>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22059/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
what if playing ranked dota was only allowed after submitting your uni diploma to Valve
>tfw 4k carry thinks he's pro freezing lane next to his tower when enemy offlane is jungling
Would you, /d2g/?
>>143819706
>actually good OP
thank fucking go
>>143819643
bkb doesnt stop bkb
>>143819863
>Retards who think they can "push" just because the lane is empty despite the fact they lack any wave clear
next time pick a support that can jungle
>>143819841
>submitting your uni diploma
what if sand king ult just had a long cast point instead of channel?
>>143819706
>Fixed OP
God bless you, anon
>>143819841
are you implying university diplomas equate to intelligence
Anyone else here an original gangsta?
>play SF
>still bad at razes
How do I into Shadow Feed this meta? I can't time my razes right.
>>143819998
t. core only player who doesn't understand what pulling is
>>143820259
Not every hero and player can hit every CS under tower
Nothing tops you from picking a CM or w/e
and being able to jungle
>>143820258
Have you tried gitting gud?
>>143820258
get a bitchboi bounty to sit mid with a blightstone and get aura instead of raze. play like a clinkz with early deso and chew towers
>>143820467
Upvoted.
>>143820613
i mean the alternative is to actually practice and get good at razes but he wants an easy way out.
i never said it was going to win him all his games
Can someone recommend me a good mouse for dota? Preferably something big with large slope for thumb to rest. Also must be GNU/Linux compatible so no Razor shit please.
>>143820048
What if SK's ult did damage based on how long he channeled it
what if zeus ult did damage based on how long he channeled it
>>143820465
Still practicing it with bots senpai, not dying is still a bit hard.
>>143820467
Isn't one level for aura enough? SF is like free gold for offlaners these days.
what if radiance did global damage but it doesn't cancel blink
what if there was a hero that could throw gold to do dmg
what if you could pay real money for ingame gold during the game
what if you could doom buildings
our girl is streaming
what if you could crit buildings
>>143820048
Dudde what if austic finale was chanelend
what if you could create a teamfight by pressing a button
>>143820725
do we look like a fucking tech store, faggot?
just get a fucking regular fucking m4 & m5 generic nigger mouse off amazon for 30 bucks
a mouse DOESNT have a massive impact on your gameplay
dont be a fucking idiot
>>143821121
based
literally better dp
what if there was a veil but for physical damage
what if there was a medallion but for magical damage
what if armor scaled with cosmetics
what if there was a arcane boots but for health
what if there was raindrops for physical damage
>>143821185
>doom t1
>tower still has 999 damage and 100000 armor
literally BadJakiroE
what if there was a bottle but for damage instead of mana/hp
what if doom's starting armor and starting damage were swapped
What if there was a pipe but for pure damage?
what if there was a hero who only had stats?
What if huskar gained armor & damage block with his E
what if you could pay people to get better at dota
what if there was an armlet but for INT
what if lol is actually a better game and we just don't know
what if there was a bkb for physical damage
>>143821342
>If I greentext good advice it'll make it look bad
?
>>143821342
always have scroll
counter pick
don't pick your autistic hipster non meta heroes
look at the map
what if tb could sunder himself
what if there was an armlet but for AGI
what if there was an armlet that reduced your armour, str, and damage but gave you health regen
what if I include an image with my post
what if there was a ghost scepter but for magic damage
what if agi gave evasion
>>143819706
>The OP is back again
dog bless
what if skeleton king could cast his ult whenever he wanted like how abbadon can
what if dagon hit towers?
what if undying had a permanent aegis
>>143821628
M A D M A N
A
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>>143821681
what if refresher refreshed refresher
what if OD could overdose on INT?
what if there was an octarine but for items
what if there was demolish for heroes
what if there was a dagon but for mana
what if phantom lancer had zealot charge
what if cm could frostbite the ancient?
what if sheever was actually a man
what if some /d2g/ autist actually answered all these questions
what if you could RP towers?
what if Secret won Manila
what if there was a diffusal blade but for health
what if sheever loved me like I love her
>>143821907
Then I'd be gay.
what if the communist chinese government banned dota?
>>143821958
You'd be in jail for beastiality
what if reddit balanced dota
what if there was a fishing rod item that you could heal yourself with in the river
what if you could create illusions of towers
what if you all shut the fuck up
>>143822043
>>143822082
Spamming is a bannable offense
What if DC played CoL right now?
