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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>137190753
>be good
>watch anime
>become average
>>137213439
they'd be such a cute gay couple c:
>>137213439
livestreamer link is outdated
http://docs.livestreamer.io/
>tfw astralis will beat fnatic and but lose in semi like always
>tfw lg will play against na'vi in final
>TFW FAVELA WILL WIN THE MAJOR BECAUSE NA'VI CRUMBLES FROM PRESSURE
>TFW NO FUCKING FACE AT ALL
>>137213680
thanks
>jw is a pepeposter
>>137213439
>swag and hiko will never be on a team
>NA will never have a top 3 team with dazed, hiko, skadoodle, s1mple, and swag
:(
>>137213918
pepe is a normie meme
cute
>30 vs 70 odds on astralis and fnatic
>>137213918
>facebook frog
>>137214038
practically free skines
Anyone else get absurd amounts of stuttering in-game (primarily in DM) despite having 300+ FPS at all times?
Low settings and resolution, have tried every console/startup command that has been said to improve performance and have no power saving settings enabled in Windows or my BIOS.
>>137214107
what processor do you have?
how much ram?
are you running shit in the background?
cpu and gpu temps?
>no anime gf
>>137214248
i5 4670k
16GB
Never
40°C and 48°C (in-game)
>>137214107
Check the refresh rate on your monitor, homie. If that doesn't work, check and make sure video card and mobo have up to date drivers.
>>137214107
you have virus xdd
>>137214463
I will be your gf
>>137214931
>no anime gf to play nova mm with
betgod here
with the groupstage done and the tournament beginning, i'm gonna start throwing my predictions around.
i went 17/19 throughout IEM Katowice 2016. let's see if my success continues.
Na'Vi > NiP
Astralis < Fnatic
Liquid > CLG
Luminosity > Virtus.Pro
>>137214534
Refresh rate is fine, mobo drivers are up to date. Haven't updated my video drivers in a couple months, but it didn't fix the problem the hundred other times I tried it.
Easy major win for Fnatic.
Love how Olof, a title hungry guy is a die hard fan of Arsenal.
>>137215312
wow you really are Nostradamus picking 4 overdogs
>>137215312
Shut the fuck up all you do pick is the favorite 99% of the time
>>137215725
What April Fool's joke are MLG going to play tomorrow?
>>137215725
>>137215487
You people are retarded.
I bet you also wonder why you always lose your fucking inventories.
>>137215989
an american team making it to the semis of a major
>>137215989
NA win
>>137216006
I'm not saying he's wrong. Those 4 teams are the obvious picks.
His input is worth nothing.
>>137215989
fnatic pause fails!
>>137215989
I don't know about MLG but I have a nice April Fool's "prank" planned for fnatic tomorrow.
>>137215989
>tomorrow
>>137216257
reported to the fbi
do it for him, hiko
![fb2e6f9e9f598c118261380068c62b27[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OfFgBvA.png "fb2e6f9e9f598c118261380068c62b27[1].png")
>>137216257
how about you post that on esea forums and see what happens
>>137216329
-nitro
-elige
-adren
+steel
+dazed
+swag
there you have a team to compete with fnatic now. too bad the greedy jews had to ruin 4 careers including their own
>>137215725
>correctly picked lum vs fnatic in groups
>correctly picked tempo vs envyus
>correctly picked e-frag over envyus
>one of the ones i got wrong was lum vs fnatic in the finals because i was feeling ballsy
not to mention it'd be pretty stupid to bet on underdogs every time, no?
>>137216604
>taking out nitro for steel
r u ok
>>137216685
steel is better than nitro, but not by much
Pick'Em
Na'Vi>NiP
Fnatic>Astralis
Liquid>CLG
LG>VP
I can afford to get ONE (1) wrong pick and still get gold. I'm pulling for NiP and/or VP to make it, but prob won't happen.
>>137216087
they're definitely not obvious picks.
