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>News
- Would you rather build a snowman or a sandcastle? The latest US Splatfest has been announced, starting on the 18th of March at 9 PM PST, and is now live
- Would you rather have a Hoverboard or a Jetpack? The latest EU Splatfest has been announced, starting on the 19th of March, 19:00 CET!
- Splatoon has received a major update, featuring new modified abilities and maps, an updated Splatfest system, and a host of new weapons coming in April!
Update 2.6.0 details:
https://cdn02.nintendo-europe.com/media/downloads/games_8/wiiu_splatoon_1/WiiU_Splatoon_Patch260_enGB.pdf
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/16462
- New Splatoon Manga coming in April! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/699173129038336000
- Splatoon action figures by Jakks Pacific have been announced! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBxQ_ma7wg
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Celibacy!
Callie should've been team Sandcastle!
>The latest US Splatfest has been announced, starting on the 18th of March at 9 PM PST, and is now live
>has been announced
>and is now live
Lazy OP
>find dreamteam for sandcastle in B- range
>always winning matches
>not by much but a solid 5-20% every game
>actually having a good time
>hit king about an hour and a half ago
>still playing because matches are actually fucking fun because of the eveness of it all
I kinda enjoy this whole.. Power Bracket thing.
I feel sorry for the S rank horror stories of last thread however if they are true.. but believe them because of the commonness of savescumming
also mfw
>>135697891
You're right, we should remake everything OP so that its completely different from all the other OPs. New pastebins, new official Splatoon tumblrs and new splatoon.ink
>Another riveting thread featuring nothing but pointless updates and blogging
I
Fucking
Hate
Splatfest.
>>135698017
Or have the decency to simply re-word some of so it actually makes sense.
GG snowteam
This splatfest felt a lot more balanced, no more squibsinstead a lot of tryhards
>>135698092
You're right, my guy. We should get back to our roots.
Marie is the best waifu. Callie is fucking shit.
>>135698092
I want to have marital sex with Callie in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
>>135698236
But it does make sense. You need to read the entire sentence.
>savescummed my way to A+
>these matches are nail biters
>barely winning and losing by 1-5% each game
>actually have to use tactics like throwing splatbombs at corners for chasing faggots
>bubble is not "i win" anymore
>seekers are useful
>always coming in third or fourth in games
>realize I maybe bringing my team down
>dont care keep queing
>still 50/50 winstreak
>actually having fun
the fucks going on...
>>135698289
No. You have to only in squid form
>got A totally legit
>get fucking steamrolled or lose in the last 10 seconds of each match
worst splatfest confirmed
>>135698332
>It's been announced
>It's happening on this date
>btw thats now
Tacking on a footnote is a lazy way of writing.
Just remove the whole thing and say 'Splatfest is live', goddamn.
>>135697914
It's enjoyable once you realize everyone else is playing TDM so you're free to go ham with an Aerospray MG or similar.
Opening Gambit makes a huge difference on Mall, especially if you carve a highway dead-center to mid at match start.
>>135698398
The new system works pretty nicely. I know other S rankers are having a bad time but honestly this Splatfest has been fairly relaxing My only real complaint is I got a ton of Sand Castle mirror matches.
>>135698279
>>135698289
Fuck you both
>play charger
>have a positive kill count
>kills enemies even if they are 1 meter away and kill enemy charger
>also get random kills when paint turf
>take a 1 hour break
>can't aim for shit
>miss almost every shot even though they were off guard
>miss the enemy charger
JUST
>>135698573
Spotted the Xfag
>>135698279
They're equally good you cockmince.
>>135698242
Splatfests with squibs felt more balanced than this bullshit desu senpai imo
>>135698770
Explain how the changes work in practice
>>135698698
There can only be one.
>casual faggot
>rarely play ranked
>was C+ when splatfest started
>level 39
>absolutely fucking wrecking every game with 9/1 K/D~ and highest inked with an ink recovery hat and special up feet and random chest using 89 zap
Maybe.. the new thing now will be "being high ranked" is an automatic loss now for teams?
