Developing console versions with embezzled funds and BURN GDC edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically decrease the stability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=top+gear+mexicans
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
Snek BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. Gay snek weddings definitely are.
>>135406459
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun
>>135406665
No soul
No personality
No reason to be hereIf you're just joining the thread, this anon's name is angry anon and we are going to break him and it is going to be spectacular
Your honor, it's clearly the case that the developers always openly invited piracy to the extent they could within the forums they were speaking. For you see, they knew they would never be able to complete a finished, marketable game, so instead they took in all donations as profit and then worked as charity for five years, slicing off little pieces of corporate profit as paychecks and bonuses and contracts no lawyer ever laid eyes on.
You see, they are still working on faith -- faith that money will continue pouring in the bank, and that, your honor, is what makes Squad's use of tax shelters, misappropriation, deception, malfeasance, embezzlement and fraud totally legal. KSP was never meant to be a finished game.
>>135406773
Pretty sure that's Snek again, he got procedural parts when he updated to 1.0.5.
>>135406665
>building explosion effects are still significantly better than rocket explosion effects
What's GDC?
>>135407675
Game Developers Conference, KSP is there at the Razer, Microsoft and Flying Tiger booths.
Bet it's the ONLY thing at the FT booth as well.
>>135407761
FT has simply got to be a front
>pour millions in
>have developers being funded by early access investments develop game
>force people who funded development to rebuy game
>book FT profits as 100% revenue
I bet Max thought he was smart when he set this and Deported bv up. Too bad he got his ontology mixed up and felt the need to brag about his deception in order to feel accomplished and fucked the entire sheep in the process.
>>135407407
>adding building explosions in a game that hasn't left alpha
I swear to fucking god someone should just get on a plane and murder these motherfuckers
>>undefined
Neat
>>135407346
I have a pet spider :^)
>>135407278
It's not and I didn't and space is fun Kerbal is fun Squad is fun
What just happened? I saw a post (deleted now) that was blank and had:
>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined
For it's date/time/post number and then part of the thread got duplicated
>>135409158I added something for youand forgot a comma
>>135409063
Spiders don't count
What else do you have?
old thread is rapidly shrinking, I think they're gonna bring it down to 725 posts then delete this threadreminder GDC is tonight
>>135409231
Glitch of some sort
Usually I only see this happening in /utg/ for whatever reason, I believe this is the first time I've seen it happen anywhere else
.20 WHEN?
never forget how naive we were
At least Badie is just lazy instead of Evil
Did I remember correctly or someone very affectionate with the whole burn squadcast/gdc stuff threw a tantrum when someone made a thread 10 posts too early a few threads ago?
>>135411065
Hey, look, an angry voice appears!
>>135412391
>>135410468
Is that badie?
>>135412481
>dumb fucking impact font meme
>made on imgur
>>135412523
bet ur ass it is
>>135412692
>made on imgur
>made
>>135412732
How do you know that?
>>135412850
It's from her twitter
this shit looks literally unplayable.
https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/710180617401425920
>>135413505
>https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/710180617401425920
>instant yellow clock on launch
>>135413505
I don't know how you were able to spot differences with the PC version, let alone judge if the thing looks playable.
>>135413841
>has to use an on-screen keyboard to type
>playable
Pick one.
>>135413841
the part highlighting technique will be clunky and useless, as you can see from the way it lurches around, and he was literally unable to make a fairing and just gave up and launched
then the launch was off target and the UI takes up 80% of the screen now.
g-guys it's t-totally p-playable
>>135414232
>>135414038
>that background
Did they book the booth yesterday and is it in the back of the Denny's across the street?
>some tweakables are symmetry independent, like unlocking steering for wheels.
>part highlighting technique seems to be entirely focused on a centralized stack
Not enough info to call it yet but I can already feel the lack of QA clusterfuckery on the console versions
Sure is ironic a game developed within a new economic model designed to allow transparency and openness between developers and early investors has led to a incomplete version being developed on a console in complete secrecy with no input from the fanbase on differentiation between pc and console and no use of the fanbase to beta test the early versions even though the game itself was borne out of the idea that fans and early investors should be kept in the loop and involved.
