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>I don't even know
>gog weekend promo and localized releases
>vorcha terrorism
>What's the fucking point
>best tits of all time
>Some poor lost fucker actually discusses Mass Effect
Reminder that Talicancer is alright, but swampbeast shitposters should be terminated on sight.
Best waifu.
>>137099428
Previous thread: >>136753656
making an arrangement
>>137101845
only a shit deals in absolutes
>>137103660
They're an AI, their entire existence comes down to the absolutes of 1 and 0.
What the fuck is wrong with Microsofts account system? I haven't played Mass Effect in forever but my roommate wanted to give it a shot and I own it on 360. He doesn't have access to all of my DLC though. I thought since this is the same console and I bought it he would have access to it on my console.
>>137107261
That looks like good strong IKEA rope, for holding a slut in place.
A succulent quebecfu...
doing my best
>>137109492
ME3 should have prioritized Quebecfu and her succulente robit body.
>>137110026
>can't have quebecfu aboard the normandy
>can't invite her up to watch some hockey
>can't use the kitchen to make some poutine and share it with her
>>137110293
>can't take her as only squadmate
>can't gift her with oversized lumberjack flannel shirts
>can't get into hot tub with her or have her the only guest at the party
>>137109492
What's this about quebec?
>>137111431
It's the province Eva Core calls home.
>dying
>>137113489
morning western
http://orig11.deviantart.net/3613/f/2016/088/d/6/drunk_love___mass_effect_by_shaman94-d9www4a.jpg
>>137113489
we live, we die, we live again
>>137116931
It's like poetry.
>>137119381
if you drive with the illusive man you drive with hitler
when's the next convention/presentation thing?
>>137099543
Good man!
>>137101845
Oh, wow, I think that might be my screenshot.
>>137104148
They 'live' in quantum computers, though. They can be 1 and 0 at the same time.
>>137099543
>>137120621
You're awesome
>tfw going with Liara in the endbecause you'll be picking Control/Synthesis and want Tali to be happy with someone, even Garrus
It's the hardest thig I've ever had to do
>>137120721
>>137120621
>>137099543
Ash with a bun is so much better than longhair Ash.
>>137105472
had to click image
made me kek
good start in the day
thank you
>>137123019
>implying Tali won't be happy outliving you and spreading your legacy
What a cuck
>>137123019
Softly massaging waifu's waist and hips while spooning on the bed or couch? Continuing softly so not to disturb her once she falls asleep?
>>137123085
I like the long hair, but I think it'd be better if they saved for the romance scene. Where she shows the part of her that's also a woman, not just a soldier.
I'd strongly prefer she wore something more similar to the fatigues Shepard and Kaidan wears, or maybe something like Vega's outfit, instead of the latex jacket and thigh-high combat heels (even if that outfit's hot).
>>137123019
>picking Control/Synthesis
>>137123019
>picking Control/Synthesis
>>137123883
>>137123954
I have to, it's the only way
>>137124242
Nigga, the only way is destroy.
>>137123019
Tali's nice but Xen is the sexiest quarian waifuRaan's voice is #2
Tali and Ashfags are at it
and here i was thinking it cant get any worse
>>137124395
I couldn't do that to Joker!
>>137124553
Fuck joker, just kick him in the shins if he tries to stop you
>>137124465
>>137123019
Why does the literal bubble-boy race have the bubbliest butts?
>>137106337
Only bad thing about waifu mako is that you can't flip her on her back. But when she's on top her built in jumpjets make things interesting.
>>137124698
They don't, they're quite flat.
>>137124465
I like Shala'Raan, most other female quarians are young but shala is a bit of a milf.
>>137124553
It's for his own good
>>137123019
source?
It'd be cool if you encountered prototype Hahne-Kedar mechs that were a lot more agile and manoeuverable, capable of jumping or climbing over cover, wielding heavier weapons, etc, with a more organic look. LOKI mechs looking even more human and FENRIS mechs with visible artificial muscles like the geth Stalkers.