>>135698931
Which is what preferences are for.
Bias aside they're both inherently perfect.
>>135698823
I have no idea but all I do know is I've had a losing record this splatfest, whereas I've generally been winning all the others
All I do know is there were some changes, I've had more connection errors, and been losing mroe
>>135699050
Well gee maybe it's because you aren't playing against C and B ranks and instead playing at your own level.
>>135698937
>>135699050
I guess all the so called competant players flocking to one side actually has a negative effect on your experience. Good the Americas self fulfilling prophecy about popularity was getting ridiculous and you seemed hell bent on spreading that nonsense to the rest of us
What happens if you haven't unlocked Ranked yet?
>>135698937
Everyone S/S+ play like it's TDM and don't focus enough on turf control, easily get boxed into spawn since they can't cover ground fast enough.
N-Zap '89 is actually a really good choice considering it's got ridiculous coverage and is still viable for combat
Let me see those high scores, boys
>>135697549
Alright fellow squids, its time to post your final stats on your way to Queen/King:
Sandcastle Queen
Rank B
W26/L16
Power LVL: 1329
Mirror games: 2
>>135699146
Why are the HW models so good for SFM lewds
>>135699341
Oh my god who the hell cares?
In the beginning, the popular side was an automatic win in MOST cases.
In the "meat", the least popular side was an automatic win in MOST cases
And now, near the "end", skill may matter. Is this a good thing?
Only time will tell because I did not pay attention to the JP Splatfest.
But, fuck me these matches are super close in the B rank bracket and this shit is actually fucking fun. cant wait to see what its like during primetime
>>135699319
The pink one is Callie right? That's the team that lost, and yet the person got a higher score than the other side.
>my team is bad
>it's not me, my team suck
What a meme.
>>135699238
Get put with C- players, I'd assume
>>135699382
How is it lewd? She just horseback riding.
>>135699341
Sandcastle King
Rank A
W30/L8
Power LVL: 1556
Mirror games: 1
>>135698937
>whichever team has more smurf accounts wins now
fucking hell
>>135699146
That doesn't really work because my teammates were C and B as well
>>135699454
>The pink one is Callie right?
This is the most common of knowledge.
Now that "save scummers" is ruining splatfest much like "most popular voted team" wins splatfest without a doubt and "least popular team" or something I forgot what I was going to do with this.
How will Nintendo stop the "save scummers" shit in future splatfests?
>>135699693
They won't, Splatfest as a concept is broken.
Matchmaking takes so fucking long now that it ruins all the fun.
Now I'm waiting so goddamn long for a match it BETTER be good, whereas before I could have a mixed bag of blowouts and good games and not even be mad because there was always another easy game to find.
And FUCK I've never had so many lost connections and I have the fucking ethernet adapter so I know it's not me. I swear the jumping japs have fucking migrated here with the amount of bullshit lag I have to play against
>>135699734
it's not broken per se it's just like everything else in this game. Nintendo never considered how people would work/game the system to give themselves an advantage. I'd say Spla2n would be more balanced as they've seen how players actually play but somehow I doubt it
>>135699693
I still don't get why Nintendo just don't save the data on a network instead of a USB. For example they can prevent scum by making it so that if the USB and the network data don't match the network data overwrite the USB data. I know other games that do this, so I don't get it.
>>135699892
But the very idea of dividing an entire playerbase between common preferences and expecting a balanced result, especially when popularity plays a huge part, is impossible to balance.
>splatfest is now 24 hour rank fest
>is S+
I....I never asked for this. I want my splatfests to be casual fun not intense death matches.
>>135699990
it'd be a lot fairer if people went with their gut or actual preference. All I ever hear is which side should I join to maximise my wins. Sure it's not everyone but it's enough people that the results get skewed
>>135699990
How is c playing c, b playing b, a playing a, and S/S+ playing together is more unbalance then before? If you are S rank you might be playing against S+ but it shouldn't make a difference much.
