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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
nth for you are not a girl
>seven memes early
>Friday night
Post /tf2g/ charts NOW
http://goo.
gl/forms/073aHLs7TULX0yfj2
fill this out if you haven't
>>143608363
i fucking did put me on the chart faggot
OOOOOOHOOOOOOOHH
>>143608363
No, why would I give you more information that you can use to datamine? Reminder that Videogames uses all this information to datamine this entire general. (remember when he asked locations, ages, computer specs, favorite food, etc.)
>>143608891
>le evil booegeyman
if videogames is a shitter i will dare him to find me at my home so i can kick his ass
Unboxed a (burning flames) unusual Salty Dog.
Smug is not the word. It's something else.
>>143609115
Maybe it will fill the void in your personality.
>>143608891
videogames is a cool guy with an onahole taped to his desk that he fucks while fragging
how do i stay unaffected from mumble shittalk ?
does my tf2gfu hate me
>>143608190
good topic my friend
im very intimidated by people in mumble
what if my english is shameful
what if i dont understand a word or two
what if they pick on me
God among us
>>143608190
yo, what does everyone Main here? I'm a heavy, I like to pocket medic and pyro (although he's trash now)
>>143610257
i main soldier (pocket)
it's fun
>>143610257
>maining a class
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BasedViva
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thesaucey
http://steamcommunity.com/id/chipublib/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ryuke
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nonon_jakuzure_
http://steamcommunity.com/id/epicgirl1998
http://steamcommunity.com/id/26dollar
http://steamcommunity.com/id/superNEAT
http://steamcommunity.com/id/chromeisbestmetal
http://steamcommunity.com/id/basketballin
http://steamcommunity.com/id/liltiptop
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ophemancer
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ohthecasino
http://steamcommunity.com/id/motions_of_ordinary_life
http://steamcommunity.com/id/EngIo
http://steamcommunity.com/id/geel9
http://steamcommunity.com/id/CodyAsterisk
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shortstopbaddie
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dispellado
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Drawings
http://steamcommunity.com/id/D310S
http://steamcommunity.com/id/flurryheart
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MagicalMaximilian
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Q-Jo
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Blacky_chan
http://steamcommunity.com/id/690061
http://steamcommunity.com/id/viridine
http://steamcommunity.com/id/aidabutt
http://steamcommunity.com/id/videogamesvideogames
http://steamcommunity.com/id/PintoDog
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ry4ntk
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cn_
http://steamcommunity.com/id/yuunu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shucke
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Owlspeak
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fsidu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/plur
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vibri94
http://steamcommunity.com/id/haflef
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rendoski
http://steamcommunity.com/id/xenosxt
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Differentesque
http://steamcommunity.com/id/XionxanG
http://steamcommunity.com/id/qnqnx
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Yellowquiet
http://steamcommunity.com/id/wwxxz
http://steamcommunity.com/id/prayin_2_sanic_4_da_speed_i_need
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sopsisops
http://steamcommunity.com/id/matchstickman
http://steamcommunity.com/id/qror
>>143610372
>maining the most crutch class and style of it is fun
s.m.h, go back to pubstompin
>>143609212
It'll fill the hole in my wallet if that's anything close
>>143610435
still never on these lists
>>143610257
medic and roamer/demo
>>143609863
>god
explain THIS
>>143610435
i don't think i shitpost enough to get on here
thoughts?
So people, I want to invest in an unusual just for the sake of it, and I know this is kinda of begging to be baited by jews, but... I'm in that middle ground of "Yeah I can waste money but... can it not be everything?" kinda of deal.
What are some passable, middle-man unusuals that won't make me look like a pleb?
>>143610748
>invest in an unusual
this is a horrible idea you can only lose money
if you really want to, go on the workshop and look for something that's about to go all-class
>>143610435
you should order this alphabetically so people know where to look for themselves
>>143610723
ok I guess/10
>>143610748
an effect you like on a hat you like for a class you like
don't worry what other people think about it
personally I think team logo is the best valued effect
>>143610723
I'm so bad at killing demoknights....
>>143610748
are you looking for a certain effect? just go with anything you like. tradefags kind of died after valve implemented trade holds. just pick what you think looks cool. although I'd avoid steaming/nutsandbolts/bubbling/massed flies because they simply aren't visible enough to be worth your money, and don't add aesthetic to any loadout.
>>143610435
THE MOST AUTISTIC PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
>>143610908
I didn't really mean with investing in the sense of making money. Sorry, I guess I worded that poorly.
>>143611004
ooooh, sorry there leafy
>>143611004
some of them are cool, but a lot of them are extreme autismos. (it takes a certain amount of retardation to become known enough on here for someone to put you on a list or chart)
my tf2gfu is cool
>>143610435
i will never be on the list
i want to die
>>143608359
>>143608359
>>143611087
if that's the case go for whatever you prefer
typically it's better to pick out a nice hat with an okay effect than it is to get a good effect on a shitty hat
I usually try to go for hats I'd wear even they didn't have an unusual effect on them, then to get a low-tier but noticeable effect with it.