>playing ME1 again for the first time
Man, I completely forgot how chatty this game is. ME2 and 3 are practically silent by comparison.
>>137124553
you're helping joker by destroying his talking sex doll
>>137126107
>>137125651
The only reason I'd pick destroy is if I wanted to spite joker out of envy
>>137126001
>squadmates speak during the elevator rides
>you also hear news reports about yourself
>squadmates say unique things depending on the environment
Clearly, those things SHOULD have been removed.
>>137126282
>one guys sexbot vs fate of the whole universe
>>137124553
>>137126282
Dude, who gives a fuck? EDI herself said she doesn't mind being deactivated for the cause.
>Should I destroy the genocidal mega bots once and for all?
>Nah, it'll ruin the pilots RealDoll.
>>137126413
I'm not sure if you're trying to be sarcastic, but I'm talking about how deep the conversations go, mainly.
ME2 and 3 had more ambient, spontaneous, and flyby dialog, and used what it had to good effect most of the time, but otherwise there's simply less (optional) exposition overall.
Perhaps it was for the better since it can get boring to just stand there jawing for 5 minutes, and maybe it wasn't even that necessary since the setting was already established.
>>137126582
but i wanna believe
mass effect has basically the same plot as terminator
>>137127241
If mass effect solely consisted of the Geth/Quarian backstory, maybe. Otherwise Mass Effect is basically Fable 3
>>137127350
>Mass Effect is basically Fable 3
only in terms of building an army for the final battle, and even then your army doesn't really matter because it doesn't change the endings to any significant degree at all
>>137127241
no man mass effect is the same plot as hackers
>>137127502
I'm still mad that instead of showing the forces you gathered they just show some generic human,asari,quarian turian ships
>>137130084
And you call Ashfriends obnoxious...
>>137130260
Everyone here is annoying as fuck, other than eddy, he's cool
>>137130260
>>137130260
Is that the autist, though? He usually only posts pictures with the beast in them.
>>137125428
I remember this. I had actually prompted eddrf to write this. I barely remember the conversation that led to it, but it was me, before Iput on the mask
>>137130913
>>137127241
Nah m8, it's basically Revelation Space and Star Control II.
This thread may be a pile of waifuist rubble, but it's our pile
>>137132347
Why did you request it?
>>137134798
The sort of thing one says when there are no other redeeming qualities to be found
Any fics posted recently?
I wish we just had a list for this.
>>137132347
>I had actually prompted eddrf to write this
same here
>>137135902
eddrf wrote this awhile back.
>>137138514
>no hexagons
nigga what you doin
Welcome to MEG. Here we follow rules.
>>137139812
show us some flesh, mrs. cerberus cheerleader
>>137139113
She's been with shepard for so long that the distinct borders of the hexagons have worn away from all the touching, caressing and lewd activities. She still wears the suit, she finds it cozy and it reminds her of him.
>>137139812
Of MEG's rules which are most important to know?
>>137140759
1. Around Feet, Never Repeat.
2. Never short your pre-faps.
Those are MEG's golden rules.
>>137140060
post the same picture 5 more times
what a tremendous faggot
/meg in full waifu cyclejerk and noone represents the best waifu
this place is dead to me
>>137140846
It's against the golden rules to fap to any given pair of feet more than once? Why must MEG be so cruel?
>>137141567
>noone represents the best waifu
what do you mean? lots of people like miranda
>>137141652
fuck off with your meme fetish
>>137141715
degenerate people like you only love her because of her extra chromosome, you dont have any game for not handicapped waifus
there is only the one and only best waifu
>>137141567
>/meg
>cyclejerk
>noone
Spelling is hard.
>>137141567
I like her better as a best friend rather than a waifu
>>137141652
Fapping to any pair of treats twice instantly makes you a scuzzball foot-fetishist. You have to become a sexual nomad.
