Return of the Void! Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your ownFrisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqdvMqGWX3A
this is a good song guys
Threadly Reminder:
To saveAsrielall you to do issave the gameduringthe true pacifist ending.And then everyone will stayhappywith you forever.
You wouldn't want to killAsriel, would you? You would letthe Humanskilleveryone, would you?
>>136138673
ONLY GOATS FROM HERE ON OUT
ALL GOATS
Do you have the stuff?
Do you have...theMADstuff?
>>136138673
lil
wasn't sure if this was stitched yet
sans
>>136138727
No and your gimmick is shitty.
Will the curse continue?
Genitals are made for sex
Flowers are plant genitals
Flowey is a flower
Flowey is made for sex
Hello anon! Man, I sometimes forget how cold it can be at night, with the crisp air and cool breeze. I'm glad you are here to warm me up, beautiful. I love you!
cute void
I will purify those who post lewdness
Sup
this wasn't a request I just felt like drawing these three
>>136138603Area code. Oakland County.
>>136138905
no he is pure
>>136138904ye
>>136138905
This, basic deductive reasoning.
Flowey is confirmed a plantslut
>>136138937
what about lewd off?
>>136138937
Batter is my hero!
wanna lewd this goat
gonna lewd this goat
>>136138983
oh!! beautiful
>>136138519
Threadly reminder that I love all of you Anons, you've made me happier than I have been in some time!You're all super cute and I'd hug each and every one of you if I could!
>>136138983
this some primo shit right here, excellent work
>>136139087
there is absolutely nothing sexual about this flower
Why was the genocide Undyne fight so easy?
The best track in the game was playing, and it could have easily been the hypest moment, but no effort was put into the fight at all.
>>136139165
this goat is too skinny!
The goal in life is to create something that someone then makes porn of. That is how I know I've made it.
>>136139087
not you again
he's pure
>>136138916
>>136139184
im gonna kiss these anons
>>136139250
Wait until you fight Mettaton Neo.
>>136139165
>no bulge
into le trash
>>136139165
Well, I mean that's your thing so that's fine I guess.
>>136139212
>not sexualizing the big flower
s m h
>>136139142
Not lewd, quite pure actually.
>>136139159
I want nothing to do with you specter.
>>136138916thx charanon
Sooo... What's /utg/ listening to this evening?
I'll go first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJJbHFIRWHk
>>136139165
goat is not for lewd, remove this
>>136139443
Fuck Toby. Shitty fucking hack nigger.
Destroying my liver again tonight. Ahh yeah, folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUWBDhDBzVw
>>136138983
>napstablook with a :3 face
I didn't know I needed this
>>136138916
>>136139184
I love you both!
Reminder that Muffet is the undisputed most cute Undertale.
>>136138904
I hope not.
>>136139603
People draw him crying too much
I want happy ghost
>>136139556
That's ok. Even if you...hate me... I still appreciate what you are doing to help us.Godspeed OFFfag.
>>136139212
>>136139396
canonically incorrect
>>136138983
Dang that is some nice coloring
>>136138916This cuddling is totally platonic and not lewd at all right? I-I don't know if I could handle lewd cuddling.
>>136139424
>>136139636
You're both wonderful!
>>136139556
consider this though, what if I lewd the Dedan?
Marrying the goat!
we will never see these characters in a canon sense ever again
How do you deal with wanting to kill yourself?
I thought first it was just depression/low serotonin but no, I actually want to stop living. And I'm not really sure if I should trust myself on this one or not.
I'm not even sad or depressed. The cards just look bad enough that even if I play and win, it's not going to be actually worth it.
That's why quitting now seems like the logical option and there's a thought I can't get past today.
What's Sans' deal?
>>136140171Marrying You!
>>136140171
rot in hell you shitposting sonuvabitch
>>136140256
'dogs for 30g.
>>136140281
When's the date?