VP could very easily upset.
Liquid and CLG are 55/45
Astralis and Fnatic are both saving strats and Astralis, at least during Pronax's time, was Fnatic's kryptonite.
The only semi-obvious one is Na'Vi and that's a very unique situation.
the point isn't to pick ballsy upsets and pray you get it right. the point is to make money using logic and estimation, or at least have fun if you don't plan on betting.
What's the incoming French suffle guys?
-rpk
-smithz
+kioshima or apex
+kennys
>>137217221
damn did you go to statistic school
did you learn under professor rainmain
>>137217457
casters were hinting at an international shuffle weren't they?
>>137217457
Inside information: ex6 is going to retire if they don't do well in the next 3 months. he would have retired this major if G2 did any worse
>>137217514
who in their right mind would want to play with a Frenchie? they probably don't even shave their armpits
>>137217675
anon, do you shave your armpits?
>>137217457
KQLY is getting his ban overturned.
KQLY
Happy
NBK
Kennysex6tenz
>>137217712
of course
I also use antiperspirant which probably isn't even a word in French
would you suck a dick for a dragon lore?
119 of 167 (71%) achievements earned
>>137217826
welllllllllll........I mean if it's a dlore I might as well swallow right? just this once
>>137217826
Yep, pride is just a spook.
>>137217826
Can I cash it out? I'm fucking poor I need the money.
I'd suck a nice clean dick for 1500 or more
If the dick is ugly and dirty it'd take me 10k or more.
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 108
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 18
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 1
Competitive Kills: 2536
Competitive MVPs: 317
Competitive Match Wins: 84
>>137217826
if you got a p250 sand dune that doubled every time you sucked a cock, how many would you suck? you could be a billionaire in a day.
>>137218146
what's the catch?
>>137218146
I'd probably crash the world economy.
i masturbated on skype for a 45 year old man but he never gave me the Karambit he promised me
>>137218221
people aren't going to just let you suck their cock all willynilly and you can't pay them
clive is such a faggot
http://www.hltv.org/blog/11493-clive-i-retire
>>137217826
DOOR STUCK....... PLEASE
i masturbated on skype for a 45 year old man
>>137218486
What sort of autism is this
>>137218486
who even is this
>>137218584
that guy is dead you know
damn I love watching dazed surf the internet, it's like I have a friend. :)
>>137218730
>>137218816
Tourney nubs don't know clive
>>137218980
You don't want a jew for a friend.
>>137218934
which one the guy who got stuck or the guy who got him stuck?
>>137219197
but I am a jew
>>137216685
why steel when you can get azk
>>137219204
Neither. I'm lying.
guys im outside fnatics hotel room what do
>>137219339
I guess if you watch the whole video both die
>>137219503
rub poop all over the door handle
>>137219503
knock and wish em luck
>>137219503
burn it all down8
>>137219503
Go to bed JW
>>137219503
get flusha's account vac'd
>>137219503
steal their peripherals
>>137219503
Order pige delivery to their room and leave a note that implies something about JW.
>>137219503
steal their donald duck comics
>>137220142
Then how will they prepare for Astralis??
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-YieeO-FoUSk-whnZX-XzQwq-MOBJC
Can you guys please report James and Miner for griefing? This was the second match tonight that I got matched up with them and they were just sitting in spawn spinning during both matches.
>>137220437
they're deranking, its a csgog tradition
>>137218660
Underrated post
>>137220356
give them donald duck hentai manga
>>137219503
tell them where to get their LOL on
tfw 9 (You)s in a row and ten in total.
>>137218660
sou da ne?
>>137219503
Literally go to kinkos, print a picture of JW and slide it under their door with a bag of bacon. You won't get in trouble for it and it only costs $5.
>>137219503
Knock and ask if you can be their personal fucktoy for the night
>>137220820
Don't be selfish, give some (You)s back.
>>137220820
Nice job.
