INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
POSTING IN A HONEYPOT THREAD
Where are you, Mason?
Starcraft 2 is back baby!
I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.
Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
I welcome our korean overlords.
>mfw mudshits aren't killed on sight
These are dark times we live in
JACKY MAO, BEST MAO
TEMPO = CONTROLLED
WIN = CONDITIONED
MOMENTUM = PUSHED
>hurka durnuraraur MEE-DUR hurddurrrur
Jacky "L" Mao
>spicy bibimbap with iced tea!
Reminder:
0 yurocucks teams in the final
0 yurocucks teams in the semi-finals
0 yurocucks teams after day 1
So many fucking redditors in here.
reminder to pick zet for free mmr
>>135866634
Don't get cocky starcrump
Envy's voice sounds like kermit eating cock
>We don't have aui and yet we still finish 2nd.
>>135866346
MVP have always been our guys.
Don't stop the reddit posters and the butthurt janitor convince you otherwise.
>>135866406
>USA posting
>Will now just become Trump posting faggotry
>Korea posting
>cute girls
Oh idn. Which is better?
DUDE
EG 3-2 faggots
>SPECTRA
SPECTER
THE HERO IS CALLED SPECTER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135866708
>he didn't TIMING the WINDOW
pleb
how come I can understand EE perfectly, I mean sometimes he mumbles but I still get what he's saying?
>>135866775
t. unranked normie skill
>>135866673
>Look up most broken to easy ratio hero in current patch
>Play only that
>>135866650
reading comprehension right here lads
>>135866807
When they had aui, they finished first.
>>135866731
DELETE THIS
Wouldn't it just be amazing if EG won all of the next 3 games?
>>135866690
>all my life thinking religion is something stupid
>mfw I realize religion was nothing more than an excuse to make killing mudslimes more socially acceptable
so now that EG lost against the gooks which NA team is superior coL or EG
If MVP wins, Trump will be POTUS
Of all the crazy builds one can make in Dota, Legion Commander jungler works. It may not be a Crystal Maiden position 5 doing full support 24/7 babysitting you all the time, but fuck.. you need to be a special kind of soul to play the underfarmed support in a game like dota.
>>135866985
RIP SMALL TURK-MANN ;-;
> The state of na dota
>>135866664
>no renge or shinobu
shit loliwall/10
>>135866914
YOU WATCH ANIME LIKE HIM LIKE ME LIKE ALL ANIME FANS SO U KNOO WAT HE'S SAYINNGGGG <3
<3
:3
:#
:3
>>135866673
I'm sort of in the same boat. A huge chunk of my matches are against bots and I only rarely play unranked matches. And when I do play pubs, it's always with comfort heroes: jugg, Phoenix and abaddon over and over again. I'd love to try other heroes in pubs but I'm afraid I'll spoil their games.
>>135866974
DELETE THIS
>>135867002
*tips fedora*
>>135867036
MVP is the best american team desu
>>135866634
go back to your dead general
>>135867051
He died for real? He was the only turk I liked.
Why can't anime be the best? I don't wanna become a kposter
QUACK QUACK
>>135866731
Reminder:
2/2 EU teams in Frankfurt finals
2/2 EU teams in Shanghai finals
>>135866775
can you insta kill the ult illu with lion?
>mfw americucks are reduced at being living honeypots and have to bloat about losing the finals in a small lan
I'm okay with this
>>135866985
its not a bo5
What hero should PPD pick to control the tempo window?
>Navi Stomps team reddit and takes a game off EG
>MVP Sweeps away everybody
the korean takeover has begun
south korea is basically like hawaii
usa
>>135866708
EXPERIENCE = INJECTED
GOLD = INFUSED
>[Discuss] Qo This fish is a murderer ah
>[ discuss ] the MVP: Europe ponds> Southeast ponds> China ponds
based chink forums
>>135867213
>10 sec bkb
>>135867036
>yfw you discover later on reading a reddit repost that MVP has actually said during their interviews that they consider themselves NA because they grew up in the states, went to college there, and were taught how to play the game by NA players
>>135867139
most pacific nations are vassal states of the US
>>135866985
NO HAHHAAHH :3
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
3-0 inc boys
>>135866985
>mfw see your delusional post
>>135867250
TERRORBLADE
>>135867050
>cm
>babysitting support
once you hit 5 k you'll realise why everyone talks about 'that one shitty cm support I had in that one game' because CM IS A JUNGLER/MIN 2/4 RUNE HOLDER/MIN 1-4 MID GANKER/RUNE WHORE WHO DOESN'T EVEN SET A FOT IN ANY LANE UNLESS ITS TO KILL THE CORE HERO THERE.
reminder, cm is NOT a laning HERO
fugg
>thread is literally nothing but kpop, anime and american politics
>mfw mvp win the LAN.
