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>>140892395
Man I hope this won't be dead in the morning. Post borb.
>>140892532
I got a kirby nendoroid and I'm bummed it didn't come with a hammer.
I'm considering making one out of sculpey but it'd probably look like shit.
there's a 3d printed one online but it's unpainted and costs 13 dollarydoos
dilemma
>>140892597
It will be.
Kirby General will always remain a failure.
>>140892395
We should put the MEGA links in the OP for subsequent threads.
is KPR the Kingdom Come of Kirby games?
I hope we don't end up like Katawa Shoujo general.
Alright guys so imagine this
Taranza and sectonia tag-team handjob
for a total of 12 hands literally all over your dick
META KNIGHT'S EYES ARE NOT YELLOW!!!!
META KNIGHT'S EYES ARE NOT YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm counting on EVERYONE on /vg/ to contact Hal Labs and DEMAND Meta Knight's eye color to be changed to WHITE! Yellow is the WRONG color!
BOYCOTT Kirby: Planet Robobot until the game is updated to CORRECT Meta Knight's eyes to WHITE!!
REFUSE to let Hal Labs do this to Meta Knight!!!
[email protected]
>>140893792
anon, did your hear?
since Smash 4, Sakurai retconned it!
>>140892926
Don't read DC.
What happens in Kingdom Come?
5-EX. First cube.
How. The fuck.
>>140893792
I like them better as yellow tbqh senpai
What are you talking about?
>>140894565
It's not okay to like things that are bad and you should be ashamed. Meta Knight likes having WHITE eyes more, he only likes them yellow with his MASK ON
>implying this will last
just stop making Kirby threads so often and take a break for a few days
that's all
Will /poyo/ make Dreamland great again in November?
>>140895965
>poyo
Fuck off.
>>140897402
>you will never see bee sectonia handling a dick
>>140896403
poyo poyo poyo poyo poyo
get triggered faggot
>>140893773
>>140897402
>>140897581
Sexualizing Kirby characters will not be tolerated. Take it over here, boys.
>>>/trash//2636162
>>140898172
>dumb gourdposter done the fuck up
>>>/trash/2636162
>>140898172
I mean over here
>>>/trash/2636162
Post your orbs, bugs, and robots all you want
Post Kirby art
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>>140899204
Susie is for ______!
>finally beat True Arena in Triple Deluxe after a few attempts
>can no longer work up the motivation to lok for keychains because it sounds too easy and boring now
How do I get out of this hardcore rut True Arena left me in?
>>140900229
recycling
>>140892532
Sword doesn't have as many i-frames
Dub or sub for Kirby anime?
>>140892395
SUPER STAR IS BEST ALL ELSE IS TRASH
>>140901272
It's not very good, I wouldn't choose to watch it.
>>140901272
Watch it for Dedede
Why isn't neo-Hal using the vastly superior grey design for her reappearances?
>>140900229
cum dumping
>>140901532
>she
>>140901663
How do I get the third cube on 6-1? I need to break the block in the ceiling next to the exit, right?
dedder than popstar
Not all the folks from the /v/ threads moved, oe reven half of them.
>>140901963
Well shit, which is it
>>140900229
cucking
>>140900229Remodeling!
>>140898172
I'm going to fuck the Borb and you can't stop me.
King Dedede is a good friend.
>>140892395
Is this general new? Neat.
Thoughts on Triple Deluxe? I've yet to get around to playing it but I haven't actually heard anything about how it stacks up to the rest of the series.
>>140909957
It's pretty dull for the most part, but there are plenty of good levels and the last world is awesome.
>>140909957
It's mid tier at the very least, fantastic presentation, decent difficulty in the extra modes.
>>140892532
Hammer is good because you can toss it to end a boss quicker.
>>140900240
Redo True Arena with a self-imposed challenge, like not healing.
Why did Meta Knight have to become a borb?
We need more best Gryll.
>>140900229
Marrying!!!!!
>>140914876
Also nice job guys we made it through the night
>>140915254
Barely, and we only have 19 posters
>>140915254
It only took sectonia jerking off 7 cocks to help jumpstart interest
>>140901272
you really need to ask whether you should watch a 4kids dub of something over the original?
>>140918016
>Not enjoying conquistador borb and texan Dedede
>>140919004
as entertaining as the dub actors are, 4kids still cut shit from the original
Played all night to beat the sorry mode. I know everybody joked about it being Gurren Laggan but holy shit that ending was so great.
Should I do arena or metanightmare first?
