HE HATES IT Edition
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Fuck all
>>137185864
>playing Halo
TARTARUS' GAVEL =/= FIST OF RUKT
>>137183593
Just send it in, It's bound to get attention as it is and we have 29 days left of it. The mods won't be that retarded
>>137186001
>343 is lazy and/or wants to change something for no reason
>makes up stupid shit to explain it
Do you defend muh subspecies as well?
>>137186041
I think you mean 'attention'
>>137186124
He's not defending anything. You're right in that it should by all rights be Rukt, but it simply isn't.
>>137186134
>mfw I was to type "dragoneye did nothing wrong"
>mfw the same shit but different thread
we need new memes
>>137186124
Change? What did they change? It's clearly stated that's not tartarus' personal hammer from halo 2.
If you wanna give shit to 343 at least use your brain and say they're lazy for not making a unique Fist of Rukt model.
>>137186445
We have some, but now that rabbit is gone they have room to gain prominence.
>>137179871 #
Nah b
It's actually more balanced than regualr warzone because every cunt gets to spawn whatever they want all on equal playing field.
It's kinda like warzone fiesta if you were gonna call it anything
I personally like it because you don't spend most of the game grinding that fucking bar just to get a tank which gets rekt and then you sit around for 5 minutes grinding again
You don't get pissed if you lose a req card because you can just spawn another one
Obviously this open to abuse by p2w shitters and meme companies but they're pretty much funding another halo at this point so whatever.
>>137186467
Anon, you might be retarded. You completely skipped over the part where he called them lazy for not making a model, and then you say the proper action is for him to say they were lazy.
>>137186467
That's what I complained about. It's obviously meant to be a stand in for his hammer just look at it's effects.
It's like defending the elite change with sub species. All this 343 canon shit you're quoting is just stuff they make up after making visual changes etc.
I'm criticizing them being lazy and making some ass backwards lore to explain away why they half ass included his hammer.
>>137186631
Also it sucks major donkey dick when the reqels glitch means your cards don't load
>>137186631
>You don't get pissed if you lose a req card because you can just spawn another one
Except the more rare reqs take forever to earn.
>>137187020
No they don't
>>137186384
Oh god...
>>137186662
What would that make you then? Because he's clearly calling them lazy for changing the hammer's model.
>>137186631
>You don't get pissed if you lose a req card because you can just spawn another one
Unless I run out because silver/rare packs keep giving me ONI gungeese instead of a single banshee.
Or when REQs just don't load and you have to use an AR against a Phaeton.
>>137187073
>Because he's clearly calling them lazy for changing the hammer's model.
Yeah, that's what I said you fucking retard. Are you always this retarded?
This is what I'd wear to Rabbits funeral
IF IT WERE IN GAME
>>137187072
Yes they do.
>>137187309
No they dont
>>137187304
WUZ
>>137187304
Real talk, anyone want me to redo this or does the fact that it's just helmets make anything really matter?
>>137187456
I don't know why Rabbit and Dragoneye are there anymore.
Rabbit isn't in the company, and Dragoneye doesn't play.
>>137187456
You could do a beta/bravo version using a different picture with other members. I figured you could use the picture of raising the flag at Iwo Jima.
>>137187304
>mfw I see my helmet there
>>137187456
Also none of you fuckers are the founding fathers
>>137187551
It was supposed to be a collection of people that /hg/ knows, Rabbit being the leader at the time and Dragoneye being a semi-meme, it felt appropriate.
>>137187692
Oh, I understand. I was just one of the people who thought it was dumb.
>>137187359
They take a long time anon.
Here's how many of the more rare reqs I've unlocked in total.
>8 kith's left hand
>8 prophet's bane
>3 dying star
>4 whispered truth
>3 CE pistol
>8 spnkr prime
>8 didact's signet
>8 nornfangs
>6 oathsworn
>>137187610
Ahhh I see what you're saying, gimme a second
>>137187837
Ahahahahaahahahaha
You mean legendary reqs you spanner
>>137187674
Feels great t b h f a m
>>137188115
Since I said "more rare reqs" I thought it was clear I didn't mean the literally rare items.
>>137187692
Problem is not everybody keeps the same armour on so the novelty lasts about a week
>>137188281
Well save them for when you really want to use them then.