>>137141896
pic related
>>137141952
its enough for you
>>137141979
kill yourself
>>137141979
Is this shepard after he builds that little house on Rannoch with Tali?
>>137141979
xcg pls go
>>137141896
>extra chromosome
>>137142115
>pic related
wow, you guys must really hate liara
>>137142406
kill yourself too aidsnigga
>>137141979
Where's that from? Looks pretty cool?
>>137142793
Didn't mean to put the second question mark there.
how can other waifus even compete?
>>137142923
good to know, keep me posted
>>137142991
>Hahne-Kedar armour
Titerally the best.
>>137142793
It's a model from XCOM 2. It's Firaxis way of hiding the commander's gender since the commander is the player.
>>137143218
no its shit faggot
>>137143271
Oh, right, forgot about the stasis suit.
>>137143420
>armour set that increases weapon damage
Nah, it's unequivocally the top armour of ME3.
>>137143593
no, it covers all of the breastoutline
if you play infiltrator you dont need more damage anyway
l2p fucking pleb
>>137143761
vanguards, infiltrators and soldiers can always, always use more weapon and headshot damage.
>>137143910
why? you oneshot nearly all enemies anyway
if the game gets any easier i can literally sprint through it
and thew black widow is a gamebreaker
Now, that's a plump butt.
Lel.
best
butt
>>137144640
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes ?
>>137145029
irritation from taking too many MTJ loads on her face
>>137145029
Too much blow.
>>137144938
Turians don't look very strong.
>>137145349
>you will never snort a line of red sand off arias magnificent butt
what a cruel torment life is
>>137145603
humanized version of it
>>137145607
I'd rather snort a line of coke off of her tummy.
I found Miranda's soundtrack on /wsg/
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459303651940.webm
>>137145845
>>137145845
I was wondering what the hell the artist was talking about. Didn't link to anything so I had no idea.
>>137145952
>dat delicious curve
>>137145952
you only could've made this post less lewd by switching tummy with feet
way to kill it weido
>>137146040
Sounds about right. Couldn't take more than a few seconds, though.
>>137146185
He just had to go for that horrendous haircut.
>>137146345
>Not liking sidecuts
>>137146271
>less lewd
>previous post was about her ass
The hell are you on about?
>>137146595
That kind of sidecut, no, it looks like complete shit. Especially with the scars making it look like the thing black dudes always go for.
>>137146626
you're a faggot, thats what im on about
>>137135518
I don't remember, exactly. I think it might have been a discussion about Shala'Raan, but I'm pretty sure I had started the whole thing myself, which led to that. Memory is all fuzzy and quite possibly wrong, but I'm pretty sure I started it, for some reason.
>>137136295
Where you in the discussion about Shala, or are you referring to pic related?
>>137142569
>dem arms
>dat bellyfat
Does she even lift?
>>137142991
Well, Diana Allers looks just as bad, I think.
>>137146040
Too off key.
>>137146345
>He just had to go for that horrendous haircut.
I just want torubmydickon the fuzz of her head and thencumon it.
>>137149436
OCD, you shouldnt be judging women since your taste is abnormaly bad
go fuck your twinks, but do it quiet, fucking faglord
>>137149932
>go fuck your twinks, but do it quiet
But you're never quiet when I fuck you:^)
>>137150214
your a fucking joke man, i bet you didnt fuck anything in years
>https://d2.maxfile.ro/xwcedmboif.jpeg
>https://d2.maxfile.ro/feqjbadlfn.jpeg
>>137151739
not wholesome
>>137146040
it's true, but that voice is atrocious
>>137151739
Nigger just had to use the beast.
>>137149932
His taste in tits is questionable, but twinks?
Rollercoaster Tycoon World is out ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1cbsLKXasQ
These games used to be cool. What happened, /meg/?
>>137157187
You aged 15 years?