And as long as we're pointing out mental discontinuities, let's examine exactly how FT's business model could possibly work.
Either they are being paid a flat fee for the conversion, or they have been promised a percentage of the profits from the console versions. In fact, the second verison is the only possibly legal one, as if they were paid a flat fee for the conversion, Squad would be double dipping on profits by making the PC funders fund the console versions.
So, let's assume they get a percentage of the profit and are working "for free" (which we know isn't true based on the length of time 1.1 has taken and their casual admittances that the devs have spent time working on 1.1)
If FT were working on this legal model, we would have seen or heard from them by now, as they would have a vested interest in promoting the game so they can maximize profit.
Any anons wanna tell me what I'm missing here?
>>135415330
>goes for certification
>before PC QA is over
>before PC experimentals and pre-release entirely
>>135415483
What version of the game are the console ports based on? 1.1 or 1.0.5?
>>135413648
Looks green for me.
>>135415483
>signs contracts with sony nintendo and wii
>before even looking at the certification requirements
>>135415330
*casual admittances that they devs have spent time working on the console versions instead of 1.1
>>135415956
they claim 1.1,math doesn't add up though
@catfucker, this is for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tgz6UUEffT
>>135415330
>In fact, the second verison is the only possibly legal one
Are you literally retarded or are you just pretending?
>If FT were working on this legal model, we would have seen or heard from them by now, as they would have a vested interest in promoting the game so they can maximize profit.
Have you ever seen anyone other than the publisher/owner of the IP advertising a game?
>Any anons wanna tell me what I'm missing here?
A brain
>>135416817
>responding seriously to bait
>>135416756
Is that a cat cumming while purring?Regardless, I still got a boner just from the purring
>>135416946
I can't help myself
>>135416817
I see a lot of anger here but not a lot of substance.
>>135416976
https://youtu.be/eLMDO1fiYns
>>135417378
I don't know, that's kind of a weird-sounding purr
>>135417378
>100 decibels
My cat is listening to this video and freaking the fuck out
>>135417301
Wait, let me formulate the post again so you can understand
- on what basis the first option would be illegal?
-same
-same
>>135417378
Just imagine that motherfucker coming to you in the morning while you sleep and purring like that in your ears.
>>135417145
You're an idiot.
>>135417586
>- on what basis the first option would be illegal?
Hey look, it's a sentence formatted by a Euroslime.
Paying to develop a product with donations from a different product is considered Fraud in the first world, anon.
>>135417998
Now go pick the definition of donation and tell me how it applies to people paying for a game.
And no, those are not investments either.
>>135414641
>you now realise that Squad's primary business before KSP was making booths and interactive electronic displays for other companies
>>135415330
>Squad outsourced console KSP development to Flying Tiger.
>Flying Tiger out-Squadded Squad and have been sitting on their thumbs all year raking in the cash
>tfw FT were the ones embezzling
>>135418738
hey that's better than whatever
>>135418191
is trying to justify...
"money" "doesnt" "just" "magically" "appear" "if" "you" "use" "different" "definitions"
Squad is committing fraud, tax evasion, embezzlement and is lying to children about their dreams.
Let me guess, that's okay because they're mexican and the world has been doing it to mexico so now it's okay for Mexico to get back at the world, right?
>>135419172
Why are you not suing them and getting your money back?
Please stop responding to him ffs.
All you do is fuck up the thread.
>>135419427
:^)
Burn GDC, anon.
>>135419172
That's ok because there is no law anywhere that says that what they are doing is illegal.
Get over it, Perry
>>135419172
>go to store page titled "Store"
>click "Buy" button
>"It doesn't count as buying if it's in early access I only donated REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>135419839
It's almost like something blatantly false is bait or something
M'snakey
>>135420141
Silly!
Why are the eyes so milky?
>tfw no qt satchie gf
>>135419839
The crux of the argument has nothing to do with buying versus donating versus investing, I just dropped that in as bait to throw angry anon off the trail.
there is no business model FT could possibly be operating under that isn't fraudulent in some way.
