Can we have 1.1.3 fucking already edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
Previous thread: >>143263282
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.kspg.sytes.net
TRUMP 2016
so somebody whispered "so hot" on the Port Canaveral radio, apparently.
2spooky
http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.
So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.
What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.
By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.
After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.
And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.
This is how the false paradigm came to be. (1/2)
>>143484574
get out of my state reeee
its done now, cat rapist converted the flockmod in the most cancerous thing on this general.
This is why we can't have nice things
Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.
I would recommmend Squad "reopen" Sandbox mode and focus on a “campaign mode” next — this was the path they should have taken originally, then used the mechanics from the campaign mode to build it out into a career mode. But instead, Max set his sights on “reputation and funds” and ruined everything about the game so he could say he added a business simulator to it and saved $145 mil for the co-owners of squad to spend on Record Labels and Movie Studios and hookers and drugs. (2/2)
>>143484696
You know you can make your own room right?
>tfw no qt satchie to snuggle against her will
Something with RealFuels seems to break KER, since my dV calculations often turn to 0m/s after launch.
Any ideas?
>>143484789
You know im referring to the drama it causes only because catfucker got on it
>>143484696
Ok MAN
>>143484971
To me it looks like you are extremely butthurt
roughly 30-40% of the subreddit is ready to burn this motherfucker to the ground
>>143484983
take your meds cat rapist. get help
Where is my fucking stream spacex
>>143485118
Said while posting absolutely nothing on the subreddit about burning anything
HEY SQUAD DID YOU THINK WE WOULD FORGET?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR RESOURCES, BITCH?
GAY FAGGOTS AND FURRIES RUIN EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH
>>143485140
>still being so desperate to change the narrative because I decided I've had enough of your shit
>still don't know that absolutely no one is convinced by this
>still don't know that I'd stop caring the moment you stop spamming your stupid shit
>>143485395
Catraper you are embarrassing yourself.
>>143485395
I'm not who you think you are, animal abuser.
>>143485395
Dude calm down he said he doesn't care so it's all cool, he is totally not 100% butthurt to the bone, he is absolutely chill
>>143483327
Raising the minimum wage is fundamentally useful method of reducing income inequality in societies averse to taxation.
Cat rapist should consider therapy desu
abusing your pet is not normal
>>143485735
Yeah by driving off the poor when rent prices inflate out of their affordable margin :^)
THERE IS A SQUADCAST
TEN MINUTES
OF COURSE MAX WAS HERE TO DECEIVE US
WHERES THE STREAM SPACEX
EARLY ACCESS MEANS MORE TRANSPARENCY AND OPENNESS
LET'S REMIND THEM OF THAT
IN SIX MINUTES
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
>>143484932
shameless self-bump
wew the general is shitposting af
>>143485958
>higher minimum wage directly = higher rents
kekaroo.
if you want high rents, go full UKmode
>low housing construction
>relatively high immigration
>most marginal seats are full of people who own multiple homes
>sell most social housing stocks
>encourage buy-to-let market
then you've worked yourself into a situation where it's politically unviable to fix it because anything that'll drop house prices [and rents] will turn voters in the only seats that matter against you.
minimum wage is not a good tool, especially for small businesses, but it does some useful things, and it's a hell of a lot more politically viable than tax increases at the top end.
>>143486153
>ethic meme
normie memes are the most cringe
Squelch and badie are posting in squadcast chat
MAXMAPS ADDS SOMETHING
>SpaceX has reset tonight's Falcon 9 launch for 7:40 p.m. EDT (2340 GMT), at the end of tonight's window, assuming the issues that caused the earlier delay are resolved.
>The SpaceX launch team just adjusted the target launch time four minutes earlier to 7:36 p.m. EDT (2336 GMT).
>>143487327
gtfo right now and never speak to me or my general again
>>143487327
>>143487489
Ironically, I'm neither of these people.
in just five words, Max btfos 6 months of MAN's whining
>>143487482
hope it crashes desu
>>143488765
t. BO drone
>>143488412
No one gives a shit
>tfw you can't take back what you said
>>143489889
you aren't banned, it's a meme.