>>135700217
Then kill yourself savescummer
>>135699990
Just make both teams get the same number of snails. No more reason to game the system, teams end up more balanced.
>>135700217
Well you could always be the Jackass Aerospray running around and spraying as much turf as possible.
KD means dick when the only thing that matters in the end is coverage.
>>135700284
I didn't rank scum. Hit s+ through sheet determination, rainmaker, luck...and 52 gal. Never wanted to experience this shit again...
>>135700325
Maybe you should pick the theme instead of picking based on popularity. Lmao at you rite now.
>>135700383
That's what you get, kill yourself tryhard faggot
>>135700282
I'm S+, but I'm fucking awful at turf war. I can't do well having to worry about the whole map, I can only do well with clear and easily focused objectives.
>>135700383
You a power gamer? .96 gal regular. fuck bitches up in 2-3 hits and that fucking fuck sprinkler of yours is OP as fucking fuck on mall and museum.
Toss them bitches into trees, moving platforms and shit like that and focus on ambushing/killing
Ink Recovery up hat and feet are damn near fucking required bit holy fucking shit tit bitches the .96 gal reg and zap 89 wreck these maps like no one elses business
>>135700284
>Everyone ranked higher than me is savesummer!!
Why don't you kill yourself?
>>135700418
Callie looks good with brown hair.
EU player here, what do you guys think of the new Splatfest Power mechanic?
>>135700496
Because Im not a worthless piece of shit tryhard savescummer lol
>>135700492
>tossing a sprinkler on the highest point possible on the enemy platform
>watch squibs try and take it down as you ambush them
Also as a note to >>135700383, toss the sprinkler on the "back end" of the moving platforms. since they all go counter clockwise put them on the "back" or "west" end of them, sorry drunk as fuck anc cant think of the word right now but if you put them on the "east" end the sprinkler drops hit the side of the moving platform leaving like half of the sprinklers sprinkles useless.
>people screech about how team snowman is going to be full of Frozen memes, kids, and win popularity
>only 2 Frozen refs, mostly snowman pics
>team sandcastle has spongebob memes, kids, and this beauty
>no mirror matches on snow
It's going to be Cats vs Dogs again, I'll bet you.It's been pretty chill on #teamsnowbae.
>>135700640
...That's not even the same anon.
What do you think the results banter will be like?
A follow-up on Callie's memeing?
>finally get on a team that's using meta weapons
>suddenly break 20 game losing streak
>won multiple games in a row so far
>>135700492
>>135700641
I was think more of using the dynamo but it'll be fun to branch out a bit.
>>135700632
As a casual player who juggles B+ and A- all the fucking time, I started splatfest in B+ and on a 70% win chance here. I am not fighting squibs, I am not fighting elites.. I am fighting other casual gamers and having a great time.
If you save scum, you will be in for a bad time according to this and last threads reactions.
If you derank too much you might be the only good player in the team carrying folks and might have a good time I guess maybe?
I dunno, I know I am having a good fucking time with "close" but not knockout matches in the 1200 power range.
Dont cheat.
>>135700805
What if 'cheating' is creating a second account?
>>135700770
>marie will never put you in a rack with your penis and testicles dangling in the air
>marie will never "thank" you for your contribution to her team with "harsh handjobs" even though she lost and you tried your best with a 50+ hawtness rating
>marie will never grip your dick with her right hand and pump hard and belittle you while using her left hand to slap your testicles with just enough to make you jump but make you harder
>marie will never milk you and make you cum while squeezing your balls at the moment of climax making it all the sweeter
>marie will never continue to rub your glands shortly after the orgasm and licking you clean while kissing the head of your penis and saying outloud
>"do your best next splatfest, squiddo"
I really should stop drinking and splatfesting at the same time.