>>135421175
>i was only pretending to be retarded!
>>135421327
What pets do you have?
>>135420141
Cute!
>>135420607
Shedding.
>/scg/ dropped off the board entirely
kek
>>135421908
hey at least I don't need to pretend to be an American to fit in :^)
>>135423485
Was that the Scam Citizen General? Sometimes they merged with Elite Dangerous General.
>>135426038
/edg/ died ages ago, I think.
Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
>>135426658
hi snek
>>135426873
Why reply to him here? He posted before.
>>135426658
>screenshot69420
I'm not quite sure if this is a joke or you're completely mental.
>>135427768
dude 420 BLAZE IT 69 le sex number
>tfw your friend likes cats because they can only handle being on the receiving end of abusive relationships
>>135428352
>tfw your friends likes dogs and is basically retarded
>>135428352
For every bully there's a person that gets off to being bullied.
Isn't the world a marvelous place?
>>135428567
>being so mentally damaged as a result of abuse as to believe people who like dogs are retarded
Can anyone tell me what should I change here so Kerbin isn't completely covered in clouds?
>>135427031
I see someone is keeping track of the /kspg/ social register
>>135429116
>not being mentally damaged
>in kerbal severe psychosis general
lmao what a normie
Okay, let's settle this debate for once.
>captain
Picard > Janeway > Kirk > Archer > Sisko
>second in command
Spock > Riker > T'Pol > Kira > Chakotay
>doctor
The Doctor > Crusher > McCoy > Bashir > Phlox
>opening
Voyager > Enterprise > Next Generation > The Original Series > Deep Space 9
>main ship
Voyager > Next Generation > The Original Series > Deep Space 9 > Enterprise
But to be fair, the Enterprise E is best ship, but that's not in the series so it doesn't count.
>series
Next Generation > Voyager > The Original Series > Deep Space 9 > Enterprise
Often times in other boards a "age, sex, job, salary" thread pops up and there are usually a few people that always accuse the OP of being some kind of data miner.
What gives? How could someone use unverifiable data taken from 4chan of all places? Is this a meme or there are legitimate reasons to believe someone is trying to harvest valuable data for unknown purposes?
>>135430519
>>series
>Next Generation > Voyager > The Original Series > Enterprise > Deep Space 9
Made a little error there myself.
>>135430640
A tin foil hat is always a good idea. We live in strange times.
why didn't i just fucking nuke them
>>135430745
Yeah but I mean, I'm trying to see the logic behind that.
>>135431154
Simple. Verizons smart cookies, or whatever the hell they're called, tracked you no matter what, even on an Argentinian basket weaving discussing website, such as 4 chan...
They've been doing it for years, look it up...
Just imagine all the other hands your data passes through, and how many companies pay to see what you do, just to display you targeted adds.
And then take solace in the fact that you don't even see those adds, because you use adblock.
You do use adblock, don't you?
Mexicans won (again) the first place of the Robotchallenge 2016 (most important Robot competition in the world)
https://www.robotchallenge.org/robotchallenge/resultate-2016/
>>135432269
Doesn't explain how someone could rack up valuable data by being on one end of a thread where people from all over the world can post and possibly say all kinds of bullshit.
Your cookie scenario would work if you are being tracked on your own computer, but how would that work from OP's side? How can OP (even assuming OP is posting as an employee of a big comms firm) make sure that the things people write are true and verifiable?
I don't know, it seems to me that your idea raises more questions than it answers
>click on link in game launcher
>internet explorer opens
>2 tabs
>link I clicked and some idotic start page
>pop up opens if I want to set up IE or if I want to do it later
>close pop up
>page full of advertisment
>pop up opens if I want to make IE my default browser
>close pop up
>close IE
>pop up opens asking if I'm sure if I want to close 2 tabs
I've seen it all.