>>143489889I just kicked you faм, you're not bannedI'm just memeing, you can come back
HEY SQUAD
GUESS WHAT
IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY
>>143490745
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little paradigm up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting schizo that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" blue star wars man, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a videogame developer. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a schizophrenic. A pathetic squadposting schizo. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "MAXMAPS ADDS NOTHING." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
Oh man, there's quite a party in the flockmod right now
10 people in total
I'd sure hate to miss out on something like this, it's quite comfy in there
SCRUBBED. New launch attempt is same time tomorrow.
>>143491059
Hey Max, I know you read this. I was thinking about everything you've done to the game and I just wanted to let you know that, even though you've taken something beautiful and manipulated it into your own personal agenda while shitting out work a typical slav would call unprofessional, I'm not angry with you.
Because at the end of the day, when you leave for work, you step onto a Mexican street. You walk through Mexican neighborhoods and dodge Mexican bullets. You eat Mexican food and listen to Mexican music. You drive in a Mexican car while you drink Mexican tequila. You live in a crumbling Mexican home decorated with cheap, Mexican furniture.
You speak an unappealing dialect of Mexican. You ogle repulsive Mexican women. Your friends, family, coworkers, casual acquaintances and occasional rivals are all Mexican.
The grease pooling in your armpits, knees and crotch is Mexican. Your lazy, unfocused eyes are Mexican, your disgusting hair and bulbous upper torso only go by two descriptors, "Mexican" and "Wetback"
You will never live this down. You will never know what it means to be from a first world nation. You will forever live in fear of a sinkhole opening up below you, or a cartel's machete slicing through your swollen, distended neck. Perhaps a man drunk on tequila and his own ego will jump the dilapidated sidewalk in his rusted out Chevette and crush you against the cheap Mexican brickface.
Perhaps your end will come another way, but it will be Mexican. Because time will pass. KSP will die off. You will be left with nothing except your jealousy, ruination and your filthy, parasite infested Mexican blood.
>>143491201
meant for
>>143490997
>>143491059
>Implying I'm missing it
>>143491365
If you are in the flockmod, which I honestly doubt, then I really must ask
Why can't you just act as well-behaved in the thread as you are in the flockmod right now?
flockmod = circlejerk
>>143492072
butt = hurt
>>143492072
Can't really be much of a circlejerk if the whole thread's in there m80
Sounds like you're just salty
plopmod = comfy
>>143492159
>Can't really be much of a circlejerk if the whole thread's in there m80
fucking lol
entire thread + usernames = circlejerk
>>143492159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>143492247
>>143492247
>still butthurt that no one likes you
Eat shit
>>143492745
let me guess: you think I'm MAN
that is not the case.
CUTE!
>>143492873
>executing your astronauts
cake mix; pls have mercy
>>143493074
>tfw i made a cake with applesauce instead of eggs because i was out of eggs
>tfw it was pretty ok
>tfw catfucker only caught two of my four avatars
>>143493074
Cute
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
>>143493263
MAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>143495167
rekt
>>143495167
jesus christ how embarassing for him
all these countless hours shilling and he just gets destroyed
>scrubbed
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10319562
>>143494301
>replying to 1 year and 220 day old posts
>>143495470
Years, anon.
Well, the anon I picked up the MAN meme from said it was years.
space is fun kerbal is fun squad is fun
>>143496425
>enterprise
you have soul
and personality
and a reason to post here
>>143496501
i should make another one sometime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq5kbNW8VKU
>roMANce
>Try to play 1.1.2
>Landing legs still fucked
>Graphical errors errywhere
>Bizarre flight behaviours
It's okay, go into the light Jeb. No tears, only dreams now.
Post The Knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ9KQI8gCXg
>>143497528
we need to go backto 2013and kill max
When I lose my temper I realize I'm not that different to my father.
>>143497979
loses itscatby court order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX2EiBKqITs
>>143498454
We can only hope
Iowa is cute!
Iowa Space Program!
Iowa in Eeloo!
>>143501281
Iowans are terrible drivers.
The worst in the Midwest.
>>143501602
Disgusting. The best part of it is that I don't live there.
