Lewd Au Ra edition
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/KnerUPn4
Previously on. /xivg/.
>>140658263
fuck you
unban putt
>>140684096
Fuck you leatherhead
>>140674384
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>>140676865
24h long treatment continues, as promised. Femboy posted 21 selfies today. Don't forget today's fiasco involving him.
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Roachman race when?
>>140684096
this seems extremely uncalled for
Anyone for an aetherqueue?
Should I be melding accuracy on PLD? I noticed I miss sometimes.
>>140684223
Piss off
>>140684223
what kind of queue
>BRD is the lowest DPS in the group on an expert
One day the devs will get their head out of their asses and requirement retard checks to be able to queue expert, so they can then actually make them slightly above brain-dead to clear.
Lewd male Au Ra
>>140684002
>using one of my crops
It keeps happening
I just hit 60 and I have a i170 weapon and i150 crafted set. Do I now just do Aethrochemical Research Facility over and over until I can buy all the esoteric gear?
>>140684260
Upset.
>>140684269
Maybe CT or Turn 5?
>>140684314
I out DPS'd a nin in aetherochemical as a PLD
The dungeon would not end.
>>140684363
>>140684438
That dungeon doesn't end regarldess of how good/bad the DPS is. The i180 cap is ridiculous, should have just left it at i210 because it's not like DPS will die in there if they pull hate off a barely-geared tank.
I think Au Ras are all pretty cool.
Ladies and gentleman,
Someone just won the sugibowl.
>>140684505
>>140684385
>>140684223
Hey guys.
Queue to Turn 5, I'll join you.
>>140684518
>that filename
/slap
>>140684518
VOIDSENT TRAITOR
>>140684680
Take off your pants and panties, shit on the floor,
get schwifty
>>140684548
>>140684363
>>140684002
please...post source
>>140684538
Who was it?
>>140684660
Greencat queue'd, 0/0 2/2 4/4 here
>>140684714
Traitor? Are you mad, I never once renounced the darkness.
>>140684538
There is no sugibowl kid
>>140684816
Well nevermind, we're not in the same queue.
>>140684871
We can move languages, my desire to play with others from ffxivg exceeds that of actually completing this.
where oh where is my min height au ra waifu.....
>>140684162
Why people call him femboy? Is he a trap?
>>140684975
someone said it once and the retard ran with it
>>140684967
cats/hyurs not good enough for you?
>tfw you give handlebars PTSD
>>140684967
I thought you were gay
>>140684830
PURGE
THE
VOIDSENT
>>140684953
I promise to help you clear this if you need it, but give it a few minutes until this one queue get in, then we'll try again.
Just wait like 10 minutes.
>>140685043
oh, they're all cute
but the height difference between male and female au ra is fucking amazing
fem au ra min height is notably shorter than femcat iirc
>>140685043She is.
>>140684967
>your waifu
>>140685045
You won't win, I place my Faith in the Light.
>>140684967
Max height Au Ra females a best.
>>140685043
oops i meant this post at >>140685013
i am not gay
i'm a hedonist
sexual orientations are restrictive to one's ability to experience the most pleasure possible
>>140685160
i'll find one some day
>>140685187
m i n i m u m
>>140666623
MMO's are not easy games to get into, even if WoW is an extremely popular game with the masses, reason why is because it's been nerfed down the toilet. The original leveling process was painfully slow as fuck and people enjoyed that RP element to that. In reality, back then the game was the trip to level cap, there wasn't any endgame really. Then the raids were conceived.
Azeroth (WoW continent) is an extremely large place, FF14s world doesnt compare to it and even if it did it's all instanced. In WoW you literally go though an gigantic world and villages and shit and it's all seamless.
People now complain because they want something like Vanilla leveling (which Nostalrius gave) but honestly that shit is just painful and I played vanilla WoW when was a 12 year shitstain who had nothing else to do but sit on a PC and it took me 3 months to get to 50 and tbqh I don't ever want to do that shit again.
