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- The Squid Sisters will be performing live at the Nico Nico Super Conference's (April 29-30) Ultra Music Festival! More details are to come. https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/712950899811856385
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- Splatoon has received a major update, featuring new modified abilities and maps, an updated Splatfest system, and a host of new weapons coming in April!
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>>137023192
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The Splatoon experience
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playable Octolings when?
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>>137024597
Doesn't sitting like that hurt Woomys knees?
Those are really cute feet.
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>>137024126
Yeah, pretty shitty luck, thankfully it was just Turf War, so no harm done on the loss. I definitely got carried in at least 2 of those games, I don't go well with bridges...
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>>137025003
;_;
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>>137024597
>>137024817
>>137025003
>>137025194
Pirates vs. Ninjas put me at the third stage, and I've been there since.
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last thread was a very good thread, i hope we can keep this up
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>>137026753
I really liked it too honestly. Comfiest thread in a long time.
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>>137026753
Last thread took forever to die, and i think this one might take a bit to get going.
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>>137026753
>>137027009
Every thread is a good thread!
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>>137027021
You don't exactly need a thread to be fast to be enjoyable. Doesn't have to be active at all times, it's fine to slow down and take it easy in the game's twilight.
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Sorry, the doodle requests I asked or are going to take a while. I remembered I'm supposed to be learning mandarin and I have some programming to do, so they won't be done for a bit. Sorry.
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What
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What the FUCK
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>>137027690
>I remembered I'm supposed to be learning mandarin
Thats pretty impressive but I have to ask:
Why?

Spacewoomy is looking really cute!
I like the sparkles.
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>>137024617
>People unironically still want ugly reskins
>People organically find that attractive
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>>137028721
I like learning other languages, I want to be able to read the thousands of years of literature and history China has since I've got through most of England's (albeit not in extreme detail) and I have a friend who's first language is mandarin who can help me with the pronunciation (which I suck at) and also I kinda have a huge crush on him kinda a little bit a lot. Also I'm studying Chinese food culture (specifically Sichuan currently) and it'd be good to be able to read the cookbooks in Mandarin.
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>>136993561

Can someone who scums a lot tell me how long it takes on avg to get the third slot pls. It was the def shirt with skalop influence btw.
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>>137027993
oh dear what's going on in that pic
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>>137029064
No Manmenmei's for a while, hopefully bilingual anon can help us out when he gets here eventually.
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>>137027776
>>137027993
I was going to run through and try and translate this but honestly it would be pretty bad since I'm not sure what is actually being said.
But I think the general idea is that
>Callie lost a punishment game
>Marie accidentally cast a spell on herself
>Crazed up she makes Callie pafupafu on her chest.
>Callie starts teasing her by repeating what Marie said while Marie gets mad and tells her to spot.
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>>137030852
stop*
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>>137030852
Ah, Sorry looking again.
Callie shouts the spell [PARUPUNTEE] and it affects Marie.
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>>137030852
>>137031301
Appreciate it; that's basically all I'd want to know. As long as the encompassing context is apparent it's all good, no need for specific translations.
Dragonquest is weird.
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>>137027993
>Burying your face into Maries breasts
Is this what heaven feels like?
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>>137027175

This is true. I only really come here for /ink/
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>>137031864
Nope, heaven is Marie burying your face into her breasts.
Callie's there.
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puss puss?
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>>137032105
Why is the squid ahegao-ing whilst its eating a human?
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>>137032105
Is that gamepad huge, or that person hands just small
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>>137032476
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>>137032660
Perspective.
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Awwww, Callie is scared that her tentacles will smack her when her Special is ready.
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squd
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>>137037174
BA!
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Hi /ink/, I'm wondering when I get gear with more than one extra slot to it, is there a certain level to reach for it?