I'm sorry you cant spam 500 nornfangs a game
>>137188303
>tfw they changed the color palette
>got rid of my favorite shades of blue and red
>can't find anything worth using, now
Kill me.
>>137188570
At the rate I've gotten nornfangs I wouldn't even be able to use one every 100 games.
I don't why you want to defend 343 gating content behind ridiculous time requirements.
>>137188741
>Still no black undersuit
Kill me.
LAND OF THE FREE
>first game of turbo is 21 minutes and reqs were unavailable
HOME OF THE BANE
>tfw Tangee joins the party and immediately leavesDo I smell? ;-;
>>137189460
うだね
fuckin love getting dc'ed by my shitty uni internet
>>137187610
And Done!
>2600 RP for a 13 minute game
I love this playlist.
>>137189460
It kicked me and I thought you were fulland yes but I don't mind ;)
>>137189702
10/10 fucking kek
>>137189706
There's a spot open, shen's going to bed because Mac D's made him sick.Not surprising
>>137189702
It's shit
>>137186001
>>137186367
>>137187073
>>137187137
LMAO did you fags even play Halo 2 Anniversary??
>>137189706
I'm leaving, you can have my spot
>>137189702
My sides took a trip to another dimension, where they travelled Snake Road, hung with King Kai for a few episodes, trained and got stronger, and finally returned to Earth to defeat the Saiyen menace.
>>137189702
Brad you beautiful homo <3
>Tfw got three phaetons from this
>>137190093
>>137190237
>>137189780
And all while in a call. Almost broke out laughing when I put on the flag won't lie
>>137190093
Hey primal, how's thehubby?
>>137190575
You are a glorious motherfucker.
>>137190585
He's at work, I'm about to have a bath. I wanted to play some Halo but apparently all the parties are private now.
>only two more common REQs I need to unlock
Should I just start buying silver packs or buy bronze in bulk till they unlock?
Either way
>tfw almost done with bronze.
Now I can really whore myself out.
>>137190686
We've got room, so just join up youturbo-gay
>>137190957
How long will you lot be on for? I'm just about to take a soak andshave my legs, might be half an hour or so.
>>137190957
>turbo-gay
>>137191057
>shave legs
>as a dude
WHO'S DOING THIS?
DELET THIS
>>137191530Even women can appreciate men who don't present themselves as bears, anon.
>>137191105
>tfw no chaosdroid toplay halo
>>137191643
>mark V looks even worse
>>137191643
>blue steel skins
>Mark IV skin
>Needler stance
>An assassination where you beat some dude up presumably
It's still nothing, but I'm actually impressed they look good.
>>137191620
Hey bryan, is that you? BTW MAKE SURE TO SMACK THAT LIKE BUTTON ON FLOOD NIKKAS
>>137191726
Well maybe if it didn't run like shit today.
>>137191671
>implyingI dont want a bear Bf
>>137191968
It's better now, so hop in
>Message moderator
>He offers to change the company back to its old name
>The fucking RETARD in here has already taken the old name
Nice going you fucking retarded little shit cunt
>>137186445
thats not how memes work you dipp you just have to say the same thing over and over and over and over again and it becomes funny. in fact the less original it is the funnier it is
>tfw the nigger that took the company name fucked us over more than Rabbit
>>137192282
>rene andre torres
bias pls go
>>137192245
HaloGen?
>>137192245
Try just the underscore idea we had a few threads ago
>>137191873
The assassination might be something like this.
>>137192317
I mean none of it would have happened if rabbit hadn't fucked around
>>137191643
>tfw I realize that WZT is 343i way of helping players catch up with REQ points by the time the update drops
It would explain the 2k per match.
>>137192317
>that terrible moment when you realize the nigger and Rabbit are the same person
>>137192339
>bias
He has to go back
>>137192604
Isn't 2k per match standard for warzone?
>>137192629
More likeDJ Orwell
>got the DMR
fucking finally. I finished all other loadout commendations a while back and am still on level 3 for DMR
I vote for Ache Gee
>>137192763
No 1800 is common for a loss, I just got 2200 without a boost. It's even more if you win. Pretty good.
Also it's going to clear out everybody's REQs making regular Warzone more bearable too.