>>135701024
>He needs alcohol to envision Mariabuse
Step it up normie
>>135700805
>Dont cheat.
make me
>>135701106
After losing most splatfests its kinda hard to imagine what a "win" reward is like.
>>135701171
Callie gives you six additional new pets and shakes your hand.
Kiss on the lips if you're a Woomy.
>Splash-O-Matic in S-rank
I used to lead the point board in TW, now I'm a shitter.
>>135700983
not him
that's called smurfing and has been around in any game with a ladder or ranking system since their inception
its not cheating in the sense that you're not doing anything outside of the 'rules' of the game
>>135697549
Also, to the c/u/tie I saw on the other team about a couple hours ago, this is for you.
>>135701385
Every single picture of them together is /u/.
So from what I'm gathering sandcastle is actaully the popular choice? Go figure thought frozen would be snowmans downfall.
>>135701171
>after a easy pokemon blue side win for Marie she invites you to her home because she watched you fight so hard on the monitors going 10+ kills every match and ending with 75+ hotness and inking the second or most turf in the entire match
>she tells you that you were the reason she kept on singing for all that time
>she embraces you and whispering into your ear what your fantasy is
>you say, "I have two"
>you take off her spandex and shoes all in one swipe but leave her sweaty outfit on as she looks at you wide eyed with a toothy grin. the type of grin that tells you she picked the right one
>you start off by kissing her neck while rubbing your dick against her crotch
>you breath heavily into her ear while making eye contact as your "dry" humping gets more intense
>she knows whats next, you know whats next
>your sweaty body rubs up against her glittery sweaty body as you both become one
>your fingers intertwine as you lightly pin her down thrusting every few seconds hitting her G-spot with the tip of your penis every slow thrust
>her eyes close and her crotch tightens while you look upon the blissful joy across her face as she begins to release 24 hours of stress caused by singing and dancing
>her fingers tighten around yours
>her pussy begins to tighten around your penis
>her legs lock around you
>"hnnnnnn!" escapes her mouth
>few seconds later her entire body convulses with the pleasure and joy known only to a few on this earth
>she pulls you out catching her breath and starts giving you oral and sucking
>you cum in her mouth and she is still sucking
>you collapse after a hearty "pop" comes from her mouth from the suction
>you both fall asleep
>she wakes up before you and shakes you awake
>the sun is hitting her body as she looks down at you and smiles and she says:
>"I should have been at work 2 hours ago.."
>>135701563
I'm seeing an alarming amount of Jetpacks too.
What the fuck is going on.
>>135701563
Snowman is more popular overall, which is why all the good players went Sandcastle, thus giving S Ranks a ton of sand mirrors. That's what I think, anyway.
>>135701563
Please keep in mind things are broken down into brackets.
S rank sandcastle seems to have mirror matches
A rank is unknown to me
B rank has zero mirror matches by experience
C rank is unknown to me.
I just dont fucking know anymore man, might even be split up even more when you factor in + and - ranks. Not clear fucking cut anymore.
>>135701524
There are exceptions.
>>135701645
>"I have two"
fuck I was going to go on a footjob thing but I forgot about it.
>>135701645
>with the pleasure and joy known only to a few on this earth
>with the pleasure and joy known by many many many others
ftfy
>>135701846
I dunno man, many circumcised people will never experience an earth shattering i-need-to-go-to-sleep now orgasm.
>>135701950
an orgasm is an organ contraction, being circumsized or not affects little of it, if at all
>>135701950
I meant the feeling of sex with Marie
>finally find the weapon that works for me
>meter dangerously close to max
>dream team
FUCK.
>>135702080
I never really got into the deep science/biology of it, I know the hood of my penis protects the head of my penis from rubbing around in my pants leaving it sensitive as fuck and the skin under the head of the penis is so fucking sensitive I had a girl in college use a little bit of spit and her thumb to make me cum as I looked down at her in shock of what just happened.