>>136140151
I thought Dedan was a naked mole rat made of metal, is he supposed to have nipples
>>136140313
heck*
>>136140393Right Now!
>>136139424
Aww, that's sweet!
>>136139561
It wasn't much effort to remind you ofhow wonderful of a person you are!
>>136139636
I love you too!
>>136140047Completely platonic. You can slowly fall asleep on my shoulder as I point out the constellations and recite the mythos behind them, while you begin to dream of your favorite Undertale!
>>136140171
giving him a big kissu!
http://lparchive.org/OFF/Update%2043/
What does /utg/ think of(f) this OFF interpretation?
Someone please talk to me. I hate you all but I'm so lonely.
>>136138775
neat
>>136140425
sorry mom
>>136140412
sure and why not
>>136140504
As someone who was actually in that thread on SA at the time that is a joke about how the other posters were over analyzing shit
How are the localizations doing?
>>136140491
You're hurting my heart, Anon
>>136140563
go make some friends
>>136140235
You should definitely consult a friend or relative about this Anon, and perhaps a doctor too. I also suggest you find some kind of hobby, anything to absorb your attention and make you feel like you're doing something productive or creative.
If you have anyone close to you, at least live for their sake.Making other people happy is how I cope.
>>136140563
me too
please hate me and my problems
>>136140563
hello!
>>136140235
Anon, Its not worth it to kill yourself. There's still far too much to experience. If life is bugging you that much, go be a wanderer and get away from everything for a while!
>>136140563
What do you want to talk about anon?No matter what you think of me, I will still love you.
>>136140724I...I didn't want to hurt anyone... are you OK?
Don't forget /utg/, I love you :)
A rite a day keeps the suffering at bayA rite at night makes everything alright
>>136139816
I don't hate. I saw a world dying and put it out of it's misery. I can't hate, not anymore.
>>136140151
What, are you going to make him wear less clothing. The thin bastard is already lewd.
>>136139352
>mfw i have already accomplished this task
>>136140728
fuck off cunt
>>136140768
>>136140781
fuck off
>>136140235
The reason that humans are the apex predator of any ecosystem is not because we have super sharp teeth, or because we can run really, REALLY fast. It's because we know how to be persistent.
Animals run fast, but they also get tired quickly. They can't run forever from a human that's determined enough to hunt them down. We have everything in out physiology in our favor over other animals, to be persistent, and to survive.
Life is a long hunt, anon. Train for it, be persistent, and wait patiently for the right opportunity. Killing yourself forfeits that opportunity.
It'll get better. I'm certain of that.
What's Toby doing?
>>136140861
why not suck off
>>136140850
I could post the Dedan x Papyrus porn... but I don't really want to get banned so I'll stop here
>>136140838Oh, I didn't want to worry you or anything.. the stuff you're saying just sounds so nice and it makes me wish I could have it
>>136140563
You're not special. Everyone here hates me.
>>136140838
He's fine, he's just being the wimpy anon that he is.
I didn't notice there was a new thread.
I hope you all had a fantastic day today, /utg/ and are ending it on a high note, make the most of what's left of today and continue onto tomorrow!I love you all!
>>136140972
jerking off to soriel porn
>>136140861
I'm gonna kiss you anon.
>>136140491
Oh gosh Anon, I've eaten triple chocolate cakes that aren't as sweet as you!
>>136140919
What opportunity? There's nothing really here that I'm looking for.
>>136140850
But Batter, what makes you think the world cannot be SAVED? You have immense power and DETERMINATION! You can do whatever your heart desires!
>>136141105I love you too spiderposter! I hope you have a wonderful day/night!
>>136140838
I dunno. Life sucks ass. I have atleast 2 more years at community college because I decided to change majors, again.
>>136141039
I'll fuck you, faggot, if you don't stop calling me wimpy.
>>136141127
>>136141126
You guys really are idiots, aren't you.