>>137157187
multiculturalism
>>137151739
it's like you willingly put your dick into a snakepit or something
So, /meg/, it's gonna be April Fool's again soon. What joke are you gonna play on people? I know what joke's gonna be played on me at work.Getting paid on time;_;
>>137157403
>>137158013I just wanted to post lover rollercoaster
>>137158586
I don't really care about april fools. It's Rooster Teeth's anniversary (red vs blue and rwby) but really there's no other reason to do a dumb juvenile joke.
>>137158586
never really did that shit. it's also my parents' wedding day though, take that as you will.
let's see what funny shit hiro comes up with. or what EA is brewing together.
>>137159040
>EA
>>137159293
>le funny and customer-friendly corporation
the crossover we all waited for
>>137124553
you have to help him get over his hikikomori ways
>>137163095
DELETE THIS
Waifu choke sexe?
>>>/gif/8318502
Which bodytype/range of types do you think the waifus like?
>>137163095
what the fuck is that ??
>>137165458
Clearly, Ashley likes people built like Shepard or Henry Cavill, but I also feel like she'd go for someone a bit more average. It doesn't feel like it's that important.
>>137164221
You bet.
Gonna post some shit.
>>137166191
You know, that MoS scene, right after the thing at the oil rig, where he shows up with the beard and shirtless, that's what kinda got me to grow my own. Though not as short. Cavill is a very rugged man. He was awesome in "The man from UNCLE"
>>137168057
Almost thought that was the scene with Samara and Morinth, but with EDI instead of Samara.
>>137168057
Left to right
>Liara
>Tali
>Samara
>Jack
>Ashley
>Frecklebeast
>>137168697
LiaraAllibest waifu
>>137168338
Handsome as all hell.
Yeah, I really liked Man from UNCLE, too. His American James Bond thing was great.
I also like that he has chest hair, too, I've never been a fan of waxed chests. I've always wondered why Captain America in the MCU waxes.
>>137168697
Alli is so cute
Some posts may be far in between as I sort through a fuck huge amount of ME stuff I have saved. Fucking hell, what do I even need all these pics for?
>>137168842
Normal hair Jack. For the femshep autist <3
>>137168886
Bit too much muscle tone, but holy crap.
>>137165853
Undertale, the hidden furry meme game. It's literally a mix of furry fetish, muh memes XD and Homestuck (a fully retarded webcomic).
>>137171543
>too much muscle tone
Chicks dig muscles, bro. And muscles are manly. Go get yourself some. Can't have too much muscle tone. Unless you drop to like 3% body fat. In which case, yuck.
>>137170407
>what do I even need all these pics for?
I ask myself the same question every time I look in my ME folder
fuck you meg
im raging so fucking hard right now
who the fuck developed this shit combat for ME1
how did this shit get approved
and then they make a whole fucking dlc around it and my fucking autism dictates me to suffer through this shit
fuck pinnacle station holy fuck i hate mass effect
i just want to physically choke ahern to death slowly with his smug comments
YES I FAILED BECAUSE ME TEAMMATES SHOOT THE fUCKING WALL FUCK THIS AI
the best is if they are stucmk in the switching animation and DONT SHOOT AT ALL
FUCK ASHLEY
FUCK GARRUS
FUCK WREX
ALL WEAPON USING SQUADMATES ARE SHIT
I DONT EVEN NEED ANYONE BESIDE LIARA
i save the galaxy with her alone, fuck all this shit
liara is best, you cant argue against it
all other opinions are irrelevant
LIARA X FEMSHEP BEST!
gonna play some shadow borker now fuck me1
This picture was from a leak before ME3 was released.
>Jack with a sniper rifle
Makes me wonder what they originally had in store for her.
Oh, God ...
And then I played the rest of the game.
>>137174406
>Makes me wonder what they originally had in store for her.
probably asniper rifle
Just a fun gal, overall.
>>137175316
Well, gee
Is Liara going to get raped here?
Now, /meg/ I know you have high hopes about Andromeda, but let me tell you about Bioware.
