>Tips and guides
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Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack.tf tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
I don'ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; friends
tf2gluv -o-
do angels really deserve to die
>Huntsman
6th for fuck gaben
Eighth for dogs.
>>135124309
-w-
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
http://pastebin.com/Zc1qzaaB
tf2g belogs to pyro mains :D:
>>135124603Please don't spoil my dogs like that.
http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
1 rec off nabler and pullover
2 rec off combat slacks, dictator and dumb pyro teeth face thing
1 ref off lollichop licker
>>135124381
i remember looking at this shit when i was like 12 because it was "LIKE FREE ACID" according to the clickbait titles
now i have a drug problem
doges?
>decide to play dota
>put on a team with 4 Mexicans
Shoebox how do you endure this
>>135125048
PLEASE P L E A S E tell me they fuck
>>135125206
probly
>>135124309
i luv my tf2gfu
>>135125204
shoebox is a mexican
--Begin Template (Don't put this part in the final post)--
The Bellow From Below
- 25% Damage
+ 50% Afterburn time
- 100% Airblast speed
For the cost of 50 ammo, Pyro can airblast out a burst of flames. These flames travel three times farther than normal, and do double damage. This is done by pressing M1 and M2 at the same time.
--End Template (Don't put this part in the final post)--
>>135125206
kill yourself
>>135125525
>anything new for pyro
fuck no
how about we fix him first
>>135125643
whats wrong with pyro?
>>135125643
Yeah, fair enough. I just thought it was a cool concept
>>135125814
Its a very limited class.
stay safe /tf2g/
>>135125048My sister's dog does that. She's too cute to tell her to stop.
How does it feel knowing that sniper gets madroleplaypussy whenever he wants?
>>135125814
>Too much health
>too many free, effort free crit weapons
>too much mobility
>too much damage per min
Pyro is probably one of the least classy classes out of all the class
Like I mean he is insanely working class, he's so blue collar you can basically read off his asbestos lined suit that he just wants to sit down and have a lunch break for the entire day.
He is nothing but a commoner, a low life.
A plebeian.
>>135126457
>He thinks pyro is OP
>>135126457
your problem is obviously that you dont play scout
>>135125540
>!eRIcsmIthQ
>kill yourself
>>135126448
>married
>getting pussy
lmao
>tfw your team is carried by your sniper
>he's not going to be at the game this week
JUST
LOL
O
L
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385240-%3Atrump%3A
>>135126475
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.
>>135127560
holy shit talking about wasting money and then they say that buying virtual hats is a waste...
>>135127560
Was this game made just for stupid emotes?
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385240-%3Aawoo%3A
>>135127728
>Implying Pyro isn't a pauper
Tsk tsk
I mean ffs he's a man-baby
a gay baby
>>135127910
It looks like...http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385240-%3Afeeling%3A?filter=ultimate%20arena
>>135128272
he isn't though. he is a successful ceo
>>135128604
Actually, it looks like a live hunger games simulator, which is actually pretty cool. I wanna make a game now, just so I can make dumb emotes.
>>135127728
Why do the Pyro's hands look different in this, looking from Pyro's POV.
Does he not see himself in his suit? How the Pyro looks by default is easily cute enough for Pyroland.
r8 or suggest something on this new loadout?
>>135129074
its fine
you look like aheavy main
>>135128836
Yeah, is cheap to, but well the emotes are like expensive as fuck
i havent read the comics
what is engineer doing
>>135129074
Stop painting your Bill's gaudy colors. The default brown is fine.
>>135129218
Read the comics.
>>135128894
A world without fire looks boring to Pyro.
>>135128646
>He is
>Abandons the company and all investments to kill people
huh
>>135128894
>The other mercenaries allude to Pyro being a weird monster all the time
>He's probably pretty disfigured underneath the suit
>Rather than a suited monster, Pyro sees himself as normal, perhaps how he used to be.
what can i do with my crates
i dont want them, will anyone give me some metal for them
>>135129186
Release date: Feb 29, 2016
Give it a week or two, shit'll be damn near free.
