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>Skill Tree Beta Calculator (might be out of date)
http://payday.drakendomain.net/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (think Frank found a new maintainer)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator (going to be out of date):
http://www.pd2skills.com/
>Skilltree Guide (going to be out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (definitely out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>(NEW) Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
Today's Stream VOD
>twitch dot tv/starbreeze/v/68902357
Watch Overkill_Jules talk about how much he doesn't know.
>>143563919
Do these pieces of shit streams get archived? I want to look at something stupid later when I playPokémon.HeartGold
>>143564639
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/vod
>>143564639
>HeartGold
SoulSilver repping my hood. HeartGold is for punk bustas
>>143565486
>is for punk bustas
Why do you think I play Payday then :^)
I'm glad I spent time doing this.
Some highlights from the stream, some info is known already:
- Beta going live next week, with new sentries;
- No safehouse info or dates yet;
- Dozers should be getting buffed, sprint might return;
- Discrepancy between difficulties should be fixed sometime later;
- Overkill tests all updates on Death Wish, but don't play it on stream due to having difficulties talking and playing at the same time;
- Saw is going to become a melee, but not now;
- Camouflage skill in Silent Killer is going to be moved to Tier 2 because it loses its value at Tier 1, new Tier 1 skill is going to be added;
- Moving 2 bags - hard to code, but can be added eventually, Overkill wants it to be real;
- Armour is in perfect position for Overkill right now, they're focusing on nerfing dodge (can't really say the last patch nerfed it though).
- Sharpshooter is the weakest subtree according to Overkill;
- Die Hard Aced will still be for ballistic vests only;
That's all important shit I remember, feel free to fix me / add new info if I fucked up somewhere.
Returning from a long break, What are currently the best weapons?
>>143567859
Thanks, bro.
>>143567859
>Highlights
>Bunch of worthless information.
Real highlights
-Russians invade chat, mods can't ban them and Jules is too stupid to figure out slow mode.
-Overkill employees suck at the game too hard to play on Deathwish but lie and claim they only play it off stream.
-Game designer in charge of the skill tree beta doesn't even know what Shinobi is.
-Managed to fail a heist on Overkill with 4 people.
-Announced they were going to waste time rebalancing normal difficulty for an update you'll have to sit through.
>Almir occasionally appearing on cam furthering the belief that all he does is lie and pose for pictures.
>>143572413
They failed on Death Wish, though, not Overkill. That spam was quite hilarious though.
>>143568752
M308/GL40/Macaroni/Raven
China Lake/Judge/White Streak/Baby Deagle/Fucking honestly ANY pistol that doesn't do 40 damage just pick one
>>143567859
Thanks Anon
14th for Trap sydney is best sydney
New gensec unit when ?
>>143585982
Trap Sydney is canon m8
>moral fag giving out to me for using skin unlocker
>says that devs need to eat too
>Overkill literally gave 2k to a fair use cause that they had no need to get involved in
>>143589049
>People that claim Overkill is a small starving indie dev when their founder is now the CEO of their publisher and they turned a profit on this game before it even left beta.
>>143567859
>- Overkill tests all updates on Death Wish, but don't play it on stream due to having difficulties talking and playing at the same time;
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BULL
SHIT
>>143587671
I don't want a new GenSec unit when our last "new GenSec unit" was a stationary bullet sponge FBI captain.
MEMES
>>143600005
me
me
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>>143587675
Sydney was saying "deck". The cloaker is a fit and confident young man, and as such Sydney invites him over to sit on her deck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw
>>143568752
>>143575098
Anything this guy said basically.
If you're in armor you can't beat an m308 paired with a China lake. M308 can one hit kill with a body shot on most mooks, if you can actually play and get head shots consistently it's ridiculous. You can take out quite a few random cops and a charging cloaker with one mag. You can easily take 3 dozers grouped together with this combo by shooting the ground with the lake, faceshot with the m308, rinse and repeat.
If you need a high concealment build you can walk away with the bronco modded to 30 concealment and a gl40 with the sawn off stock and pirate barrel. It'll put you around 10 detection for your sneaky bastard builds.
And if you like shottys the raven is on point right now, hitting over 100 damage without even trying, and no ammo loss from picking buckshot. 14 shell load up is great because if you miss a headshot it's not a problem, squeeze that trigger again. Loads quickly too. If you don't have sprint and reload you can reload from empty and then just sprint for an instant to break the reload if you need to drop a motherfucker real quick.
Silenced judge with flechettes is all you need for stealth now, add a bow since you only need one gun and it'll keep your detection low.
>>143606296
>If you're in armor you can't beat an m308 paired with a China lake.
GL40 + Bronco.