>>136141039
there's must be one person who doesn't hate you
it's not me though
>>136141272
The opportunity to do something that makes you happy. I'm not saying you'll see it soon, but you'll find it.
>>136140235
If you're seriously not sad or depressed, are you going through an existential crisis?
>>136141334Loving The Anon!
>>136138904
>curse
what??
>>136140504
Deepest lore, however it is so incredibly stupid it is impure.
>>136140412
The nipples are highly necessary
>>136141016
LINK ME, I MUST PURIFY WHOEVER DID THIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=4BkRjWGPrSQ
>>136141319
I wanted the switch to be OFF.
>>136141334
shut up and gimme a hug lil man
>>136141334
Even though it may be difficult now, it is worth it to find a job that you will enjoy. If you rush college and get into a job you dislike, you will be worse off then if you just switched majors in college.And don't forget, we all believe in you! You can make your life better, even if it is difficult.
>>136141334
Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk, faggot. I guarantee you I can slice your dick off with the sheer clenching of my asshole.
>>136141401
Like, Charanon doesn't, I guess. and I think kek anon wants to convert me to something, but I try to keep it as a title of honor; "The Most Cancerous of /utg/." Only bigger honor would be getting that for /5n@f/, but I'd probably die within the first few minutes of being there from the cringe.
>>136141603
>>136141751
Neat.
>tfw the autism in this thread
>tfw I can'tget enough of it
>>136141585
>>136141682
STOP IT
>>136141695
That's just it though. It's not difficult it's exceedingly easy. Too easy. And I have to spend 2 years doing this shit just to get a little mark on my transfer papers that lets other people know I can do it.
>>136140795
Not having to think and count time seems tempting though.
>>136140736
Even if talking to others would be the "right" thing to do I don't think anyone would actually believe that I no longer want to live while I'm also not even depressed.
Seriously 5-HTP gave me serotonin syndrome symptoms so it's not there where the problem is.
>>136141571
Just got over some a while ago, as soon as I stopped the drugs actually. So really it just stopped actively bothering me as soon as I stopped shuffling my mind.
You anons are really sweet. Which fucking sucks for me, because I gotta go to bed soon.
Keep being kind to each other, okay?
>>136140235
I drink. In fact, I'm getting inebriated right now. Months ago I lost my job and have been having a hard time finding a new one. A short time after losing my job, I downloaded Undertale because everyone said it was life changing or whatever. "It can be that good," i thought. And sure enough, I was right. The game is great, sure, but it didn't make me experience the rapture or anything. In fact, I've become even more depressed.
I now realize I'll never make something great, and I'll never be apart of anything worthwhile. I actually outlined a story for an an indie game once, but soon came to the numbing realization that, much like every other venture I had ever undertook, I was shooting too high and was destined to fall. I gave up. I can't code, nor do I know the first thing about game development. I've been told I have great ideas, but I know that's all they'll ever be. I'm just going to become complacent, find another job, then get drunk whenever those cold thoughts of self loathing and disenchantment rear their ugly heads.
But hey, at least I've got you guys.
>>136141618
>claims to be pure
>wants me to link him to Papyrus x Dedan porn
Don't worry Batter I gotcha and I'll keep your secret from your wifehttp://delectable-dildo.tumblr.com/post/134831521097/crossover-for-ya
Reminder that the Batter is a hypocrite that will gladly take sexual favors from ghosts
>>136141814
Faggot, my dick is made of steel, I would split you in two before you could clench anything.
>>136141875
i wont stop till i get my hug
>>136142042
... I don't have genitals
I fucking despise all of you and this shitty game.
>>136141875
Anon I'm not going to stop until you love yourself.
>>136141967
I'll do my best in your absence.
>>136142159
Look i'm not judging
>>136142173
>>136142113
I H A T E Y O U>>136142159
That's my fetish.
>>136142076
dworven needs to be purged
>>136141618
But don't you want to give the world a chance to change for the better? All it can take I'd a single leap of faith.