>>135129526
List 'em all for 3 cents. You'll eventually get a penny
>>135129335
>team colouring
>gaudy
>>135129526
The are worth .03 cents on the market. You are gonna get a penny each for them.
>>135129563
that isn't worth it
http://tf2r.com/kynpjoq.html
>>135129439
That's kinda sad. I wanna hug Pyro! Only if we're the same color so he won't accidentally hurt me.
He's the worst class, but the bestest friend.
>>135130043
Pyro really is a cutie. I hope he gets the buffs he deserves.
happy fucking shitty fucking birthday to fuckin gme woo.
Does anyone have a nuclear throne coupon? I'll trade you stuff for it.
>>135130263
gme's a pretty cool guy.
should i drink myself tod eath or till im passed out at least so i dont have to feel
>>135130773
what's wrong?
>>135129604
It is on the Bill's. The rest of the outfit is muted colors besides the sleeves, which are fine. Paint on the Bill's completely throws it off.
>>135130825
im too much of a fucking pussy to kill myself
i missed a raffle
>>135131298
>>135131298
same
made me pretty sad desu
>>135131217
crona pls
>>135130773
Gasol is losing it
>>135130836
Paints on Bills, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
>>135130334
I don't think coupons for NT exist. Wait until Vlambeer stops being a little bitch and finally puts it on sale.
>>135131217
why do you want to kill yourself?
>>135131897
I saw a bunch in some guys inventory
thoughts?
>>135131931
His girlfriend broke up with him.
>>135131948
>TFW played gsg games for so long modern maps look strange and foreign to me
>>135131948
rock the nagorno-karabakh
>tfw you love using the classic but it's never viable
Killing people with it is so goddamn satisfying but fuck me does it feel like a chore trying to charge up a shot.
>>135131625
Never
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1449121
Some TF2g crafts and other stuff.
Click the link in the trade for more items.
>>135129074
Needs a beard
>>135131989
LOOKS LIKE FISH'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
88th for hitler did nothing wrong
88th for hitler was a jerk
>>135132930
>says 88th
>is 87th
waow
888th for meme
>>135133037
OP post counts as the first post. Your post was 90
wew
8man is my husband!
>>135133117
>OP post counts as first post
>>135133280
>smug slut
Two can play this game
>>135132868
but then i cant have matching pants or the bills
>>135133442
room for a third?
>>135133458
heavy already has pants on, silly
the gone commando and the hunter heavy look neat together
your mouth and my dick look neat together
>>135134162
can i be involved in this
im not >>135133740
>>135127467
HL skill ceiling
*fucking sucks your dicking fuck*
>>135134232
you fucking slutopen wide
>>135134312
I love to dick fucks
>>135134780
id?
dick this
*fucks*
>>135134506
who are you
>>135134825
id/smoreandmore/spoiler]
>>135135074
who's asking
>Person joins comfy server
>He spams binds and lenny faces
>I call a votekick on him
>It passes
MANN UP IS SHIT
EVERYONE ON IT IS SHIT
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NEVER FUCKING LISTEN
I JUST WANT TO FINISH MY GODDAMN FUCKING TOUR
FUCKING PYRO RUINING FUCKING EVERYTHING
if i put some shit in autoxec.cgf, there's no need to put them again in the parameter launch options, right?
>>135136180
get a job
quit playing mvm
have fun with the game instead
>>135136369
no
no
no
>>135136340
if it starts with a - it has to stay in launch options
-sw -noborder etc have to stay in launch options
launch options starting with + can be moved to autoexec.cfg, but not many configs use these for obvious reasons
do i have to stay in launch options
>>135136369
but mvm isfun
stay on my dick
That one took you a while human.
>>135137786
Rather hit Mydick with a hammer.