>>135430519
>>135430519
>Chakotay
>after Riker
>even after T'pol
>>135426873
Hullo
>>135427768
A joke, because the filename was already taken on my phone and I don't like overwriting things
>last sentence in the third option
Oh man, I've been waiting for something like this since I founded this great nation
Time for Zoophilistan to live up to it's name
>>135433587
>based sexy beard guy
>super cute vulcan
vs
>space indian
>>135434273
Yes
YES
>>135434273
>>135434504
Lel, I already allowed that ages ago.
>>135434528
One step closer to mandatory zoophilia for all citizens
>>135434504
Delete this
>>135435923
Hey, I just legalized gay marriage too
You should be happy that the fags in my country can marry each other, even if I don't let them adopt
>>135436008
>f word
DELETE THIS
>>135436168
Hey, I'm a fag too
Granted, I'm only gay for animals, but you can't say that a guy that sucks dick all day isn't a fag
>>135436327
HE SAID IT AGAIN REEEEEEEE
>>135436512___
>>135436512FOG
>>135436512
Do you sometimes touch your bf's benis?
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/16/11246488/ula-brett-tobey-tory-bruno-sexist-comments-blue-origin-aerojet-rocketdyne
What the FUCK
>>135437948
>this man directs one of the most important, if not the most important aerospace company in the world
>>135437948
How is this even remotely sexist? I don't even get it.
more evidence Bezos has bribed and coerced his way into US history
>>135432967
Sorry for late response, but here goes, actually, I'm gonna type this on the puter, once I'm done smoking, gimme a min.
Is jeb bush autistic?
>>135439770
seems it, but trump also seems like that guy from tard camp on South Park,
>>135432967
ok so here goes...
>Doesn't explain how someone could rack up valuable data by being on one end of a thread where people from all over the world can post and possibly say all kinds of bullshit.
doesnt matter if its bullshit or not, an IP is an IP. so if they can target that IP with ANY kind of data that they might be interested in, its worth money. http://www.dslreportscom/shownews/Concern-Arises-Over-Verizons-New-Sneaky-Stealth-Cookie-131034
i deleted the dot between dslreports and com.
finding out what age group, or sex, or job, or income alone would do well, but combined, it is a gold mine...
>Your cookie scenario would work if you are being tracked on your own computer,
you are. period.
>but how would that work from OP's side? How can OP (even assuming OP is posting as an employee of a big comms firm) make sure that the things people write are true and verifiable?
OP wouldnt give a shit if its right or wrong. its still data to sell tagged to an ip. or in worst cases, a UIDH.
and dont even think that just one company is doing this.
>I don't know, it seems to me that your idea raises more questions than it answers
it seems to me youre blissfully ignorant, and like it that way...
ever heard of room 641a?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_641A
t. telecom employee
Good night, /kspg/!
I hope you all dream well.
>>135440819
Can you talk about CPNI?
Also any horror stories?
>>135436890yes
>>135440819
so the hypothetical data miner OP is not actually getting any data by himself, he is just allowing someone else to track your answer directly from your computer?
jesus christ this is advanced fuckery
/kspg/
Redpill me about Wireless Electricity
http://www.pcworld.com/article/3019437/ces/hands-on-with-witricitys-wireless-charging-for-laptops.html
>>135442240
>not using guided wave transmission anywhere it's practical
It's like you hate efficiency.
>>135437948
>attempting to get extra clicks for an obvious gender-bait article
why
>>135441130
>customer proprietary network information
forbidden, sorry. why would anyone want to share that anyway?
>horror stories
eh, people die in my line of work, but only due to mistakes. heard of a guy a few years back that repsonded to a call to down lines at night or some shit. the guy was setting up his truck to fix the problems, and his truck came into contact with power. being that our shit isnt insulated (from power) the truck became energized, and therefore found him as the path of least resistance.
consequently it blew his feet off. he is lucky to have survived.
>>135441661
yep. just like everything else on the internet, always question it. even me...
oh, i should note, that room 641a shit... my crew and i once went to install a fiber optic cable into a bank from two directions once (whats called a ring) and were unable to push it into the building through the pipe all the way. hours later, the bank manager reluctantly let a single man into a room (supervised) not on any drawings to take the fibers in, and then pass them through to the room they were supposed to go to.
creepy shit.