>>137192763
its usually 1,300-1,500
WZT apparently gives 2,300
>>137192868
Its already HGeneral
>>137192763
It's like 1800 for a 20 minute match.
We're talking 2300 for a 9 minute match.
>>137192245
Absolutely based mod replied back straight away and changed the company name to HGeneral just to get the Yiff shit off. He said he can change it to whatever and to just reply when we've decided.
I've asked him if he can change it to Halo General with no spaces, but the current name would suffice.
Where were you when UNKNOWN KAI saved the company?
>>137193132
How are your games taking nine minutes?
All mine have been twice that at least.
>>137193215
By destroying the enemy core.
Just follow this handy dandy guide to succeed.
>finally in fucking gold 4 after days of grinding wins with absolute shitters
About fucking time. Why can't ranking be based on skill? I play with randoms half the time who seem to be clueless
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KAI SAVED HG
BASED WAYPOINT MODS
B
A
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E
D
>>137193156
>Where were you when UNKNOWN KAI saved the company?
>>137193156
I was here, trying to get Decimator Helmet.But fucking A1 job on that, my dude
>>137193156
>>137192868
I vote for Gaypost General
>>137193693
NO.
>>137193156
Send that based mod our regards
>>137193156
Awesome, now we just need to get whoever faggot to let go off "HaloGeneral", but honest if we can't it's fine.
>>137191643
Fisticuffs looks like it could be pretty cool
I get out of class in about 15 minutes. Anyone want to play. idc which gametype. Oneothrix is my GT.
>>137191969Whatever makes you happy, anon. I prefer smooth skin.
>>137193156
Cool, now we just need to vote for a new leader and we're set
>>137193693
but that is destiny general
>>137193693
>not "/hg/ anons meet"
![[Space Magic Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4mXf0cx.gif "[Space Magic Intensifies].gif")
>tfw even 343 aren't as bad as furries
>>137192965
>Also it's going to clear out everybody's REQs
I have 173 Typhoons, 90 rockets, and an unholy amount of gun-gooses. I doubt many people are gonna be burning through their collections fast enough to make Warzone better.
The guy who took the name has just been ultra cucked by the based mods.
>>137192763
A little less than 2300 for a loss, over 2600 for a win.
>tfw tearing ass's up with Prophets Bane & Whispered Truth on Apex Seven.
>run outta pistol ammo, pick up a guys Whiplash and kill 3 Banshee's with it
Game is fun provided it doesn't turn into a Scorpion spam match.
>>137193428
>>137193428
jerking off in the party desu senpai
>>137194272
>I doubt many people are gonna be burning through their collections fast enough to make Warzone better.
I've seen more legendary spawns in a single night then I have the last month. Retards are going nuts with this mode
>still don't bother using my own REQs, just steal the enemy's
Seriously I'm playing better in this than normal mode.
>>137193693
i just wanna fuck the shit out of nayruko desu
>>137194884
HOW DOES IT WORK
>>137194063
I'll add you because you have good taste in musicr-right?
>>137185864
Only kai's friends get promoted to lieutenant, no voting even.
>>137195775
>kai promotes people he knows and thinks will do a good job
>as opposed to someone he knows fuckall about and who could wreck the company
Yeah, nah
>>137195775
Do you really have an opposition against Sigmund being lieutenant? He's a pretty fair and chillshotadude
Just got on, if there are any parties, feel free to shoot me an invite.
>>137196221
I don't really care but he's just another one of you circlejerking butt buddies.
>>137196221
>Shota
God fucking dammit
>>137195775
It's a small privilege, Sigmund can accept or decline new recruits, modify things like the bio, banner and possibly emblem. I picked him because I know him and he has been around for a long time and played and started lobbies often.
As it stands I can't see any of the lieutenants we have now starting any kind of drama, beyond possible temporary small meme bios for a chuckle.
The company is in a good place now. Nothing else needs to change.
>>137196308
>leave for dinner right before you get on
Don't you dare fucking leave before I get back
>A Promethean Soldier has hijacked a UNSC Mantis.
wew
>>137194884
Why do lolstrailians always put AU in their tags?
>>137196350
Well who do you want to be leader?
>steal a binary rifle from a sniper on top of enemy garage
>immediately after jack a banshee
>go on a killing spree with the stolen banshee
I love this game mode.