>>143501602
Iowa voted for Cruz
>>143501942
>Cruz
Bunch of cucks
2016 - 2140
THE WALL
ded
>>143485395
>i don't care about your replies xD lol
I'm sort of new to this general, but I'm pretty sure I saw you attention whoring in /utg/ a month or 2 ago
Replies are obviously the only thing you come to 4chan for, because it's obviously not to discuss the game. You didn't really do so in /utg/ either
I'm going to guess you came here because they stopped paying attention to you?
>>143506441
We've had a guy spamming the general with nonsense for 6+ months
If you weren't here for that, you wouldn't know
>>143506441
cat rapist is a huge fucking attention whore, he also goes to furry boards in 8c
>>143506441
But Undertale is a big meme. You should be bothered by that.
Yang Wenli did nothing wrong.
I need to see Valentina taking it up the cloaca
Plop
>go to reddit for help with a software issue [apparently already answered]
>All our servers are busy
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU MEMESPOUTING NORMALFAGS
every day
every day i think
"oh, that will be nice"
"i'll do that. that will be nice. it will be enjoyable."
every day it ends the same.
shouting. throwing things. dropping things. getting even more angry because things were dropped.
the simplest of tasks become epic monuments of failure, no longer attempts to salvage happiness, but simply to spite the world for trying to stop me. the world always wins. even when the task is accomplished, it's no longer enjoyable and soon abandoned.
every single day, i think "this will be fine. just try it. it works for everyone else, you might have fun, go ahead."
every single day i prove myself wrong.
"you're nice really." i think. "things will work out."
but that's not true: i'm not nice. nice people aren't built atop lifetimes of disaster like this. nice people know how to react without threatening to murder inanimate objects. nice people know how to react to a game crashing without throwing the executable into the recycle bin. nice people don't know hate.
and even if i have a remarkable ability for controlling my temper in public, it's still there. just because i'm calm in public doesn't mean my problems go away. just because it's controlled doesn't mean the fundamental desire is gone.
The simplest of tasks. impossible. is it any wonder i put so little effort into anything nowadays?
just push the boulder up the hill one more time. go ahead. it will be nice. go ahead. up the hill again you FUCKING ASSHOLE.
>>143513383DUDE WEED
gonna have a burger for lunch
>>143515862
I think i will make pizza tomorrow
>>143515862
Put kiwi on it.
burger's here
>>143516624
>that background
jesus where the fuck do you live
>>143516712
must be hawaii
>>143516712
that's the burger joint around the corner from work
Hullo my pretties.
>>143518434flockmod
>>143518434
Hullo
>>143518434
hullo yuri. How was your day?
>>143519425
Hullo plop. How are you?
>>143519698
I am well. And you?
>>143518434
>>143519962
stop avatarfagging.
>>143519983
Didn't we tell you to stop posting?
>>143520065
you're probably thinking of someone else. i haven't been told to stop posting at all in say the last 5 threads.
>>143519962
Alright. About to sleep.
I had a really bad nightmare yesterday night where my dad died. I'm tearing up just thinking about it actually. I hope that doesn't happen anytime soon :(
>>143520271
Aww D: I'm sorry to hear that, friend. I know what that's like too.
this faux niceness shtick gets on my nerves
doubly so if it's genuine.
>>143519962
I'm nervous
>>143520715
If you're depressed, close the tab and leave. Don't force your problems on us.
>>143520858
About what?
>>143521372
>not liking a certain posting style = depression
kekaroo
>>143520065
Didn't I tell you to stop assuming people are me?
>>143520620
I don't want the people I love to leave me :(
There's already so few
My anus is leaking.
>>143521372
We are all friends here, friendo :^)
>>143521451
Just leave
>>143521609
>if you don't like faux niceness you should just get the fuck out
the mask slips.
how "nice"
>>143521694
take your meds
>>143521805
not everyone you dislike is MAN.
MAN should take his false paradigm to reddit.
>>143521527
I can understand that, I'm all to familiar with that pain.
>>143521594
>My anus is leaking.
Why has no one addressed this?
>>143521914
it's because i'm too tired to even try to argue with you. we should all just get comfy.
>>143522102
comfy is good, faux niceness is not. :D (@_~*)
>>143522191
how about we stop bickering and be comfy?
>>143522063
What is so novel about a leaking anus? We live in the 21st century, where buttholes operate on their hidden agendas.
>reddit tier emoticons are 'comfiness'
no, i won't stand for this, even if the potential to move into comfy image posting exists.