Post tf2 3x3$ faggot
you can take a while licking my dick
Is there way to have the PE/GE combo and Sunbeams on a Medic without spending stupid crazy on a Polar Pullover?
>>135136180
id?
>>135139248
yeah but you have to have a pretty awful hat
>>135139685
Say it ain't so
Say so anyway
>>135139248
>purple energy
>green energy
gross
>>135138878
herer go
>>135139248
Viewfinder, looks worse than pullover and I think costs more?
>>135140080
all shit
>>135140173
:o(
>>135140080
I want that executioner.
Too bad I am tf2poor.
And also don't actually want to drop like $100 on one hat.
>>135138878
>>135140276
that's assuming real money was spent
>>135140648
How do you even find these people?
im spiriling. ono ne gives a fuck about me why should i care if i bleed all over my fucking floor.
>>135140717
exist 4 years ago
>>135140747
jesus loves you
>>135140717
see
>>135140756
Valve has been systematically gutting every method of jewing for the last few years. It was great while it lasted though. Can't believe it's been so long.
>pyromania was 4 years ago
>>135140756
>>135141098
That sucks. I wanna jew people.
>>135141098
Thankfully "WHY DID I BUY THIS!??!" kits still sell well.
>>135140648
>best jew I got was spending 1 bud on a 7 bud hat, which dropped to 5 where I sold it, then it dropped to 2.
This was back when buds were 25ish keys.
I kinda miss the hat though.
Should have bought it back.
TF2 a shit gaem
>>135141703
And?
>>135141703
cute picture
squidoo
I've been playing scout and now I can't play heavy anymore because I feel so slow.
Why must the speed feel so addicting?
Year long haunted items WHEN!?
Rough start, but I have figured out a way to edit vertex normals in blender.
The insulated inventor very well may become at least multiclass at some point.Everything texturewise is shit, mostly to get the point across real quick while I get some other classes taken care of.
>>135142558
give me 1% credit for it
>>135142613
I wouldn't be able to add anyone sadly.
It would need to be uploaded to the original submission.
>>135142558
Should we buy these up now for when they become all-class!?
>>135142657
I wouldn't get your hopes up any right now.
Once I get closer to getting everything done up maybe start up the hype train and start buying them up.
Going to try to stealth update it like I did before.
I'll let you guys know when I submit it.
>>135142776
Thanks anyways for the hot tip dude.
Hi, my name is Grant Vincent and I want to kill.
Fuck off!
Hahaha, just kidding.
hi this is b4nny ama
i knew dotsy was a furry removing that dogfucker right now
>>135143120
>Holo
>furry
name my sniper rifle
I really like the color on B but it clashes with the bottom of medic's coat a bit. Which one is better?
>>135143494
Larry
>>135143518
>Playing cuck
>>135143707
>Reading meme comics
>>135140648
Trade waits are the worst. Seriously, I just wanna buy a couple keys so I can buy dumb cosmetics. Why do I need to wait a week?
im the worst
*sucks*
tfw i58 in August and then DeutschLAN immediately after in September
what tf2 related events are you looking forward to in 2016 team forty two general
>>135143518
A, and don't use blutsauger you idiot
you're in a room with geel, jessecar, and brad "bible.tf" pitt and one gun with one bullet
what do you do??
>>135142558
hype
>>135145510
kill myself
>>135145510
Shoot brad pitt in the gut so he dies slow.
>>135145609
I'll have to figure out how to stick a couple classes in one uv mind.
Including the original texture.
Gonna be a challenge.
May take a while as well as I may need to redesign the entire item.
How can you guys play this after so long? Does it hurt to see the game in this state? Do you use mods or play only vanilla?
>>135145963
i play comp
i don't give a shit about trading or unbalanced weapons
i just KILL and that's enough for me
>>135145963
i stopped playing for like a year or two and am getting back into it now
>>135145963
Personally I make custom maps, don't play the real game all that much, only ctf_landfall recently.