No, /meg/, you're not listening!
>>137171543
Yup, the dude got seriously ripped for that movie.
Last pic, really.
>>137174406
Nothing, most likely. Concept art usually just involves throwing all kinds of ideas around, even if you don't intend to use it.
I said, let me tell you about Bioware.
Hey, wait a minute! I think I know that guy.
>>137176295
Jesus Christ! Somebody won the genetic lottery.
>>137176469
Jack wasn't going to be a teacher at all. It's not until much later that Weeks pushed her out of the crew, because you already had Liara as a biotic and possibly Kaidan/Javik and you had no other engineer, besides EDI. Also, Tali was his waifu so she had to be in the crew.
>thread's been nothing but two namefags and an autist for the last three hours
wow
Not even lewds could save ME3 for me. Such a terrible game.
Thorian here. BTs are cucks.
>>137177245
Just dumping images I've collected over the years here on /meg/. It's like browsing through our history.
>>137176295
Preferences, if we're being honest.
Post yfw every male in Andromeda looks like him and every straight romance for males look like underground mole women.
Hnnnnnnnnngh!
>>137177659
I only ever have one face for that.
>>137177659
Guess I'm going gay, then.
Last one for now.
>dem ayys doe
>>137168886
>>137171543
>>137176295
>>137177659
Watched that just a few days ago. I was actually very disappointed because Supermankilled Zod
Literally not my Superman
>>137177046
Couldn't you make Javik an engineer using ancient Prothean tech? Wouldn't that work as well?
>>137171695
Wasn't there a bunch of furries who managed to put their fursonas into the game? Something about one of the kickstarter rewards for having no common sense spending was that your character would be put in?
>Watching Champions League game in the 90s
>half time ads
>Shepard shows up to pick up short haired cutie
I never stood a chance, /meg/.
>>137179724
I didn't mind it. He did it to save that family, and it's the only time it happens so that could be why he never does it again.
Have you seen BvS, yet?
>French
No wonder the first Normandy blew up.
>>137179724
It wasn't a decision he made lightly. And I like the fact that Snyder/Goyer made him make a questionable choice.
>>137179754
I guess...
>Having to play Andromeda with a character created in the DA:I character creator instead of Vanderloo
I don't like it, /meg/. I don't like it one bit.
>>137181529
They could still have a default character that's modeled after a real person, though.
>>137181873
I hope so. Going through the DA:I character creator was terrible.
>>137182063
Doesn't it supposedly have a good creator?
>>137183287
It's better than Oblivion's. But have you seen the options for hair and beards?
>>137180227
nope
>>137180445
>It wasn't a decision he made lightly.
doesn't matter, the real Superman would have found a way. just watch Superman vs. The Elite or read Action Comics 775 ("What's so funny about Truth, Justice and the American Way?")
Holy shit what luck, it's on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikNNVKlH4gk
>And I like the fact that Snyder/Goyer made him make a questionable choice.
Yeah well, fuck them.
>>137181529
Someone's probably creating a Mark Vanderloo mod
>>137183287
It just offers you a lot of choice, but they all look cartoony in the end, and in a bad way. just look at those fraggles that go for your squadmates.
>>137184347
>doesn't matter, the real Superman
MoS Superman is new to the gig and inexperienced. You can't expect him to be as perfect at what he does as an established, hardened Superman. I'd expect some degree of failure when he starts out.
>Someone's probably creating a Mark Vanderloo mod
Will be weird. Having a non-Shepard Vanderloo. Maybe we'll get a Henry Cavill-Ryder. But probably not.
>It just offers you a lot of choice, but they all look cartoony in the end, and in a bad way. just look at those fraggles that go for your squadmates.
And you can't get rid of the "just took a swim in the oil vat" look that everyone has.
>>137184985
>a Henry Cavill-Ryder
Would immediately choose/10.