>>140667896
But what is there that doesnt have a targetting system? BnS is garbage honestly, Wildstar had a good promise in endgame, but Datascape is way too large and there are too many slow retardos that play the game currently and that made me quit. I had Datascape on farm but I coulnd't give too much of a shit to be there more than one day because people forgot how certain pair fights worked and wipe over and over to them. There was too many trash, like the wings which extended the raid a bit too much. At the beggining, a raid like Datascape sounded like a dream come true, but later on, when all you want to do is get your items and ge tthrough the boring parts of the isntance as fast as possible it becomes the most unbrearable shit ever.
Not to mention the fact that Carbine are probably the most incompetent pieces of shit I've ever known.
Sadly, the only thing there is is WoW, because FFXIV is garbage too.
>>140684816
will shana be there to give out post clear blowjobs?
>>140685248
I have no clue. Isn't Shana offline?
Requesting what I spend my red crafting scrips on please since I got back into crafting?
>>140685248
>>140685305
Shana's sleeping
How do you make reasonable gating without making people quit, because this weekly cap doesn't really fit well with people who have a lot of time?
>>140685245
>Carbine are probably the most incompetent pieces of shit I've ever known.
I'd say Aeria is the worse and most incompetent more so than Nexon.
>>140685459
>NEETs thinking they're valued
normies pay the bills my guy
How do I find a gf?Don't say go outside because I go outside everyday.
>>140685241
When are we gonna hit up the quicksand and holla at some bitches?
>>140685563
Get rich
>>140685563
>I go outside everyday.
server?define gf
>>140685563
Talk to the lonely person in your FC
>>140685643
Balmung of course. I define gf as a girlfriend who's actually a girl irl.
Anyone know cool, obscure spots to idle within a sanctuary? Mega points if it's not in a city.
>>140685746
>a girlfriend who's actually a girl irl.
weirdo
>>140685785
>sanctuary
lame
>>140685746name?
>>140685746
Step 1) : don't go on 4chan
>>140685563Initials and race?
>>140685598
don't say dumb things
>>140685821
cute boys make better cute girls than cute girls that guys brazy
>Zu Horn is in high demand
>price has plummeted eighty percent
>>140685958
>cute boys make better cute girls
They're more familiar with what dudes want, obviously, and the unrepentant attention is really sweet. Almost makes me wish I were gay.
>>140685958
If only you weren't so rude, I'd help you quench that thirst. Im even a minimum height fem ra. tisk tisk
anyone wanna do praetorium? 1st time bonus
balmung
>>140686179
Are you looking to just blitz it, or do you want to watch the cutscenes?
If it's the latter I'll join in,Casseia Majumdar.
>>140686179
rat king
>>140686119
sure i mean if those are the reasons
i haven't analyzed it but it's jsut true
>>140686161
i was just talking to someone earlier about that
people have this idea in their head that i'm actually hitler or something
when i'm fairly well mannered if not a bit reserved when actually speaking to people
>>140686057
I guess it's cause all the rich people who buy stuff straight away have done so, so now you gotta try and make your investment pay off somehow by trying to find the threshold for buying of the lesser cashed up fun people.
>>140685459
Current BiS gear takes ingredients you get from monsters or whatever, just like in Monster Hunter. The monsters could be in raids, trials or a new type of thing similar to what you see in MH where you try to find the monster you're hunting in a big, instanced area and you kill it.
Pretty much mild RNG with real difficulty.
>>140686207
Wait what
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
>>140686441
I don't have any need for poetics, but I like helping people who want to see the story.
>>140686471
What do you gain out of it? Is it a mob thing where you do them a favor and they're indebted to you for life or something?
>>140686543
Nah, I just want to enable people to enjoy the cool cutscenes if they want to.
>>140685958
>cute boys make better cute girls than cute girls
ugh every dude here is homo.
