Abyss..
>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
cosmo is going off the deep end
gone nuclear
>>135998958
hey I said I was making the thread
>>135999283
sorry about that, but we've had enough homo threads
No memeing I haven't payed attention to speedruns for about a year. Is mike still dead?
>>135999136
me on the right
>>135999409
fair enough
>>135999421
its unbelievable, mike surfaced from his mmo lair to attend agdq for a few minutes this year
>>135999181
dude nice
how long is the complete run?
whatever happened to bonersaw?
>>135999938
ran off and married his cousin
>>135999913
I'll know when I've actually finished a run
watch this space
i am a black man and i deposited my seed into a white woman this past sunday
how does this make you feel
>>136000301
like fapping
how did i do?
>>136002041
no narcissa DONT
>>136002041
seems short desu
if you are practicing the knot its ok i guess
Thoughts?
>>136002689
he's not dead?
>>136002689
Autistic.
>>136002689
His breathing tips really helped me out.
This is stupid. It's like there is a one way invisible wall to stop you getting down there.
>>136004860
monster hunts
when
Name one good female speedrunner.
Bonus points if they have avagina.
>>136005270
thats not gayer thats toiarus
Ori Tbh
>>136005270
>>136005419
Guess again.
>>136005368
who is essentia?
>>136005502
ur cuckye
>>136005368
Narcissa :3
i thought ckeys was gonna learn smb2.
>>136005870
>female
Remember to unfollow anyone streaming Dark Souls 3 on wednesday as they are clearly a sell out looking to cash in on those launch day viewers.
Remember to unfollow anyone streaming anything at any time, as they are clearly sell-outs looking to cash in on those Twitch and Hitbox viewers.
FUCKING LMAO at all these wanna be sellouts such as TOUFOUL and USED 'DOUBLE PENETRATION' PIZZA SHILLING DISCORD WITH THEIR DISCORD HOODIE SELFIES
>plz take a pic wearing our stuff!!!
>wanna be sellout posts out of character selfie
WORLD RECORDS
reminder schizophrenic people should not partake in the marijuanas
>>136007273
leave toufool alone, he's already been exposed as an insecure little bitch who tries way too hard on Twitter
>bingo
>>136000301
nkr stop shitposting already, this is getting weird
>>136006945
>Hitbox
>Viewers
pick one
>>136007875
"stop having fun and playing video games on your own terms I DEMAND YOU ONLY EVER DO WORLD RECORD ATTEMPTS 16 HOURS A DAY"
>>136007875
>bingo
>randomizer
>beta quest
>"_______ RTA"
>race
>tournament
>practice
>>136009535
You forgot "blind" runs or races.
>>136009535
and that's why I use Mergio™ only on Speedrun.tv
imagine creating your online handle with the name of a sonic character
>>136009535
>RTA
Easily the worst. Pretentious cunts OUT.
narcissa wright
>mfw the HUGE announcement at NASA is that the LGBLT community will be hosting a speedrun marathon with Cosmo as the main event.
fuck you boulders
>>136010332
death to ALL trannies
>>136000301
like it matters, she's just gonna get an abortion anyway
whos gonna post some anime honeys
>>136010664
strim?
>>136010748
except croni
emulator is disgusting
>>136013365
u too
>>136011058
what anime are you after senpai
http://pastebin.com/jW7xww2u
>>136014816
our boi's autism at it again
are they dating again
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/712080303032930304
>>136010332
me watching
>>136014816
he should really retire from pastebin
>>136015086
we were never and are not dating. he is far too short
>>135999028
I still do not understand. Why does a chicken hatching from an egg represent the birth of someone? They're not the same.
>>136015086
>going back to old flames
The sign of loneliness and depression.
wut games does sumichu play
>>136015432
thanks for the late response!
*pretends to be croni*
![[meows internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KPxeduv.jpg "[meows internally].jpg")
>>136015086
I thought she was gonna let me feel her butt. And now she's going after other guys...
baka senpai
>>136015537
Nothing. She's a gamer gurl
is twitch chat broken or just me
>Almost the 22nd
>Only 36 dollars raised for SRL server costs
Is this hobby dead?
I HATE CALEB BLOOMER
losing the will to live
>>136016532
get with the times, senpai. I've already lost the will to live
>>136016532
most of us already have, catch up
>>136016394
i save my money to donate to streamers dude. who uses furryrunslive anyway
>>136015086
doesnt really compare does it
>>136016251
Works in Firefox but not Chrome.
what is it like to be a girl
>>136016723
it works on speedrun.tv
>>136016937
>supporting degeneracy
>>136016893
squishy
>>136015635
I'm trying to get a real response here. Either answer my question, or fuck off. I seriously want to understand why people post a picture of a baby chick coming out of an egg, and name it "the birth of squid". It makes no fucking sense right now. NONE.