>>135145963
It continues to be fun.
The fact that Ranked is being introduced means that hopefully Valve will start properly balancing shit.
Vanilla was fucking disgusting and horribly imbalanced.
>>135145963
>Does it hurt to see the game in this state?
depends what you mean by that
if you're talking about how valve couldn't give fewer shits about the game and cares more about the opinions of whiny shitters on reddit than people who can actually play the game, then yes
but if you're talking about hats, i couldn't care less. i think some of them are pretty neat.
>>135145963
comp
the upcoming mm release holds promise for many of the weapons that may be upsetting you to be balanced so as to be fun to play against in time
>>135124903
drug problem?
more like drug solution.
>>135145338
too late
dr*g
should i open 30 dollars worth of crates+keys now at my 1000hourversary or wait?
>>135147349
go for it desu
open 26 dollars worth of crates :3
>>135147349
Just buy a 30 dollar unusual
>>135147349
Wait for the 1000th hour. Ittl be more special.
>>135147432
>>135147453
>>135147536
but seriously im at 999hrs
>>135147524 nah.
my butt hole is prepared for disappointment.
ill open tomorrow when muh frend gets on
>>135147626
I didn't do anything for my 1000th hour. I'm actually getting close to my 2000th. Maybe I should dump 20 worth of disappointment for that.
>>135147706
go fer it. im opening a few 83s, a gargoyle, a 15, and a 60. if i make my money back ill be ecstatic.
Man I just want to bend Drawning over his racecar bed and ram his FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>135147706
>>135147626
I'm going to eat an entire chocolate cookie on my 2500th hour
I wish I slept in a race car.
>>135148003
hot. post pics of your uvula
>>135148003
>MFW I've had four cookies tonight
It's a wonder that I'm not overweight. I think I'll just stick to boxes tho. Only 250 more hours to go til I hit 2000.
>>135148169
What kinda cookies?
>>135148645
They were chocolate and soft, almost like brownies. A nice size too, not too big or too small. I need to work on my own cookie skills. I made some myself and they turned out mediocre.
>>135148762
Mh. Sounds nice, anon. Enjoy them in moderation.
And remember to watch Cake Boss.
I sleep in a racing car.
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
i sleep alone
;w;
video games
sleep with me
okay
>>135145963
Fun things are fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLOsZzIcGHU
>>135149397
Those players were fucking horrible but the editing was good and I liked the song.
Liked, followed, subscribed, donated my life savings, forced my friends to watch at gunpoint, stalked the uploader, created a doll made out of your hair and toenail clippings that I worship, imagined elaborate scenarios in which we meet, fall in love, and spend the rest of our lives together
>>135149397
I think there are fewer things in life more infuriating than dying to a medic whacking you with an Ubersaw. Especially in a tryhard lobby with random crits turned off.
>>135150663
>Especially in a tryhard lobby with random crits turned off.
>>135151352
i believe anon is saying:
-he is trying his best, as opposed to a more relaxed pub atmosphere - he is more invested in a lobby
-he can't blame random crits when he dies to an ubersaw
tl;drhe needs to git gud and stop letting medics get close to him
Item ideas go
Medigun
> + Anyone who is healed for more than 2 consecutive seconds will recieve mini-crits while healed.
> - Ubercharge only restores target and medics health to 100% instantly
Bonesaw
> + Can always walk through non-disguised enemies
> + 10% Movement speed while active
> + 3/s health regen while active
> - Switching away deals 50 damage.
Basically a passive fleeing buff, and also a "My pocket just died get the hell outta dodge"
>>135152123
>stop letting medics get close to him
Any good scout chasing a medic will take a blind corner wide. The only ubersaw bait truly worth risking is one which forces the opponent to drop down a vertical distance.