Also, I saw some moonlander doing this odd technique with a roller where they kept jumping, swinging then squidding straight away, which seemed to work out pretty well for him, is there some name to that?
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>>137038057
The jumping and flicking thing with the Roller is a common tactic, I think jumping causes your weapon to cover more ground
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>>137038057
yeah, hankcancelling vRoller
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>>137038057
It's a slight variation on Jumping and Shooting (needs name)
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>>137038617
Just say JumpShot, and call it a day.
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>>137039247
It's a meme, ignore the memers
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Watch your goddamn motherfucking language
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>>137040720
The Miis make it even better.
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>>137038349
It seemed to let him attack quicker too, I suppose, is there any way to remotely counter it?
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>>137041612
Stand at a far enough range from it? Holy shit dude
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>>137041612
just squidsuck and you'll be fine
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>>137041612
ask Hank..................................................
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>>137040720
>Zizi is a kid word for penis in french
>Can't help but think this guy named himself penis even though I know it wasn't his intentions because it's a fucking language
>Mfw

Being belgian sucks
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So octolings will be playable in in spla2n right?
will they bring zapfish powered mechs?
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>>137044282
Why in the hell do people want to play as the ugly fucks so badly?
The models suck, they're not compatible with other gear, they don't make sense thematically... but no, 'muh octolings, muh thighs'.
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SPAAAAAAACE
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>>137046673
Haww, nice
I do wonder how space suits/diving suits would work for Inklings, like if that Woomy turned into a Squid now what would happen
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>>137046875
They would probably just not do that, mind you their clothes survive squid form so who knows.
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>>137042031
This always gives me a chuckle.
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Shadows and such. Might do it again and make it all colourful.
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Ok no more spam now, I'll actually do some of those requests.
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>>137049585
Barbie Woomy in space!
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>>137046673
>>137048961
>>137049585
Cute!
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>>137049802
>>137050045
Thank you! I also did a pastel variant but posted it to my blog because it's the same thing again so!
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>>137045198
I want Marie to smug all over me
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>>137045198
What's it feel like to hug Marie?
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>>137050768
You know that feeling when you climb into a warm bath after you've been stuck out in the snow all your life?
It's exactly nothing like that.
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>>137050768
Soft
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>>137050976
That's kind of hot.
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>>137051689
i want woomy tentacle warmers
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>>137050581
I want Marie to cum on my face
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>>137052349
Wow, what does that mean
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>>137049585
Have you drawn the Squid Sisters in comfy sweaters yet? I have a feeling you might have but still, please. Every other drawanon has now as well.
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Doodles! I drew cheerleader Callie
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>>137029027
>yesterday try to scum the shirt for 8+ hours and never got it
>tfw i got my first quad, swim speed (1/3 slots) when i didnt try to scum

did spike feel sorry for me?
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>>137053025
Damn, these are really good. I love that one of her in the dress; you draw her with a really nice figure.
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I want to pet cuteanons head until she purrs
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>>137052940
I did just now! Hehe
>>137053645
Thank you! the 'model' one is actually a bit off and I might fix it, but I'm proud of the cheerleader one.
>>137054041
I like to be pet.
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>>137054490
I forgot the picture!
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>>137049585
>In Space no can see you squid jump.
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>>137053025
OHH!!
You drew the Callie at the bus stop!
Thank you so much cute anon!
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>>137053645
She models Callie after herself.
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>>137055714
It's ok! I'm glad you like it! I might do it bigger and better later because it's cute, but I'm in a doodling mood!
>>137055883
I give her smaller boobs though, smaller is cuter!
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>>137053458
>yesterday try to scum the shirt for 8+ hours and never got it
I think I remember you from the last thead
Good to hear you finally got what you were after!
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>>137056021
>Good to hear you finally got what you were after!
>never got it
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putting laxatives in Callie's lemon tea!

spiking Marie's milk with baileys!

