Glorious Dwarf, The Comeback Edition
Old Thread >>135743919
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>"Investigating"
http://help.guildwars2.com/entries/98802888
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Read this for guild info
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
xD
>>135922583
>>135922583
>>135922583
Read this for real guild info
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>135922583
lol
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
Whats everyone up to?
>2016
>still farming
>2016
>quit gw2
>>135922736
jesus get a fucking life dude, you literally fucking lurk here all day you no life nerd
>>135922776
Shut the fuck up Rexxxie
>>135922736
holy shit just let this die already HOPE
make a guild rule right now to stop making threads
>>135920375
100% too shy for it desu, that and I don't have any friends or really know anyone personally that RPs. Harder for me to actually get into it I guess without a way already in ya feel.
Also way to be creepin', Anon.Thanks for the compliments.
I AM THE RAT QUEEN
>>135922776
had 20 mins to burn so i did a quick doodle to test new inkliners
>>135922776
Getting the sleeping pills and alcohol ready
>>135922823
the thread is so dead I don't think you could call it anything but lurking, what are you really upset about?
>>135923000
as far as I know HOPE didn't make this one
>>135923439
pretty sure hope did, as i talked to the fellow guildie aka dylan that made it
>>135923314
all rats look same
Tfw whenever I masturbate to my custom femsura onahole I pretend all the famous thread suras are calling me onii chan while i bust a nut
Where is false hotglue anon desu? We need a real hotglue anon to make this thread alive again!!
>>135923618
dylan wouldn't put the incorrect information in the OP
>>135924257
your right, he would put the CORRECT information in the OP. Nice Call Dros!
>>135924257
why isn't his name included in the OP, he's a pretty good officer
>all the worthwhile people have long abandoned a shit-filled general
>newfriends rather stay away when they see nothing but erpfag, ratfag and catfag shitposts
>Threads constantly dead
>when its active its mostly shitposting from furfags and ratfags
>people wonder why its dead.
way to go ratcucks and furfags, gz on killing the general you neetfagging autists.
>>135924657
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/
found your thread mate!
>>135923646
Nonsense! Bookahs like you simply can't appreciate the finer details of anatomy in a superior specimen.
>>135924826
kill yourself you erpfagging autist.
>>135924576
you get your name on there if you are online a lot
>>135924925
kill yourself you low life basement dwelling faggot that slums all day at bernbot festivals sucking off the jewish dick
>>135925034
>shillaryfag calling others jew dick suckers
>>135925209
MAGA NIGGA
Where is cats.
>>135924401
>cant tell if this is some HOPE circlejerk or some EUcuck that thinks he is super clever at using our own vocabulary against us
>>135925323
>trumpfags even caring about what other people think
no u
>>135925429
nah man, HOPE tries to strive to its best, we had LONG, and i mean LONG talks, we are going to be merging with DORF soon.
>>135925518
Down with faaeg, Ms Cuddles for guild leader!
anyone wanna like, trade hot gun flames with each other until one of us is ready to go down? that could be fun...
>>135925820
how about trade hot glue on each other's FHDs?
Who is the cutest remaining HOPE femsura?
futanorn roaring
noodlesura inflation
>>135927006
Rikki
Most handsome HOPE members of past and present?
>>135927325
Florburz
>>135927006
Calsi imo
>>135927325
Michael Crisp, Venomblade,Ancora
>>135927325
Shiggly and that's it.
>tfw you statswap a weapon with two +7 Agony infusions in it
Fuck.
>>135927006
peach and lime
>>135927325
Ancora, Gae, Venomblade
>>135927006
...remaining? How many are left?
>>135927325
All the boys I've traded pics with in HOPE are actually very cute irl! The ones who are the most social seem to be the best looking :3
>>135928581
peachy
korrli
rikki/yozzil
lime/lani
flunkky
trugen
one or two others, but they aren't as cute
How is Power Scrapper in PvE these days? Does the permanent quickness they can run justify their spot in raids now?
Since nobody noticed, I'm gonna go ahead and re-ask in this thread.
Not sure how much this is related with those threads, but did anyone ever try to export sound files from the game? I've tried gw2browser, but the problem is it seems to extract those SoundBank files in some... compressed(?) format. Even names them .raw despite me picking the other option.
I'm trying really hard to get some of the sounds from the game, like whatever Rikkiti says.