>>137220820
all me
>>137217826
I'd suck a dick for a good bayo knfie
Where can I see a proper list of csgo's updates?
Game updates p much daily but the blog doesn't show any of it
im gonna see how long itll take me to buy a knife if i put in 5 bucks each month
>>137221051
Will you suk my dik plz? I have. Nifedipine will transfer FAST ++rep
>>137217826
what video is this
>>137221178
Door stuck
is there any hikoxsimple fanfiction
preferably where hiko is the bear and simple is the cub
>win two bo1's
>get invited to a LAN 5 months from now
gotards??
>>137222084
fnatic fangay buttmad they got roasted by a fat american and a ruski
>>137222084
yes? that's how it's worked for a few years
Everyone bet on CLG so i get more return pls
hey guys im MGE after 2 months of playing. Most guys in my games have like 1k hours, why is everyone so shit? Or am I a fucking beast?
Insider info. France will form a new super team in a few months.
-shox (igl, lurk, 2nd awp)
-scream (entry)
-kioshima (entry)
-apex (support)
-kennys (awp)
>>137224018
sounds shitty
>can only miss 1 single pick from here on out and still get the gold coin because of how much I've already fucked up
so who we pickin for tomorrow
I got navi/fnatic/liquid/luminosity but literally none of those are gimmes
>>137224510
I really hope luminosity loses. Everyone is just so damn sure about them, it'd be nice to see vp get to the semis
>>137224510
Virtus Pro will win. the Brasilians have yet to experience the plow
astralis will win because they need to choke the semis
>>137224510
Same here senpai and I have the same picks. I wouldn't mind NiP or VP winning though. Semi & finals should be easy desu.
LG/VP>NA
Fnatic>NiP/Na'Vi
Fnatic>LG/VP
NiP will win tomorrow, just trust me.
>>137224018
>super team
>-scream
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>137225450
>doubting edshut mashene
>>137225080
Navi is #2 in the world, they won't
>>137225450
replying to myself because i would like to clearify.
RPK is a better entry then Scream any day of the week. Putting ScreaM on a "Super Team" over him means it's not a super team.
There's 8 GOOD French players left and they are on 2 different teams. Shuffle them around after every major and you can be top 4 every major. For this to work you pretty much need both teams owned by one org so roster changes can be instant.
>>137225627
My program that has 80% prediction rate is saying NiP.
Not going to say how it does it exactly but watch the game tomorrow and you'll see.
How was anybody surprised about EnVy bombing out
I mean, they have been total dogshit shit for a good 2 months, lost to NRG ffs
>>137225681
>For this to work you pretty much need both teams owned by one org so roster changes can be instant.
LDLC why did you fail us
>>137225080
I'm not saying NiP will win but at 80/20 odds, betting on Navi is pretty worthless
I want LG vs Navi final
steel mad as fucc
>>137226338
You want a LG 16-3 final?
>>137226425
t. favela boy
>>137226726
navi always lose to lg
>>137227035
ur mom always lose to my dick
slitting my throat its all i ever
>>137227035
Na'vi only lost to LG once. LG gets BTFO all the time by them.
post your cringe screenshots
uhmmm...
>>137227982
i lent my friend one of those stat trak gun i got from a case and then he deleted me
>>137228103
dont hate the player dont hate the game
>>137228103
but who was helmet
>3/8 playoff teams aren't european
>HALF of the teams in the semis won't be european
is this the great european collapse?
Where all my silvers at doe
>>137228839
SEM reporting for duty
where did real nigga hours-anon go? i really liked his pictures :c
as a ge, how can i improve?
surely its not just a matter of constantly playing?
Is there any advantage to using the smallest targets in the training_aim map?
How do I become a weeaboo hacker? what anime should I watch first?