>haven't failed any contracts
>been taking multiple two-star rep contracts
>reputation has actually dropped from 14% to 13%
what the fuck is this bullshit?
"ready for 1.0" my ass squad
>>135441385
I knew!
>>135442240
Let me be a fucking smartass and tell you.
Everytime you charge your handy or laptop using a charging cable you use wireless eletricity.
The electricity from your plug has to go through a transformator and goes through a coil. That coil is next to another coil and "sends" it's electric energy into the other coil, without any wires connecting them. So the connection is wireless, but with a wire connecting both end.
>>135443768
WHAT THE FUCK
just saw that declining contracts loses you rep now
sorry for not wanting to rescue 500 kerbals from orbit in a row you retarded mexicans
How do you do spoiler text on clover? I don't see a button for it.
Or do you have to type out the spoiler tags manually?
>>135444286
>>135444584
I'm using the new version and it doesn't have those buttons.
>>135442240
>You can imagine a future where your entire desk is a charging pad and the only effort required to charge your laptop, phone, eReader, and smartwatch is to put them down.
But what if you spill something
Also, I like the subtle Apple shilling
>>135445140
Forgot pic
>>135445403
Can you link me to the store page for the app?
Oddly enough I just tried to look for Clover and it doesn't show up anymore.
Oops.
>>135445562
Nevermind, I just googled it and it looks like the app was removed from the store because it violates rules on pornography
>>135445395
Yeah, It's a shame nobody invented waterproof materials and coatings yet
>>135446490
>>135445403
if only there were some sort of web based interface one could use instead
>>135446847
What if you drop something on it?
>>135447131
What if you drop something on your computer/phone/tablet/glass table/car?
>>135447423
Dropping something on your computer is different from dropping something on your desk
And glass tables are stupid anyway
>>135447113
Dude have you tried using the mobile 4chan site for more than 10minutes?
It's a fucking pain.
>>135447591
If only there were some sort of device better suited for web-based interfaces one could use instead
>>135443978
>declining a contract
At least throughout all my lows and lows I never once fell so far as to need to get validation from a random text generator
>>135447591
You have no idea.
>>135447527
Well you pay more fucking attention and, if you really can't help yourself, you don't make your whole desk out of a wireless charger.
>>135447664
Are you the same guy from like two days ago that didn't come to terms with touch screens?
>no qt bf to play simulation games with
why live?
>>135447664
>someone makes a shitty mobile version of a site
>it's the phone's fault
Ok
>>135442240
imagine a coil of wires, next to another coil of wires, and then charge one side with ac voltage.
because of inductance, the uncharged side coil of wires will be electrified with power now.
its how power gets trasmitted to your home, the top wires (usually around 7k volts, low amps) are fed into a transformer (grey round can atop some poles)...
this intro voltage is in a coil inside the transformer. and the output coil is much more tightly wound, which steps down the voltage, but ups the amperage.
it is quite possible to create this same effect on a flat surface, as it has been possible for years to steal power from the power company just by laying one (or a few) extension cords directly parallel to the power lines above. although nowadays they can catch the gaps with the RFID meters, so its kinda pointless...
inductance is a helluva thing...
Which graphics engine would Scatterer run best on? DX11 has a bunch of bugs that made me uninstall the mod...
>>135448089
while the idea of "redpill, redpilling, redpilled" etc is fucking retarded pol-tier dialogue, it has a pretty specific meaning that you clearly don't understand.
>>135447664
adwords.blogspot.com/2015/05/building-for-next-moment.html?m=1
Get with the times gramps, it's been a while since mobile traffic has surpassed PC traffic.
Google is even lowering the pagerank of sites that don't have a mobile version because of this.
>>135447935
>>135448072
>>135448889
Literally the only thing touch screens are better for is on mobile devices
If you have access to a mouse+keyboard, you will always go for that instead of a touchscreen, unless you're a moron
Smartphone/tablet shills pls go
>watching north korean documentary
>flying minmus mission
>forgot to reattach solar panels except one
this is gonna be a long one
http://libraryofbabel.info
Divisible by 3: Play witcher
Else:
Evens: Continue watching this enron documentary for an assignment
Odds: Play Ksp
>>135449625
I sorry mister
>>135449625
Witcher 3 it is! This game is getting a bit tedious, though. I felt the same about Witcher 2 after a while.