>>135930401
I don't think so. If you find a way to disable certain voice lines without tampering with the game data so much that ANet gives you the boot for it, please tell us. Over three years of "I can outrun a centaur!" is a pain.
>>135929662
>only eight cutesuras remain
WHAT
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
He took so long to arrive but it was worth the wait
>>135930926
They've all either paired off or committed suicide from lack of attention.
>>135930401
Don't bother, I tried to do the same thing. The way the games sound files are set up is that many character voice lines are in the same sound file and they're near impossible to navigate with just gw2browser alone.
If you really must, just change the filetype of the files you extract to .wav and you should be able to listen to them.
>you will never hear the mcharr Belchers Bluff voice lines ever againLove conquers all, sweetheart.
Sup nerds. Is this general still a shithouse?
Are there any cute newnorn or salads?
>>135930364
I'll get back to you if we get a raid going Monday. I think power scrapper is insane for sloth and probably very useful on matthias.
>>135931146
Oh so those SoundBanks/ are just renamed WAVs? Thanks, I'll try.
>>135930694
I actually want the sounds outside of the game, not to disable them in-game.
>>135931036
You're going to clip those ears, right?
>>135931154
Yeah, there's the occasional rational discussion but it's largely drowned out by shitposting, avatar- and waifufagging. It's your average RPG/MMORPG thread. No notable new characters, have an old-ish screenshot of my salad thief.
>>135931294
Yeah, I got that much, just wondering, if you're digging in there. >>135931146 pretty much answered my inquiry, and that's too bad. Good luck with your sound-exporting attempts, though.
>>135929662
>>135928581
You act like the only good asura are still in HOPE, the ones that left/are found in the wild are usually much better.
>>135931036
He's very cute. Would rexxie pat/10
>>135931728
lol
>>135931527
That's abuse, anon.
>want to make a thick femnorn
>thickest norn is too chubby to take seriously as a threat
>>135931565
> Good luck with your sound-exporting attempts, though.
Thank you, I'll probably need it.
Well done OP!
>make salad
>don't like the leafy parts
>start to wonder if I should have just made an fhd
>tfw already used up my tomes on this salad
fugg..
>>135932037
Now you can play the role of shy and submissive salad girl. You ready to wub wub with me, anon?
>>135927558
I can TASTE the fedora coming off of this.
>>135931864
Don't laugh at me Yozzil.
>>135931565
Yeah, as much as I enjoyed shitposting with you guys in the past, it got unbearable around when the expansion dropped. Should've figured it hasn't gotten better.. Thanks anyway, anon. Good luck with your future enjoyment of the game.
>>135932159
I'll be "ready" for that when you're ready to reach Division 2 of Legendary with me.
rate this older norn huntress
>>135933316
Her mouth looks like the designated shitting street but outside of that it's pretty swanky and all.
>>135932758
Are you talking about PvP? I'll grind PvP with you if you want. Mother fucker
>>135933387
The tattoo makes the face look a lot better. I guess I could change the color.
>finally find a static raid
>clear to Matthias
>receive complements on healing
what a time to be alive
>>135933917
Congratulations anon!
I always feel a nice feeling when. I'm fighting hard in wub wub and a person speaks up in TS telling me not to move around so much coz they are healing me, or trying to. Healers are awesome!
waterrats
>>135934290
>>135934390
This is adorable!
Post more underwater fun!
Rikki...
>>135934621
Hello! Yes?
>>135934621
ok you're too late I'm going to bed
>>135935223
Good night Rikki! Sweet dreams
Good.
All the RPers went to Salma. And its trash. Jeezus. I just wanna rp with some decent people ; ;NA if anyone is interested.
>>135935549
Add me. Also don't bully salma rpers. It's fun there!
>>135935549
You talking about all the faggy COIN RPers?
>In-game community is full of /soc/-tier commanderfags gossiping about each other
>Forums are 100% flamewars 24/7
>/gw2g/ is beastiality ERP central
>Reddit is Reddit
>GW2Guru is Reddit 1.5
is there truly nowhere for me to go
what happened to my guild wars
>>135932358
Stop namedropping me anon.
>>135935724
Guild Wars 1 servers are still online if you prefer good games
>>135935681
I am. I mean its a brothel I get it but still..