If what you say is true, then my corrected response will be:
The act of sex is suppost to feel amazing, not just the orgasm.
poor woomy just wants to go out and play turf war with her friends, but she isn't feeling well! at least she's getting lots of rest
i'm not feeling too well either, does anyone have any small sketch requests?
>>135702340
I want another woomy to kiss that one goodnight, poor thing.
>>135702340
A woomy sitting against a wall with an ink brush holding an empty can of ink while looking down/sick.
If time for a second and third panel, her in the charger scope of enemy teammate taking pity on her
>>135702428
>>135702340
Not in a "old yeller" type of pity either.
>>135701645
but my fantasy is having her sweaty spat clad butt crushing my face
you ah kid now, you ah __________
>>135702404
mama woomy to the rescue!
>>135702995
>tfw no qt squidmom to put you to bed
>>135702995
Awww, that's nice
Could you fit in some sick Squid Sisters as well? One taking care of the other, both of them under the weather, whatever you like
For a plain sketch these are incredibly cute
>>135702995
Careful Mama Woomy, you don't want to get sick too!
>>135703064
>tfw no qt squidmom to get in bed with
As a snowman S+
WORST SPLATFEST EVER
you get paired with shitters from time to time in ranked but this is fucking bullshit
The connection errors are ridiculous. I had to restart the wiiu at least three times cos it just wont connect.
Thats it for me. Thanks splatoon it was a lot of fun. Not anymore.
>>135700780
>gain over 100 points to get back to 1600 destroying sandcastles with team
>two consecutive games vs snowman teams, both losses
>team disbands
>new people join
>using the same niche weapons that aren't great at killing or inking turf like almost everyone in snowman teams before my previous squad
>back to getting spawn camped by sandcastles every game
Don't these people learn?
>>135703443
>The connection errors are ridiculous. I had to restart the wiiu at least three times cos it just wont connect.
Why does this happen? It happens to me some nights outside of splatfest as well where I will get disconnected within the first 30sec of a game.
So I take it we don't actually get to see the top 100 list until the splatfest is over, right?
Also:
>Spending 10 minutes and counting trying to get into a single match due to time-outs and comm errors
I want my dream team back
>Be Eurofag
>Trying to work out who is winning the USfest
>Apparently everyone sucks
What the hell is going on
>>135702428
photoshop crashed so i had to assemble the panels in ms paint via screenshots. lots of sad squids today
>>135703090
sure! considering how often they're around each other, they probably get sick at the same time
>>135697784
Callie! Pull your knickers up! We can almost see your snatch!
>>135704632
She might be purity incarnate but she hasn't a problem with her wares being seen. She has to wiggle her bum on stage for goodness sake.
>>135704471
>In a battle
>Just give up
I'm sad now
Holy shit, I just realized something.
> Splatoon's game design is full of comeback mechanics
> There are almost zero game mechanics that directly buff/reward you for playing well, it;s all down to player skill
> Haunt was buffed
> Splat someone, get Haunted, gain ability buffs
> You just got stronger for killing someone
Just a silly thought, but it's kinda interesting.
>>135703090
aaand done!
they don't actually look sick in hindsight though
>>135705754
>those tentacles
CUTE!
>>135705754
Wow that's a new echelon of cute.
What does Callie have on her lap? Looks like a small booster seat.
>>135702340
Could you draw a Custom Hydra for me please?
>>135706393
'Hot water bottle', it's like a rubber bag you fill with hot water and it radiates head without scalding you
>>135705754
Are they sick or both on the rag?
>>135706562
meant to say heat, not head, oops
>>135706562
Oh of course, love those things. They make you instantly feel well again. Fantastic art as usual
>>135706619
Do you see them fighting?
Simultaneously menstruation would be terrifying in the Squid Sister household.
The thrill of Splatfest. Is it gone?