>>143606670
That's a solid pair up, but the m308/puff beats it out slightly. Puff and m308 has more loaded ammo compared to the bronco and gl40, and both will effectively do the same thing with the same amount of consumed ammo. Having more shots available is valuable, even if it's only needed occasionally. And the m308 can mount a laser scope, so most people will be able to effectively get a head shot. Gl and bronco are still completely viable though they definitely win on any build out that requires lower concealment (so dodge). I run through the same missions with both load outs, and they get the same results, but the puff/308 makes things a tad easier.
I'm fucking disgusted at Overkill, they keep fucking making DLC and trash instead of just making Payday 3 - which is
completely possible if they stopped fucking jewing people.
Like the weapon skins which are a blatant copy and cash-in on CSGO skins.
>>143610797
No one wants Payday 3
>>143610797
I hate how they're putting more effort into making skins than into making guns.
Jiro DLC was like the last time they added a gun that had a semi-decent selection of mods.
>>143610797
>Pointing out that they're jewing everyone.
>Complaining they aren't making a new game to jew you with.
Idiots like you are why they get away with it.
>>143611228
You don't want Payday 3.
>>143610797
They've already got a game planned for next year that's not payday 3. And like the other anon said, no one wants payday 3. Not that no one wants a new payday, but it'll be more disappointment, frustration and empty promises. Everyone would love a ton of new heists, but there's the likelihood we'll get more watchdogs, car shops, meth labs, and over priced dlc where each pack will contain a piece of the perfect build puzzle.
>>143614106
>N-No you're the idiot!!!
Oh fuck off retard.
The fact that they're connected to Steam in anyway means they could use Steam workshop in a new game for every benefit in the world.
>community-made heists
>community-made mods/skins which aren't as retarded
>better management of your actual items instead of shit.net
I mean the ONLY thing they're using steam for is fucking weapon skins.
>>143614769
>Why aren't they jewing me more efficiently? I still have too much money in my wallet with these monthly paid DLC packs and microtransactions.
>>143615013
/pol/ take your pills
>>143614769
You're the retard wanting a Payday 3 for no good reason.
They're making like 5 different shitty games while PD2 funds them all by itself. They can barely do shit for PD2, what makes you think ditching the PD2 system to start over *again* would be in any beneficial to players?
Look at how the game was at launch
>29 planned heists guiz!!!!!!1111!1!1
>only 10 non-dupe heists at launch
and then it took them 2 years to go from "no game" to "DLC Hype Train".
You don't want a repeat of that.
I've been here since beta. *I* don't want a gayday 3 because it will be categorically worse than PD2 is in its current state. All the disappoints from the transition of PD:TH -> PD2 condensed into one dead-on-arrival package.
RESU
FUCKINGREKT
ED
>>143614769
>community-made heists
the only thing I really want they don't have. But it would shoot the DLC cash machine in the head to have nerds with too much time on their hands get the tools to make their own heists.
I mean, I'm sure everyone wants the tools to, say, make a heist modeled on Rainbow Road, then race longfellows to the exit. If you don't win the race, you fall and enter custody, and the winner gets out with the full non-custody penalty score.
or a Santa's Workshop Heist where you actually literally rob Santa and his elves.
Or a carefully crafted serious heist where you go through multiple days getting components for the grand finale
And I'm sure some asshole would make those if we had the tools to build heists ourselves. but then no one would buy the Star Trek Online crossover heist, where you steal a cardassian or whatever the fuck.
So what's your excuse for not doing a sentry GL40+China puff+ fully loaded aced build ? Don't you like having the whole map for yourself ?
>>143622319
Broncos.
Broncos everywhere.I fucking hate Goat Sim Day 1.
>>143623404
I bet that you start shooting at the start instead of running
>>143623723
It don't matter where you run.
Broncos are master snipers. Exceptionally well-trained in the art of sniping your ass with full damage from across the map through a sliver of line of sight.
You thought Tasers were bad, Broncos are the fucking worst. You never had to deal with more than one or two (e.g. Big Bank) to realise this horrible truth. And Goat Sim Day 1 just keeps spawning them wave after wave after wave after the alarm goes.
It don't matter where you run.
It don't matter where you hide.
That 16-man squad of Broncos that just hopped a concrete wall is here to fucking down you from 200m out.
>mfw you all faggots still stick around this freakshow of a game, sucking the tranny/almir's jew cock for new updates.
I'm amazed to see this general still flailing in the mud each time i get into /vg/, let go already scrubs.
Kill yourselves.
>>143624397
>people can't play more than one game at once
>>143614498
Fuck off. I don't want Payday 3 either. If they went that route, it would be just as devoid of content as PD1 and 2 were at launch. I'd rather just stick with PD2 and the fucking huge amount of heists/guns/skills/perks/heisters it has to choose from.