Who would win?
I havent touched dota since 2 years ago with the whole sniper / troll meta. I only got one question:
Is my nigga brewmaster still a trash hero or is he now at least decent? I just read the lastest patch notes and I feel like he just got nerfed again.
Thanks for feedback etc.
what if you could plant crops in the jungle and then get like free mangos
what if heroes with shadow in their name got a free shadow blade
what if you could eblade the fountain
what if taylor swift did an announcer pack for dota?
what if icefrog buffed techies?
what if reddit never got techies nerfed
what if invoker had a free tome of knowledge
what if you could kiss your teammates for buffs
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>>143822164
>>143822258
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>>143822082
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>>143822059
>>143822043
>>143822016
>>143821984
>>143821975
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>>143821907
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>>143821875
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Nik, I'll forgive ALL of your misdoings if you BAN THIS SPAMMING FUCK
>>143819910
Yea probably. Its a pretty feminine penis so I dont see why not
what if iron branches stacked
What if we had killstreaks like in CoD
>>143822429
>tfw only one (You)
what if you could deny the ancient
HAHAHAHA XDD ITS DOWNDY X POOPEY EPIC
>>143822475
same pretty sad because I posted more than once :(
what if there was a mango but for hp
what if you could buy items for towers
>>143822503
denying mmr, brilliant!
what if there was a dagon but for physical damage
>>143821462
It isnt
what if treads was split up into 3 different boots instead of being switchable
>>143822505
>puppey in the foreground
>dondo in the background
it's like pottery
post rare EE
What if arcana was automatically equipped when you get to a certain MMR?
what if there was a mango for damage
what if you could destroy the fountain
what if you could steal enemy gold
what if there were agi and int versions of bkb
what if I killed myself
what if you could combine ironwood branches into a ball and consume them for permanent stat increase?
what if you could buy roshan
what if you could autoattack yourself to deny yourself
what if vanguard blocked magic damage
what if merchant wasn't a jew
what if you could use midas on heroes with under 5% hp
>>143822792
>still not implemented for battle pass quests
IceFrog pls
what if you had to buy heroes
what if THIS THREAD WASN'T FUCKING SHIT
what if you could buy a new ancient
What if you could spend 100 gold to set a new respawn point
what if you could change the color of the river
what if you could refresh glyph
what if you could deny your teammates suffering from ANY and EVERY damage over time spell?
what if icefrog is reading this thread and nodding his head
what if there were no items in dota
what if refresher orb worked on health and mana?
what if you could iron talon heroes
who /badboy/ here?
what if mods did their fucking jobs?
bfury dusa will return
What if you could consume 2 gems like moonshard?
>>143823119
what if icefrog started this meme
what if you could upgrade rapier
what if friendly fire was constantly enabled and there was no "deny range"?
what if you could heal buildings with salves?
what if you could give valve money to win matches
what if all these posts will be implemented in dota 3
what if you could build rax anywhere on the map
what if there was a battlefury but for spells
he is going to be kicked soon right?
what if denying towers gave your team gold instead
what if arteezy won a ti?
what if you could buy creeps
What if you could purchase pets?
what if denying gave you the gold/xp that the enemy team is denied?
what if you could control all creeps
what if tinker could rearm midas
what if you died irl if you died in dota
what if refresher orb worked on your mmr?
what if alchemist could buy items for the ancient
what if hero movement had an acceleration component to it
>>143823652
I wish
what if alchemist could buy a new ancient?
what if doom aghs closed your game
what if there was an aghs but for physical damage
what if alchemist could buy a new alchemist
>>143823194
>947
jesus christ anon, what are your games like
what if roshan walked out of the pit and pushed against the team that last killed him every time he respawned
what if every /d2g/ was like this
what if someone walked in on this
is it possible to play meepo this patch?
what if jungles were removed?
what if the ancient and the fountain swapped places
what if terrorblade could sunder towers
what if necro aghs made you disconnect
what if the jungle was actually a jungle and you needed a qb to move in it
what if 2 roshans would spawn on the third respawn, one carrying cheese, and the other carrying aegis?