2010-2013 ERA EX /SCV/ BROS WW@?
>tfw being a kshitter finally paying off once again
>secret lost to fucking navi
>EG currently losing to fucking MVP
i am literally lmaoing out loud right now
>>135867190
>red white and blue
>>135867212
>living in the past
classic yurocuck behaviour
>This panel
I came
>ee and swindlz
deear god....
>>135867050
Jack has some nice triceps no homo
>Dropping aui for Arteezy is a great idea
-/d2g/
kpop is going to win
any advice on how to get rid of acne like this...
ACNE
C
N
E
>>135867250
>That pic
Revoked your meme license for misuse of memes
>FOR FUCK SAKE
FOR FU
>>135867331
MVP IS WINNING THIS LAN YOU MEAN PURPLE BURGER EATING HOMOSEXUAL!
:3 :3 :3 :3
Guess that hero
>>135867491
Accutane.
>>135867362
>38 dmg
>dude harrass enemy bara with stout of the lane xD
>>135867491
They brought him on the panel to make EE seem less out of place.
>tfw it will be ten years before we get pro player panels and casts
TOURNAMENTS SHOULD JUST FORCE ELIMINATED TEAMS TO CAST AND GIVE THEM MONEY OR SOME SHIT
>>135867491
Yames' watching this rn
>>135867532
hehe. anus.
>>135867338
OH FUCK JUST TAKE MY DICK JUST TAKE IT NOW HOLY SHIT HOOTY FUCKING HOO
>>135867205
>tfw no bacon meme pizza to eat while watching dota
mmm bacon
if mvp wins game 3 i'm going to uninstall dota
>>135867176
Kposting kills anime?
Seriously considering kposting RN desu senpai
>>135867491
win a lan
>>135867436
I miss George so much...
we killed him
why? we are the only ones to blame for what we have today
>>135867491
Eat A LOT of carrots. It might fuck up your intestines though
>>135867532
NO PLEASE ITS NOT MY FAULT ANIME MADE ME DO IT
>ee AND swindle
wha t THE FUCK is this shit
>>135867359
>terrorblade
>tempo controller
kill yourself
>>135867631
nara is a goddess
>>135867587
tinker
I want my wife to look at me the way EE looks at Swindle
>>135867587
Techies?
>>135867573
no matter who loses, america wins
>>135867738
aside from the manface
>EE swindle cap panel
holy shit the amount of autism is too much
also why does EE talk like RTC types?
What if the TI curse also applies to majors?
>>135867598
you're triggering me here
>>135867637
one less whiny americancer shitting up my EUW games
>>135867674
ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
MVP HAVE WON THIS
>>135867491
drink lots of water, change your pillowcase every day/put a clean towel over your pillow, exercise, dont eat shit food, go take a dip in the ocean saltwaters good for your face etc !
>>135867490
NAME
THERE ARE NO OTHER GOOKS PLAYING DOTA
THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE A GOOK TAKEOVER
>>135867264
>eg second most popular team om reddit
>ppd not reddits literal guy
what
>>135867050
>tfw I pick position 5 crystal maiden and tell my team to go fuck themselves, after buying cour and one set of wards and just go full disabler with aghs.
>>135867573
Kill yourself.
>swindle casting poopeeD lose
pottery
AUTISM TEST
U
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I
S
M
T
E
S
T
describe this picture
>draft is actually interesting when people know what the fuck is happening
wow, who would have fucking thought
EE with the predictions tho
![[succubus hentai very good okay].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8heVvW8.jpg "[succubus hentai very good okay].jpg")
>>135867631
>>135867738
Do you realize these idols take the dicks of their producers in every hole on a daily basis right? I've read all the documentary books in exhentai.org
THE MADMAN
>ban ebola spirit
>ban le balanced syllable bear
>win
is this it? have MVP figured out EG?
Why cant the kpop fag(s) just go jack off like regular horny teenagers instead of obsessing over their stage sluts who doesnt even realize they exist?
>>135867985
Easy there Eosin.