>>143624397
I'm only sticking around for more Sokol porn
pg10
>>143610797
You think you do, but you don't
>tfw you realize the sydney trailer is actually canon as her background story imply she appeared from nowhere during a heist done by the payday gang, killing as much people in the process.
>>143625901
Pretty much this is why you won't say Payday 3 for a long time. There is so much content in Payday 2 that Payday 3 would never be able to rival it in terms of content at the moment so it's just wise to go onto a new game.
That and a lot of the developers just want to do something new after 3 years of 1 game.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOW2j3pRlhg
New heist on the way, guys.
>>143647536
THOSE OIL BLBLBLBLBLBL
Verminetide is cheap. Is it worth getting as a replacement / game to play alongside payday 2?
>>143650426
>cheap
Why don't you just buy it and let us know? Or else just watch a bunch of reviews on YouTube
>>143650426
From what I hear Vermintide's community was dead on launch or died close to it or something. Do they even have a general here anymore?
After reading this thread, it would be really cool if overkill gave us a level editor at the end of the games support life, at the point they'll stop trying to peddle new dlc. It would kind of make up for the lack of quality content they've released, and it won't cut into future dlc sales then. They'd have nothing to lose, really.
>>143652353
>it would be really cool
And that's why it won't happen.
>>143652534
We said the same thing about safehouses. The thing is, it may happen, but it'll probably be trash and we'll be disappointed.
>>143652706
Safehouse customization is still an empty promise. Haven't seen anything of it and there is no reason to ever believe a word Overkill says.
Where are the Kawaii lewds
>>143652353
Level editors require dev support to make sure all the bugs and glitches are ironed out and to make sure that shit works.
Look at the shitshow that are Dota custom games right now. Valve devs barely work on fixing issues in the thing and thus, the custom game community is dead in the water because they can't even just carbon-copy the old WC3 custom maps. You only have like 5-ish games that are worth playing and/or people are interested in, and three of them are Dota mods.
*IF* OVK does the unthinkable and actually does release a community level editor and workshop system to let people share maps like Portal 2 did, then they will have to support the thing for a good while as the community dicks around with it en masse. It's not a minor project, it'll probably require a whole team and regular support for a good couple years.
They're never going to do it for us.
We're not worth the effort to them. Just make them playing The Walking Dead or Dead by Daylight ;)))))
>>143652706
To be honest, I don't know why they changed their minds about the Safehouse customisation.
It went from ";)" to an official "No." until like...summer 2015 and then suddenly they changed their minds. And a lot of it was waffling about saying "We're discussing it internally" like how they took their sweet-ass time with Winters.
It can't be good.
That or it's a solid implementation of initial expectations but it's too little too late. 3 years late.
Welp pd2 is going even more to shit than usual due beta going live with "bugs and untested stuff edition", warframe just got a nerf to make grind even worse , division still shit and ubisoft is never going to fix it, why the hell does everything i play dies
>>143653190
Do not sexualise the heisters.
>>143650426
Literally just L4D with a Warhammer skin on top.
>>143654934
Fuck you I do what I want
fire at it
I LOVE SOKOL
AAA I NEED SOME MEDS OR ITS OVER
>>143653474
Because you set yourself up to literally hate everything you play. Lose some of the salt and try to admit that everything you play has one or two good things about it. Otherwise you're doomed to never enjoy video games in spite of wasting tones of hours on them.
Or go take up another hobby.
>>143666805
Yes it is the goys fault that PD2 is shit.
>>143667063
>implying anybody who posts here pays for legitimate copies
20 dollas?!!!! Oy vey its anudda Shoah!!!
>>143666805
I'm just saying that this was a horrible timing of broken beta going live with bunhc of untested and bugs, and warframe nerf together it's not nice at all
>>143667346
>replying
>>143667346
Then go find a new game
So shitting about Overjew and such aside, it occurs to me Overkill actually doesn't do much to pirates.
You get the bad goy tag. That's it. Compare to, say, Battle.net shit, where detecting piracy results in an instant permaban.
My question is: is this because Overkill made a strategic choice to allow cheaters so their playerbase doesn't shrink further, or are they just so bad at programming server architecture that they have literally no mechanism for segregating out cheaters from pubs?
>>143667930
It's whatever will make Over$hill even more despicable in the eyes of asspained saltbags
Rate my Car-4 /pdg/
>>143667930
Most probable answer is they're too stupid to figure out how to do it without blocking LUA entirely. Making a non-optional bad goy auto kick would cause issues because false positives have been a thing since they added the "anti-cheat". They probably won't ever add any further anti-cheat until PD3. Which all the bad goys I know wouldn't buy regardless.
>>143653190
Somewhere, not for vanillafags though.
>>143669467
I also use a car4.
except mine has a larger clip, more damage, better accuracy and concealment 26.
You would have had to work to make it that bad, I think.