>>135705754
>You will never sit on the couch and sniffle with your beautiful Squid celebrity sistercousin, not just because you're both ill but because you're watching really sad soap operas and are definitely not tearing up a little
>>135706757
Happened to two girls once when I was in school, they boiled down to
>FUCK YOU
>NO, FUCK YOU
over and over
i'm rank A-
which team should I pick
>>135708272
dogs
>>135708272
rollercoasters
>>135708125
Did they kiss?
>>135705390
>There are almost zero game mechanics that directly buff/reward you for playing well
That's called balance.
>>135708658
It would be balance if there was also nothing to reward you for playing poorly. But there is.
>>135697549
>long night at work but refrain from checking splatfest maps
>MALL
>MUSEUM
>MAHI
this might be the worst splatfest maps ever unless they pulled a tower mall museum combo before
>>135697549
So now the meta is smurf accounts to win. At least that's not as bad as it was before.
>>135710227
>He can't handle fighting opponents on his level
baka
>tfw don't know what gear to wear or which weapon to use for Splatfest
Wait what is this about being S+ being bad for this splatfest?
>>135710840
The game calculates if you savescummed or not and puts you against harder opponents.
Lotta savescummers here.
how many efags have you guys seen
>>135710993
Splatoon doesn't have esports
deranking for next splatfest
>>135711321
Sure you will
Do you really want /ink/ to know you're a sub-S bitch?
Do you really want /ink/ to know you're incapable of competing with other S Ranks in Turf War?
>>135708658
>>135709729
The point is that Splatoon has none of those killstreak perks, where you get a buff for killing someone, and it snowballs until you're an unstoppable killing machine.
This is something I've noticed about the game's mechanics, but it seems that the devs want Splatoon's higher levels of play to be skill-based. The players in S+ are there because they're good at the game, not because they abuse some broken weapon/loadout.
Most of the abilities that give you buffs will bestow them when you're at a disadvantage. None are too powerful either (except maybe Tenacity), so there's no easily abuseable thing that detracts from skill.
tl;dr the game is pretty balanced.
>>135711530
Wouldn't mind paying for optional DLC Killstreak weapons, which just function the same way as in tf2. Where everyone in the game has
>WOOMY IS ON A 5 KILL STREAK
flash across their screen.
>>135711715
>NA version is
>WOOMY BE SPLATTIN'!!
People on my team literally using meme weapons in S+ matches in this Splatfest. I'm coming top or second while these shits are going lowest ink and k/d
I want out of this
I've lost 4 matches in a row. That has never happened during Splatfest. And almost everyone leaves the match
>>135711860
Oh shit anon you can't just go saying things like that about a woman
>>135711860
>WOOMY ON FLEEK!
>>135711940
I can and I did.
Wudya gonna do 'bout it, son?
>>135711530
i can assure you the only reason im in s+ and can maintain it is my dynamo and zink mini
>>135711897
>meme weapons
>>135712082
Marie is losing her edge, getting too old to keep up with the young squids.
>>135712596
She's like 26 maximum
>>135712596
I want to fuck Callie silly until she literally, literally can't even
sandcastlebros please tell me you guys are winning games
>>135712284
>trislosher nouveau
>carbon deco when it is only really useful on Mall
>custom splattershot jr
>>135699454
2 things
1) the losing team is more likely to have higher points since they have more turf to in
B) Points don't matter in TW. Whichever team gets 3 kills in the last 30 seconds win
>>135712668
That's 60 in youth years.
Even if Callie's the same age, she at least tries to keep up with the times, and at least her hair isn't gray.
>>135711523
Is there any beneft to having S rank? I only played a single game of ranked so far, but I didn't enjoy it as much as vanilla TW and haven't gone back to doing it ever since.
>>135712970
8 loss streak to be honest
Going to +2 myself to King it seems
>>135712970
Snowbaes are Kicking my ass. This is embarrassing.
>>135698398
>had to savescum your way to A+
you're like me but without any fucking self-respect you miserable sack of shit, get out of my rank and go back to the B-tier hole where you belong
>>135713220
Freeplay Squads
>>135713482
What?