>>136141875
Then you have a unique opportunity to try new hobbies and meet new people! Just keep up on your work while you do.
>>136141967
I'll be sure to,cutie!
>>136142297
kissu
>>136142297Do you really anon? I think you actually really like the attention you're getting... cutie
>>136141967
I'll try my hardest!
These dear Anons need love almost as much as they need Woshua!
>>136141829
Pervert...
>>136142081
Son, my ass is made of pure crystalized carbon. the points of my posterior punisher will bite your metal phallus off the face of your scrote-zone.
>>136142297
Anon take your meds.
>>136141953
The things you enjoy aren't worth dealing with thinking and counting time? The things in life you haven't experienced yet don't grip you?
What's so bad about thinking, anyway? I mean you could try meditation to balance it out a little, but I enjoy thinking.
>>136142373
No my brain needs to be. With a .50 cal. and detergent.
>>136142297
Quit bein a lil bitch and let me hold you tight
>>136142373
No, dworven needs to be protected.
>>136139352
Well, considering that there's porn of Omega Flowey, I don't think that would be very difficult.
Then again, Omega is kinda___hot
>>136141814
i can't remember if charanon stopped coming or just stopped doing art things but i haven't seen them in a while
you're far from the worst here you're just annoying
>>136142552
He looks like a dork
>>136142429
>>136142437
>>136142578
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO NICE??
>>136142531
I sincerely doubt it.
>>136138983
i wanna own this its very lovely!
Is there any way to turn off the sound to the game? I want to play it again but also want to listen to something else in the background.
>>136142670
well people have to like it first. That's best part, taking completely non-sexual thing and making it sexual cause for whatever reason. I'm working on some stuff that I hope people make tons of porn of.
>>136142076
GODDAMN SPECTER! I am physically incapable of that!
>>136142515
Or a Purifier
>>136142242
No, I don't think you understand. I have a solid block for a pelvis.Also Adversary Purified
>>136142854
chu
To be honest, I don't really like Asriel. It feels very clumsy that they had a monster like Flowey who was presented a genuine problem to the pacifist ideals that the game was preaching: Someone literally incapable of reforming their ways. Someone capable and has committed atrocities at their own whims and is immune to mercy. Yet, the pacifist ending brings in Asriel as a replacement of him (since doing the Omega fight twice would be dissapointing) who is the "true" villain, despite not appearing in the story until the last area. It just feels like Asriel was made as a way to answer for the sins of the Flowey character, despite Flowey being a more interesting take on how unflinching pacifism is bad. The fact that Asriel has to say that pacifism against monsters like he was is bad is laughably hypocritical since this pacifism is what allowed him to atone for his mistakes.
>>136142958
Play genocide already Flowery IS Asriel
>>136142854
im not that nice i just want a hug from a cute anon like you
>>136142854
Because I love all anons, and especially you because you're so cute!
After all this time...
Everyone is still gay but me.
>>136142848
He is a dork.
Cute moms going to sleep!
>>136142546
>The things you enjoy
I don't think I really enjoy things more than I just get preoccupied with something that I can't immediately drop and try to forget everything else for a while. Everything I pick just gets so tiresome in such a short time.
I don't really think my brain will ever have the patience. That's why I don't consider myself worth working on, the situation's already so bad it's not really worth it.
>What's so bad about thinking, anyway?
I've just had enough.
It is stimulating to try to solve something in your mind, but problem after problem is ultimately stressful, partly because of the implications.
>>136143095
we can fix you anon.
>>136143095
nope im still here too, hello hetero brother
>>136143146Forever!
>>136142810
Let me hold my title for myself.
Anyway, I've got multiple tests in the morning and I haven't studied. What do.
gimmie quick requests
>>136143342
Asriel killing himself Kurt Cobain style
>>136143342
Undyne telling Alphys to just do it.
>>136143342
Did he say thick requests?
THICK UNDYNE
>>136143095
>Being straight.