>>143522687
What's that mod that let's you hide toolbar buttons?
Is it 1.1 compatible?
>>143523151
Quickhide: http://spacedock.info/mod/106/QuickHide
yes
>>143523252
Thank you.
>>143521609
JESUS christ you are stupid
>>143524016
http://flockmod.com/apps/flockmod.swf
room /kspg/
until MAN leaves.
jesus christ this thread
jesus christ im going to bed
>>143525853
Goodnight
Good morning
Hello, how are you
Fine, thanks. You?
Fine, thanks.
Gee I'm tired. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
>>143526167
For those who go to bed,
Good night
Good dreams
Comfy.
>>143526487
>tfw no SimCity 5
>>143526792
>tfw
But C:S is pretty based.
>>143527129
not really
Is Simplerockets worth touching?
>>143527606
it's like ksp with built-in baccy procedural wings and advanced procedural parts. and since it has so little content, it suffers from the same thing you get with ksp: it's fun a first, but starts getting boring
in short, get it if you want, but i suggest not to unless KSP is laggy as fuck
Should I stream 1.0.5 tomorrow building a new enterprise?this one fit inside a mk2 cargo bay
>>143528619
>another user still on 1.05
Good taste.
>>143528619
yes
nuke this fucking thread
Seriously nobody cares.
>>143529117
Nobody cares about the shitty flockmod room and the cat rapist, although everyone agrees he should get help.
>>143529197
>everyone agrees he should get help.
Yuri pls.
>all of my images from the evergreen air museum are gone
>>143529197
>nobody cares about flockmod
found the friendless loser lmao
>>143529339
I was there a few months ago, remind me in the morning and I'll post some.
>>143529406
I'm gonna be seriously upset if theyre not on my old memory card. I took some excellent t pictures and had been waiting to go there for years, now I discover they're missing from my new memory card.
>>143529593
Good luck dude. I went to IWM Duxford a few years ago and it was absolutely fascinating. The SR-71 in-person is an incredible plane.
>>143530973
Evergreen air museum was the third sr71 I've seen in person. The best one I've seen is probably the one at the museum of flight in Seattle.
what the fuck is the point of steam artwork showcases anyway?
nobody puts original art in them, just shit they've found on google or boorus or e621 or whatever
spoopy graphics glitch
>>143532778
No no, there are ayy lmaos there. Apollo 18 and all ;^))
Ayy kspg. I've been gone for a while. What's new?
>>143533162
avatar circlejerking
Good night, /kspg/!
>>143536885
can i sleep with you?
>>143537078
I'm with mydesolationtonight. :^)
Stop dying!
>>143526487
Y E L L O W
>>143519962cute
Can't you see it's we who bout that light?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxDdEPED0h8
>tfw didn't even notice thighs aren't rubbing together anymore
Well, a homeless woman just molested me on the street. It wasn't too bad, but a little unsettlign.
*sparks conversation*
>>143554471
*replies halfheartedly*
>>143554582
*attempts to build further discussion off of your response*
>>143554783
*posts halfheartedly in an attempt to keep the energy up*
>>143555809
*unrelated response to keep the thread bumped*
Oh look, a full report on JAXA's fuck up.
http://global.jaxa.jp/projects/sat/astro_h/files/topics_20160524.pdf
I have RSS installed but I'm still on kerbin when I play the game
Good morning /kspg/ ^.^
Homemadepie
>>143561729
Homemade breakfast?
Hullo
>>143562152
Hullo, how are you?
I'm making pancakes, eggs, and bacon for us this morning.
>>143559706
you could try uninstallingthe whole game.
>>143562319
It's a beautiful morning, so I'm fine. How about you.That sounds good.
>>143562609
I'm doing very well. I had a great night's sleep with my qt and today's a rainy day but that's alright because I love this kind of weather.
>>143563020
Well, that sounds great too.
>Not getting your benis bit by pythons
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/index.html
>>143565945
>http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/index.html
ayyyyy my worst nightmare!
Life on god mode:
Never love a woman
Never have kidsprove me wrong
>>143565945
I have a weird feeling that Catfucker would be turned on by that.
>>143566629
I'll never have a kid of my own if that counts. I would like to adopt someday though after I'm married.
