>Marathons
Midwest Speedfest:
- June 3rd - June 5th
- Minneapolis, MN
- speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
SGDQ:
- July 3rd - 10th
- Minneapolis, MN
- gamesdonequick.com
-ESA:
- July 23rd - 31st
- Växjö, Sweden
- speedrun.com/esa2016
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net
>News:
NASA VODs will be uploaded to Youtube soon, they're in better quality than the shit that was streamed.
Midwest Speedfest Schedule is up, isn't actually cancelled: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vXcEk_K5FZBRA45uJpKNYeCqcI-498qAZ8tz6MQFuf8/edit#gid=511912369
SGDQ Schedule is up: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
based OP with the delicious brown
gross
Reminder your "gender transition" doesn't mean shit if it isn't official.
>>143635328
puhuhuhu~
>>143635660
https://a.pomf.cat/tgqsua.webm
This thread is dedicated to all the transgirls of speedrunning
>>143635768
Underrated post
Reminder to not donate your money to streamers if you know you have to pay rent
>>143636496
dumb bitch lmao
When was the last time you went to speedrunslive.com?
>>143636793
november of 2014
Get the FUCK out of /owg/ you autistic manchildren. Stay. OUT.
>>143640375
this is such a y_ post
Imagine a hot blck woman giving NKR a lap dance while he pretends not to enjoy it and when he creams his corn over the slight contact he tries to cover it up with an embarrassed look on his face while spouting 'b-build a wall!'
>>143640687
Imagine thinking that they are suddenly not hot when it's the shape we are attracted to and not the colour, and their shape is always far more impressive than flat white women.
>I got the first 1:16 in SMS Any%
Why would you list something like this?
I do so much research
meows just back stabbed me what is UP with that
>>143643527
He's a backstabbing cunt that's why he thinks everyone in the world is out to get him.
is it true that wally's started transitioning?
Where is Shunpuk The Man?
>>143645216
why are there so many mentally ill men in this general?
Hues are playing games fast.
.tv/braziliansagainsttime
>>143634520
hey /srg/,
did you guys not know about the speedrun contest indivisible had or did you guys just not like the game?
just asking because I was wondering why was there like 3 competitors for a FREE ps4/xbone
>>143649591
speedrunning not memerunning thank you
>I got the first 1:33 in SMS Any%
Wow, Chibi laying the smackdown on BounceyBitch.
Trihex's stream profile makes no mention of speedrunning or even the MHC
D-Damn...
>>143650619
he aint do dat no mo
>>143635660
Lmao Go1den u r a lege
>>143640534
>woman
We all know that's not what robert really wants
>>143649591
>debug menu
>Looking through the twitch archives from NASA
>Cannot find Axiom Verge
What the actual fuck? Did you faggots fuck something up and forget to record it or did it just not get run? If not, why?
>>143652850
Dude didnt show up to the event
>>143640534
holy fuck this projection
>>143640806
>race = colour
it's 2016 dumbass
>>143653831
No one here speedruns and if the old runners did come back just for that, they would be shit and sloppy and put on a poor show, and it would also be a game they've submitted like 4 times before.
>>143653831
i want to hold her hand
>>143635768
WHAT ARE THOSE
>>143655025
shoes
>>143652850
Is that the trip to japan memegame?
post cronilewd
>>143657382
how much to hire you to commentate porn
any cute honies in this itt please hmu
>>143657871
Nkr is one of the biggest poofs in Manchester
Why havent I gotten around to watching Naegleria get shaved until now? This is amusing.
>>143657382
why does he do that with his hair
and that fucking nose...
>>143658163
say hi to missy's boybutt for me thanks
Who is the Dean Ambrose of speedrunning
>>143658163
And the absolute shitshow of a run.
>>143658607
Hmm? Speaking of, are there pics hidden somewhere?
Rise up Europeans
Fight White genocide
>>143660284
we deserve it
t b h
>>143660284
nkr wakes up: the post
Whites deserve to be the minority
whatever happened to goeff
>>143660284
you're contributing by not getting laid.
>>143660069
ye
look up sofie from frank's tgirl world
>>143660714
The craters must have consumed his face entirely.
