Sunny Sunday Edition
Itt we:
>discuss mass effect
>argue about mass effect
>shit on quarians
>don't cure the genophage
>shit on "fem"shep
>adore jack,liara,miri
>forget to bump this thread
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previously on MEG >>143406215
liara beste waifu
>Stop regularly posting
>/meg/ now regularly dies
Feels good tbqh, man.
>>143744571
maybe you should start posting those comics again if you don't mind
>>143744393
Stop slutifying my girl!
>>143746070
That's a pretty deep camel toe
>>143748721
looks like sur'kesh
Why is she such a bullshitter?
>>143750436
no one has grinded her for years, of course she'll be cranky
>>143744571
topkek
best part wwas when /meg/ and /dag/ merged and the tripfags had to find refuge in infinity chan
>dying
>>143752070
is there a lightning mod?
I want my maleshep to look like her
>>143748721
why is there smoke and fire in the background, do they make vacation in somalia?
>>143752502
>twisting facts to his liking
we didn't HAVE to, we just did because we refused to accept that merger.
>>143752563
it's lense flare
>>143752512
>I want my maleshep to look like her
>>143752582
/meg/ threads got deleted and you got really nervous xD
OCD wanted to leave /meg/ forever because he didnt want to deal with the dagfags, just like a stubborn kid.
good times
>>143752745
>xD
won't even read the rest
every waifu excepttali and ME1 liarais shit
ashley looks like silicon
blueberry in 2 and 3 is a psychotic bitch
jack is even MORE of a psychotic bitch
miranda isn't that psychotic but she makes up for it by being the biggest bitch
i'd rather have a shy scientist or a gypsy with damn good thighs than a gigantic bitch tbqh f a m i l i a
>>143752745
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>>143753161
pls upboat thx :3
>>143753126
>blueberry in 2 and 3 is a psychotic bitch
w-why would you say that?
she is the most pure and innocent person and her loving aura is the only reason I really want to kick the Reapers ass so I can finally bang her in peace.
>>143753161
>>143753238
that's going straight to 9GAG foams!
>>143754183
>any asari
>pure and innocent
they're nothing but cocksleeves
>>143754308
NO LIARA IS NOT
>>143754413
Liara has a penis m8, sorry to break it to ya but it's true.
>>143756624
Her dick is the cocksleeve.
>>143756824
Can asari flex the MT to strengthen its deliberate contractions?
>>143758258
Yes. Through exercise an asari can strengthen her internal muscles.
But it takes time to build up significant gains. Some use growth hormones, but that may lead to excessive growth which ruins the graceful smoothness of the MT, and make it resemble the handless arm of a bodybuilder. Krogan like the excessive strength though, as tearing off their disposable phallus is immensely pleasurable to male krogan.
>>143759036
Probably many asari find krogan much more receptive to long term bondmatehood when she proves capable of repeatedly and easily removing his dick.
>>143759036
Futafags have ruined everything
>>143760984
They'll ruin you. ;)
>>143760414
Of course.
And thanks to the ample supply of food in most asari households, their pencil dicks grow back swiftly.
/dag/ pls leave
>>143765119
hey there friend, I see you dont own the deviantart femshep prime account.
Here is the premium picture with the unblurred femshep, please consider upgrading your account. this one is for free ;^)
Good day.
>>143765676
Terrible.
>>143767535
She looks a little malnourished there.
>>143767657
An overly realistic approach, I think.
>>143769230
page nein
http://xanatoast.deviantart.com/art/Emergency-Expulsion-Port-570648803?q=gallery%3AXanaToast%2F53381106&qo=27
>deviantart.
Mass Effect 2 as Adept in Hardcore. Much fun.
Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to make shields/armor/barrier completely resistant to biotics?
>>143773271
biowEAre labs
Space babes?
Thin and tall space babes from low gravity colony worlds?
Stocky little space babes from the lush valleys of a high gravity colony world?
>>143776384
stocky high-g ones would probably used to being plowed hard and would be very dangerous in bed while the low-g ones would be very delicate (which wouldn't stop me)
>>143776384
thin and tall, yes, but as long as they're not taller than me
what are you doing meg?
>>143776384
Yes, please.