>>143566629
>Never love a woman
Easy, crazy burned my love.
>Never have kids
Hard, I've been imagining my life with a kid. That should not happen since I'm still young, right?
Hullo
>>143568518
Get bitten by your snake.
Lewdly
>>143568518
Hullo!
>>143567842
>should not happen since I'm still young, right?
I mean, if you like having literally every moment of your life and every dollar you earn being used on someone else's happiness, and even if you still try they will be unhappy and unsatisfied, then yea, I'd say it shouldn't happen when you're young.
So, wait til 50, have kids, then, right around when you are able to retire, they will be struggling to make their art, film and music careers take off and will need your help paying rent.
Either way, it's a lose-lose. If you want to make your life so desperate that the only hope of salvation exists in the pupils of your spawn, then by all means, go for it.
I'll be enjoying wiping my ass with hundred dollar bills while playing VR video games.
>>143569974
This is great advice.
>>143566629
Add on "have sex with your pets" and you'd have it right
>>143570761
Tx qt. Just gotta remember humanity is a failed experiment.
>>143570995
Life in jail is not god mode.>tons of meditation time>physical activity>read books>scare kids>three squares a day>literally not a single responsibility
Actually, hold that thought.
>plug in old memory card
>the air museum images are all there
whew lads
I'm graduating in 3 hours
>>143571445
Soviet engineering looks like an alien tbqh
>>143571509
degree
>job
>>143571620I'm graduating high school
>>143571316
Jails don't have pianos though.
>>143571660
picture of a frog
>>143571530
i think its pretty qt tbqh
>>143571741
We already took the graduation picture
It was real hot outside and one girl passed out while they were setting it up
She walked down and was near one corner of the bleachers where I couldn't see her, and I'm assuming she drank a bottle of water or something and people just started clappingYes, I am American
>>143571660
Disgusting.
Study engineering. Become an asstronaut.
>>143571843
>amerilards clapping over every day shit
ree
>>143571948
>>143571934
Nah, I'm just going to get an electrician's license and probably leave it at that
Maybe move on to electrical engineering, maybe not
Probably should, since one day I'll be too old to still be doing manual labor, but who knows
>>143572098
EE takes a special kind of autism, don't go into it unless you're already enjoying designing circuits. i've heard from EE friends that you learn basically nothing practical in school at all too.
>>143572098
Do mechanical.
It's the best if you enjoy aerospace amd SPEEDY SPEED BOY; ADRENALINE SURGING IN.
have a webm kspg
>>143572562
mechanical is best for sitting in a cubicle and reading google news while your obese middleaged coworkers shout homoerotic remarks across the room
the speedy speedy is only a distant thought you daydream about while rerouting tube 6.18
>>143572436
Judging by my experiences with the NEC, I can see that it probably would
But one of these days I'm going to be too old to be stripping wires and bending conduit
>>143572791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo4C9KpyCCo
>>143572805
Well, Look at racing anon.
>>143573063
pretty sure racing anon is a mechanic
he's an engineer the same way a train engineer is
>place i have an interview with makes shit for the aerospace industry
>>143571771I'm thinking I might need to take /kspg/ on a trip to the intrepid
oh also http://www.intrepidmuseum.org/Startrek.aspx
>>143573683
>Not space-worthy space shuttle.
Wew
>>143573683
i wouldnt mind going to the pima air museum againin 6 months so i dont get heat strokei wonder if theyve completed the restoration on that b-36 they got in 07
Sex with pets is a bad meme. Anyone who does it deserves to die alone.
>>143574102
Isn't that the idea?
Dying alone and quietly in the comfort of your pets without any of the pain and heartache that humans give?
>>143536885
It took about 2.5 years and finally someone stole my meme:(
*satchposts belligerently*
i forgot i saw these when i landed at LAX
>>143575461
>ywn throw a brick at satch
>>143576931
Delete this.
No bully.
SATCHIE HERE
Even start snakestream
Odd don't start snakestream
>>143577509
Would you like tofornicatewith me.
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH SNEKPOSTER
SNAKESTREAM STARTING NOW
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>>143491201
>2016
>racism
hullo?
T-20 BOYES
>>143587810
hullo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPYOtCFSLKw
>first stage cameras
The absolute madmen!