>>143670000
nice quads
why not just use the m308?
>>143650426
>>143651252
Vermintide is not nearly as good as it seems.
It's very melee-focused, but the melee system is clunky as fuck and very block/dodge based. This wouldn't be as bad if not for the fact that enemy hit detection is about two to three times longer than what you would expect it to be. Here's a video showing what I'm talking about:
https://youtu.be/eRXvL41B1zs
The dude who went down was the fucking host, so it's not server lag. That's just the reach normal enemies have.
Two-handed weapons don't OHK the shitty swarm enemies unless you charge the attack first. This makes them basically useless, as weapon-and-shield combos can also achieve OHK charge attacks while also not being complete garbage at blocking.
Ranged weapons are very limited in ammo and generally don't deal very much damage.
Wayfarer players hog all of the goddamn ammo because they're bow-wielding elf faggots and spout "i'm a ranged character" whenever you tell them to knock that shit off, despite the fact that all characters have ranged weapons.
If you thought card drops were bad, you have not experienced Vermintide's equipment rolls. You have a fairly good chance of getting fucking NOTHING from completing a match. The only way to improve your chances is to grab Tomes and Grimoires, which take up inventory space and reduce your health.
Speaking of equipment, item rarity determines stats! This means you're not going to have good equipment until you slog through the 40 minute minimum levels multiple times (and even then it's only a chance you'll get it).
Equipment can come with Traits, which is basically Vermintide's version of Perk Decks. A fully-kitted weapon more or less has Grinder, Rogue, and Gambler equipped simultaneously.
The community is super, super dead.
There are a wide variety of other issues that Vermintide has, but I'm not going into them because that would involve making a ton of posts and I just don't give enough of a fuck to do that.
>>143670490
Oh hey Trashly's here.
>>143670000
>quads
>clip
>>143669467
Vintage mag giving a +4 accuracy bonus when ?
>>143670615
I can't wait for this meme to die
>>143671024
>One of Trashly's orbiters acting like they're anything but a mouthpiece.
Reminder that Overkill sent Trashly here to bribe people with codes to do damage control.
Reminder that Trashly has moved it to the Steam group to keep tabs on who he's bribing.
Reminder that they shitpost for him and have report bombed posts for him before.
>>143671271
I can't wait for this meme to die
>>143667930
What >>143669604 said.
OVK wants to let people people do what they want with mods and shit. Let players dictate how they want to play.
But you can't both have that and proper anti-cheats enabled because the anti-cheat isn't going to fucking know if a mod implements Pyrovision or a button that spawns lootbags, mainly because all their shit is done via Lua instead of say...a properly designed program architecture that exposes an API mods could dick with so that a game client that bypasses the modding API is an obvious cheat. Shit like a modding API needs to be put into the game during the design phase, not after you're done mucking about with a copy+paste of the first game's internals (because that's what they did instead of "writing from scratch" like they said they would when they announced PD2).
So the only thing they are capable of doing is checking if a player owns a particular DLC through the Steam dev API or whatever and give unlockers the bad goy tag.
So that's all they do.
Not only are they not competent enough to have any form of real anti-cheat enabled, the game's current state fundamentally prevents it from happening even if they spend a few months trying to duct-tape something into the game.
>>143671743
I can't wait for this meme to die.
How can we make the Brenner-21 good ? For a level 75 weapon, it's such a fucking turd it's not funny.
Go choke on a dick Overkill
>>143672214
I can't wait for this I can't wait for this meme to die meme to die
>>143669467
>DMR Kit
It's shit.
>>143672208
>OVK wants to let people people do what they want with mods and shit. Let players dictate how they want to play.
Trash post detected.
>>143672306
LMGs are dead, they'll never be good.
>>143672370
>arg blarg I am a retard who wasn't around long enough to listen to OVK praise modders and express their fake support for modders since the beginning
>>143672746
>arg blarg I have Trashly's dick my mouth and think I can trick people into forgetting when Overkill proudly claimed PD:TH was unmoddable and banned Marphy for doing stupid model swaps.
Anyone for PD:TH?
>>143674017
sure, get in chat
>>143669871
sauce
min-maxed fags ruined the game
terrible perks and balance ruined the game
>>143678665
Overkill and Overdrones ruined the game.
>>143678665
Min-max fags were the only ones capable of playing the game.
OVK devs screwed the balance all on its own.
>>143672306
Little bit more accurate and make it compatible with the MP5 sliding stock mod. It could be the concealable LMG.
>>143678665
>min-maxed fags ruined the game
How? Dont you want to be the best you can be?
>>143681031
No. I want to be a shitter and have all games designed towards shitters. The concept of players "dying" and getting "game overs" is bad and only appeals to tryhards. Games should be fun. Losing isn't fun.