Sounds pretty fuckin' gay familiorino.
>>136143095
no I still hate sex actually
>>136143113
no sense of style
>>136143342
>evil Areil doesn't want his dad being lewd
Too bad
>>136143342
Chara with her beautiful eyes
>>136143342
Asriel pinning anon against the wall!
>>136143342
burgerpants with a gun
>>136143095
Everybody wants me because I'm gay.
>>136143049
I know that. My point was that "Monster without Conscience" becoming "Monster with Conscience" as a result of your idealism is just a lazy way of dealing with the implications of an unrepentant monster.
>>136143342
Burgerpants torturing the viewer with a knife.
>>136143342
alphys raping toriel
>>136141605
Last Gaster thread got deleted.
What does determination actually look lik in it's physical form?
>>136143336
just study most important parts i guess
>>136142904
Accept your shit taste and deal with it.
>>136143276
No!
>>136143939
a flower
>>136143939
it looks like(You)
Does anyone have that snapchat thing? It was going through the undertale story and got up to snowdin last time i checked
>>136143482
fuck off you idiot
>>136143609
>tfw cute angry anon is gone
feels bad man
>>136138927
SO CUTE
>>136144148
Wow that's very rude.
>>136143939
Like mojo.
>>136143939
>>136143910
Why do mods hate squishy blobdaddy, Skull?
>>136144148
that's exactly what i wanted
thanks
>>136144170
FUCK OFFI'm trying to masturbate, faggot
>>136144170
im pissed, i didn't get my hug from him
>>136144113
This?
>>136143146
>You will never be frisk falling into the underground
>You will never be rescued by a charming and gentle goat monster
>You will never be guided to the abode of this protective monster, holding her hand as she goes
>You will never arrive in her house, her having prepared a meal just for you
>You will never be tucked in by your new caretaker, her eyes peering through the crack in the door until you fall asleep>You will never awake in a near-bitch black room unfamiliar to you>You will never turn too the faint outline of your protective goat who you affectionately call mom>You will never be chained to the brick walls of this room, your wrists pinned against the cold rocks by even colder metal plates>You will never feel your body decaying as the monster gets closer to you>The goat mother will never drain you of your soul to keep her body from aging, being with her in spirit until the end of days
You know /utg/? I'm going to request that one of you put me down right now, for I am in so much misery.
>>136143537
no sense of grace
oh hey gaster what the fuck are you doing in a 3DS game
https://youtu.be/CmP0wpTQqzI
>mute protagonist
>is able to call people
ok here is a story I made
I don't write often so if its a piece of shit tell me it is along with how I should improve.
utgtale 1:http://pastebin.com/hD3YsR3d
utgtale 2: http://pastebin.com/tHcKgpmD
>>136144069
Can you do it or not?
>>136144431
Jesus christ son
>>136144665
>Protagonist isn't mute
>Toriel says she likes your voice
>>136143416
>>136144414lewd and cute! ok anon, I'll let you do your business.
>>136143095
WHERE MY HETERO BROTHERS AT
>>136141319
I love you more, anon. Have a spectacular end to your day.
You're a little bundle of joy, don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise
Ok, so I talked to Batter for a bit.
So the jist of it is,everything is impure and must be clensed. EVERYTHING.And once that is done, we prevent the world from ever existing again! Did I miss anything?
>>136144557
literally oblivious
>>136144819
KEK
>>136144887
Right here.
Also goodnight I'm sleepy and I got class tomorrow FUCK.
>>136144887
not here
>>136144431
Goatmom a shitAsgore is much better for comfy soul sharing
>>136145020
G'night fellow mom poster! Sleep well!
I'm gonna start shipping Mettaton/Batter
Mettaton tops
>>136144887
im here! hi
>>136143910
was it made after the Asrielle! thread? I didn't see a gaster thread before or after thatalso, have you sen the recent posts on askerrorsans?
>>136145160
The way you type doesn't seem very hetero.