>>140686685
That's really spooky
the tyyne
>>140686543
>you need to have a reason to be nice and patient to people
lol
Can someone give me a TL;DR on the Judgment Nisi controversy in A4S? I'm currently watching a discussion about it, but there hasn't been a proper explanation of how it SHOULD work versus how the cheese is done up to this point, so I'd like a little context.
I didn't do A4S myself, but as my group is progressing on A8S right now we're starting to argue about whether or not to cheese the Enumeration+Compressed Water towards the end of A8S. If you don't know, unlike the earlier Compressed Waters in A8S and A6S, this one won't explode and wipe the raid if you try to sac the debuffed player. It's almost certainly an oversight, and lets you skip a wicked hard combination (Enumeration plus a 150,000 split AoE) that requires tight-as-shit positioning, without which you lose colossal uptime on the boss.
So yeah, having discussions about that piqued my interest about Nisi in A4S. From what I'm hearing in this video, it sounds like it completely broke the fight.
>>140686852
Sorry.
>>140686803
But I'm not, read: >>140685241
>>140686872
keeping nisi up hindered healer dps too much making checks impossible
>>140686803
Nah
good meowning
what are your goals for the day?
>>140686543
just accept the kind favour, going through old content with new people is funalso if you're in a party with casseia, tell em to invite me
>>140684953
Let's try to queue to Turn 5 now, what do you get?
>>140686976
You missed it, we're just running through it in df anyways :v
>>140686976
>>140686543
oh, nevermind, you're already in
>>140686976
gayest character on this thread right after the catboys
>>140687008
fucking talk ingame retards, haven't you shit up the thread enough as it is?
>>140686976
>>140687035
Oh no I'm not even that guy. I just don't understand why would someone do something for someone else for free.
>>140687074
shut up sperg.
>>140687074
>bound by duty
ok anon
>>140686281
Can attest to this.
Godspeed has a very soft side and is actually very collected unless someone triggers him.
>>140687074
how can my character be gay if he's married to a c@gril
>>140686938
Its the opposite, the healing was too annoying. The DPS check is easier if you don't sac.
>>140686872
Saccing is easier and if you have gear you should do it, the DPS check in a8s isn't high anymore to worry about the hassle.
>>140687173
did you gape her with your dragon d?
>>140686976
>Red Scrips done
>Midan Striking complete
I have Ninja at lv59 and four Antiquated jewels I should upgrade (four Void Arks (guh)). Then I'll probably farm Thordan's Reign or Thok ast Thok.
Who else here in a dead fc? Fucking sucks everyone left and now it is only me and the leader, don't want to leave because he is such a nice guy
>>140687328
I'm not even in a FC.
>>140686976
Good morningHusband!
>>140687190
>You should cheese the fight
I'm sorry but I will never agree with this. It seems stupid, I don't care if it's plainly superior. I'm just autistic that way, and so is my static leader, and the other 6 people don't give a shit about our autism. With our gear I'm positive the weakness wouldn't be a ball-buster on J Waves anyway, it's a pride thing damn it.
Anyway, I don't understand Nisi at all. I'm still watching this guide and they aren't even there yet, he keeps talking about WAR tactics. So, I need the complete 101 on the mechanic and how cheesing it is done
Second Coil Turn 4, 0/2 0/2 1/4, E Aether
>>140687423
>It's a pride thing
Your pride is out the window if you havent cleared a8s yet.
You're intentionally making the fight harder for zero reason. That's like saying melee LB is a crutch, you're using in game options available to you.
>>140687328
Not even in a fc but it's fine
>>140687494
Queued.
>>140687383
>>140687534
Why did you chose not to be in an FC?
>>140687173
>second biggest whore on balmung
Yeah, you are truly fortunate, aren't you
Could've eb'd a gaycatboi and it would last longer
>>140687516
>Your pride is out the window if you havent cleared a8s yet.
Spoken like a true craven.