It's ur boy
Posting from Greece and very drunk
Has overwatch killed us yet
Also s/o to half left and Noone else
>>143608359
>>143610435
>GOOD TF2GS
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thesaucey
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Drawings
http://steamcommunity.com/id/EngIo
http://steamcommunity.com/id/CodyAsterisk
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shortstopbaddie
http://steamcommunity.com/id/prayin_2_sanic_4_da_speed_i_need
http://steamcommunity.com/id/qror
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dispellado
http://steamcommunity.com/id/chromeisbestmetal
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MagicalMaximilian
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cn_
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sopsisops
>BAD TF2GS
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BasedViva
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ryuke
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nonon_jakuzure_
http://steamcommunity.com/id/epicgirl1998
http://steamcommunity.com/id/26dollar
http://steamcommunity.com/id/superNEAT
http://steamcommunity.com/id/XionxanG
http://steamcommunity.com/id/videogamesvideogames
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shucke
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Blacky_chan
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fsidu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Owlspeak
http://steamcommunity.com/id/haflef
>LITERALLY WHO
everyone else
>>143611754
/!\edit/!\
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/ryuke
>GOOD TF2GS
>>143608359
Fucking schedule got me so fucked, I keep forgetting it's Friday today
>>143611754
mfw i CRY
>>143611892
fuck you ryuke
Do (you) find yourself quoting TF2 characters IRL?
>>143611754
i-im not a who...
>>143610748
Any effect not in Regret or Fecal is worth wearing, but really it depends on the hat as to whether or not you look plebtastic.
You mostly want to stay away from robo-hats, but a couple of them work well in sets. If your unusual and the rest of your gear mesh you're already ahead of the game. If the hat you buy is paintable it's easier to colormatch it into a set.
>>143612090
That wasn't me, but thanks.
>>143611417
>wireless mouse
>meme sniper loadout
>le crate XD
>tumblr shows
>sea food
>tumblr road
>word mini gun skin
>aesthetics reddit
wow kys any time
>>143611417
>porn
>anything
so you're admitting you're into child pornography, zoophilia and necrophilia?
pretty fucked up to be honest
>2016
>You still get pushed around by airblasts, explosions, and sentries when you've drank Bonk
>you will NEVER be this good at drawing
http://imgur.com/a/VAexi
>>143612518
>eerie orb fire, flaming lantern, cauldron fucking bubbles in regret
kys mm
>>143613087
That's 95% of the fun in bonk though and would be very jarring if you didn't
hullo tf2g :3
hullo
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>143613193
>Your Mother and Father in regret for having a degenerate NEET for a son
Get a job, my man
>>143613586
Not even
am i
>>143613559
:3! how are chu
whats ur favorite game engin?
i think i really liek the quake 3 engine bcuz a lot of cool games are made on q3 engine and its really good and optimizedd
but source engine is kinda cool too i guess,very modular
>viva brags about having a job that gets him easy money
>gets jealous of anyone who does less work but is just as well-off as he is
lol
>>143613087
>Superman impervious to bullets
>Still blown about
>>143613193
The only first-gen Halloween effect that's any good is c.moon. Gen two fully surpassed it.
Orbiting effects are usually trash, lantern's a barely different version of o.fire, eerie isn't noticeable enough to be cool. C.bubbles: I'm better than bubbles guise! You're a baseball glove, get in the truck.
>>143613924
Doesn't get me jealous, it gets me sad and disappointed, I'm trying to save their lives from degeneracy and looking out for them so maybe they can be as happy or blessed as I am
>>143613919
dude GoldSrc is the best game engine
just think of all the games that came from there? CS, Gunman Chronicles, Half Life.... and the incredible list of modifications for half life and cs themselves is so vast
>>143613586
>that
>thick
fuck off magic max
can someone bring me up to speed on the phorophor drama
>>143614186
that's not me
do you seriously think i don't know thicc from not thicc
>>143614252
You don't, cause she ain't thick
Mei. Hot damn, she's thick
>>143613919
theres only like 2 people here old enough to know what the words "game engine" or "quake 3" mean
Any of you guys know the proper SoX settings for converting shit to wavs for HLDJ? I'm currently using:
> sox INFILE.mp3 -t raw -c 1 -r 11025 -b 16 -esigned-integer -B OUTFILE.wav rate -v 16k bass -1 silence 1 0.1 0.1% reverse silence 1 0.1 0.1% reverse norm
This was based on looking at the HLDJ sourcecode, but it's such a fucking mess that I can't tell, and all I get is static when I turn it on.