It'd be really awesome if we could change the haircut and beard of the modeled faces, too. Should've be that hard to do, right? Just take the 3D model and add more hair.
>>137185856
*shouldn't
>>137185856
OCD is this the beard you were talking about?
>>137186664
No, it was this beard. >>137168886 I just decided to grow it longer. Actually it was that and Ragnar from Vikings.
>>137187121
>Vikings
I've been thinking of watching that show, is it any good?
>>137177558
>no Shiala squadmate
>no sniper rifle, thorian plant cloak powers and vanguard charge
>no qt green Quiet
>>137187996
Not as bloody as I would have liked, but yes, I think it's very good, honestly.
>>137188042
Are you suggesting that Bioware dropped the ball, somehow? What a ludicrous notion.
>>137188042
>no qt green Quiet playing in the rain on Illium
>>137188216
Even if it was just friggin Armax Arena licenses for however many other characters and NPCs, that would have been awesome. I mean, not even fuckin Mordin?
Speaking of which, if I bought the Omega DLC, would that unlock licenses for Nyreen and Aria?
doing some sightseeing with my waifu
>>137189290
I like Quarian boobies, bums and feet.
>>137193089
I like those, and their legs, hips, accents, luminous eyes, etc
>>137193089
>I like Quarian feet.
>>137184985
Every main line Superman has been inexperienced once and they still managed it without killing. that's what superman is all about
>>137193089
hothead
>2 full qwerty keyboards stacked, both narrower than your hand
>a d-pad
>a touch-pad
>fatass grips on the side
>monochrome display that's too see-through to even read
I know Mass Effect predates the iPad but look at this fucking thing. At least Star Trek's PADD had the excuse of predating most mobile devices.
>>137193767
Those are pretty good too.
>>137196716
and just like omni-tool it can only be operated with one hand should it be necessary to have it away from a flat surface
>>137193767
>accents
Bar a slight Eastern European/Polish-American tinge on a few named people (Tali, Raan, some of the quarians from ME2), Quarians are all over the place when it comes to accents. Xen, Gellar and Koris are all posh brits, Reegar's an American drill sergeant, etc.
>>137198857
Russian Quars are the most prominent, though. If you ever watch human porn, Russian accents when gargling cock are insanely hot.
>>137199163
I imagine the extranet is full of mail-order quarian porn series
>>137200434
Quarian Quimquim 5
My Slutty Pilgrimage
Femquar Buttwhore
>>137196716
It always bugs me when they have clear screens in sci-fi series. It doesn't make any sense.
>>137200964
3D touch interaction with holographic displays would be superior to interaction with a pressure touchscreen interface?
>>137200964
Clear screens make sense if they can become translucent or opaque on command. If they're off, they're as attractive as a window, and if they're on you can use them.
As for them still being clear while operating, that's cinematic shorthand for fancy holograms, a halfway between floating color panels and standard displays. PADD-type devices exist wherever using paper might be seen as not futuristic enough. The failing is usually in people using them like paper (i.e. handing pads around like they were forms) and not like actual devices.
Another weird point is where all the above display technologies exist already in Mass Effect. You've got floating holopanels and omni-tools that just manifest anything you want above your hand, so you wouldn't need a piece of glass/plastic that rolls text.
A LOT OF LITTLE BLUE CHILDREN
im in love with femshep;_;
everytime i play i wait for a conversation so that i can see her again
>>137202403
ADOPTED QUARIAN BABIES
all the other times i just look at her but
>>137196716
pisses me off so much as well. also omnitools can only be used 1-handed
>>137203550
but what?
>she could've been a normandyfu
FFFFF----
>>137124465
What's this strap for?
>>137206402
It's to seal away such terrifying power
>>137125882
In ME1 a theme for the geth pointed out in the manual and mentioned by Tali was that the geth were becoming more organic.
"Hoppers", those things that had "skin" and were more organic looking, jumping around everywhere, were said to be a brand new form of geth. The first known variation of geth not designed by the quarians.
