm not trashtalking or measuring dicks boyo, just sayin
You did pretty gud on the first match, don't take it too hard
GGs Adom
Charizard's Ryu now
>>144015825
GGs man, haven't played you in a long time.
>>144015614
Not him, and im not even a fan of Fishy personally. But you sorta are talking trash. Not to say Fishy doesn't do the same when he squeaks out a W.
>>144014232
>>144014578
>>144014660
>Little Mac players being scum
it's not surprising
>>144016002
I always thought trashtalk meat cussing someone out or insulting that person
BUFF THE PUFF NOW
>>144016371
>Wow ur so bad haha u got 3 stocked :^)
>geez did u even practice
>kek I don't see how that guy had trouble with you!
You're such a fuckwit you don't even know it
Honestly KO Punch shoulda been a final smash
>>144016809
KO Punch isn't good enough to be a Final Smash, and it's an interesting mechanic, or it was before DLC characters showed up.
>>144016679
>buffing jokecharacters
But that's the joke
>>144016961
>interesting mechanic
it isn't.
Not the way it's currently implemented
>>144017097
How isn't it?
>>144017175
>MacComeback.webm
>>144017175
>rewarding little mac for getting his ass beat
>giving him an easy kill at nearly any % for getting his ass beat
>is easily comboable
>>144017246
Your salt doesn't make a mechanic less interesting.
>>144017358
>comeback mechanics
>interesting
GGs Fishy, it was fun playing against your dodgy defensive marth. You improved since last time we played.please don'thate Mac
>>144015150
slut
>>144017336
>>rewarding little mac for getting his ass beat
That's not how KO Punch works. Try again.
>>giving him an easy kill at nearly any % for getting his ass beat
It's not an "easy kill." It's only an easy kill if you're bad. Little Mac only needs to receive 80 units of knockback after 10 seconds to lose it.
>>is easily comboable
And?
>>144017609
KO Punch isn't a "comeback mechanic" nor is there anything wrong with so-called "comeback mechanics."
>>144017618
>please don'thate Mac
I don't hate mac
I hate the fucking way he's played
>>144017246
The Falcon was retarded and could have killed Mac with Dtilt but noooo have to be all retarded like a typical Falcon player
>>144017712
>The Power Meter (K.O.ゲージ, K.O. Gauge) is a special mechanic unique to Little Mac in Super Smash Bros. 4 that is shown above his damage meter. It can be filled if Little Mac takes or deals damage (even to shields),
>takes or deals damage
>takes or
Fucking kill yourself you mouth breathing retard.
Trela won't win EVO, but this is his breakthrough year and will take a top 8 spot
He just bodied VoiD in 2GGT Fresh Saga and Larry 3-1 last Saturday
Maybe only ZeRo, Nairo and Mr.R are above him.
>>144017840
Just like Limit Break is a comeback mechanic then?
Just because you can generate it by taking damage doesn't make it a comeback mechanic, "you mouth breathing retard."
Did you miss the part where you generate it by dealing damage or is that just willful ignorance?
>>144018005
>limit break
>not a comeback mechanic
No one is this stupid
You're baiting me right now.
Memorial day Grand finals Lio(W) vs Sakuyadorf (L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPw7jHcBK0s
what is the "lol m2k" of /ssbg/?
>>144018104
Explain to me how Limit Break is a comeback mechanic outside of you getting salty that you lost a match to it.
>>144018192
Fuck off chazo
>>144018137
???
>>144018137
>Lio
>(W)
>>144018192
fuck off penta
>>144018137
>Dorf recorded the match and posted
Okay. Can we admit that he humble brags now?
>>144018256
http://challonge.com/w0cahrbx
>>144018256
Do you not understand how double elimination works?
>>144018396
All of Dorf's matches were streamed and twitch just auto records stuff.