>SpeedrunsLive
>is actually dead
I am suing these liars for false advertisement as I type this.
>>143660570
anti-White
>>143661019
Not even close.
sm64 is so overdone lol
*runs unoptimized trash game with no runners*
wr
im so good at video games dang
>>143661658
F U N ! What do you speedrun? Why do you try and put down others for having fun?
Is Spyro a fun first game? I'm due to replay it and figure why not learn basics for the hell of it.
>>143661884
if you are having fun while speedrunning you're probably shit
>>143661921
yes
>>143661921
Spyro 1 is a great speedgame. I dunno much about the sequels, but they seem less good.
>>143661921
>first game
what do you mean by this, there are no "first games" in speedrunning, you literally just play what you enjoy running
ill never understand people that think theres some hidden tier system in the games they should run, like they should be working up to something
>>143662112
Lots of games have aspects that make running them just unfun.
>>143661951
Imagine being an elitist about shitty 20 year old games noone cares about.
Imagine thinking it's at all impressive to get a world record in a game with 1000 competitors in the entire history of the game.
Imagine speedrunning for any reason other than having fun.
>>143662224
ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume english isnt your first language, games being unfun has literally nothing to do with the point i was making
remember when pvtcb tried to say sm64 was unoptimized and the runners put no effort in? lol
>>143662428
imagine being so irredeemably bad at playing video games that you dismiss any notion of competition
imagine playing a game over and over again, practicing, getting all your strats from others, and even after all that, still being shit at the game
>>143662674
Imagine thinking any speedrunner is good at video games.
>>143662476
The point you were making was irrelevant because you misunderstand why people ask. They just dont wart to start with something (and invest a bunch of time into it) that turns out to suck and turn them off to the idea.
It's like bitching about people asking whether games are good casually and telling them to just fucking play it.
>>143662661
which is funny because his main speedgame is using strats slower than tech found several years ago
>>143662661
pvtcb is obviously a little developmentally challenged. he has the typical retarded person look to him.
i heard pvtcb is hung like a horse
tHeғeᴀR
>>143663220
What did he mean by this?
nasa source vods when
>>143635328
chihiro is a cutie
listen if you dont like narci's stream don't watch simple as that
>>143663387
If you don't respect nature and our traditions, get the FUCK out of my country.
>>143663387
If you don't respect nature and our traditions, get the FUCK out of my thread.
Reminder that whites fucked everything up and deserve a genocide
>>143663491
>>143663573
nice nkr, now if only toothbrushing was an english tradition i could get behind this
>>143663387
nope yall started it and now you have to deal with the terrible shitposting
>>143663310
The fear upon realising that he has let down his people by falling for marxist gender tyranny and has willingly sterilised himself, ending his bloodline and thousands of years of heritage
>>143663597
Shitskins deserve white genocide, trying to uplift them with white technology was a terrible idea.
I don't understand. This isn't /pol/, why are you posting this irrelevant, off topic bullshit in the speedrunning thread? Am I missing something?
>>143664412
Nobody who posts here regularly is a speedrunner.
>>143664412
>speedrunning
check the OP, this thread is for streamers.
>>143664412
Get exposed you little bitch
>>143664412
this thread has never been about speedrunning. even back when it first started, it was mostly people gossiping, circlejerking, tripfagging, and shit talking actual speedrunners.
if you wanna talk about speedrunning go to /vr/ or reddit.
>>143664830
No, you fuck off. You are the one posting off topic shit, off you go.
>>143664830
t. Voter
>>143664412
>>143664945
>>143664945
Get out of here anti-White
Calm down bernouts, I know your candidate is losing badly but you don't have to lash out here...
>>143664830
>/vr/
I agreed with you until you said this.
/vr/ might even hate speedrunning more than /v/.
>>143664412
We must prevent the white genocide my white brother !!!!!!!?