>>137196724
I plan to be about for a while but I have no comms, senpai.
>>137196350
Read that as one of the only people who consistently host parties for the rest of the general when trifling bitch boys can't host themselves because they feel self conscious.
>>137196221
this >>137196350
He's just another member of Rabbit's gaggle of cocksuckers, not unlike Kai
>>137196891
No one of them people who circlejerks stupid shit in the threads with the same few people everyday. You even did it in the very post I replied to.
>>137196221
>>137196578
Also anybody who posts their face is a fag.
>>137197057
Sigmund didn't post it just to post it. He lost a bet in party and he got hounded until he did. He wouldn't have posted it otherwise.
>>137197174
Anybody who makes a bet about posting their face is fag.
>>137197057
>hating people doing dumb fun shit this much
Goddamn dude, did I fuck your dog or something? You sound like it's personal
>>137197442
LE shota fucbooi XD
>>137197290
He didn't agree to it. I forgot what the bet was but someone said if X happens you have to post your face. He didn't agree.
>>137197542
Then why did he post his face lol
>>137197656
Because everyone kept harassing him until he did it and he caved
>>137197735
Anybody who posts their face because the party "harasses" them is a fag.
>>137197542
Rabbit said post his face if he lost the match
Sigmund agreed but didn't realize we were winning
t. I was there
Don't post dicks.
>invite me to the WZ fireteam
>but not to the party
y-you too!
>>137197867
Not to mention Rabbit went 27-1 that game
Fucking kraut was motivated.
>>137198025
aight senpai
>>137198025
Gotcha
>>137198096
We all were tbqh
I even avoided glitching in order to win
>>137198305
>everyone tryharded for that
Fucking christ
>>137198453
Can you blame us
So why aren't we boosting if we are triple capping?
Adjacent needs to go back.
>115k for the update
>already have 110k
I thought being done would be a relief, but it ended up being a curse.
>>137198305
Source>?
GOTTA FLAT ASS BUT STILL TAKE THE SAUSAGE
>>137199527
No seriously please
Ty for invite gecko but my connection is being stupid right now and I need to get some food
>>137199419
>it's a bully adjacent WEEK
I LOVE IT
>>137199419
>>137199949
>>137199527[Collagen] Natsu no Omoide Summer Memories (Otokonoko HEAVEN Vol. 23) [English] [n0504]
>>137200651
Ftfy, senpai
Only good thing about turbo warzone is getting a shitload of grenade kills on scorpion tanks.
Hey /Galo/
I just bought MCC and was wondering if Rocket Race and Grift ball was still there online? I tried looking for it but could not find it?
Wasn't Griftball and rocket race the most popular games in Halo 3 Online anyway?
>>137204226
>I just bought MCC
you've made a terrible mistake
>>137204226
>galo
It's gaylo get your shit together
You're not even worth being in the reserves
>>137202416
Who's the handsome man in the banshee.
>can get into the wheel
>>137204636
A massive fucking faggot.
>>137204547
>>137204571
So is there a way or no?
I moved my Kinect to get better voice, can I get a reinvite?
Is the fireteam full?
>servers still fucked
>you can emp allies in warzone
Why?
>>137185790
We got our name back you double nigger enjoy being alone :^)
>>137206023
I literally said in the last thread I would give the name back. I only took it to make sure that no one else took it.
I sent kai a message on halo waypoint but he hasn't replied.
Tfw farmed by dicks
https://twitter.com/Wasp_Almighty_
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/dominated
T-totally legit
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/dominated
report
>>137206508
>merelypretending.jpg
>>137206579
>he's floridian
Looks like it s time to find him and use my tactical alligators to hunt this fucknigga down
Should we raid his stream ?
https://www(dot)twitch(dot)
tv/wasp_almighty_#9158
>>137206590
it's literally in the last thread
>>137079723
before kai messaged the mod and got the name changed
>>137206938
tfw got raped on a stream most likely
>>137206579
Hideki pls.
>>137206938
for what purpose
that would only demonstrate the extent of our butthurt
>tfw you find wasps mom on fb
desu im ashamed
>>137206938
go ahead bitch boy
You know you want to watch the gods dominate
>>137206552
>>137206579
>>137206828
>>137206938
>getting this buttblasted over losing in Warzone
>yfw he worked in the TSA
>>137207332
Post pics.