>>140919782
metaknightmare
I think Kirby's Epic Yarn COULD be a great game. The visuals are amazing but the fact that enemies don't kill you ANGERS ME A LOT. Original Kirby for NES is so much fun. Playing a game in constant god mode is no challenge. SURE it's about finding all those gems and diamonds and stars and what not but walking around and FINDING STUFF shouldn't be the challenge. It should be part of it. Mean enemies I have to fight, avoid and battle should be my biggest concern. Here they exist but they are NOTHING but obstacles. This angers me A LOT!
I wish someone would hack the game so that enemies can actually hurt and kill you.
Morning everybody.
Nice to see the first edition of /kg/ made it through the night.
>>140921459
This general is going to survive.
Even if we end up like Etrian Odyssey general
Bumptious
>>140895965
leave everything to the king
So, how bout that lore, huh?
>>140923337
Ok so let's think about what's coming
>RtDL: this, Galacta Knight returns
>TD: Marx makes a cameo
>PR: NOVA, Galacta Knight
When the fuck will we get the return of Marx
I feel it
How is Amazing Mirror?
>>140924275
I've played some of it
It could be described as an open-world maze
>>140923470
I don't know. They've been hinting at Dark Matter pretty hard, too...
>RtDL: Magolor Soul resembles Dark Matter and 0^2, and is implied to have been controlled by some force inhabiting the Master Crown.
>TD: Shadow Dedede displays many characteristics common with those under the influence of Dark Matter, and said to have been consumed by some unknown power.
>RC: Dark Crafter is heavily implied to be a form of Dark Matter, made even more apparent when it loses its color in the final battle.
>PR: President Haltmann acquired a living piece of Dark Matter, which Star Dream cloned to face Meta Knight. Though a flawed recreation, the presence of living Dark Matter is enough to suggest Zero is still active, somehow.
Though, next year marks the 25th anniversary, maybe they'll surprise us with both...?
>>140924815
How aboutMARX revived and possessed by DARK MATTER?
>>140925120
>Dark!Marx
>still cut in half, is being controlled by 2 Dark Matter dones, each manifesting as one of his eyes
>when the two halves meet, Marx's power awakens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZcBhStI0C4
MAKENAIZE ROBOBOT
>>140924275
It's fun. Kinda like a Metroidvania Kirby.
Will we ever see her again?
>>140892532
Sword for level clearing, hammer for bosses.
>>140929992
This.
>>140900229
updating
>>140900229
consensualhand-holdingandcuddling
>>140921647
I love EO general
don't forget to redirect people here otherwise it'll serve no purpose
Pure Form Sectonia is cute! CUTE!!
I'm going to marry her!!!
>>140900229
Not being anywhere near as good as Kabula.
>>140935416
She needs to be thiccer
>>140929517
Unlikely.
>>140935250
amen to that brother
>>140929517
only ifKirby 64 remake for the 3DSplease ;-;
Would you guys pay for a Waddle DeeLC which allowed you to play as a Waddle Dee and gave an extra world or two?
>>140936757
HANDLEBARS
>>140938356
When will we get a pic of them being used and abused?
How many HAL rooms have been found?
>>140939781
To my knowledge only 2.1-3 and 6-1
>>140937845
>Waddle DeeLC
I see what you did there
What's his name, again?
>>140941674
Max "Destroy All Life for the Spawn of My Wife" Haltmann
>>140941674
Max "Planetary Slaughter to bring back my Daughter" Haltmann
What's in the bags, /kg/
>>140943751
Dead bodies
Why is Meta Knight so good?
笑
>>140943751remodeling kits
I have played every mainline Kirby game except Kirbyand the Amazing Mirror.
Should I give it a go?
>>140945974
You may as well. It's still a Kirby game that plays perfectly fine. Only problem is the lack of consistent themes to make navigating easier. The map sucks ass which is never good for a metroidvania type of game. Expect to get either lost or have no idea how to get to any area you haven't been to on at least one occasion.
>>140945974
If you want. I'm not one to impose. Mechanics-wise, it's still a Kirby game, but level-design-wise, it's pretty easy to get lost on your way to that last thing you need.
>>140936757
wow she really is cute
what a shame as to what happened to her
>>140925712
ayyyye
Does anyone have looped versions of the Kirby LINE stamps?
>>140944150
Kirby's a fucking monster.
If sectonia's bath water was sold as a beverage, how expensive would it be and how elaborate would the container's design be?
>>140929517
Maybe one day.
I'm still waiting, HAL.