>>140687621
Sorry dude, I know you want to feel good about yourself but its just hubris at this point, especially if you're intentionally holding the 6 other people back for it.
>>140687516
Nah m8 it's about the challenge. I can't have fun knowing that I'm cheesing it on the hardest part of the entire fight. Raiding has always been about the challenge for me. I don't give two shits about the clear, won't mean a thing if we didn't actually earn it.
That said, even not-skipping isn't that tough anymore. 150k split isn't a huge deal when everyone's health is higher than it was in mid-March...
>>140687582
I'm not good with people. I also don't particularly care about being in one as I play alone anyways.
>>140687603
damn, that's pretty rude
>Ki'is and Quentyn ran off to a different server and are still together
>Dame and Milly are still together
>Ftelor and proci are still together
>CG and tankmom are still together
>Pashua and Brahms are still together
>Couples post here often
>New EB pictures posted often
>The worldwide whore can land an EB
>Anon remains EBless
Bad feeling.
>>140687846
Couples are gay.
Come queue for Turn 9! 0/2 2/2 1/4
>>140687846
my eb quit the game after we got married. it's ok anon
>>140687423
>>140687725
Let's discuss creampies m8
>>140687846
>>140687909
My eb too quit the game, right before we got married though.
>>140687846
I want an EB but I don't want to date.
>ARR
>People run all the non-raid content constantly because you need clears to progress
>PF always has something going on
>HW
>Nobody does anything because it's all pointless
>PF always dead aside from maybe Alex and Sephirot
>Relics can fill the content gap with potential needed drops from EX primals
>Instead it's more FATE/Dungeon/Tome grinds
At some point do you think they'll introduce something that actually makes the game's content relevant for people to do? I remember enjoying doing Titan/Garuda whatever runs just to help people out since I enjoyed the fights so much, but now people don't even try making learning/clear parties because there isn't 1 reason to ever do them for any reason ever.
>>140687846
half of them are gonna get cuck'd yo
case in point
>>140687603
>>140686976
>>140687959
it's a video game
>>140687725
You just said there's no challenge in it because of higher HP
If you cared about challenge you would be using min ilvl at this point
Get over your autism, unless you care more about video game challenges than holding 6 people back
>>140687928
>12 hrs later you're still mad
>>140688048
Or maybe you'd rather discuss Midas (Savage) strategies.
>>140688027
I don't get the point you're trying to make.
>>140688037
Do you even know the fight? It's easier but not THAT much easier. You're talking 2k HP of breathing room instead of 1k HP.
But I didn't come here to discuss Compressed Water, I came here to ask about Nisi dammit. I can't find a guide vid that doesn't do the skip so I still have little idea whats going on
>>140686281
>unfriendly facade
>>140688120
Just marry a friend for the items and the cutscenes then.
>>140688002
>Half
>Lists one
What? Ftel's is a given. That's two.
>>140688120
you don't need to date someone to get married in a game
>>140688184
citation needed
>>140688048
>falseflag
>>140688185
kiki bracing himself for the inevitable cuck
that's why he won't date the gold digger
>>140688002
>quote yourself
>call it proof
What are you so salty over?
>>140687721
>>140687516
There were people on my server who used a glitch during 2.3 to cheese T7S by locking their pets in the arena while keeping the boss active so they could kill it without lifting a finger.
You could say they were just "using the resources the game gave them", but would you say it was fair? That other anon has a point. What is easy isn't always what is right.
talk about thick creampies or dont talk at all
>>140687846
Woah there buddy. There's a big difference between an EB and a relationship.
EB = dumb video game marriage
relationship = dumb irl shit that wastes your time
>>140687846
:(
I'll never get an EB.
Come queue Second Coil Turn 4! We need 3 dps and 2 tanks still! Aether data center and English q!