>>143664830
speedrunning thread is already dead on /vr/
admit it this place is top of the pops my boy
>>143664830
>this thread was..
everytime
>shenmue duck racing during setups on the hayai kawaii marathon
this is brilliant.
yo p with your profile?
hi slayer can you please do the fc3 commentary? look you haven't even run it that much + it was probably actually fun to you because all these cool people came into your chat circle jerking, and you just pretend that you hate it. Start running it again, not getting a sub 4 will at some point destroy you :/
>>143666826
fuck off
>>143666826
He already destroyed himself lmaoooooo
i would destroy slayer if you know what i mean ;3
>>143664830
that /vr/ thread was like reading kotaku comments lad
>>143666826
>all these cool people
L O M A
unreal levels of delusion
>>143667256
Degenerates out of this thread
>fw no snuggy Adam PSO stream
monkeyxbrain
Can I get a list of comfiest slayer games so I know when to tune in.
StopxWhiteGenocide
Hey speedfriends. I just lost my WR. You know what that means.
ive got a new speedgame, should i stream a run of it
>>143668189
monster hunter
>>143668404
hand pain?
>>143668404
carpé diem
>>143668404
>SMTWTFS
what did he mean by this?
>>143669109
Sunday monday tuesday windmill tyrannosaurus fuckface saturday
>>143668404
Those spironolactone (testosterone suppressant) pills are small. Cosmo probably isn't taking a full dosage of HRT.
>>143668404
he used to be a chill guy, now she's a fucking weirdo
>>143669631
>calling him she
Someone wants a bad time.
>>143669631
>never had a wet dream
freak
this fucking guy
>>143669631
A sign of fucked up libido, probably hasn't whacked off in weeks....
>>143669703
>spironolactone
idk how the fuck I should call him, i'm not even against this transgender fad, I don't fucking care, but it's obvious it all start with some other issues
>>143669631
Haha not a real tranny
@narcissawright girls don't have wet dreams cosmeme
>>143669978
Then get out of here you little nihilist marxist apologist bitch boy
>>143669978
There's no excuse for insisting that people call you by the wrong pronouns other than wanting attention. That's what this whole thing is. After all, gender is a biological constant. If you want to dress up like a girl because you don't care what people think then I'm all for it, but if you're actually going to fool yourself into thinking you ARE a girl and cry when people don't comply, then you obviously DO care massively what people think, and, in most cases, they're just doing it for an excuse to get argumentative when people do that. This is why you shouldn't support them.
>>143669978
>I don't fucking care but I'm playing into his delusion
cuck boy
>>143669631
Cosmo disgusts me and I'm trans myself. I don't know how people can support this degenerate of degenerates.
>>143670872
i honestly feel bad for actual trans people that have to deal with cosmo basically making of mockery of their mental condition. he really likes to instill the stereotype that trans people are just perverts who like to jack off in thigh highs.
dont ever leave me, headcrab
>>143670872
A bullet in the head of every tranny.
>>143670872
Get out of here you pathetic embarassment. YOU are the degenerate
>>143671494
A bullet in the head of every white
>>143671095
you're thinking of cyberdemon
>>143671808
and cosmo
how do you go from this
>>143672684
to this
>>143672684
to THIS
>>143672806
jej
>>143672890
holy fuck you just got owned you little bitch
Someone post the Gunnermaniac webm. You know which one.
>>143671667
You first anti-Whtie
>>143673693
Our boychibsis streaming
quick update: nothing would make me happier than spending an absurd amount of money for kungfufruitcup to hit me up right now
>>143675419
she's already rich. daddy will give her anything she wants.
>>143675419
I would be totally fine with her sliding in my DMs family
>>143675558
did i fucking stutter
i will pay out the nose for kungfufruitcup to hit me up right this second
>>143675834
Can we place bets on how long it takes her to get fat?
>>143676228
She seems like the type of gamer slut that actually takes care of her body.
>>143676347
Post pic of her current body
>>143674932
Answer
>>143675834
Reminder
If you go for Kungfucupcake over Croni you are a faggot.