>>143614073
>save them from enjoying their life by trying to trick them into being as miserable as you are
yeah you're jealous
>>143614321
nigger everyone knows what those words mean
>>143614416
>nigger
>>>/b/
>>143614373
Except I'm not miserable
You sound pretty jealous that you can't be blessed like me, though, since you don't think it's possible for someone to be as happy as I am. Well it's possible
>>143614197
ask a tf.tv shitposter
e.g elliott
ask me
>>143614464
>>nigger
>>>/b/
>>>/tumblr/
>>143614772
ok
human why are you a pile of human garbage and are your parents are ashamed of you
am i a pile
>>143615030
i dont know
sorry
human will you marry me
>>143614307
I was saying that because that demo is not thick.
But youre right, mei is top thicc
are you a 26dollar
>>143613757
i am ok
honestly so many people imitate human that you are probably only talking to the real him 10% of the time
>>143615074
go ask them then
http://www.teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin
epic
mfw my tf2gfu
>>143616649
what does it mean when people have blue usernames on that site
i asked in the irc but no one replied
>>143616781
kys dotsy
>>143611004
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Blacky_chan
http://steamcommunity.com/id/690061
http://steamcommunity.com/id/viridine
http://steamcommunity.com/id/aidabutt
http://steamcommunity.com/id/videogamesvideogames
http://steamcommunity.com/id/PintoDog
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ry4ntk
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cn_
http://steamcommunity.com/id/yuunu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shucke
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Owlspeak
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fsidu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/plur
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vibri94
http://steamcommunity.com/id/haflef
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rendoski
http://steamcommunity.com/id/xenosxt
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Differentesque
http://steamcommunity.com/id/XionxanG
http://steamcommunity.com/id/qnqnx
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Yellowquiet
http://steamcommunity.com/id/wwxxz
http://steamcommunity.com/id/prayin_2_sanic_4_da_speed_i_need
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sopsisops
http://steamcommunity.com/id/matchstickman
http://steamcommunity.com/id/qror
more added
i want to kys my tf2gfu
>>143617252
stilll not on llist
:(
>>143617208
are you ok sops
[in .. voice] everyone who thinks i suck is sops, everyone else loves me, im not a cunt at all lol
>>143617252
i don't know if not being on the list is good or bad
>>143617476
that's a common phrase he says to me so yeah it's not that much of a stretch to assume its him
>>143617252
add me back to that list you fucking shit
>>143617590
>>143617419
kys dotsy
are we doing tf2g lists
http://pastebin.com/S4QZuDX8
>>143617814
I'm fully gross, but no.
dotsy is autistic
>>143618146
^^^
>>143617814
i like half and shoebox more than most other tf2gs so fuck you
>b4nny playing ow
its over
>>143618364
hey dude. thank.
stop bullying dotsy you already made your point that you want him to kill himself
>>143618690
hi dotsy
how do you pronounce ":x"
like what noise do you make in your head whenever you see :x
>>143618795
"kill yourself dotsy you autistic fuck" usually plays in my head when i see it
fuck dotsy
>>143614872
> >>>/tumblr/
>>>/b/
oh
i am not her
whats wrong with dotsy
i thought i was supposed to hate viva
what did dotsy do this time or is he being bullied again
autistic bully
>>143619001
hate both. also hate human/26/kkiripkt
you're supposed to hate both you idiot
>>143619001
You can hate more than one person, ya dumb fuck
Just how I hate bronies, furries, and weeaboos
>>143619125
What if they are all the same person
god FUCKING DAMNIT I NEED TO BE ON ONE OF THOSE STUPID FUXKING LISTS OR IM GOING TO SUICIDE MYSELF
>>143619212
What is your id?
>>143619212
just whore yourself in the irc and eventually you'll be noticed
how do i know if someone hates me
>>143619294
no the point is that i want it to happen without my intervention
>>143619303
THE THING IS I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT AND SOME PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ME BY KNOW WHICH IS WHY I'M UPSET I'M NOT IN THE AUTISM LIST
shoebox is a faggot
reminder that all mods on tf2g are abusers
>>143619378
Ask them
sometimes I wonder what human is like irl
>>143619494
If they hate you then you shouldn't bother with them
Being worried about this will hurt your relationship anyways, so it's best to try to work it out and get past it
>>143619448
dude. thats not nice.
t. me
he's a failure probs
>>143611574
Why is burning flames so valuable if it's the most generic
It's like the Mario of unusual effects
>him
:x
i am me
post your scout or pyro loadout and ill make a funny as h*ck meme out of it
>It's like the Mario of unusual effects
??????
reminder that pottis is a disease and is complete shit
>>143619630
thank you for this picture
>>143619770
>>143619775
It's boring
like how no one ever picks mario or the equivalent character in any game because they are so generic
>>143619770
ok
>tfw you whip up a xavirav :3
>>143619836
I don't think I can improve on this sorry
i made coffee
>>143619836
>there are people ITT who thinks there are worst loadout posters than this guy
>>143619446
are you videogame reference or boxcat? both of you are way too new to be well known
Which is a superior sheen, Mean Green or Agonizing Emerald
>>143619647
that's the most retarded comparison I've ever seen. it's the most generic really expensive effect. "it's like the diamond of jewels" would be a better comparison
>>143620129
neither
fuck it whatever I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT STUPID LIST
>>143619960
were you trying during that game
>>143619945
behold
>>143620221
But it makes no sense. Why would you want orange flames when green flames, for example, are more unusual?