watching inkopolis news!
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>>137040720
why is there a question mark in zizi's yeah button
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>>137054860
For some reason I thought the arm of the chair was a giant squid boob
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what happened while I was gone
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any gifs
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>>137056837
it.. it is not that. That is not what it is.
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>>137057076
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>>137056021
Holy crap you're perfect
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>>137056528
I can't image in would end well.
What would you hope to accomplish with such a mean plan?
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>>137057076
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>>137056528
I want this
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>>137057631
I WANT TO DRAW X! She has pink hair like me!
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>>137057868
If you must...
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>>137056026
But I didn't get it. Doesn't really matter though
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>>137057965
I won't post it here if it offends you so much anon. I'm going to nap now!
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>>137056528
what r baileys?
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>>137059589
Cream liquer
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Mahi is the bane of my exsitence,
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>>137027776
>It's time for the 12th Splatfest Punishment Game~
>Kazing!! (TL: A spell from Dragon Quest. Revives party members, as shown.)
>Marie cast Kazing. Callie was revived.
>For this punishment, you're going to cast Hocus Pocus for me~ (TL: Hocus Pocus is another spell from Dragon Quest. It has a random, very drastic effect, such as turning all party members into extremely powerful dragons, reducing all on the field to 1 HP, and hitting the caster for massive damage.)
>What do we do if nothing happens?
>Well, in that case, you can do a one-liner.
>Well then, give it your all~~
>Ooo...
>HOCUS POCUS!
>Callie cast Hocus Pocus. Marie fell into confusion.
>Huh!?
>>137027993
>I have a sudden urge to give you some puff puff~ (TL: The meaning of that should be obvious enough, but for context, the term was popularized by Dragon Quest)
>...Huh?
>Huh?
>Uh! Mari
>Settle down, Marie! This is really awkward, Mar
>Marie, this is a live broadcast!
>The next day
>Marie, it's time for the news...
>I don't care
>Do some improv
>I don't want to come out
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>/ink/ is too naive to realize that drawfags, too, can fall into circlejerk
>and so, here we are, discussing drawfags preferences, their bodies, their self-portraits
what will it take for them to learn?
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fic update!
http://pastebin.com/yppLjrMb

i thought this was going to be shorter than normal, but it actually turned out the other way because i had a writing eureka as i was carrying things today.
so enjoy the slightly longer than normal update.

also: does anyone have any ideas on any hobbies marie could have callie teach? i could throw around some ideas in my head but i'd like to hear what you guys think. i want it to be a point later on.

p.s. for the record, i had the idea of marie teaching callie cooking before it was discussed in the thread yesterday. heh heh.
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>Splatoon announced for New3DS
>cross play with WiiU enabled.
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recent art dump time
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>>137063350
*art envy*
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>>137062948
Ugh I wish artists would finish their work
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>>137061761
Just ignore them, beta cucks as I like to refer to them.
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12 images
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>>137063905
pretty good
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I'd like to think most of you guys are pretty chill and Splatoon is a pretty fun game so can you do us a favor and take back your shitposter.

Regards, /tf2g/
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>>137064173
why do people do this?
are we just gonna virtually restrain him or what?
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>そろそろねよう...
>it's about time i went to bed...
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aaaand that should be about it. sorry for all the images.
>>137063598
but it is finished.
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>page 9
what the fuck
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>>137067319
You need to spread the art dump out, not finish it all at once. Regular bumps are needed these days
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>>137062219
when is this going to be done?
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>>137061761
>>137063734
>If you tell someone they drew something nice, that makes you beta
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>>137061761
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>>137068534
that's not it
>why are you so perfect
>i wish you were a qt trap
>POST PICTURES
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>>137068440
however long it takes, i suppose.
i really don't know how long it'll be, or even how to end it.
but i assure you, i will keep everyone posted.
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>>137068929
On one hand you're blowing this out of proportion, on the other you sound jealous.

Damn, it's just some nice girl that draws cute stuff for us, if they're flattered then it's because they're deserving of it. Compare this to the overblown treatment to girls that have visited in the past, who I think are now either gone or in the Discord.
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>>137064875
>>137065367
>>137065821
>>137066025
C A L L I E
A
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>>137069593
>you're blowing this out of proportion
>>136881230
>>136925998
>>136925363
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>>137069593
>>137069778
k drop this shit and post squids
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>>137061761
They truly, truly never will
For some reason, people think that if you make content you have a free pass to circlejerk as much as you'd like, and, if there are others circlejerking as well, you will be seen as still being above the rest of them
This is sadly true of all generals
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>>137069625
this is...
the epitome...
of art
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>>137070115
What would you prefer?
Give the content creators zero credit?
Tits or gtfo?
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>>137070397
How about
Talking about their art
And not their personal life, looks and personality
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>>137069593
how long until this drawfag also retreats into the discord.... if they're not already there...
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>>137064173
No return or refund policy
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>>137069593
*tips fedora*

Thank you m'lady
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>>137070550
They said they dislike Tumblr, I don't see any personal lives being discussed. And they seem genuinely nice; it's called credit where it's due.