>>143681387
I'm sure there is a Mario Party general somewhere...
>>143682474
>Mario Party
Maybe the later games. I know 1-4 atleast were hardcore real man games.
>>143672306
The Brenner's okay, though. Been toying with it as an LMG-Alternative to the Buzzsaw.
Though really any heist where an LMG will work you can basically take any of them and be fine. Hotline day 2 is pretty hilarious.
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- High Times (voff_2)
- Situation Normal(slakt_3)
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>143685820
>new
>completed them both before I finished my morning coffee 9 hours ago
Post what your favorite guns will be when the beta goes live.
>>143694107
Not sure if they're going to push out more nerf everything patches but I foresee it still being the GL-40
>>143694107
Hard to tell if they change more guns between now and the beta going live, but no matter what jacket piece will always be by my side
>>143694107
I'm still going to be messing around with LMGs, Shock and Awe sounds like it'll be good for maintaining blender uptime.
>>143695773
>LMG's with Shock and Awe aced and Bloodthirst aced.
It's so goodon Overkill
>>143697867
What isn't? I'm legit curious if there's a build that's so unbelievably shitty they can't clear OVK with it
>>143698150
Unmodded AMCAR and Chimano 88 with absolutely no skill points spent and no perk deck selected.
>>143698895
Well, yeah, but I said a build, not a lack of a build.
>>143699058
>>143698895
>>143698150
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mKIEFBca:emhJeGBCa:tIFCa:gPKMIFgBDa:ibcdea:pY0::w33:s45:a1
This is probably the shittiest build I can think of without intentionally wasting points in shit like lockpicking expert / moving target that obviously don't benefit loud heists
I haven't followed any streams, will they keep the 120 points once the skills hit live or will they reduce the amount to 100?
>>143701005
Think it's just 100 now
>>143701005
>>143701202
They're keeping the 120 points but will be nerfing a few skills to compensate.
You can focus on pretty much 2-4 of 15 skill trees depending on what you're going for.
>>143685820
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mellon (voff_4)
- Situational Normal (slakt_3)
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
So what the heck is this?
>>143707340
The Payday Secret ;)
>>143707340
It's a trashly's severed penis.
If you could buff a perk deck, which would it be and why?
I would change the Sociopath deck so that it's a medium-ranged kill with any weapon, and add a 10% bonus dodge chance
>>143709445
Perk derks were a horrible idea. I'd fucking remove them all and just make a bigger skill tree with more high-impact shit. Even the skill tree is currently shit too so remake all of that.
>>143713528
Don't worry maybe they add new subtress along characther packs now, definetly not going to broken p2w skills
>>143713528
Ehh bigger skill tree will just be as much of a clusterfuck as the old tier-bonus system and the new beta shit devs are working on.
The perk decks were an alright idea, lets you pick a playstyle and then build a skill tree around it with no restrictions other than the usual skill point requirements to get the skill you want that everyone has to deal with.
The problem is that
(a) The 9 cards idea is stupid given how the exp barrier only matters to absolute newbies, and
(b) The fact that 4 of the 9 cards are bonuses applied to every person is stupid, should have taken the Dominator route where it's not part of the perk deck or skill tree and something more inherent in the heister. If they wanted to slow down newbies in maxing out a perk deck, they can use a different mechanic.
Maybe take away the perk *deck* concept and just replace it with "pick a class" since again, the exp barriers don't matter at all to players past first infamy. I don't think putting all the perks into a bigger skill tree set is the answer. The 15 sub-trees are a big enough, poorly balanced (skill point wise) clusterfuck as it is.
ANOOOOOON, ISSHONI KOI YA
GYRO, COME OVER HERE
>>143709445
I played the hell out of gambler until I started playing deathwish, regularly. I don't want to invest in dodge skills to chance grabbing ammo drops, so something like regenerating health and ammo for yourself, in addition to replenishing your team by picking up packs, would be cool. Even if it was slower than muscle, I'd like to see something like that.
>>143709445
crew chief. specifically, I'd make the ult be "all bonuses, healing, and ammo pickups the chief gets are applied 50% to the whole crew. This is cumulative with any bonuses those crew have, but does not stack with other Crew Chief bonuses."
So you'd only really have one, but they'd actually function as a team leader. Although it would also allow the chief to take frenzy, fuck himself into 10 percent health, hide somewhere and suddenly the whole crew is doing +50% damage.
>>143728146
Inspire really needs to stack with Crew Chief.
>mfw a PD2 forum moderator is in trouble for having admitted to use the skin unlocker for modding purposes,
>http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/364043054108515575/
>>143731141
Transhly, if you are out there: will you ban this faggot as well?