>>143823916
didn't dc win with meepo recently?
what if both ancients blew up at the 60 min mark
what if there was a 4th stat?
post a reaction image and a hero's name and i'll draw it
first to get a 3 or 7 wins
what if there was no ancient and you had to kill the fountain to win
what if you could stack roshan
>>143823565
...hmmm... that almost sounds like a good idea. WC3 Tank War style.
What if satanic allowed you to dominate ancients
>>143824090
what if armor was an attribute
>>143824117
meepo
what if barracks respawned?
what if you could stack enemy heroes in the fountain
>>143824209
hi league shitter
what if denying barracks healed them fully?
>>143824192
what if there were "armor heroes"
what if they had 3 armor gain per level?
what if there were no creeps
>>143824207
shitty image m8 but i'll do it
what if necro aghs caused the target to uninstall dota
>>143824117
necro
what if there was an easier system for a standin to get onto someones account so the tournament conductors wouldn't find out?
what if there was an item that made spells cost hp instead of mana
what if there was a hero with 12 ultimates and 4.0 int gain?
what if Gaben was a playable character
>>143824117
axe
what if silencer ult made players deaf
what if you could pay gold to remove items from the enemies inventory
what if zeus ult worked on creeps
what if midas actually turned enemies into gold
what if you could pay money to remove enemies from the team?
>>143824493
His Agh's should make it so it works on all enemy units.
>>143824493
what if mirana ult worked on creeps
what if you had to pay gaben $1 for every game of dota
what if furion ult worked on buildings
what if omniknight aghs summoned god to end the game instantly
what if I ran outta ideas
what if you could buy an item that allowed you to redirect a single creep wave?
What if AA's Ice Blast effect affected creeps so he could farm worth a shit
what if destroying buildings gave the enemy team gold
what if there was mana void for hp
what if anything that was caught in black hole was deleted from the game
Patch comes in
Patch goes out
CARRY Abbadon
Is what it's all about
>>143824661
what if omniknight had an ulti that summons god and instantly ends the game but omniknight has to gather 20 charges for it where 1 charge = 2 kills, and omni loses 1/4th of all charges when he dies
what if lifestealer could infest enemies
what if Dota 3 was set in the future
what if curse of avernus slowed abaddon instead
what if dota 2 finally came out of beta and was revealed to be dota 3?
What if icefrog reverted the rocket barrage nerf so I could play support gyromancer again
what if culling blade worked on trees
what if icefrog reverted the ancients map buffs so I could ancient jungle with all the heros again?
what if laguna blade had its cd reset like culling blade
what if chrono wasnt an ultimate and could be leveled 10 times
each level increasing its aoe
what if there was mana shield for hp
what if alchemist could buy heroes from the enemy team to work for him
what if veno ult could kill
>>143825307
that would be amazing
what if alchemist could buy enemy buildings
What if there was an escape from this hell
what if you could buy bloodstone in real life
what if Fata started this
what if AM was anti life and could deny heroes/buildings/creeps from 100% hp
what if alchemist lend some money to the ancients, so they could get lawyers and end the war
what if you could level stats on invoker
what if you could buy a fountain and place it in the enemy fountain
what if veno ult spread from enemies getting close to each other
what if you could go back
Does wanting to fuck a trap make you gay?
>>143825771
Yes
Only REAL feminine penises attached to women arent gay. You are gay anon.
rate my terrorblade stats /d2g/
what if lycan ult activated at night at lasted until day
what if everything about CK was 2x as strong but could miss 1/2 the time
mkb would not fix his attacks missing
his spells can miss
his ult missing would mean it doing nothing at all and going on cd
what if morphling had free raindrops
>>143825952
RNG is only fun in small doses
Go over the daily recommended and you're asking for a bad time.
what if morphling could turn into a building
turning into a rax would spawn creeps
what if morphling had fountain regen and was invisible and invulnerable in the river
what if dwarven siege tank was finally released in dota?
what if you could buy temporary megacreeps
what if heroes could breed with each other and spawn new heroes 10 mins later
breeding will take 30s each time
you could stack babies
>43 IDs
JUST
what if pit lord was op on release to help sell its arcana
>>143826303
What if it was renamed Gnomish Siege Tank because Gnokes made the design and not dwarves
what if terrorblade could sunder the ancient
what if all meepos had full inventory access
