Cute dad edition.
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
Ruins: >>135699907
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
-Straw Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/7121168/r
I claim this thread for edgetale
Like a breath of fresh air.
That was painful.
Kudos to Chara and Asrielfags shitposting us to the limit though.
Truly they are the heroes here.
nth for the IRC Chara shitposters definitely don't exist and we are not false flagging as Asrielfags
Stay woshed.
If you aren't woshed, then prepareto be woshed
>>135741172
>Truly they are the heroes here.
Don't say such nonsense.
Can someone sync up/dual mix these two?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukKB3soKq68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVsgPomvWo
>>135741205
>>135741172
Kill all charafags for they are the cancer infecting this otherwise pure general
TAOG EHT KCUF OT TNAW I
>>135741205
Is there some way to make it so that people who use the IRC all lose their hands?
>>135741543
>implying this general has ever been pure
nigga that's like saying /b/ used to be good.
I just bought undertale. My conscience is now clear
>>135741550
dank
>>135741550
Oh dear, he jerked himself into brain damage
>>135741550
I always knew you were secretly Australian.
>>135741550
ollǝH
Let's make this a good thread OK?
>>135742116
It's already bad.
goatpits
MUSICAL
Did I hear somebody ask for a woshin?
Because I am sure I heard somebody ask for a woshin.
>>135741550
Fucking Die
>>135742260
You should wosh Chara
Hugs?
>>135742347
That is true. The human needs to be woshed.
i remember
>>135742213
was conflicted, misusin >>135742213
r influence
There's a distinct lack of skeleton in this thread.
>>135740780
>People on 4chan usually argue like spergs
Nah, I think you just take people seriously far too often.
There are most definately spergs who argue like that, but I dunno, they always tend to act a little differently.
People going 'no ur a faggot' can just be assumed to be shitposting and 99% of the time they might as well be because reacting to them seriously will encourage more people to act retarded in response.
>>135742482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi8za2kTJDs
>>135742575
oh no
boop
>>135741550
Speaking in tongues is the sign of a true believer!
A gift from the master!
You are blessed brother!Inno a satana! Inno a satana!
Inno a satana! Inno a satana!
Inno a satana!
>>135742694
>almost palming the snoot
scandalous
>>135742668
Humans NEED to be woshed.
Good afternoon /utg/! I love you!
How do I dance like Mettaton?
Oi, how do you do, matey-pataties?
>>135742608
You're right. I just don't find it funny when people start to argue in a place where you can't tell if it's bait until it goes all out stupid. Also what's even more annoying are the people who bait using an argument which some people actually use seriously, such as religious people denying hard evidence.
>>135743134
Take lessons.
>>135743056
meant to reply to >>135742575
>>135743032
I love you too, anon.
>>135742584
>>135743163
Just sittin' around, looking at naughty pictures.
>>135743163
Just said something really stupid in front of some people I hang out with and now I feel like shit.
How are you?
>>135742116
Blessed be Saint Papyrus.
Goat
Frisk
>>135743134
You take an electric mixer and put one of the beaters alllllll the way up your dick and mash the go button
>>135743218
From who?
>>135743409
that's a kickass goatfrisk
>>135743391
Did you admit to wanting to fuck a fictional character?
>>135742584
Agreed.
>>135743218
No, Mettaton was self-taught.
>>135743409
I wonder how everyone would react to Frisk suddenly becoming a monster?
>>135743409
I want to cuddle with Goat Frisk on cold winter nights.
>>135743706
Jesus dude, no. It was just some really uneducated opinion I said for God know what fucking reason. I realized how fucking stupid it sounded just after I finished saying it.
>>135743168
Even if people are being serious the best way to stop threads going to shit is to just give them the benefit of the doubt.
Someone in /xcg/ was complaining about the thread, and then in a further post said /xgc/ instead of /xcg/.
A couple of people responded with '>/xgc/' and laughing reaction image type shit, and he accused them of samefag.
Then ten quick, consecutive posts followed with '>/xgc/', to which he responded with a rant about how this shit was killing the thread.
Then, the entire rest of that thread and the next thread were filled with nothing but '>/xgc/' nonstop posting, to the point where the image limit was hit 300 posts before bump limit in a thread which rarely goes over 150 a thread.
The prospect of annoying another poster is an allure so powerful, even threads with tons of gameplay discussion can be swept over very easily.
>>135743849
"Oh you're a monster now, okay"
Monsters in general seem to be pretty idle and prone to take things the easy way.
>>135743409
all the best goats have hair on their heads.