>>143782187
A few HotS matches
>>143782187
Thinking of playing some more GTA.
>>143782187
Having lunch, browsing around.
>>143782187
Restarting because Adept sucks at Hardcore
>>143782187
watching an Ultma VIII walkthrough. Forgot half of it, must be last millennium since I last played it
>>143785102
are you serious?
>>143782187
Visiting my parents and listening to my little brother who has recently discovered the world of sjws and mras
Ffffffffuck.
>>>8637644
>>143777930
The low G ones are loaded with internal cybernetics, bone strengthening implants and strips of synth muscle to make them live comfortably in 1g conditions. They're quite durable and very flexible.
>>143778052
What's wrong with a tall chick?
>>143785102
just use cheat codes :^)
>>143786176
>What's wrong with a tall chick?
he's probably a manlet
>>143787802
yea, I'm just 1.80m
>>143786196
Damn. Too bad about the recording quality though.
>>143786196
Oh, hell yes.
>>>/gif/8643990
>>143792746
what a strong and independent woman
>>143744158
I always hated that song.
planets in ME are rather empty but I still like them
ALL OF MY YES, MEG. ALL OF THEM.
>>>/gif/8628760
>>143795895
holy shit
>>143795895
>she'll never wiggle around like that for you, before you bang her from behind with the skirt bunched around her waist.
m'lady
>>143782187
just installed stainless teel mod for medieval 2, greatly inproves the game and made the game more interesting and less easy
>>143798274
steel not teel
>>143798274
How smart do you have to be for those total war games?
>>143798696
Not very for vanilla, modded is more difficult but you don't have to a strategic genius.
>>143798696
on vanilla not very, takes some time to get into the game maybe, but if you can entertain yourself with sending a thousand troops to their death and fight it out on the battlefield you should try it
>>143805327
I bet it smells awful, look at their faces
>>143806212
>breast-shaped artificial muscles
>>143806276
The best for truly energetic titjobs.
>>143805327
the original sarlacc pit kinda sucks.
>>143808258
>the CGI abomination is better
I'll cut ya m8
>>143810476
she's a feisty one, i'll give her that
>>143811545
>>143811545
sand in her vagina etc
>>143814721
that's a big hole
>>143815610
for you
>>143817349
makes me wonder how does the thorian anatomy looks like
>>143818580
thorian version of a cloaka at the bottom
night meg, stop dying for a change.
>>143823269
Will try.
Can't die yet.
Nope.
Lazarus project?
>>143831390
What's your favourite class, /meg/ ?
>>143832691
Infiltrator, baby. They never see me coming.
>>143832691
engineer is the most fun to play and has best power set imo
>>143832691
Adept
>>143832691
Infiltrator because of sniping closely followed by Sentinel because Batman in Space
>>143832691
in me3 it's a toss up between engineer and vanguard
I'm gonna miss Legion.
>>143836180
what mod are you using fore that femshep
>>143836484
I dunno, I just pulled it off Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpLT_yb_YEA
Alive.
Are there seriously people who didn't chose to let Ashley die when 1 first came out?
>>143841865
I was already well into her romance thing by the time I picked up Liara, and I thought Kaiden was pretty boring anyway so I left him behind.
>>143843837
I'd love to see something like a giant aircraft carrier floating around in space.
>>143844006
>carrier
with humanity's inspired ingenuity, and a little luck, we may
>>143841865
yep, loads of people
Just a reminder, if you saved Ashley, the only reason you could do that for was tits and ass. You are a disgrace to your uniform.
>>143832691
adept
>>143854374
good morning WG <3
>>143832691
infiltrator or vanga, can't decide
>>143843869
This is pretty good. Arms are a bit too muscular for Jack. She suffers from the same noodle arm disease that most women in the ME universe seem to suffer. Also, lack of tumblr nose. Although the artist seems to compensate for that by giving her a little scar, unless that's supposed to be a shadow. Either way good work.
I was thinking of retiring my used, beat up retail copy of the Saboteur and buying a digital one. But the company is defunct and all the money would be going to EA. Plus, it's not on steam or gog. So I guess it's an origin exclusive at this point. I'm not installing EA's malware on my PC. So I torrented it.
