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- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- A collaboration with CoroCoro drops early this summer! The 'CoroCoro Roller' is a Splat Roller equipped with Splash Walls and Inkzooka. There will also be the CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
- Another Splatoon Wii U bundle has been announced in Japan. It will include contents of the Wii U Premium Pack, a pre-loaded Splatoon on the Wii U, and the Marie & Callie amiibo figures. The bundle will be released on July 7th in Japan for 39,960 Yen.
- Two new Splatoon dioramas are coming in July in Japan! One is a Squid Sisters stage, and the other Kelp Dome. You can place amiibos on them!
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>>143889091
I want to rub callies tummy
Friends with Octolings!
>>143889307
Let's do it!
>>143889291
callie's tummy is adorable
i wish there were more art of it
>>143889307
>>143889401
When are the Octofags going to die
>>143889998
soon (tm)
did babt ever give us our birthday gift
>>143889998
Never, probably. Even if the race was never spoken of again in the future.
>>143890268
Sadly, he hasn't. Time to kill myself.
![1_(1)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iFTwCg8.jpg "1_(1)[1].jpg")
>Any Japanese Splatoon fans that plan on picking up the Splatoon Live in Makuhari -Squid Sisters Live- album from Ebten will be able to grab themselves this sweet purchase bonus poster for free!
>>143890674
Nice meme.
>>143890996
Meanwhile in NoA.....
>>143890996
I eagerly await an upload of the album.
>>143888645
>>143888887
Cont.
Burst Bomb or Splash Wall to fix H-3?
>>143891752
BB
Stack damage to reach 49,9 per shot and kill forever.
>>143891752
Splash wall would make it a slower 96 gal and burst bomb would make it a slower l-3. I say disruptors or it's just ripping off other weapons.
I want to cum in Callie's milkshake
>>143891752
I thought L and H weapons are supposed to be dynamic, a splash wall doesn't fit them much
>>143896060
>male takolings
>>143895760
She'd especially enjoy it made with love, I'm sure
>>143896182
>Male Takolings disguised like females
is the disruptor/inkzooka combo the least liked loadout in the game? none of the weapons with that loadout are used.
>>143896552
>Callie finds out you came in her milkshake
>Starts asking you to do it every time she gets one
>>143896552
>>143897183
Go back to obsessing over tentacles
>>143889091
Are the Wii U's and Dioramas really news worthy? I mean they're Japan only...
>>143889572
I want to grate cheeze on it!
>>143898885
they're both talking about callie.
and talking about callie is what i do, not obsess over her tentacles. that's just a part.
>>143899391
that's not a tummy!
>>143899118
Those dioramas will be up for import probably.
>>143899560
There is just a bit too much talk of cum in this general
Cute girl and all but wanting her to drink the stuff jesus christ you people
>>143899560
A tummy is a stomach is an abdomen. And Callie's is the strongest and the tightest and the indestructiblest and the best! If you like the idea of bloated girls than power to you, but invincible girls are the best girls.
>>143899118
>implying anything japan-exclusive is impossible to get here
i don't know what i'd do if that were true
>>143900171
>If you like the idea of bloated girls than power to you, but invincible girls are best girls
I hate these "I'm reasonable but my opinions are still better" kinds of posts
>>143900183
My brightness was turned down too much and at first I thought this was meant to be one of those jumpscare images.
>>143900171
tummies are soft
>>143900356
>>143900356
It's a form of haughty courtesy. Stating whatever you like is second grade is still better than saying you shouldn't or shouldn't be allowed to like it.
>>143900171
>bloated
jeez, talk about high standards
Soon?
>>143900613
A tummy is whatever is found on the opposite side of the back.
What you're thinking of is a "foopa".
>>143901049
i am most definitely not thinking of a "foopa" thank you very much
>>143900936
Soon
>>143901164
You should just make a Callie Tulpa
I'm going to marry Callie before she carries me over the threshold!
>>143889091
>CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
This is the only confirmed gear?
>>143900921
A flat stomach isn't that high of a standard. In fact it's more like a requirement of pop stars, which Callie is. So...
>>143901198
how soon?
>>143901385
>You will never win the annual Carbon-Roller-Pushing marathon alongside Callie
>>143901304
>>143901475
RIGHT NOW CHECK CNN
>tfw shill anon died
>>143901694
you couldn't even push a carbon roller.