>>143731141
well the forums defend using meth helper or whatever its called because pubs are too dumb and cooking is too hard, or whatever mod that makes the game easier, they still defend hoxhud
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqvbv-SB4bg
>2016,
>still no bank manager enemy or feature to put grenades in hostage's hands so cops don't try to save them right away
Why even live ?
>>143731141
>Alongside this, we have also noticed a number of users who only use the forums only to personally criticise staff members and volunteers, we really are currently trying to make the community as good as we can. If you're just going to only complain about others in some fashion, be it staff or moderator or otherwise, as opposed to healthy discussion about the game and input regarding it, the less likely it will be that the developers will come to you for their feedback.
oy vey goys don't complain or you're subhuman to us
>>143732654
>YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAAAAAD
What did he mean by this?
what's the best armor build?
>>143735171
Techforcer ICTV+Bulletproof with infiltrator, you will have to molest the cops every ten seconds to get the best of the +20% health regen.
If you're in the open beta, try to get inspire aced if you can too.
>>143734209
That he believed in the power of the Loco shotgun and Enforcer's skills.
Do you like Chains the way he is or should he be more "gangsta"?
>>143739108
he shouldn't be gangsta. He's ex-military, not a banger Bain picked up from the streets.
>>143739108
Chains is perfect as is. The original Payday gang was comprised of fucking professionals.
Now you have cokeheads, mutes, and bogans shitting up the place.
>>143739384
Well, okay, correction:
Professionals, and Wolf.
>>143739108
He's fine. He sounds "black" enough while still not acting dumb. Needs his pickle line back though.
>>143739468
Wolf was allowed in because he is qt
>>143739108
Why would anyone want that?
Chains is my favourite member of the original crew for a reason.
wake up
>>143709445
Grinder needs better dodge values in beta imo, the regen rate's too low.
Hitman needs the armor break invulnerability Armorer has, instead of guaranteed 5 seconds armor regen(which is a shit concept).
Maniac stacks go down way too fast imo. You need to use either an DMR kit with 180 dmg per bullet, Thanatos, or some explosive primary, for the deck to work well.
>>143731936
Nah, i said that mod would be considered cheating.
>>143731141
He has been heavily warned and spoken to. It won't happen again.
>>143733245
Nah but its pretty fucking stupid just to use the forum to complain about not liking the forum yet never use it yourself. It'd be like going into a coffee shop just to complain about the staff that work there even though you've never had a coffee there or plan to. There's like 3 people who do this.
>>143750816
>Staff member does it.
>Name protected, mods ban all discussion on it.
>"He's been warned he won't do it again."
>Youtuber does it.
>Name thrown all over forums.
>Twitch channel banned.
Hypocritical kike faggot.
So I come in for a new beta update, passing on being mad about Molotov getting a downtime.
What is the point of THIS?
>Combined Tactical Vest dodge penalty reduced from -45 to -25
Who would use a CTV for DODGE?
>>143754554
Rogues
>>143754554
The same kind of idiot that uses a bow and arrow as a grenade launcher.
>>143753285
The twitch ban had nothing to do with me at all. Like i said i don't know anyone at twitch and the streamer decided to tell everyone to pirate the game. I'm not sure how that has anything to do with me.
>>143757774
>tells head jew in charge
>"I didn't have anything to do with it"
>>143757907
I asked him for advice on the situation to make sure my judgement was correct. I don't think that is unreasonable, once again Almir didn't start making the guy tell everyone to pirate the game.
>>143757774
>I had nothing to do with the twitch ban. I just reported him to Almir.
Typical bullshit shit spinning we've come to expect from the kikes attack dog. Trying to revise history on something that happened a week ago.
thanks my friend
>>143758064
>"I did it"
>"I didn't do it"
>>143758064
>literally says they didn't do it and then admits to it within 2 posts
christ almighty.
>>143762413
>>143762092
Uh what? I said i did contact almir for advice. Me or almir don't control twitch TOS or anything at twitch. He got banned because he told people to pirate the game, i've no idea how you think it was me who banned him on twitch or got him banned.
>>143762817
>guy tells viewers to pirate game like normal
>the time he does it while trash is watching he gets banned
No correlation whatsoever
>>143563751
I haven't played Payday in ages but holy shit THIS is Sydney?
Jesus H Christ
>>143764074
How long has your coma been. Because there's worse things than Sydney.
>>143764074
Far worse things.
Picking on the low hanging fruit of the "female" heisters aside, does Jiro's face freak anyone else out? I took a break before the Yaukza pack came out and came back after the interest in it died. The first time I saw him without his mask on I thought the guy playing him glitched somehow and had their mask on in casing mode. Jiro looks like a mother fucking goblin.
>>143762817
You lead to carrot getting seen by almir and therefore banned, if you said nothing to Almir, Nothing would've happened Carrot. Literally how can you not see what he means
>>143768232
Trashly's never going to admit it was his fault. He's the one in charge of Overkill's damage control now, part of that is never admitting fault.