>>143858239
good for you
>>143859181
I was hoping to rouse some EA apologists and have them tell me how Steam is much worse and intrusive from Origin, to be honest. Guess nobody here likes EA.
>>143857821
Nobody cares because it is a horrible game.
>>143832691
Sentinel or infiltrator.
>>143846436
>Wanting Carth 2.0 around
What is it with Bioware and human males? With human female squadmates they can default to hardassed bitch, but human male squadmates with no gimmck ir anything exotic about them, the writers are clueless.
>>143836484
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/229/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fmasseffect3%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D229%26preview%3D&pUp=1
it replaces both ME3 and 2 standard femshep, you're welcome
>>143859646
It doesn't matter. Higher on the chain of command, and biotics are far more valuable than a soldier, no matter if they are good in combat or not. Plus, you sure as hell won't send a retard to guard a bomb, but to fight in the trenches, as it should be.
>Sorry, I don't plan on posting it.
Well FUCK YOU ELE, I got the facecode and hairmod, Im gonna mke me my own qt femshep asshole fucking faggot
>>143861134
Come on, no one seriously uses default Sheps.
Right?
>>143866184
can you fucking read, it replaces the standard face
have you ever named your shepard with some silly name?
>>143866369
haha no but that would be hilarious
GETH
>>143868394
Outside terminus systems?
>>143868394
the fuck out
>>143870158
>I can see everything.
>I can't see shit.
>>143870158
what the fuck man?
Some pizzerias have pizzas named after regions or cities. What would pizzas named after planets in ME be like?
Pizza Thessia: Ilium shrimpfish and layered strips of vegetables on a moist bed of xenotomato sauce and alien ultra-cheese. (All blue.)The pizza is several years old, and the tasty bits get bigger and bigger with each passing year. Everyone gets a slice.
Pizza Rannoch.
Strips of meat with vegetables and onions served with herbs native to rannoch on top, along with more meat.Geth custodian bots keep one fast food joint on rannoch stocked with a delicious freshly cooked sample. The one slice on the flotilla is moldy, the herbs are dried up and someone ate all the meat. Everyone insists it's just good as new.
Pizza Irune.
Tastes like methane and sulfur. Served in little pressurized vials. Popular drunken dare to eat one, three fatalities from exploding pressure vials so far.
>>143866184
I used default mshep and modded default femshep (face texture change and black hair)
>>143872953
Pizza Kahje:
Salty, stubbornly chewy, has a refined aftertaste.
>The pizza is several years old, and the tasty bits get bigger and bigger with each passing year. Everyone gets a slice.Oh baby!
Uplift the thresher maws
>>143873920
what Pizza Dekuuna would look like ?
>>143875917
Make tuchanka great again
>>143876102
Aren't you Ceberus Stronk
>>143875993
Elephantine, bland and dry.
Drell would taste rare no matter how it was cooked.
I want to sniff femshep's butt
>>143877342
Dont we all.
>>143877342
I want to stab femshep in her butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRyKWF-nuGg
>>143875917
>>143876285
is that leaked footage of yours?
>>143805327
>>143810476
>>143811861
>>143814721
>>143816065
>>143877896
>>143877949
i want to do both in equal measure
i also want to bite it
>>143878139
I never gave them permission to use those shots.
>>143879271
>tfw you'll never sink your teeth in her soft spongy ass-meat.
>She moans and gurgles like she did home in the swamp, delicate tendrils of muscle fat and skin snake around your teeth.
>The moment your mouth leaves her cheek the tendrils knit back together.
>You tear huge chunks of freckled flesh out of her ass, growling as you rip and tear.
>She moans, her mad green eyes stare at nothing as you devour her ass.
>The freckles on her cheeks move, like droplets of moisture on glass.
>You bury your nose in her ass, breathing in her scent, inhaling the frothy foam of blood and rapidly regenerating flesh. The scent and taste invigorate you.
>Her spots run down her face, into her dangling cleavage. Past the N7 tattoo(s) and down into the moist soil.
>Nothing will ever grow there again.
>Your hunger cannot be sated, you pull out your knife, an old rusted blade and you use it to scrape her meat of her bones.
>She just keeps moaning.