Medigun
50% max overheal like quickfix
4 charges like vaccinator
Use charges to instantly revive dead players
Im goin out 2 look for some cool old games wish me luck boys
Also buy my shit
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
>>135153264
holy fuck these are awful
>>135154834
Just like your pathetic life spend on a Taiwanese carpentry board
>>135154981
What did he mean by this?
>>135155007
*she
Why is anyone even tryharding in tf2 anymore, game has been dead for 7 years.
Have there ever been any invite or plat players who have been caught hacking? All I know about is Phrakture and Hassassin who were caught.
med primary
>Fires a harmless blast of energy which can be used to blast jump
>If fired more than once within 5 seconds, this blast consumes 15% Übercharge
6s quick fix
>Übercharge grants a brief speed boost, immunity to movement impairing effects, and increases healing by 250%
>Übercharge can be activated at any time while >25%
>25% faster Übercharge drain rate on wearer
>Overheal still builds at normal rate even during Übercharge
>Move at the speed of any faster heal target
>Mirror blast jumps of patients
>>135145242
I want to go to i58 but I have no one to go with
I don't know anyone irl that still plays tf2
>>135156692
What league were they how were they caught and was that heavy ever banned the one with all the webms on here
>>135157612
I'm not even sure about the heavy but he didn't play in our match. Hassassin was in IM when he was caught hacking in a pub (or maybe it was an alt?) The community just let is slide because they're cucks and he's in invite now. Phrakture was invite and he got caught hacking on an alt and I think he stopped playing comp not too long after that.
>>135158049
How did they know it was their alt
>>135158924
same IP
lansky had an alt playing on an iron 6s team (sin6) but come to find out it was his brother.
>>135158975
i used to scrim that team all the time
it definintely was not lanksy lol
>>135140648
did anyone ever find out who this is
>>135140648
fake and gay
Which crates are currently most profitable to open? I'm not talking 200 keys, more like 8 so counting on things like Strange Kritzkrieg is out of the question.
>>135160051
I figured it out, you should be able to if you want to.
>>135160512
At the very least he listed those hats for sale at one time. He sold the C.moon lucky for a Secret to Everybody Drill Hat
>>135140648
>tfw cloudy moon spartan for haunted spooky sleeves
>tfw oct 2012 was 3 and a half years ago
Judaism was for me back then, but am I feeling it now?
>>135156703
Those are complete shit
Holy shit what happened?
>>135161018
I tried doing the research myself but I just gave up because I was pretty busy when I was doing it
I could try again later today
If I remember correctly,I found someone with the furious nagagsjagajka and the authority on the first 3 pages of his outpost
>>135161018
If you still know who it is post it spoilered incase >>135165047 wants to go on a witch hunt
Why is this Halloween restricted?
>>135168597
it's far too silly for tf2's sophisticated art style
>Want to buy an unusual Scot Bonnet
>Only 26 in the world
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>Cheapest one is 48 keys
Well
I have some log/data messages in the top left corner while i play tf2
I only have this in the parameter launch options
>-dev -novid -viewmodel_fov 90 -net_graph 0 -cl_corpsestay 0 -max_shells 0 -sillygibs -mat_phong 0 -useforcedmparms -noforcemaccel -noforcemspd
And i use the stock autoexec.cfg and config.cfg
I already tried taking off net_graph 0, and i still get the messages.
H E L P
E
L
P
comin' out
comin out
comin out
comin out
comin out
comin out
its DARE
>>135170749
what anime is that?
>>135170963
developer 0 my friend
what mercernary is the gay one?
non gays
>soldier
dating hoovy's sister
>scout
trying to bone pauling
>spy
fugging scout's mother
>heavy
russian, probably dislike gays
>demo
he's the only nigger, they won't make it gay
>>135171267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTn1QxCZ2s
''The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle''
>>135171587
pyro is a woman too
>>135171587
They're all heterosexual.
>>135170749
it's not a terrible hat
>>135171587
its medic and sniper