>>137207447
tits or gtfo gaynon
>>137207469
we are legion
we do not forgive
we do not forget
expect ushe said with heavy sarcasm
>>137207549
no
its really not hard to find tbqh
>Warzone w/ Wasp =)
>>137207706
Someone record the game and send it to 343/xbox since 343 says this never happens
>>137207469
>/hg/ getting booty blasted
>>137208008
>posting "the man who was literally cucked out of an arm"
>>137207447
>tfw no chad thundercock to wreck my /hg/ anon when I'm not home
>>137207447
Who you calling bitch boy?
>sigmund with a -4.5KD
YOU DESERVED TO GET BULLIED
>>137207447
>yfw he looks better than most of hg
>yfw he plays better than most of hg
>yfw you guys are just jealous because the fucked up your shit
Pathetic desu
>>137208649
That sums up his monster hunting career, too!
>>137208725
S-shut the fuck up, y-you....FAGGOT!! :'(
>>137208741
>>137208649
>tfw all I want to do is banter with /hg/ while relaxing
I- I'm good when I try, honest!
>>137208725
He's challenger so plays better than all of /hg/.
>>137209302
>carting once per hunt>select all images with popcorn
>>137209302
>stutter typing with anime girl image
>6 legendary boss kills today in warzone turbo
>stole 3 of them
no better feel than yoinking pilot dalamen out from under the jaws of multiple enemy tanks, rockets, and lasers from halfway across the map with a dmr
>>137209753
>>137209519
Cut me some slack, I hadn't played in a long time.
I'm getting better, gear upgraded movesets remembered.Maybe I should just use the Glaive. Je Suis Monte!
>>137210212
that's disgusting and it highlights everything wrong with the boss system
LA bonus is always a bullshit mechanic, regardless of the game it's in
>>137210253
I hadn't played in months.
>>137210397
It's good in moba.
343 kill code is just too janky for it too work well.
>>137210253
I'll do better next time, don't worry./hg/ hunting party when?
>>137211107
NOBODY EVER TAKES ME UP ON THE OFFER.
I HAVE BETTER SUCCESS IN /sgg/!
>>137211374
We should have one this weekend
>>137211641
We could have one RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>137211724
No charger senpai, forgot it at home.
Since I go home weekends I'll be able to play Friday afternoon at the earliest.
>>137211935
WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MANY DICKS?
IT'S LIKE "OMNOMNOM, HELP ME SENPAI, NOMNOM!"
>>137212281
>type senpai get senpai
Come on anon, don't you know wordfilters?
You should know exactly what I'm typing.
>>137212424
ALL I'M HEARING IS "GURGLE GURGLE HELP I'M CHOKING ON CUM."
>>137212604
>low energy shitposting
You're the Jeb of /hg/
>>137212604
>>137212825
Get a room fags.
>>137207169
>implying I will go out of my way to report someone's spartan company
...shit I should start doing that.
>>137212825
He's right though, it does sound like you're choking on cum.
New trees, and rain next update.
It's been months, but I just realized that it was the SAME GUY.
Hey guys, who is DJ Orwell?
It's really important to know this person.
>>137216345
literal who
>>137216421
Nvm, is someone named Volatile around?
>>137216742
LITERAL WHO
>>137216904
I have questions about a masketta man.
>check my brother's waypoint profile for kicks
>only SR20
>has only played 41 matches
>fucking onyx
Why am I so bad at this game?
>>137217097
Ranks were weird when the game first launched.
I somehow got Onyx in FFA the first season, haven't gotten Onyx in anything else since then.
>>137216213
Oh god don't play with my heart like this, sauce???
>>137217871
At least I'm diamond 5 in Fiesta.
>tfw new people to /hg/ won't ever know who rabbit is
>>137217889
https://twitter.com/pardontomfrench/status/715735545616293888
>>137217971
Based Tom French
>>137217949
Lucky people
>>137217949
We do it so the next generation won't know our pain.
Turbo is hilarious
>>137216213
>rain
FINALLY
>>137218828
Xbox has been broke since Feb. How is it to play?