>>143753285
>publicly announce that you use cheats
>don't expect to get banned
What did you fucking expect, nigger
>>143771238
Now Trashly's calling in his orbiters off Steam. Pathetic.
>>143771875
fuck off kid
>>143767558
Better get used to it, that's your face in 40 years.
>>143772025
Well damn, you told him. :^)
He's still probably right.
>>143772520
But I'm not asian.
>>143758064
>Almir didn't start making the guy tell everyone to pirate the game.
>implying people wouldn't interpret his "don't be a dick with mods" announcement as a free pass for everything as long as the other players in the lobby consent,
Don't worry, you'll still get the shekels for your account.
>>143772667
yep
he's totally right with his cherrypicked argument
184th for Panic room remake when ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6A2kVsTzkk
>Join lobby
>Cheaters
>Leave
>Join another lobby
>More
>fucking
>cheaters
Cook Off may as well be deleted from the game, nobody uses it for anything other than bag-spawning
People never goddamn join when I host. I just want some normal ass gameplay.
>>143772951
You're just upset because if Trash gets mad enough to stop coming here you won't get anymore dlc codes
>>143773447
>he actually believes anything good can come out of Cook-off with pubbies,
>>143773826
admit it
you want to suck her dick just as badly as I do
>>143774428
That was more-so an aside since I didn't actually join cook off. I just don't fucking bother because of that exact reason.
>>143719579
What is the line that sounds like he's saying "Big Guy"?
>>143775085
>"I just called to say I love you."
>>143774528
>her
Please stop this meme, this isn't /d/
>>143773418
Is that ulf doing the voice acting for the "stay back bro" guy?
>>143768232
Yes probably but i had no idea that after i told almir, he was going to tell everyone to pirate the game.
I was told about the stream, issued the ban then said to almir "Hey this happened did i do the right thing?
Then later on he decided to tell people to pirate the game. I'm not psychic and can't predict he was going to do that. I didn't even expect a response from Almir either, he's usually busy.
>>143777495
He did it out of spite of you banning him from the steam forums, at least linking to the dlc unlocker was
>>143777662
Yeh i know but that wasn't really my fault. I would have probably unbanned him if he just said he wouldn't do it again, simple as.
Instead a huge scene was made about it.
Just yeh i know he did it out of spite but twitch isn't going to care.
>>143776641
Yes and not the only character. Link very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1V7550o1sM
https://youtu.be/G78CMTqZhB8?t=4m2s If only we could get a clear recording of this line by wolf...
Ded
I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU GYRO
>Friend posts a screenshot of me with the bad goy tag.
>Trashly sniffs it out.
>Gets Almir to convince twitch to ban my account.
>Messages google to get my google account banned so I can't access my email anymore.
>Calls my Girlfriend to convince her I'm cheating and she breaks up with me.
>Calls my boss and tells him I've been stealing from work to get me fired.
>Sends a letter to my parents with photoshopped pictures of me molesting children and they disown me.
>Landlord kicks me out of my apartment because Trashly hired someone to frame me for assaulting my neighbor.
>Same guy also planted blocks of C4 under my bed so now I'm also being arrested by the FBI.
Well the important thing is being a bad goy is wrong and no one can blame him for punishing me.
My friend and I are doing Heisters of the Round Table achievement if anyone wants to join. His name is the achievement title.
cop skins as dlc when
>>143695773
Try making a zerkerbuild with Fast Fire aced and Body Expertise + SK for damage and accuracy. You'll be twoshotting greys and threeshotting tans, both with body shots (Which to be fair is about all you're gonna get with an LMG anyway) and doing roughly ~120 dmg to tasers per shot, assuming Underdog is active and you know how to set your health properly.
It's amazing how broken BE basic is thanks to Overkill fucking up the formula.
>>143797529
Don't do that.I don't want duplicates because I'm running both unlockers.
>>143793314
Nice meme
>>143793314
>pictures of me molesting children
>photoshopped
yea sure
>>143795461
You're going to have to post ID since you can't guarantee that we'll see it in any region.
>bored
shit if only I had agoodgame about robbing banks to play.
>>143811809
Shit nigga, where would you get that
>>143811809
There's Gunpoint. It's a pretty fun stealth platformer. Puzzles to get past locks to steal things.
>>143815084
Real talk, how has someone competent not made a bank robbing game yet. With how much shekels Overshill has swindled from people some big name developer has to have caught the scent. If they're afraid of media backlash from the killing cops angle just feature it in some dystopian future where cops are all soulless clones and bankers are eviler
>>143815675
The side view 2D thing doesn't look super up my alley but I'll check the demo atleast.
>>143816018
It's legit indie. So it's only a couple hours, but there's a surprising robust custom map community, plenty of fan missions to run to extend the game life.