>>136016893
salty bags of sand
>>136016893
die
>>136016893
strange how Croni, the only girl here, hasn't chimed in yet
i really wish croni would stop posting about himself
>>136017461
croni is a man, and even if he was a girl he wouldn't be the only one here
>>136017667
there aint even no other girls here doe
you're my only friends
>>136017083
Shut up
>>136017667
>>136017772
Literally everyone from /srg/ who claims to be female is a tranny. Cronikeys, Ari and Shunpuk, all trannies
>>136017851
can you stop being gay mate? lay off the soylent
sleep tite miss wright :3
>>136018245
bullet head trannys dead
>>136017920
um what about our girl thickezia?
>>136017920
except croni
>>136018582
um i don't read the thread
thanks
>>136020328
post thighs
>>136020401
u first u spunky little latina
>>136016532
Have 10 beautiful White children.
I need a new speedgame, boys
what's good?
ya'll seem to be having a huge fun deficit!
you should all be sent to fun camps desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T30T-F5anRI
>he needs notes
>>136020680
momodora 4 or salt and sanctuary, get in now before all the runners drop it for new FoTM shit in a week
>>136020680
klonoa
>>136020680
jackal for nes
>>136021871
>stream monster is the cute girl
:3c
>lurk /srg/
>watch speedrunners at least once a week
>know a bunch of games' routes thanks to twitch
>have played the said games and tested out glitches and skips
>still don't have the balls to speedrun a game
>>136022740
you can do it anon, you just need to take that first step.
>>136022740
speedrun Lode Runner 3D (N64)
>>136022740
don't think of it as competing, just do the best you can do
you might surprise yourself, but you'll never know unless you try
>>136022740
medievil
yo someone toss me a good stream to watch
What is the best length for a speedgame, and why is it 30 (+/- 5) minutes?
>>136023872
medievil
>>136014147
pretty much whatever day-su
shut up already
A bullet in the head of Cronikeys!
>>136026678
why croni is based
>>136027346
on what?
>>136027504
on the things she says and does
>>136027504
name ONE (1) way that croni isn't based
>>136027670
>she
>>136027754
>tranny
>trump supporter
its like your favorite food being steak and telling people you are vegan
>>136027767
>>she
>>136027910
both of those things are pretty based family
Croni is reaching Minion levels of annoying ITT
She just doesn't have a trip
>>136028274
do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>136028274
not me
cronikeys stop posting
>>136028416
just stop
>>136028416
this is me tho (not cronikeys)
not sure why I quoted myself (not cronikeys)
choose my next speedgame
preferably something on the PS1
>>136028903
Little Big Adventure
>>136028903
Jinx (PAL PS1)
Bugdom (PAL, PS1, Mac)
>>136028903
>buying amiibos
Die
>>136028903
of those I think Men in Black is your best bet. It's nothing like the movie, but that's probably a good thing
>>136029402
You know I haven't actually played it properly since I was a kid.
An alien themed resident evil style game.
I got to the arctic level and one part freaked the shit out of me and I haven't played it since.
I don't know how but I actually have 2 copies of the game but only one case.
>>136029932
if you decide to run it let me know I'll help you out
>been invited to a discord
catch you losers on the flip side ;P
>>136032151
please im in 2 discords........
can we stop pretending mario maker isnt speedrun related
>>136032546
We were never pretending.
>>136032546 (You(Yes... YOU))
>>136028903
I looked up Firo and Klawd, run that
>>136033539
top game
I ran through it earlier today, just too see the size of the challenge
>>136027910
>>tranny
https://twitter.com/heeheex2/status/712131708208832512
>>136034087
grats heeheex2 aka weedman69! :)
>>136034087
isnt heehee like 21 lmao
>>136034087
>someone is actually marrying this memeing pile of shit
>>136034087
NORMIES OUT
>>136028903
blue dragon
>>136034087
haha i bet the marriage lasts 2 months tops until he gets bored and moves onto something else, just like his speed games.
>>136034087
Is it gonna be on VC or emulator?
dss is right bertin strim
>>136036458
Fuck you
>>136034087
>heex4 is getting married
>you still live in your parents' house and spend your day shitposting on a vietnamese imageboard.
Out of the blue, but what the fuck happened to 0xa101, Adrian? Literally dropped off the face of the internet.
is this place still shit or can I start posting my stream on here again
>>136037258
That's what happens when you dump the most famous speedrunner. You become irrelevant.
I miss adrianposting though.
>>136037258
>>136037450
>>136037450
there was some a bit back
>>136037569
>>136037581
wew lad
>>136037450
Yeah but her streams were still awesome. Might be why Cosmo went off the deep end too.
>your relationship is in the process of crashing and burning
>heehee's getting married
man life blows
>>136041223
sorry laz
reminder that minion has been balls deep inside cronikeys and you haven't
>>136042375
who cares I dont want to fuck another man (cronikeys)
>>136042612
>not wanting to tap that fine piece of ass
based gaybro
>>136042819
he has no ass as it is, theres no meat on that boy
>>136042898
>he
>boy
>>136042951
cronikeys is an m->f transexual
>>136042898
he need some milk
been chatting to a fellow speedbro for the past 4 hours
he ran me through his game, explained all the tricks and invited me to the discord
why can't you be that nice?