>>143880065
i think her ass is vey firm and supple, she is a special forces soldier after all
>>143880065
>>143880394
wait, i just realised that firm and supple are antonyms
i pointed it out myself though so you can't bully me for it
>>143880065
I came
>>143880065
>>She moans, her mad green eyes stare at nothing as you devour her ass.
That I'll like to see in an account about other than ingesting Swampbeast assmeat.
>>143880649
it's ok, anon, we all make mistakes
>>143883046
thanks, and to make things perfectly clear, think femshep has a taut, muscular ass
>you will never leave your teeth marks on her soft but firm ass
feels really bad 2bqh there senpai
>>143880065
>rip and tear
>>143884919
>tfw you will never tip her 20 credits on galacturbate
What should I get Thanemancer for their birhtday
just saw this on /v/ and had to think of you
>>143889043
Green alien dildo
>>143889043
>>143889325
That was for valentines day. That and a plush frog
>>143889043
Mass Effect 3 N7 Collectors Edition Deluxe
making an arrangement
>>143889289
That's a cute momma.
>its a tripfags posting about private stuff episode
>>143887707
I wonder how doomguy would fare against the reapers.
Oh who am I kidding, it'd be a bloodbath. Harbinger would have to rename himself as run-away-in-horror--bringer
>>143890326
Serious Sam > Doomguy
>>143890701
Bitch please.
>>143889043
I want makeup
>>143889325
Tempting
>>143889597
Also very tempting
>>143891975
>I want makeup
you won't be hable to hide your STT with that
How about that Mass Effect, huh?
>>143893219
>>143893418
Dancing with waifu in a club?
>>143893645
>>143893219
werx is overrated
>>143893645
but I'm a terrible dancer
>>143894096
You're not a waifu.
What other aliens would make good skinsuits?
>>143894096
So's Shepard
>>143894475
asari
>>143894475
BT
>>143894475
Yahg.
doing my best
>>143898959
All we can ask for.
>you will never follow Femshep in a Holy Crusade against the BT hordes
is there even one part in life that doesnt suck?
>>143902110
>is there even one part in life that doesnt suck?
at least you are finally honest
hello?
>>143907026
We're sleeping.
Femshep is such a cute femtur
i want her to rake her talons over my cock just deep enough to avoid drawing blood
>>143907026
What? WHAT?
>and then he said I'm a cute femtur
>>143909673
>he
indeed
>>143909673
but she is! the very cutest!
Which planet has the comfiest summer nights?
>>143911258
>all planets have just 1 timezone and 1 climate zone
earth
>>143911258
Chasca
>>143911258
Preying Mouth
>>143911258
Tungel
Do you think commander shepard shaves his or her pubes? Will pubes be fashionable in the 2180s?
I bet the 2180s will be like the 1980s where everyone is sporting a big bush
>>143918849
unshaved, 80s style will return cause it's sci fi and stuff.The better question is if mshep is circumcised
>>143918849
Sheploo already waxes his chest, so I assume he's completely hairless.
>>143919227
>yfw in the grimdark future of the 22nd century, male circumcision has become mandatory in every country
>>143919452
well people waxed their chest in the 1980s too but everyone had pubes
>>143919452
circumcision is becoming less common because people are starting to realise that it's bullshit
>>143919718
>well people waxed their chest in the 1980s too but everyone had pubes
underrated 80s pearl by the developers that we never noticed?
>computer freezes
>go to bed
>wake up
>restart computer
>meg still alive
Praise lurker.
>>143924183
Lurker's designs come together yet again
Kasumi is ___?
>>143926569
a coalburner
>>143926569
Anime.
>>143926569
a fucking jap slut
>>143929606
fucking a jap slut
>>143932240
YES, PLEASE.
>>143932338
PLEASE, YES.
>>143932240
ding ding ding
night meg
>>143932240
a competitor in the field of cat burglary?
>>143938545
Yes, quite
For a moment there I thought we were on autosage
>>143944321
just a bit ded
d
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shepard has a nicer ass than miranda
there's no subtlety to miranda's suit, she just has a wedgie
>>143954863
Male or female?
>>143955261
both, really
>>143955280
at the same time
>>143954863
>>143955280
shepard has the same ass as every other human npc