Really we're just derailing matters further now. But it could definitely be much worse than this.
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>>137070397
>artists shouldn't be allowed to circlejerk
>are you saying we should give them zero credit instead?
ok bud
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posting squids because ink i stooping to tumblr-esque levels
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>>137070397
If they want credit they can put their name or something in the corner.

Anyone have squid with the cat lingerie?
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>>137062219
>>137062219
>I want to try cooking as good as you do
Grammatically hopeless Callie is cute, I like this.

It's kinda tricky coming up with something to be taught, since there probably aren't many skills Callie has that Marie wouldn't already have or want to know.
Except maybe fitness. Have Callie get her fit, that would be sweet.
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>>137071149
What is tumblr about arguing about circlejerking?
Especially compared to the kissy kissy shit that was going on yesterday?
>>137071265
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Moving the conversation to a more related note

How does the order system work for ranked?
In turf wars its obviously who inked the most turf but what about Ranked?
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>>137071392
just stop responding to whoever the fuck you're arguing with and the problem will go away. i highly doubt that they will stick around to shit it up further
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>>137071507
http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Version_2.3.0#Ranked_Match_Results_Pages_Adjustments
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>>137071507
It's based on win rate from previous games
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>>137071392
>Implying circlejerking is inherently a bad thing
>Implying circlejerking over a user is any worse that cirlcejerking over Sister Squids
>Implying this thread isn't still a frequent circlejerk over its players

>Implying those getting triggered over an artist getting commended and desperately trying to move past it aren't the ones that are beta as fuck
>>137071583
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>>137071265
no they can't, /ink/ goes into autist rage over that too
we once had a very unnecessarily long argument over the signature in this picture
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>>137071783
>>137071962
>Changed the display of the results screen in Ranked Battle. Players will be listed in the order of their winning percentages in the last 10 matches for the current mode (Wins - Losses).
That explains why I'm always last, Thanks anon.
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>>137072007
Shut the hell up gonenannurs

The deal with that one was it was garish and distracting, if a siggy is subtle and out of the way it's all good
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>>137071303
i think "hopeless" is a poor word.
it's more like callie is less of a stickler for grammar than marie. callie doesn't care much for correct grammar, going with what's casual and easy to say instead.
it's more stringentness on marie's part than any sort of thing relating to callie's intelligence.

also, thank you for trying to help me think of things.
i'm sure i will come up with something.
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>>137072007
The argument there was about whether the signature's placement was distracting or something
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>>137071983
>>Implying circlejerking is inherently a bad thing
you lost me
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>>137072007
>>137072424
Still good art though, stubby-tentacled Marie is cute
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>>137072654
Why is she so smug?
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>>137071983
All the things in this post are true though
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>>137072748
That's the look of wanting to die
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>>137072424
>>137072654
These look terrible, what.
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>>137072848
Whats cause Marie to become suicidal?
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>>137072886
I wouldn't say terrible.
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>>137057165
Come on Bryn, BOOK HER ALREADY
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>>137072886
I like them, The Signature does look a little out of place however.
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>>137073106
Shut the fuck up, don't circlejerk you're ruining the thread
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>>137073016
being Marie
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>>137073249
what dude haha
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>>137073293
But that's why Callie loves her!
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>>137073257
O-oh.
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I'm sorry for making some people so mad, I won't do it again. I just like sharing my drawings and getting advice, I'm sorry. I'll keep things strictly Splatoon related.
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>>137073016
Anxiety
Inferiority complex
Ongoing stress
Fan harassment
Fear of abandonment
Lack of fulfillment
And above all
Self awareness
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>>137073563
thanks cutie add me on snap
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>>137073563
Please don't get the wrong idea anon, it's nothing you did. Your art is always welcome.
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>>137073563
Pretty much >>137073849
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>>137073563
> mom and dad are fighting... it's all my fault!!