>>135935764
shut up vorp, you love the attention anyway you dirty cunt
>>135935681
Don't be rude.
>>135935864
All the special snowflakes and same people standing around describing in great detail their drinks is fucking monotonous. What kinda RP were you interested in NA? Adventure? Story? ERP?
>>135935876
Please don't bully me... I just wanna be friendly here
>>135936204
I really love story and adventure, planned erp is droll at best. I'd rather have some character development and see where things go, best of friends or lovers who knows? Creating story is so much better than erp honestly.
Anyone from [FUN] recruiting?
>>135936523
i doubt anyone is online, look at the OP for instructions
>>135936523
Ask again in a few hours or just send a mail/leave your name.
Peppercats
Server: Vabbi
>>135936406
I see you are a warbler savant as well? Impressive as always.
>>135937358
>lani succumbing to pavlov's warbler
>>135938094
? It's just a warbler. Not a big deal.
>>135937358
>>135938330
I want to warble with them
>>135924841
>Nadia
>Amazon
I thought she was literally African. I mean aside from the Atlantean thing.
>>135931036
Holy crap that was like 6 months.
Do people have phone sex in the HOPE discord?
>>135938330
Honk for your soul
who are the best FUN members
>you will never mercilessly pound Vae and tear up the pantyhose you made him wear
>When you get shadow abyss on your first opening.
Did I make a cute, even if somewhat generic, hooman?
is guild wars a dead game? I don't know If I should play it.
It doesn't look like it has much to offer to be honest.
>>135939946
cats ofc
>>135940425
It's not a game you're supposed to spend much time on. Daily fractals, weekly raid and a dungeon here or there. sPvP is kinda fucked in terms of balance right now and WvW doesn't even exist.
Unless it's for socializing you won't be spending that much time on it, no.
>>135940425
it doesnt, just go play a better game, like gw1
>>135940026
What a waste of perfectly good underwear.
>>135939486
>>135938330
>>135936406
i-is it bad that this turns my dick into diamonds?
>>135940761
My friends are pure
>>135940808
>vorp
>pure
>lime
>pure
>that other one
>pure
Don't lie.
>>135940761
Yesno
>>135941007
>that other one
the purest
>>135941232
>not only pedophiles and furries, but also bestiality degenerates
Damn and I thought charrfags were bad. Asura autists are actually revolting.
i want to protect those thighs
Is marblemaid pure?
>>135941689
How much AR
>>135941461
I blame the state of the game. When you have nothing to do but erp people turn into more and more deviant degenerates.
>>135941883
You've got no one to blame but yourself.
Seek help.
>>135941958
Don't know who you think you're replying to. I'm just observing
>>135941834
not enough
>>135942179
Enough when
>>135940425
Yeah, gw is pretty dead. It's just a few diehards and guys grinding HoM points for the sequel. The sequel got an xpac about 6 months ago though.
>>135942421
when i want to do more fractials
>>135942663
>not wanting ez daily 10-20g
>>135942906
you make a good point. ill get more AR today
Free hugs before I go to bed.NA Tarnished
>>135943035
Honestly I'm just really bored. I've been sitting in a waiting room nothing short of 3 hours now.Also 10% chance on ascended armor boxes for additional geared fluffy tail
>>135943247
christ. i didnt think of the benefits doing +50. been getting random junk in 1~50. expect for level tomes which are nice
>>135943093
I'd show, but my outfit isn't ready yet. Sorry.
>>135942536
>rats
>>135942536
The only problem here is your smelly attitude
Who here hype for pro league tonight?
>>135944586
kok
>>135945194
?
This is my first time in here
>>135945563
The esport is a joke anon.
>>135945991
You sound like one of those faggots from the forums
>LMAO gw2 will never be an export! !!1!!1
>>135945563
>if he's telling the truth, he has shit taste and doesn't realize he's on a dead anonymous imageboard thread
>if he's lying, he's viraling Guild Wars 2 in a dead anonymous imageboard thread because he doesn't know any better and nobody told him about the state of the community bubble to which he's trying to advertise
Whichever is the truth, you should go and rethink some basic life principles.
so now that the game is back to glorified im status, what comes now?
is there anything that they can do to bring back even a glimmer of interest or have we finally reached the end?