>>135713649
You don't lose or gain Rank in Squads if you're S Rank, so you can just rack up cash without compromise
>>135713792
I don't have any friends to play with anyway, so I never do squads.
>>135713864
You have /ink/
what the fuck is this power thing
>>135713947I'm not that good at the game and don't want to drag anyone down
>tfw was in losing streak
>had double sandcastle with some people
>mfw some of their team is now my team
>unstoppable kill force
all it took was one mirror
>>135714052
I'm absolute shit nearly every time I join a squad here and somehow people don't seem to mind me playing with them every once in a while anyway.
As long as you try and the person says they are fine with anyone you should give it a try anon, its fun.If you play too badly a few games in a row you can flee with shame, like I do
>>135714052
That's the best part; we can all be as rubbish as we want because nobody loses anything if we lose.
I'm doing my best to reach S for that very reason.
>losing streak
>finally get good team together
>winning first 2-3 games with 60% to 25%
>connection lost
>>135712970
Was doing fine up until the middle champion and then went on a long losing streak to king. These were really close and tense so its actually enjoyable.
A lot of connection errors this fest though, not sure whats going on with that.
What team did you pick EUfriends?
Jetpack here.
I'm being a .96 fag with special charge ups and I have probably 75% uptime on this echolocator.
Am I a fag memegunner?
>save charger from instant destruction
>they walk and face me and Booyah
need capture card
>>135714546
yes
>>135714512
And I had so wanted to see her win...
>>135714546
slap on tenacity and you are golden
I have to make a tenacity special charge up hat
Currently doing the same except with dynamo
>want to change gear
>would lose dream team
help
>>135714841
A few tenacity hats to choose, one of them being my regular go-to piece. It still feels like a slower charge gain, at least on these maps.
Sprinkler on the spinning museum shit is hilarious.
>>135714937
There's no such thing as dream teams anymore
how are my sandcastlebros doing?
Frequently getting ass handed to me with a few lucky wins here and there
maybe playing later in the day will change things
>>135715186
I've had the same team for like 12 matches
well anon, aren't you going to respond?
>>135714804
Would be so much better without the sushi hat accessory. How is she supposed to wear the hat she's holding?
>>135715312
But they're so lewd without their hats!
>>135715250
S-sorry Callie, I'm flattered.. but I'm straight...
wait do we get more points for winning? I started like an hour ago and already a champion
>>135715384
They truly look naked without them. This is only a good thing.
>>135715384
unknown and unnamed and underrated artist
>>135715759
found the artist after a little searching, their name is shiku
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5741727
they haven't drawn since october, but their description was updated in march to say they think that they will get better and post more from now on.
>tfw everyone going hardcore
>I guess two people realized it was mirror
>they start squid party
>mfw entire lobby is squidparty except for this one guy
buddy pls its not that serious
>>135716114
and by march, i do mean "this month".
ah, much, much bigger
Supposed leaked NX controller. Full touch screen front, in line with Nintendo's legacy of unconventional controllers.
Most likely fake.
What think? Do you want to poke your Woomy?
>have bomb ass team
>disconnect
>next 4 games have 3 dynamos
I'm sick of that fucking tidal wave sniper roller.
>>135716374
Callie's tentacles are actually even longer than that
Marie's are on point
>news place: hammerhead bridge
>wake up, marie! the night sky is really pretty!
I THINK SANDCASTLE WAS A BAD CHOICE
I DONT WANT TO LOSE /ink/ HOLD ME
>>135716425
Who put knobs on that mirror?
>>135716785
I don't know what I was thinking this Splatfest...
I don't even like summer
>>135716785
Yellow color is worth it
is callie winning?
>>135716949
i figured all the squibs would choose snowman because >muh frozen
i was wrong
i was so wrong
>>135716783
Callie dragging Marie out to look at the stars seems to be a recurring theme
>>135716425
I don't think it's fake, prototypes are usually unpolished which is why its looking a little awkward here. But E3 isn't too far away, they gotta get something together for that. The patent's images fit perfectly with it, and because of a deal that was made somewhat recently, Sharp is going to be providing Nintendo with free-form LCD displays.