Literally the same situation. It's nothing you didn't. It's what the circlejerkers did in reaction to it like the thirsty virgins they are.
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>>137074116
*did
Damn autocorrect.
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>>137074116
If I want to tell a girl I'll never meet that she's likeable, I'm gonna do it, fuck you.
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alright boys back to squid posting
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>>137074379
*sigh*
Business as usual.
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>>137074379
What would happen if I took the sponge off Callie's head?
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>>137073563
it's alright, these things can be forgiven.
don't feel like you killed /ink/ or anything, just don't do it again.
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>>137074379
i want to hit the image limit desu
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>>137074586
It'd be extremely embarassing
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>>137074586
it would be extremely painful
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>>137074586
she'd ask you to give it back and probably be a bit pouty even if you returned but she'd say thanks and maybe smile
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>>137074586
Then she'd be without hat. It bounces off all the time.

>>137074602
Don't do what again?
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>>137074739
>>137074740
>>137074805
>>137074815
These are some conflicting answers.
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>>137074658
all we have to do is make a new general
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>>137074908
4 u
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>>137074805
This.
Seeing Callie pout would be worth doing it though.
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>>137075031
you want to see her pouty? it would probably be cute, but callie has feelings too
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>>137074347
See this is what pisses me off about most guys is that they're totally blind to double standards. If I were to say to a previously stated male anon saying all these different kinds of compliments JUST because of his gender, I'd seem like a thirsty lonely girl, right? But nooo if a guy does it to a girl anon then it's automatically cute and not creepy at all. This is why I was afraid of revealing my gender and why I kept it for so long, and so far, when cute-anon first revealed herself, things seemed fine, so I decided to let my guard down on the matter. But literally the second I even remotely hinted the fact, instantly people wanted pictures. So I promptly gave them a picture to say fuck off.
I'm sorry if I'm sounding like an asshole but it's like a pet peeve like when I'm playing call of duty and every single guy sends a friend request to the one player that's a girl. I should know because it's happened to me. Most of which are creeps... One guy even having a woman spreading her ass as his profile pic. That just screams "hey look at me, I'm a huge perv, this picture represents me."

Sorry for the little rant.
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>>137075278
uh...
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>>137075190
I'm sure she'd be immensely offended and certainly not just very mildly annoyed at having her hat swiped

This lass lives with Marie remember, she takes offense like an absolute champion
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What the fuck is going on, I tend to lurk this general because it's a pretty damn chill one but today everyone seem to be fighting.
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>>137075423
lol i dunno dude some shit with a girl
i thought we all wanted squids here but i guess there are people in this general who want an actual gf instead of a woomy
also i was going to say that your pic wasn't squid related but then i realized...
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>>137075278
I realize this is probably copypasta, but there's nothing wrong with being a perv.
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>>137075412
wait what
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>>137075278
Truth be told I've complimented your tastes even before your gender became apparent.
If it upsets the General though, I'll lay off.
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>>137075278
I don't think it's that bad, I have plenty more nice experiences with people saying 'oh, you're a girl, that's cool!' or similar such things, honestly you're going to get that sort of behaviour playing COD. I play loads of online games and more often than not people are nice or don't really care.
Also I didn't realise your drawing was meant to be a hint to go away, I thought you were just cool like that.
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Tan Callie!
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alright boys here's a hot strat on par with squidsucking: it's called not replying. for the sake of the general please give it a fucking rest
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>>137076141
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>>137076141
Why are you so assblasted about all this? How is this in any way harming the General?
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>>137076141
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>>137075748
It's one thing to be into lewd things, which is totally fine and normal. It's another thing to be a pervert.

I apologize that I got a little heated back there, it's just I've had a lot of really bad experiences with perverts that have kind of made me unintentionally racist towards them making me sound like a SJW or some shit.

And no, it wasn't a copypasta.

>>137075847
Like a fuckhead, I realized this shortly after posting like a lot of shit that's fucked me up.

>>137075975
Don't get me wrong, I can totally be cool like that. Just not then.