>>140952495
About as expensive as water from the ocean her dead body was dumped in.
>>140954985
How do you know this petal landed in a body of water? Whichever puddle that was must've been more valuable than pure gold until it evaporated.
Well now they have to bring Sectonia back.Or least now there's a reason to do so.
>general's actually alive
suprised
>>140957883
we did it
>>140957343
>they bring sectonia back by means of kirby finding the petal from >>140955507 and sticking it in a flower pot
>it germinates as if it was a seed
>becomes adorable little sectonia flower
>give her water and watch her grow big and strong
>>140941674
Max "Hurl the World for my lost little Girl" Haltmann
>>140929517
They have to redesign her to fit the current theme; right now she looked out of place.
>>140958128
>you will never get to use the touch screen to pet baby sectonia flower even if it doesn't actually do anything besides make her smile
If it was up to me, doing that at least once would be required for 100%
bet you $25 bucks taranza went full ronneryfag and have a giant pillow of Sectonia on his bed
how could HAL get away with this kind of shit so easily?
>>140960104
I bet the clone you fight is actually the second clone they made and he got ahold of the first one
It doesn't talk but he pretends to have so much conversations with it like she's really still there and alive
>>140960450
censorship kissing. Out of sight out of mind.
>>140961325
What
>>140961325
>>140964168
oh i get it she seems to be inhaling a la kirby
What does /kg/ think of Gooey?
>>140965589
Bring his ass back, he was a neat concept.
>tfw just learned aboutStar Dream
>Magalor was right aboutmultiple clockwork stars
Do you think Haltman would've remained in control/survived a little longer ifSusie didn't rip the helmet off of his head and interrupted mind transfer, like ejecting a game/turning off a system in the middle of saving?
>>140968171
henever lost control
>>140968153Access Ark was almost certainly a Nova reconstruction, though
>Sameface
>Samespeech pattern
>Samespace junkOnly major contributions I could think of are the new operating system (Star Dream OS) and the fact that Haltmann jury-rigged its power source to run on organic matter. Otherwise, it's basically the same as SS/Ultra
>>140924275
Check your map often.
>>140969873
>that edit
too soon anon
>>140970348
That's the True Arena version of him. Star Dream/Access Arc is actually white in the main story, so it's a different Clockwork Star. They probably just all sound the same, speach pattern wise.
>>140950582
Kirby's fucking pissed
>>140971446So all clockwork stars have catface, then, is that it?In any event, that drives the question: Why did Haltmann build a shell to conceal its true face?
>>140971880
not like cat
>see a new Kirby game
>see a pink robot named Susie
>Pink
>Pink
You know, it is a tradition that a character with pink color scheme is almost always chaotic evil.
>>140971880
I mean, it kinda would make sense for all of them to have cat faces, i guess.
Maybe Haltmann was worried someone else would use it to wish for something, ala Marx stealing Kirby's wish with Nova. So he hid it within a metal housing for safe keeping.
>>140971446
it still summons all the originalnova'sparts and uses them to fight.either this is standard feature for clockwork stars, or it is indeed the original/an intentional facsimile
>>140972380
Well, more half pink really. Only her hair is pink. But ye I s'pose
>>140972645
Really? Didn't know that. I haven't seen fotage of the battle, only screenshots, for mild spoiler reasons
Has anyone made a pastebin for all the deepest roar?
>>140972645
Really? Didn't know that. I haven't seen fotage of the battle, only screenshots, for mild spoiler reasons.
Maybe it is a rebuilt Nova after all. Although he could possible be using Nova's parts simply because that's where the battle took place, since borh Nova's explosion and this battle take place in Popstar's front yard, if you k lw what I mean
>>140973027
There was an anon back on /v/ who was making a Lore-Web of sorts to piece everything together, but I don't know if it'll contain all the nitty gritty of Kirby's lore.
Is that Fatal Error move that Star Dream uses actually instakill? Or does it just do a lot of damage?
>>140973262Star Dream teleports them in and controls them as miniboss-style obstacles between waves. No doubt intended as a reference to the original Nova
>>140974050
the latter, it's still instakill.
>>140975478
where's the holo-boss descriptions?
What do you think are the actual chances for Marx, Dark Matter, Zero, Dark Mind, and Nightmare returning as a extra or main boss in if not the next game, a future game?
Which one has the highest and lowest chance?
>>140975856
unknown
though next year marks kirby's 25th anniversary so it could be anything
>>140975478
What exactly is the mother computer? And what happened to it that made Susie want to leave?