>>135743391
We've all been there at some point, right? Hard feelings afterwards or do you think you're psyching yourself up too much about it?
>>135744095
Did you say thatyou can stump the Trump?
>>135744274
I feel like shit because whenever I get an opportunity to prove myself as someone worthy I just do a single dumb thing and loose all credibility.
Basically I become a walking punchline and no-one takes me seriously.
>>135744251
All goat is best.
sans
>>135743391
Did you admit that you'll be voting for Omega Trump so he can become God and make this universe great again?
>>135742694
booping the snootwith my dick
REALCUTEPOSTING HOURS WHO DA FUCC UP
>>135744721but that is what I want to do with your snoot.
>>135744906
Have a cutie!
>>135744906
I've been up for ages.
>>135744906
hitler was cute
>>135744185
In anon places it's easy to just pretend to be the person who's being annoyed to keep the flow going.
I think it's the (you)'s that people crave to the point that they'll do whatever to get them, even if it meant samefagging.
>>135744906
HERE, HERE
>>135744902
>>135745070
E-everyone can see my mistake and laugh now...
>>135745309
hugs will make it all better
>>135745309Don't worry, maybe it was you who is the real cutie?
>>135745038i'd boop your snoot with myfeet
>>135745309
Anon, I don't see any mistake you've madeunless being too cute for this world is a mistake.
>>135745210
Wasn't that Mussolini?
>>135745210
Ne he wasn't but Asgore is
>>135744185
good thread, but if the guy was serious at first, he was probably pretending near the end
>>135745252
like this guy said, easy to pretend
>>135745309
>>135745070
:+)
>>135745270
>>135745210
>>135745161
>>135745747
Toriel is such a condescending bitch.
>>135740920
Brooklyn Sans faggot here again.
Last night made me remember how fun it is to say insane and/or depraved shit for you guys, along with other assorted shit.
More requests are welcome.
>>135741667
You tried satan.
>>135745450>feet fetish
Let's not
>>135744456
I'm not sure if this counts as advice, but have you considered going through life at least looking like you don't give a shit? That wasn't supposed to be mean, it can be quite the attractive feature these days. To relate, when I was in high school I tried to 'prove' myself to the people at the tables by trying hard to talk their talk and all that. Didn't really work out, but then I became more lax, didn't say as much and when I did I kept my responses brief. After that it seemed that people started to seek me out when I was there.
Though, I suppose it depends on personalities. Being a bit more conversationally conservative can limit blunders as well.
>>135745747
harsh
>>135745992jokes on you faggot, i don't even have a dick
>>135745309
Don't worry chara, we still love ya.
>>135746221
This Chara is 2lewd.
>>135746178Castrati, eh?
>>135745824
maximum aww
Would Asriel make good Asveal
>>135746221
Please don't speak for everyone, most of us hate Chara and Charaposters for being such little shits that try and ruin the fun for everyone else
>>135746258
>>135746258
We could go much further.
>>135746362
no
veal is cow
goat is not cow
>>135746221
>those streaks
more like that please
>>135746368
I won't trust me.
>>135746258
Lewd Chara is actually not lewd at all, because she is at the same time cute, which instantly nullifies any lewd context possible.
>>135743392
Aw fuck
Got something in my eye.
THICKMOM TIME?
>>135746684
Only one i actually have, saved it from yesterdays thread.
WIP, got about 2 more scenes left to go, ETA another hour.
http://pastebin.com/HDaE0eQa [The Dreemurr Family]
Remember to snap fingers as you read, for proper effect.
>>135746709
No, you have it wrong. Any Chara is automatically lewd, especially if it is also cute.
I'm in love with a 7-souled anthropomorphic goat.
I wanna have a talk with him.
>>135746901
i'm humming the theme as I go.
>>135746972
Super lewd?
pedos please stop posting
>>135746994
Make sure its adult goat, or otherwise "asrielfag pedo" will be yelled.
>>135747147
Fuck off, i arrived from the wonderful world of /b/
What the hell is he supposed to even be wearing?
>>135746994
Me too.
I wanna just relax with him, seems like he'd be interesting to talk to.
I mean, that'd be true for any of the characters, but I love the goat a little more than everyone else.
>>135747225
Go back to /b/ then you fucking pedoi
>>135747054
Super duperwosh
>>135746806
T H I C K?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY
>>135747328
Can't they locked me out, so im here to spread my love for the girls.
>>135747054
That image bothers me. I'm not sure if the way that sweater is depicted is accurate. It feels like there should be way more fabric that she has to hold up.
>>135747451
Did you even PLAY Undertale?