>>143620470
amazing
>>143620590
are you literally retarded? it's complete preference. i like green better desu, but a lot of people might like orange instead?
>>143610435
>geel9
>>143620186
back to >>>/trash/tf2
fucking autist
>>143608190
holy shit i havent played in forever and every server is full of kids
does anyone run the cyber punk map
>>143620186
yes it was me
i dont go to this thread anymore though, just dropping in to say hi :3
>>143620274
idk desu senpaibut you can add me if you want to play sweaty tryhard mge,dotsy
>>143620868
sorry i don't mge
>>143619770
>>143619770
>>143620868
>>143620868
hi iso howss it going you wer always the truest pure and inocent tf2gf high five bro /)
>>143621067
why are you not wearing the ring
did you and your internet bf break up
>>143621163
I don't need to wear the ring on every loadout, do I?
>>143621231
yeah you do, otherwise it means you don't love him anymore
>>143610435
I'm on this list
>>143611754
But I'm on neither of these
>>143621303
Blatantly false
>>143621067
>>143619770
>>143621657
accurately describes vibri
>>143621657
These don't even make sense anymore
>>143621118
(\why do i still remember this tripcode the last time i used it was years ago what has this game done to my mind
>>143621696
ant meat is sexy
>>143619770
>>143622274
o-okay
:x
>>143622349
>//<
>>143621091
cool loadout
>>143622274
>>143622250
damn slow down
>>143622705
thank you
>>143622250
sorry if this seems lazy but i had to
>>143619770
Just decided to Main him.
Post best class.
>>143623031
kek i like it
>>143623271
heavy is literally the worst class
>>143622274
>>143623271
heavy is the class that shit players main and pretend they're good
see: heavy main
>Post best class
ok
>>143623428
gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals should be killed
>>143623662
>anyone who isn't like me should be killed
enjoy being alone your entire life
>>143623636
you not only managed to post the worst class but also a completely disgusting loadout at the same time
congratulations
>>143623271
>maining a non 6s class
>>143623636
>>143619770
hell, why not
>>143623636
>>143623705
thanks its been pretty rad thus far
thank you anonymous poster number 143623742
i'd like to thank reddit, irc and my beautiful waifus
>>143623768
cute
>>143623852
fuck off i said best class
>>143623742
ur trash and retarded
>>143623141
>>143623934
you are not me
>>143623938
???????????????
>>143623998
you are not me
>>143624085
you are not me
>>143624115
you are not me
am i me
Remember to Report VideoGames to the FBI and IRS
>b4nny streaming OW non-stop
Is over
reminder to please come back to irc
(this is a reminder for human)
Whats TF2G drinking/smoking tonight?
>>143624471
water
drink/smoke me
>>143614197
tl;dr 404 got cut from Ronin over a girl. It was either going to be him or Rando, and Rando's been playing with them longer.
>>143624471
water and water
>>143624471
bleach
>>143619770
if you're still doing these, i'd love to get one with my gay ass loadout
>>143623840
70 cigarettes (5 at a time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTqtqwnFtjg
>>143624941
try to not wake up next morning
>>143624859
It's perfect
>>143608359
>>143624054
>>143608359
>>143608359
aintsmart walks among us
am i smart
walk among me
nogger
>>143624842
idk anymore
you have no style
>>143625427
he fucking sucks!
do i i fucking suck
how sad does your life have to be to fill one of those charts and post it? literally nobody cares about any of the shit in it and you know it, is it just being desperate for attention? i really don't get it
dont hover over this spoilertf2gfu
i told you man
>>143625870
who is your tf2gfu?
>>143625738
no he doesnt
>>143625851
Are you upset nobody responded to your chart?
>-<
>Work with lots of old people
>Finally a young coworker gets hired
>We start talking about video games and after talking about overwatch, tf2 comes up
>He says he liked vanilla tf2 but then they added too many items, especially the sandman because stuns don't belong in an fps
why are people so stupid... I don't understand the 'vanilla tf2 was better' meme.
>>143625921
antmeat
>>143625578
yeah, thanks anon!
>>143626080
>talking about video games with other people in public
>>143626002
ant meat is super cute you forgot him on the list