>>140976131
according to this >>140975752, it was likely an accidental portal testing problem with Star Dream (the mother computer)
the realistic outcome was that: Susie got caught in one and got sent to Another Dimension for years.
Just fuck my lore up fayum
>>140975752
Thank you. Time to git gud.
>>140976565
add something about former Sectonia (pic related)
>>140976565
Add Galacta Knight
>Defeated by Meta Knight, Kirby, Waddle Dee, and Dedede
>Brought back by Nova and Star Dream
>>140976565
Master Crown has possible connections to 0/DM. Turned Magolor into pic related
>>140977363
The Master Crown also looks similar to Nightmare's Crown as well, but that might just be coincidence.
>>140977363
>>140976515
i like to add
both Star Dream and Magalor's soul state summon out the same kind of dimensional portals they can conjure up.
>>140950118
https://mega.nz/#!ZcUGVLxD!Q4f-6DgPB_gAZ9kdqYK78dW9JW6NKuwKOaETyHzlAqM
>>140976565
>Karl Marx
kek
What sounds would sectonia make if you pet her head for an extended period of time
>>140977536
What if the Master Crown and Nightmare's crown were similar cursed artifacts? It could have corrupted the nameless wizard into the creature that became Nightmare
Who are the greatest strong enemies and why is it the Meta-Knights?
but what is so meta about metaknight...
>>140980374
hishat ___ ____ __ _____
>>140983667
So did Nova make that hat out of the remains of Popstar or something?
>>140983667
thats meta as fuck
Can someone explain the Galacta Knight timeline? How could it be that Meta Knight already fought him in SSU?
>>140975856
I'd say Dark Matter and Zero are tied for #1 most likely (due to the bit of dark matter Haltmann awakened and used to clone Dark Matter Swordsman) and Marx as #2 most likely, (due to his connection with the original Nova by absorbing his power to become Marx Soul. Meaning if Nova somehow returns, Marx is forever binded to him through his soul).
>>140985146
Because Galacta Knight and Meta Knight are experiencing different timelines.
>Galacta fights Meta first in PR and last in SSU
>Meta fights Galacta first in SSU and last in PR
In other words, time shenanigans.
>>140976565
Dark Matter actually wasn't eradicated, since Haltmann had some to clone DM swordsman out of it
>>140985553
>>140985146
I think it's like
>Appears in PR MKR, then sealed at the end
>PR TA, Flees
>Probably SSU TA, appears, gets sealed
>RtDL TA, flees
>Gets sealed by the clockwork stars
>SSU MKU
>>140985146
The OS says something about time and space when he summons him in K:PR. When he summons him he isn't in a crystal but gets sealed in one when he's defeated by Meta Knight. In KSSU he shows up in a crystal and when Meta Knight defeats him he explodes.
>>140986418
Wouldn't SSU have to come first? If meta knight wishes to fight the most powerful warrior in the galaxy, how could that work if he had already been beaten by meta knight once before?
>>140986881
SSU was when MK Killed GK
>>140987053
So which character has the highest killcount in the franchise?
Kirby?
>>140988723
Most definitely
>>140987053
>implying death means anything in the kirbyverse
If Magolor could come back after his soul was consumed by some Dark Matter-infested relic, I'm sure Star Dream could've found a cosmic loophole of sorts. The OS might have very well pulled him from an alternate timeline or even whatever afterlife there might be in that franchise.
>>140989168
>getting pulled from the afterlife just to be put back in that fucking crystal
Being Galacta Knight is suffering
>>140989168
>Being Galacta Knight is suffering
Well, he IS the Jobborb, after all.
futa sectonia
>>140950582
Damn right he is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGkUBmBm8OY
Should we just go ahead and post another thread on /v/? Since about half of the posters from the Kirby threads probably dont even know we moved to /vg/.
>>140990450
Theres a reason why you remind them when kirby threads get made
>>140990031
Lewd
>>140989852
Why does Jobborb job? Does he have some kinda ulterior motive?
READY-->
I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH-->
>>140990841
give me the succ of my entire lifetime
Give me one reason why I shouldn't destroy Popstar.
>>140990841
Well, I want to control Popstar!
>>140990450
I wasn't in the thread when thry decided to move to /vg/. I had i backtrack and figure out that it was here based on mentions from previous threads. I barely made it here.
>>140990841
Give me the money back that I wasted on preordering legion
>>140990992
one (1)?
>>140990992
Because then this will happen.