Sorry for derailing the thread. You can go back to posting woomies now.
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>>137076324
How about you kill yourself faggot?
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>>137076324
i'm assblasted because i love squids and i thought we were all here to talk about squids but i guess not. i'm having a pretty good time getting assblasted and defending squids, but i am worried that the off-topic drama is going to snowball and truly kill this place off once and for all
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>>137076549
Bitch did you even see the off-topic drama we survived before the Discord was created.
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>>137075278
hey, wait, this seems all too familiar
please don't leave too though
i still hope this artist comes back some day
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>>137076479
Stop responding too you dumbass
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>>137076141
This advanced technique has not been approved by
Hank...............................................
Go to squidboard to have this peer reviewed please
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>>137076663
I realise this is just opening another can of worms but
What happened to warrant the discord being created?
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>>137076723
NOBODY RESPOND TO ANYBODY
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>>137076663
no actually i did not see any of that. i have not once seen the majority of posts center around a stupid topic such as this in my entirety of being on this general

>>137076795
roger that good buddy
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>>137075278
huh? if anything society nowadays sees men hitting on women as being more creepy than the other way around
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>>137076868
Nothing caused it to have to be created, one guy made it for teamchat purposes or whatever and it ballooned from there.
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>>137076718
Let it go, anon
;_;
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>>137076890
ok
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When is Nintendo going to host a Splatourney in the West?
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>>137076894
>i have not once seen the majority of posts center around a stupid topic such as this in my entirety of being on this general
You can't have been here before the Discord then. Good god, Tim this, Scarth that; you were lucky to ever get a picture of a squid.
If you think this is a serious matter or a widespread derailment, you have no fucking idea.

The 'look who the meme is now' get was more harmful than this, goddamn.
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WHEN
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>>137077317
to me
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>>137076718
Don't worry... The day I leave is the day splatoon dies. At worst, I'll take a long hiatus.
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>>137077309
>Scarth that
I see him mentioned often, What did he do?
Just got gud?
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>>137077319
Are the Octolings going to be extinct?
Soon, friend, soon.
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>>137076890
This picture is powerful
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>>137077319
never
B O M B
O
M
B
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>>137077065
sounds like it could be fun. buncha anons chilling and talking about what squids would do in certain situations

>>137077286
>>137077319
never

>>137077309
oh shit i forgot all about tim and scarth. that was more funny than it was problem causing tho
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Tiny callie loves marie!
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>>137077480
Nothing in particular, he just became a 'meme' from playing with other well known namefags. For ages these threads were nothing but the namefags circlejerking each other, until the Discord removed them.

And to think we we terrified that the Discord would kill the General. It actually saved it.
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>>137077563
How did Callie get this small?
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>>137077563
And Marie loves tiny Callie!

>>137077860
She was left in the wash for too long!
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>>137077860
>>137077961
I don't know, how did marie get all these callies?
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>>137077961
>She was left in the wash for too long!
This just raises even more questions!
Why was Callie in the washing machine?
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>check /ink/ after getting home
>group of fedoras jerking off a girls ego
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Waiting for the worms to come
Waiting to cut out the deadwood
Waiting to clean up the sewers
Waiting to follow the worms
Waiting to put on a green shirt
Waiting to weed out the weaklings
Waiting to smash in their teapots
And kick in their grates
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain
Waiting to follow the worms
Waiting to turn on the flooders
And fire the chargers
Waiting for the bombers and snipers
And the copters and strikers
Waiting to follow the worms
Would you like to see Inkopolis
Rule again my friend
All you have to do is follow the worms
Would you like to send our suckered cousins
Home again my friend
All you need to do is follow the worms
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>>137077558
-scarth
I still have nostalgia of the moment this got spammed into memehood
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>>137078204
welcome back dude here's some squids
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>>137078091
Like a bunch of little pixies

>>137078204
Shut the fuck up Tia, nobody cares about you anymore.
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>>137078341
Marie is finally a mother. Not how she imagined.
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>>137078263
>Nostalgia
I just dread it.
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>>137078508
adorable!
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>>137077563
I want a tiny Callie to put in my pocket
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>>137078508
Not sure how I feel about the Marie-will-never-be-a-mom meme
I think she'd be alright
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>>137078839
still disgusting
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>>137079057
?
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I can't believe how much easier the single player campaign is after you're more experienced at the game.
I used to legitimately find the Octolings pretty hard.
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>>137079152
that's not how eyes work
also go the fuck back underground scum
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