I could be fertilizer instead. I'd be useful and would have a purpose - unlike now.
Empty head renders even the rest useless. It'd be better to just crush it all to pieces instead and spread on the fields.
>>136144431
I'll take it.
>>136144887
soriel is the only hetero ship youre allowed to like
>>136138519
>entire species of dindu nuffins attempts to murder a small child and devour his soul for power
>when you fight back you're called a filthy murderer and constantly painted as the bad guy
>when everything in the game except Papyrus is trying to murder you in turn
>>136143573
>>136144431>You will never notice the man with bright blond hair standing behind her>You will never be deafened by two shots ringing out>You will never watch the goat monster disintegrate before your eyes>You will never see the man point that pump action shotgun at you>You will never have that muzzle flash be the last thing you ever see>You will never be the dastardly Miami Mutilator's latest victim
>>136144957
What an adorable spiderposter!
>>136145248
NOPE
>>136140504
this is satire, it has to be they left out so much shit or made shit up or misinterpreted shit.
yeah this is satire.
>>136144887I WAS BEFORE THAT FUCKING ROBOT AND THAT GOD DAMN GOTE
Anyway, I think I'm going to call it a night. Keep itaggravated/utg/!
>>136142958
I'd actually like to discuss this.
>>136145146
Thank you!
Likewise, brother.
>>136145369
thank you
>>136145359
Love it!
>>136144858
>>136143062
>>136143056
>>136142947
Huh, maybe that's all I need to do, I feel much better now. Still though...I hate you all
>>136145460
see >>136140642
it was actually a joke
>>136144887
Toriel is in need of purification!
>>136144754
No one's ever tried.
>>136144372
I just don't know.
>>136145214
It was made before and had plenty of replies while the other one didn't, got deleted anyway.No I don't follow that anymore.
>>136145480
then fucking go to reddit or some shit
we're busy posting waifus and husbandos
Whats this meme about a baseball player?
>>136145543
thank you
>>136143218
You don't enjoy anything? I don't mean just productive things, you don't enjoy anything at all?
Even the most basic things I enjoy are worth living for, I think.
>>136145565
You rang?
>>136145808
See >>136144962 for the short version.
>>136144758
Christ can't save me, I perform my rites to asriel
>>136145067
true, asgore did nothing wrong, toriel on the other hand stole my soul with my consent
>>136145231
Yea you'll take it you filthy flower i bet you like fertilizer
>>136145369
Finally someone to put an end to this madness
>>136145808
he's the pitcher from a movie called ON
>>136145541
Anon, I'm going to hunt you down and fuckinghug you and kiss you
GUYS HELP ANGERBRO IS DOWN HERE WITH HIS NEW VIDEO DRONE AND HE'S GOING TO KAMIKAZE IT INTO ME
I wanted to fight Metaton Neo...
>>136145958
but what is it from?
>>136145808
He's the Catcher from the Triple A title ON
>>136146079
>>136146108 just invert everything.
>>136145808
He's a baseball fan from the game IN PROGRESS
>>136145891
>that implied goat booby
>that ahegao
I knew weaver was ma nigga
>>136144965
that's how they do
>>136142401
>I leapt once and fell forever.
>>136145395
I am not adorable, lying on the internet is morally wrong anon.
>>136146183
>you will never be friends with anyone in this picture
>>136145834
Like said, not really sure. But it definitely does feel like it's not worth it - otherwise I'd be doing something.
It's not like my life is inconsequential, no, there's enough people around me alone to ensure that.
It's just, I can find a fuck to give if it goes one way or another, but the fact that it goes on annoys me when really I'd rather just lie down and stop forever. When you don't really care how you feel like as long as you're not in immediate pain, it's the best to minimize any spendings on sustension.
I want a fic about Mettaon holding down the Batter while Napstablook possesses him and takes control of his body then him and Mettaton fuck
>>136146312
where do you keep finding images of these two trashbags