>>143901806
Who?
>>143901806
im still here, just became an octoling
there was at least one other one, wonder he went
>>143902003
Kill yourself.
>>143901847
Can't say for sure how heavy the roll section would be, but considering the frame is built like a lightweight high-performance bicycle, I can confidently say I'd be able to easily push a Carbon Roller.
I got fit anon, Callie told me to.
![ZORCmfE[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cU4MmJa.jpg "ZORCmfE[3].jpg")
>>143901806
There are always shills
>>143902150
Nice blog.
>>143902003
I don't think they're talking about you Woomyhud. You fucking whore.
>>143902289
The only blog part was the last eight words.
>>143902003
off thyself
>>143901697
Well why not?
HEY GUYS
WE'RE WINNING
WE'RE WINNING SPLATZONES
MAN
THIS IS SO FUN
I'M GOIGN TO PUSH INTO THEIR BASE
HAHAHAHAH
I'M SPLATTING UP THEIR WHOLE BASE
HAHAHAHHAHA
I HAVE THEIR WHOLE SPAWN PIONT COVERED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA- OH
>>143902364
>>143902148
>>143902364
>>143902617
Also lost my shill squid in a harddrive failure
>>143902775
>Spawncamping in Ranked
You goddamn retard.
>>143903030
good
>>143896696
what
>>143903030
But how can I know the specials and savings if there's no shill?
I HOLD A SPLATZONE
ALMOST ALL FUCKING BY MYSELF
FOR HALF THE MATCH
AND THE THREE OF YOU CAN'T HOLD THE OTHER
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>143901806
what are you even talking about >>143904836
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO HELP US?
>>143904836
I think you're the one that needs to kill yourself at this point. You have the worst luck of any man alive. Have you ever won a game?
IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING SPLATLING
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
OH AND GUESS WHAT THE SHORT RANGED SHOOTER ARE DOING
IGNORING THE FUCKING BEACONS
WORTHLESS
ALL OF YOU
good night /ink/
you can't escape friendship
>>143906526
Die in your sleep race traitor.
>>143904995
No, he sucks too much
>>143906526
Octolings are the flat chests of the Splatoon world
>>143906784
Actually they're the same.
>>143906526i think i'm gonna switch default images for my goodnight posts
with annie, disgusting lies and now even circlejerk varieties of the regular, i think a change is called for
>>143906981
What lies
>>143906526
Idea: This picture, but edited to be anon strangling an Octoling while Callie watches and squees in delight
>>143907146
the original insinuation of the octoling picture, that i would rather snuggle a filthy octoling than my sweet little callie plush.
>>143907150
No, it would be Callie mercilessly bludgeoning the Octolings face in with her bare fists while anon tries to hold her back.
>>143907326
I added the plush there, and you are still snuggling
>>143907423
>Implying anon would try to hold her back for doing God's work as well as removing an intruder from their house
>>143902164
D-do I keep it?
>>143906981
just burn this shitty meme
>>143907532
What weapon(s) are you using with that set?
JESUS CHRIST
STOP SWIMMING RIGHT INTO THEIR GODDAMN INK
USE ALTERNATIVE PATHS
WHY ARE YOU SO AWFUL
GOD
FUCKING
CHRIST
WE'RE IN S RANK
>>143907751
>s rank
>anon is s rank
>he's having all this trouble in s rank
you have lost my respect, caps anon
>>143907523
Callie would end any Octoling she sees, it's her job. She took an oath as an Agent.
But I don't think anon, or any anon, could prepare themselves for the level of unadulterated violence Angelsquid is capable of.
>>143907682
To keep the theme of Samurai to a certain degree, All above brushes, Bamboozlers and Splat/Hero Roller
HOW CAN YOU BE SO AWFUL AS TO GIVE UP A 50 POINT ADVANTAGE
STOP RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE
FOR FUCKS SAKE
ALTERNATIVE ROUTES
GOD PLEASE SUICIDE ALREADY
>>143907326
Oh right
>>143907751
>isn't good enough to carry his team to victory in S
>complains
>>143889091
>Lobby randomizer
Okay that's new
>>143908338
>It's everyone's fault but mine that we lost!
I love this mentality
>>143904836
>>143905418
>>143907751
>>143908338
Plot twist; Anon is talking about his own mistakes, and contemplating ending his own life all the while.