>>137229497
post yfw it ends up not being an april fools
>>137229497
I honestly don't see how they could improve their roster other than getting get_right
>rewatching the mlg
>its nip v mouz last map
>its like 10 rounds in
>threat is 1st on the scoreboard
Im.. Im so happy for him ;_;
>>137230067
Check the date buddy
>>137230089
so who gets the trophy
pyth or threat
>nip would be eliminated if it wasnt for threat
is there some form of MGE for this game? I need to git gud.
>guy named toxic
>talked shit the entire game as baggage while his team carried him
>ended the game with double the points than him
>had more kills than him throughout the entire game
why do I still play this shit.
>>137231102
mfw my name is toxic on my smurf/grief account
>>137228839
former MG2 here
still mystified as to what the fuck happened.
any euros wanna play casual?
>>137218146
>sale limit
enjoy your $5 a year faggot
>>137217826
yeah
>>137230985
ffa dm, fragshack servers are shit but the players are good
>>137230089
>>137230089
Fuck now nip won..
Threat looked so happy.. Im crying from happpiness.. ;___;
>ask for drop
>throws me m4a1-s
the only fear to fear is fear itself
>>137231812
>m4a1-s
>bad
Does a player automatically become 'our guy' once they're permanently banned from all future Valve tournaments?
>>137230089
>>137231790
Reddit nip fans right here
>>137231812
Why do silvers always drop the shitty ak or either m4. Who the hell uses that shit over the kreig/aug??!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuTWu4TRGg
Will be able to trade up to knives now
>>137232192
To be our guy you can't have slanty eyes. You should know this.
>>137232551
You can stop posting now thx
>>137232582
>april 1st
wewlad, you bought it.
youfuckingretardddddddddddd
>>137232693
>>137232632
you're on 4chan and you don't like zipperheads?
>>137232693
>>137232632
In between these most there is a reddit users who doesn't deserve his (You)s
![Pepe [common].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jNvpZrB.jpg "Pepe [common].jpg")
>mfw one of my skins that I bet returns with 2 stickers on it
I'm scared to bet on anything in quarters even though it should be obvious who goes through.
>>137232773
>I was just pretending to be retarded
nep
>>137232964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hV-uARsIzs
You know your game is broken when a player as good as The War Owl can't even stay at DMG solo queue.
Nice game gotards.
>>137232580
>using anything besides bizon+revolver
>get Drug War Veteran sticker in my offers
>buy it for $1
>resell on the market and get $1.25
FREE
MONEY
>>137233389
WAROWL
>>137233389
>warowl is bitching about his rank now
What a fucking faggot. Did he forget all those videos he made bitching about how rank doesn't matter and smurfs that fuck the ranking system aren't a big deal? Now that he's getting bent over by the new system I guess now it matters. Fuck him.
>>137233503same with anime stickers
>>137233389
>when they mock his videos at 3:30
what are some good mouses for big hands and claw grip? i dont like my fk2
>>137233886
Corsair Sabre is a very nice mouse, got mine at bestbuy for ~$30
>>137233389
>MGE is a bad rank they said
>>137233389
>mocking the warowl when they notice it sounds like him
rofl fucking mao
i'm officially higher ranked than le neckbeard man
>>137233886
>>137233976
I should also mention the buttons are very sensitive, that takes a bit to get used to.
>>137233981
It is terrible
I soloqueued to LEM using scout, deagle or shotguns only.
>>137233816
dont bully
how do I get good with 1 taps? If I stand still I get shot and if I move I miss.
>You are permanently banned from talking in godazed.
>>137233389
why does he looks like a better player than me when i'm supreme. only thing i think he does really bad is shift peaking too much
>>137234176
>>137233976
my friend said that corsair mice are low quality and break easily. he thrashes his gear when gets mad tho so his opinion is what it is
>>137234348
He is trash, he only looks like not complete trash because he only shows his "highlight" rounds where he gets 1 or 2 nice kills in those videos.
Notice how he goes like 21:20 against fucking MG2-MGE while showing like 3 rounds where he gets a few kills.