If course I also actually enjoy payday. Soooo
Psychoanalyze people based on their preferred characters. I'll start
Wolf/Sokol/Chains/Houston
>>143822845
The kind of idiot that tries to start shitposting chains on /vg/.
Hello darkness my old meme
>>143825040
Congratulations on not putting down a FAK this time. Now all you need to do is learn that the loud buzzing coming from the stairwell meant it was the worst possible place to be.
>>143822845
Fine.
Jimmy/Dragan/Chains/Clover
>>143826496
An idiot trying a second time at starting a shitpost chain.
DEAL
OR
COCKS
What if payday used csgos aim to balance guns?
>>143834879
Yeah, because more bad game design is exactly what Payday 2 needs.
>>143835505
Three rights make a left :)
when are we going to get a heist when we rob from alien nazis? We already have evidence aliens exist in the Payday Universe with the alien mummy and skulls in The Diamond Heist, as well as the time-traveling nazi saucer in the painting of Moses in Under the Mountain.
>>143840209
AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY
>>143840550
Only an absolute FOOL would believe the red room in the Diamond heist is not evidence of extraterrestrial life. The alien skulls, the huge mummy with an elongated head, and the damn photographs on the walls of the archaeologists exploring ancient spacecraft, digging up massive alien bodies, and finding a huge body frozen in ice? Some fool told me it was merely a deformed human skull, but then WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN SPACESHIPS.
>>143841672
Get me some pictures so I can add it to my Infograph
>>143841672
>huge mummy with an elongated head
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_cranial_deformation
Sorry to ruin your meme.
>>143842556
REEEEEEEEE
>>143842556
yeah and im sure they had artificial make you a fucking giant god damn alien back then too right and then froze you in a big ole block of ice?
>>143842695
yep nothing unearthly about a skull the size of a human gosh darn body
>>143842863
>fixates on the skull
>does not fixate on the pepe-shaped rock in the back
>>>/x/
235th for Sydney being the cutest.
>>143842978
yeah these are just your average ruins right
>>143842695
>>143842863
saved ty
>>143816018
>how has someone competent not made a bank robbing game yet
There are plenty of cops and robber games out there, dude.
GTA, Hardline, etc.
>>143824684
Shitposting chains are the only things that keep /vg/ threads alivefor dead games
yeah this is just an standard tomb not an ALIEN in the CONTROL CENTER of his ANCIENT SPACESHIP right? fool
>>143826773
Wasn't even me that time faggotron
donacdum
GLOWING FUCKING PYRAMIDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOD DAMN OCEAN? NO BIG FUCKING DEAL, THAT'S JUST ARTIFICIAL PYRAMID DEFORMATION
>>143843795
HOLY SHIT
WHAT COULD BE BEHIND THIS GIANT BULKHEAD? CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING ALIENS, THAT'S TOO FAR FETCHED
and, this, this right here? totally not an archaeologist STUMBLING ACROSS A FUCKING ANCIENT SPACE ROCKET.
FUCK YOU ALIENS CONFIRMED ALIENS CONFIRMED WHAT IS OVERKILL HIDING
>>143843908
>>143840550
>that door thing
Also those markings on it , is it the solar system?
>>143844098
And, one final question I have for you, my fellow heisters.
The giant, elongated, CLEARLY NOT AN ALIEN mummy....
WHY IS HE HANDCUFFED
alien heister confirmed for next year
>>143844232
AREA 51
R
E
A
5
1
W H E N
>>143844303
Murkywater is clearly involved with extraterrestrials. The masterpiece in Beneath the Mountain clearly depicts Moses and a Flying Saucer with an Iron Cross on it. The prototype device? FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL. WHY ELSE WOULD LOCKE TELL YOU NOT TO PUSH THE BUTTON IT'D OPEN A GOD DAMN WORMHOLE.
>>143844520
bain said in shadowraid that the server might have area 51's password on it
>>143844638
we need to contact Overkill and tell them we want the truth. They need to release the AREA 51 heist and show to the WORLD and all clownish skeptics in /pdg/ that ALIENS are FUCKING REAL in Payday. And give us a fucking alien ray gun p2w dlc.
>>143844728
What if we're the first people to think of this?! PAYDAY SECRET CONFIRMED
>>143844789
i hope overkill is monitoring this fucking thread. i hope those swedish fucks know we're on to their game. you can't hide the truth anymore, Overkill, you got too complacent and sloppy. Hell, we already know The Dentist is involved with the Illuminati. The Dentist is involved in the Diamond heist. THE DENTIST KNOWS ABOUT THE FUCKING ANCIENT ALIENS,
>>143845064
WHERE'S TRASHLY
TRASHLY GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND CONTACT ALMIR FOR US