>>143908708
based randomizer anon
>i'm losing
>i'm losing
>oh my god i'm losing
>look guys i'm losing
>hey i'm losing
does this guy ever shut the fuck up
holy shit, hurry up and trash your wii u already
>>143908082
I lean towards keepu then since most of those weapons have light depletion and even 3 subs can help you not feel the special loss of a splat.
I find weird that the Inlkings don't wear socks with regular shoes, but they wear socks with sandals.
>>143909131
I find it weird that the inklings don't get taller when they put on the sandals. their legs just get shorter.
Any art of the Squid Sisters inhigh heels?
>>143908959
B rank detected
>>143909606
>>143909606
>>143909817SEXYAND GAY
>>143909934
Damn that's a sophisticated looking Marie.
>>143910540
No shit they're gay.
>>143909817
That looks like they shopped out some anime girls and added the squid sisters in. The art styles don't look similar
>>143889091
>- lobby randomizer: http://woomy.github.io/Splatoon-Kit-Randomiser/index.html
That's cool.
>>143910832
I wonder if they are considering a threesome with (of course female) agent 3
>>143911128
Developers confirmed Green Woomy is canon Agent3.
>>143892097
This, disruptors and Kraken and it's the perfect Bully weapon.
>>143911040
bravo gets an easy win, unless alpha's eliters are god tier
>>143911128
They probably end up just going at each other while the third wheel gets left out.
>>143890268
He's been too preoccupied with Overwatch.
>>143911621
It's Moray, E-liters are king. Alpha wins
>>143891752
Neither of them. What H-3 needs is shorter cooldown.
>>143911370
Why Green? That just clashes with Marie then.
>>143911621
Are you sure? I here everyone going on about E-Liters in Moray Towers
Is there any better feeling then making a mad dash and killing their entire team?
>>143912223
Killing people with Inkstrike.
I want to marry the guy who buffed Recon.
>>143909606
I was going to ask that exact question.
>>143912223
Getting quads as well as a quad kill
>>143912050
I think it's a deep green Woomy, Marie's secondary color is much lighter. Almost turquoise green.
>>143912223
Fapping to Marie lewds for 6 hours straight.
>>143912449
Just tell her how you feel, Callie.
>>143909606
>>143912382
>512x512
>svg
I didn't realise they upgraded their icons.
Time to get rid of these old 128s
>>143912697
Whoever decided that this is the way the teams of the fest would be, I want to buy them a drink. And buy the artist that designed these outfits two drinks.
>>143909606
I guess this counts
GET ON THE TOWER
GET ON THE TOWER
GET ON THE TOWER
GET ON THE TOWER
>>143913219
DO IT YOURSELF
DO IT YOURSELF
DO IT YOURSELF
DO IT YOURSELF
>>143912697
This artist sucks, but the sideboob is top notch.
So are sloshers good
>>143913532
Good for a laugh when you splat them.
>>143911040
splat zones icon kinda sucks, can't think of a better icon though
maybe a glowing square or some shit
>>143913532
They can be. There's nothing they can do that a Shooter can't though.
>>143913695
Yeah, I've noticed that
It's weird that they pushed the whole "get ink over walls" gimmick when most buckets don't have enough range to make it work
>>143913695
Nah, sloshers have the vertical range/coverage that shooters don't.
Octobrush or inkbrush
>>143914080
Well that's a pile of shit. Any shooter short of a Gal can shoot higher and cover turf faster than a Slosher.
>>143913665
Yeah, I had to come up with some OC design for SplatZones. I think maybe a glowing dotted line square inside the split ink splat indicating a zone could work.
>>143914248
Carbon Roller.
>>143913517
>This artist sucks
???
>>143913882
>when most buckets don't have enough range to make it work
This, and the One Sloshing Machine they had to really push the mechanic ended up feeling like yet another Blaster.
>>143914248
I prefer the Octobrushes but the Permanent Inkbrush is pretty good too.
where did the daily manmenmis go???
>>143914513
Discord
>>143914248
Octobrush if you want to kill people with the weapon itself more. Perma Brush if you just want to spam kraken faster.
>>143914248
octobrush with 2 damage up mains 2 shots
>>143914254
that might work better. i thought turf war when i saw the paint splatter at first
>>143914420
Yes, that's right. They've made some real shit.