>>143677469
>kffc pb'd less than a week ago
>croni hasn't touched a video game in months
>>143635768
>>143655025
work shoes so your feet dont go to shit
neets wouldnt know
>>143678310
Thanks for the late response!
list some pet peeves
>kmac and cara both online
>both zelda rando
>people pronouncing ohon as "oh-hone"
>thefinalsplit taking a week off
>SGDQ schedule
>narcissa still alive despite crippling depression every other day
>>143677715
croni is a minecraft geek
>>143678472
>a girl who speedgames, takes care of herself, and makes a living capitalizing off lonely autists
vs
>a minecraft playing, trump loving suicidal tranny
yeah i'm gonna go with kffc on this one
>>143678776
you're going to feel the burn soon enough faggot
>>143678453
>all and only White countries flooded with millions of non-Whites and force assimilated until White people are a minority in their homelands
>>143678776
>a girl who speedgames
>kffc
cuck
>>143678776
kffc dropped Spyro after like 2 runs. She couldn't handle a competitive game, so she went back to spamming double fire in a game that's even weak by hold right and jump standards.
I'd still pump my semen into her if she wanted me to.
>>143679338
shut the fuck up
>>143679562
Wow!
>>143679897
that's right bitch nothing to fucking say
cumcrab cumcrab cumcrab them boys up to something
>>143680042
ya got me!
>>143680201
it's okay *kisses u on the forehead* i still love you
what a fine day
for speedrunning!
zionistxmonkey
i've been called out, cuckolded, castrated, but I survived
>>143680323
you're gay
nkr and croni are based.
>>143681304
fucking right i am
>>143681472
no wonder you like kfc more than croni
>>143652921
late response, he did show up for the event but had to leave early due to illness and no one on tech was told about it, so cyberdemon did doom scythe and it in fact helped us catch up on schedule anyway
I am gay, even though I have never touched a woman or a man and only interact with other males on the internet of whom I only know by their anime girl avatars, all of which also claim to be gay.
>>143681402
fucking right i am
>>143681798
its not gay if its anime
I'm gay but I used to hookup with guys all the time thru grindr
Dude rip mscad
>>143681798
that used to be true to be desu but i've been going to clubs and parties recently and have actually been hooking up with dudes
gay guys have no standards lmoa
why does runnerguy prefer to look like pinnocchio's father?
>>143682405
no shit
>>143682586
turn around please god
http://www.strawpoll.me/10328730
when the artist telling u to hold still but the soylent ht u
>>143684801
delete this
>Speedrunning Event LIVE for charity like GDQ at Brazil RIGHT NOW!!
>>143634520
please tell me this is a shemale
>>143686486
no it's diamond jackson
>>143684801
>>143684618
reminder goose joined the croni ticket
>>143686945
holy shit
>>143686945
>it's real
Wew
>>143686945
THE FEAR
>>143686945
Cosmo just needs to hurry up and kill himself so this thread can go back to talking about speedrunning like the big NES relay race going on now.
>>143687623
>relay race
>girl
How do I announce I'm transgender if you all only know me as anonymous?
He's about to disappear
>>143687802
>>143687890
>>143686945
>>143686945
The fear that the more someone knows your heart the more you will drive them away is so frighteningly visceral.
How hard it is to be real.
Anyone else just want to see how embarassingly disgusting these pathetic "she/her" tranny nutters that encourage cosmo look irl?
>>143687890
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE
Can you guys stop posting about Narcissa? She doesn't even speedrun anymore.
>>143688275
they look like this
>>143688638
>she
stfu fucktard
>>143688638
>SHE
>>143688862thicc
>>143688862
Remember that autistic emo kid in your class at school? Now imagine you have 10x as many in the class. That's the millenial generation
>m1 deleted his bullyrun
what a gay
>>143688452
>It's a reaper play of the game webisode
beanie SUCKS at ow!!!
>>143689904
dang...i really enjoyed that furry's comments
>>143690507
Hey cry about it
>>143689904
why...
>>143689904
Wow, he became based again for about an hour and then fucked it up again.
>>143690850
headcrab give me a kiss
>>143690507
>>143690850
headcrap what goes through your mind to make you think posting about your e-gf in the speedrunning general is okay?
like are you trying to humble brag because you finally got a gf or what?
>>143691029
bene isnt my gf shes just bad at overwatch
>>143690850
Who are you quoting
>HayaiKawaii3 is live
>no anime girl to make fun of this time
What a waste.
>>143689218
tfw a millennial