>>135747470
Fuck off you legitimate pedophile
>>135747470
Think of your fave Undertale
They are now a crab
What changes
>>135743032
I love you too anon.
>>135747567
yes, why?
>>135747574
I guess Undertale kind of was always full of cancer.
>>135747574
asriel's story is not as sad now
I can escape
>>135747574
YOU'RE A CRAB NOW
THAT'S MY AU
NYEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH!
>>135747573
I'm already jerking off.
>>135747574
They now have crabs.
>>135747687
>>135747574
A sexy crab.
Hey, remember that time Asriel killed his dad?
Doesn't Toriel make anything other than pie?
>>135747792
Ugh, those cheap hooker proportions.
lizard
>>135747664
You realize that we just dont post animations.
We post Booby, Vorbodens, Sans, Paps, Lewd, Gote's and Other stuff.
>>135747792
this art is dogshit
>>135748020
Are you implying that a pricy hooker would be flatchested?
>>135747985
And all the times he killed his family before in alternate timelines?
>>135748020
I know, but i still have it as a big shitpost when i need a good laugh.
>>135747573
>>135747574
>>135746972
Time for lewd temmie
>>135748081
And how does not posting according to the "norm" imply I did not PLAY the game?
>>135746178
That's harsh. Maybe you should go see a doctor about that. I hear it can drive people insane.
>>135747225
No worries, I've doubled checked that goat has over 18 years of age.
Of course it'd be neat to have that little guy as a friend aswell.
>>135747315
Wanna hang outbuddy?
>>135748081
Wat? Dude, I see people posting shit like that all the time. What are you even on about?
>>135748275
he's just shitting you
>>135748253
>Tem suc dik 4 colleg
>>135748253
Forgot pic.
>>135748054
and her science/depression friend
>>135747985
Remember that time Asriel killed literally everyone?
Remember that time he made Sans become depressed and apathetic by trapping him in a timeloop?
Remember that time he tried to keep a child in a state of near death for eternity just for his own pleasure?
Remember that time he convinced Papyrus to do his bidding?
What a guy.
Hello enjoy cap
>>135748492
Now I just have to think of that one remix animation
>>135748583
thanks
>>135748583
It did its job, which is use up the post limit.
>>135746901
Wait I thought you said you were gonna make Chara like Wednesday from Addams family? She's much too frightened and emotional here if that were the case.
>>135748054I want to molest her so badly
>>135748583
just two more groups that sansfags will always be better than. nothing special
>>135748714
Have fun.
>>135749009
>sansfag delusion
>>135748903
Gaster get out of here's
>>135749114
Why is she a cow now?
>>135748860
people voted, it was either she's Wednesday, or she's getting bullied.
bullied won.
>>135746994
>>135747315
Yeah join the club. I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be talking to the adult gote after his experiences but it'd certainly be interesting.
>>135748903
Please do not do that.
>>135749009
Should we separate Sansfags from Sansdiddlers?
Have you accepted the ectodick in your life?
>>135749009
>sansfags actually think they aren't the lowest of the low due to all the tumblr and strongest meme shit
>>135748417
>Wanna hang out buddy?S-usre.
>>135748838
I'm sorry. I just like caps.
>>135747000
Best encouragement.
>>135748860
I was considering it, but thought it might put the switched alignments off balance, so that's why I put up the poll and the votes veered strongly towards "bully the human".
>>135749114
I'm still not ok with posting this it looks weird with those ankles.
>>135749151
>implying it was rape
>implying it wasn't completely consensual.
>>135747274
>pacifier
>papyrus's scarf and underwear
>6 faded ribbons
>2 whoopie cushions
>2 socks
>apron
>trenchcoat
>tutu on his head
>tempura on his head
>bathrobe
>an annoying dog
>8 eyeballs
>radicool skateboard
that's all i see, japan is weird.
>>135747574
Me and thousands of other anons wouldn't have crippling depression over a cute goat then. In fact it's kind of funny to think about. The story would be sad but we wouldn't be as infatuated with the character itself.
I would be free although lesser for the experience.
>>135749386
No matter what anime tells you, a 12-year old can't consent
Bip-Bap-Bang
>>135749120
>>135749252
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, please do not try to slander sans's good name
>>135749247
Yes, ecto anything is pure autism famalam
>>135749246She is so wonderfully round and doughyAnd completely helplessYou just know that she is to meak to ever defend herself if you tried something with herShe would cry and try to hide her face in shame but she would let it happenShe wouldn't even hate you afterwards, just herself for not doing anything to stop it
asrielfags are pedos
>>135745892
do dis
>>135749592
are you implying asriel is a little girl
>>135749502
Arabian law tells me different.