>>143890365
>>143914248
That's helpful thanks
>>143914774
Not if you're fighting Japs
>>143914883
I quite enjoy it, but maybe i'm just pleb shit.
>sniper on my team in turf war
>lose
>>143915485
I meant they can fuck up the faces sometimes, but looking at this I realize their textures do look way too plasticky and doll-like. Kinda disturbing.
And what is on her elbow there?
N-Zap 89 or Wasabi Splattershot?
When are we getting 3 maps per rotation? I'm tired of having to sit out because they're shit for the next 3 rotations
>>143916919
You know exactly why that's not gonna happen
>>143915485
Nah, man. Call it an appeal to authority, but the only one or two people I've ever heard talk shit about them don't exactly speak volumes against the thousands of followers they have.
>>143917178
An appeal to popularity, bandwagon, whatever.
>>143917101
Why there's no harm
>>143916878
Got to dish out those spicy wasabi splats
>>143917178
I had no idea they made so many of the pieces i enjoyed.
>>143914775
v2
>>143915938
looking at those images I can see your point, the skins looks a bit to shiny, like it was polished or something like that
but desu I liked them
>>143917706
>>143917978
I can appreciate them too; but they're by no means good artwork.
Legalize Octoling Marriage
>>143918223
>>143917178
The same thing can be said about taka-michi, there's always someone ready to complain about them looking rubbery or something. I do like it but most of it is nsfw
>>143918661
Come at me fucker.
>>143918223
>misusing a semicolon
shitter detected
>>143918971
That's the same deal as with this artist. They draw exactly what you want to see, it just doesn't look good.
>>143918971
taka-michi's art can be good, but their rubber problem is much, much worse than whatever supposed skin problem pucchi_dayo's drawings have
>>143919317
Taka-michi's characters look like their wrapped in clingwrap. >>143917520
Potato_mayonaise's characters look like porcelain dolls. >>143915485
i'm looking for some good splatoon related wallpapers for android. anyone have any good ones, or know where I can find some?
>>143917706
much better, nice work
>>143919697
I use this, set to fit the screen. It's easily my favorite Splatoon image.
>>143919697
google for splatoon line wallpaper to find some from the line app, some of them were nice
or try looking for the splatoon summer wallpaper
>>143919574
What are you even talking about?
>>143919137
That's actually a proper use of it even if it does look a little awkward.
>>143920126
About the previous offending images.
At least it isn't all tumblr art i guess, most of that shit appears to be pretty bad.
>>143920727
I don't know what it is and Tumblr artists near universal inability to draw normal looking faces
>>143919697
I'd be happy to edit images to whatever resolution if you have any you particularly like.
>>143920727
There's tons of neat tumblr art!
>>143920727
what did you just said fag?because you are right
>>143921146
Android phones can automatically crop an image to fit the screen, so matching wallpapers aren't essential.
>>143921302
Vampire Squids need to happen, but that is doing them very, VERY wrong.
>>143921271
Naturally, it's just mostly offset by the countless lovecraftian horrors that also come out of Tumblr.
>>143921079
Special snowflake syndrome
Does this image exist without the nintendo logo?
>>143921791
So... they draw their beloved characters purposefully ugly to feel better about themselves?
>>143919812
>>143917984
New Splat Zones image is up.
>>143922091
It's more to be unique
>>143922091
maybe not ugly per se
but their objective is to make their OCs special and unique
before that meant that they had something different, style of hair, personality or things like that
now days it means to spit to the source material, forcing headcannons and making it just different for the sake of being retarded, like being a pantoaster halfsquid halfdemon halfwolf in the body of an human demimayonaise lesbian transwoman libanese-hispanic-american
or something like that
>>143923059
Or give them Jewish noses
That seems like a common thing
![Brand_The_SQUID_GIRL[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8F6TREa.png "Brand_The_SQUID_GIRL[1].png")
>>143912382
>tfw still only 64x64 The SQUID GIRL icon
http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:Brand_The_SQUID_GIRL.png
this mmamimema is ready to chow down on some delicious takoyaki! i've been wanting to try takoyaki, too... but i don't think i'll be able to make it to japan for a while.
apparently sameanko stopped by in osaka, though! it must have been great. they have to have a lot of delicious food there...
i'm not gonna lie, trying food is one of the greatest parts of traveling.