>>137234357
I've had my sabre for a few months now and it hasn't shown any wear. I also haven't used much else besides a crappy mouse a friend gave me for free.
>>137233389
Why are you doing this to yourself WarOwl? I seriously think you should stop. It's just that this series isn't really entertaining anymore. And if you're going to finish it, it's not only going to take SO many episodes but it's honestly just painful to see you struggling with so many annoying, disturbing, racist matchmaking plebs. However if you like it then keep going buddy! Stay strong xD.....
>>137234426
his crosshair placement really is good though.
>>137234475
>racist
what are some core strategies the pr0s use? I have spray patterns and aiming down pretty well but I just can't take corners offensively or push a hostile controlled area properly.
>>137234525
You have to bogey down the sectors and shake down their party house.... after that you should be lickety split to bongo down their banana glock train four times in a row. Hope this helps
>>137234475
copy and paste a youtube comment here?
DaZeD is on FULL TILT
"Arabs are white" - Whiny ISIS man 2016
>>137234525
Learn all the angles you have to clear and the best ways to clear them safely (avoiding deaths).
>>137234520
It's really not. Most of the time it's just standard of what I expect from any not terrible player and even on his highlight videos I often see him fucking up.
any cute boys here wanna frot with me?
post id
>>137234602
i did no such thing
>>137234680
How cute are you
>>137234596
Explain
how do I even git gud at this game
I'm just running around shooting people
>>137234520
Even if it was, a good player is actually smart about things.
Warowl was throwing nades mid without support and got killed by someone rushing because nobody could trade.
>>137234817
just git gud
>>137234817
>buy a p90
ez
>>137234746
just post id and i'll tell you on steam <3
>>137234680
post id cutie
>>137235082
no you
are autosnipers overpowered?
genuine question
>>137236214
Yes and no
>>137236214
overpowered in silver
shit in high ranks
>>137236463
pro games are not high enough rank? LOL
>>137236463
accurate. theyre still op in high ranks but not worth 5k
>>137236761
>>137236214
>>137236391
>>137236463
warowl said its bad
>>137236818
why arent the pros listening to him
>4 hours until esports
>>137237240
>5 hours untill JOJO
>>137237240
which one of you is this?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/therealgibby/
Did anyone notice a really big improvement in their gameplay when switching from 60 hz to 144?
Been away since December 2014 and early Jan 2015. What have I missed magog?
Is csgolounge still the main betting site?
All in on fnatic as usual?
>>137236761
its not too great in pro games too my man
>>137237240
who cares about esports, I want a qt bf
>>137237538
All in on CLG
>>137237554
dont you think you've had enough bfs?
>>137237538
Why does every site these days have popups like this? The only people who would care about cookies already know that every site uses them.
>>137237538
all-in against Reddit in Pyjongas
>>137237640
A few years ago they made a law that every site has to disclose using cookies.
>>137237675
I might have been away for a while but I know not to bet on NaVi matches. Whenever I bet with them, they lose. Whenever I bet against them, they win.
>>137237510
theres a big difference
i never tracked gameplay stats so i dont know about improvements though
>>137237429
so cute
>>137237734
But there are no laws on the internet. What are they going to do, send the cyber police after them?
>>137237629
you can never have enough cuties
>>137237747
what are you even talking about fambam these days navi really doesnt lose against anyone else other than fnatic and lg sometimes
>Deranked all the way to MG1
>People in community servers still think I have inhumane reactions and aim
Why is the CSGO community so much fucking cancer
>>137237538
when the meme so supreme you let out a scream
>>137237538
fanobet
csglounge is fucking terrible
>>137238164
They are being ironic and making fun of you
anyone with a spongebob related avatar should be tortured to death
>>137238736
same for anime avatars desu
>>137238384
If they were ironic why would I have the highest score and even get kicked by admins with "Toggle it off".
>>137238736
i just noticed that pewdiepie is like a 9/10 guy. everything makes sense now