>>140688127
i'm intent on keeping that border between
my center
and
your edges
but i erupt beneath my skin and reflect inward until life's light cannot escape
The kind woman that saved me from that big banemite is teaching me how to fight after I told her about my old mistress. I'm going to finish her off next time she tries to catch me again.
how do i convince shirou and sugi to double team me?
>>140688416
>but i erupt beneath my skin and reflect inward until life's light cannot escape
>>140688431
Start by having them both on the same server?
>>140687813
Join <Lewd!>
or <Saint>
Full of sluts that will slobber on your cock if you have an ounce of confidence.
>>140688431
Who in his right mind would want shirou
>>140688418
Don't forget the big kick with the delayed explosion.
>>140688431
>consorting with wetbacks
>>140688418
Can i take your place as her slave?
>>140688418
I hope that red lizard overpowers youboth.
>>140688418
did she teach you how tomake love instead of being used as a fuck toyyet or am i a few episodes early?
So erm, where the nudes and steam logs at /xivg/?
Pic related.
>>140688508
I don't ERP. I am the world's greatest, though.
>>140688668
I think I've read this h-manga.
>>140688503
>he doesn't know
oh anon, you naive fool.
>>140688815
I am naive, thank you. That's my selling point!
>>140688334
I like the kind where they keep giving hard solid thrusts while they shoot hot thick fat wads of cum as their cocks still twich inside the pussy
>>140688874
Do you want to cuddle anon?
>>140688418
Show more of the elezen face its the best I've seen
>>140688874
>>140688896
c-can i join?
>>140688418
If this is another "battered woman gets back together with a reformed abuser" story, I'm unsubscribing.
>>140688896
>>140688964
I'm not cuddling material.
I have stupid black scales, a long dumb tail, and a short haircut.
>>140688964
Yes
>>140689007
That's the best, our tails can curl around one another.
>>140689007
are you a fem ra? you sound like my eb.he's playing ds3 and doesn't have to know
>>140689071
I forgot, I'm also not a girl, my character is that of a male, so I'm sure no one would be interested in such a thing!
>>140688686
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE
So, I resubbed a few weeks ago...
Is Behemoth dead?
Are there any linkshells with fun people? Is there any point in playing this game anymore?Coming back to this game made me feel lonely.
>>140689110
post male character
>>140689110
I am..
>>140689110
>>140689172
>poor anon tries everything to make others lose interest and is failing miserably at it
>>140689169
no to everything. unless you wanna be my eb.
>>140689130
No. Get banned, loser.
>>140689110
I-I don't mind that sort of thing...hetero...
I think I'm ready for my final test now! I'm supposed to kill one of those monsters to see if I'm ready for actual combat!
>>140688585
I won't!But I don't think I could do that.
>>140688651
Not if I kill her!
>>140688657
W-why would you say such a thing, anon?
>>140688668
She's not like that! She's just a nice person!But it wouldn't be the worst thing if she made love to me.
>>140688983
Don't worry! It won't be. That woman is beyond reform!
>>140689172
>>140689231
>>140689275
If you insist, I'm not that appealing.
>>140689235
Tell me about it, now I'm being a cop out and giving in.
>>140688940
Here you go!
>>140689249
>unless you wanna be my eb.
Maybe.Mi'qote/F/Ul'dah
>>140689379
Already saw this, that's why I asked for more
>>140689378
cute ra
/pet
>find a group of catgirls and a cute lala in df
>reunite months later after we all transfer to the same server
>they all love in my city and want to hang out
>get invited a party chat
>they're allbig black guys
>>140689417
The only other one I have right nowthat isn't going to be used in future posts.
ded thread
post lewd lizards
>tfw you don't trust anybody who has a crown next to their name
It's literally the mark of a shitter these days. I don't know why people still have it.
Let's write a letter to to Yoshi-P for his bday :^)
Every post quoting this with a word will be added in order of appearance, by the end of the thread i'll send it.
I'll start it off with:
>Yoshi-Please
>>140690068
>Not a mentor
>Have taught a great many people about fishing
Trust. Fish.