>>135946245
>glorified im status
wat
>gold seller bot bugging me
>block
>report for selling gold
>not even 30 seconds pass
>another bot giving me shit
>block
>report for selling gold
>literally right after clicking accept
>yet ANOTHER bot being a cunt
>block
>report for selling gold
Who the fuck thinks that pissing people off will get them to play along with their shit service
What do you think gw2g?
Is there any way I can improve my noodlesura necro?
>>135947253
go into invisible mode, basically the only way to play sPvP
>>135946445
Glorified instant messenger status.
>>135947532
Yeah bud here's how:
Hit the delete button.
>>135947974
you're an epic guy
>>135948062
No, I'm serious.
7 names my Charr Mesmer.
>>135947974
LOL XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so funi ~
>>135948301
>he thinks he'll get 7
Maximum Fuccboi
>>135948301
No name me first
>>135948301
surb the cuck
>>135948503
Surbro Coolcharr
>>135948657
>7
Bam.
>>135948657
>>135948301
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
>>135941705
She is a 19 yearold virgin who is afraid to have sex with her own girlfriend.
>>135948301
Bursus Fangmind
>>135948301
Rats Go To Hell
>>135949046
alternate name
Rats Play Gwtwo
>>135948301
looking for bf
>>135948301
looking for bf .
>>135947532
Make it a kappa. We need more lewd kappas.
>>135948301
i want a bf
>>135948301
Massive Fluid Dumpster
>>135948301
Rufus Barbpounder
Decadus Barbstone
Daddy Barbus
Knotty Charr
>>135948301
Gaecora Mindbarb
>>135948301
im looking for bf
I want to suck on some big mcharr horns.
>>135948301
Ebin Memehorn
>>>135936406
>you will never taste this salad's facepainthello darkness my old friend
>>135950882
vorp you slut
Serious question.
Im stuck on fucking EMERALD, and I'm losing 90% of my games in ranked. I'm the top player on both teams majority of the games I play, I just keep getting put with baddies.
What do?
>>135951798
carry harder
>>135947253
The fact that they're making money suggests that their method is sound.
>>135951798
1) You're late. If you didn't get to sapphire within the first... oh, three days, let's be generous, then most of the ruby/diamond pugs have already moved on.
2) that being said, carry harder. Early on, play a boon-strip necro. It's on metabattle. You may have difficulty with condi-mesmer, but it's a fairly hard counter to both auramancer ele and scrapper, especially if the opponent isn't that familiar with those classes.
3) make sure you win the first contest for mid. If that means ignoring Svanir or whatnot, do it. Forcing pugs to stagger back from spawn is a surefire way to win in lower ranks because they don't communicate well. It's a shitty system, but that's how it is.
Post dyes.
>>135953465
Who needs all those expensive dyes anyways
only 200g of dyes because I'm a poorfag
>>135953860
Once you have Iron and a couple related tints (Blue Shade) you're well on your way, yeah.
>>135953465
Got everything I want, the rest is just epeen.
I don't wanna show you!
>>135954768
show me "little rowan"
>>135955696
not gonna show you anons nothin'!
>>135953465
Got the cheapest two tiers and all the dyes I actually want, aside from Crushed Bone.
Just kidding, I'll show oyu lewdsters my dyes.
How do i become popular femsura?
i just started participating in the pvp season yesterday afternoon and ive reached ruby, yey
this is with sleep and school obviously, i aint no nolifer
>>135957598
>>135957474
be cute and sociable in-game, and shitpost/avatarfag constantly
>>135957598
SALVIA STRONK
time to pve
>>135958124
You gonna do arah? Arah is fun
>>135959442
whisper me if you want. im just doing a world boss train with some buds at the moment while I wait on this kettle to boil.
>>135957840
For some reason that bull and boot fit together almost perfectly
>>135959947
That was the joke, yeah. Along with the yellow background syncing up as well.
>>135959547
Would but I gotta get something to eat first.
FUN purge when?
Don't mind me, just posting the best BGM from a raid boss.
https://youtu.be/jbPU5mXJ4a4
back in my favorite spot in tyria
I cant leave this little windy spot
HOPE purge when?
Can we get some screenshots, scenic or otherwise, outfitted with background music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM
>>135960612
who would you purge
>>135961786
nicturne
im getting tired of her "good afternoon."s
>>135961406
who would you purge from HOPE?