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/12/16/business/corporate-business/sharp-supply-free-form-lcds-nintendo/
It all fits pretty well together.
I actually really like the idea they're working with here. Why limit yourself to a small display when you have the whople controller to work with? Pretty sure the patent images revealed they're going to be pushing motion controls a little more with that controller (I might be remembering things wrong), but after playing Splatoon so much I would welcome this. Sticks+gyro is truly the way to go. And I can't wait to poke or pet my woomy.
Where did all these western S+ players even come from
I play a lot of solo queue in S+ and some of these people I never see. I see a lot of the same people in solo queue ever since they made S+ only face S+
>>135717012
I'm gonna say no
>>135717419
It also seems to be missing the Sony style 'hand holds' that appear in the prototype drafts.
>tfw not ink inking
>just hanging around their spawn in the few ink puddles dodging their shots
>they finally splat me
>round ends as they try to go forward
>they wasted 30 seconds at the end of the round trying to splat me instead of covering turf
toppest of keks
inked 423 that round but was worth it
ZERO AND SEVEN
D Y N A M O
Y
N
A
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>>135717453
Most them probably only squad at this point.
does splatfest go by win rate in the order
im finding it hard to believe a charger is outinking 3 dynameme
>>135717012
Okay those are ridiculously puffy pants. Not cool.
this splatfest is making me really sad
i shit on futurefags and redtards with incredible ease but snowball is leaving me with my head in the sand. i've lost at least 4 times as much as i've won
i don't want to go on
>>135719013
Welcome to bracketed Splatfests
Enjoy your stay.
>>135719121
dear god it's based on rank? i'm only level 27 but managed to slip my way into upper A ranks
guess that explains all the kings/queens/ level 50s
>wait with decent team
>first opponenet loads
>Connection Error
I just woke up. Which team do I pick if I want to win this time.
>>135719520
dogs
This is the fastest I've hit King
my splatfest tee wont even be 100% unlocked when I hit King if I win won more match
>>135719520
why not just pick your favorite team
>>135719597
No. I need those snails man
Really
Fuck this game
>>135719636
6 whole rolls, holy shit
Yellow is my favorite color.
Win or lose I feel pretty good. I wish I could keep the shirt.
>>135720043
I like that color blue but a darker blue is my favourite. Good job on King status, bro.
>>135719719
Fuck yo wifi nigga.
>Sandcastle defender Frosty
>Snowman defender Sandy
Heh
>>135720043
That's orange
>>135720043
black+orange generally looks nice
>>135720663
It's more of a goldenrod than orange but I can see why you'd say it was orange. This has more of a yellow tinge to it I'd say
>>135720946
that looks nothing like the color in the splatfest
>>135697784
no she shouldn't
joining sandcastle was a mistake
>>135720663
>>135721050
Look at the stripe on the hat.
>>135721362
Sandcastles defs gonna lose
>>135721724
right? i keep running into nothing but shitters. this is awful
>>135715189
>>135716785
>>135716949
>>135717181
>>135719013
>>135721362
>>135721724
Bring it home Calliefriends
>>135721980
>>135721362 here
i'm a calliefriend too but i fucking hate winter ;_; i'm in canada and goddamn i'm so sick of winter. it's been so warm lately, i've been loving it. i want to move to vancouver since its nice and mild there but it's just too expensive
>>135721050
I dunno maybe my eyes are fucked or the monitor isn't set correctly. The has a dark color when transforming but the ink appears a yellow for me and so does the hat. The hat normally has an orange color when orange ink no?
But I do have digital vibrance set to max. Ah well doesn't matter too much I guess.
>>135717419
Eh, the gyro aiming in Splatoon irritated the fuck out of me, insta disable
>>135722387
literally get good