>>140990841
I wish to be able to safely grope sectonia's chest for five minutes, she can go back to being dead after I am done
>>140990992
God-tier waifus
>>140991607
That thumbnail looks so much different from the actual image
>>140991561
The spider or the Wasp, you can't have both.
>>140991986
I want the wasp thorax
My hands are too big for spider
>>140990841
Bring Gooey Back
>>140990957
invalid Wish.
>>140991030
Already Granted yours, and you got killed as a result.
>>140991098
Only portion of that money will be returned, but I will grant it anyways
>>140992091
.....strange request, but granted
>>140992508
I'll bring back Gooey, but I'll also bring back the Dark Matter as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi_yAc-nHkw
>>140993026
>Not destroying Popstar
You're not the real Nova.
IS IT TIME TO FUCKING BLOW UP POPSTAR YET?!
>>140993405
The Nova you knew is just a meme.
Besides, You can't blame me that PopStar is fucked because of your selfish wishes.
>>140990841
Can you make Kabula appear more often?
>>140993554
My wish wasn't selfish at all
Sectonia wouldn't have done any of what she did if she had someone to calm her tits
Thats what happens when you leave tits unattended you stupid fucking piece of clockwork shit
Waddle Dee's characterization in Revenge of the King was vastly better than what we have now.
>>140993943
Nigga that was Taranza's job
>>140994559
Six fucking hands and apparently the useless fuck wasn't good at it either
Nago, Pitch, and Chuchu >>> Rick, Coo, and Kine
>>140994315
but i riked it better when he didn't speak
why Drawcia doesn't wear undergarments again?
>>140995196
The only Kirby characters that would need them are humanoid characters and Zero
>>140995196
she has no legs
>>140994897
Same, he doesn't need to speak to have that characterization.
>>140989168
Magolor didn't blow up though.
Sectonia and Haltmann are dead as fuck.
>>140995410
so does Susie, even Magalor is legless yet all clothed.
LOL
>>140995956
>she has no legsdon't make me feel this feel again
>>140994315
>>140994897
>>140995598
Note that that particular Waddle Dee was oh-so-subtly aiding your quest to rescue King Dedede in Triple Deluxe.
>>140995956
to be fair, susie could still have thicc thighs and tiny feets
>>140965589
Best Kirby helper ever. We need the goofball back.
>>140995841
Damn. Well maybe now we have a reason for Haltmann Works Company to return, in the form of Susie getting revenge on Kirby
>>140996801
Susie "Super Star Slaughter, You Killed My Father" Haltmann?
>>140996928
she remodels and create, not a slaughterer.
>>140996801
Revenge? Doubtful. She knows what Kirby is capable of, as she relied on him to defeat Star Dream after it went out of control.
If anything she'll probably make a better president than her insane father.
I just began playing Robobot. What were those handful of levels that had hard-to-find cubes? I'm assuming cubes are like the Stars from TD.
>>140996402
>and tiny feetsoh my
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tQKdmKu.png "latest[1].png")
Hey, hey, hey.
>Sectonia is in her bedroom applying makeup in front of the amazing mirror
>You are in there by the grace of christ undetected, able to move the mirror
>You grab the edge and shove it a few inches to the side
what happens
>>140999657
she turns back into an Antr
>>140996402
>>140998741
>you will never lick her frets
>you will neverbe hailed as the greatest guitarist on Popstar
Why live?
>>141000065She's a robot she doesn't have frets what are you trying to do here
>>140994760
I'd agree, but I want all of them back.
>>140994760
While I do like the original trio more than Pitch, I think that Chuchu is a cute and Nago reminds me of my childhood with video games where I loved double-jumping so much that a character who could triple-jump just plain let me BTFA (Blown The Fuck Away)
>>141000459
That I can agree with. Kirby's original friends are still great.
So I've owned triple deluxe for almost two years now, bought the game full price and then just left it in the plastic, never to touch it. Now its sitting on my desk. My 3ds is nearby and fully charged, recently I started thinking maybe to play it soon, but I still just don't know.
>>141001272
Are you a consumer of drugs?
>>141001360
I'm depressed if that counts for something. All I did was take the dust off of the game case and then left it sitting here. I remember back when I bought it I was actually hyped to play it, but then, I dunno.
>>141000260It's called a plot twist, m88
>>141001665
Play it if you've got nothing else you'd rather dolove u
>>141000260Susie isn't actually a robot
>>141002073she's inbetween
Do you, personally, do your extra stages before or after the final?
>>141002390Nuh uh
>>140998661
please respond!