>EE was right
>>135867997
manlets getting fucked over
>reminder that invoker has a 81% winrate at this LAN
EG probably take this game, BUT I WANT MVP TO WIN
>asian kermit
i'm still lmaoing
ITS OVER EG GOT LE BALANCED GLORIOUS IMMORTAL WIZARD OF MANY SPELLS
GO MVP
>>135867845
im from europe too you fucking shitstain, i just cant stand kshitters
>EG got invoker
buckle up boys
>this god tier panel
these 5 minutes are already better than the entirety of the sheever shangai shitfest
>>135867768
I want my wife to look like EE.
is he right?
How to pl mid guys
>>135868084
Haven't you listened to EE sama?
EG is going to get fucked in the ass this game.
>>135867997
>merchant you are my greatest ally
every fucking time
>>135868084
Adelaide?
>>135868139
>NOT A SINGLE WEBM OF KPOPS IN LOOSE JEANSHORTS
You ain't anyone's nigga
hey I missed game 2, why did EG lose?
>>135868196
These normie sportsaboos will never understand.
Dota is the best when casted and analyzed by autist dota players.
>>135868084
But the brown lanchoking vapekid will be playing him this time
>>135868209
the way nahaz talks reallygrinds my gears
>>135868209
Why does Greg Lard have to ruin everything? Now I can't enjoy this panel anymore.
Memestealer would be so good in this
Too bad ppd can't think outside the box
>>135868249
but invoker?
>>135868139
did i make this webm?
LETS GO MVP 3-0
>>135865671
>>135865951
>>135866241
>>135866509
>>135866802
>>135867132
>>135867556
h-hotsg is laughting @ us again :-(
>>135867997
arcane boots are 1300 gold
>>135868225
that's because like the first time is their magnum opus
![[I see what you did there].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UBZQJLy.jpg "[I see what you did there].jpg")
>>135868209
>has to point out he's "not kidding"
sure you are not kidding nahaz, and I'm going to get dubs why would I lie? :^)
>>135868209
>two of the finest minds
depends on how big you pool of fine minds is
are either of them top 10? nope
top 20? 30?
>>135868310
razor
>>135868036
>tfw you were never born a kpop producer in a docuemtnary hentai book
whoever picks invoker first wins
gg
>>135868310
outdrafted
>ppd never gives RTZ high farm high carry heroes
>eg loses
>>135868310
they brought back rtz into their team
>>135868049
I R E L A N D
>ember
>zeus
>pl counters
hes a pro...?
>>135868321
>energy drinks
>vapes
JUST
>>135868209
theyre not two of the finest minds in dota but he's right about pretty much any pro being better at analyzing than these goons that dont even play more than 5 hours of dota a day
행운을 빌어 요 QO!
>>135868209
>this panel is great
eh its ok
>EE and swindle the finest minds in dota
hell fucking no
>>135868440
>thinking rtz is the weak link
when will this meme end
>>135868209
EE is a trend-setter for sure, great mind is a bit of a stretch, swindle is average captain
>>135868467
do you even play dota?
I unironically like swindle
Uh, got a question, I know the meta build for Sven is HotD, S&Y, Blink and then BKB but thats with the assumption that you will farmfarmfarm while stacking Ancients while you get space created for you
How is MoM and Armlet for early teamfights anyway
>>135868424
dont remind me, please. it's difficult enough already.
>>135868373
>extremely high production value
>shaders not enabled on dota2 models
it's got to be a shill or a blizz employee desu
>>135868321
#JUSTVAPINGTHINGS
I hope he kills himself desu
>>135868467
pham...
>>135868373
'okay'
>>135868520
when rtz stops tanking top teams by joining them.
>secret before and after rtz
>eg before and after rtz
>>135868542
>pl diffusal
>ember dies
okay
>>135868139
>>135868365
suffocate me already
>>135868382
Booster used to be 1000 gold. This is assuming Sniper has the boots already.
>>135867491
>eat healthy
>shower at least once a day
>not a fat tub of lard
>acne
>acne continues in my early 20s
>dermatologist doesn't have a clue
>she refers me to an allergist
>tfw allergic to (no exaggeration) 90% of the airborne pollen local to here, at least one for every season
>allergist and dermatologist agree my shitty skin is because allergies driving inflammation
>tell me I'm fucked
>live in a bubble
>play doto 20 hours a day
>still a shitter
Skin looks better though.
>>135868467
>ember is not an OD counter
300mmr please leave
You walk into a bar and these show up and slap your bitch.