Evens, play KSP
Odds, finish Starship Troopers and Leviathan
0, kill myself
I'm starving yet I'm not hungry
>>135449353
>Literally the only thing touch screens are better for is on mobile devices
Yeah no shit
>Smartphone/tablet shills pls go
Liking a generic device without using names is shilling now. Ok.
Anyway I'm in bed right now and my laptop is literally sitting closed right beside the bed.
Phones are superior for casual internet browsing, there is no debate to be done here.
If you have an aversion for smartphones then I'm sorry for you, but they are getting better at doing every mundane shit by the day, whether you like it or not.
>>135450098
>Anyway I'm in bed right now and my laptop is literally sitting closed right beside the bed.
But why
I use my laptop in bed all the time, it's the comfiest thing ever
>"You have to"
Listen to the very last thing scott says:
https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/710240249549422597
>>135450348
"How're you finding those controls?"
>>135450318
It's because you don't like smartphones, because if you did, you would know that laying on one side, tucking yourself under the covers and casually browsing the internet with one hand is 100x more comfy than using a laptop.
You even get self adjusting screen brightness for that added comfiness.
>>135450527
This needs a penis shafted photoshopped on like pronto
>>135450658
Browsing the internet in bed is about one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever done
After about 5 minutes my neck, wrist, arm, or some combination of the three gets tired/starts aching no matter what position I'm in
>>135451060
*shaft, thanks autocorrect
>>135449582
So I used the image thing, looked up an image I had, and tried to copy the ID so I could post it here
>>135450348
How do you fine-tune those controls
>>135451109
I don't know how you can end up like that, I'm perfectly comfortable in pretty much any position I could try for reading on a phone, and it's not like I'm working hard to avoid pain.
I just lay down however if feel comfortable, pop out the phone and read.
You are missing out m8
>>135451323
You can bookmark images.
http://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/imagebookmark2.cgi?babelia_frthadvncmntfhmnty
have you ever encountered an ass so fine it fundamentally changes your life?
>>135452020
Not really
I have encountered a dick so fine that it's done that, though
>>135452020
Carnal pleasures are ephemeral and not important
I'm starting to realize I don't actually have any actual friends in real life.
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
Alright homies, lets get drunk!
>>135234039
>>135452895
>replying to 1 year and 150 day old posts
>>135453174
>tfw only a pinch of whiskey
Fuck this
I would like to alert the thread to the fact that I am indeed smoking the marijuana
>>135454978
dude memes lmao
>>135454978
ayy weed lmau
>>135454978
dude ayy lmao
What criteria make up a good place to die?
>>135453174
>>135454978
>getting intoxicated
I really can't wait for the Wii U version of KSP
This is my favorite Mexican indie game.
>>135455619
>being sober
>>135455546
>No atmosphere
>Lonely
>Cold
>>135455701
Yes
>>135455678
kys
>>135455810
Hey look it's the roadmap for KSP
>>135455810
It would help if it was on the dark side too.
>>135455919
>>135455810
>tfw you will never live on an atmosphereless body
>tfw even if you did, your bones'd turn to talcum powder
>>135456041
>you will never have the privilege of letting space turn your bones to talcum powder
>>135456007
Nigga, where are the stars at?
>you will never nuke a city from orbit
>>135456171
And since all of the Apollo missions landed on the near side, where that pic was taken there should be enough reflected light from Earth for the ground to be visible
>>135455810
while looking for a source for this image found this, thought you guys might find it interesting.
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/files/03-Whitley-Explanding_the_Definition_of_the_Lunar_Exploration_Scenario.pdf
>>135456778
Are you telling me that the Moon is brighter than the Earth?Well, it probably is, but a half Moon is more than enough to be able to see around you, so a full Earth is probably enough
evens, funky ommelette
odds, burger
zero or nine, wildcard
>>135453836
Ha, you missed one!