>>136043418
noone ever asks me for help
>>136043530
this
>>136043418
>>136043530
literally just this, no one ever asks me then cries on twitter/somewhere else about no help
>>136043418
i erp instead
>>136043418
i'm pretty nice. you don't fucking know me.
>wake up in middle of night
>no mhc stream
uh?????
completely and utterly bald
cutefluffybunny more like cutefrickinboy
When the fuck do we get some streams? Fucking hell...
*streams*
moofin? more like muffin after obesity laid the smackdown on his body
>>136045685
i meant someone good.....
>>136045839
It's genetics
>>136045613
whenever I get added to the list :/
slayer stream right the heck now
>>136044474
can someone explain this post??
>>136046331
there is not one hair on his head
>>136046331
>>136046428
We get it, you like sheep canoodling.
Cosmo.
alright
>>136047193
>>136046428
come play tree bee
egg cum lee
betty cup ball sheep
>>136046428
>mfw I got it
maybe some day
it's somebody else's turn to bump
tfw you have a dream where a girl has her arm around your shoulders and is holding you close to hert. sane healthy male
stay safe yurobros
>>136051739
Stop White genocide
*speedruns a party game*
the meme where you have a 100% category for a game that doesn't have a % counter is getting pretty stale
can someone run shadow warrior classic redux
i'd really appreciate it, thanks
>>136055712
Wording this
>>136051739
thanks, vote trump
>>136056618
I would if I could figure out a consistent way to do all the new clips.Also, would it be possible for you to include keyboard inputs in future videos?
>>136057908
yeah i can probably start doing that
i've also been meaning to make a little tutorial vid for some of the new clips just because they're a bit more awkward then the usual "hold back against door and fire"
![DTC-ODTRH-RD-2[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aVAwnff.jpg "DTC-ODTRH-RD-2[3].jpg")
>cyfgher came out in support of trump
B A S E D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
>>136058974
<find game to speedrun
<lose interest before i even start the download
<tfw like the idea of speedrunning but cant bring myself to do it because i dont have autism
help
That's right. I'm a girl AND i play games
Don't hit on me you silly cis scum
>>136060832
Does Narcissa still have a penis or is he actually female now, like can he get pregnant?
>>136060965
lmao
>>136060965
>is he actually female now, like can he get pregnant?
>female
>he
im laffin
Males can get pregnant, shitlord.
>>136061680
Lmfao
>>136060965
>>136061680
>>136061889
>Director: Ivan Reitman
>Reitman's parents were Jewish; his mother survived the Auschwitz concentration camp and his father was an underground resistance fighter.
>>136058352
Cool, thanks.
Will keep an eye out for that then.
>>136058974
>>136058974
literally who?
>>136061889
>3/4 names at the top are jewish
Imagine being so out of touch with reality that you deny the existence of arthritis and tendon damage.
>>136065212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmhw43ratxA
>>136065212
Imagine being so out of touch with reality that you think people are calling into question the existence of diseases when really they are doubting the words of a lying tranny.
>>136065407
I've seen people on here say that hand pain isn't real. Think for a minute about how retarded that is, and stop injecting Cosmo into every conversation.
>>136065547
post a fireden link then
>>136065212
>>136065547
Imagine being that much of a pathetic beta cuck that you actually support the idea of people using the hand excuse when they are being outplayed in their speedgame.
An actual fucktard claiming that pain cannot be felt in your hands.
>>136065924
Give me your hands then, bitch boy. I'll stomp them flat and then we'll see how well you do in your speedgame.
>>136065924
Imagine being so dumb you think injuries don't objectively decrease performance in activities that use the injured extremity.
Let's just ignore the most basic medical knowledge ever known.
>>136024458
One anime coming right up!
>>136066078
Hand pain from playing VIDEO GAMES you fucking moron. It can't happen.
>>136065973
hello 2nd place
>>136066481
just shut up already squid
>>136066548
not him, but if you think playing with a controller can give you hand pain then you are deluded. it is an excuse that people use when they cannot compete
>>136066481
Of course it can. Just like it can happen from playing piano or virtually any type of repetitive strain. This is well researched and an established medical fact. Ask your doctor if you don't believe me you feloniously stupid cunt.
Of course it can. Just like it can happen from playing piano or virtually any type of repetitive strain. This is well researched and an established medical fact. Ask your doctor if you don't believe me you feloniously stupid cunt. - A furious cry baby who plans to use the hand excuse when he gets exposed
>>136066391
Blue is my favorite flavor
>>136036038
im the official post underrater and i gotta say
u n d e r r a t e d
post
"Hand pain isn't real." - low IQ, no social skills skinny bitch weiner kid in his early 20s who thinks he understands human physiology better than doctors and established medical science.
>>136066481
My thumb sometimes gets sore from the joystick desu