What do you do?
>>135868373
>They think those are good
>doubting EG
>doubting Trump
Since when did we get infested by Reddit?
>>135868545
There's literally nothing wrong with him, he's the kind of fag that'd browse /d2g/ anyways
Is /scv/ going to move to this thread if gooks win this LAN?
>>135868373
I'm so fucking mad
Get Nyx you gooks.
>Peter still triggered by Febby+Forev heroes
l m a o
>>135868702
take it, because KOREAN OVERLORDS
>>135868209
kky is actually the GOAT
His soft soothing voice is just so comfy no homer
>>135868665
it's not you playing ember m8
>>135868665
>i have no idea how ember is played
pl diffusals ember's shield?
1. cant happen
2. doesnt matter.
>A TREE.
what is this eg draft
>>135868291
they trigger janny too much
>TREANT
Yea EG doesn't give a shit about this honeypot do they?
>>135868373
do people unironically prefer hots designs?
wait do people unironically still play hots?
kek
>>135868373
?
why do you cares about an even deader game
>Tree
lmao
>peter tree
artour forcing peter to carry baka
>>135868665
you must be the worst player every if a PL burns enough of your mana to mean anything on ember. you sould literally never be in melee range of the PL playing ember.
you are fucking bad m8
lmao this draft
>0 PL counters
>OD
ez 3-0
>>135868545
well col scrims eg all the fucking time and ofc he knows whats hes talking about
>this reddit brigade
jesus christ get the fuck out
>>135867412
and black
>>135868373
>OP made yesterday
embarrasing enough
FIRE ALL CASTERS AND USE THE PLAYERS INSTEAD.
theyre tryna control the tempo
>Pros talking about tempo controllers
So it's not a meme?
>>135868892
warning: don't open this webmeme! she was 14 years old at that point
>>135868373
I'd rather play dota with black boxes instead of heroes than play HotS.
>>135868907
ppd really likes playing treant, he claims its really strong
>pro player analysis is like 5x better than the paid "analysts"
someone link me nice doujin desu lads
games boring anywa
>>135867264
I fixed your semen slurping picture
THIS A GOD TIER PANEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWINDEL AND
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>EE-SAMA
EE-SAMA
>five seconds into the cast
>Tobi makes a racist remark
How come he doesn't get fired?
jesus christ EE needs subtitles
fuggin sufail
LMAO NO RANGE
>>135869101
>female:"futa" female:"cbt"
>>135869082
casting and analysis will only start gaining respect when pro players start retiring and taking these jobs
I haven't played Dota in over a year. What have I missed?
>>135868665
>PL jumps on teammate
>creates illusions
>get one shoted by ember even if hes six sloted
B R A V O
>this EG draft
ya EG lost, they got out drafted hard
Hey guys, were taking your lans now.
>>135869264
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
TEMPO CONTROL
Realtalk, MVP are the only team since TI5 besides Secret who've been able to force EG into playing their style of Dota
>>135868892
why did they make her do that in that dress
>>135869264
memes
>>135869264
me :3
>>135869264
play the game and find out u fuck
Should I make a new Warcraft 3 vs Dota hero counterpart image thing? Or is there an updated one? I have some time to kill anyways.
>>135869264
suffering
MVP giving EG a chance with the draft
based gooks
>>135869116
>reddit4
>ppreddit
>just wake up
>check final
>MVP 2-0 EG
what happened
RIP BOAR
>>135869189
>that chin
meanwhile on PPD's face....
>>135868665
pl has to get blink and abyssal to deal with ember, and once ember gets 2 bf he takes 50 % of pl hp with single sof
>>135869339
>force into playing their style of Dota
you mean the tempo controller rotations?
>>135869264
Korea taking over so reddit and d2g are getting asspained crying UNBALANCED and DOTA IS THE WORST ITS EVER BEEN.
ARTEEZY IS AWFULK
>ursa will destroy the offlane
>protective armor your ursa way too late
>PAUSE GUYS IM LAGGING
>>135869028
Pros are living memes pham
>>135869332
My grandfather probably raped half of their grandmothers.
>safelane OD
this meme triggers me
Is the stream laggy for anyone else? It's not my connection.
Is the gd studio still a thing? I've been out of the loop. Who's still around?
bloody creep!
>>135869448
FUCK BOARS
>>135869647
James is an ass.
Man that's some serious bad luck.
>>135869345
her left hand has the answer