I wouldn't have known if you hadn't linked it.
I honestly hope humanity never manages to extend it's corruptive reach to the Martian biosphere any more than it already has.
We are a cancer
>>135459054
You're deluded, we're the best critter ever. Have some pride, are you a Bern-victim or something?
>>135459054
>literally just alt tabbed from the original Doom to see this post
huh
>>135459248
Humans are the planets only moral actor, hence humans are by default the source of all evil. Thus a world without humanity is a world without evil.
Checkmate, philanthropes.
>>135459248
we pollute our own reserves, elect the most vile of us to lead, and we kill anything and everything around us intentionally and unintentionally
>>135459478
Best we gradually move the majority of our activity to a lifeless rock, then.
Whether or not you think humans are good depends on whether or not you think that something is always better than nothing, even if it's bad
>>135459478
Yeah we're sloppy, so what? Name a single non-human that appreciates the natural beauty of a galaxy or nebula.
>>135459427
By that definition we're also the source of all good. We're one of the few animals that has the decency to kill our food before we eat it.
>>135459054
>it's
>martian biosphere
>>135459478
Leadership is a vile job.
TRUMP 2016
>>135459997
Is humanity's collective good greater than it's collective evil?
>>135456171
>>135456301
Like this?>opened up paint.net to do this
>decided to use high res milky way skybox for stars
>open it in paint.net to use it
>copy it
>paint.net freezes
>watch ram usage jump from 200mb to 3gb in a matter of seconds
>jumps up to 4.7, ram usage at 97% now
>suddenly entire computer freezes
>have to hard restart
>takes a full ten minutes to start up and another ten minutes to log in
>everything is sluggish as fuck
help
>>135461314
I was going to do it on Photoshop someday.
What the fuck though?
>>135461314
switch to linux, use pinta instead.
>>135461314
>>135461480
>>135461491
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>>135460312
thank you. i am embarrassed
>>135461314
that's what you get for downloading the universe anon
>>135461279
Good and evil might as well be fictional. Morality is relative, just like everything else in this crazy universe. Now that we have the capability to end our own species, it's pretty plain that we need to kick this can as far as we can. There are no guarantees another species will ever leave this planet. It may well be that neither will we, and our only legacy will be the machines we create.
Do we have what it takes to be gods? It's doubtful we will survive our creations.
>>135463695
and therefore we are cancer and it's best if we just got it over with and snuffed ourselves out.
Still up, playing witcher 3. The most I like about this game is the contracts. I like just being a professional, taking care of these creatures that are worrying the villagers, and collecting coin. The villagers are almost always grateful and I get money to buy what I want. Its honest work.
Requesting Scott Manley in a convenience store in L.A.
>>135467276
>he doesn't have a .txt file with all the copypastas on it
I saw Scott Manley at a convenience store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be an asshole and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Snickers bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by hulloing really loudly.
>>135467413
Thanks, this always gets to me.
nuclear holocaust whenI just want it to end already
>>135469410
god that would be so nice
>>135469682
indeed
Buncha whiners, I swear.
Fuck, wraiths in witcher 3 are such a fucking pain. I turn down the difficulty because I do not like spamming the dodge button just to beat these fuckers. The amount they teleport should be toned way the fuck down.
>>135470220
fuckoff
>>135470778
Wahh I have all these fingers on my hands, I guess I'll just use them to complain!
>>135471751
>Not using it to touch the keys on a keyboard to complain and to touch the keys on a grand piano
Do you even /fingering/?
>>135472115
>not using it to touch the keys on a keyboard and to touch the keys on a grand piano and to touch your cat's dick
>>135472165
>having three hands
>>135472240
How can you expect to please anyone without a minimum of 3 hands?
>>135472165
>not ignoring us while having the cat play piano and you touch your own dick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale
:(
>>135474548
There's this guy at work who has a really high loud voice. He's nice enough, but I don't hang around him too much. He's a little touched in the head, so to speak.