>おおさかたのしかった!!
>osaka was fun!
Where's the discord?
>>143925735
Somewhere else
>>143925080
YES YES EAT THE OCTOS
>>143922127
thanks dude
is there any possibility to get an image export button since the site is bigger than my browser, or make it resize stuff to fit?
>>143925080
Can you please get a trip so I can filter these posts?
>>143926058
I knew this would come up,
I looked into html2canvas and phantomjs for full page image export and both of them failed to render the page correctly.
I'll have to work on converting stuff to percentages so it scales.
>>143926351
These are actually interesting however. I can tell you are the Calliefag who blogposted about his love for a woman who does not exist and if did exist there would be better suitors than you out there and trying to lash out at someone who is better than you in every way.
1.) the images are cute
2.) the posts itself are cute
3.) the poster does not make it about him
4.) random generic inkling used in every image and not about his or her favorite idol
If you stuck with being "I wanna cum on callie's tentacles" guy, we would not have these issues with you.. but you devolved into damn near "my little pony" tier escapades
>>143927107
Bro... that Callieposter IS the Manmenmei guy...
>>143927242
Nice try falseflagging baby
>>143927279
lol okay
>>143925735
you're still banned family
>>143927242
This, You should've been here during the banning. When we realised how much of /ink/ was actually le one guy.
>>143927781
That's why he's easily /ink/'s MVP.
Half finished drunken draw request from last week that I forgot to post.
>>142665635
>>143927964
But what is it
>>143927107
i... what?
is there... someone with a vendetta against me?
>>143929519
It's supposed to be this squid checking out the stars during some downtime.
>>143929704
Not taking the bait.
>>143929704
You're my favorite anon! One way or another you create more content than most of our "content creators'.
>>143930401
what's up with the quotes
>>143930080
Ohh, from behind. I see it.
>>143929519
>>143929519
Squid, duh
>>143929704
I have a vendetta against you.Because you haven't written more.
I love Callie's huge, long tentacles!
I want to feel them as I hug her!
I want to see her let down her hair to show her tentacles are so long they touch the floor!
I want to do her hair for her!
I want to run my fingers on them!
I want to smell her conditioner off of them!
I want to hold them while we sleep next to each other!
I want to kiss them while I hug her from the back!
I want to delicately caress them while we make out!
I want her to wrap me up in them, nice and snug!
I want her to give me a tentacle job!
I want to watch my white cum drip down her black tentacles!
Every day i pray for more art of Marie.
>>143933585
Faggot.Good for you.
>>143925080
If you don't already have a taste for actual daily Japanese food , it'll be just okay.
>>143933648
Sexiest squid.
I don't know where you're looking though, because she has way, way more art than Callie.
>>143932845
i've been busy lately. i'll have a lot more free time starting soon, though.
>>143933871
I know, i always crave more.
>>143933871
>she has way, way more art than callie.
pixiv:
ホタル スプラトゥーン -アオリ: 582 results
アオリ スプラトゥーン -ホタル: 601 results
>>143934130
Well there's never a deficit.
>>143934157
アオリ: 1776 results
ホタル: 1882 results
But even then these numbers don't mean much since any image tagged with 'tilt' or 'firefly' would show up too.
>>143934382
exactly, it'll also show you pictures with both callie and marie with it. the ones i searched should work the best.
>>143934157
Deviantart
>Callie: 36,076 results
>Marie: 708,184 results
I've never wanted to cum on a figurine until those Callie and Mari amiibos.
>>143934718
Yes you have, fuck off
>>143934646
Marie is a far more common name than Callie.
>>143934646
Based Marie Rose
>>143934816
Your point being?
>>143934969
So then, there'll be a lot more art of other characters. It won't be very accurate.
>>143935056
One of which is Marie. Therefore Marie is considerably more popular than Callie.
>>143925080
where have you been the past few days???
>>143935156
They were here, there were anniversary Manmenmeis n shit
>>143935156
weeeell, there was no mammemmi on the 28th because sameanko made this instead.
and i was busy on the 29th.
>>143935156
he was here with the whole manmenmi anniversary reel
>>143935401
>That lil Callie and Marie
just fuck my heart up fammm
>>143935401
>3 callies
>2 maries
win
>Plans for /ink/ to be raided on its anniversary