>>140690119
boypucci
>>140690119
Lalafell
>>140690119
Fuck
>>140690068
>crown
>heart of the party or pure white title
>anime name
>>140690119
But
>>140690119
Bahamut
>>140690119
husbando
>>140690119
Shana
>>140690068
I've played this game for 8,000 hours and know more than most.
Not that it's put to use. I just use it to get in Mentor roulette.
>>140690119
Isn't
>>140690119
Nerf
>>140690149
calm down red
>>140690119
Make
>>140690334
No! Get psyched! Drop and give me 20.
20 feesh.
>>140690119
Elysium
>>140690119
Discord is not your safe space. Discord has no drama. Join. Ban Putt. The cunt deserved it. Discuss thick creampie.
>>140690119
Great
>>140690119
Again
>>140690119
loljk
Xth for angry skunkc@
>>140687994
If it makes you feel better they're planning on making a database wide party finder and are planning on putting all raids in duty finder
>>140690897
post your gay gon
>>140690897
That's going to fail so badly.
>>140689378
/hug you're cute
>>140690119
Ada
>>140690119
Cummies
>>140690897
Handsome.
>>140690119
smell
>>140689472
>>140691107
I'm alright, I'm sure there are much cuter Au Ra males. But I'll stay positive!
>>140690119
Lalafell!
>>140690119
imgonnaebshanna
>>140690119
abe
>>140690991lurk /bnsg/ more
>>140690119
retarded
>just saying thread celebrities instead of at least trying to say stuff about the game or yoshi
>>140690119
but
>>140691509
Was expecting to see you ranked high in Feast Rankings in Primal.
I'm honestly very disappointed.
>>140691632
>Feast
>good
>>140691509
>Not just posting it here
:(
>>140691661
let the shitters have their fun.
>>140691632
>That Link Hoshino lalafell cunt
I hate him with a passion.
>>140691632
I've actually just started working on feast ratings a couple days ago,before my sub runs out, I'm going to hit diamond before may 25th just you wait.
>>140691732
Master race once again prevails.
>>140690119
SPLASH
>>140691732
why? dudes slick trash. just cc his meme burst and he goes blind with rage. you should see what we used to do to him in frontlines. he stopped queing during prime time to farm shitters during dead hours.
>>140691883
I usually play melee dps so I am always against him, sometimes I change to healer and get him in my team and let him die on purpose.
>>140691883
From what I see he's ranked 1 and you're not lol
>>140691972
lmao. he bot feeds in frontlines, if you see a battle high/fever in some obscure location on the map its him. just one shot him with melee lb and find a pocket healer. he WILL come looking for you for the rest of the game. i used to pocket heal my friends and we'd make him go 1-8 just charging because he literally can't contain his autism if he dies
>>140691756
Oh it's Byooki.
>>140692195
I wonder what he sounds like.
Is Bad Nyanners-chan EBd? This is important
asking for a friend
>>140691756
Byookers on what server do you play?
>>140692236
shut up naka
>>140692146
that's because I'm not on primal anymore.no one isgg tho linky poo. tell kini i said hi, sorry they won't carry you.
>>140692306
Show me your Feast rank.
free stefan
>>140692440
who?
>>140692387
>giving shit about some ugly ass glamour
>>140692771
They want it so they can be a special snowflake being one of the only people with those items.
>>140692771
>calling someone else shit
>getting btfo by said person
>i-im not in primal anymore lol
>gets called out for being a chickenshit
>i-i dont care about ranks lol
enjoy your bronze rank
would you cuddle me on a big bed in the cities?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10098701
http://www.strawpoll.me/10098701
http://www.strawpoll.me/10098701
>tfw fishing at costa del sol on the little construction in the sea
>2 cats who seemed like EB coming in , they unmount
>They both target you
>they mount back and go away
I.. I think i stopped something there....
>>140693248
Doing God's work Anon.