>>135962615
bit rude
>>135962725
lemniscate
>>135961786
every cat
>>135964356
how about purge you instead
>>135964460
back to the zoo furfag
>>135964645
make me, cakeboy
>>135964930
lool I bet a trip to the zoo's the only time you'd ever step outside animalfucker
>>135965814
your mom have different opinion
>>135966227
yeah she told me not to talk to creeps like u, fool
>>135966316
so you should stop disobeying and go back to your homework
>>135966554
how bout i do this instead
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Keggin finally did it
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/21/gunman-reportedly-randomly-shooting-people-in-kalamazoo-michigan.html
>>135968626
You had me going for a second there.
>>135940310
cute!
>>135970302
>tumblr
>Doing my daily 3 ranked pvp games
>Only queue stronghold because it's easier to carry
>Mid Sapphire
>First game isn't going to well but I managed to kill the guards under the nose of 2 heal defenders while they tunnel visioned champion.
>Have to go back and defend
>Teammate is running supply
>Good
>All Archers
>Bad
>They're shooting at an undefended gate
>Rest of game is like this
>Lose
>Second game
>Pushed through both gates and killed all the guards by myself and cleaning room while being double teamed the whole time
>This is sapphire they don't know how to dps or cc chain
>Team is fighting a 4v3 with Lord benefit
>Should be easy
>"Sapphires can't dps"
>They lose a stacked fight in their favor
>Lose
>Third game
>Trying to pressure the other team by pushing dbs through after we wipe them in our lord room
>Get gate
>Getting guards killed
>More Dbs are coming
>Not bad
>Whole team is coming
>Bad
>They're rushing lord while leaving a person behind
>Have to run back a defend
>4 teammates still pushing our dbs
>Try to keep lord healed as long as I can despite it being hopeless
>Teammates still lose dbs in a 4v1
>Lose
I don't even know if I'm mad. I was just at the start of my current tier. So I have comeback pip benefit so I'm further ahead now than I began with despite losing 3 games in a row.
>>135970586
It's a good source of game-related artwork.
Gameplay-wise, they're really lacking.
>>135970636
That's a lot of text, I'm going to assume it's the average PvP venting.
>>135970740
>That's a lot of text
your average tumblr frequenter, everybody
>>135970636
>Only queue stronghold because it's easier to carry
You lost me here. Soloqueuing on stronghold is retarded.
How do you do it drosera?, why do you do it? It can't be fulfilling being disappointed over and over again.
I ask because I feel like I'm in your shoes after having a few waifus myself and don't know if I should keep searching.
>>135970890
But it is.
>>135970586
and?
>>135970890
I know it sounds retarded. But it worked really well for me last season and this season too.
If you have a useless player on conquest you just can't hold most of the points because you can't be at two of them. But in Stronghold you can just force the dbs through.
You can't even run into 5-man queues anymore either.
>>135971841
>>tumblr
>>135972018
and?
>>135972189
<<tumblr
>>135971369
Find a good one, lock her down, and luxuriate in it.
>>135972587
>lock her down
that's not how you treat human beings. does your probation officer know you're using a computer?
>>135972740
>I've never had anyone all to myself
I hear sharing's a popular fetish these days, anon, so more power to you.
>>135973587
Shouldn't have worn armor with lava in it fuckeing furfag
>>135971369
im assuming you are talking about why I try to find waifus/husbandos and shit
>how
i just playgame/afk/erp and be me, when someone is interested I just make sure I act like me, so I know they are cool with my personality, being laidback and generally lazy isn't a turn on to most people, but a few people like being cozy in the same way I do
>why
im lonely, I dont meet people irl anymore like I did in college, I don't really want to get into real life dating while I'm trying to get used to my job either,
>It can't be fulfilling being disappointed over and over again.
its not, the reason you do it isn't cause you might be dissapointed, the reason you do it is the chance that you meet someone really special
desu I would say focus on real life waifus, I am just not in a good spot to do that myself
if you were talking about ERP, then I just erp cause it's fun and no consequences compared to irl erp
/blog
>>135973743
preach it
>>135973743
>I dont meet people irl anymore like I did in college
iktf
>>135973587
>he doesn't have his personal healslut using Cleric's and Monk to patch him up
shit taste tbqh senpai
>tfw your FHD will never pin you down with her wings and force you to inseminate her
>>135974461
Even FHD's use portal asura gloryholes, wow!