>>135749502
DIFFERENT CULTURE, DIFFERENT SPECIES, DIFFERENT RULES.
>>135749502
12 year olds know what sex is and have it all the time
Reminder
>>135749701
Asriel wants to be the little girl!
>>135742584
>>135749587
Disgusting.I just want to grope that tail.
Oh no! What a nightmar!
>>135749701
May as well be.
DRESS WEARING COMMIE FAGGOT.
>>135749587
Alphys is for loving and protecting not abusing
>>135749805
pls no bully
>>135749645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZsW6WaBSWV
>>135749859
Oh no! A bonner!
>>135749805No.
>>135748492
Would you play her instrument?
>>135749936After the first few times she would start to love it and I can stop abusing her to force her into it
>>135747574
They are now karkat
>>135745915
I love this artist.
>>135750028
I don't know how to play the mandolin
I can only play the recorder
>>135750038
Don't, lizards are for forming friendships and watching shitty anime with
>>135750028
ayo hol up
>>135750028
Is piano hard?
>>135748492
would you hOI these temmies?
>>135750009
Shut up and take it.
And know, deep down, that you deserve this.
>>135750159It would be our very own twisted version of friendshipAnd she can always watch anime afterwards, to distract herself from her self-loathing and disgust
>>135750204
I'm learning piano right now.
It's not too bad, as long as you practice every day.
>>135749940
>>135750380
He deserves better.
I want to murder the shitty cuck Mettaton and free the cat from his low wage prison
>>135750269
Yes.
>>135750574
He'll deserve better when he does a better job.
>>135750594
>implying he doesn't deserve his fate
>>135750005
Oh no! You're meeting all of my standards!
>>135749180
>>135749309
Ah I see. I didn't notice the vote.
Seriously though why do people like the shitty robot who is without a doubt the single most assholeish cast member, hell they weren't even good enough to get a date despite being promised one because Toby no doubt figured out how unlikable they were and didn't want to waste everyone's time.
God I swear that robotfags are somehow even worse then Asriel and Charafags
I don't like the name "Burgerpants", so my folder for him is called "Best character".
I want to dream of the goat and have him tell me all my shortcomings and failures in life!
>>135751198
>then
>THEN
>>135751198
>>135751280
t.butthurt robotfag that knows i'm speaking the truth so they pointlessly attack spelling even though they fully understood what I meant
>>135751325
nice meme
>>135751398
I'm attacking your grammar
you spelled it properly, just the wrong one
It's Charasriel incest?
>>135750116
>>135745915
That's the cutest Frisk.
>>135751460
My point stills stands just like no matter what you do it doesn't stop Mettaton from being the shittiest cast member that actually got more then 5 mins of screen time
>>135749592
Asrielfags may have some diddlers in them but they at least keep it to 2d fantasy unlike that guy. Most of them don't sex the shota.
>>135751495
Adoption doesn't count.
>>135751198
If you kill Mettaton and talk to the rest of his employees you learn that he was actually a good boss and nice to literally everyone but the shit lizard and bpants.
>>135746806
Allright thick is it then.
>>135751591
I don't particularly care for the robot actually
though his EX form has nice legs
ive been away for a few months, gave up on the whole trying to get a life thing after realizing i find more comfort in fictional skeletons than my actual family. what did I miss?
>>135751643
He's still a massive asshole that was willing to ditch everyone in the underground and murder a child for his own selfish desires.
>>135751673
>having taste this bad
>>135751780
Hey my taste isn't that bad
Burgerpants is r9k the character.
>>135751604
Plus real shota is never as appealing as the goat.
>>135751770
actual legit pedos
>>135751770
How many months? You might have missed some high levels of shitposting.
>>135751770
you missed the whole I want to fuck the goat thing.
>>135751859
>Frogfags
>Having a job.
>>135751235
I'm sure you do that to yourself anyway. I don't think the goat needs to do much. He'll just look at you with an expression like in the image.
>>135751198
The whole point of the Spare function was to help a monster with their problems.
Mettaton's problem was that he was being a selfish prick, and in Sparing him, he learns how to be better to people.
Honestly, I like Mettaton because of how much of a slap in the face he gets in the Napstablook phone call. He goes through many changes.
>>135751647
>>135751647
Thought this was amputee fetish porn from the thumbnail.
>>135751976
ill probably regret asking but... could you elaborate
>>135751780
>I can only like characters who are nice all the time!
How boring do you have to be
>>135751647
Thick needs to be in moderation tho
